#where are the smokers out there 😵‍💫

[vshouse]

*Cuddles close and blinks up at you nice and cute after a long drag and then puts my cig out on you*

"And what are you gonna do about it huh?"

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[diejager]

Thinking about COD men putting their cigarettes out on my delicate skin 😵‍💫

Burn Cw: burn scars, DARKFIC, DUB-CON/NON-CON, implied smut, burning, smoking, scarring, mean cod men, tell me if I missed any.

John likes his cigars, the thick-rimmed and earthy-scented cancer stick that smells more elegant and refine than the usual nicotine stick that Ghost smoked. He likes indulging in his office, cutting off the bottom and lighting it, a small flame licking his expensive brand, the wrapper turning to an ashen colour before he even smokes it. Lighting up a cigar is a whole art, to treat his precious sticks with the carefulness and respect it deserves. It helps him relax at night, to let the bliss overtake his mind, and the best thing about smoking was that he has the prettiest ashtray.

Kneeling between his legs, whining and whimpering while he worked on paperwork, signing off his signature on papers and reading through debriefs until the life of his cigar ended. When it does, he grips your jaw, forcing you closer to his chest and neck bared to put out his cigar, the end pushed against the scarred skin of your shoulder. He rarely burned the same place, around and overlapping at some ends, but never exactly over it. He kept to a side, a place promised to him alone. Sometimes he burns your thighs, the soft inner fat and stomach, giving him something to stare at when he ploughs you over his desk.

Ghost, much like Price, smokes often to relieve himself of the stress and tension, usually on the roof at night where he wouldn’t be bothered, but he occasionally enjoys a few smokes in his room by the window. He’s cheaper and less fussy than Price about what he smokes, content with cheap cigars he bought from the corner shop, a plastic box with white sticks that he can burn whenever he had the urge to smoke. Ghost isn’t picky, he’d take any brand he can get his hands on as long as it gives him the same nicotine bliss.

And when he smokes in his room, he likes having you cockwarm him, his tip pressed against your cervix, mewling and panting from the sheer size and girth of him. He doesn’t let you move and inch, ordering you to relax until he softens of he finished his cig, occasionally bucking his hips or growling out when you clench around him in a tight vice. He stubs his cigar on your thighs, his preferred area, where he could grip your hips and admire his mark on you, the red and pale scars that littered your hips and legs as a reminder of his possession on you. He might even admire the burn scars Price left on your shoulder and inner thighs.

Gaz doesn’t really smoke, he had one here and there, but unlike him, Soap does occasionally smoke, he steals a cig from Ghost’s pack. It’s a rare pleasure he indulges when Soap has time, one he got after he sneaked a smoke in the school bathroom because he wanted to look as cool as his cousin. It stuck after a while, but he doesn’t smoke as often as habitual smokers, one or two a month if he’s really stressed, but he usually deals with that through drinking or taking it out on the gym and shooting range.

He and Gaz sit together when Soap smoked, squeezing you between them and made to relax while they talk and watch the TV. He doesn’t always finish his stick, breathing out the smoke in your face or sharing it through a kiss, his tongue pushed down your throat before he passes you to Gaz for his turn. He’s happier, more jovial and reckless after a smoke, the nicotine easing the tension off his shoulder and that leaves him more handsy and eager. He puts out his cig - whether it was half way or fully done - near your collar, scars painting your flesh that trails up your shoulder and down your breast. His side had less burn scars than Price and Ghost’s, older and paler than the fresh ones.

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[quinloki]

And now, here is March's Top 20 Blorbo rankings One Piece Style. There were a ton of changes.

First and second spot have been keeping steady. Akainu and Buggy are also sitting steady in 15th and 19th place respectively. Faces who disappeared entirely are Penguin, Going Merry, and Kaoru and new faces are Sabo, Bepo, and the bird dude from Alabasta (I forgot his name).

Now, the major upsets are 3rd and 4th place, they used to consistently be Shanks and Kid but are Borsi Baby and Alvida?! I'm not upset about Alvida moving up five ranks, I'm happy tall girls are getting representation here. Now for everyone else who moved UP in rank:

Ace moved one spot from 14th to 13th, Marco moved two spots from 13th to 11th—ironically both prime numbers, and Wiper moved three spots from 11th to 8th. Mihawk leapt from 18th to 12th and Crocodile takes the record moving 7 spots from 12th place to 5th place. So, Mihawk took his fellow Warlord's spot as Crocodile took another warlord's spot, Trafalgar's!

Those who dropped DOWN in rank:

Obviously Shanks and Kid while ironically remaining in the same order of each other. As stated, Crocodile stole trafalgar's spot and the poor guy dropped 4 whole places into 9th. Smoker only dropped two places from 8th to 10th, but he stole Vivi's spot. Poor baby dropped 7 spots into 17th sandwiching her between two new faces. Zoro also dropped drastically from 6th spot down 8 places into 14th.

The person who moved up the most places was Sir Crocodile and the person who dropped the most (without falling entirely off the list) was Roronoa Zoro. The new faces managed to move around Buggy and Akainu, previously it went Akainu, Penguin, Going Merry, Mihawk, Buggy, and Kaoru. Now it's Akainu, Sabo, Vivi, Bepo, Buggy, and Bird-Dude (I'm too lazy to look up his name). Penguin was replaced entirely by Sabo while Going Merry was replaced by Vivi dropping drastically. Bepo made the list because Mihawk moved up and Bird-Guy replaced Kaoru but ironically both of those guys are from Vivi's kingdom so at least 20th spot is semi-consistent.

This month's was a wild ride in my opinion. I wasn't expecting that much change. I just expected to get Benn and Alvida on the list but this was beyond anything I thought would happened. I don't even know how I'd order this particular list or if I'd have kept some of the previous list on here. And I'm still so confused about my 3rd & 4th spots, like where the heck did that come from? Alvida out here taking names!

Alvida out here taking names and slipping her way through the ranks XD

Bird-guy is Pell, and before you give me any credit, it is specifically because another friend likes him, and was talking about him recently that I even know his name off the top of my head.

I couldn't face trying to do a top 20 first thing in the morning, so I updated the main post, and i need to make sure I remember to unlock the extra characters, because Kaku is included in that and he most certainly deserves a spot in the top ten.

Alas, this seems to be as much as I got for this right now T-T sorry for being a bit laconic. I need coffee XD I've been up since 5 and I'm probably going to have to nap through my lunch 😵‍💫

[all-things-fic]

Can we talk about Ross’s hands again. They’re soooo 😵‍💫🫠🙃😮‍💨

Okay so where do you want me to begin with this because I really have got all night.

Do you want me to talk about how his hands are big but not intimidating, dainty but not girly? His nails and how his nail bed is fan-fucking-tastic especially considering he’s a man.

The span between his thumb and forefinger 👀

How they look as they pluck at the strings of the bass? Moving with such a finesse that has you confident he’s good with his fingers. Deftly plucking at the thicker strings but moving with such quickness up the bass neck. How he moves up that neck with his left hand during Happiness(!)

How they could absolutely easily spread out against the span of your back, stomach or thighs with ease. How they’re most likely warm but not like sweaty, clammy palms.

How they’d feel around your neck. Or the way his palm could spread against your jaw and cheek as he kisses.

How they look surprisingly soft to say that he plays instruments.

How they look incredibly clean (we stan hygiene) especially given he’s a smoker (no yellow stained fingers thank you). I feel like he’s weirdly into this one, like he doesn’t want you to smell his smoking on him.

How about that one time when he used to wear a ring on his little finger 🫠🫠

How he’s got faint hair on his hands….. This for some would be an ick but nope. Here we are. Fit as.

Anything else?