#wild ass anons

[bottomcyclonus]

My sister is a total cunt and around when we were kids, 12 (her) and 15 (me), she became a really big fan of that Jesus guy, but in a ‘if you wear lipstick that’s TOO red you’re clearly a whore who is doing naughty things with the devil’ and ‘all “dark” animals like black cats, snakes, rats, spiders, and bats were sent by the devil himself”. W e had an older home, and the way it was set up is that one of our vents had a chute that went over the porch, and you could look down it and see basically right over the porch itself. This is relevant because I, at the time, really wanted a cat and our parents were considering it. However, cheese cunt (my nickname for her which she hated <3) saw me looking at an adoption page for a black cat. She absolutely lost it and said that I was trying to bring the devil into our home and that I was going to hell and that that cat was evil and going to claw out my eyes in my sleep. We got in a BIG fight over that. By the time we moved out there were still puncture marks in the wall from where she went at me with a fork. Back to the porch and vent. Kind of. I _needed_ to get this bitch, so I recruited two of my good friends who I knew would be ready to commit a fuckery. One of them had a pet snake (which I think she found in her yard and abducted adopted) and she fed him frozen mice and whatnot. Obviously we weren’t going to involve her snake, but the frozen mice? Those were fair game. Her job was to bring the mice and help behind the scenes. My other friend, he’s a big guy, intimidating if you don’t know him, *his* job was to be the devil. We’d found a dead bat in my attic (again old house) and made it look alive with popsicle sticks, then tied it to a string wound through the vent. We planned the fuckery for when our parents were staying at a hotel for their anniversary, so we were home alone all weekend. We had a pizza box as bait outside, with the frozen mice inside arranged in a pentagram. My guy friend was dressed up in a stereotypical grim reaper outfit, big black cloak, white ghoulish face, lantern, the works. We waited around until night, then he rang the door bell and hid, with the pizza box left on the porch, just far out enough that you would have to step outside. Me and my friend were in the bathroom when then happened so that my sister would have to go look. In reality, she was waiting above, ready with the bat, and I was hiding behind the garage door, which was right next to our front door. The moment I hear my sister let go of the door I gently closed it and locked it on her. I heard her scream and the sound of her dropping the pizza box, which was my friends cue to drop the bat on her and dance it around. At this point she’s freaking out and trying to get back inside, screaming and shrieking. I turn off the porch light, and from the shadows across the street, emerges my friend, face dimly lit by the lantern in his hand. I had to muffle my laughter with my fist in my mouth cause my sister is yelling like she’s going to die, which yeah, I can see her thinking that. All my friend had to do was walk across the street and point at her to get her to start crying, and she bolted into our backyard, where she tried to get in through the back door that was unfortunately for her, locked, courtesy of me. We made her stay out there for an hour or so, giving us time to put everything back to normal and sober ourselves up from laughing so hard. Then I let her back in and acted like I didn’t know anything. We got the cat and I named him Pizza.

THIS IS A TRANSFORMERS BLOG

[mischefous]

Art request huh ? *sees whump art request* Oh~ I see *Laughs like a disney villain*

Oh Hylia- I see things-

So- First idea was : Wind and or Wild and or Sky falling down a cliff because their gliding gear tore up or smt and the others are like : Oh no !

Second Idea is Wild having a memory overlap and he struggle to recognize those around him or confuses them with people he saw in the memory and since we love yo see those blorbos suffer let it be a bad memory ans him wanting to run away or smt

Third I imagined the Chain going to Outset only to realize that Wind whole existence has been forgoten even my his sister and grandma (but it's just a dream because as much as I love angst my lil heart can take so much)

Then I had Warriors having an argument with Time but ending up calling him Mask and "reminding him" of everything he had done in the war (or smt like that I don't rly have an idea about how the fight is ending)

Maybe Four but one of the colour is dead/disappeared and the others colors are really but REALLY affected and the Chain doesn't know what to do

And I might have more idea but I need to rush to the bus stop bye ! Have a great day !

heyyyy Anon! this is super late but I went with your first idea hehe. I love all the other ideas sm! might come back to one of them later :3 Thank you for the request Anon💙

Wild took a nasty tumble after his paraglider got shredded by a rogue arrow

CW! blood, head injury

I tried to do a perspective drawing with foreshortening but I don't think it worked XD Foreshortening is freaking hard

[scandals-r-us]

You know how it is with sandia

[stardust-sunset]

Brody showed up to work this week! OMG!!! Does he want a medal?? Josh Boone has a CHILD and he’s in more than Brody.

And I know you’re going to use the shitty excuse “he’s been in a lot!!!” but that’s bullshit. Why are we praising an adult man for showing up to work.

why do you care? why are you bitching about him being absent? and i know you’re gonna use the shitty excuse “Oh BuT hE HaSnT bEeN iN!” but like…he has been? this message is confusing lmfao do you want him to be in or not? you’re insinuating both. make your intentions clear.

im saying its nice that he’s in more is all. if you don’t like what i post or what i say on MY blog mind you then block me.

also i think you should come off anon and talk to me face to face but whatever. be a coward and use the mask of anonymity to hide who you are. i find it funny all these people who are anti outsiders or anti brody choose to stay on anon. like say it to my face. if i can answer you without anonymity have the decency to say this kind of thing to my face.

and btw i’m not praising him for “going to work” im saying it’s nice that he’s in more and seems to be enjoying his job again. and why do his absence matter so much to you? why does it bother you so much that he’s out and that i post about it being a good thing that someone seems to be finally having fun at their job after a rough patch?don’t put words in my mouth.

so cry about it and block me if you’d not like my content. thank you!

(just figured i’d mention by the way that i’m not saying that if you dislike brody you’re automatically on my shit list. everyone is entitled to their own opinions. everyone is allowed to think whatever they want AS LONG AS IT ISNT HURTING ANYONE. but i do think it’s funny how im the one everyone sends anonymous brody hate to like some of the things you anti brody people say about him are WILD. so yes. i will defend him in the reason that nobody should be bitching about his absences or saying rude things, but i absolutely don’t want it to seem like i’m saying that you HAVE to like him. You don’t have to like him but it’s possible to not like him without being a huge jerk to him or anyone who supports him.)

[pkmn-smashorpass]

If Celebi's name WAS celibacy, that would be an even bigger smash. You ever met someone named Chastity or something? Almost always in the top 1% of horniest people you'll ever meet. Because parents who name thier child after a trait they want out of them will often see the kid in the opposite direction hard. My dead names meant "obedience" and "wonderful son." They got a daughter who holds them in contempt XD

I’m specifically calling out people with these virtue names;

Chasity, faith, hope, amity, mercy, virtue, patience, temperance

You’re all hoes

[spaciebabie]

Sorry for this but

Yk how yur hips are hurting and need massaging. Springtrap can help >:)

You know, he has his hands all over you and he's not maintaining eye contact cause he's trying to focus on making you feel better. His big hands massaging you.

Hehe >:v

mystery-moot anon

both of you as well as monnie are gonna wake up and find that your spleen has been shat out on the floor

[asherlockstudy]

um im just scrolling through the streamys tag and i saw your posts and i thought "oh they seem cool i wonder what the blog is like"... then i went scrolling and you mentioned link coming out??? huh??? (i haven't watched gmm in like years year years) you seem like a level headed person to ask.... link is... gay? did this happen recently??? i am so confused but i know that if i google im gonna get garbage results. so yeah

Hello! Sorry for the late reply, hope you get to see this.

The answer is... yes and no. While there isn't anything explicit / certain / definite over all this time, it seems there is some restlessness on their side, with several projects such as their recent scripted videos, but also as far back as Hazel, the GMEs and Ear Biscuits that point towards the possibility of them taking a very slow, long way towards this direction, especially Link. In fact it seems like Link can't stand being in the closet anymore but Rhett dreads leaving it. That's my general impression.

While I might be considered the most stark supporter of this theory around here (or at least the one who verbalizes it the most), a few days ago more people started considering it thanks to a moment during GME where Link did something very close to a coming-out.

In case you haven't watched any of the GMEs, GME (Good Mythical Evening) is a paid live show they do once a year, which is like the strictly adult version of GMM. There, strong references to sex are allowed and they also drink enough to get inebriated and foul language is also allowed to some degree.

All that on its own would be already a lot to consider, but GME has also strong homoerotic traits since Rhett and Link play a lot with their ship there. Last year, they re-enacted rhink fics where they were having sex (basically handjobs?), I don't remember exactly. And they acted LIKE they were doing it. This year, they took it up a notch and Rhett actually sucked Link's nipple, among other things. And I mean, he really did it. For a few seconds. But he did it...properly. Don't ask me why they do this stuff. I don't know. I think nobody knows. I am just presenting you the facts so I can give you an idea about what is going on.

So, during a game in this latest GME, this dialogue took place regarding what the act of "docking" is:

Rhett: I was right! It is a gay thing! Stevie: Whaaat? I mean, well, Link also agreed with your answer so... Rhett: We both get points! Hold on, though... one guy needs to be circumcised. Link: Yeah you only need one circumcision for docking. Stevie: Oh you're asking ME? Rhett: I think..... I don't know a lot about this but I think only one guy needs to be uncircumcised. Link: Do you think docking actually happens? Because I don't think docking increases pleasure. Rhett: I don't know, man. I can't do it, man. My parents didn't give me a choice. They just circumcised me, man. Link: I know, but even after you're circumcised, you can try. Rhett: With someone who's not circumcised...... And also, I am not gay. Link: Hey, that's okay. It's okay. Rhett: Yeah, I mean, it's cool to not be gay! Link: No, it's not "cool"- Rhett: No, it's "okay" to not be gay! By "cool" I meant it is "okay" to not be gay! Link: But just go ahead and explain yourself completely. Rhett: But I might do it for scientific purposes! Link: This is what I wish you would do when I say something stupid. Rhett: If they needed to figure it out, if two scientists wanted to figure out whether two guys need to be uncircumcised, I'd be like "okay", I mean, I'd check with my wife first. Link: Yeah, but just say it is equally cool to be gay. Rhett: It is cool to be whatever you wanna be. Link: Yeah. Exactly. It's cool to be whatever you need, you want to be, you are. It's cool to be who you are. That's what I am deriving. Rhett: Yeah, that's the coolest you can be, to just be who you are. Right, Stevie? Link: I, you know what, I feel like, Stevie, I feel like I have been on a journey. Stevie: Okay. Rhett: Yeah. Link: To know- to figure out who I am. Rhett (mutters): Yeah, yeah, right. Link: And it's extremely rewarding, challenging and- Rhett: But we won't be docking later... Link: And..... rewarding. And we wanna- Yeah... can you... I was saying something important. Rhett: Because we're both circumcised. Link: Yes, but we are not gonna be docking later. Rhett: Right, because we're both circumcised. Link: But you can be circumcised and still have enough of a skin left after the circumcision to dock... In Good Mythical More we are gonna answer questions from the crew and we 're gonna have conversations about - (meanwhile Rhett talks simultaneously and almost over him about unimportant docking musings) Link: ...Right, so if you are not gonna come to Good Mythical More, please you can still get a ticket, join us for Good Mythical More, but for now we're gonna move on. Rhett (sarcastically): Don't you want more of this? Link: In the More. Stevie moves on with the game.

So, what happens next, Link also had two-three more moments when he seemed to consider talking about something and Rhett explicitly told him "Whatever it is you want to say, just keep it to yourself" and also in another moment "You can tell your Uber driver on your way home but not here".

During the More, at which Link hinted, there was a red box with nosy questions asked from the crew. Rhett was the one taking the questions and reading them. He chose to not read loudly and thus answer at least two questions, even though he pulled them out of the box.

Link eventually did not make any more similar statements.

You should also know that a couple of weeks ago, during the GME promo, Link had said that one reason we should watch the GME show was that he might even make an emotional speech before its end.

Another thing, the last months Link has also expressed in interviews and even in a college graduation that it is important to find who you are and explore your identity, addressing this especially to young adults. He always seems emotionally charged when he does it.

That's it. To me it just seems like there's one explanation only, but I will leave you to your own conclusions.

And one last detail. Rhett did everything in his power to not let Link finish what he started - almost bullied him out of it. Despite all that, notice what he said. While Link was trying to say whatever he was trying to say, Rhett said:

But we're not gonna be docking later.................. because we're both circumcised.

And he repeated the explanation once more.

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[unknownarmageddon]

ur the bird fucker guy right

you’ve added an extra word there but yes i’m the bird guy

[foolsocracy]

do you allow people to use your art as their pfp? (with credits, of course 😭)

yeah totally! go crazy have fun

[yandere-kokeshi]

Hey I got a new idea for a story. Simon is bent down on the table and he’s holding a paddle, with extreme pressure he spanks himself and screams into the rag that’s covering his mouth. His ass his raw and red. His butt his leaking with substances. He can’t take it anymore but he’s going to keep going, it’s pleasure for him

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

[sukunasstarlight]

Notice how i block the tags and words of things i don’t want to see in my personal online space. I don’t come into the space demanding it be catered to me. It’s very mindful, very demure!

[chaotismz]

I've never been part of the Tumblr Art Community, because I've always been too self-conscious and embarrassed of my skills to feel like anything I had was worth sharing. The same goes for my writing, although I did actually make a few attempts long ago.

I'm also autistic, and it makes it hard for me to talk to people (I'm super shy outside of the manic episodes), especially when it comes to people I look up to.

So I really don't know the rules when it comes to interacting with other peoples' AUs. I hope I don't overstep any boundaries with the inspiration I borrow from those that I admire. If I do, I hope someone will come along and kindly tell me where to draw the line.

Long story short, ever since I started following the #valrayne-faeu I've been feeling... inspired. By the characters, the Lore, and limitless potential. So, even though it's been over ten years since the last time I attempted to draw something, I am doing it.

That is to say, I am putting my toes in the water, at the very shallowest end of the pool. I'm still too insecure to jump in all the way, but even as I write this I am slowly inching my way further in.

I have a tablet now, so I'm making my first-ever attempt at digital art by designing my own Faesona! And last night, I started planning out a multi-chapter fanfic that I'm really excited to begin - I even wrote out over SEVEN pages (handwritten) of an excerpt for a future chapter that I'm actually quite proud of, and maybe one day when I'm brave enough, I'll share it here. Maybe I'll even teach myself how to make comics so I can illustrate some of the scenes! I hope I can, I already see them vividly in my head.

I honestly don't know who I'm writing this post for, maybe no one, but I just felt like I needed to do it. Maybe it's for myself. Maybe speaking it into existence like this will help keep me motivated. I'm in the clutches of rapid hyperfixation so who knows how long it'll last. But I'm feeling pretty good right now, and if I just take it one step at a time maybe it'll last long enough to finish at least one.

All I know is that I haven't felt this way in a really long time, and despite the fact that I also wanna cry so so bad right now, I'm gonna let it take me as far as it can.

[phatcatphergus]

#WHY DID HE SPELL NOT LIKE THAT

it's at knott's berry farm

Okay but I hope you can still understand my fear and anxiety over the whole thing because I had to actually do a double take

[tamlindudley]

look if you do have BPD, I'll understand and I'll leave you be, I know you'll never understand where Zionists are coming from because it's not a black and white issue like your YA novels.

if you don't have BPD, I will keep trying to help you understand.

Zionism is pure evil. End of.

[thuganomxcs]

Favorite thing about your portrayal/muse: I love that your Yusuke is so unabashedly foul-mouthed and crass. And not in an intentionally rude way. That's just how he IS, and I love that it feels so incredibly genuine.

𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐋 / ACCEPTING

BET, Thanks for sharing that kinda kindness. I know you've sent this a few day- last week actually but things have been slow on here. AND today specifically I definitely am grateful for reading such positivity. Whoever ya are anon I appreciate you.

[arunneronthird]

WAIT same anon as the last one you answered I know the answer to this one! so nowadays, people thatve read jasons og robin run love him. but back then? fans HATED him. like, hated him hated him. so basically they were pissed dick was no longer robin. and look, they loved his growth, and they loved nightwing. but uh, nightwing's not robin. but fans thought, hey, since dick isn't robin anymore, we can get a grittier batman right? back to how he was before robin. so they were hyped for that, and they expected that. but dc went nope, and boom! new robin! new robin who isn't dick grayson but looks uncannily like him and dyes his hair to look even more like him (until he's retconned to have black hair)! and fans are PISSED. because they don't want a new robin; dick can't be robin, so batman can't have a robin. who does this kid think he is anyway? so he was unanimously hated by fans and writers alike, then the vote was put up, and it really wasn't a surprise when more people voted for jason to die. nowadays we adore the kid; we look at his death like a tragedy, and mourn him and what he could have had if people just loved him, loved that darling boy for who he was and didn't hate him for who he wasn't.

anyway, yeah, mini history lesson! whoo

before i say anything else: thank u so much! it makes me really happy to know these things and im glad people are willing to explain them to me, pls consider this an open invitation to drop more history of dc on me anytime

in all honesty i find it fascinating that such a hated character was actually cool, i think early jason (the criminal not the ginger) was incredibly fun so good job writers who hated him u did great

in even more honesty than that i... oh god im sorry but i like that he died, i think the story of jasons death with the poll and the actual consequences in the comic might be my favorite thing dc has ever done, im obsessed with like the few chapters where bruce is completely in denial and lil timmy is losing it trying to fix a grown up man who doesnt know him and dick is just confused... it was madness and i think about it constantly