planetamarte · 9 months ago
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i have to keep writing shadomega one way or another and this time its in comic format
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hoodie-prince-kid · 2 years ago
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The best part of the Mario movie was the soundtrack, Toad, and that single Shy Guy noise.
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thoughtpeek · 11 months ago
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mario universe post simulator
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🔥 princejunior follow
you mario fans are so stupid all he has to do is post "yahoo!!" and he gets a million notes
#and i get only likes on all my art YOU NEED TO REBLOG!!!!
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yahoo!!
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don't go in the notes i've never seen anything more toxic
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moving to @/thegreenthunder
i dont know who's account is logged into my phone but it's not mine and also whoever this Luigi is is fucking lame
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i could really go for a croaka cola rn
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GENO YOU'RE BACK???
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WHEN DID YOU GET BACK WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US
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WHERE DID YOU GO PLEASE ANSWER US
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IS HE GONE AGAIN WHAT
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i'm gonna let polterpup make a post
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wise words.... thank you polterpup
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everyone block and report rosalina she sucks
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The context is that Daisy got hit by a Blue Shell and I beat her by only two seconds in our last race.
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THAT WIN WAS UNDESERVED
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janmisali · 4 months ago
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Super Mario Bracket: ROSALINA vs BOWSER
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"Your friends are waiting for you in the Garage."
Rosalina
SEED: 3 (101 nominations)
PREVIOUS OPPONENT: FLUDD
SPECIES: Human
DEBUT: Super Mario Galaxy
NOMINATION EXAMPLE: I think that she contributed to a lot of the thematic depth of Super Mario Galaxy. I relate to her as someone who also used space as a kind of escape in my childhood. Galaxy is a game that understands the childlike whimsical appeal of space so well in general. Also I think she's pretty.
[Super Mario Wiki article]
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"My plan is too far along now! Do you really think you can stop me?!"
Bowser
SEED: 14 (45 nominations)
PREVIOUS OPPONENT: Mallow
SPECIES: Koopa
DEBUT: Super Mario Bros.
NOMINATION EXAMPLE: Cool ass mf dragon turtle guy why wouldn't you love him. He's a single dad just trying to get a mom for his kids. Entirely misunderstood. Firmly HC that he's actually in an agreement with Mario and peach and the games are actually their sick larps where peach is kidnapped but she's totally fine lol. Bowser is cool as fuck and a sweetheart at the same time but nobody gets it.
[Super Mario Wiki article]
[link to all polls]
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bumblesimagines · 6 months ago
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i didn't know who else to call. you're all i've got right now.
i can't keep doing this.
Cassie Howard
i didn't know who else to call. you're all i've got right now.
i can't keep doing this.
Pronouns: They/Them/Theirs, GN!Reader
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A shout of victory left you and you pumped your fist up into the air, a string of giggles following when you heard Ethan groan loudly as Link came in 5th place. He sighed heavily and rolled his eyes as you bumped his shoulder with a smug smirk, the scoreboard placing you and Rosalina in 1st place. "Go ahead and place the order, Daley. Remember-"
"Pepproni and bacon, yeah, I know." Ethan set his controller aside and used the couch behind him to stand up, reaching down to pick up his Dorito bag from the floor before approaching the end table by the couch where the phones were charging. "Oh, hey, you've got like... two missed calls."
"Shit, is it my mom?" You perked up immediately, tossing the controller onto the couch and stumbling up onto your feet. Ethan shook his head and scooped your phone into his hand, raising it close to his face before the color on the screen changed and it vibrated. 
"Uh, 'C.H.'? Who's that?" Ethan raised his head to look at you, brows knitted together and his hand stretched toward you to offer the phone. "Why don't you just put their name and picture instead of some initials?"
"It's, uhm, the new guy at work." What the fuck did Cassie Howard want? You clutched the phone tightly in your hand, maneuvering around the pillows scattered on the ground.
"Why's he calling you at-" Ethan turned his phone on. "-almost eleven pm?"
"I don't know, dude. Maybe he got the night shift or something. I'm- I'm just gonna check, alright? You go through with our deal while I'll take this." You told him, slipping down the hall and into the nearest bathroom before fumbling for the light switch as you finally answered and held the phone up to your ear. The light flickered on and you nudged the door shut with your phone, your ear picking up the sniffling on the other end. Jesus.
"(Y/N)? Oh, my god, finally. I sent like twenty texts and- and I..." Cassie sniffled again, her voice sounding hoarse. You rubbed the bridge of your nose and inhaled deeply because who else would interrupt your night if not Cassie and her drama? 
"What is it, Cass? I'm a little busy right now."
"I-I need you to pick me up. Rue came by like, I don't know, two days ago and she told Maddy about me and Nate and- and now Lexi and Mom barely speak to me and nobody answers my calls. Everyone's ignoring me and they're acting like I'm a bad person. I can't be here right now. I didn't know who else to call. You're all I've got right now. I need you, please."
"That's hella depressing, Cass. You need more friends." You sighed. "And Nate? Why can't he pick you up?"
"He's ignoring me!" Cassie almost wailed, her sniffling mixing with hiccups and sobs. The soft rustling on the other end told you she'd likely taken to hiding under the covers to cry all day and it almost made you feel pity for her. If only she hadn't gotten herself into the mess by messing around with her best friend's ex-boyfriend, then maybe you'd actually feel bad. "Please, please, (Y/N). I'm- I'm home right now. I can pack a bag and- and I can- I can wait for you. I just... I need someone right now."
"Christ, fine, fine. I... I'll pick you up but you can't stay at my place for over two days, Cass. My parents will start asking questions and if people find out you're staying with me it'll cause problems. I'll talk to Nate, alright? If not him, I'll see if Aunt Marsha talks some sense into him. But... Cass, I can't keep doing this. I can't keep picking up after you and solving shit for you, alright? It's fun messing around but... I'm tired. After this, you and I are just friends, okay? I'll be there soon."
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reareaotaku · 9 months ago
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Masterlist III | COMPLETED
Finished: June 7, 2024 [12:27 PM CDT] *= Slightly NSFW/NSFW Masterlist I Masterlist II Masterlist IV
I Am Not Okay with This
Stanley Barber
Stanley Barber Headcanons Late Night Calls Backseat Driving*
Stranger Things
Mike Wheeler
My Sweet Valentine I Loathe You [Mike's POV]* Mike Wheeler & Jane 'Eleven' Hopper Headcanons Jealous Mike Wheeler Headcanons Brother's Best Friend*
Lucas Sinclair
My Sweet Valentine
Jane 'Eleven' Hopper
My Sweet Valentine Mike Wheeler & Jane 'Eleven' Hopper Headcanons Jealous Eleven
Maxine 'Max' Mayfield
My Sweet Valentine
Billy Hargrove
My Sweet Valentine
Steve 'The Hair' Harrington
My Sweet Valentine Mean Little Boy I'm in Love with You
Nancy Wheeler
My Sweet Valentine Nancy Wheeler & Robin Buckley Headcanons
Robin Buckley
My Sweet Valentine Nancy Wheeler & Robin Buckley Headcanons
Johnathan Byers
Johnathan Byers Headcanons
IT
Richie Tozier
Richie Tozier Headcanons
Karate Kid
Daniel Larusso
Daniel Larusso Headcanons*
The Umbrella Academy
Five Hargreeves
I Can't Lose You Sick Reader
The Goldfinch
Boris Pavlikovsky
Run Away Boris NSFW Headcanons* Injured Reader Mean! Boris Headcanons You're so Drunk*
Theodore 'Theo' Decker
Run Away Theo Decker Headcanons
Celebrities/Influencers
Matt Sturniolo
Matt Headcanons
Blue Beetle
Jaime 'Blue Beetle' Reyes
Jaime 'Blue Beetle' Reyes Headcanons
The Turning
Miles Fairchild
Miles Fairchild SFW/NSFW Headcanons* No Where 2 Run* Reader is Sick School is a Bore [PT 2 of School Girls] Made into a Woman* [Pt 3 of School Girls & School is a Bore] She's the Only Girl I wanna Love* [Pt 2 of Mary is the Girl that I wanna Fuck] Soft Schoolboy Headcanons Maid of the Rich Kind Nanny! Reader* Stalker 2 Be
Ben 10
Ben Tennyson
Yandere! Ben Tennyson Headcanons
Clone High
I Am Not a Clone Series
Where the Fuck am I? [Part 1]
Fear Street
Christine 'Ziggy' Berman
Christine 'Ziggy' Berman Headcanons
Nick Goode
Nick Goode Headcanons
Rick & Morty
Morty Smith
Morth Smith Headcanons Evil Morty Headcanons
Scooby Doo
Fred Jones
Fred Jones Headcanons Fred Jones Mystery Inc Headcanons
Hex Girls
We're the Hex Girls & We're Going to Put a Spell on You
Corpse Bride
Emily the Corpse Bride
Yandere! Emily Headcanons
Young Sheldon
Georgie Cooper
Georgie Cooper Headcanons
When You Finish Saving the World
Ziggy Katz
Yandere! Ziggy Katz Headcanons Jealous! Headcanons
We Are Who We Are
Fraser Wilson
Fraser Wilson Headcanons
Shazam
Freddy Freeman
Freddy Freeman Headcanons
Game of Thrones
Daenerys Targeryan
Male! Daenerys Targeryan Headcanons
Ghostbusters
Trevor Spengler
Jealous Headcanons
Don’t Tell a Soul
Joey
Joey Headcanons
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Rodrick Heffley
Crazy Party What if Rodrick was Jealous?
Wednesday
Wednesday Addams
I Don't Love You Singing my Love [Pt 2 of I Don't Love You] I Know You Got Issues & I Do Too [Male! Wednesday Addams] Male Wednesday Headcanons +drabble
Spiderman
Gwen Stacy
Gwen Stacy Headcanons
Scream
Stu Macher
Stu Macher Headcanons*
Batman
Dick 'Richard' Grayson
Save Me, Baby
Damian Wayne
Superboy vs Robin Damian Wayne Headcanons Love in High Places [Pt 2 of Superboy vs Robin]
Barbara 'Batgirl' Gordon
Barbara Gordon Headcanons
Tim 'Red Robin' Drake
Tim Drake Headcanons
Superman
Jon Kent
Superboy vs Robin Love in High Places [Pt 2 of Superboy vs Robin]
Clark 'Superman' Kent
Superman Headcanons
Lolirock
Iris
Genderbend Iris Headcanons
Shrek
Arthur Pendragon
Arthur Pendragon Headcanons
Kim Possible
Kim Possible
Schoolboy Crush
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit Headcanons
Mario
Princess Peach
Princess Peach Headcanons
Princess Rosalina
Princess Rosalina Headcanons
OC
Prince Alexander
Yandere Prince Headcanons
Ace
Grumpy x Sunshine Headcanons
Nightmare on Elm Street
Glen Lantz
Touch Me
That's Not My Neighbor
Francis 'Milkman' Mosses
Milkman Headcanons*
Goofy Movie/ An Extremely Goofy Movie
Max Goof
Max Goof Headcanons He was a Skater Boy
The Lion King
Kovu
Kovu Headcanons
Beetlejuice
Astrid Deetz
Astrid Deetz Headcanons
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
'Leo' Leonardo
Leonardo Headcanons
'Donnie' Donatello
I Do Not Like You
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wordslikesilver · 1 month ago
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Have I ever talked about my most insane crack ship ever on here before, I was telling some friends about it last night and now I just gotta share the lunacy. Note this is explicitly a non romantic ship, I just think these two would be amazing friends and get along wonderfully.
Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy and Yusei Fudo from Yugioh 5Ds.
Okay so hear me out Yusei is this super kind and gentle gifted mechanic and physicist who is deeply altruistic right down to his core so OF COURSE he’d help Rosalina on the Comet Observatory if he ended up there. Please imagine him working away in the engine room to help keep the place running and help with maintenance on the reactor while lil Lumas are like, carrying a big heavy toolbox and cutely failing or playing around with his goofy ass hair. Then you’ve got Rosalina, this kind, loving, deeply gentle motherly woman who takes care of the Lumas. Now imagine her being protected by Stardust Dragon and calling forth its evolutions with her wand or carrying a baby stardust dragon in her arms or on her shoulder. Taking a nap under one of Stardust Dragon’s tattered wings over in the Garden.
I explicitly see them as just friends because I feel like Rosalina has something otherworldly and cosmically distant about her that makes her not really feel like a normal human you’d romantically bond with the same way, she’s simply the mother and caretaker of the stars. Yusei is in love with his motorcycle and Bruno. Speaking of his motorcycle just imagine him like, him going through launch stars streaking through the skies on his bike, a big thing in the show being the feeling of freedom and exhilaration that comes with speed. One of Yusei’s most formative duels was on a Rainbow Starlight Road outrunning the pull of a black hole. Speaking of which, I especially imagine just the most wretchedly heartbreaking scene where as he’s going between galaxies finding and dueling for power stars for the CO, he comes upon a galaxy eaten to bits by little black holes and when he reaches the end, Bruno steps out of one, changed horribly by something dark in the endless void and the emotional trauma that would lead to. The processing of grief over losing his boyfriend a second time. No I never said I was a good person, cry about it. Maybe like, Bruno is possessed by the big bad that attacked the CO again and resulted in Yusei ending up there needing to help and he’s trying to free Bruno from this dark influence, just like he had to do with his other ex Kiryu/Kalin when he was a Dark Signer. Anyways yeah, instead of the crimson dragon which left at the end of 5D’s, Yusei is empowered by the Mother of the Cosmos and he gets like new Stardust Lumas he can summon to help him and all that cool stuff. Are you seeing my vision, it’s insane but it cooks and you fucking know it cooks deep in your heart.
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bowserphobia · 2 months ago
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Old Mario Fancomics!
Decided to put together a list of early/mid 00's Mario fancomics that some of you may have missed. Blanket warning that these are from the early internet - I didn't re-read all of these for this post, but it's possible there's some stuff in here that didn't age so well.
Neglected Mario Characters Comix (1998 - 2004?)
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Neglected Mario Characters was a sub website of Super Mario Bros HQ, a popular Mario fansite from back in the day. Created by Jay Resop with several other contributors. Widely regarded as the world's first sprite-based webcomic. Several different series - highly recommend the EVIL-Luigi Story to get started. I always really liked the VGF Telethon comic as well. Original website is dead, unfortunately, and the link leads to a mirror. This is like an internet time capsule.
Mario Adventures (2005 (maybe earlier?) - 2016)
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Created by @mrbmwhite. This was my absolute FAVORITE Mario comic when i was a kid. There are still jokes from this comic stuck in my vernacular. I used to read this with my friends in the computer room :,) Unfortunately as far as I can tell, there is no way to read comics #30-#44, due to the death of flash. (which sucks, because they were super fucking funny.) You can read the oldest ones linked above on deviantart, and you can read the newer ones right here on tumblr. I hope you'll check this one out specifically, it's really special to me.
Once Removed (2008 - 2010) (unfinished)
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Created by Pimmy. This was a fantastic comic about an AU where Luigi is raised by Kamek. I've always LOVED the way this is drawn, it definitely influenced my art style. Read at your own risk, or you'll be just as sad as I am that it never continued.
Brotherly Love (2005 - 2010) (unfinished)
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Created by saiiko, based on a fanfic by Robin Lee. guys, this is the OG dark edgy Mario comic, okay? Luigi gets bitten by a mutant koopa and turns into a murderous Were-Koopa! I'm pretty sure this comic is what introduced me to dA, which I think is appropriate.
The 3 Little Princesses (2008-2009)
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Created by Yves Bourgelas (TheBouryman). Okay, you've probably heard of this one. I remember it being super popular, but I never see anyone talking about it! Princess Rosalina crash lands on Peach's lawn, and a sleepover ensues. Super fun and really high quality.
Super Mario Brothers (2007 - present) (hiatus)
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Created by Nintendrawer. Do people on tumblr know about this one?? This is most definitely the longest running mario fan comic. It goes on hiatus but it ALWAYS comes back eventually. No one does it like Nintendrawer.
Thanks for reading!! I hope I've introduced you to something you'll like!
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corporatefrog · 1 year ago
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╭₊˚ ๑︰Playing Mario Kart with Team Stan [headcannon + oneshot]
✧.* tags: college au
✧.* Characters: stan marsh, kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, butters scotch
a/n: i love mario kart so much. I'm kind of awesome at it not to brag or anything (literally no lmaoo) I usually play luigi with the sports bike but I'd probably play dry bones if he was taken
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Kenny plays Dry Bones or Shy Guy
Kyle plays Toad or Luigi
Stan plays Yoshi or like the male villager 
Butters plays Rosalina (ofc. She’s the best one fr) or fucking baby peach
“Butters why the fuck are you playing as baby peach. No one is playing peach. You can be regular peach.”
“But she’s just a lil fella going through the world!” 
“SHE LEGALLY CANNOT DRIVE”
Yall make your own grand prix with electrodome, music park, maple treeway, and super bell subway (coconut mall if you’re playing the Wii version)
Loser of each grand prix switches out and you keep racking up points until the end of the night
LOTS of smack talk
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Through the open window of the upstairs bedroom of the Marsh house on Tegridy Farms, a war brewed. The sounds flowing out the window stood in stark contrast to the peaceful night. A silent breeze rustled the budding cannabis plants, a soft movement that seemed to snap in the other direction as a wave of shouts pushed against the calm wind. 
“Good to know Stan’s still in last place where he belongs” 
“Well at least I’m not Kenny who needs an extra lightweight character to be farther than 6th”
Zooming into the room, a chaotic scene stood in stark contrast to the peaceful night. Various bags of chips scattered Cheeto and Dorito crumbs across the ground to be pulverized into the rug by sock covered feet. A hand pushed aside one of the bags, sending another wave of crumbs onto the ground as they reached for a can of soda. 
Kenny lifted the can to his lips. He drank with one hand angled to the side of his face to keep his eyes on the television screen. Finishing the drink with a loud sigh, he returned the drink to the ground to refocus his attention on the game. And on shit talking Stan. 
“Sorry I don’t listen to people who still drink Svedka.” He remarked, leaning his shoulder to the side as the cart with Dry Bones drifted around a corner. The trial of the cart sparked orange then purple as the speed boost charged. Dry Bones shot forward once the curve ended and pulled ahead of the NPC Bowser kart. 
“That’s rich coming from someone who chugged a week old borg with mountain dew and pinot.” Stan retorted. 
I gasped from my spot on the bed, attention breaking slightly to give Kenny a disgusted look, “Ew dude! Why the fuck did you do that?” I asked despite knowing the answer. There’s only one person who would make Kenny do something stupid like that. The one person who hasn’t been invited to the monthly Mario Kart tournaments in years because he’s a stupid idiot bozo.
“Cartman bet me $50 I couldn’t do it without puking-” Kenny’s response shifted tone as a red shell sent his cart flying off the end of the track “HEY WHAT THE FUCK KYLE! I WAS ALMOST WINNING!” He shouted as the perpetrator snickered on the floor. 
“Yeah, because 4th place is winning- god dammit!” Kyle cursed as his own cart slipped on a banana peel. My character threw a fist in the air to cheer the successful sabotage. 
“I really don’t know why you guys care so much about what place you get,” I mused as my kart pulled across the finish line, the large 1st Place symbol in the corner of my screen announcing the victory, “You’ll never be able to beat a god anyway.” A comical evil laugh boomed from my mouth, my arms raising to the sky as though calling upon the heavens to thank for my continuous win streak. 
Butters jumped up from the beanbag to add another 15 points to my total bringing it to a strong 45 after I’d won the two races prior. 
“I literally sent three blue shells at you. How the fuck did you still win?” Stan complained as he fell back against the bed, control dangling loosely from the wrist strap wrapped around his hand. 
Butters jumped in with a finger raised, “Oh well that’s because they look on the reddit forums during our philosophy class-” I leapt from my spot, rushing to reach Butters before he revealed my secret. My hand covered his mouth as I gave him a pointed ‘don’t you even think about it’ look. 
Turning back to the group with a shaky laugh, I waved off what Butters had almost said. “A Mario Kart god never reveals their secrets. Can’t have the mortals trying techniques they can’t master.” I gave Butters a pat on the shoulder, adding a warning squeeze before returning to my remote. Love the guy but he’s going to be the death of me one day, I swear. 
“Yeah, yeah” Kenny rolled his eyes, “I was just warming up anyway.” He stretched his arms above his head with an over exaggerated yawn. Grabbing his remote in one hand and a soda can in the other, he readied himself for the final race of the first round. 
“Okay? Then get better already? I’m hoping for a little bit of competition this time. Stan might even beat you if you keep racing like shit.” I snapped back at him with a wicked grin. A middle finger pointed my way came from Stan alongside some grumbled comebacks that weren’t loud enough to be heard. 
We all readed ourselves for the final tack, hearts racing in sync as the counter ticked down
3…
I hovered my finger over the accelerator. Not yet.
2…
Four fingers simultaneously pushed down on the controller as wheels spun in place on the screen.
1…
Butters gripped the whiteboard marker in his seat, falling victim to the infectious adrenaline of the room. 
GO!
And we were off.
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dr-spectre · 3 months ago
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What other games (other than sonic and splatoon) do you like?
I shall show you some of my favourite games! Not a lot but some of them!
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Ultimate Spider-Man is phenomenal. It's a short yet sweet game where you get to play as a really fluid feeling Spidey and a fucking awesome take on Venom. The first Venom mission is him EATING A CHILD AND FIGHTING WOLVERINE! THAT'S SO RAW!
The art style, THE MUSIC!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT THE MUSIC! IT'S SO GOOD! I mean sure there's a couple of missions that make me groan, but most of them? Oh my GODDDD!!!!! Top tier game design and boss design too. You cannot top the Spider-Man vs. Venom fight on top of the Trask building, with all that fire and rain my GOD! IT'S SOOOO COOL!!!!!
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Ridge Racer Type 4... I'm gonna tell you to do something that will change your life.
Listen to 'Move Me' from the OST. Just listen to that single song and it will all come together on why this game is amazing. I am not gonna elaborate on the phenomenal gameplay, controls, track design, art style, etc, just listen to that song. PLEASE!
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This game right here, top tier, a near flawless masterpiece in puzzle design. It's difficult yet fair and i only got stuck at the very end of the game where i feel like it's at it's weakest. Act 1 and act 2 of this game is nothing short of fantastic art direction, storytelling and mechanics. It even has J. K. Simmons bro. J. K. FUCKING SIMMONS! THE GOAT! THE LEGEND! If you don't know who that is i will actually punch you i swear to god....
And the final two songs?... That shit makes me CRY MY EYES OUT! WHY IS IT SO EMOTIONAL?! HOW IS IT SO EMOTIONAL! GAHHH I'M GONNA CRY ME A RIVER BRB!
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Yeah... Yeah this? This is awesome. I was so impressed by it's visuals when i first played it, i was thinking to myself "how the hell is the ps4 rendering all this grass?!?" EVEN ON PS5 IT'S SO IMPRESSIVE! HOW CAN THAT CONSOLE RUN THIS GAME AT 60FPS?!?!? IT'S MAGIC I TELL YA!
The story of this game, holy shit the STORY! It's awesome. It's packed with intriguing character arcs, Jin Sakai, what a phenomenal protagonist.
The combat feels so fluid and brutal, the music is so atmospheric, the world is so dense and packed with so much detail. It's an awesome game.
And the final boss... The last 30 minutes... Don't even talk to me about it because I'm gonna start crying again.
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I mean do i have to really say anything? Do i even need to add any sort of reason or explanation on why i like this game?
I haven't finished the Yakuza/Like a Dragon series and i got stuck at 3. The games are long and can be filled with a lot of cutscenes. But I'm telling you, this game? This game rocks and it's a god damn rollercoaster of fun, drama, insanity, etc.
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I decided to save this one for last. Because this game means a lot to me and it's sequel too. I remember playing the re-release on Switch and i had to have a moment after just sitting around in the Comet Observatory, like i stopped playing and i had to cry for a solid 10 minutes. I'm not sure why i broke down randomly but i can figure out why. This game is the perfect encapsulation of my childhood and the sort of vibe i grew up in.
I had a Wii as a kid and so this game captures that sort of aesthetic and atmosphere that part of my life had. Playing this game, thinking about it, hearing the music, seeing the visuals... It makes me cry. It makes me sob. Space Junk Galaxy, the domes, Freezeflame galaxy, Honeyhive galaxy... Man...
The power of visual storytelling this game has is just... 100/10 for me.
And... Rosalina's storybook.
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I'm actually crying so much looking at this. I'm actually breaking down right now as i type this. Just this single image is enough to destroy a man's soul. It is some of the most powerful pieces of art I've ever had the pleasure of viewing.
And i wanna end it off with this. The Garden. The final dome in the game.
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This is just... I... Man...
I'm crying again.
Anyways, that's all!
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kiku0enthusiast · 3 months ago
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intro post !! :P
basic info abt me }
i’m a minor and questioning atheist/agnostic. as well, i identify as agender, using any prns and am an entp-t + sanguine-choleric (trying to find out my enneagram personality tho). i have diagnosed audhd and most importantly, vocaloid is special interests, with woy being my current hyperfixation and what i mainly post / reblog abt. i also have no the side blogs, only this one :3
more abt my special interests / current interests }
vocaloid - i’ve been listening to vocaloid for a couple years now and i js love the fact ppl r able to connect and express themselves over these silly vocal synths. i also love seeing the tech behind these softwares and over all, it’s js rly interesting! u can see my fav vocaloid / utaus here and my top producers r kikuo (I LOVE KIKUO) and mitchie m, but i also like dennokop, pepoyo, ghost and pals, deco*27, hachi, inabakumori, maretu and others.
wander over yonder - this is such a peak fucking show don’t even, so mad it’s not on disney+ where i live it js goes to show how little they care for this masterpiece. wander and sylvia are some of the best protagonists i’ve seen on disney and i will forever love the fact they’re a healthy, platonic f/m relationship too. as well, lord dominator is one of the best villains i’ve seen and she’s sosososo cool. wander is also SUCH A SILLY DUDE MAN !! he js radiates positivity every time i see him on screen i 💜 that dude
non - vocaloid artists i listen to }
i listen to sm artists (i listen to abt three hundred sos), so i’ll only list some. u can see my spotify here if u wanna see more :
- tv girl
- rio romeo
- femtanyl
- odetari
- tally hall
- azali
- lemon demon
more shows i watch }
- the owl house (raeda is my all-time otp)
- gravity falls
- the amazing digital circus
- helluva boss
- hazbin hotel
- ramshackle
- pieces of powder
- puzzle and sling : boredom killers
- dhmis
- laceygames
- bugbo
- the amazing digital circus
- murder drones
- the cuphead show
- bee and puppycat
- heartstopper
- the umbrella academy
games i play / am into }
- project diva
- project sekai
- roblox
- minecraft
- fortnite
- a year of springs
- mario kart eight - deluxe (ROSALINA / DAISY MAIN)
- super mario bros : wonder
- fnaf
- animal crossing
- crk
some socials }
the main socials i use besides tumblr is tt, discord and ao3, which u can dm me for users!
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dannystheone · 2 years ago
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i love ur south park fics sm!! i was wondering if i could request a style drabble! maybe stan usually tickles kyle, then kyle finds out stan is ticklish too and turns the tables? thanks!
Omg thank you so much for your kind words! I've been having fun writing the boys. I do love Style I think they're really cute together. And this is a cute request :)
WARNINGS: KIDS SWEARING
Stop Cheating Dude! (Lee/Ler Kyle Lee/Ler Stan)
Stan keeps using cheap tactics to make Kyle lose at the games he's been winning. Kyle gets fed up and gets his revenge.
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"DUDE!! Gehehehet offa' mehehehehe!!"
Boyish laughter rang out from a secluded bedroom in Stan's house. Stan had invited Kyle to play video games together with him, but Kyle was on an infuriating winning streak. The game of choice was Mario Kart, and Kyle's Baby Rosalina was ruthless against Stan's Dry Bowser.
Naturally, Stan had to level the playing field a bit, so after he'd lost his fourth cup to Kyle, he knew a certain weakness of Kyle's that he could exploit.
"Then stop winning so much!" Stan argued, his fingers escaping deeper in Kyle's jacket to reach the divets of his ribs. Stan knew that pretty much every part of Kyle was ticklish no matter where he targeted.
"Ihihihihit's nahahat my fahahault! I-I hahahave a better buhuhild!" Even while getting tickled Kyle was still actively trying to win the race. Stan had abandoned his controller to use both hands against Kyle; his Dry Bowser staying idle behind the start line.
Kyle's arms tried to squeeze into his sides to get Stan's hands out of his spaces, however, that just locked Stan further into place.
"Stahahahan fuhuhuck off ahahahalready! Jehehesus!" Kyle's eyes narrowed in his giggles while Stan suddenly shoved his hands up Kyle's armpits. Kyle squealed and fell backward right into Stan as a reflex, his controller abandoned.
"GAH! Okahahahay okahahahay! I'll throw the- gahahahame!" Kyle's feet kicked while he tried to escape Stan's tickly grip. Stan looked down at Kyle's face while Kyle lay in his lap, his expression alight with forced laughter. Stan refused to blush at the boy on his lap as he picked up his controller and played his Dry Bowser.
After all that, Stan finished in third. Against the NPC's. Peach and Waluigi were always difficult. Stan celebrated his victory as he noted Baby Rosalina in 12th place. Kyle had since then rolled off of Stan's lap and sat fuming next to him, his "happiness" burnt away.
"Woo! Good game, dude." Stan smiled over at Kyle, but Kyle was noticeably angry.
"If you wanted to win, you could have just said that. Why are you always tickling me, Stan? It's fucking annoying." Kyle had his arms crossed, not wanting to admit that if he replayed what just happened in his mind, he could feel Stan's phantom fingers in his ribs.
Stan's smile slid off his face. He shrugged and offered Kyle his controller back. Kyle just stared at him with an angry silence.
"Dude I can't just ask you to lose for me, that's lame. And I-I dunno, I just think it's funny." Stan shrugged his shoulders while Kyle threw up his hands in astonishment.
"You think it's funny? You think it's a big fucking joke to laugh against your will?" Kyle's eyes burned. Stan glanced to his right to see if Kyle was serious.
"...Dude I dunno! I didn't think it was that big of a deal-"
"Oh you don't? Are you ticklish, Stan? Do you know what it's like?" Kyle started moving towards Stan; Stan now getting a nervous feeling in his chest.
"Dude come on, you don't have to do that. Alright here, I promise never to tickle you again, okay?" Stan started backing up while Kyle continued to come closer to where he sat on the carpet.
"Oh no, you're not getting off that easy. This is gonna be for every single time you decided to tickle me to get something from me or beat me in something." Kyle grabbed Stan's wrist and pinned it to the floor, and put his knee in place on his wrist. Stan winced and tried fighting Kyle. "Every time you distracted me to steal my toys, or every time you threatened to tell Cartman I'm ticklish so I'm forced to give you my desserts! You're gonna fucking get it, Stan!"
Stan's ears blushed a bright red at the thought of what was to come. Kyle had successfully sat on Stan's waist, his arms pinned between his sides and Kyle's legs. Stan's legs started to kick.
"Dude come on seriously you don't have to do this!" Stan shook his head as Kyle prepped his fingers.
"Oh, like you gave me a chance every time I told YOU to stop! Fuck you, Stan! This is what you deserve!" Kyle dove right into Stan's ribs, expecting a huge response from Stan as this was personally one of his biggest spots. Stan screwed his eyes shut, waiting for his own laughter to come-
But nothing happened. "Wh- huh?" Kyle squeezed and released his fingers into Stan's ribs. Stan released one eye to see what Kyle was doing to him. Stan could feel Kyle's hands squeezing his ribcage, but it wasn't exactly ticklish.
"You're not...laughing?" Kyle furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. Stan bit his lip to try to not laugh at Kyle's confusion.
"Guess you're the only ticklish one here, dude." Stan shrugged and laid his head back on the carpet while Kyle started tazing his ribs. He poked and prodded his ribcage, he tried his top rib and bottom rib and everything in between.
"What? No way! Dude stop holding in your laughter!" Kyle accused. Stan's mouth went agape as he looked down at Kyle still trying to elicit a response from him.
"Dude I'm not! I'm just not ticklish there, I guess!" Kyle grit his teeth in anger as he tried poking all over Stan's midsection now. He forced his fingers into Stan's armpits. Nothing. He poked and prodded all over his tummy, which made Stan huff a little bit, but nothing to get excited over.
Kyle even went so far as to lift Stan's hoodie and stuck a finger in his belly button, to which he was called a fag by Stan for doing something that gay.
"This is impossible! How are you not ticklish anywhere?!" Kyle's eye twitched at his plan backfiring. Stan shrugged that infuriating shrug of his.
"Mmm, not sure. But we've been here for about five minutes now, so just let me get up." Stan brought his knees up behind Kyle to try and get up; Kyle felt Stan's legs bump him in the back.
A lightbulb burst in Kyle's head.
"Kyle? K-Kyle what are you-" Stan sputtered as Kyle had a wonderfully manic look on his face. The ginger sat up quickly, and planted himself back down on Stan, non too gently, by the way. Kyle was now facing Stan's jeaned legs.
"If you're not ticklish anywhere on your upper body-" Kyle reached over to Kyle's knees and locked his fingers behind them. Kyle could feel Stan shifting underneath him. "-you have to be ticklish on your lower body."
"Or maybe I'm just not ticklish at all, dumbass! People like that exist!" Despite Stan's words, Kyle could hear the urgency in them. He had him now.
Kyle didn't speak as he started squeezing into Stan's knees. There it was. Stan started giggling and kicking his legs as he felt Kyle squish into the skin just above his knees.
"You almost had me, Stan. You almost got me. Now it's time for revenge!" Kyle sounded diabolical as Stan brought his legs up only to slam them back down on his bedroom floor.
"Kyhyhyhyhyle! Plehehehease! I'm sorrehehehee! I wohohohon't tihihihickle you agahahain!" Stan's eyes narrowed in his laughs, while he felt Kyle's fingers squish and scribble underneath his knees. "No-HOHO! Nohohohohot thehehehere!!"
Kyle was LIVING right now. So many years of being Stan's victim, and now Stan was finally his. Why didn't he do this sooner? This was awesome!
"Oh no Stan, you're not getting off that easy!" Even though Stan was wearing his washed denim jeans, it was still very easy to feel Kyle's wriggling fingers through the material. Kyle squeezed his fingers from Stan's knees and kneaded up the length of his thighs, which made Stan squeal and press his legs together.
"Gahahahaha! Duhuhuhuhude stohohohohop! Ihihihihit's nohohohot funnehehehehee!" Stan shook his head as Kyle scooped his arm underneath Stan's thigh to wrench his legs apart, and started tazering his inner thigh. "STOHOHOP!! KYHYHYHYLE!!"
"Oh of course Stan, it's not funny when it's happening to you, but when it's happening to me it's just the funniest thing in the world, isn't it?" Kyle rolled his eyes despite delighting in Stan's raucous laughter. His fingers scribbled and worked up the length of his inner thigh, being careful of a certain high area. But the higher on Stan's thigh he went, the louder Stan's laughter became.
"Yeahahahaha thahahat's how ihihihiht- WOHOHORKS!! FUHUHUCK KYLE!!" Kyle had released his leg and was now kneading into the tops of both of his thighs; squishing and releasing the skin repeatedly. It seemed while Kyle was moderately ticklish all over his body, Stan had a few choice ticklish spots that needed finding.
Kyle could feel Stan shift and fight underneath him; he could feel his stomach breathing in and belting out his boyish laughs. Kyle had to admit, he could understand why it was easy for Stan to resort to this more often than not when he wanted something. It was just...so easy. His best friend was crumbling underneath him with squeezes and squishes. And his reactions were entertaining.
"Maybe it's not so funny anymore now that you-" Kyle was speaking, but was interrupted by a sudden sound. Stan snorted through his nose as he was trying to breathe. Kyle looked over his shoulder, his fingers stilling a bit.
"Dude...did you just snort?" Kyle asked. Stan's eyes were lidded as he breathed in deeply.
"I uh... I- hehe- I don't know! Get off me already!" Stan wriggled underneath Kyle. Kyle did get off of Stan's waist, but he sat by Stan's side and started digging into his sides again. This time, Stan started giggling in earnest.
"No way! Snort again! I wanna hear!" Stan shook his head while trying to elbow Kyle's arms away from his sides.
"Fuhuhuhuck nohohoho! I'm nohohohot dohohohoing thahahat!" Stan's head drug along the floor trying to escape Kyle's grip, his blue hat sliding off his head. His black hair fell over his eyes.
"Come on dude! Snort again and I'll stop, I promise!" Kyle suddenly went from Stan's sides to squeezing into Stan's thighs without warning. Stan's laughter boomed as he tried to curl into a ball and push himself away from Kyle's hands.
"GOHOD!! GET OFF MEHEHE!!" Stan demanded, now getting pissed. In a fit of effort, he reached above his head and started squeezing Kyle's sides. Kyle's hands immediately retreated as he recoiled and giggled out.
"Stahahahan! Stohohohop!" Kyle snickered and brought his knees up in defense, but Stan popped up and pushed his legs down to reach more of his body.
"No way, you-"
"Boys? Are you-" The bedroom door opened, Stan's dad appearing in the doorway. Stan and Kyle looked up at Randy; their bodies tangled in their fight.
"....right." Randy stared at them for a moment, before putting his hands up wordlessly and shutting the door behind him.
Kyle and Stan looked at each other before blushing madly and pushing themselves away from each other. Stan swiped his hat off the floor and shoved his hat back on forcefully.
"Dude, gay."
"Totally."
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gnomey22 · 7 months ago
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Random Failtopia thoughts
(Some of these are new, some of these are not, most aren't canon)
"Pyrotechnic" is a perfectly viable ship name for Lanchi.
Orion struggled to differentiate between Slapo's autism and Shrimp's ADHD, hence the brick for a gift.
Bill being the Cat class initially is never explained, but we know he met Chat right before his first onscreen appearance, and they're obsessed with a man in the Cat class, so the dots connect for it to be Chat who convinced Bill to take up the class.
Chi's illiteracy in S1 probably means she didn't know how to spell anyone's name, especially Pirahnyawn's.
Not one person ever questions the massive circles, grey skin, and complete lack of eye contact that make up Bo's face, because Miitopia faces are usually that fucked-up.
The reason the Dark Lord needed a ghost specifically to assassinate Mar was because the Chef himself is a ghost (Dark Curse), and only a ghost can kill another ghost.
Erica studies anatomy regularly in S2, which means she knows that a regular person begins dying at 25, her current age, so it's no wonder she always has death on her mind.
Bo and Rose being immediate family is impossible, but Rose being a descendant of Bo is not, under the assumption that despite not having children herself, Bo's bloodline didn't die with her.
The only three characters to have a canonical dynamic with Slapo are Orion, Mar, and Bo.
All we know about Chat's backstory is that they came from the Otherworld, and are obsessed with Failboat. The only big thing Failboat did in the Otherworld was the S1 final boss fight, which ended in a huge explosion. It's entirely possible that this explosion is what disrupted the Otherworld faces, to the point they formed Chat.
Erica likes to cut things short, but when she's around Bo, she keeps launching into long rambles about how great she is. These are the only times she feels like she can let her thoughts loose, since Bo did just that in the greenhouse by revealing her darkest secret.
On a similar note, Erica's past keeps being thrown back in her face, while Bo can never get her past back, no matter how hard she tries.
Due to Zone having both pink and black appearances, there may or may not be two Zones. That, or Friend's a good enough hat maker to alter Zone's colouring themselves. Considering her passion for his clothing, it's probably the latter.
Were it not for the S2 Greenhorne Arc, Hank would probably have a similar amount of screentime to Slapo.
Marion is a semi-canon ship, by the definition of one party canonically having romantic feelings toward the other, but whether Orion returns Mar's feelings is made comedically unclear.
Chi has inconsistent opinions on spicy food throughout the series, maybe because her fire obsession gets to the point that she has extremely high standards for what's spicy enough.
Rose holds her fan in the specific way she does to hide the mole on her face, something she's grown to hate because it sets her apart from the image of Rosalina.
"Deko" is not his real name, he was probably given Izuku Midoriya at birth, but his new name had to come from somewhere. That place may have been the lab where he was experimented on. The project name may have been along the lines of "DEK-0".
The lab experiment thing also makes it really funny that the only two people he really bonds with are the Scientists of the series.
Shrimp's in-universe fandom could very well be toxic. There are definitely people who are a little too interested in finding out where that 'mysterious' chip on her tooth came from.
Bill is the only character who consistently calls out Chat for their reckless behaviour. In other words, he's the one who moderates Chat.
If Kronkui didn't control who joined the team, TFFM would be down six members (Bob, Smuk, Deko, Rose, Yawn, Joker). TI, on the other hand, would only be down three members (Orion, Failboat, Chat).
Chi gets very protective when enemies are close to her allies in S1, and in parallel, Erica gets very protective when enemies are close to her allies in S2, especially if that ally is Chi.
Despite Failica being everything that they aren't, the first ship ever concocted in Failtopia was Smukle Bob.
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theninerealmsbakery · 2 years ago
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God of War characters playing Mario Kart
Atreus - Plays as Yoshi because he thinks he's just a neat little guy. Will form an alliance with Angrboda to help each other win.
Angrboda - Plays as Tanuki Mario because she loves this little ears. Forms an alliance with Atreus to cover each other on the track. Watch out for her Piranha plant!
Thrud - Plays as Donkey Kong. Always goes for the heaviest vehicles which hinders her speed, but it means she can push the other drivers out of her way.
Skjoldr - Plays as Luigi (their nervous energy matches okay!) Can't drift to save his life but gets really lucky with the item boxes. He spends half the race in a Bullet Bill.
Freya - Plays as Rosalina (because they are both QUEENS). Is terrifyingly accurate throwing green shells, bananas and bombs.
Freyr - Plays as Toad (he likes to do the Toad voice and make other racers laugh). He is the Drift King.
Heimdall - Plays as Waluigi (because they are both grumpy fucks). Is actually insanely good at Mario Kart and spends most of the race in first place. However this means he never gets any good items and gets targeted by blue shell attacks constantly.
Sindri - Plays as Princess Daisy. Is the type to scream out loud when he gets hit in the game. His favourite race track is Baby Park because it's easy.
Brok - Plays as Wario (because of course he does). He throws bombs without looking where and will drive straight into them 2 seconds later. Very creative insults whenever he gets overtaken.
Odin - Plays as Princess Peach. Will only choose the most aesthetically pleasing vehicles, even if it means they are shit.
Thor - Plays as Bowser (because they are both thicc daddies). Was very reluctant to play, but the more he plays, the more fun he has. Will laugh every time he hits someone with a red shell.
Mimir - Plays as Dry Bones. He wins the tournament. He has been playing Mario Kart since the very first game came out. He has decades of experience. He knows it's point based so even if he never comes first in a race, as long as he is consistently near the front, he will get good points.
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snazzyladreal · 7 months ago
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finished princess peach showtime so time for a review cause why not
spoilers and pictures cause I got things to say
this is your last warning :)
this rant is a lil unhinged
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no Mario in game 0/10 /s
but yeah, this game was kinda a let down, I’m not gonna lie. It is for younger kids, like what you could give a 10 year old to keep them occupied. But I’m a technical adult, so I’m gonna talk about it like a technical adult
I like the world and the lil side guys, I can’t be bothered to remember their names
The power of ‘Sparkle’ and ‘Darkle’ were kinda dumb, seeing the word ‘darkle’ being used in a serious context felt very out of place ngl.
one big highlight is the boss designs, a nice blend of masquerade with stage prop puppets, they were very fun
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All of them have their own vibes, and stand out great. Well except there’s two of them with the same spotlight kinda theme.
also
FUCK PUURJECTOR AND ITS BOSS FIGHT, SHIT WAS BORING WHERE YOU GOTTA WAIT FOR VERY SPECIFIC TIMES TO PUT A PROJECTILE IN THR RIGHT PLACE TO HURT IT
it made me stop playing for awhile just cause I have the temper of a 13 year old boy on cod sometimes
Madame Grape is cool
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Very cool design, reminds me of Mardi Gars kinda cause of the colors. Wish she had more a motivation, like maybe saying that she was rejected from a role she adored, and it made her go insane cause she was obsessed with it. The only thing is, in her boss fight
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE MAGOLOR SOUL
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LOOK AT THIS
main head/body, floating hands, big ass accessories that add a menacing glow and make them seem bigger.
her boss fight also makes poor use of space, it’s set in a massive arena but you only move in a small space during it. Not to mention Peach looks like a mix of Rosalina and Elsa in her final dress
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It felt like an underwhelming ending
the plays and their stories were very stylized and cool, my favorite story probably being the hero plays with Mighty Peach.
In the first half you fight an alien invasion on Earth, and in the second one you go to the alien’s home planet to recuse the creatures that kidnapped. It’s a nice two parter story
Gameplay wise, my favorites are the baking stories. It was fun and challenging to finish all the patterns on the cakes, and baking all the cookies in time. Very cute and pretty calming. Made me smile
overall, I don’t think it was worth $60. Maybe $25-$30 overall, a good part of it due to the visuals. The more detailed transformation scenes blend well against the gameplay and don’t stand out in an obvious way. A lot of care went into the game, and I can appreciate that. Do kinda think a Mario cameo at the end of the credits would’ve been silly and cute, like he came to save Peach and hands her back her crown (she lost it at the start of the game). I know it’s meant to be a game about Peach, but it would’ve been cute
thanks for coming to my Ted talk, might draw something of this game later
peace ✌️
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theacedragon0w0 · 7 months ago
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Spa Squad Day
CHAPTER 4(FINAL): XANA AND SAGE
Xana and Rosalina belongs to @mirconreadzztuff22
Hazel and Willow belongs to @puffymucher
Vlk, Orion and Athena belongs to @imapuppy5000
Sydney belongs to @tamberwoof
Sage sighed as she watched Hazel chase after Vlk, turning in the opposite direction, Sage navigated their way to the hot house, they felt a bit guilty on not inviting her two girls to join them but Sage preferred them to not having to sit through the heat for her sake. They found the locker room that the group already dropped off their stuff, Sage uninstalled their prosthetic, locking it in case if anyone wanted to pull a funny prank with the expensive tool. After changing, Sage got into the large sauna, the place having the subtle aroma of wood as the coals radiated the steam. Sage found a bench that was big enough and they laid back, allowing their shoulders to relax. Sage was so used to the loudness from their friends and to extent their partner, it felt unnervering as they were adjusting to the only sounds of the coals sizzling. It did calm them eventually, as it reminded them of the sound of them frying up vegetables.
Fuck, Sage chuckled, is cooking and fighting the only thing I can think of? No, she figured, there was the motorcycle that Vlad and Stripes gave to them, there were times where Sage helped out with styling Velvette's hair, and there was that time when even they performed during one of those drag shows.
"Hey, mind if I sit here?"
Returning back to the sauna, Sage was surprised to see Xana there, "Oh! Oh, yeah no problem, I mean I don't know why I would have a say in where you sit."
Xana took a seat next to Sage, letting her head back as she exhaled, "True, I gotta be honest I didn't expect you of all people to be by themselves,"
Sage rubbed their buzzcut, "well I didn't want anyone risk getting a heatstroke for my sake you know? I mean it wouldn't be fair if I was the only one having a good time."
Xana playfully punched Sage's arm, "Fuck man, not even on vacation and you still think of other's before your own, haven't you once thought of something you wanted to do regardless of what other's say?"
Sage gawked, "Of course I have!"
Xana was starting to enjoy where this conversation was going, "Oh yeah? Name me one instance where you went off to do your own thing without thinking about us or your wives."
"There is that drag performance,"
"That your ex coworkers twisted your arm to join,"
"There was that dinner date with Rosalina,"
"Where you let her pick the place AND outfit for you,"
Sage was starting to get frustrated, but they thought one final thing, "Well I chose Velvette and Hazel over staying at the hotel during extermination,"
"And you were there in the first place because the hotel needed ya to make one last meal."
Sage then swatted Xana with their tail. "So what if I'm selfless? If anything my existence has been a lot better because of it."
"Heh, whatever you say people pleaser."
After a couple of minutes of silence, Sage nudged Xana, "Hey, I didn't get to say it before but I am really gratefully for what you guys did for me with the whole Crystal thing."
Xana shrugged, "Aaah, it wasn't a big deal, the cunt had what was coming to her, but you could give me another microwave if you are feeling so generous."
Sage chuckled, "like you need a second microwave, I don't think Verosika would be impressive by you putting two frozen burritos into a radioactive glow box."
Xana placed her hand on her chest, "Sage! Being sarcastic? I didn't think I would see the day!"
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Sage was slight disappointed that they took longer than usual during the heat treatment, but they figured that Hazel would like a couple's massage session at home, as both Sage and Xana made their way to the food court to join the others for an early dinner.
However, both barely enter the banquet when they saw the food war that was occurring, Iris, Willow, Vlk and Hazel were on one side while Athena, Sydney, and Orion were at the other. Large portions of foods were being flung across the large table, from cakes to fruit to even chunks of meat. Sage was about to say something when a large pie landed smack dab on her face, Xana hiding behind them as a shield.
The room was silent, as no one knew how Sage would react, Hazel stepped forward, "Bluebell? Sugarcube? Are you ok?" Grabbing a handful of napkins to wipe the reptiles face, but she push Hazel aside, reaching for one of the cakes that wasn't smashed yet, "You know Xana, you're right"
"Huh?"
"I should act more impulsively, at least for the next hour!" Chucking the cake at Xana's chest.
Xana cackled, "Oh it's fucking ON!"
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Needless to say the group wore the lifetime ban from the resort like battle ridden men.
Brother this was so much fun to write shoutout to all the pookies mentioned above
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