#whip chatterly

[dxsole]

Every October I watch Addams Family Values and every October, I must rp Debbie and thems the breaks, kid :/

[obsidiancreates]

Girl (gender neutral, a cry to the heavens and universal forces) help, I'm writing a piece of Real Psychic Shawn fic where he meets that lady from the Whip Chatterly episode before that case and gets a tarot reading from Fellow Real Psychic but I don't know anything about tarot and I can't find a good source.

I want him to get a reading that basically says "Confide in your friends and maybe punch your dad," because DAMMIT I want Henry to be exposed for how much shit he did when Shawn was a kid and I'm using the spirits in the fic to make it happen but I don't- I don't know how to make a reading that's even close to that meaning.

[why-bless-your-heart]

Mary Lightly and Whip Chatterly both deserved better.

[psych---ologically-deranged]

Autopsy turvy, this seems like a woody heavy episode, I might need to liveblog it. Side note, I haven't seen a flashback in a while.

Often confuses clowns & bus incidents.

Lost his keys in a woman's spleen. (they say the patient withheld the object, as if it's their fault.)

Briefly lovers with his forensic school classmate.

The camera is almost fuzzy, & the music, it def gives off a vibe.

Monk & sharona moments "you be the victim"

IT SHATTERS RIGHT THEN!? IS THAT A DREAM?

Who is this guy? Why is he so fancy? Why does he know them?

Oh a true crime bookstore. Castle moments. I need to finish posting all my stuff from that fixation.

It took me a second to et it. The little person is still at large. Ha. Hey I have one that involes psychics! A petite psychic escapes from prison: there is a small medium at large!

They turn around so a man can check out their "rumps"

Oh no not the yang book. Oh I remember, I once visited a show home where they had a bookshelf you could push in the basement to get to a secret movie theater room.

He's going to forge the signature

Woody probably gets off at 18.00 (6) because he said he'd stay there until 6.15pm if need be.

Hee lied & said his father was the king of sweden.

My man didn't chew his food

phat thai jones, the killer afro-thai place

I've met white (passing) thai people, chill out shawn, not every white person in america was born there. (Oh. Apparently this guy was adopted. I totally thought he was just thai or mixed or smth, which is funny bc it's a thai & african place & this guy is racially white, not racially black nor thai, even tho his dad is thai & his mom is Black from philly)

Sometimes people with allergies or intolerances can stand a little bit of the thing which hurts them.

"Could the alcohol have been inserted into his blood somehow?" 'That is the sexiest thing I've heard in this office.'

I like this weirdo

I LIKE THIS MUSIC. Usually I like jazz swing like big bands, but swing rock is ok too, but this is almost classical! I want to listen to glenn miller's moonlight serenade

I was right! It is 40s! or 30s.

Henry! Can Henry dance? "idk shawn." *looks at the voluptuous woman* "Count me in"

she's still dancing XD

Ooh another psychic!

*grabs his face* & she's right!

He was the stalker, not the other way around

No! The slavic accent going away!

lmao not death, that is not how it works

hiding behind one another

captions were wrong. "Hey o'hara"

He's a communicator? Dude your firt marriage failed & I am torn between you being a cis white guy & being autistic!

What the heck

Even sitting on the floor, Shawn grabs a pillow for his lap!

she calls woody a good boy ...

mortitian: is there anything sexier than a man scaling another man's fingernails? Woody: nope. & btw I realize I'm acutely turned on by taking orders from a woman. If this continues, I might have to change my facebook relationship status to "it's complicated" These two about to kiss over a dead body & then she asks about his wife with whom he is separated ebcause she cheated on him 2 times with 10 men, & idk if he is counting the one he approved

Gus recognizes her as the bologna girl XD

"Gus was there" pulling the "I have a Black friend" card? srs?

Morrtitian lady brought creme fraiche & strawberries into the morgue!? She sppoon feeds him & did you hear that moan!? GRACE that was her name!

Woody says it feels amazing to... mess with an intestine... while some old flame is feeding him strawberries

I NOTICED THE STAMP!!!

Ooh impala isn't a bad car. Poor whip chatterly. That sounds like a Gus name.

Woody: You just can't tell what a person is capable of until you've seen them naked. *proceeds to offer them cakesters with the dead body still there*

woody: From now on I'm not half-assing ANY autopsies, unless the corpse has half an ass

Shoot, & THEN the door slam. I honestly have been suspecting the mortician grace since day 1. Did he dial on purpose or WAS it a pocket dial?

Shawn gave Gus his cakester! They do love each other!

Swallowed a bullet?

biscotti? HOMEMADE? "Let's pretend we're oding an episode of red shoe diaries"

Grace Mortician: I think we need to pull another all-nighter. I love this job. Woodrow Strode: You know, I do too.

Motive?

Gus could totally rock a turtleneck.

Woody: I thought they were going home to watch hot in cleaveland *as if they live together*

calls her banana Even when she's basically confessing to him he says "we can still go two for three" this man

At least he got her to explain.

FINALLY SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH WOODY NOT WITH SHAWN! Brilliant but misunderstood. She broke open the case, but then she solved it? When did she choose to frame this guy?

SHE SLICED THE EARLOBE AFTER THE AUTOPSY! Why did she need it to be an investigation? "You may not realize it grace, but you're insane." 'Well I'm a woman. I can mask it.'

I'm not ready to die, I haven't seen gloria estefan in concert yet!

Thank you for believing in me. I didn't, I believed on your colleague who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.

I love you guys. I mean that. Shawn gus & woody are great, I wish they got more screentime. You know, it's just as easy for me to love a man as it is a woman. At the end of the day we're all jut meltable flesh & breakable bones.

& then immediately asks the chief, who has a picture of her daughter behind her, if she is seeing anyone. He saves it with "I was just overjoyed, got away frommyself" & then he ruins it with "I guess it'll only be in my dreams that you are the chief of doing me" like bro shut up I'm glad shawn & gus are there to... bring things... to a professional level... that is weird.

Awww henry napping on her boob <3

[bvyfriend]

PSYCH FRENCH STEWART AS WHIP CHATTERLY in S06E014 AUTOPSY TURVY

[please-dont-pet-the-okapi]

Psych 1

Thanks!

Top five episodes? Agh! It’s hard to choose, but here’s my ranking, along with some of the reasons:

“Autopsy Turvy” 

The solution is cleverly revealed.

Whip Chatterly is a fantastic and hilarious character.

The running gag about plum cake is oft referenced at my house.

“Lassie Jerky”

I LOVE the way this episode is filmed! Even though I’m not fond of horror movies at all, I think the found footage genre is a clever concept and this episode is a great homage to it.

To this day, the impromptu campfire singalong intercut with Lassiter’s breakdown is one of my favorite scenes in the show.

“65 Million Years Off”

I like dinosaurs.

This episode is one I distinctly remember watching when I was like ten or eleven and it’s partially what made me fall in love with this show.

“This Episode Sucks”

I like the way the opening is filmed and how they introduce Marlow (and the murder later on).

Shawn and Gus’s vampire costumes.

“Last Night Gus”

This episode showcases the chemistry of the cast so well. Everyone in the cast has such a great feel for their characters and for their dynamics with the other ones.

It’s honestly just a fun episode in concept (although that can be said for every episode).

Some special mentions:

“Mr. Yin Presents…”, “100 Clues”, “Lights, Camera… Homicidio”, “The Old and the Restless”, “No Country For Two Old Men” and many more.

Send me a show and a number!

[dxsole]

I'm starting to write the bio for The Spot bc i AM gonna try writing him but also like I just mentioned Spiderman and it's like

damn he's,,,, a canon canon character

[obsidiancreates]

I like that the movies establish that Mary, who met Shawn like twice and didn't have the warmest interactions with him most of the time (mainly from Shawn's end was the distrust) is basically Shawn's Guardian Spirit or whatever. He died and decided "Yeah I'll spend my afterlife following this guy around occasionally giving him cryptic clues and comfort."

Now I just need Whip Chatterly's Spirit to also be following Shawn around. You'd think he and Mary would be buds but they don't vibe with each other and aren't sure why.

[why-bless-your-heart]

One-off characters who should’ve stuck around longer in Psych:

- Detective Goochberg

- Commander Barbara Dunlap

- Whip Chatterly

[dxsole]

me: I have some pretty silly names for my muses lol

psych: we have a butler named Clizby but it's pronounced "clizthby"

[dxsole]

My laptop won't update for whatever reason and is lagging super bad but that's okay, I'm watching the Whip Chatterly episode of Psych!!!

[dxsole]

Complete List of Canon Characters I Know I Could Play:

Whip Chatterly from Psych

[dxsole]

me: uwu

brain: Whip Chatterly enjoys the musical styles of electro swing

me: OwO

[dxsole]

Meet Whip Chatterly! That’s really his name!

Whip Chatterly owns a bookstore, but not just any bookstore...Once Upon A Crime is Santa Barbara’s one and only true crime bookstore! Hundreds of volumes on murder, mayhem, and the darkest recesses of human cruelty. Whip, of course, does not condone such acts of violence, but in Whip’s own words, “With one terrible act, someone can become immortalized forever. I just find it fascinating.”

Like this post for a starter with this eccentric bookstore owner! These starters will be coming next week btw!

[dxsole]

@sleazygoing​ | Meet Whip Chatterly...He can GUESS the price of your coffin...

“Oh!” Whip jumps, hands waving about as he scarcely contains his glee. “This reminds me of a case I read about in last year’s Serial Killer Chronicles— a favorite online blog of mine, I must admit— a man in Delhi admitted to murdering more than fifty taxi drivers and feeding the remains to river crocodiles to dispose of the evidence. His criminal history is extremely interesting and deals with money scams, and medical licenses...what people will do in the name of robbery. It’s astounding.”

There’s a wistful sigh and shake of his head before he regards Vernon again. “Any who, those boots of yours sparked the memory. Could you even imagine? The crocodile you now wear could have been a part in a conspiracy to cover up a crime? Amazing...”