#who is the horniest fairy of them all

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WHY ARE ALL OF THEM SO FUCKING GOOD????????! pls tRUST me

gojo

gojo eating you out

gojo x dacryphilia

gojo loves fat pussy

sending gojo an accidental nude so he sends you a whole video

car sex with gojo

gojo being goofy in an elevator full of people - he´s big on PDA

gojo tried to give himself a haircut and now wants to go bald - this is fuNNY ksksks, I love the banter

trying to break up with yandere!gojo - yep, we´re talkin about lovesick toxic obsessed type of gojo, break up????? you know better than to tell him that sooo since you´re acting dUMB he has to fucc so sense into you bc clearly you forgot who tf ur talking to - LDKJSDFJDJFHLSHFLSHDF but he´s not rough bc he luvss you a lot

gojo is the pussy fairy - fwb, he´s your sneaky link when henessy makes you act up. he got a mf tongue piercing bYEE

insecure bully!gojo - angst, lil fluff, he´s a bully but he´s in love with that, but it´s not enough. part 2

the horniest - smut, ITS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD, he´s horny af, pussy drunk, obsessed, borderline crazy for that wap

phone calls - slice of life, hubby!gojo, dilf!gojo, his wife and his daughter are his only priority, this is so sdkfjskdjfh :´( i love it

cherished moments - clanleader!gojo, hubby!gojo who is a softy for his wife, #simp

family moments - fluff, slice of life, this is so wholesomeee, bf!gojo meeting your parents for the first time, i love it

someone older - smut, rich dilf!gojo, big age gap, big dicc too, talks big shit as well, "what do you do when your boyfriend cheats? you go to his house and fuck his dad" I MEAN- skdfhksdf

best of the best - smut, fwb! satoru, big sHIT talker omg, he lit asks you to be his gf wHILE he´s making you cum,,,,,best bf ever tho

love struck - fluffy, ex-fuckboy!satoru, he´s experiencing love for the first time :((((( IT´S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEE

love dumb - fluff, blurb, you make him lose his composure, can´t even focus bc you´re over there existing, someone should make a longer version of this! so good

too much - ANGSTTTYYYY, fluff too, reader and gojo are in a situationship kinda thing where they live together and love each other but nothing has been said yet, they get into an argument bc gojo has a big mouth and says a lot of hurtful things, they´re both just so exhausted

i know you still think about the times we had - angst, fluff, rich bf!gojo, his father makes you break up with him, it´s so angsty omg, they get into this HUGE argument bc gojo´s dad is a controlling mf

sanctuary - fluff, lowkey angst, weak!reader, bully!gojo, nah he´s just in love but doesn´t know how to say it

the road to falling in love - fluff, strangers to lovers, it´s a collection o moments where keeps falling harder for you, I LOVE ITTTTT, sdkfjhskdjf it´s kinda slow burn but not boring at all

loving you - fluffy af, "you’re the apple of his eyes; the love of his life. the only one who matters" ME N WHO???? pls this made my want to cry my heart out

yuji finds out gojo has a family - fluff, lowkey angst, hubby!gojo, dad!gojo, so,,, this made me cry, i love yuji sm he deserves the world :( this is part two and it also made me crY MY MF EYES OUT :))))))))

i´ll meet you forever in this memory - fluff, college au, married life au, it´s so good, he lit has this big ass plan to make you fall for him, and i mean big, like planned way ahead lmao, 10 years later he´s still asking you to go out with him,,,,even if you´re already married sdlfkjkdfhlsdjh so so cute

can´t stop drinking - ANGST, death, blood, dad!gojo, husband!gojo, mentions of wanting to die, a curse kills you and your son allegedly but in reality the elders had lied to him all these years, part 2 made me fucking cry, PLEASEEE I NEED PART 3

hype man - crack, fluff, supportive bf!gojo, he´s such an amazing bf :(, “damn, my girl ran you over with a bus, reversed, then got out and shot you twice in the foot? what did you do?? sounds like a you issue.” LMAOOOOO this is so cute and funny at the same time, i love it, such a gojo thing to say

flicker of flame - fluff, nervous soon to be dad!gojo, pregnant!reader, he´s going to be the best dad ever

nanami

when you break up and make up - nanami divorce au, angst

dorm room escapades - smut, dad´s bestfriend!nanami, age gap, GAWWDD DAMNNNN, daddy kink, this is some good stuff

you ask him to fuck you like a whore - its a short one but me likey

nanami drabbles - pwp, pls yall readdd part 2 and part 3

nanami is strong af - short blurb, smut, sdflksjd this got me giggling and shii

fifteen minutes - “Say that again. Louder. Can’t hear shit with the sound of my dick slapping into your cunt.” that´s all I have to say, your honor

protective - headcanon, hubby!kento, i love thissss

swear it´s just right for you - smut, fluff, hubby!nanami, I´m weaaaak, he´s so husband material

stressed after work - boyfriend! kento, a cute lil drabble bc he loves your mere presence

labour of love - fluff, vanilla smut, lowkey angst if you´ve been keeping up with the manga/anime, loving hubby!kento, SO DOMESTIC, love making, :(

losing his mind - smut, dom!reader, hubby!kento, sub!kento, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW, 10000/10, now this is new

his protégé - fluff, slice of life, fiancé!kento, dinner time with yuuji, it´s so wholesome :´)

my future is with you - fluff, unexpected angst, this is SICKKKKKKK, the last senteces is fucking sickening, and NOT in a good way, so fucking wrong for that, I litteraly wanna dIE

tie my tie, marry me - fluff, slice of life, "the moment nanami knew he never wanted to tie his tie by himself ever again and wanted to spend the rest of his life by your side" please just do yourself a favor and READ THIS

putting you in your place - smut, reader is gojo´s brat little sister, mean!nanami, BRAT TAMER!NANAMI, HEAVY degradation, “Maybe this was your fucking goal all along. To have me ruin you on my cock and fuck the attitude out of you.” CALL 911

edging - smut, pwp, fluff, this,,,,this is one the BEST nanami smuts out there, i just know the description of the whole thing is 100% accurate, the details, the way this is written, the visuaLSsss ldskjfhjsalfh go read it pls

married man - fluff, work au, HE IS A PROUD HUSBAND OK, the man was just waiting for somebody to say sOMETHING sljsdhfl now he can´t stop bragging about his perfect wife

toji

toji x size kink

toji x pussy spanking ´till you´re squirting - the title says it all,,, he´s MEAN

toji doing push ups with you on his back - you´re basically a rag doll,,,bc wdym he puts you in a fULL NELSON??

toji gets embarrased - the man WHIMPERED bc the riding was gewdd so reader kinda teases him for it, how dare she right? so now he has to make her pAY bc he aint no bitch

silk sheets n sticky cum - toji can´t control himself when he sees you in a nightgown so he uses you as a cum dump,,, in a very romantic way flsjdflkssldfjlsdfh, breeding kink

toji x overstimulation - fINALLY he got what he deserved, reader got him WHIMPERING, body shaking eyes rolling to the back of his head and everythangggg, I'm here for it.

take it lil princess - toji got me fucked up, straight up size kink like FRRRR he wants to break, bend and basically snap you in half (i´ll let him tbh), daddy kink, he got a big dicc as aLWAYS, the degRADING DIRTY TALKKK???? yes. he talks and talks and tALKS. there´s a lot going on yall

mine - toji mixed with monster!porn,,, nothing else to say- HE´S A WEREWOLfff, mean asf, breeding kink, daddy kink, size kink, it´s nasty

jealous daddy - slice of life, dilf!toji, megumi is a baby, toji and megumi create a plan to keep you away from megumi´s kindergarden teacher lmaooo, its so cute

nyphomaniac - smut, nypho!reader, dom!toji, THERE´S A WHOLE LOTTA STUFF GOING ON HEREE, just read it omg

family man - fluff, soft dad!toji, baby megumi, husband!toji, he´s a softie for his son and his wife ;(

unprecedented reveal - smut, fluff, mma!toji, journalist!reader, lowkey angst, "photo leaks of toji going down on you in public is suddenly exposed for everyone to know about the infamous fighters girlfriend" wELL dssdfh that´ll do it

will always be yours - smut, fluff, so basically toji only does rough sex, doggy style being his fav, but when it comes to you he prefers the loving-face to face-intense eye contanct type of sex (more like love making) bc being with you makes him feel ten different emotions at once :) DÑFLJSLDFJ

unspoken memories - fluff, lowkey angst, dad!toji, baby!megumi, married life, my heart is so full after reading this, it´s so domestic, so adorable, such a happy read

make a mess on his face - smut, toji is a messy pussy eater, that´s it, that´s the tweet

geto

gimme, gimme more - rich!geto x stripper!reader, lots of plot and build up, he is misteriousssss and fucking filthy and so cuTE??????? wtf, the wating game is real, he knows how to play his cards very well, LAWDD HAVE MERCY i would have folded too

gripping the headboard with one hand - smut, “what a slut.” hELP

protective hubby - teacher!suguru, pregnant wife oc, it´s cutee

focus - suggestive, flirty!geto, tutor!geto, “you’re doing so good for me… keep going.” I HATE ITTTTTTTT, i would fold like a mf lawn chair bitch OOF

dress shopping - very suggestive, WHY IS HE SO SMOOTH WITH IT ALL THE TIME??? got me blushing and sweating and shit

phoque - crack, teacher!suguru, twin girls dad!suguru, he accidentally curses in front of his daughters and now he´s gotta make up some bullshit story to save his ass, SLFHSLDKJHSLDH this is funny

choso

picture perfect - smut, photographer choso, he´s lowkey a perv, jacks off to oc´s pictures

suckig souls - smut, succubus oc, somnophilia, sub! choso, lil dacryphilia, love love love love it

meanie - smut, mean!choso, “Why you actin’ like some dick-starved whore? I fucked you good this morning" THE WAY I SCREAMEDDDDDDDD “Is that what you needed, princess? Some good dick?" STOOOOOOOOOPPPP

your pleasure - smut, squirting, choso discovers the magic of eating pussy :))))) aND he´s a fucking natural too like ???? gTFO

it´s too much - smut, dom!reader, inexperienced!choso and sub!chose fics are like crack to me, i´m obsessed, this is so detailed, he is eager to please sdlfjls and wants to try it all at once

fingers in his hair - smut, chose loves having his hair pulled when he´s eating pussy,,,,,,,CALL A MF AMBULANCE a bitch just died

cherry blossoms - smut, virgin!choso, phone sex, it´s his first orgasm yall, not yuji talking about a "sloppy toppy" LSJFHLSJDFHLFDH he´s so outta pocket

sukuna

itadori

vivid fantasies - smut, sukuna wants to bone you and he makes it yuji’s problem sakfhkshfksfd poor yuji

poly / multiple versions

gojo and geto are rich besties and they coax you into a poly relationship - smut

you slap their ass - reaction. gojo, geto, sukuna, nanami, choso, toji, megumi, itadori, yuta

too much for them to handle - toji and gojo version. it´s a LOT going here as well. gojo is a whole swiTCH. toji is a bully in the sheets so you know he´s all abou that degrading teasing dirty talk, we love it

slut him out - gojo, geto, nanami and toji version. y'know what,,,idek what to say about thi- IT´S NASTY FILTHY JUST PORN, reader is a whOre (not my words), read at your own risk bc i was SHOOk

how jjk men like it - smut, the gojo and toji one,,, i HATe it hereee

bimbo bunny - smut, choso, toji and nanami version, the vISUALs I GOT FROM THE NANAMI ONE LAWDDDD

birthday boy - smut, birthday sex, dacryphilia, i just KNOWWWW this is geto

[harmoonix]

🚫 Slutty Astro - Observations 🚫

"I'm a bi*** and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss"

🔞This post is dedicated to people who are over 18+ so minors are not accepted in this post due to vulgar talking and 18+ content. Thanks for understanding.

🚫 Asteroid Lisista (8064) - The most sensual side of your soul

Lisista in Fire Signs is intense and magnetic, they are very flirty and possibly can end up with a lot of people crushing for them (sometimes even without them knowing)

Lisista in Air Signs is full of charm and mystery, they have the most sexual voice heard by the human ear, and their eyes can just be very hypnotic

Lisista in Earth Signs is full of power and grace, they are like an goddess walking in a garden full of Diamonds. They have control over anything in their lives and often tend to give Dark Fairy vibes

Lisista in Water Signs is unexpected like ocean waves,you never know when they are gonna show their most horniest mood. They are secretive and come to you like a show waiting to know for more information

🚫 Asteroid Astarte (672) - Your Divine Pleasure

Astarte in Air Signs full of lust in their voice and the way they express themselves to the world,their body movements are everything

Astarte in Water Signs have lust in their eyes. Especially when you make an eye contact with them will be like "Omg i wanna make out with that person they're so hot

Astarte in Earth Signs have lust in their personality and behavior. They usually cannot control themselves most of the time when they think about some things. They are pretty naughty

Astarte in Fire Signs are full of lust but they tend to show it only when they meet the right people who deserve to see that lusty side of them. They are like something you find rare and even rarer to keep it to yourself

🚫 Asteroid Pan (4450) - Libido for life

Pan in Earth Signs like to create an intense connection with the people they love, they can be very kinky in a relationship and getting horny by little things, attractive at the first sight

Pan in Air Signs like to communicate before going into the action, they may start with a lovely conversation which could lead to an sexual scene, they might also like to make out listening to music

Pan in Fire Signs are the type of people of who can master a lot of kinks, or just having multiple kinks, they may like it rough and dominating their partners

Pan in Water Signs are the type of people who have hidden kinks, like they are also discovering themselves while they make out, they might be into making out and having a lot of eye contact

🚫 This might be off topic but Saturn - Venus aspects aswell as having Capricorn Venus in your chart can mean that you tend to be attracted to people who can be older than you, and in some cases being attracted to teachers

🚫 Virgo Mars/Mars at Virgo Degrees (6°, 18°) are having such HOT body figures and appealing especially your waist

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Can we make it all night?

We don't stop, all up on my body, babe, ooh

Touch me like a summer night, you feel like a

holiday

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🚫 Scorpio and Sagittarius Mars can show an high libido in a man's chart while in a woman's chart can mean that she can be very horny

🚫 Aries and Taurus Venus in a man's chart can be an indicator that they may love to choke during the act

🚫 Someone with an Aries Venus might be the type of person to rip the clothes out of you and to throw you in the bed while trying to seduce you

🚫 Pluto aspecting Mercury loves to talk dirty during the act, they might also have an addition to moaning or rough moaning in some cases

🚫 Neptune aspecting Mars can often dream that they make out with someone in their dreams, there are cases where it can happen to not see who you are making out with but you can wake up with a horny feeling

🚫 Virgo/Gemini and Libra/Aquarius Moons might have an addiction to read 18+ books or mangas, or any kind of book/comic that has 18+ content

🚫 Lilith in Cancer in a man's chart can indicate that he might have an breast addiction while Libra Lilith in a man's chart can indicate he might have butt addiction (And this can happen to people who are LGBT+ aswell)

🚫 Vertex aspecting Lilith might be an indicator of radiating an highly sexual energy. Sometimes even without you realizing it

🚫 Vertex in the 5th and 8th house are indicators for having good pleasure in this life. Something to not satisfy only your body but you soul aswell

🚫 Venus or Juno in the 2nd house might indicate an spouse who loves to spoil their partners, spoiling at day and breaking the bed at night

🚫 Leo Mars/Venus might love to walk naked around the house even around their partners, they just love to show their bodies

🚫 Lilith aspecting Midhaven can be an indicator of people perceiving you as an very sexual/sensual person, someone who also might be very intimidating

🚫 Mars aspecting the Midheaven can be an indicator for being into sexual scandals, people perceive you as someone intense but also dangerously beautiful

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Boy, have I told ya?

I swear you put the sun up in my sky

When it's cold, you pull me closer

So hot, it's like the middle of July

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🚫 Vesta (4) aspecting Chiron indicates that the native can heal through making love, like sex can heal you and bring you power

🚫 Mars aspecting Uranus can have an sex addiction, with them you literally you're making it 24/7 even at night, they be waking up at 3 am wanting to f**k

🚫 Eros in Libra/Taurus are the type of people to look at others butt or 🍆 size through the pants if they are attracted to that person. Because Eros in these 2 signs is extremely horny

🚫 Aphrodite (1388) in Gemini or Virgo loves to hear their partners saying their name out loud, afterall they are ruled by Mercury and having an Aphrodisiac for hearing their partners out

🚫 Aphrodite (1388) combined with Aries Degrees (1°, 13°, or 25° degrees) makes the native irresistible for others and being wanted

🚫 Eros in Virgo or Gemini may be the type of people who want to hear how much you love them and how much they mean to you. They love words of affirmation but while you say that. You have to it mean it

🚫 Eros in Leo/Scorpio might love biting, they just love to bite the shit out of you. And when I mean BITING. And biting everything they see

🚫 Vesta (4) square/opposite/conjunct Venus might be prone to want more rounds of making out. Because they usually like the feeling of it

🚫 Everytime the music starts playing someone with Sagittarius Moon or Moon in the 9th house will feel sensual/appealing, they just teleport into another world when they hear music and they're sensual asf

🚫 Cancer Degrees on your ascendant (4°, 16°, 28°) gives Innocent/submissive vibes, if you are attracted to men and have these degrees. They will be into you because of your eyes, literally bambie eyes

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One touch, need your love

Me and my baby, we up in the club

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🚫 Neptune aspecting Mercury will be the type of people who will think at the naughtiest things possible, even in their sleep girly be thinking at her imaginary bf 🍆 size

🚫 Pluto - Mars aspects= I already said this, everytime I see aspects between them I think of Twilight when Edward breaks the bed with Bella

🚫 Neptune - Venus aspects are horny enough to make out in the sea at night (Again another reference to Twilight 😌) unless they have an phobia related to ocean

🚫 Venus - Pluto aspects= These aspects are giving FIFTY SHADES OF GREY vibes. They are so horny. Their hormones go to ceiling and back when they are with their loved ones

🚫 Mars in the 11th house loves to communicate a lot during the act, if you don't communicate they will get bored and you won't like what they gonna say.. They have such an high stamina

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Now we're dancing in the club

And it's fire when we touch

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🔥 So hot is like the middle of July, 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼. (I realized we are in september 😭)

Good day dear darlings 💋😍 today I'm coming with an such an hottie post for y'all 😍. And yes this post may contain photos with couples of all genders 😍🔥. Well I did some naughty posts in the past but this is something I didn't posted yet and time is out for it !!🔥 Tell me if you enjoyed the post and the observations 🔥

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✨🔥 Have an amazing day dear darlings ✨💋 full of good vibe and hood energy 🔥 ✨ May the nights be hot like the middle of July ✨

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- H a r m o o n i x

[kiwikipedia]

tagged by @certified-anakinfucker oc tag game

i have been trying to post this for like thirty minutes I don't care anymore no more detailed answers I'm going to throw a fit tumblr stop being bad challenge impossible

favorite oc — I do not have one, I love and hate all of them equally (lying)

newest oc — Satori Luong, a Spider-'Sona' who also is known as "Kumo" or "Spider Hunter". They personally call themselves the "Average in Intelligence Spider" when put up against the wall with all the others as they're no genius in any field except for combat and observation. Unable to websling organically, they also never developed any tech to aid them nor can they stick to surfaces, and didn't even realize they were a "super' until Miguel O'Hara showed up. they just assumed their spider-sense was luck and their strength was because their parkour and strength training paid off.

oldest oc — probably a warrior cats or rainbow fairy oc? honestly, I can't remember anything earlier the end of middle school-start of high school era.

meanest oc — Orcin Nauta (SW) hands down. He's a gang boss based off of the Orca Whale, aka the bully of the ocean. He's mean and vicious and also 16 fucking feet tall with a gang family that spans the entire galaxy.

softest oc — Persephone "Seph" Spring (PKMN) probably. Very kind, very gentle, very patient. The perfect balance for her rough-and-tumble cowboy mining boss of a husband tbh

most aloof / standoffish oc — Emilia Lynx (COD, FMAB) without a doubt. It's the trauma babyyyy.

dumbest oc — Ajal Agni (BNHA). Have you seen your foreign-born janitor stick his hand straight into boiling water? WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

smartest oc — Kori Hayashi (Standalone). She's kept her organization at the top of the underground chain for a while, after all. She knows how to play the game, knows which cards to reveal, knows how to keep her men in line, and when to let them loose.

horniest oc — Hakra Dorgoa. I will not explain further than Man Is He Glad That He's Got Strong Mental Walls And Shielding As A Member Of The Temple Guard Or Else Everyone Would Know He's Down Bad For Eeth Koth

oc i’d bang — in reality, none because I'm AroAce, but metaphorically? Ban Sult (SW) because he'd treat me right. Someone had to give Plo Koon unwanted but appreciated and used romantic tips between teaching him how to blast lightning.

oc i’d be besties with irl — Gelaisa Kaliope and Miles "Millie" Shira (Fate). They are two of the most laid-back and chill characters in my folders and have a sick music taste. ngl, they'd probably also just let me nap in a pile of blankets and also under them. Can't have one without the other though.

no pressure tags: @crc-jedi-knight-serushna @alexeithegoat @hotshot9 @spacerocksarethebestrocks @gen-has-green-vibes

[jj-ktae]

Sucre D’orge (M)

Banner : Courtesy of the horniest of the horniest aka Jacqueline @jaebeomsmullet​ !! Thank you !!! 

Title : Sucre D’orge (Candy Cane) Pairing : Lim Jaebeom x Reader  Words : 1773 Genre : Crack, smut, oral (male receiving), creepy innuendos, overall it’s kinda weird but when is it not when I write smut. Do not read if you’re underage.

Summary : Jaebeom said he would take care of the Christmas dinner and he is a man of honour. That is, until he forgets to get the dessert. 

AN : I know I’m late but here is the Jaebeom smut involving Candy Cane I mentioned a few decades days ago. Don’t judge me.

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Sucre D’orge

Jaebeom knew he felt lighter than he should have when he left the supermarket. Somewhere between the condiments and the vegetables, the thought of getting something sweet crossed his mind - very quickly but it did. 

He knew he should have rushed to the area especially made for Christmas delicacies but his eyes caught these amazing sausages on sale and all holiday thoughts left his mind. 

What can he do when he has the attention span of a goldfish.

So upon entering his place he knew he’d have to be creative. And creative he is, just not in the kitchen. He promised he would deal with it, that you wouldn’t have to worry about a single thing, that going to a restaurant was too bougie. 

Yet here he is, looking at the rotting box of cookies, all as hard as rocks all the while questioning his life choices.

You’re going to tell him that it doesn’t matter, but it does to him.

Jaebeom is a man of honour. If he says he can handle it, he has to handle it.

Rummaging through the pantry brings discoveries Jaebeom didn’t even know existed. None of these are useful enough to come up with a dessert and even if they were Jaebeom is quite doomed.

He has no idea how to bake. 

While preparing the food he thinks and thinks, eyes wandering the kitchen as he almost chop his fingers off. Time ticks and so are his nerves, not satisfied with the thought of messing up.

Maybe he should order a cake ? 

He has no idea what to do.

In one last attempt at finding something to do, his eyes fall on your baking box, the one containing all the decoration and useless things you buy online because it’s cheap. 

When he opens it, an idea comes up instantly. 

And Jaebeom is almost sure you’ll like it better than any other pastry out there.

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It’s been a long day. A day of dealing with unhappy customers and people rushing to get some last minute presents to put under the Christmas tree. The cold is freezing your bones and numbing your toes, making you rush faster toward your warm home, where Jaebeom assured you he was done and is currently waiting for you.

He is in charge of the Christmas dinner.

Maybe you’re wrong, but the last time you checked Jaebeom had only three recipes in his portfolio, all involving fried rice and stew. When he insisted on making dinner for such a festive occasion, you couldn’t find it in yourself to tell him no, even though you were dying to try that new restaurant next to your workplace. 

You open the door and find nothing but silence, along with a neat table. The tablecloth is a deep red, along with golden decorations and it’s so unlike Jaebeom to be this delicate when it comes to anything food-related.

Your fingers scrape the soft material, amazed by the chandeliers and fairy lights adorning the plates and cutlery. 

He really did a good job. 

And by he you mean Jaebeom, who is nowhere to be seen. Knowing him, he’s supposed to be boasting right now, claiming he can do anything once he puts his mind to it.

But it’s silent, and if it wasn’t for the message you received less than ten minutes ago from him, you’d believe he was asleep.

Well, ten minutes are enough to knock him out anyways.

Carefully, you walk toward your bedroom, where the usually opened door it shut and you finally hear the soft tapping of the cats coming from the guest room.

He definitely locked them up in another room but for what?

You’re full of questions when you open the door, and while you’re expecting your boyfriend to be sleeping like a log after a full day of preparations, you find none of that.

Jaebeom is not asleep.

He is pretty much awake and lying on the bed, surrounded by candles and legs covered. Why is he not wearing a t-shirt ?

Most importantly, why is there a tiny tent under the thin sheet ? 

“I thought we’d have some dessert first.” Is all he says, ignoring your shocked face.

Jaebeom must be drunk.

It’s not like he isn’t into that sort of thing, but roleplaying and cringy talks are not part of his sex ritual. You understand he might feel the need to do something unusual as a Christmas gift.

You walk toward the bed, your hands busy as you’re removing your coat and when you sit on the bed he shifts, his lips red and cheeks not their usual colour. 

“Where do I start?” You try, eyeing him from head to toes, yet stopping on his middle part which is lifting the sheet so sweetly.

Jaebeom snorts, mildly offended. His hands find their way under his head “How about you kiss me first?”

You lift a brow at his request but still lean on the bed, lips now around his and he instantly becomes needy. His hands leave their spot to trap your head, holding you while his tongue licks your own.

Jaebeom lets you go when you moan into the kiss and leans back on bed, breathless.

“Before you lift the sheet, I’m extremely serious about this. So I swear if you laugh-”

“If I laugh? Why would I?”

When he doesn’t answer you grow curious and lift the said sheet, discovering something that makes you instantly freeze.

In front of you, what was lifting the sheet earlier is now out for your eyes to see. Jaebeom’s dick, unrecognisable, painted like a candy cane...

...with the tip wrapped around a red ribbon and leaking what surely is not sugar.

“Wh-ho-why...huh-” You stammer, head definitely not getting around what is going on.

Jaebeom makes a sound but is definitely too embarrassed to speak, so he just thrusts his hips in the air, signalling you to just go for it.

It’s shocking but not in a bad way. Jaebeom knows your bad taste when it comes to sex and even though he often allowed you to do whatever you wanted with him, he never went as far as transform his dick into a candy cane.

This is exactly what you’d call a Christmas miracle. You love it.

“That’s a cute candy cane…” You muse, kneeling on the floor while resting over the mattress. Your finger teases the ribbon just enough to add pressure around Jaebeom’s tip and he hisses, half-aroused and half-annoyed.

“I wonder what it tastes like. This is the dessert, right ?” You glance up at your boyfriend who is now gripping the bed with all his strength. 

Jaebeom nods, biting his lip yet not shy enough to look away despite his reddening cheeks. “How about you give it a lick and tell me?”

“I might just do that.” You conclude, fingers pulling on the ribbon to free his hard flesh. It left a mark but you’re quite sure Jaebeom didn’t hate it as much as he will tell you it did once this is over. “Look how thick…” You moan, grabbing his penis before rubbing it, smearing the edible paint and coating your hand with a mixture of sugar and pre-cum.

Jaebeom hisses when you suck on your fingers.

“Delicious. Where do they sell such awesome desserts…?”

“It’s a secret-” Jaebeom whispers, stopping when you rub him again. “don’t play with food, though…” He tries, making you smirk.

You nod, leaning more over the bed and until your lips are close enough to peck the hot flesh of his thigh, now trembling under your breath. He says nothing and lets you enjoy his skin, becoming obedient even when you spread his legs to move in between them. 

He almost hits his head against the wall when you open your mouth to suck on his balls. 

You’re taking that degustation theme a bit too far.

He is completely gone when you wrap your lips around his tip to give it a strong suck. He looks down only to find your lips painted in red and white and he feels himself leaking more strings of pre-cum into your mouth at the sight.

It has never been this hard to hold it in.

You rarely deal with such a submissive Jaebeom. He never lets you play for too long, his impatience enough to have him bend you over when he can’t take it anymore.

Today though he only moans and thrusts incredibly slowly. You love it, how he eases himself so sweetly, eyes stuck on the place where he disappears into your warmth and sighing at the feeling. 

You caress his skin to tickle his reflexes, nails dipping into the thin skin and scratching painted veins on his hard dick. Jaebeom takes the torture, making all sort of noises and inaudibly encouraging you. 

He is apparently praising you to have you unwind yourself on his dick once and for all. 

So when you finally decide to descend on him and swallow his dick wholly, he becomes a mess. 

You let him go with a smirk, your hand wiping the smeared paint mixed with saliva coating your chin. You look like the most gluttonous bitch out there.

“i’m such a sucker for sweets…” You say before dipping again. Jaebeom doesn’t have the time to answer before you lash out on him, ready to eat all that edible paint and everything else coming from him.

And he wouldn’t mind feeding you with his dick every time you’re hungry. 

You speed up and it suddenly is too much for him to handle. His penis is almost clean from the paint, which is now also all around his pubic hair and it’s going to be hell to clean but the orgasm is coming and Jaebeom doesn’t give a shit about anything else but the way he is going to fill your throat until you choke.

And cumming he does, thick ropes oozing out and landing on your chin and mouth while your hand is frantically milking him. Everything is blurry for Jaebeom but not your tongue, out of your mouth and collecting his semen.

It gets too sensitive when you don’t stop moving your hand and even after desperate whimpers, he finds you licking all the remains of his climax.

Jaebeom has no idea why he did this and you will probably make fun of his Christmas candy cane dick for the next decade but when he looks down he finds you, incredibly pleased.

You’re undressing yourself when you say what makes your boyfriend choke on air.

“How about the main course now ? I say stuffed turkey.”

[wolfs-hunt1]

See me after class 4

Pairing: Bucky x reader

Word count: 1573

Warnings: Alchool consuption, sexual themes

A/N: drunk drabble for @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ .  Can’t believe it took me so long to write this, but the ideia I had for it when out the window as soon as i wrote the first few words. I know I might have gotten way off topic XD. So this isnt like i had hoped for, but i do hope you’ll like it.

Part 3  

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The best part about Halloween season in university? All the parties being planed by the students. They were an annual occurrence, and the talk of the school for weeks before, making the corridors buzz with excitement for them. Some of your classmates were gonna dress up with matching costumes, but you?

You had something else planned. Bucky had agreed to go with you to one of the parties, since he put in for a transfer to another university the two of you could be a bit more open with your relationship, but now you couldn't really gawk up at him during classes anymore. Oh well. It was a small price to pay.

He had also agreed to let you choose your costumes. So you had decided to try and get creative with your costume, and maybe even try something new in the bedroom with him. You had chosen the costumes already, you only needed to hide them for a bit more from Bucky so that you could watch the surprise on his face when you showed him.

The week dragged on, and once the weekend came you were so excited to spend the next week with Bucky you barely managed to keep yourself from jumping up on him when he showed up at your apartment door.

"Wow there." Bucky leans down and gives you a long kiss, before looking longingly at you, "I know you are excited babe, but no need to jump me here in the hallway," he chuckles at you, leading you back inside, "we can wait for when we're inside." he waggles his eyebrows suggestively making you laugh and gently slap his arm.

"I've been two weeks without you, I don't want to wait." you two walk further into the apartment, him taking off his leather jacket and laying it on the back of the couch. You start kissing him, interlocking your fingers in his hair and pulling him to you gently. "I have something for you. It's a surprise." you say between kisses.

He hums and grabs onto your hips, walking you into a walk and moving his lips across your jaw up to your ear. "I do like surprises." he whispers lowly, making a shiver run down your spine. He sucks gently on your neck and gives a little bite before gently licking the spot to soothe the little pain. "So, what did you have planed?"

"I bought us matching costumes, and thought that maybe we could…. do some roleplay with them?" this intrigued Bucky.

"Roleplay? I think I like that idea. So… what costumes did you get us?" you felt giddiness course your veins at his question, so you moved from the wall, and pulled him with you to the bedroom. you walk up to the wardrobe and pull out two big costume bags to put them in the bed for Bucky to see.

"Go on, you can look." you say, a big smile adorning your lips while you waited expectantly for his response. He opened the bags and stopped, looking at the contents for the longest of times. There was a small smirk on his face when he took out the pair of fluffy ears and tail to inspect them better. He noticed the but plug in the tail and looked at you to see you biting your lips.

"Those are for me… and the rest is for you." Bucky put the items on the plush bed covers and looks inside the bags once more, he can see a red shirt, leather pants, and a dark red cape with a hood.

"Oh, I get it. So you're gonna be my big bad wolfy now, are you?"

"And you will be my little red riding hood." you nodded at him, getting closer to him until you stood right in front of him, between the bed.

"But here's the catch. We need to stay in the costumes all night at the party, and we can't do anything before we return home." with this is smile dropped and he forced a pout.

"Ah, babe, but watching you with that tail all night and not being able to touch will be torture to me." You lean ever closer to his body, mischieve in your eyes. You can feel him harden against your body, and so you rub harder against him, making his breath came out in hot pants. You suddenly step away, wanting and disappointment crossing Bucky's face, before he straightens himself up and concedes to your terms.

"Very well, no touching while at the party… but that doesn't mean I can't tease you." you think over his words before answering.

"Deal."

Dressing with Bucky constantly trying to tease and to grope you wasn't easy, he also made you not go to the party twice so you could stay home and fuck like mad rabbits. But you managed to take his insatiable hunger for your body and here you two were at one of the parties that were being thrown by the students.

His red shirt hugged his body in all the right places and the leather pants did little do hide his bulge, which seemed to refuse to leave every time he looked your way. The cape with the hood was a bit on the smaller side, only reaching his knees, but it was enough to know what he was dressed up as.

You had fishnets on with booty shorts, the but plug tail sticking out until your mid-thigh, swishing around every time you moved, its soft fur caressing your skin and making shivers run up your spine. You had also a leather corset, and some high heels on, making you almost as tall as Bucky himself.

His hands go to tour lower back, gently guiding you up the stairs of the frat house, before letting you walk through the door first. The entrance hall is filled with dancing monsters and fairies, everyone holding a cup of some alcohol or another. Everyone's costumes were on point and even the simpler ones had something special that put them apart from the others.

The loud music was making the entire floor boom, and the rumbly bass making your bones shake. You danced a bit around, rubbing up against bucky whenever the other people got too close to you and squeezed you to him. You could hear him hissing softly when your tail pressed up against his bulge, making you smile in triumph. You were so going to make tonight hard on him. Literally.

You did have a lot of compliments on your wolf costume, although you could see the other girl's eyes lingering more on Bucky than they should. That actually made you feel hotter, because you knew you were the one taking him home.

"I see Nat, by the bar, I'm gonna go say hi." you yell over the music, while he nodded at you and walked over to the food table.

"Hi, Nat!"

"(Y/N)!" she throws herself at you, hugging you tightly, making you stumble a bit on your heels and hug her back just as tightly. "You look hot, girl!"

"And you look devilish!", she stared at her. She, in her red lingerie and pair of black wings, was the sexiest rendition of a demon, anyone's probably seen that night.

"Wheres Wanda?"

She smiles and waggles her eyebrows, nodding to the dance floor behind you. "She's busy drooling over Vi." you looked at the place she had pointed to see Wanda and Vision dancing super close together, not even acknowledging anyone around them. "So... What about you? I see you're dressed has a cat?"

"Wolf."

"Or that... did you bought matching costumes for your date?"

"Yes. He's my little red riding hood."

"Wow, I thought it was the other way around?"

"I thought to give it a twist." you grinned, calling the attention of the bartender to make you and Nat some shots. "Besides, he looks hot in those leather pants." you nod at Bucky only to see him swarmed with college girls, wearing even less than Natasha if that was even possible.

"Seems like they are trying to steal your little red. Wanna go wolf them down?" you think for a few seconds and decide that you would. you asked the bartender for some more drinks so you could bring one to Bucky, and walk throw the crowd to them.

"Here you have it, sweetie, your drink." you say seductively, catching Bucky's eye, and the other girls. He took the cup and pulled you to him, ignoring the girl that was cuddling up to his side altogether and pushing her aside.

"And hello back, babe, I missed you when you were gone." he took a sip from the cut, and with his arm still around your waist, moved over to where Nat was laughing her ass off over the girls disappointed and angry faces for having been ignored. "You know I only have eyes for you, right?"

"Oh I do my little red, but you seemed like you needed saving from those harpies, and who best than your own bad wolf?" your voice was but a whisper on his ear, leaving then a trail of nips and kissed down his neck making him shudder.

He didn't take much longer than that. He said goodbye to your friends and grabbed you over his shoulder, taking you home soon after and making you howl his name all night long.

Part 5

[beckzorz]

At Kimberly’s Door (one-shot)

Pairing, Words: Bucky Barnes/Reader, 2.4k Prompt/Warnings: Bucky Barnes finally reaches out. A/N: Written by a prompt from @randomfandompenguin for extended Drunk Drabbles with @the-ss-horniest-book-club! As usual, it got a bit long ;-) Thanks to @jewels2876​ for her readthrough! Hope you enjoy!

The internet’s a dangerous place.

With a few clicks—at least, a few clicks for Bucky—he knows his great-niece’s favorite cereal, her shoe size, her bra size, her favorite shows, the concert she was at last Thursday. Her phone number, the type of phone she has, how much she pays for internet and electricity every month month. The electric bill goes up in the summer, apparently.

Oh, of course, Air conditioning.

Her address, let alone her face, is nothing.

Less than four hours after arriving in New York, Bucky is at Kimberly’s door.

He’d’ve started with his Rebecca, but her address… isn’t one he wants to go to alone. Kimberly’s closest to the airport, and from her search history Bucky knows she’s looked into him.

Wondering, probably, where he is.

He doesn’t know if she’s hoping he comes—or stays away.

The younger generation seems less bothered, at this point. So… it’s worth a try.

Kimberly lives in an tall house with four apartments. He can hear music and giggling from the open window on the second floor—her floor. Is that her laugh? It’s a nice laugh.

Bucky steels himself and rings once, holding the doorbell down a second longer than necessary.

Feet pound down unseen stairs, and the door yanks open, and—

It’s not Kimberly.

Bucky’s shoulders sag in the split second before he recognizes your face. You—you’re a frequent guest star in Kimberly’s photos, not just this year but years past, for a decade if nothing. He’d liked your face then, and he likes it better now, or he would, if he wasn’t choked up on his own nerves.

You’re smiling, inviting, but he can’t think of the words.

“Can I help you?” you ask.

Bucky clears his throat. That had been you laughing, not Kimberly. Nerves be damned, he does like your face. Likes the sound of your voice, your eyes, your smile… He clears his throat again.

“Is Kimberly home?”

You open your mouth, then your eyebrows draw together in a frown. You look at him, tilt your head to the side, and—

“Oh my gosh!”

You reach for him, and Bucky’s eyes widen in shock and a split-second of hope before you pull your hand away, covering your mouth with wonder all over your face. “Sorry, sorry,” you blurt, and glance back at the stairs up. “She’s not home, but she should be soon. Let me—give me a minute, would you? And please don’t run off.”

Bucky nods. He can’t say no. How could he say no? Refuse you? Refuse you? He couldn’t.

You run back upstairs, loud and quick, the front door still open. Through the window, he can hear you ushering people out, using all the right words to make your friends do your bidding. Clever and kind, suggestive and loving—it’s like he’s fallen through the looking glass, away from worry and nerves. It’s like all that wonder that had been on your face has trapped him, and he can’t bear to think he might ever be released.

Soon enough a gaggle of young women trickle by, eyeing him curiously. You’re last down, but you stop halfway.

“Come in, come in,” you call, and rush back up.

Bucky lets out a breath between his teeth. He didn’t know what he was expecting, but this was not it. Kimberly, anxious or eager or furious—that’s what he was expecting. Not a stranger whose very manner is an invitation, whose whole self is a beacon.

He heads inside slowly, closing the door behind him—the knob locks automatically, at least—and staring up after you.

You’re a witch. You’ve got to be. He doesn’t even have the wherewithal to check if he’s being followed, let alone watched. He wasn’t before he knocked, but who knows now? Certainly not him.

The entryway is dark, but once he’s out of it, the whole place is light and cheery. Art and posters on the walls that he can see at a glance were chosen by at least two different people, fairy lights strung up in the wide open doorway between the living room and kitchen, colorful dishes and furniture.

“Kim should be home in, like, twenty minutes,” you tell him, passing by with five cups balanced between your two hands. “You can sit down, I’m just putting all this away.”

“I’ll help.”

“Oh, you don’t—”

But he’s already got all the plates stacked and the orange juice—he takes a subtle sniff, not orange juice, mimosa—pitcher in hand. If he helps, maybe you’ll sit with him. Talk to him. Soothe him, now the nerves are back. Being in his great-niece’s home brings it all back. Had his sister come here? Did she climb those stairs, drink from these cups, sit on that couch? Can she even walk or drink on her own?

Have you seen his sister?

Bucky hands you the plates and pitcher, drinking in your face.

“Thanks,” you murmur, and turn away quickly, setting it all down.

No, crap—he didn’t mean to—

But you turn back, expression gentle even with your brow slightly furrowed. You wipe your hands absently against your hips. “That’s good enough for now. I should… call Kim.”

Bucky swallows. “Yeah,” he rasps. He clears his throat. “Okay.”

He lets you guide him to the living room and into a chintzy chair. You don’t linger, but he can hear the phone ringing from his spot even when you settle against the kitchen counter, watching him as he watches you. There’s still wonder in your eyes, even clouded as it is with concern. Are you worried? Is he making you worried? Are you worried about Kim? Worried for her?

Impossible to tell, impossible to look away. Those two and a half rings stretch into an eternity, and when Kim picks up you both flinch.

“Hey, what’s up?” Kim says. She’s a little out of breath, like she’s rushing.

You look away from Bucky. “Are you on your way home yet?”

“Yeah?”

“You’ve got… a visitor.”

“Who?”

You look back at Bucky, expectant, worried still, and he realizes he’s never so much as introduced himself.

“Bucky,” he mouths.

“Bucky,” you repeat, so soft and tenderly that his breath catches in his throat.

“Oh my god,” Kim says. “He’s there? He’s really there?”

“He’s here,” you tell her, but you’re still gazing at him. “He’s here.”

—

“Back when we were in college, I went to her for Thanksgiving. I’m not from around here, but I couldn’t go home, so Kim said I could come with her.”

You’re sitting cross-legged and barefoot on the couch opposite Bucky, telling him about his own sister. It’s a strange feeling, like you’ve met someone at a funeral and you’re swapping stories—but Aunt Rebecca is still alive. Still sometimes herself, even.

Sometimes.

But beyond all that, beyond Aunt Rebecca and the bizarre fact that her brother, a hundred years old, practically, looks only a bit older than you and as perfect as any human has a right to be. And… he’s not scary. You hadn’t known what to expect, but from the moment you knew it was him—you weren’t afraid.

But it’s not just a lack of fear. It’s… the presence of something else. Not comfort, not exactly. He’s a stranger, for heaven’s sake! A stranger and a… a… not a celebrity, that’s not right, but he’s world-famous at this point. Yet he’s sitting in a chintzy chair, basking in your words with a rapt look on his face. He’s looking at you like you’ve got the moon and stars in your eyes—but you can’t blame him. You must be the first one who’s spoken to him about Rebecca firsthand in far too many years.

That’s got to be it.

You don’t dare let yourself think it’s anything else.

“When did you last see her?” Bucky asks.

“A couple months ago, for the holidays. Kim brought me along to the family shindig.” You smile sadly. “That was the first time she didn’t always recognize Kim.”

He opens his mouth, blue eyes wide, but before he can speak, you can hear Kim pounding up the stairs. You surge to your feet, clasping your hands together, still looking at Bucky as Kim works her key into the lock. He stands slowly and swallows.

“I—”

Kim bursts in, sees Bucky, and bursts into tears.

You leave them to it, not daring to look back.

They’re family. You’re not.

Simple as that.

���

Later, sprawled on Kim’s bed, you hear about their visit to Aunt Rebecca. A happy reunion, if sad for Bucky, Kim says.

“But he handled it really well,” she continues. “I swear, he’s more well-adjusted than anyone else in the family.”

“He seemed it.” You fiddle with the hem of your shirt. “I think it’s easier to seem normal around people you don’t know, though. Hopefully it holds up long-term,” you tease.

“Ha ha,” Kim deadpans. She nudges your thigh with her foot. “Careful, wouldn’t want to spoil his good opinion of you.”

You roll your eyes. “Oh please, Kim.”

“I’m serious! He said you were wonderful.” She nudges your thigh again. “Which I already knew, but it’s still nice when other people validate my opinions.”

“But did you think you were wonderful?”

Kim laughs, you laugh, but as you tuck yourself in, you wonder.

—

You don’t have to wonder long.

Two days later, your doorbell rings in the hour when you’re home and Kim’s not. This time, you’re home alone, just you and the cars honking down the block, the wind rustling the shades, the kettle rumbling as it heats to a boil.

And the doorbell.

That same ring, a touch longer than you expect.

You set your phone down on the kitchen counter slowly while your heart pounds like a baby rabbit’s. Is he back so soon? You only just got home ten minutes ago; Kim won’t be back for nearly an hour.

If it’s even him.

It couldn’t be him.

But it is.

Bucky Barnes stands at your door, a wrapped bouquet of flowers clenched at his side. He’s dressed nondescriptly, boots and jeans and a jacket, but there’s nothing nondescript about him. Not him, or his hopeful little smile, or his beautiful blue eyes.

You swallow. “Hello…?”

“I wanted to thank you for the other day,” he says, holding out the bouquet. You take it, speechless, as he goes on, his cheeks tinged pink. “I didn’t know what to expect when I came here, but you’re just what I needed.”

Your smile is automatic, but his words are a punch in the gut. You knew he didn’t mean to look like he was worshipping you with his eyes, but the blatant truth in his past tense hurts. “I’m glad. I can’t imagine going through that. I’m glad I could help. If I helped.”

“You did,” Bucky insists, stepping closer.

You’re breathless. He’s close, too close, so close that if you leaned forward you could touch him. You could kiss him, if you dared. But you don’t dare. The bouquet is a barrier, at least, from letting him come any closer.

“I’m glad.”

It’s the only thing you can say, and Bucky sighs. He runs a hand through his dark hair, making it stick up on end, and looks everywhere but you.

“Look, I didn’t expect to meet you, but now that I have, I can’t not do anything about it.” He takes a deep breath and looks back up. His eyes are bright, dark, determined. “Can I take you to dinner?”

Your jaw drops. If you didn’t have tendons, it’d be on the floor. “Dinner? You want to take me to dinner?”

Bucky shifts his weight, cheeks nearly red now. “It’s crazy, I know. You’re Kim’s roommate, it could get awkward, I know. But you’re somethin’ special. I can’t pass that up. Pass you up.”

“I hadn’t even gotten past the fact that you want to take me out to dinner!” You’re grinning so hard your cheeks are already starting to hurt.

Bucky chuckles, scratches the back of his neck. “So… will you? Tonight?”

“Tonight?” You glance down at your outfit. Nice, presentable, no more flashy than his.

“Hey,” he murmurs, and you catch his eye. “You look amazing.”

He’s entirely serious, and by the time you can speak again, you’re entirely serious too.

“Did you talk to Kim about it?”

Bucky blushes all over again.

“Yeah, a bit. She doesn’t mind.”

One of your neighbors comes into view, and you realize how long you’ve been standing at the door with Bucky outside.

“Come inside.” You tuck your hand around his elbow and nudge him upstairs; watching him go up ahead of you is a marvelous view. But when you shut the door and turn to face him, he’s close again, and the bouquet is out of your hand, abandoned on the counter.

Bucky cups your face, his eyes as full of wonder as the other day. You’re putty in his hands, gazing up at him, lips barely parted and your heart pounding all to pieces.

“Can I?” he breathes.

You turn your head just enough to kiss the inside of his wrist, not taking your eyes from his. “Yes.”

—

“Ahem.”

You leap off Bucky’s lap, horrified, but Kim’s snickering.

“Damn, Bucky, you waste no time! What happened to dinner?”

“Dinner is now,” Bucky says firmly. He stands up and grabs your hand—a perfect fit. “See you later, Kim.”

“Bring her home in one piece,” Kim says. To you, she gives a gentler smile. “I have no idea what’s going to happen, but if I got to get a new family member right now, I’d sure as hell want it to be you.” She gives you a hug and shoves you both of the door.

Downstairs, outside, under the tree by your front door, Bucky holds you tight as you tremble from Kim’s words.

“Do you know,” he says quietly, “I don’t know what’s gonna happen either, but I know one thing.”

You pull back enough to look at him. “Oh?”

“Kim’s right. You’re a keeper.”

Bucky kisses you under the leaves and the wires and the cloudy sky, the world spinning but for you, in that moment, it’s totally still.

No one knows what might happen, least of all you, but here, in Bucky’s arms, you think that maybe, just maybe, it might be a happy ending after all.

[itsunclebucky]

The Bride of Bucky

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Weddingplanner!Reader Summary: Bucky marries you, his girlfriend who works as a wedding planner and planned their wedding.  Word Count: 2,402 Warnings: FLUFF, a little talk about sex but nothing explicit.  A/N: It’s @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ surprise AU and I was given permission to use this for the challenge. Thank you so much and hope everyone enjoys it!! 

As Bucky stood in the floor-length mirror, adjusting his tie for the hundredth time that morning, he remembers how it all started and how he became the world's luckiest man.

He once believed that once Hydra had control of his mind and made him their personal puppet and killing machine it would be the end for him. He was just waiting for the day to die.

He never expected to unknowingly run into his long lost friend Steve Rogers during a mission to take the targets down and he didn't expect Steve to help him.

And he didn't expect Shuri to reboot his memory in Wakanda where he healed successfully, for the first time feeling healthy and happy.

Steve and Tony had sat down and put their differences aside, Tony accepting the fact that Bucky didn't know what he was doing at the time Hydra had control of his mind, and subsequently offered Bucky a room at the compound where he stayed for a while.

He had total freedom, he was allowed to leave the compound whenever he wanted, roam the city whenever he pleased. He wasn't trapped in his room like an animal and how Hydra had once treated him.

Bucky had left the compound early that morning to grab some coffee and something tasty he liked to eat as he walked around the city, visiting old neighborhoods and diners he once knew of.

As he stepped in the small cozy cafe, he allowed an old frail woman with her Walker goes in front of him. The delay in the queue allowed him to look around the cafe and that's where he saw you, huddled up in a corner with umpteen folders and your computer, he watched as you typed away with your nose scrunched up. He was curious about what kind of work you did, why you needed so many folders.

And then your phone rang and you had answered it. "Hi, Y/N speaking." Your voice was like music to his ears. His heart strummed in his chest as he listened to you talking about the different kinds of flowers you recommended for a big day. He didn't understand, he was still learning about everything. As you hung up, your eyes glanced in his direction.

A blush crept up to your cheek as you smiled in his direction. You didn't recognize him and never saw someone so handsome.

"Sir?" The person standing behind Bucky tapped him on the shoulder and pointed to the barista standing behind the counter patiently with a smile on her face, waiting for his order.

"Sorry, was another planet." He chuckled nervously. The barista smiled and he relaxed. He wasn't sure how he would handle being yelled at in front of you for daydreaming. "Can I get an almond milk latte and whatever that lady over there ordered?" He pointed in your direction and your gaze dropped to your keyboard. You couldn't tear your eyes away from the adonis of a man. His eyes captivated you and you didn't even know his name. His beard lined his cheeks beautifully and you wanted to run your fingers through his hair because it looked so inviting.

You were replying to an email to try and distract yourself. But from your peripheral, you could see the man approaching you.

You stopped typing and looked up at him, smiling.

"Uh, I'm sorry to bother you but you seemed really busy and thought you would be in the need of a hot chocolate." He smiled sheepishly, lowering your cup by your hand.

"Thank you so much. That's so kind of you." You motioned for him to sit down in the seat opposite you. Work was forgotten for over an hour as you talked to the man who called himself Bucky.

He found out a lot about you, about your job. You were a wedding planner and by the looks of it a very successful one. He listened as you talked about why orchids were a better choice for a wedding. And you had for some reason told him your dream wedding.

"It'll happen one day." He reassured you.

You chuckled and shook your head. "Not without a boyfriend it won't."

Bucky's eyes grew wide in surprise. He was expecting you to be in a relationship, which he realized he probably should have asked at the beginning before he started to chat you up.

"If a man is too blind to be with you doll, they aren't worth your time."

It was almost midday when Bucky looked at the time and he had to reluctantly say goodbye. He couldn't believe he was sat talking to you for hours. He didn't leave without your number though.

The texts started out friendly, and then they became flirty the longer you talked to him.

His confidence grew as he was remembering how to talk to a woman, but also leaning to type with one hand on his iPhone Wanda had very generously gifted him a few Christmases ago.

After a couple of weeks of flirting, Bucky had asked you out on a date. Which you very excitedly accepted and couldn't wait for.

Tony had worked his magic and booked a reservation at a top restaurant in Manhattan. During dinner, you had learned a little more about Bucky. His metal arm didn't once bother you and you made sure to let him know you weren't afraid of it or him.

One date turned into five dates and you were dating each other officially.

He confessed to you everything that happened in his past. He didn't want to enter a relationship without you knowing. The things he did, the regret and guilt he still feels. You assured him that whatever happened in the past is in the past. He was a new man and this is a new chapter.

The Winter Soldier was a different man to Bucky Barnes. Bucky was sweet, kind and considerate with a lot of sass and a great sense of humor.

For every day he was with you, there wasn't a day that went by where he didn't have a smile on his face or laughed.

Bucky wanted to take it slow and you were happy to comply since it was his first relationship in a long time.

But by your 8-month mark, Bucky was already living with you in your apartment.

"Sam is driving me crazy doll, making sex jokes and asking if I can 'still get it up'." He announced as he walked in the door with his duffel bag and another bag full of his DVDs.

"Why does he want to know that?" You laughed as you pecked his lips.

"Maybe he's jealous?" He laughed with a shrug. "He's a strange guy."

You chuckled and said it was alright and it was. You would be lying if you said you didn't enjoy his company and you felt safer with Bucky around.

Two years into your relationship and you were still happy together and in love.

As much as it shocked you, it shocked Bucky more but the two of you never fought. You were perfectly in sync and shared the same taste in style, food, drink, and art. There were no arguments about who washed the dishes, who cooked because whoever did one, the other person would do the other.

And judging by your complete happiness. It was absolutely no surprise when Bucky finally asked you to marry him on the rooftop of the compound surrounded by his closest friends and teammates.

Almost as if he had predicted your answer, Tony went to great lengths setting up fairy lights, candles, and expensive champagne.

It was Bucky's favorite memory because the two of you didn't get out of bed afterward for a good couple of days, celebrating a new step in your relationship.

It was your decision to plan your wedding. Because of your organization skills, you didn't trust anyone to do it. You were a perfectionist and this was your special day, it was Bucky's special day and it had to be just perfect.

The date was set for 9 months. And because you were so organized, your dress was already picked out and you had the arrangements set up for his suit.

Because Wanda, Nat, and Pepper became close friends to you. The invitation for them to be your bridesmaids was an easy decision to make. And they were overjoyed with happiness.

As the day got nearer and nearer, your nerves were through the roof.

Bucky had watched as you paced back and forth your living room, close to tears as the photographer had canceled on you at the last minute.

The wedding was in 2 days and there was no way on this planet you would find another photographer this close to the date.

"It's a disaster! We're not going to have any photos to show our kids. Oh my God, what do we do!" A sob broke out as you hung up the phone. Bucky stood and wrapped you in his strong arms and shushed you.

"It's gonna be ok, doll. I promise. You've worked so hard, go and run yourself a hot bath, relax and let me find a last-minute photographer." He insisted, leaving no room for arguing.

The bath had relaxed you, and Bucky took care of you in the night. Assuring you he had found a replacement but didn't say who it was, but you trusted Bucky.

On the morning of the wedding, you were shaking as you sat in your bathrobe in the hotel room in front of the mirror, having your hair and makeup done professionally. Your flowers had arrived on time, the girls were getting ready, everything was going according to plan.

You and Bucky decided to stick to the traditional way and spend the night apart. The first night he had spent away from you and he wouldn't do it again. He missed you and he was worried about you. He started overthinking the reasons why you would leave him but Steve quickly quieted his thoughts.

"I see the way she looks at you Buck, there is no way she would stand you up," Steve said, squeezing his shoulder as they got ready in their tailor-made suits.

"I love her so much." Bucky chuckled with tears in his eyes. He would carve his love for you over his heart if he wasn't afraid of needles.

"And she loves you. Enjoy the day, relax."

As the boys back at your shared apartment got ready. You were ready to slip into your dress. It was a gorgeous white lace dress, and it was one of your dreams. Even after you had spent hours upon hours searching Pinterest for dresses, they never compared to this one.

Your dress was tightened, and your veil was attached. You had half an hour to go before you needed to go to the venue.

You hoped Bucky didn't change his mind. Your love for him so was pure, ever since the day, you laid your eyes on him in the cafe. You couldn't imagine your life without him now.

He took care of you, took care of each other.

Bucky was the first to arrive. He walked down the aisle, greeting, smiling and thanking friends and family for coming. He waited by the priest, with Steve, Sam, Clint and Tony standing behind him. Everyone had a smile on their face. He was just waiting to see you.

With each second that passed, his heart beat faster. Then the doors opened, the music started to play and your bridesmaids walked down the aisle first and waited on the bride's side.

His eyes were fixated on the door. He gleamed when he saw you walk through them in your gorgeous dress. Flowers in your right hand, your left hand-linked around your father's arm as he walked you down the aisle.

You kept your eyes on your Bucky. And you couldn't believe how handsome he looked. His suit, his white flower pinned on the left side of his blazer. His hair slicked back and tied at the nape of his neck. He had shaved his beard and was left with stubble, one you couldn't wait to feel later tonight.

Everyone around you was invisible and each step you took towards him felt longer.

But you made it. You were given away, thanked your father and kissed his cheek as you stood next to Bucky and smiled lovingly at him.

"Hey, you." You whispered. Taking his hand in yours.

"Hey back. You ready for this?" He squeezed your hand. You squeezed it back assuring him you're ready.

The priest spoke, welcoming everyone as he joined you in matrimony.

Your eyes welled up as your vows were told. His words hit your heart and your love for this man just kept on growing.

"By the power invested in me. I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may now kiss your wife."

"I love you so much," Bucky whispered against your lips as he pressed his own to them.

"I love you too, so very much." You smiled as you pulled away. The sounds of applauds surrounded the two of you as you walked the aisle together. Confetti was thrown over you when you made it outside.

The photographer was Bruce. And you chuckled. His great green body had somehow managed to squeeze into a suit.

"Say cheese!" Bruce said. The flash blinded you but you honestly didn't care. "Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Barnes!"

Everyone cheered and you kissed your husband with a passion.

The start of a new life as husband and wife.

Bucky would continue to count his lucky stars every day for the rest of his life. Fate caused you to be in that cafe on that day.

His ma would have absolutely adored you. His father too. And you cried one night as he was sad they couldn't be here for his special day.

You reminded him they were, in his heart and they forgave him. They loved him.

And your family was his family, he would never be alone.

Bucky once believed he deserved to be caged up and fed to dogs.

Bucky was once convinced that would happen.

This is his family and his life and nobody could ever dare take that away from him.

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[that-little-zebunny]

Secret Food Fairy

This is written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ and for this ask,

Combined with the 24 Hour Surprise Drabble Challenge: Doctor & Nurse

Warning: little fluff i think xD

Word count: 757

Doctor!Bucky Barnes x Nurse!Reader AU

Summary: Bucky Barnes is a Doctor at the hospital you're working for. He's actually the head doctor of the department you're in and you see how hard working he is that he sometimes forgot to take care of himself and that's when you added a new task in your job.

**This theme was suggested by @ikaris-whore and it's amazing: Quarantine Heroes. Now more than ever, we appreciate our first responders, healthcare workers, grocery store workers, delivery services, restaurant workers - everyone who is risking their health to make our lives easier in this tough time. 

Thank you so much frontliners!!!

You really had no choice but to notice him. First reason is he's your head, second he's always up and working, moving here and there and the third one...you really, really like him the first time you saw him.

He's nice, smart, funny even though he's strict when it comes to work and he really cares about his patients and team.

He devoted his time caring for them and that is in the normal times and this pandemic had made things tons harder for all of you and him specially.

He started helping at the CoVid-19 prevention wards, tending to the positive patients and still has some time to check on your department from time to time. 

Your heart is both proud and worried for him. He started making his office a sleeping quarter and would eat at the cafeteria sometimes not at all if sleep wins over his hunger.

You just can't let that go on so you've made it your mission to feed him properly. So whenever you get the chance to go home and cook you make sure to bring him food that will help him face the day better.

This is now the third week of your new found mission, you're a bit late than your usual morning delivery because you got transferred to night shift.

Looking at your left and right making sure no one is there you slowly put down the food pack that you made. Tonight you got him a chicken teriyaki meal and some cinnamon rolls and some fruits too. You're proud with masterpiece making sure the sticky note is secured, you're about to stand up when his office door was pulled open.

Startled, you end up stumbling down on your butt wide eyes looking up at the tired looking but still very handsome doctor. He's looking down at you with a frown but it disappeared when he saw the food at the side of his door.

"So, it was you." He said a soft smile forming on his beard covered lips.

"Ahm...H-hi Dr. Barnes." You said grinning like a fool. You got up and wipes the dirt on your pants.

"You've been giving me food. This morning I didn't see one so I thought it stopped thinking it's from a patient's visitor or something." He laughed, a shy sound came out of him as he picked up the packs. 

Biting your lips you stared at the floor feeling stupid for getting caught.

"Keep smiling and don't forget to eat, Doctor Handsome." He read the note stuck on the packaging. He chuckled at the silly name. "Hey…" he said, bending down to peak at your eyes.

"I-I hope you don't mind... you're always here and busy and you only eat when you have the energy to go and eat so...so I thought why not share the ones I made…" you whispered.

"Nurse Y/N, I appreciate this so much. Not just the food but the little notes of encouragement. I'm very thankful but I feel guilty for taking so much of your time and your money just to make food for me." He said rubbing his nape.

You look up to meet his gaze, "it's alright, I-I usually always end up cooking too much and I live alone…" you said waving your hands as you talk. 

He was mesmerized by your cute gestures and it made him laugh out loud his face turning red.

"Okay, so here's the deal then. I'll pay you, you can cook and prepare food for us but I'm going to pay for the ingredients. Is that okay with you?" He asked with that heart melting side smirk and eyebrow arch.

"T-that will surely work!" You said excitedly showing him a thumbs up.

"Thank you so much, Nurse Y/N. Maybe on the next food delivery we can just go and eat together." He winked. "No more sneaking, alright" he said before he went inside his office to put down the food and went out again with his stuff. It was just in time when his name was announced to go to the CoVid-19 ward.

"Time for work again. See ya'." He waved, running towards the direction he's needed.

You feel like you're floating, waving even until he's out of your view. Did he just suggested that you'll eat together? The two of you? Him, you? W-whaaaaa!!! You got out of your day dreaming letting out a little shout of excitement as you punch the air and happily walks to your ward.

Hope y'all like this. Likes and reblogs are highly appreciated and will make this little bunny super happy 😍

Tag list is now up. 🥰🥰🥰

Bucky Barnes Taglist: @nano--raptor​ @marvelgirl7​ @godofplumsandthunder​

[typinggently]

Yes hello hide and seek Alfie/Tommy

(1) organised chase

Entirely thanks to @queuebird - LIKE TOMMY WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE ALFIE COME OVER TO HIS MANSION HOUSE AND THEN KEEP DISAPPEARING FROM ROOM TO ROOM AND THEN THE MAID WILL TELL ALFIE OH HE JUST WENT TO THE PARLOR AND THEN THE DUDE IN THE PARLOR WILL BE LIKE TOMMY? THOUGHT HE WAS IN THE GARDEN AND IT WOULD GO LIKE THAT UNTIL ALFIE STORMED INTO THE BEDROOM AND TOMMY WAS LIKE NAKED CHILLING SMIRKING AT HIM

Yes.

!!!!!!

Also please consider: Alfie after a while catching sight of Tommy now and then. Like he steps into a room and catches the door close or looks out of the window and sees him outside or he hears the steps on the stairs etc

(This is starting to sound like Les Cabales but also 10000% works in their usual timeline)

And THEN when Alfie is starting to get annoyed (it’s a golden-hot afternoon and he just wants to sit down and drink tea, not run around chasing Tommy), he finds some piece of clothing and realises Tommy is undressing

Leaving little breadcrumbs for him

And yeah so Alfie def wants to chase him now

Then hyping each other up with Tommy getting progressively more undressed and Alfie getting progressively greedier for his skin

Tease tease tease!!!

Also I love “running through a labyrinth until person catches them and topples them and fucks them right there in the grass” sooooo that could work

In general tommy running around and having fun teasing Alfie until Alfie grabs and fucks him...good.

Aesthetics: golden afternoon, scent of warm wood, closing doors and laughter in a distance, body-warm clothes (tie, waistcoat etc)

(2) more Fae nonsense

Fae usually lead people into the deep dark forests to gleefully watch as they drown in the swamps and they are usually very cool and collected about their drowning business

However, Tommy saw Alfie and decided he’d rather have him drown in the bussy

And he’s not subtle at all about it

He clearly wants to get railed hard but he’s all playful coy about it, luxuriating on branches Alfie passes and reaching out to touch him but then disappearing, whispering little riddles into Alfie’s ear W the horniest voice, etc.

Alfie’s patience is running thin after 30 minutes and he makes a move to grab Tommy but NO

He slips away but stays in his human form which, since he could just disappear, is obviously an invitation to chase him

So Alfie does!!!

Dark forest chase with dim light and the scent of flowers and the delighted laughter of a horny Fae who’s not trying all that hard to get away

Once he’s caught him, Alfie finds himself with a lap full of squirming-horny fairy who presses against him and won’t let him go

So really, Alfie has to fuck him. And after that afternoon filled with teasing, he’s feeling like it, too.

Alfie has to take that path twice a week

And sure enough, next week as soon as he steps into the green-dim, Wood-fragrant forest, there’s low laughter in his ear and the phantom touch of fingers on his chest

Aesthetics: deep-dark forest, fantasies of pale skin amidst green leaves, whispers that send shivers down Alfie’s back, the scent of fairytale flowers

Both these stories end with Tommy on his knees w an arched back and he’s all delighted humour at first because there’s that adrenaline of the chase etc and he got what he wanted, which makes him smug

But then Alfie just fucks that right out of him. Puts his hands on his hips and holds him up and just...gives it to him good, until Tommy’s hands start to slip and his pretty moans are hacked up into little staccato breaths because the force Alfie puts behind his thrusts is fucking the moans right out of him

Smug bastard turned fucked out mess. The end.

[kelvintimeline]

was john's joke a bit crass? sure. but it's literally a drop in the bucket compared to what r*ylos have said/done. they've been treating rey like she's essentially the broodmare for kylo for years, and how they see her boils down to her existing solely for kylo and the furthering of the solo/skywalker name. and they have the goddamn nerve to sit there and call john's joke misogynistic and sexist? like, give me a goddamn break

Exactly???

Tbh, everyone going apeshit over his comment seems.... incredibly repressed. Which matches most of what makes reylo work—it all feels like some repressed, purity fantasy thing. Even their horniest content (and by lord is there a lot) feels like the type of shit like deeply repressed, “I can only engage with Sex if I either compare it to a straight laced fairy tale or deeply taboo abuse shit” stuff that gave us the adult woman twilight and then 50 shades fandom.

John is very blunt and very casual about sex and sexual stuff. It’s not a big deal to him. Nor should it be.

They can’t handle the idea of someone just joking about Rey getting laid—especially not a black dude who can has more power over the narrative (as he can speak as one of the characters) than them. Only they and their deeply repressed, strict way can control Rey.

Except John doesn’t work for Disney any more, so he’s never gonna apologize or bend for them, so they had to try break him down and get him ostracized from fandom and it backfired. Sucks to suck

[abovethesmokestacks]

Hi If your ask is open, can I request a song fic with Bucky with the song 'It's Nice to have a Friend' by Taylor Swift? Each time I listen to this song I think of Bucky and Loki. Sorry if this is weird but thanks for reading this.

Feels Like Home

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Rating: General audiences

For @the-ss-horniest-book-club Drunk Drabbles.

You quietly count down the minutes until the bell rings, the tension in your chest snapping loose and you push your books and your pens into your backpack, passing by the pairs and groups unnoticed. Every day is a long wait for last bell, for a long bus ride home, for the sanctuary of your room with books and fairy lights.

It’s only a block home from the bus stop, but your hands feel cold as ice, and the more you think about your lost gloves, the more tears gather into an aching ball of worry in your throat until you have to stop, to wait for it to pass, you don’t want to come home crying.

“Hey, are you okay?”

Years from now, you’ll understand. His eyes looked so blue because of the snow, the bright light catching in them, making them sparkle and glitter. But now, here in this moment where you’re trying not to cry and a boy maybe one or two years older comes up to ask you if you are okay, you can’t say a word. He doesn’t seem to mind. Talks enough for the both of you when he walks you to your door, lets you borrow his left glove. He takes the right one and pulls it on his left hand, holds it out for you to hold. To keep warm.

The next day, he has an extra pair. Just in case, he says. You smile and think, maybe this is what it’s like to have a friend.

“What do you wanna be when you grow up?”

Being fifteen is the worst. Being fifteen is the best. Bucky’s building has a rooftop access that should be locked, but someone is nifty with a paperclip and up there, on pallets clad in old blankets and discarded pillows is a haven where neither of you worry, both of you have cried and everything is easy. The sky above Brooklyn is tinged pink like cotton candy, whispy lilac clouds sweeping in from the horizon.

“Really?” Bucky asks, quirking an eyebrow at you, taking a drag from a cigarette he’s managed to filch from god knows where. “That’s your twentieth question?”

Maybe it’s silly, but you’re allowed to. No one knows, and soon, darkness will fall and wrap you in its safe embrace far away from city sounds and fairy lights. You shrug your shoulders, shift on the pallet. It needs more pillows.

“I wanna… I wanna be… okay.”

It’s one word, but you know the exact weight of it. You know how Bucky struggles, his mom and dad looking for a golden boy in all his jagged edges. He’s seventeen and trying to carry all of those bright futures they dream of without asking if he even wants them. You look up at the sky, this seemingly infinite depth and breadth of glowing pink.

“Somewhere out there is the future. A whole life of okay. More than okay. I know it. You’ll be okay, Bucky.”

It’s too mesmerizing to look away, and when Bucky gingerly takes your hand, you don’t even flinch. He’s your friend. You’ll hold onto him for as long as you can.

Back to back, and you are more nervous than ever. But Bucky. God, Bucky finds your hand, warm and big and the squeeze he gives you is enough to finally make air go in and out of your lungs again. Looking at him, your eyes well up, and you throw your arms around his neck.

“Hey, are you okay?”

It pulls a laugh from you, and you smack him over his chest, “Shut up, you, I’m allowed to do this!”

Bucky smooths a hand up and down your back, kisses the top of your head, “Yeah, I know. I’m... God, I-”

Looking up, you know your eyes are glassed over with happy tears, and it’s so easy to smile at him, at the boy who asked that same question all those years ago, who once held your hand and then never really let go, even when storms raged and you fought like cats and dogs.

“Are you okay?” you ask back, a teasing tone colouring your voice.

“I am. I think... I think this is that future you saw up on that roof.”

You take a shuddering breath, and the doors open for you, music welling out from within the church. Holding out your hand, you give Bucky a squeeze when you he offers you his arm.

“At the end of the aisle.”

“A whole life of okay.”

[clairen45]

This is the Reylo smut fairy: what are your Reylo sex headcanons? Are they both virgins? When will their first time be? How does the force bond affect the sex between them? Who gets hornier? Whose more adventurous?

That is one fun ask, dear Reylo smut fairy, and not the kind I ever got before... Would you be mad at me if I don’t answer this question and keep my head canon to myself... lol... awful answer to a wonderful bait...

Still, to not totally let you down, this is where I stand. I made my peace with no sex in Star Wars. And it is fine. Which doesn’t mean we will not get anything devastatingly sexy or erotic. It doesn’t take much. Eyes. Breathing. A touch. An intimate moment. And of course a kiss. I count on that. When will that happen...ummm... I love them so much that I would love them to get done with it as soon as possible and just enjoy watching them interact the rest of the movie. Alas, if the movie is modeled after such classics as Beauty and the Beast, Pride and Prejudice, or Jane Eyre, I suppose it is more likely to come towards the end of the movie. Not necessarily the grand finale (though) but end of second act or beginning of third. I really hope to see them together as much as possible, and watch them sort it out.

As for the sexual record of our star crossed lovers, this is what we can infer:

Yep, both are space virgins. Remember AD asking RJ if Kylo had ever kissed a girl... The shyness, the awkwardness... Does it matter if they did it before? This is First love for them whatever, the most important relationship of their lives, no matter what.

So far, Kylo is depicted as the horniest, but I would expect Rey, once she moves past her first time scares, to be quite adventurous, even more so than Kylo who, despite the bad boy facade, is really more a vanilla sweetheart: bride carrying, worshipping from afar, calligraphy, etc... The girl might eventually shock him... lol...

As for the force bond, if they get shook up that much with one touch of the Tippity finger, just imagine the maelstrom of emotions when they have a « deeper » connection. I would expect phenomenons of cataclysmic magnitude happening all over the galaxy (in a good way). The Force is likely to go supernova.

[aion-rsa]

The 15 Weirdest Comic Book Swimsuit Specials

Although there is more diversity in the business today, comic books have traditionally been a male-dominated industry, and many female characters have been created just to look attractive and to appease their demographic. There’s never been a better example of that than the swimsuit special issue.

RELATED: The Horniest Heroes In Comics

“The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue” is one of the magazine’s most popular issues, and it didn’t take long for other magazines to copy the trend. In the 1990s, a swimsuit edition became a popular marketing tool in the world of comics and a lot of comic companies began releasing them, regardless of whether they made sense. Some, like the “Latex Alice Swimsuit Special,” vanished without a trace, while others, like Marvel’s versions, became infamous legends and went on for years. Here are the 15 weirdest swimsuit specials CBR has seen in comics.

AMAZING HEROES SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

The first swimsuit comic we’ll consider on this list is actually the first ever, courtesy of “Amazing Heroes,” which started releasing annual swimsuit specials in 1987. Unlike the other entries on this list, “Amazing Heroes” wasn’t technically a comic book; it was a respected trade magazine about the comic book medium, edited by Michael Catron and later Kim Thompson. However, that distinction didn’t stop them from doing outrageous stunts like this one.

The first was actually issue #115, and included original artwork from publishers looking to promote different projects or just have fun. The issues featured a variety of characters like Reed Waller and Kate Worley’s Omaha the Cat Dancer, Disney’s Maleficent and Marvel’s X-Calibur. Another selling point was that (despite the name) the issues actually included nudity alongside the swimsuits. It ran for several years under the terms “swimsuit issue,” “swimsuit special” and “swimsuit collection.” Reportedly, the “Amazing Heroes” swimsuit issues inspired other comic publishers like Marvel to create their own.

FATHOM SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

Written and drawn by Michael Turner, the series “Fathom” debuted in 1998. It’s about a young marine biologist who discovers she’s a member of an underwater species of humanoids, known as the Blue, before then discovering that she’s really a member of their enemy, the Black. With the ability to manipulate liquids, change into a water being, produce energy blasts and breathe underwater, she’s a critical point in the war between the two species and the human race.

Given all the action above and below the ocean in the series, it actually kind of makes sense to have a swimsuit edition for “Fathom,” which may be why their first swimsuit issue debuted in 1999. Of all the comic books on this list, this one is the least weird, because the main character swims a lot and her first appearance was in a swimsuit. “Fathom” only produced one more swimsuit special in 2000. Lesser comics with less of a reason for a swimsuit special have gotten more mileage out of it.

GOLD DIGGER SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

Written and drawn by Fred Perry, “Gold Digger” is a series written and drawn in a “manga-style” that began as a one-shot in 1991. Revolving around an adventurer named Gina Babette Digger, the series spans magic and science fiction with a lot of pop culture references. Given the Japanese influence (whose manga and anime pretty much cornered the market on fan service), it shouldn’t be much of a surprise that Gold Digger has a lot of scantily-clad and curvy women, along with muscle-bound guys. It wasn’t too much of a leap to create a swimsuit special.

The first “Gold Digger Swimsuit Special” appeared in May 2000, and was released twice a year until 2010. After that, the specials came more or less yearly. Each special had dozens of guest artists, and included some original stories among the buxom babes, which included just as much scientific craziness and wide-ranging characters as the regular comics.

NINJA HIGH SCHOOL SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

First published in 1987, “Ninja High School” is another manga-inspired comic book series, written and illustrated by Ben Dunn. In the series, a high school student named Jeremy Feeble became part of a love triangle between the heir to a ninja clan and an alien princess, both wanting to marry him for their own purposes. The comic features a lot of people trying to take over the Earth, and a lot of parodies of different properties such as Power Rangers, Harry Potter and Transformers.

In 1992, “Ninja High School” jumped onto the swimsuit edition bandwagon with “Ninja High School Swimsuit Edition.” A new edition was released every year until 1996, when a few years passed until it resumed in 2000, when it returned annually until 2002. Each issue featured a variety of artists, not just Dunn, and had a tongue-in-cheek approach to each pin-up. While it might seem silly to have a bunch of ninjas and aliens frolicking on the beach, the swimsuit editions were actually some of the less weird aspects of the series.

GRIMM FAIRY TALES SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

In 2005, Zenescope Entertainment began publishing “Grimm Fairy Tales,” an anthology series about Dr. Sela Mathers, a professor of literature who taught people morals through dark versions of classic fairy tales. Written by Ralph Tedesco and Joe Tyler, pencilled by Joseph Dodd and inked by Justin Holman, stories like Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Cinderella and Rapunzel were updated in twisted and violent ways. Eventually, Sela discovered she was part of an ancient war against an evil force known as the Dark One to conquer Earth and mystical worlds like Oz.

The artwork in “Grimm Fairy Tales” always leaned towards buxom women and brawny men to begin with, so the swimsuit edition wasn’t too much of a stretch. Zenescope started publishing them in 2010, and made the issues more than just “cheesecake” (a term used for explicit female sexuality in comics) by setting them in thin but still existing stories, like investigating supernatural events at “Coeds Gone Crazy” beach parties. Fairy tales? No, but still “sexy.”

ELEMENTALS SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

“Elementals” was created and written by Bill Willingham in 1984, a dark and violent take on the superhero genre that upended a lot of comic book conventions. In the series, four humans who were killed by earth, air, water and fire were resurrected by the four elements with extraordinary powers. It lasted a long time, running well into the mid-’90s, and had a lot of angst and twists, considering the heroes were basically undead, and one team member quit to join their nemesis, Lord Saker.

“Elementals” has never been shy about showing skin. In fact, it’s one of the few major and critically acclaimed comic books that’s had an official series of erotica comics called “Sex Specials” featuring the main characters. That may be why “Elementals” has only had one swimsuit special in 1996, but they had a lingerie special in 1993, so they’ve had it all covered… or uncovered, as the case may be.

SMALL PRESS SWIMSUIT SPECTACULAR

In 1995, the “Small Press Swimsuit Spectacular” was published by Allied Comics with Bob Elinskas as the project coordinator. Intended as a showcase of independent cartooning, it had a collection of pin-ups with lots of curves. What set this one apart from other swimsuit editions is that at least this one had a good cause behind all the drooling over girls; all proceeds from the sale of the issue went to the American Cancer Association.

The “Spectacular” featured a wide cast from some of the big names of the 1990s small press scene. Artists included Barry Blair of Aircel Comics, who drew a lot of erotica later in his career, and Fred Hembeck, who drew parodies of himself and other characters into his comics, spoofed Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge from Archie. There were also pin-ups from Colleen Doran, Evan Dorkin, Matt Feazell, Brad Foster, Greg Hyland, Terry Moore and Don Simpson. While it was a noble effort, it’s still kind of weird to mix cancer with thongs.

RAZOR SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

In 1992, Everette Hartsoe first published “Razor” #1, with artwork and story by himself and additional art by Daniel Presedo. “Razor” was a series about a young woman named Nicole Mitchell whose father was killed and sister kidnapped, traumatizing her so badly that she ended up in a mental institution. Once released, Mitchell became Razor, an ultra-violent vigilante with blades on her arms seeking revenge for her family. Razor is best known for kickstarting the “bad girl” trend that swept the comic book world in the 1990s, and briefly teaming up with another popular independent comic, the Crow.

In 1995, numerous artists contributed to a “Razor Swimsuit Special.” This is another one of those series that wasn’t afraid to show nudity, so wearing a bikini and thongs almost made the women overdressed. Also, considering how hardcore brutal Razor could be, wearing bikinis wasn’t really her style. Then again, her regular skimpy costume showed she didn’t mind showing skin.

DARKCHYLDE SWIMSUIT ILLUSTRATED

In 1996, Randy Queen created the comic book heroine Ariel Chylde, who could transform into monsters she saw in her nightmares in the form of DarkChylde, defending her town with fire powers and the ability to shapeshift. With artwork and story by Queen, “DarkChylde” became a huge sensation, especially among female fans, and led to a merchandising empire which included a bestselling comic, trading cards, action figures, lunch boxes, action figures and clothing. And of course, a swimsuit special.

With DarkChylde’s curves, she was a natural for a swimsuit special, and she got one in 1998. It kind of makes sense that she would need to get some sun after chasing nightmarish supernatural creatures in the dead of night through the streets of her town, and that tan isn’t going to work on itself. However, seeing DarkChylde with monster claws and wings, and then showing her bent over in revealing poses is a weird combo.

STREET FIGHTER SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

First released in 1987, “Street Fighter” is a groundbreaking fighting game series whose second game, “Street Fighter II: The World Warrior,” introduced a lot of the conventions like multiple playable characters, storylines and grappling moves we associate with the genre. “Street Fighter” has been no stranger to the comic book world as well with the first adaptation in 1993, written by Len Strazewski and drawn by Don Hillsman. However, the comics turned stranger, thanks to the “Street Fighter Swimsuit Special.”

“Street Fighter II” introduced female characters who were as deadly as they were beautiful, which was rare in the video game world at the time. Chun-Li and Cammy have proven massively popular and inarguably become pop culture icons. That’s why it may surprise you that the swimsuit edition didn’t get released until 2016. The comic was heavy on the World Warriors lounging around on the beach, taking a break from their usual schedule of punching and shooting fireballs at each other.

THE BOMB SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

Artist and writer Steve Mannion created a four-issue anthology series “The Bomb” in 2006, featuring outrageous characters in wild stories. “The Bomb” had the chaotic zaniness of “MAD Magazine” with the punk apocalyptic feel of “Tank Girl,” and included the nerdy Nazi zombie hunter Fearless Dawn, and the prehistoric Jungle Chick and the Dinosaur. The series led to a “Fearless Dawn” comic series, and has been a darling of the underground comic scene.

We’re going to focus on 2006’s “The Bomb Swimsuit Special” here, written and drawn by Mannion. Mannion has a great retro artistic style where the women are always tough as nails with a touch of cuteness, so the swimsuit edition was a real treat for fans. Unlike the other series on this list, though, his drawings tend to be more down-to-earth with body parts that respond to gravity and other realistic details. For instance, this had the only swimsuit pin-up in history where the woman had a visible Band-Aid on her face.

WILDSTORM SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

Wildstorm was a hugely successful comic imprint founded by Jim Lee in 1992, named for two of its main titles, “WildC.A.T.S.” and “Stormwatch.” Wildstorm was a powerhouse of superhero comics that expanded into multimedia and merchandising, producing everything from action figures to animated TV shows. Wildstorm became known for the beautiful women hanging out on its pages (particularly in “Gen13”) and was deep in the throes of the 1990s publicity stunt phase, so a swimsuit special was a no-brainer.

The first issue appeared on shelves in 1994, just three years after Wildstorm first launched, and featured lots of characters from the imprint’s pages stripping off their leotards to bathe in the sun. A second issue was produced in 1995, and we probably would have gotten more if the imprint hadn’t begun its decline in 1996. Looking back on Wildstorm’s swimsuit edition, it seems like another attempt to grab onto the coattails of anything that might save the line.

LADY DEATH SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

In 1991, writer Brian Pulio and artist Steven Hughes created “Evil Ernie,” a comic series about an undead psychopath who wanted quite simply to destroy the world. He spent his time throughout the series trying to trigger a nuclear holocaust with an army of zombies, all for the love of one woman: Lady Death. Lady Death promised to love him forever in exchange for killing everyone, which drove his murderous rampages, but her curvaceous body was pure eye candy, which in the ’90s meant a swimsuit special was on its way.

With her distinctive white skin, voluminous flowing hair, voluptuous body and skull-themed outfit, Lady Death remains one of the most popular “bad girl” characters of the 1990s. What’s weird is that she’s technically a goddess of the dead who you wouldn’t think would spend her time lounging around in seductive poses. There’s also the fact that she already wears a bikini as her costume, so every issue of her is technically a swimsuit issue.

ROBOTECH SWIMSUIT SPECTACULAR

In 1985, the mech anime “Robotech” began airing in the United States. Set in a future where Earth reverse-engineered alien technology to fight an alien invasion, “The Macross Saga” brought a world of giant mechanical robots to US screens and captured viewers’ imagination. The series has continued in various sequels and spin-offs for decades, moving to the world of comics in 1984 with DC’s “Robotech Defenders,” and other comic adaptations quickly followed.

The one we’re concerned with is the “Robotech II: The Sentinels Swimsuit Spectacular,” published in 1992 by Eternity Comics, based on their long-running series “Robotech II: The Sentinels.” With art by John Waltrip, Jason Waltrip and Paul Mounts, the comic book had no plot, choosing to go with scantily-dressed characters from the series. Life in the world of Robotech was hard, with characters facing death on a daily basis, so it’s kind of weird to go from the heat of battle to lounging around for photo shoots.

MARVEL SWIMSUIT SPECIALS

With all those muscles and toned bodies in the Marvel Universe, there are a lot of characters for fans to drool over, so it makes sense that readers would jump at the chance for a swimsuit issue, which Marvel delivered in 1991 with “Marvel Illustrated: The Swimsuit Issue” and kept up for five years. Whenever anyone criticizes the swimsuit edition craze of the 1990s, the Marvel Swimsuit issues are usually right where they go. Marvel Comics has done a lot of crazy stunts throughout its history, but the swimsuit issues continue to live in infamy.

Part of the reason Marvel gets mocked is that they insisted on giving equal coverage to men, which is not what the intended audience (straight males) expected or wanted to see when they opened the cover. It’s just so surreal to see characters like the Punisher wearing a skull-shaped thong. Marvel also didn’t take it too seriously. One issue included Ghost Rider, who was nothing but a flaming skeleton lounging on the beach. That’s an image you’ll never get out of your head.

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