#wheatcake

[frozenhi-chews]

Pancake and Starlo: Heartbroken and Seeking Love

Pancake and Spamton: Divine yet Damned

Pancake and Arthur: Haunted and Hunted

Pancake and Wheatley: Trapped and Vengeful

Pancake and Springtrap: Tired and Haunted

[nickmarino]

I was talking to my wife earlier today about Aunt May's Wheatcakes and I realized that I had no clue what a wheatcake even was. So here's the official recipe from Untold Tales of Spider-Man '96.

[therealcoolfooddude]

(via Aunt May's Wheatcakes) Aunt May's Wheatcakes are a hearty, classic breakfast made from whole wheat, often served with syrup or fruit—a favourite for all ages. 

[wadewilson-parker]

Amazing Spider-Man #19 (2022)

[cinnabell2]

Next post is slight nsfw ish and imma gonna use the tag "cinna spice" for any suggestive content!!

[ask-spiderpool]

So like, this isn’t an ask but I can’t find it. You made a really cursed breakfast post once about pancakes with hot sauce, syrup, chocolate syrup, cheese whiz, mint chocolate chip ice cream, jalapeños, and strawberries. I’ve been determined to try it for forever and it won’t happen for another few months but my friend is a professional chef and he agreed to try to make a good version as a follow up to me making it as was intended once I get a place with a useable kitchen. My stomach will die but thank you for being part of me making this an actual plan in my life

[x]

I'm in awe of your bravery. Praying for your stomach lining. Please keep us posted. If I never hear from you again, I'm going to assume you died by wheatcake, and I'll devote an in-memorium to you.

[itswalky]

Shortpacked!: "Re: Wheatcakes"

[spideypoolbigbang]

Title: The Cursed Prince

Author: Trolley (Tumblr: @thewritingtroll)

Artists: Yad (Twitter: naiad_r, Tumblr: @lus-sav) and Zarth (Tumblr: zarthhearth, AO3: Zarth)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: temporary MCD

Word Count: 35k

Posting Date: Tuesday, October 1st

Summary: The reigning council of Regines hires a disreputable mercenary fighter to protect their prince from a demon’s curse. It goes well for all of two days.

Stupid spindles. Stupid princes who argue curse semantics. Now Wade’s got to go rescue his brat charge from the tower guarded by a seemingly invincible spider demon. It’d help if he could figure out why the demon’s acting so strange, but the council is too busy breathing down his neck to listen and Spidey is so gods-be-damned cryptic. 

Teaser Excerpt:

“Good morning,” Peter said, already reaching for the closest plate of wheatcakes. “Who’s the new guy?” 

He leaned around Rogers as he asked so he could make eye contact with the unfamiliar man sitting on the other side of the captain of the guard. The fellow had the weathered body of a soldier, all heavy scars, hard muscles, and a shaved head, but the foolish grin of a man who thought he was hilarious. 

“Wade,” the man winked, and his insufferable smile turned even brighter. “At your service.”

Peter’s lip curled in instinctual disdain. He’d experienced his fair share of try-hards in court, people who thought they could feign familiarity enough to be granted privileges and favors. He didn’t care for it at all. “Wade? As though into a pool?”

“‘Exactly like that,” Wade said. He didn’t look at all bothered by Peter’s attempt to disarm him; if anything, he looked amused, as though Peter had referenced some nonexistent inside joke.

“Wade,” Captain Rogers interrupted firmly, “is your personal bodyguard this year.”

Peter whipped his head back to glower at the captain. “I already have my personal guard.”

“Surprise,” Strange smirked as he tucked himself into the chair next to Banner. 

“I already have my personal guard,” Peter repeated, turning to look at Stark and the spymasters for support. “I don’t need a personal bodyguard.”

“Oh, was it a different prince that’s expecting a cursed spindle after he turns seventeen?” Wade asked. His voice was strident and low at the same time, and Peter really didn’t take kindly to smartass strangers being sarcastic to him. “I specifically auditioned for the one due for a demonic sleep curse.”

[julysrainn]

RIIIING! RIIING!

There goes your alarm, you were working late last night. Jake was at home. Asleep when you returned. You remember going straight to bed, you didnt even bother changing.

You and Jake have been living together for 5 months now.

You cannot believe you're engaged to this, greenest flag of guy.

But last night, you were upset. Upset because he didn't wait for you. He ate and slept alone. Jake has always been a real good cook. He cooks often. He likes to call it cooking dates with you. You remember you cannot blame him, cause you told him to eat and sleep. When you returned, he was lying on the bed with an Agatha Christie novel in his hands. The guy has been learning English for you...

You took the book from his hands and set it aside on the bedside table and put the covers on him so he wouldnt feel cold.

"He looks like a snack while sleeping" you murmur to yourself.

You sit up, look beside you, Jake isnt there. He has a morning routine. He goes to run in the morning, lifts weights, takes baths.

If you're lucky you get to see him right after his shower, in nothing but his Towel.

"Sigh, he must have gone for his workout..."

Clunk Clunk Clunk

You hear that sound as you freshen up. Its coming from the kitchen.

You grab the lamp on the bedside table, just as a protection weapon against the intruder.

Peeking from the kitchen door, you see the beautifully carved back of Jake, its got those sexy tattooes.

Jake's making his protien shake.

Somehow he senses you behind him.

"Huh? You you're awake? Hey, whats that in your hands?"

He asks.

You blush, "No- nothing" you hide the lamp behind your back.

"Aahahaha!" He laughs as he steps towards you.

He's wearing an apron in the front saying "Korea's Wheatcake" the one that you gifted him.

He grabs your face, pins you on the wall and kisses you.

Your heart beats hundred miles an hour, your body gets warm.

Damn it! You think to yourself, again he blew me off the ground.

"You're gonna need more than a lamp to bring me down."

"Uh huh" you reply looking at his soft baby face.

"Eat up, I cooked for you, your favourite pancakes." He says.

"It must've been a long night yesterday. Lemme spoil you a bit."

That disappointment you were having last night melts away into warm comfort...

You realise how lucky you're.

[spideywhites]

how could you not objectively think something is wrong with average man Peter Parker when he’s never there yet still knows everything about you, eats wheatcakes without blinking, could not name a single music artist, is 30 and still points at people, zones out for 3 hours straight when you’re supposed to be hanging out (if he even shows up), and apparently gets a black eye slipping in the shower once a month

[exponentialmass]

I'll provide some context for this big lady later, bui this is my corpo mech pilot that I play for Lancer, callsign COMPANY MAN, seen here indulging in some high density space wheatcakes.

Commissions are open and ongoing, DM me for details!

Crossposted from: https://twitter.com/ExponentialMass

[frozenhi-chews]

Bonbon!! He'll show up in the Wheatcake AU I have planned

He and Tom know eachother

[ravioliet]

random thing i made of Wheatcake (spidersona/spider-verse oc i made based on my cat, idk if i've really posted about him here before) i love redrawing memes with this guy

[frunbuns]

Wheatcakes

"What are you making?”

“Thought I’d try one of May’s recipes. I don't know, I just…” Peter shrugs lamely, like he doesn’t know what to say about it. “I don’t know.”

“Well, It smells really good,” she tells him, warmth spreading in her chest when he throws her a grateful smile.

It does smell good, and it makes her heart ache.

Sometimes MJ misses May so much she can feel the May-shaped hole in her soul. She imagines it must be at least ten times worse for Peter.

[Or, Peter tries making May's wheatcakes, but disappointment and grief catches up to him unexpectedly.]

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[ultimatepeter-man]

Umm hey I was wondering if you had any headcanons for scarlet spider he's my favorite usm character

Sure do!

His eyes are actually very sensitive to light and that's why it looks like he's glaring all the time. Boi needs a pair of sunglasses on a sunny day otherwise it's constantly scowling.

He has deep-rooted anxiety, not just about himself and his own identity, but by being around a lot of people. After finding out he was a clone of Spider-Man, he struggled with coming to terms with it and differentiating himself from Peter (nothing new if you've read comics, but I disgress.) Being around people gives him a lot of anxiety because he feels like he has to constantly protect himself. Fight or flight is ingrained into him and he struggles with relaxing with the team, even if he WANTS to. He's always waiting for SOMETHING bad to happen.

He's incredibly bristly and doesn't take anyone's bullshit, but he actually has a very low opinion of himself. Dealing with Otto's narcism all the time gave him a lot of self-hatred and anxiety, and instead of dealing with it in a healthy way, he tends to lash out and attack first because he doesn't feel safe being vulnerable in front of people.

He's become very aware of Peter and over-analyzes all the little behaviors they share. They both rub the back of their necks alot when they're sheepish, they both love wheatcakes to an unhealthy degree, and they both deep appreciation old 80's sitcoms. Sometimes Ben tries to change these behaviors because he doesn't want to be seen as TOO much like Peter. He gets anxious about other people making these connections and seeing him as some screwed up, off-brand Peter Parker.

He;s also incredibly kind and soft if you can get him alone. If its just him and one other person, he tends to let his guard down a little and relaxes more. He feels like he has to put on a big, tough guy performance in front fo a crowd/group, but one-on-one, he lets his walls down. (He has a secret soft spot for Miles and Amadeus)

Aunt May is his most favorite person in the entire world, and she's one of the few people he feels like he can be himself around. She makes him feel the safest he's ever been.

He overcompensates to make up for betraying Peter, Aunt May, and the Academy. He tries to take on more than he can handle to prove that he won't do something like that again, but gets very standoffish and defensive when Hydra or Otto is brought up. He's still working on it.

[theweirdhybrid]

I love not giving out personal information on the internet where everyone can see!!! Majority of things I say in tags are bullshit!! I have lied to you and I will lie again because guess what! I do not know you! And also it’s funny, I love making things up it’s so fun you all should try it sometime. For example, when was I born? July 7th, 1987. What’s my mother’s name? Jane. What’s MY legal name? Benjamin Gonzalez. What’s my favorite food? Wheatcakes. Favorite color? Aquamarine. Favorite movie? Velocipastor. My favorite shirt? The one that says “I’m older than the internet.” Is any of what I said true? Hell if you know! That’s for me to know and you to wonder about for the next five minutes. Like sorry to burst anyone’s bubble but I do Not know who could be reading my posts or going through my blog at any given opportunity. Likes yes I have my genuine moments but anything that looks like personal info is more than likely a lie