#why is this so difficult

[foolishlovers]

i have written three chapters for my good omens secret santa tumblr human au and i know it would be best to post them soon since the whole story is set in december and it would probably be nice for people to read it throughout the month but… just thinking about actually posting a chapter is making me so anxious ngl

[respectthepetty]

So, I saw your post about the JoongDunk, PondPhuwin, ForceBook ultimate gym bros bl. And I had a very important question.

If, hypothetically, gmmtv were to actually make this a thing. What would you want their color coding to be like? Even, how would you want their color coding to change as the fall in love?

Feel free to be as specific or generic as you like! I'm just very curious about the idea 👀

I have eighty million things to do, Anon, yet here I am, excited to answer this question, immediately! *pushes all my responsibilities to the side* There are no pictures because I'm being wild today and doing this from my WORK COMPUTER!

First, the premise of my Gym Bros BL, tentatively called

Flex Appeal

*I'm using the actors' names, but this is about their characters, not them. Force owns a gym. He has trainers Dunk, Joong, and Pond. Book and Phuwin work together at a food marketing company, so they eat a lot of snacks throughout the day. Phuwin wants to start working out and drags Book along. Dunk and Joong are super competitive, but it's all really them flirting with each other. Pond instantly likes Phuwin, but Phuwin thinks he is nothing but a meathead until he realizes Pond is super smart and kind. Book likes Force and starts bringing him tasty treats from the office during the workout sessions since he notices Force never leaves to eat properly. We could have cameos from other people who workout or companies trying to market their food. We could have Force trying to keep his business open, and Book helping him with marketing. WE COULD HAVE GYM QUEERS!

Now for the colors:

Dunk and Joong - Red Rascal and Green Guy. Dunk has the Red Rascal look aka beautiful. His character would always be up to some tomfoolery, and Joong as the chill Green Guy would always be down to join in on the shenanigans. I call them my troublesome tykes for a reason, and I think their natural personalities would easily lead to characters who are the matchmakers of the group too. Like constantly setting up situations for the other pairs to fall in love while unknowingly falling in love themselves.

Pond and Phuwin - Pond is a Blue Boy in this imagined series. He falls quickly for Phuwin and is devoted to winning him over. He is good with his hands and very intelligent when it comes to building, like say for props for an ad that Phuwin needs help with. Phuwin on the other hand is a Yellow/Orange Oddity. He is creative and works in the visuals area of the marketing department. He likes to talk and Pond likes to listen even if Pond doesn't understand it all. He wears glasses.

Force and Book - Give them the dark versus light dynamic. Force is a Brooding Boy, in black most of the time because his life has been rough, which is easy since it'll be black tanks, black shorts, black car. Yum. Then, Book is the Happy Human in his cream and white cardigans with khaki pants or some basic boy attire. Force will teach Book to take risks, and Book will open Force's heart!

Cameos:

Mix works at the company with Book and Phuwin, but he is a higher-up who we see three times. He mentions his boyfriend goes to this gym nearby, which gives the boys the idea to try it out.

Earth is the boyfriend who shows up occasionally at the gym. He never speaks. I just need to see his back tattoos.

Fourth and Gemini can play baby interns at the company who just randomly pop in with the wrong orders of coffee and the wrong mail for people.

Neo is an asshole from another rival gym who is a meathead and Phuwin's ex (see what I did there people who have been around since Neo x Phuwin?).

Louis works in the IT department, and we see him exactly once when Phuwin has to go ask for help with his work computer, and Louis notices an old picture of Phuwin with Neo on it.

Papang is the guy constantly getting hit on at the gym. It's a running joke throughout the show, but in the second-to-last episode, his HUSBAND shows up to drop off his phone since he left it at home, and it's revealed to be Mark, who appeared earlier in the season as an up-and-coming baker who the company is trying to woo, which is why Papang works out all the time since he loves his man's baked goods. Neither wears the ring because rings should not be worn when working out or baking.

Book convinces Mark to come out with a line of healthy after-workout snacks, Force is used as the model, and his gym sees a rise in customers since his gym is the only place to get these snacks, and EVERYONE WINS!

I have spent a lot of time thinking about my gym bros bl. I need it like I need air. These men are too built to let it go to waste. Film them in a gym. Just let the camera roll and half of the footage would be just them bs-ing with each other. It's a win-win for everyone involved including the audience.

[starlessskys-artblog]

First few seconds of my wittabros animatic

[astralcurses]

no guarantees ill go with whatever the poll ends up saying but i currently am not set on an idea so i wanna see what yall think

[msrubygrunch]

that feeling when you're waiting for god to give you a boyfriend but the only people who've told you they liked you were women:

[someforeignband]

smut writers: how do you do it ! this shit is hard (not like that)

[aaandbackstabbed]

You know that feeling where you have never ever ever been able to draw people not to save your life especially not faces but you get really into a fandom and you really want to contribute to the beautiful fan art of your favourite character (which there isn’t much of as it’s a small fandoms even worse she’s a lesser character) so you then decide “oh I’ll just try myself.”

And then crashing realisation that there’s a reason you haven’t tried before and maybe I should just stick to my lane.

But it’s too late now so here I am spending years of my life trying find references pictures because I cannot draw without one unless I want Goldie to look like she snuck on to earth.

And I’m this close to giving and probably would have if not for my overwhelmingly stubborn nature

I must continue. Failure is not an option.

No? Just me?

Send help *holding back tears*

[snug-gyu]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

sleeping/napping

getting mail

my pets

snacks

sunset skies

[cithaerons]

can i send a book appointment request with “female practitioner please” in the “notes” section or is that weird sjksjksjskjsjsk

[scrabble-scribbles]

Anyone else had the not interested in sex, to asexual to demisexual to sex repulsed to aroace to questioning everything to asexual smut writer to really-scary-in-a-good-way rabbit hole of bdsm to huh maybe sex but wait no to what’s a stone top to what’s sex actually mean to huh? Because. I am confused and also just what the fuck why do I want to tie someone up but the thought of anyone touching me is enough to vomit?

Anyway is this anyone else or am I just having Strugglz™️

[yipyap-county]

therian diary entry #36353667

for the millionth time, im reconsidering theriotypes. heres what ive found (even though it’s scientifically proven nobody cares about my drabbly nonsense)

constant cat shifts, considering cladotherian for felines. heavy paws, tail, and teeth phantom shifts!

definitely a hybrid between wolf/fox/coyote. coywolf?? wolfdog?? fuck if i know.

i dont think im shapeshifterkin really.

thanks for coming to my tedtalk!

[stevethehairington]

if i never had to use amtrak again that would be the best day ever

[transcarcinization]

i will not fail e&m if it kills me i have passed classes where i have no fucking idea what’s going on before and i will DO IT AGAIN

[oceans-swim]

shoutout to scholarship applications. i hate you

[etchif]

i can not draw boots jesus christ

[theartofthelex]

I’m probably old