#which is honestly a: mood lmao

[bunnihearted]

regardless of the "learn how to be alone" dravel, being lonely actually is really bad for your mental health and can be very painful :p

[marshmellowtea]

this is not really an original observation and more one that i’m echoing from the comments on that video but the funniest part of sssniperwolf’s twitter rant against jacksfilms is that she seems to think that his side channel jjjacksfilms was meant to copy her for the sake of views, when if you spend like two minutes watching any of the videos on there it’s clear that he was actually making fun of her lmao

[crunchchute]

if i do sonic related art again (or specifically, sonic movie fanart) i will post it here Unless its too shippy i guess. then its going to the grave

[aenslem]

Not me watching a gay christmas romcom in summer drinking cocoa

[wilted-woods]

@thenamesmobu 's Narrator: Why would I believe that.? For all I know you could be a virus, spreading your FILTH or WORSE!!

Woodhaven (my original Narrator): Now...That wasn't quite nice. Wasn't it? Though I can assure you that I am no virus and that I only come peacefully.

Mobu's Narrator: How do I know this isn't some bloody distraction!?

Woodhaven: Oh no. This is NO distraction my good fellow. As I wish not to escalate the situation, could you please direct me into the direction so I could return to my Parable? If you'd be so kind to do so as I have to be there in approximately..........*An object began materializing in which gave off the wrong interpretation that he was summoning a weapon*...8 minu---!?!

*Woodhaven was suddenly shot at (assuming the hands can fire plasma lasers). Due to his heightened reflexes, he quickly dodged the sudden attack.*

Woodhaven: ALRIGHT, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL- What was that for!? I'm just trying to-

Mobu's Narrator: I'm not THAT stupid mind you. I know what you're trying to do and I WON'T let it happen. Not on my watch.

[Insert a very ultra extreme awesome Jojo's Bizzare Adventure deluxe level battle that lasted for quite the long while-]

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Woodhaven: As for the prior situation..*He adjusts his tie before turning around and dusting himself off*..it was completely justified for your Narrator to react in such a fashion..as I would've done the same. I mean..you're going about your business when suddenly -PWOOFPH!!- another appears out of thin air.

Mobu's Stanley: [Y..Yeah...your sudden appearance surely did catch us off guard..]

Woodhaven: Ah. Understandable, I sincerely apologize for what happened..he was only trying to protect you...although are you injured? You weren't caught in the midst of the sudden fight were you..?

Mobu's Stanley: [Well..n-not really- but I was pushed backwards but I managed to regain balance before falling on my bottom- haha-]

Woodhaven: Hm. Well, at least you're not injured. Now that that's out of the way..could you please..show me the direction where I could exit out of this Parable and return to mine?

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[After all of what had happened, Woodhaven made a safe return to his Parable after telling Mobu's Stanley to forget about him being what he calls "soft" for doing what he did in the end. Later, Mobu's Narrator is A-Okay! Except for the thunderclap migraine he was suddenly introduced to once he regained consciousness- Mobu's Stanley helped him out though :>]

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[The End ^-^👍🏼✨]

[skruttet]

compilation of the king sneezing in mumintrollet cause i think it's funny

[musical-chick-13]

Always funny to me when people say, "Why was the Doctor ever interested in River in any way when she's Not A Good Person," as if a) their oldest and closest friend in the universe isn't The Master, someone very much not known for being a particularly good person, and b) there wasn't literally a line that went, "And unlike me, [River] really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that; kind of do a bit."

[silverthief]

Apparently, Charmaine would have aspired to become some sort of music composer if she didn't choose the life of a criminal. Emphasis on the word aspiring because life is like a never-ending storm that keeps throwing obstacles at her.

What I am saying is that she - given her circumstances - probably wouldn't be able to pursue her passion to become a composer. She probably would have the talent, just not the time or finances to practice it. With all the wishful thinking, it would be nothing more than a simple pipe dream.

Because let's face it, Charmaine would be too busy keeping herself and her younger brother from succumbing to poverty. She would work as a server at a fine-dining restaurant. The hourly salary would be lousy - that's just how things work in that industry.

She would hate working as a server too. So. Fucking. Much. She would be standing on the sidelines, witnessing how these wealthy customers would allow themselves to indulge in luxury while appearing so elegantly ignorant of her private struggles.

Every day, she would function on a restricted amount of sleep and eat at odd hours. Clearly, she wasn't faring well, and none of these wealthy assholes seemed to ever care or notice. She would be seething, and there would be nothing she could do about it but follow the code of conduct - which was to put on a polite front.

She would hate overhearing how these rich people spoke so condescendingly about other people as if they were of a superior race themselves. Loathe how they always made extra requests and demands for their orders, because they could actually afford to be picky about their food, and she couldn't.

But just once a month, she was allowed to step onto the small podium stage to perform. It was the only reason she hadn't quit and found somewhere else to work (and who could she convince to hire her anyway?) She would perform every third Sunday evening of the month. This was usually when there would be the least amount of customers.

Charmaine would be her stage name. She would always wear the same pretty white cocktail dress that her mother used to own. While playing, she would close her eyes and let the music guide her mind to a place where any thoughts of fear, anger and sadness ceased to exist.

Truly, her performance would be nothing spectacular, but it didn't matter. Every concern she had in this universe would come to be drowned out by the tunes produced by her fingers dancing over the shaft of the instrument. If fate had granted her the opportunity, she would willingly have sacrificed a lifetime mastering that instrument.

And when Charmaine was done, she would never bow to the audience or thank them - not even after receiving applause. She'd simply step off the stage and leave without a word. She didn't care to pay such courtesies, because, after all, she didn't play for them. She played for herself.

[sushichwe]

is it normal to feel a bodily earthquake sensation or it’s just the caffeine having a random abrupt take off in my system or i am simply experiencing abnormal body activity.

[nanlanmoarchived]

Hey friends!

I'm working on the drafts that I have right now and I'm really sorry but there are a couple I'm gonna have to drop. Jess has been really particular of late with what she'll reply to and with the drafts I have right now, there's a few we're struggling on. I'm gonna get everything into the queue and if by tomorrow evening I haven't replied, I dropped the thread. That being said! I would love to start something new if I've dropped something. Let's plot and keep things moving forward!

This is only applicable to things I have in my drafts at the moment, anything that I've recently replied to Jess is still invested in!

I'm so sorry I feel like a dick but I don't wanna give crappy responses or have folks hanging forever!

[fingertipsmp3]

I have an absolute perfect storm of a shift coming up in April and I can’t decide whether I should cancel it

[bottomstolove]

//lies down and sobs

had to work overtime today. i'm so tired and was looking forward to being off on thursday and friday.

...and then i got two automatic texts letting me know that they'd booked me in for work on both of those days. like yes good money is good

but like

pls let me sleeeepppp

[tiny-tokunaga]

Pros of tonight's night shift with the baby:

-I feel rejuvenated after holding a sleeping baby, and also ridiculously proud of the fact that I can soothe her pretty darn quickly when she's upset

Cons of tonight's night shift with the baby:

-I may have accidentally gotten my week old niece addicted to TV already. Oops. (Nobody tell my brother!)

[kimmkitsuragi]

hm

[confinesofmy]

counting down the days until i have to explain to my cousin that my problem with her previous boyfriends was more to do with her forcing us to spend time together all the time than them disliking me and not wanting to talk to me. like, they could have been standoffish and that could've been fine. it was them being standoffish combined with her booking me for 8 hours then inviting them too. which would start out in the early days of the relationships with her unhappy because we'd seem so tense and later would end with her unhappy because we would disrupt her plans by one or both of us backing out when we heard the other was tagging along. so she'd think we hated each other and would want to fix it. but what's to fix. 😭 we just don't want to spend 8 hours together. 😭 it's fine.

[festivemonsterscheerfulfailure]

I've decided to for the time being (and maybe for a while, unless a demon of bad choices possesses me) to stop using Twitter, so I won't be able to post about any new interesting mentions of manbo characters if there happen to be any (although there have been basically none ever lmao), but hooray to no longer looking at the interface of a bad social media platform! 💪💪