#why'd i do that

[beewasdeleted]

*falls through ur ceiling, holding grenade launcher* *launches glitter bomb grenades at ur family* No one is safe now.

=)

Oh dear lord, why'd I give you that fucking grenade launcher-

[wretchedbirdthing]

beats yukari once and ran twice before finally getting a 1cc

[thewanderer-000]

"Home is wherever I'm with you"(18+ Minors DNI)

Penelope kept looking atJacob as her last breath was coming, she smiled at her only love knowing their life was so good.

Warning: violence, implied seggual activities and maybe not implied, language

Spent a year and half getting accepted into his better halfs family was an incredible experience, it had been a long time since Jacob had that. Penelope by his side encouraging him, a new experience of being a father of four boys, so new, but his three oldest took care of the little boy along with the happy grandparents. Penelope and Jacob were almost tempted to try for a fifth child as "bear boy" constantly took off with his newly acquainted family. But with all the free time he just wanted to enjoy time away, at least for a time. A fortified military base that helped it alliances, gained control of every Scavengers haunt. Jacob liked that bit of routine but preferred being with Penelope, the boys and his in laws. And his brothers they arrived a few months after their small group made it to California.

"Jacob? I think I'm going to stay, after everything that happened with the Scavengers and Ethan, I can't continue being there. For now, I know you can see it and you understand, John won't take it easy but I know if you talk to him. Maybe he won't be mad at me" Joseph said hopefully even though he knew I wouldn't say no to that, I knew who he'd vent to after, Deputy Haig. I seen them paling around, and heard him trying to learn sign language from her. They laugh and John talks as he signs, I wonder if they were closer when no one was around to see them. I go ahead and talk with John about Joseph with Haig there, she seemed sad but they pulled it together.

"That conversation went well, I talked to John and Lyric Haig. It went good, at the end they both had to talk amongst themselves, I hope they get together already, they take care of each other. It's cute" I said feeling Pen crawl across the bed to come massage my shoulders before bed.

"Aw, see! She's like the best and he and she moon over each other. I can't wait to bring more to Hope and everyone at Prosperity, the train is going to be ready in a day or two" her hands felt good as they kneaded away the stiffness that was in my shoulders, especially my right. Then her hands found their way to my belly to tickle, I get up and move away.

"Uh, and anymore of that will warrant a reprimand darlin', grabbing the dad bod is one thing but tickling. No" Penelope tried grabbing at me but I get to tickling her back but I give as look at her and hold her on our bed. She hummed as I held her close to me, I kissed the top of her head ready to fall asleep, ready for our departure from California to Montana.

"Mm dad bod, haha. You have great body my love, and besides I have a mom bod" I almost choke on my laughter at the mom bod comment, I didn't see it. And where was my great bod, these guys at the base made me feel pudgy and old sometimes. I seen them checking out Pen, not like I haven't seen people eye ball me but my priorities were Pen and our family.

"Ah, bullshit. You grabbed a lot of my pudge, and don't think I haven't noticed how the men look at you when they think I'm not looking. And-" she laughed and batted her eyes marveling at me like I was amusing, like she always does when I start on her. It drove me crazy but she had a way of making me forget what else to say, her hands roamed where they could, her legs. And her legs. They rubbed against me teasingly, I mount on Penelope to listen to her, closely.

"And they aren't you, you hardly have a dad bod, and I want you all of you. Obviously, we got a son, and people's gawking and comments aren't what I care 'bout. But if my mother mentions how cute your butt is again, I'll throw down" I chuckle as I kiss Penelopes neck, Pen laughed I don't know if it was because of me or what. But I kept going my wife and I were going to enjoy our bedroom one last time.

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"Morning beautiful, I think we should be getting up now" Jacob said still cozied up to me, I push back into his body feeling more of his warmth. I wasn't ready to leave our bed yet, he laughed, Jake touched and just stayed there. A kiss here, another few there, roaming hands glide as he moved closer as close as can be.

"It's too early and I'm naked" I murmur happily with his mouth fully on me but then he moves over me after I mentioned my nudity. Jake continued to kiss here and there, trying to wake me up more with smooth moves.

"It seems we both are naked, and you always look more beautiful naked like this" I smile, this man would keep me naked if he could, I opened my eyes a little bit to see his happy eyes before he planted more kisses on me. Then a quick little thuds came to our bedroom door, Jacob and I quickly get up and pulled on our night clothes just as the door handle jiggle. We sigh, I was glad Jacob remembered to lock the door, definitely couldn't explain all the marks Jacob left this time. Our boy growled in frustration then knocked loud enough for us to hear. And yelled even louder.

"MOM! DAD! I'll shower first, see you in 20!" a bossy little voice yelled from the other side, we smiled at each other, then Jacob looked at the nightgown and made a sad face. I pat his chest as I make way to the master bathroom, Jacob patted my butt, I shake my head.

"Your son is bossy you know that" I say putting on a bathrobe before making it to the bathroom. He cackled.

"He dudn't get that from me, that's all you baby" Jacob chortle loudly I rolled my eyes at that insinuation, so I whistle then flash him and drop my nightgown back down. He smiled and proceeded to follow me into the bathroom with a wolfish grin on his mouth.

"Our boy may have said 20, but knowing him he'll be out in an hour" Jacob said with devious undertone to his voice and his hands groped, we went another two rounds then washed up before getting breakfast started. The day was started with time well spent, Jacob and I loved mornings like that. And long ride through mountains and desert.

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"Jacob, I love you" Penelope says while pressing herself into me, her arms tight around me as mine were 'round her. The train rode sound through wilderness.

"And I love you, Penelope, and our family. I'll be happy to show our boys Hope County. Bear boy is excited to take them everywhere" she looked at me moon eyed that we're finally going home, I couldn't wait to go to our spot. Then the train started to slow down. We get over to our conductor to find out why we're stopping.

"Why are we stopping, what's going on?" Me and Penelope ask as soon as we see the guy.

"Corporal Stewart said someone radioed in about dynamite explosive rigged on the bridge, said they wanted to give a warm surprise to those heading back to Hope-, those damned idiot Scavengers are waiting for us to set off the trap on the bridge. Stewart is talking it over with your boys" conductor Harris said before cleaning up his area. We leave him to it then head to our boys, knowing the littlest one would be listening in. Our little boy was relentless, but we leave him with the others and trek on foot to our scouts a ways away. It was long way, we felt eyes on us the whole way, but nothing happened and we took time to disarm the explosive charges.

"They disarmed the explosives, we'll get them now. Big Dermot has arrived and ready to get these "problems" out of our way" I wasn't going to let that happen, I was hoping Penelope didn't hear all that but she did and she began readying her weaponry.

"OK, archers and sharp shooters get on them vantage points" Penelope says as some of our sharp shooters took out the Scavenger sharp shooters. I stand getting my stuff ready as we find a good place to hold our own. We waited for an hour and a half then on cue the Scavengers start to fire on us. We were already in their head Big Dermot began barking orders but we heard it too.

"Fucking! Are you kidding me. Fuckit! Go all out, you all are fucking useless. No wonder the twins lost out to these cultist hill freak fucks. Find their leaders and I'll make mince meat of them. Now!" Penelope quickly ducked back to me as I had her covered, she was getting her combat armor on over the cavalry armor. And like that one of our boys had our cover as Penelope hand me mine as she cover us on her vantage.

"Alpha, they're by the makeshift vantage point gearing up, I think our tech shielding went out." Big D just growled but he wouldn't far, we pushed one of our oldest away knowing what was to come. This Big Dermot was one of many little figures that stood in the way but many of them didn't last. Self treachery was their down fall or one of many rivals took them out. Soon we'd be their down fall.

"Penelope, you ready babe?" I ask then like that it was a hard hit, the makeshift vantage point was blown away, along with me and my wife. I'm unconscious but beginning to find I'm fine for the most part, that basturd got us. My ears are ringing and my vision is distorted, I'm looking but I can't see my wife.

"Penelope!? Pen-!? Where'd- where are yo-?" Then I find one of her weapons by me and I hear clashing of metal and fighting out of the gunfire. I go to her, if I know my wife she's fighting that shit ass over yonder. I quickly pushed through some brush and see her holding her own, dirty, bloodied, and pissed off with tear stricken face.

"Whoa, still looking beautiful kicking ass-" then I get shot. Luckily, I was covered but I turn and gun down my assailant, and I hear something I wish I hadn't. Penelope gasp and then a crash and thud, I turn back and see her on the ground by a tree. I see red as I charge the basturd with my wife's axe, it grazed his leg only enough to cut through some muscle, possibly tendons. Then I see my spear and grab it.

"Still alive and are you the better one of you two" I wanted to roll my eyes but I was seething at what he did to my dearest heart, I look at her and see some movement and feel better.

"You'll pay for what-" he chuckled at me and stood there fixing his weapon into a scythe and to that I rolled my eyes. He charged at me, that I wasn't expecting, I block and get his shoulder with my spear and directed him away from Penelope.

"You know what? You and that little bitch wife of yours are the ones that will pay. If I had known that my explosive charges were in that shit house I would have just got you two" I chuckle at him, either way this man was a walking, talking corpse. Either by us or his own.

"But you were stupid, I get it" he huffed and struck but nothing my armor was thick and only created sparks. I cut into his side with Penelopes axe, it was satisfying to hear him wail out at that. That pissed him off, he struck over and over then my spear broke but so did his scythe staff.

"Just die you old basturd, I promise to make that pretty wife of yours my little chamber maid instead of teaching her a harsh lesson like I'll do you and those sons of yours" I let the scythe go and he misses dropping it but I plunge the rest the blade and broken wood into Dermot. Spear head in his armpit, broken wood in his shoulder toward his neck. I couldn't see but he had a hidden blade.

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The smarmy shit was going to take a stab at my heart. I wasn't going to let that happen, I had managed to sneak up on him but this is where I get wreckless. I quickly stepped up behind him but he heard me and like that turns in time to run his machete in through my broken armor. But not before I use my hidden axe to lop off his fucking stupid head from his shoulders. I stand and see Jacob, face filled with joy then his eyes stare at the blade lodged in my side. He quickly steady me but I didn't want to die by the basturd I killed. I do my best to lead us by that tree I was thrown against. Jacob panted as he got me to rest in his lap, but as I look at him I knew I wasn't going to make it. I just think of home, a day that me, Jacob, the boys and my parents spending time together in Hope.

"Jacob, I love you. If I had found you-" Jacob shush me by kissing my face and mouth, his tears drop on my face.

"I know darling, I know. I would have loved to have been with you, sooner, and love you longer. I love you" Jacob crying was the worst heartbreak right now, his hands held me and caressed my face. My hands felt him before they went totally numb and-.

"Jacob. I'm glad we got to love each other, and that we had a baby from it. And we got to have a little family time.. tell our boys I love them, hug our littlest extra tight for me.." I choke up at the last bit, I could feel it, it was getting colder. I hated that gun fire was still happening a bit, I'm feeling weaker, feeling cold, the pain dispersed a little more. I could only accept it and know that I'm scared for a moment but the pain will be gone and maybe my brain will hallucinate something beautiful, at least I have Jacob.

Penelope kept looking at Jacob as her last breath was coming, she smiled at her only love knowing their life was so good.

It grew darker and the pain was non existent and all she knew was the man she loved, their life in the bunker, their family, and love of life.

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"Penelope, baby, I love you. I won't ever stop loving you" I said looking at Penelope holding her so close, she kissed me one last time breathing each other one more time. And with that I did, once the life left, her arm fell down from my shoulder. I look down at her face, a small smile left, I tried rousing her hoping that this wasn't it but it was. Soon footsteps ran to us, voices going but I couldn't bring myself to look anywhere but her face, wouldn't be happy unless she spoke. Even in my blurred vision she's so beautiful, and yet she was cool to the touch, I felt cold but I didn't want to acknowledge why, I knew what was there. Then they kneeled to me, I only held her close, I look away ready to fight, ready to go fearl for my lovely Penelope, my wife.

"Dad? Dad, is she? Is mom really gone?" my anger was replaced with grief seeing our boys with their souls crushed as I was gripping Penelope close to me. I just nodded yes, I couldn't believe it, it was reality though.

"Yes, she is gone" my voice cracked on the last word, we sat till the others came to find out where we were as we sat huddled to Penelope.

We put her in a temporary coffin and when we reached Hope County we buried her, I settled the boys and it felt odd without Penelope. But I swore I could feel her sleeping by me some nights and her little singing as she did things in the other room. I guess she isn't really gone, like her mom said spirits usually still come around and with how much I loved her she'll never truly be gone. Some days I feel and see Penelope hug and kiss sometimes.

(Note: this isn't in order also it's the end of my Penelope Thompson and Jacob Seed FC5/FCND fanfic series but any other of my Penelope Thompson and Jacob Seed AU's will be written. Because who doesn't like little fun/cute/romantic/soft/warm/sassy/chaotic/strong/holiday/time piece/themed/crossover AU stories? Everyone does, if not this maybe other fandoms)

[cat--boy]

i hate every single part about crying/almost ceying in front of people but the absolute WORST is that afterwards any acts of kindness they show just make me think they're pitying me and see me as weaker now

[somelazyassartist]

Every time I go to look up Edward and Lydia I am forcefully reminded of that one time I had a level catastrophic autism moment in which I sat there on the floor of my living room for literal hours relistening to/reading through the transcripts of every single episode the two of them were in and writing down with episode and brief description sources from the text for every difference between Edward and Lydia's personalities. It haunts me every time I try to look through the tag

[causeimanartist]

They live in my head rent free

[lemonadeslice]

oh the armor atreus made himself has red stitching meant to mimic his father’s tattoos? voice cracking that’s kinda cool i guess

[choiliner]

SOOBIN | #VisualFocus (CUTE Ver.)

[royalarchivist]

Pac: This is my secret base. And this is Pequito!

Fit: Pequito! *Immediately starts cooing over Pequito*

Pac: [Laughs]

Fit: Sorry, sorry.

Pac: No no, that's good! He likes you, you know, he likes you.

[bdoubleowo]

That's why we call ourselves Trafficblr right

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

trent locking his keys in his car really was so funny though bc like. there was no reason for the writers to do that to him. it didn't do anything for the plot. no one else saw this onscreen. they just said "oh, and btw, here's your gay little loser locking his keys out of his car after making finger guns at his crush" and you know what? they were correct for that

[evilfarmin]

two bagel

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[milkbreadtoast]

doodled Stayn from living with magicians webtoon... I like him :) (just felt like drawing random webtoon characters fsr lmao)

[clogginbloggingoggin]

walton goggins as boyd crowder (justified, 2012).

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[cairafea]

sissel ghosttrick, one of the game protagonists of all time