#who wouldve seen it coming!

[chardamnation]

Obligatory intro post

This is inspired by the urfaveisinhell blog! This is, in no way, copying the original!

Heyo! I'm Alison, the (only (might regret this soon.)) owner for this blog! I take a lot of requests, as I'm ironically enough TERRIBLY multi-fandom, as long as you give me a name and a source!

If you want to submit an OC, go right ahead! All you need is a transparent PNG of them! :-)

If I can't find anything transparent, I'll use something stupid as a substitute or just make my own image X_X

the main tags i'll be using are #character damnation for gimmick posts and #characters spared for non-gimmick posts!

Obligatory DNI, I think

Pretty much anything problematic. Coffin of Andy and LeyLey, OKEGOM, Mogeko (?) Castle, all of that stuff.

As much as the characters deserve it, this is not a safe space for your goonery.

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[morihaus]

the problem with being interested in the song of pelinal and alessian lore is that so much fan stuff about pelinal is just utter dogshit bc it folds really neatly into the "uncomfortably enthusiastic about killing elves" type of elder scrolls fan. no i dont actually think the ayleids were a single congruous society who all enjoyed torturing humans for sport and eating babies. i think there were esoteric magelords in positions of power who were the main driving force of cruelty in their societies but that alone does not justify the indiscriminate genocidal violence of this guy who was explicitly stated in a text that by and large praises him to be so awful that the gods were considering abandoning humanity

[puppyeared]

Atla live action 😐

[nomairuins]

i like overthink everything now it makes me feel so dumb. i used 2 be able to just talk 2 ppl but nowadays every single thing im like Is that actually going to make them hate me. Yes probably. and then i just dont respond which makes ppl hate me. this is how it is

[queenerdloser]

lol i applied to live in the remodeled church

[unloneliest]

the problem of the matter is i did internalize so much of what ex friend believed about me. even though i knew he was wrong and knew what was happening and tried to stop it and if i took more action to stop it would have been abusing power i held in a way i couldn't live with myself for.

[todayisafridaynight]

Hey so Snap this is going to be so fucking weird, but honestly don’t care. So I was watching a clip of Drag Race Philippines and it was the make over episode and I think they were making over family members and this father was all about getting into drag. So, I just wanted to tell you never forget how much of a lovely loving kind and caring father you have, who loves you and protects you and makes you feel heard. That’s all.

i'd have to die before i forget how great my dad is thank you for the opportunity to brag about him again anon

[bibridlizzie]

Absolutely ridiculous that we didn't see Hope Mikaelson didn't kiss a girl ONCE. Like not even in her no humanity arc. Like unbelievable.

[interrorbang]

i hope he knows i will never recover from this

[coyoxxtl]

still thinking abt yesterday when quannah chasinghorse came into my dispensary and i sold her weed. she was v nice and complimented my bridge piercing.

[mechanomorphic]

hope ppl having fun w the stream but my ass Cannot Hear Them so im tapping out. gn !

[cubedmango]

Like they were so sick and twisted??? And the way adachi said that it was too sappy but he himself also had such a goofily delighted smile plastered onto his face the whole time like you are JUST as bad sir… and omg yeah I would have eaten my arm for more adachi initiated hand holds but that one where he did it at the end of the movie and laced their fingers together so seamlessly? I swear maybe it was a good thing I was unable to watch it in a cinema cause I would have gotten kicked out for excessive sobbing I was Ruined

really funny just how whipped adachi already is even when theyve Barely started dating like hey remember when u used to roll ur eyes at kurosawa and think hes the epitome of coolness on planet earth. remember that. remember when u kept running from him for 2 weeks . Remember

AND MOOD this goes for basically the entire movie but esp their handholding at the end if i saw that in an actual theatre i would Not have stopped crying . and then i wouldve gone back 10 times to do it again

[chickentunasalad566]

what is it w men on tiktok and getting turned on by women crying? It's literally an epidemic at this point

[masterkeynobi]

thinking about andrew kane's "how to be a dog" today and throwing up and throwing up and throwing up and th

[text ID:

How to Be a Dog

If you want to be a dog, first you must learn to wait. You must wait all day until somebody returns, and if somebody returns late, you must learn to wait until then. Then you must learn to speak in one of the voices available to you, high and light or mellow thick and low or middle-range and terse. Whichever voice you learn to speak, you will meet somebody who does not like you because of it, they will be wary or annoyed or you will remind them of something or someone else. Once you have learned to speak you must learn not to speak unless you absolutely must, or to speak as much as you feel you must regardless of how many times you are told to stop, or hit, or placed behind a door—this will depend on what kind of a dog you want to be. And indeed there are many kinds. It may not feel as though you get to choose, and that too is a kind of dog. Next you must learn to relinquish all control over everything you might wish to control. You must learn to prefer to be led about by the neck on a piece of string, or staked to a neglected lawn by a length of chain. You must learn, once you have sampled the freedom of a life without a chain, that it is better to return and be chained again. Or you may learn that it is not—a fugitive is also a kind of dog. Of course you must learn to love, to love always and love entirely and to be wounded by nothing so much as the violence of your own love. You must learn to be confused but never disappointed by a deficiency of love. You must give up your children and not know why. You must lose yourself wholly in activity; you must never feel an itch that you do not scratch. You must learn how to wait at the foot of the bed and hope, silently, that somebody is drunk enough or lonely enough to invite you up, and you must learn not to show your excitement too much or overplay your hand. If you want to be a dog, you must learn to believe that you are not in fact a dog at all.

/end ID]

[dbphantom]

I figured it out

You haven't done shit

I figured it out