whenever i wear my glasses im always so surprised like woahh just unlocked premium vision why is everything so clear
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I feel like tfp or any version of megatron deserves a moody and violent teenage human daughter that simultaneously annoys and terrifies him in a silly way. "what do you mean you stabbed starscreams toe?? why?? what is a toe?? why does he have toe??" "you have autobot pets to manipulate and spy on at the human government's puny excuse for an education facility, get out of berth this instant or your grounded!"
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in my crafts era i made this bitch for a friend and i bought pretty baby blue beads and im making another flower necklace with those (other kinds of flowers) for a different friend this is so much fun
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fearne: i will confront him but i need his fey dragon
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Work story of the day: Had a lost dog + 2 year old child running around the hotel this morning and after 30 min of being like “Who tf do you belong to” I finally got ahold of mom via cell, and she’s 38 weeks pregnant and had left to get some coffee + entrusted the care of her son & dog to her husband who literally did not notice that all of his wards were missing. Anyways if she kills him I’ll help her get away with it
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Absolutely fuck Ghostbusters Frozen Empire for being such a bad film but containing such a good sapphic plotline because it's literally been living in my head rent free since I saw the film and that's horrendously confusing because I DIDNT ENJOY THE FILM ITSELF BUT JUST THE LESBIANS THE STAR CROSSED LOVER-NESS OF IT ALL JUST AUGH
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i know nobody is online rn to read this but ;-; i gotta get it off my chest i love ken so much he means everything to me he's making me so happy and i've needed him so so so bad. he's brought me comfort when my ptsd has been so fucking unbearable and every time i'm having a crying fit over losing my tf f/os or every time i'm having a flashback i ALWAYS immediately IMMEDIATELY think about him rushing to my side, holding me and saying "hey hey it's okay, i'm here, i'm right here" and it's such a relief because i haven't been able to genuinely wholeheartedly believe any character would be willing to do that for me the entire time i've been struggling this year.
i've never gone so long without comfort from f/os, much less being triggered by the ones who used to comfort me the most. so to have barbie and ken right now is like the biggest wave of relief every single day when i wake up and the hyperfixation is still there. sometimes i will literally close my eyes and sigh in relief when i hear a song and my first thought is sebastian or ken or six or... whomever. i love being in love again. i NEED this. i love waking up and my first thought isn't my trauma most of the time now, it's ken. or it's six. or it's barbie. or it's harley. or it's officer k. or it's... yeah you get it. i needed these characters so fucking badly. every time i see a gifset and get excited over it, i feel a rush of gratitude bc self shipping has always been the glue holding me together. it doesn't feel as intense or strong as the SB musical or TF used to make me feel but i am not picky. not at all. i will take anything and i'm praying this lasts for at LEAST another few weeks please
i may not be at a sense of peace right now and i dont know when i ever will be, it could be years, but im so. so. so. so so so thankful to have these characters right now when i've needed someone so badly for so long. i hope ken knows how much i love him ;-; i hope barbie knows how much she has helped me, has saved me from one of my major triggers and has helped me to love and feel safe around the color pink again. i wish they could see me when i'm not so broken but i'm glad they're here even when i'm at my worst, i'm glad they still love me even when they deserve to see me in a much better light
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pssst if you see my art on redbubble or something its not me btw
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JERMA WENT TO TARGET ?????? JERMA BOUGHT A FUXKING OFFICE CHAIR AT TARGET ????????
edit ITS A NURSING CHAIR ERM
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