unsolved mysteries of the universe:
what came first, the chicken or the dickhead?
where the hell did alex put my chair?
why’d you only call me when you’re high?
who the fuck are arctic monkeys?
who’s that girl there?
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“Well-spoken girls in stilettos aren't something to fear.”
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I'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck...
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You don't know what sadness feels like if you can't relate to Despair In The Departure Lounge
(my wtfaam CD came today!!!)
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I use apple music and all of the sudden I've really wanted to listen to "Who the F**k are Arctic Monkeys" BUT THE SONG IS GONE??? THE WHOLE ALBUM IS??? LIKE THERES NO THE VIEW FROM THE AFTERNOON (thats fine its one wpsiatwin) AND NO OTHERS!!! WHERE DID YOU GO??? (I just thought of fluorescent adolescent)
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Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys? - Arctic Monkeys
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can someone please tell me why this wasn't an instrumental interlude in the album that seamlessly flows straight into four out of five?
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hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems like a lot of people still don't know this. ashley reese, who met alex at that pool party and interviewed him like a year ago is treated by the fandom like she's some kind of angel and is very much loved (even though she did nothing special?) when she's... well, I'll let you decide.
she thinks miles is such a bad person that he shouldn't be allowed to have a dog (x)
she very much enjoys him getting a really bad review (x)
she's glad about him not joining am for 505 (x)
she calls out am fans who still like alex and alexa, even though she's the exact same ("when she gets comments like this all the time" girl, you're the one writing similar shit. she has other posts discussing alexa and alex, but they're old, like the ones from the last screenshot) (x, x, x, x, x)
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You know what's absolutely fucking wild to me? The fact that Alex Turner/Arctic Monkeys/The Last Shadow Puppets are allegedly banned from Coachella because of the time Alex kissed Miles on stage, but The 1975 isn't. Matty Healy/The 1975 are banned from two whole countries and facing legal charges in one for being pro-LGBT+, but not from one homophobic American festival, and Alex Turner, who I've never seen say two fucking words about politics is.
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“To hold you by the hand, must be first be in demand.”
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The struggle of deciding if your character playlist should be
A; the kind of playlist said character would have, featuring songs/genres/bands they’d personally enjoy.
B; the playlist consists of songs fitting to the characters archtype/backstory/struggles/relationships regardless if they’d personally like the song.
Brought to you by MotherMother in my Thomas Hewitt playlist when he’d probably prefer Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers.
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shelf reveal. kinda (literally just my vinyls + bigger kpop albums). i officially own a copy of every am album 🥸‼️
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I personally believe that Favourite Worst Nightmare is the peak of angsty nostalgic English teenage adolescence
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