#why’d you only call me when you’re high

[thesound1989]

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High?

[creelby]

unsolved mysteries of the universe:

what came first, the chicken or the dickhead?

where the hell did alex put my chair?

why’d you only call me when you’re high?

who the fuck are arctic monkeys?

who’s that girl there?

[flowersforfrancis]

[lightning-on-water]

please tell me i’m not the only one who immediately noticed this similarity 😭

[certifiedcinnamongirl]

No thoughts just the Arctic Monkeys mirrorball

[blondedollette]

[l0n3ly-butt3rfly]

found this in the drafts. 14 year old me was something…

(my photo)

[cyanide-sodapop]

“ now it’s three in the morning

and i’m tryna change your mind

left you multiple missed calls and to my message you reply ”

maybe it’s so fun to sing because alliteration???

[dailyamlyrics]

“And I can’t see you here, wonderin’ where am I. It sort of feels like I’m running out of time. I haven’t found all I was hoping to find.”

[randomlyexisting]

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High❓

Aemond ‘one-eye’ Targaryen x Jacaerys ‘Jace’ Velaryon

Modern au : Inspired by the song of Arctic Monkeys.🔝

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Aemond is only trying to get by college. By smoking weed with his friend and taking out his frustrations.

Except, one problem, when Aemond is high, he always seeks out his sweet,sweet,sweet boy.

Jace felt special at first, Now he’s just wants Aemond to stop bothering him. Yet when he comes knocking, Jace always opens the door.

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“What do you want?” Aemond doesn’t bother even looking at him.He’ll get distracted.Or worse, be nice to Jace.”Make it quick, I don’t have time for a lovely chat.” He says sarcastically.

“You know what Aemond,”Jace squared his shoulders and tilted his head higher to look at his eye,”Fuck you.” He spats. It only makes Jace angrier when Aemond looks unaffected.

“I’m not letting you use me anymore.The next time you decide to light up a blunt, think twice before you do.”

“Did the strong boy finally grew a pair.” Aemond taunts. Immediately he regrets it. And not because Aemond hates the sad look in his nephew eyes, he tells himself Its because he’s not in the mood right now. He had places to be, people to see. This is not the moment he wants to deal with all this, where everyone can hear.He can’t be around Jace alone, or sober.

Too vulnerable.

Hopefully Jace will get the idea and step aside. But his nephew had different plans.

“I wonder. What would everyone think about Aemond ‘the one-eye’ fun and badass Targaryen when is sober bullies his bastard nephew but when he’s high and drunk, he calls him baby and crawls into the ‘pathetic untouchable virgin’ bed of his.”Throwing the same cruel words that left out of Aemond lips. Jace voice dripped of venom like a snake. And it just poisoned its victim. Aemond didn’t know what to do, remind the brat who he was speaking to or get on his knees.

Maybe Jace is being ungrateful brat that Aemond spoiled and is now acting up. Or maybe Jace is just tired of his bullshit. Maybe both. That just made him want to get high and get drunk off of Jacaerys soft body.

[xeorio]

Why’d you only call me when you’re high?

[inolongerhavealilacname]

Arctic Monkeys 🫠

[lonelypersonhere]

I have at least three arctic monkeys songs stuck in my head right now and it’s driving me bananas

[crying-on-the-six]

WYOCMWYH?

[bellaramseysgirlfriend]

Why’d you only call me when you’re high?