#will never understand why this is sexy to ppl tbh.

[billyjoecobra]

JOSEPH JOESTAR CHARACTER ANALYSIS (1)

I never see anyone talk or analyze Joseph very often in the fandom, which is tragic because i believe he's very complex!! So here's some thoughts to chew on, rattle around in your head a bit. It's all under the cut, and it is LONG AS HELL because i have a LOT to say on him!!! Warning though, it's not super properly punctuated as these are discord rambles of mine, but -- enjoy nonetheless!!

i think it's super interesting to note how every time someone puts joseph down, or does something shitty to him, he just doesn't care. not a single bit. he even says it's fine, maybe even deserved sometimes. he assumes people always thinks the worst of him, and yet doesn't really care aside from the one time he dressed in drag and got insulted about it. even then he was just kind of, "man. i looked hot though.." however every time someone even remotely upsets his friends or hurts those who don't deserve it or his family he goes. ABSOLUTELY APESHIT. he will get SO fighty.

he will immediately throw hands and hurt you physically without thinking about it he likes to put assholes in their place sometimes (i.e. the taxi driver, the nazis who insulted him. and any nazi really ) but that is different than really caring about what they say to him. i think he has a very strong moral code, though people tend to see him as quite dubious because of his loud and obnoxious behavior every consequence to his actions, he only worries what others close to him will think and he can easily be driven to a blind rage revenge if you dare to hurt his family in any way. because you DONT fuck with his family. family is the no. 1 thing he cares about

beating up racist cops? he only feels bad because he doesn't want to stress out erina with the thought of bailing him out. told speedwagon is dead? he's upset, but he keeps his cool and throws a punch at the guy for upsetting erina, and worries more about her comfort than his own. guys hijacking a plane and holding him hostage? he couldnt care less if he was the hostage, he only cared enough to stop it because it might risk getting speedwagon hurt. and it goes on

and for the sake of his family he keeps purposefully trying to risk himself to death repeatedly. when fighting kars lets not forget when he shot kars into space and his thoughts were about how he was ok with dying if it meant his family was safe i think . and i said this before this is just me getting my thoughts out way more eloquently with points i've already touched on before. but.

in a non emo way, it's really hit me how he isn't like. beat up about it. about assuming ppl always think the worst of him. he cares way more about others than himself type of guy thats like similar to "they're friendly but after awhile of their support and talking to them you realize to your horror you dont actually know anything about them at all" other than he's like. bold and brash and likes to start fights sometimes oh and lest we forget he also tends to take the death of loved ones so hard to the point that no matter the circumstances true causes he always blames himself.

he always blames himself and gets a bit. ummmmm i wouldn't say suicidal but like way too risky with his life and stops really caring if he'll die. he's just so used to nobody ever understanding him and his "off kilter" tbh neurodivergent way of thinking and living that he. like. he doesn't exactly have great self image beyond thinking he has sexy lips which sounds so silly but it's true and again it's not something he dwells on it's just kind of, A Fact to him. and this isn't even touching on the slew of issues i'm sure speedwagon's constant comparing of him to his dead grandfather must have caused.

It's very evident to me that he has ALWAYS felt like a burden to some degree i think. even when erina and speed havent really treated him as such. This is why I think his dynamic with speedwagon would be pretty strained / already seems as such -- bc. As I said before, he's ALWAYS comparing him to jonathan, even when he was just a kid.

NOW BY ALL MEANS!! I DO NOT THINK speedwagon means any ill will. it's just something that he just keeps.. doing because. well he respected jonathan so much, and it kind of clouds how he sees joseph because -- well, joseph is the SPITTING IMAGE of him. But not intending harm does not mean he hasn't caused any by doing that -- comparison can WRECK you pretty bad. joseph has made it clear that he knows he's nothing like jonathan in any regards except looks and i think it kind of contributes to his overall. tanked self image. and also the fact that he's a reminder of the tragedy of losing his parents ( or so they thought for a while. yk )

he deeply cares for him still, this much is true. he always will. but, it doesn't negate the serious comparison issue, constantly being told "WOW you have an attitude not at ALL like your grandpa, he would have never done x!! how do you look like him while being such an angry kid!!"

..... said without real malice or really bad intention, more out of exasperation. but. those kinds of things stick with kids. yknow? Joseph's always bottled up his emotions and tried to be on his best behavior for erina's sake. hes always a little more open with speedwagon. but .............. BWGHGURUGURGGH!!!!!!! i could go on for hours about it ok. but i shall move on to my next point now.

what sucks about it though is that the fandom tends to gloss over these bit of characterization at every turn. there is a lot of sadness and concerning things surrounding joseph that he just simply SHRUGS OFF about that it's kinda concerning! not that he'd ever really see a problem with it.

the fact that he was prepared to die / did the bet if only to distract them long enough to let caesar and speedwagon get away... you COULD maybe read it as a little bit of self preservation but given how he handles literally all other instances of him possibly dying., and the circumstances of him leading whammuu away being to SAVE those two. I think it yet again falls in line with "who gaf if i die i care if THEY die". then he gets stressed about the time he has left. which i imagine would stress ANYONE honestly. but . part of me thinks that it's also because this means that he has a short time to make sure he can be strong enough to protect everyone he loves and cares for..

that isn't ALL there is, of course. but i feel like with his behavior that is probably a big reason of it. You can summarize it all with one sentence; essentially,

joseph isn't afraid of death, nor dying himself; he's afraid of his loved ones dying.

This fact is extremely present in everything he does and says, but especially so when Caesar's death hits. THAT, however, i will make it's own post on. I have a lot to say on that and how it fucked him up for life. For now, though, I will move on and touch on another topic.

for all the loud opinions joseph seems to also speak none of it is ever really looked into much deeper as anything more than " he's just being joseph again" and he never really elaborates on it either, hence why a lot of people don't know much about him. While he is schrodinger's himbo -- too stupid to be smart, too smart to be stupid -- it's clearly all an act to get people to lower their expectations of him. He doesn't like being taken as a joke though. that he is a hater of for sure so. Joseph hides his true self behind a mask of idiocy and lackadaisical attitude to the point where it's blended into his actual truest self and he can hardly tell what's real and what's the mask. But at the same time, Joseph gets very angry when nobody takes him seriously because of his facade and trying to make everyone lower their expectations of him so he can pull the rug out from under them.

He's so mad when people don't take him serious but then continues to act pretty unserious and it's like. Well if you want them to take you more seriously bro you should stop doing that. Stop lowering others expectations so you can kick their asses or have a general upper hand just in case ( but he won't 💖)

he is a bit of a polarizing character but i hate when fandom reduces him to just "funny goofster" or ""cheater"", or writes him off as annoying with no depth to him. To judge Joseph through a lense of solely good or solely bad is a terrible idea; that man is gray moraled as HELL, he has a strong sense of self justice while also being incredibly underhanded and sneaky. If you dislike him, that's fine -- but don't discount his complexity just cause of that!!! He's not puddle deep, there's a lot of facets to how truly fucked up he is.

yeah. he is goofy, and he's a cheater at many things. but there's a lot to him. HE'S COMPLEX!!!!

[hooved]

Can i ask....uh....you rlly want 2 fuck Quark?? Like i respect the dedication here but. What is the appeal? No offense 2 ur man

yes, i legitimately do want to fuck him and even made a whole discord server like 2 years ago for other ppl who wanna fuck him lmao (but i've been into him for like. at least 4 years now) and i dunno if you're asking as someone who has or hasn't watched DS9, but he's one of those characters you kinda have to see in action and really get to know in order to really understand his appeal, pictures and gifs alone just don't really do him justice he starts off as the sleazy perverted little shitty bastard character (and never stops being that) but you get to see pretty quickly that he's actually not so bad of a guy and that he really cares about the ppl close to him despite his general selfishness. he's flirty, he’s fun, he's funny, he's ridiculously charismatic, extremely dramatic, he has the best and most varied wardrobe in the whole show, he wears eyeshadow, he’s bisexual, and he’s a pathetic little guy who starts cowering and screaming at the first sign of trouble lmao (but he can be pretty brave when it really counts) but tbh a huge part of what really makes him sexy to ppl is the way he carries himself. his body language, his expressions, the way he speaks, etc., he’s extremely expressive. he’s got swag. and on top of all that, he literally does get laid like. all the time. so you know he’s experienced and that he’s legitimately desirable to others in canon. not only that, but he’s got a very obvious thing for dominant women (and as a bisexual man myself, i'm with him on that lmao), he’s been confirmed by one of the writers to be a bottom (no joke he literally said this. but like. as if it wasn’t already obvious y’know), and he’s even alluded to being into getting tied up on more than one occasion, among other things. he’s kind of unnecessarily open about his kinks, which is fine by me personally 🤷‍♀️ he’s a VERY horny character. he’s literally meant to be sexy whether or not someone personally finds him attractive. they decided to make the wrinkly little big-eared freak the sluttiest character in the show and possibly in the entirety of star trek and to that i say hell yeah man, why not but anyway, another thing i wanna add (and trust me this is still relevant and not just because i love quodo) is that his 10+ years long weird homoerotic rivalry with odo is both very funny and extremely poignant. they act like enemies a lot of the time, but they’re actually very close, even if odo can’t admit it. quark considers odo his best friend and genuinely cares about him. he’s been there for him many times when no one else was. he’s defended him, he’s helped him without expecting anything in return, he’s given him gifts, he’s even dragged him up a mountain in the freezing cold to save his life. that kind of love and dedication to someone, even if he doesn’t get the same in return, is a very endearing quality of his character, even if it is unfortunate. he doesn’t give up on the ppl he loves, no matter how “un-ferengi” it is of him to care so much uhh i could go on and on and on about him and there’s definitely things i’m forgetting to mention, but basically he’s a very good and entertaining character. and i’ve said this before but tbh when i started watching DS9, i literally could not have predicted that i’d be this into him or even attracted to him in the slightest, like i knew he’d be my favorite but the “oh no he’s actually kinda sexy” feeling really snuck up on me and that seems to be the case for most ppl who are into him. he really grows on you and then before you know it, you and your friends are on discord talking about how much you all wanna fuck him on a daily basis lmao 🤷‍♀️ anyway i don’t know how to end this ask. quark is hot

[quackitytheduck]

oh shit tnt fr YR ship ask game smile. mb sm cpumpkin as whale :]

ill do both just 4 u

ctnt

1. Why don’t you ship it?

boring. too popular and im too underground. my swag too different emo gif. and i never liked enemies to lovers like everyone talks ab the ✨️tension✨️ girl the tension is bc theyre trying not to rip each others throats out and not in a sexy way get it togetherrrr they want to KILL EACH OTHER. as in MAKE THEM NOT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. also a lot of the racism i used to see was from tnt mains freakyy

2. What would have made you like it?

tbh probably nothing. i was never into cwilbur and i wasnt a fan of sbi mains in the first place

3. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

i like some of the fanart. but only the pieces where cq is obviously more peeved that will at the situation

cpumpkin

1. What made you ship it?

power imbalance 💕💕💕 and political intrigue 💖💖💖 and we cant forget "holaaa mi novia ;))" "ayy guapito!!! 😍😍" LIKE THEY WENT ON A DATEEEE A DATEEEEEE!!!!!!!

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

they're both 2 of my fav tropes specifically during manberg era which is funny bc they're verrryyy different idk it's the betrayal it's the slow deterioration it's the "oh but we had fun didn't we :)))" it's "we could've had everything" like DO YOU GET IT. not to mention the merchant arg dont even get me STARTED

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

ik i mentioned this ab tnt but fans of cpumpkin can be super racist too tbh the ratio of racist cpumpkin fans to normal cpumpkin fans is greater than the ratio of racist ctnt fans to normal ctnt fans so i'll give them that ig. and ppl need to stop saying it was mutually abusive like do u even understand the level of manipulation it wouldve taken to get fundy and even tubbo to stay for that long. ill go w quackity bc he was canonically older and had a different relationship w schlatt but also bc literally on the first day he was picking out the red flags and debated fleshing out an assassination plot at the end of stream. on the FIRST DAY. anyway what im saying is stop woobifying schlatt ESP when villainizing quackity it is FREAK SHIT!!!! FREAK SHIT. go rewatch some fucking vods and see how scared the cabinet was when he yelled at tubbo ab the walls. im really not helping my case on why i like them but u really just gotta hear me out here

[larissaljm]

LETTING GO. (Knowing that you won’t ever see)

I know we both gave our best and I know we both have suffered as well. It’s not about you being 委屈 but I know I did too but my heart is with you for as long I’m in this rs with you, I know I’ve gave my all and it’s still not the end. We are ever growing and giving more. But then, are we supposed to give up?

My temper is bad and I’ll rage, but that doesn’t diminish all the love I have for you. You have been patient with me and so do I, that’s why we were able to last 5 years and it’s more than that. It wouldn’t have just take something suddenly to instantly throw this rs away. This is prolly the only thing I won’t be able to understand from you.

Like no matter how hard I tried in the end, things won’t change.

Yes our rs have created trauma and scar and it may have snowballed overtime, but till the end, we will just have to sit down and talk it out and tgt as a couple, we’ll figure it out. The only thing we lack is communication tbh.

And we definitely have our fun times too but how long can this fun last? Constantly? Nope. Intermittently? Yes! That’s why we are creating a life tgt, our forever, our home. This is actually us, ready to take our rs to a next level. And that’s where all the new fun begins. If constant fun is needed, I’m sure we can work on that! I’m always confident on things that I know we can achieve!

If you’re afraid, I’m afraid as well because it’s new to me when that happens. We don’t know how life will be for us, but yet this is another journey for us to go thru just like how our rs was like for these 5 years. And I’ve always let you know, a home is where I want you to feel safe and comfortable. Things to buy and what you wanna have in our home (Dyson, karaoke, sexy activities..), I told you I was able to give it all to you because all I ever wanted is you to be happy. Because you said this to me before, HAPPY WIFE = HAPPY LIFE. and it’s true. Because you’re really my happy pill. I love you so much that I could give in to you anything because I know I can. You’re greatest fear is cleanliness, just so you know I’m clean because it’s not my home, I have pressure from my mum that’s why I’m like that. But do you really see my own room clean? I don’t and I don’t actually bother. I’m messy and dirty. So when you’re afraid of this, I’m actually the same as well! Home chores and everything is what I will do for us. I just want you to be my happy wife that’s stress free. Let me absorb it all when you can’t. The days when you’re able to give 20, don’t worry I’ll give 80. I will always get you covered. You can just rely on me.

The days earlier in our rs where I’ve decided you to be my wife, has never changed. I know my mouth is bad but this is what anger can do to us. It hurts ppl but I know my heart don’t change easily. But I just need you to bear with me and see through my changes. This will go because I know if I continue to be like that, I will really lose you forever.

Ultimately, working hard for our home was something I prioritise in my life just for us. I understand that because of that, I’ve actually overlook us, missing out on dates and casual fun that we should have. We can just always work backwards to achieve that right?

And I actually love giving you surprises because I know you love them a lot! And remember? Always expect the unexpected. This is what I wanna do for us. Unexpected surprises. This time it really took a really long time to give you one and it’s too late. And it hit me so hard this time because I know I have really lose the love of my life.

Honestly compatibility is not the issue in our rs, its how we want fight and stay and to do for each other. Because when we decide we gonna stay, we will emerge stronger. We grow and change everyday. To be better for ourselves and us. We just need to stay and fight for each other:)

Till now I can’t comprehend and understand why on 21st July you type this..

“i cant give you an exact answer right now but i want you to know that i am excited for the new us. i am sorry for holding onto the negative part and breaking your heart. but i also know sorry got no cure, if possible let me try to work those so that our relationship can be better. i love you baby”

And the following week itself you decided to just wanna be single which instantly tells me you want to break up. There was no love from you anymore.

I know my heart is heavy and I still love you very much. But I can only embrace the thought of you wanting back the life you have been wanting.

I’ve always wanted myself to be your happiness forever but you said it’s too late alr. There were so many harsh words from you and it make me reflect on our rs. I only can say I know what to do next for our future. It will be great and awesome!

Anw, all I ever wanted for you is to be happy and I wish you will always get that forever.

I love you.

-L

[seychellse]

a whoooole lot of these supposed sex worker aus r out here toeing the line of outright sex slavery………

[wayvgorl]

no but ppl are really shocked at jay b releasing a sex song?? like even if you didn’t know his soundcloud, was the jus2 album not just the clean version of switch it up LOL

[matchamabs]

BOTW (and AOC) GUYS: RANKED BY HOW HOT THEY ARE

get ready for some heinous opinions! so im ranking the guys in botw by how hot they are and im taking No criticism. idk if i forgot anyone but i tried

check it out under the cut 

sorry but this twink is just. average. like Painfully average. hes like white bread. therefore he gets an average score. i can appreciate hes a cute lookin guy? but like. thats it. if u fancy link u probably like mayonnaise. he looks like mayonnaise. grow a fuckin tache or smth dude for the love of god. 5/10 very normal.

ok im a diehard bird simp but like... this boy is fuckin ugly lmao. hes pretty at the same time tho? nice smile, nice eyes, nice voice but yellow eyebrows? green eyes? red makeup? clown. he’s a bird clown. tho i guess some ppl find clowns hot so this one’s for the pennywise crowd. 5/10. he’s a 10/10 in my heart tho.

now this is a MAN. u got the good smile, the strong arms, the r i p p l i n g  m u s c l e s. he is a man u can trust. his arm hair is a bit wild but if u dont like his incredible facial hair, then.... idc. 7/10. they made a rock handsome. thats impressive. 3 points off for the forehead vagina tho. dont like that.

hot fucking damn. this is what we in the biz call a raging dilf. he looks like the kind of dad that never grew out of his punk rock phase. idk how i feel abt the broken traffic light look but its fine. just look into his gorgeous eyes and listen 2 his deep gravelly voice as he tells u to fuck off and leave him alone. perfection. the voice already makes him like 20/10 but the mullet is fucking awful and he should be penalised for that. 8/10. grow a fringe like the rest of us.

ah the shape of water... ok yeah the fish is fuckable ill grant u that. hes All fuckin torso tho and his eyes r constantly pointing in different directions which is not the Most Flattering Look and he Will hit u with his head handlebars and it will hurt. the 24-pack aint half bad either but i always get this feeling that he looks like he skips... some kind of day. not arm day, not leg day, but... some kind of day. maybe brain day.  8/10. sharp teeth are always sexy.

10/10. i dont fuckin care if u hate his hair- this man probably invented the most effective hairspray in existence just to make that happen. respect him. u cannot deny hes hot tho like theres just Something about him. the confidence... the attitude... i worry about revealing his eyes tho. theres a 50% chance it will not work in ur favour and he’ll just look heinous. full 10/10 tho. old robbie is also not bad 2 look at if ur not a coward but he Might leave u for an easy bake oven so like. watch out for that.

well the queen saw something in him??? i genuinely fear the idea of ever getting to see his chin from under that magnificent beard tho. he’s probably got the jawline of a russian power lifter. anyway for an old guy hes not lookin that bad so long as u dont mind a receding hairline. ill b nice. 5/10. for a king u could do worse. ill be taking complaints about this take in my dms. bring a bat. 

where do i begin. i love beedle. i rlly do but theres.... so much going on. personality is a 10/10, business skills are 10/10/ haircut is -50/10 and the crop top....? well ill give him 10/10 for confidence. 4/10 im sorry he is just a Lot to look at. he looks like rock lee tried to become a slutty pirate king. shonen jump will have a lot to answer for.

the colour scheme is... better than revali, tho i didnt realise how obnoxious it was until i actually got a good look at him. ive never seen a bird look so top heavy before but this mans got 5 kids so i have nothing but respect for my king. kass is for the dilf crowd that like the dad bods. 8/10 he is quite nice to look at ngl. he’s like revali but light mode.

ok yunobo is very cute i wont lie but the hair is just massively disarming. idk its all i can think about. is this a goron emo phase?? is that what that is?? ive been staring at it for like 5 minutes and i still cant work out if i like it or not. 5/10 he is a humble lad. 

under all that gear kohga could look like willem dafoe x50 and id still find him attractive. he cant be hot tho. he just cant be. like looks wise he has to be 1/10 under that there is no way this man could feasibly be conventionally attractive and tbh i like it that way. banana boy gets 6/10. hotter than revali. revali looks like a clown but kohga looks like the entire fucking circus

there is nothing unattractive about bolson. 10/10. sha-ding

i hate the hair i hate the hair i hate the hair i hate the hair SO fucking much but the voice. he has to be hot under that gear with a voice like that. if hes not well. just close ur eyes. the voice will take care of the rest. 8/10 the crack in his mask actually makes him look sexier and i dont understand how that can happen

????????????????????????? he looks. like an old man? i swear those big wingy bits are his eyebrows but i cant Quite be sure. why would a tree need eyebrows. ??/10 keep ur questionable gifts to urself

-100000/10 who the fuck let this budget pokemon npc in here. he looks like he should b leading team ganon across the kanto region. he probably draws those lines on his face to make himself look older and listens to mother mother. im gonna punch his third eye. no this is not a biased opinion 

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

as i have previously mentioned, i have spent some time on tma twitter, gathering knowledge, appreciating art and memes, sighing copiously at replies, choking at tweet threads, and all around having a horrible but no doubt addicting time. like slow car crash addicting. but anyway.

what i have learned is this! people have vastly differing but aligned opinions about one elias bitchard, such that they seem to fall on a slider scale almost. and so here i present them to you as i have encountered them in the wild (none of which reflect my own opinion, save for the first of them):

i hate his bitch ass but mostly ironically/as a joke because it's fun to hate him and he deserves it for being such an evil stupid bastard and hurting x character(s), but that's about it. it's not super deep mostly i just like dunking on him

i unironically fucking hate his guts if i met him irl i'd rip his throat out with my bare hands. what a disgusting wretch of a man, just listening to him speak gives me hives. everything about him is Gross, don't even talk to me about him i'll go feral

angrier, more rigid subset of the previous: i unironically hate elias bouchard and do not understand how any of you freaks can possibly stand this evil, abusive, digusting barely human being and then further still wanna fuck him/ship other characters with him, he's not sexy and never has been shut the fuck up

he's uninteresting and boring to me and i don't see why y'all love to talk about him so much tbh :/ subpar villain bitch at best, i barely like him as a character let alone a person. find someone more interesting to talk about, there's a whole assortment

hypothetical indifferent neutral space that i've yet to encounter in actuality, this mf is polarizing lmao even at ppl's least interested attitudes towards him

actually no i lied true neutral is not giving a shit about jonah magnus and instead stanning and pondering about the life of the original weedman bouchard, whoever he may have been. rip the poor poor man he probably didn't deserve to have his eyeballs scooped like an ice cream cone

elias is is such an interesting and complex character to me and i enjoy writing/drawing/talking about him because alongside his general reprehensible and horribly evil qualities as a person he's such a powerful and cunning character. but at his core he's really just pathetic old man who's scared to die and is searching for the power to dominate and manipulate others and extend his existence by any means necessary before his clock runs out. and i think that's both horrible and fascinating.

i ironically love elias/am stupid horny for him because i think running after this nasty literally evil man with high maintenance bitch energy is hilarious and certain art of him really just hits sometimes man, idk lol being/fucking an evil mf can be fun (also making the rest of the fandom keyboard smash at our memes is a plus)

i 100% unironically love/am horny for elias because evil bastard man is just sexy sometimes what do you want me to say? have you heard his voice? would you begrudge me my horrible taste in men? elias dickchard never did anything good for anyone but himself ever in his entire life and i love him for it, good on him for conquering the world to swerve on death, what an inspiration, i love him and wish him the best

bizarre yet interesting subset of the previous that i have only encountered one (1) time, but it impressed itself so strongly i must share: i don't care what happens to jon or martin. i mean that, honest. i'm happy for elias, marvelous worlding ending bastard he is. i hope he wins. no i am not joking. some of y'all are here only for the admiral? i'm only here for elias. god bless.

pls tag urself i'm 'mostly i just like dunking on him'

[or8ee]

tbh tho... as someone who's ace, enby, kinda fat, and possibly autistic (like I'm 99% sure I am lmao just never officially diagnosed), the infantilizing sucks SO much. Like, I still want relationships and I'm not some "pure baby who hates sexy talk uwu".

Like, "autistic people can have difficulty understanding flirting, especially if it's hidden behind metaphors/double-meanings" (which is something I struggle with for sure), but then that gets mutated into "autistic people clearly have no interest in relationships or are too awkward about sex stuff so let's make them asexual so its #Woke instead of us outright saying that autistic folk are weird and unfuckable". (Repeat process for fat with "fat people are undesirable but if I make them asexual then it's not my fault that they don't wanna have sex with me!", and enby with, idk, something mean about queer people and how we're special snowflakes or whatever) So like, I'm asexual and proud of it, but it has nothing to do with me being overweight, nonbinary, and/or probably autistic!! So I headcanon characters as ace a lot cuz Serotonin(tm) but I hate it when I see it slapped haphazardly onto a person/character and then they're infantilized and not taken seriously... Like, fat/enby/autistic people are allowed to want relationships and desire people and want to have sex. Hell, asexuals can want sex too, its just about not having the attraction.

I realize this is a long ask LKHKLSH you dont have to answer it publicly I just saw what you said and I just kinda wanted to rant/get this feeling off my chest, y'know? I guess I just wanted to validate what you're saying and agree with you and I guess also say that you're not alone in feeling like it sucks.

This is pretty much what I wanted to say, thank you!! I feel like dating as an autistic person can also be dangerous too it’s so easy for us to be taken advantage of by someone who can use our trouble to understand communication against us like so much of this stuff isn’t talked about because people don’t expect autistic people to get into relationships and as for fat and enby people like it’s just got to be exhausting owning your body and your sexuality then seeing people like you being put into a head canon bc someone doesn’t find characters like you personally attractive

I understand the way ace ppl feel tho but sometimes things just aren’t so black and white anyone can be ace but if your ace head canons are only of autistic fat and enby people I think you might need to think why

[obae-me]

y'know sometimes it amazes me how many people lose the actual point of obey me, like a lot of dating games from what ive seen never focus on the characters properly and rather just gives them one personality trait and then add sexy to that trait and call it a day. Lot of people complain on how they should add sex scenes but tbh om is more about plot (plus the fandom is here to provide) for example the valentines event is something i genuinely enjoyed but ppl whined about there being no romance

I mean, I can understand where they’re coming from. If they’ve come from those other Otome/dating games and download the game expecting to see the same thing, I can see where they’d be disappointed. Some people don’t like to interact with fandom and would rather they get everything they want from the source, which I can understand.

But I don’t see Obey Me becoming like that, and honestly, I don’t mind. I think the reason why I’ve suck so hard to this universe is because the characters and plot. I’ve tried to play other otome games too and I just can’t seem to get hooked because the characters are kinda plain and the plot is focused on romance only, and I’m personally not into that.

That’s why I got so hooked on Mystic Messenger for a while too, because there’s a whole mystery attached!

Anyways, I’m getting off topic a bit. Regardless of what Obey Me does, not everyone is going to be thrilled by it, there’s going to be people who are disappointed, but I truly applaud what they’ve done with it so far, and I love to see how they’ve grown. There’ll be events with those who hate it and those who love it, and I just hope that people can find something special to take away from this game.

(Sorry for the ramble!)

[seijorhi]

asks :))

what i have learned today is that y’all wanna get fucked by some monsters...

What does nostos mean? What language is it in? 🤔 also I of course loved it, mind blown as usual queen

it’s ancient greek! it means homecoming, the idea of a triumphant return home for the hero after a long journey. i found it through looking at the root of nostalgia. in this fic of course it’s kind of a grim tongue in cheek play on it. the reader’s coming back to the mountains, but she’s running away after a bad breakup, and the welcome she gets is... shall we say less than ideal haha

Just read nostos-

First of all as a person who reads monster shit- hell ya. Mhm. That’s some good shit right there. That was DELICIOUS horror. It actually had me a bit nervous and afraid to read what was gonna happen next 😳

Secondly- omg I wanna know what happened next (at the end) 👀 know what I mean??? 😼

ANYWAY AS ALWAYS you never disappoint and your writing is fantastic (if/when you write horror yandere stuff again I’ll be there- frothing at the mouth. A+++++ work ILY💖)

you want me to write the monster porn, just say it bby ghfjdkshgfjkd but ty

Omfg that fic was so good!

Did the readers mom know about monster kuroo?? Or was she just worried because of the previous murder? And did Kuroo somehow manipulate reader into coming back to the forest or was it just a big coincidence? (👁👄👁 there's no such thing as a coincidence)

Looking forward to your future work <3

ty nonnie!! i didn’t have the right space for it, but after kohsuke was ripped apart and eaten kuroo stayed by the reader’s side until late in the night, only disappearing when he heard the reader’s parents/search party approaching. they found her lying in pools of blood (and scattered half eaten body parts), shaking and unresponsive – they knew no animal could’ve done something like that. so they knew something lurked in those woods, but considering the reader had repressed the memories, her mom couldn’t just come out and say it <33

You are an AMAZING horror writer!!!

The uneasiness I got from the conversations with the mom is just *chefs kiss*

A+++++

ahh thank you!! horror is such a hard genre to write because i’m never sure if the suspense and everything’s gonna hit right haha

I read Nostos before going to sleep last night and at the time I was like “sure hope this doesn’t give me nightmares” and thankfully it didn’t lol. But I think I’m willing to take that chance again because it’s so GOOD and I think I’m just going to have to relive it – @ohno-otome

fhdjgbfhjkdfn i’m glad it didn’t give you nightmares bby!! but i also appreciate that haha, i’m an absolute wimp with scary movies and stuff but i just can’t stop watching them haha

I just wanna say that I was listening to "You're a psychotic villain playlist" on youtube while reading Kuroo's oneshot and I can't explain the emotions I felt, but I'd let Kuroo do things to me asdfghjkl – @itishebihime-samaforyou

ooh nice! sometimes the right playlist makes things doubly as fun haha

OH MY GOD!?!?! Nostos was soooo GOOD?!?!? Like it was so creepy (but in a good way), and scary and suspenseful!! And the ending!?!? Omggg honestly one my fav fics from you!! You did my mans Kuroo justice 🥺💖💕

TYYYYYYY i was genuinely concerned i was gonna scare everybody off haha

Ah! The new fic! Chiefs kiss! Magnificent! Bravo!🧚‍♀️✨🧞‍♀️🦖🦭🌹💫

tysm nonnie!!! <33

i’m pretty sure i’m in the same/similar timezone as you? and i do be staying up late to be one of the first to read your fics (i usually stay up late anyways). so imagine my surprise when i see you post in the afternoon. in conclusion, whether you post to align with your european and american readers’ timezone, my gmt+10 arse will still be one of the first to read your fics. also nostos sjdufigyyjf i have to admit, i recently just found out about monster fucking and nostos scratched the itch😫 i feel bad for kohsuke though

bby i always post at like 2-4 in the morning please get some sleep!! the fics will be there in the morning lmao. i kinda low key forget about my aussie/gmt+10 followers because i think there’s like... 3 of you haha

Honestly if i could give u a dollar everytime i got off to your fics, you'd probably be rich by now

lmao the idea that people find my fics hot enough to get off to still blows my mind lol

your newest kuroo fic was so SO good!! its totally okay if you dont want to answer this so you can keep things ambiguous but is monster kuroo planning on killing the reader after he's...done with them

thank you, bby!! but no, monster kuroo isn’t gonna eat her – he’s had plenty of chances to do that if that’s what he wanted, but he has other plans for the poor reader

RHI, I WANT TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM OKAY WITH MORE MONSTER FUCKING IN THE FUTURE. i also want to say im not a monster fucker, but that just feels like a lie at this point. okay, now that that's off my chest, i love it. the mystery, the connections of kuroo to a cat. kuroo's probably gonna go and batter around his prey once they're under his grip like my cat does. hopefully the reader will come out somewhat unscathed, if they are ever allowed to leave 😌 love this, love how different it is, the way kuroo just tries to weasel in. very monster and yandere vibes, very you. have i said i love this yet?? id willingly let him get me drunk on his cock, maybe never leave the peace of the mountains again

‘i want to say that i’m not a monster fucker’ bby the denial will get you nowhere haha. just lean in and embrace it hgfjkdlkfgjnkdl ahh but thank you this is such a sweet ask ILY!!!

Omg omg the monster thing kuroo was in ur latest fic is so familiar to me abdhdmfnjfjf. I remember being told abt a monster with VERY SIMILAR characteristics to it (aka the not being able to go inside a house unless invited and using fire to lure ppl out) AND JFC IT TERRIFIED ME. Esp how when i told ppl around me and they didnt recognize what it was, but it was somehow known to the kid that told me abt it.

(Some ppl thought it was familiar but still didnt know what it was)

Do u know what im talking abt? Hopefully u do

-🥚

GHFJDK so the monster in this is kind of based off the nekomata spirit in japanese folklore - they can appear like people, torment victims by reanimating the corpses of their loved ones, they’ve been blamed for forest fires, so it was just fun to use that as a basis and then go buck wild haha. anyway thanks for the ask bby!

Rest In Peace Kohsuke, you would’ve loved Haikyuu season 5😔✊– @joyvstheworld

poor kohsuke deserved better, i’m just mean to the oc’s i throw into fics haha

Monsterfucking ❤❤❤❤❤❤ a little annoyed you're making me simp for yan Kuroo though (a vibe tho tbh). You're so extremely talented!!!! &

This is probably a stupid question, but how did Kageyama react when he couldn't find y/n? How is life with yan Suga? I imagine probably awful BUT yknow maybe the stockholm syndrome set in fast lmao. Sorry, I'm going on a binge reading your stuff. - @oracleofdin

i will not apologise for making you simp for kuroo he deserves it the man’s a snacc. and as far as your second question, suga’s a very caring, very smothering kinda yandere, so i guess in some ways it’s better than what the reader had with kageyama but... pick your poison haha

That was so good. I’m so shook rn I can’t comprehend anything but how good that was and how good a writer you are

TYSM NONNIE!!! <33

Ok, so, I just read Final Girl and the lil' ticket addition to it and just---

Well, ok I've been playing Dead by Daylight a lot lately? And I'm just picturing Tetsu as the newest killer "The Trickster" and I'm positively RANDY.

Your writing is ALREADY thirst inducing and just as satisfying, but this has SENT ME- If you're not familiar, please...

https://youtu.be/iowkiPobYYQ

Understand my thirst. (I'd also like to clarify, I use a different skin for him that gives him black hair and he looks like Kuroo with an undercut.)

~ @the-casual-hedonist 🌸

i love how feral y’all got for final girl kuroo. like bo and akaashi had his fans, but i put a spiked bat in kuroo’s hands and y’all lost your goddamn minds and i love to see it. fghdjkvhfjdkls thanks for the ask bby

idk why but I love preggo reader as long as I don't pretend it's me 😢✋ I hate babies n pregnancy anywhere else other than horny haikyuu fics

i think that’s a valid thing for a lot of fans. the idea of breeding is sexy, the actual getting pregnant and having a kid thing... not so much. but especially with non-con scenario’s, it’s more about the aspect on control than the actual desire to have kids. but yeah, i feel you

Sorry to bother but uh was just wondering in fracture did Osamu kill his wife or was it actually an “unfortunate event” ? Love your work btw!!

he most certainly did :))

LMFAO RHI i totally get not liking cheating/infidelity fics (towards reader) bc IT HIRTS ME SO BAD I CANNOT HANDLE THOSE.

id be reading fics those fics like: tf you mean my yandere aimt gonna baby me and only want me??🤨🤨🤨⁉️‼️

EXACTLY! listen i get that it’s a fucked up fantasy, but in my fucked up fantasy you damn well better have the decency to be loyal smh

Finders keepers is the most beautiful thing I've read by you: I read it twice like I normally do and here's what I figured out the second time (that's when I analyze it and find the little tidbits of things that are much darker than they appear (: )

To start I LOVE THE DETAILS OF THEM NEVER TEACHING READER ANYTHING- at first I assumed "oh they might see her as a little sister or child or something" but realized thAT WAS THE ISSUE!! they infantilize her and isolate her from everyone but her group. the small details like that are what make the story amazing 😎💅

ahh thank you so much, nonnie!! pls this is making me soft 🥺

I just wanted to stop by and say that I love your writing and I hope you're doing well!!! Drink plenty of water and keep up the amazing work :) but seriously you're one of the best fanfic writers I've seen on tumblr! I read your "Imitation" piece about kuroo and i keep coming back to it, it's so good! I did want to ask if you think it'd be possible for the reader to ever escape with the baby (or at least attempt to). Or if Kenma would "help" at all just to put an end to kuroo's antics lmao

kenma would in no way help the reader, and tbh by that point if kuroo did get her pregnant, she’d be far too emotionally dependant on him to actually even want to leave, but thanks for the ask!

You know who I think would be a perfect Yandere in the JJK world? Choso.

🚨Spoilers Ahead🚨

After being locked in a glass jar for however long he was, and all that happened with his brothers, I feel like he would absolutely never let his darling out of his sight. He would be possessive. Obsessive. And Oh So delusional. Sure he’d be your anything - he truly is a softy - but to what end?🤤

choso would make an excellent yandere, ngl 😌

what au/troupe of your fav character(s) that you have written do you like the most?

(rlly hope this makes sense🙏)

i am always a slut for soulmate au’s :))

[smol-aro-tea]

Yet another thing I don't understand abt allos- they think love (and I suppose emotions in general) makes you vulnerable.

Perhaps this could be an autism thing but still, I don't understand it. How the hell do love and emotions make you vulnerable? Cuz it makes you 'soft'? Aww, rlly?? Little baby scared of some emotions?? You think emotions gonna make you soft??

Doesn't make sense. Maybe it's the fear of being known? As in, the fear that if other ppl know you have troubles that make you sad then they'll expose you? Is that it?

And maybe they think love makes them vulnerable cuz they don't wanna risk getting too close to the person and then being sad when they end up leaving? I've never felt that way tbh cuz of how disconnected from reality and ppl that I already am, and cuz of how passive my attraction is. I never rlly have the desire to stay w someone til I die, I mostly just wanna be around them so I'm not scared of them leaving since I don't care abt it that much anyways.

I think a huge part of it is toxic masculinity. You're not allowed to have emotions - other than anger or jealousy - especially when it comes to love, and I think women are the same cuz they're not allowed to be themselves and must be perfect and quiet but sexy caring housewives. They have to conform to too many double standards so they have to repress how they feel and love may make straight women vulnerable as men are more likely to be abusive.

But that's just my take. I don't rlly subscribe to the gender thing or the romance thing or the neurotypical thing or whatever so I've never rlly felt that way abt love and emotions, but I guess I can sorta see why others do.

[jennibeultimate]

Personal recap GP Italy 2021 - Ladies SP & FS and Pairs SP & FS

I was at the GP Italy in the arena, so I am writing this recap now on my way home. Sadly on Friday for the SP the arena was super empty. The prices were far too high. Saturday the arena had at the least the double amount of ppl. Nothing compared to the GPF 2019 (the magic of Yuzu's participation!) I don't particularly like the arena as the seats are damn uncomfortable and again sitting on the judges site was hardly possible (for training yes, but not for competition). Nonetheless I love to see skating live and that's why I went there. 😊

Ladies

My highlight in the SP and FS were Mai Mihara, Satoko Miyahara and Loena Hendricks! They all performed so well. ❤️❤️❤️❤️Mai has such an emotional impact on me. Satoko's skating is just not comparable to anyone, she should receive the highest PCS - always. Loena is a joy to watch. She has fire, it's fun to watch her, haa impressive heights on her jumps and star quality. She was so happy after the FS as if she would have won. I am so happy for her.

Anna fought her way back to the top impressively. Tbh I didn't think she would deliver but she probably thought "you can take that title from my cold hands or never". The FS dress is beautiful, the SP dress is horrendous. Her jumps are still ugly, but she is a very good performer and brings the emotions. Sadly her programs are really meh...Anna deserves better programs! Her SP score was way too high, but in the end it wouldn't have changed the results so I can live with it.

Maiia Khromykh - I was surprised about her. Her performance ability is quite good for a 15 year old with programs that don't suit her age - pls don't make 15 year olds skate to Moulin Rouge, same for the SP - trying to sell sexy with a 15 year old is akward at best. Nonetheless she performed well. She is a bit slow and I don't understand how her GOEs come together as most landings were quite wonky, but I guess being at Eteri's helps.

Eunsoo Lim has such star potential! 🔥 She was on fire in the SP. Shame about the fall, but it didn't affect her performance at all. Easily one of my favorites of the day. Even when Tango de Roxanne so overused is. The FS sadly fell a bit apart.

Yelim Kim was better than at Skate Canada, but still far from what she can do. Her dresses are extraordinary beautiful. I think she skates a bit reserved. The fire is missing, but she is still very lovely to watch, her attention to detail is to her fingertips, so even if not as expressive in her face, she is expressing things in movement, which for a live audience is far more important than the face.

The scoring is whack anyway - especially the PCS - but tbh live it doesn't bother me as much as on TV seeing the TES box. 😅 It's easy sitting at home and judging the TV, but live you can clearly see what skaters try to disguise, some skaters are truly slow. Satoko for example skates at lightning speed which makes her hard to photograph. Also some skaters do all her jumps in the same places and it's even more apparent when a program is boring. On TV you have the facial expression, live the face is not always good to see.

___

Pairs

The Pairs that stood out were Peng Cheng/Yang Jin and Sui Wenjing and Han Cong. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

They were a league of their own. Their win was foreseen and rightfully so. They both have beautiful programs, beautiful dresses. Sui and Han really have that super star power. They overshadow everyone. Also their speed is so good. One element just floats into another. Cheng Peng/Yang Jin were so happy after their skates. Sui Wenjing was very emotional after the SP score.

The rest of the Pairs field was underwhelming. I like Della Monica/Guarise, but they made so many mistakes nothing was left. The two new Russian pairs are lovely to watch, but nothing special. They blend into the pool of good Pair skaters from Russia. I was sad for Annika Hocke and Robert Kunkel - there ABBA program is so fun - , but apparently he was ill and I think withdrawing was the right choice.

[reversecreek]

✵ zloane , bravier , nyla and sean

ZIGGY & SLOANE

their first impression of your muse:

sexy. tugged on her hair literally the first time he saw her hadn’t even had a conversation bt was just like target? located. going? ✈️ annoy her. probably initially just thought she was only at the skate park bc sean was n was like 🙄 then she cld actually skate n he was like 😏 liked that she gave him shit. found it funny pushing her buttons. liked her eyes. probably was like wtf is in the fuckin water in this town yo why all my friends got hot sisters that shit aint right tryna make me a dog....... not that he was even. phased by betraying those boundaries bt. still. i won’t lie his main first impression was probably jst damn bit hot when she glares at me like that. KJHFSGKSJHGKGHSFKGH

current impression:  

knows her a little more than he likes to know people. favourite person to argue w. can possibly skate better than him bt if she said so he’d be like “ur off ur fuckin tits man” n then practice secretly on his own for hours that night n get 9457295 scrapes. doesn’t like talking abt her dad like him so one time he put a firework in his mailbox n never admitted it was him. has reactions to youtube videos tht make him snort. quite funny in general rly. drinks a lot not that he can judge it’s just sometimes he notices n once he even snatched her cup n drank the rest so she couldn’t. played it off as their typical fuckery bt he isn’t sure what that feeling was. hasn’t been concerned often enough to know it by name. finds her hot at inappropriate moments like when a movie chara’s dying n he’s meant to be sad. finds her hot when she pisses him off too. thinks mayb she likes the excuse to hold onto him when she rides on his vespa but he kind of likes it too so he’s not about to call it out bc “he isn’t about that deep shit”. 

are they attracted to your muse?:  

KFJHGKJGHFGKFHSGKSHGKSFGH. imagine i was jst like no <3... yes. he likes to act like he’s less so than he is bt it’s obvious.

something they find frightening about your muse:

i wouldn’t say it frightens him bt sometimes he catches her looking at him a certain way n it unsettles him but he doesn’t know why. usually just pretends he didn’t catch it.

something they find adorable about your muse:  

he likes her short hair he’s always ruffling it n tugging on it. whenever she hs bumps n scrapes n bruises from falling off her board n getting back on over n over again jst never giving up or giving a fk. when she acts like she isn’t jealous.

would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

umm. no. he’s an asshole. KGJSHFKGHSKFHGSKFGHKGH. sighs.

would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

no..... sees that as dangerous territory wouldn’t wna blur the lines. looks away.

one word my muse would use to describe yours:  

baddie. FKGJHSKGHFGSFHGSKGHSFKHG. demonic (when they’ve had a fight). 

would my muse slap yours if they could?:

no. he loves to argue w her but it never feels that Real u know... more like flirting. even when they’re rly pissed off. wld never enter that territory he hates shit like tht w a passion. cue round of applause from the audience for this absolutely low bar.

would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

i feel like they’re not rly huggy people...... ziggy probably puts his arm around her a lot tho he loves doing that. hs kissed her more times than he can count too n doesn’t plan on stopping

BRADLEY & XAVIER

their first impression of your muse:

funny. mean in a more digestible way than she was used to. he had barbs n she liked the way people winced when they tried to swallow his company. when she got paired w him for a class project she met his eyes across the room n he didn’t quickly look away like most ppl. something abt that intrigued her. a sharp fingernail inside her head kept having to itch at something n she realised it was the urge for him to call her a bad name. this weird craving to hear an angry word inside his mouth just for her. she used to think that’s what someone wanting her was like. still does sometimes. this both pissed her off n caught her attention which is a bit of an accomplishment fr someone who gets bored by everyone n everything.

current impression:  

his heart’s more good than she expected. it felt a bit like having a cat drop a dead mouse at ur doorstep that u don’t know what to do with when she realised that. she felt uncomfortably like her mother when she couldn’t get out of his bed bc she was too depressed n that rly made her feel like. ill honestly. he did all the right things but suddenly she just felt sick abt the whole situation which is Not the normal reaction to ur bf caring about u but bradley doesn’t understand ppl caring abt her. felt more like pity. she thinks he’s better off. she misses him sometimes bt then she reminds herself she doesn’t miss people. does a good job of believing it. one of the best ppl she’s dated not that she’d say it.

are they attracted to your muse?:  

yes..... ws probably. unhinged n rabid when they were dating. very good at hiding it now however. cold at the drop of a hat.

something they find frightening about your muse:

that he witnessed her being vulnerable............ literally grosses her out so much like she’d rather die than. anyone see her like that. when they were dating she’d get paranoid her dad wld somehow find out too n smthn wld happen to him for it. it ws definitely weird for her like the fact she even cared enough to consider tht.

something they find adorable about your muse:  

adorable is rly not a word that fits into bradley’s vocabulary GHSFGHSFKGHSFKG bt hm. maybe if he ever tried to tell her what to do one time even casually. she’d b like awww..... u think i do what anyone tells me? that’s so fucking sweet. 

would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

in most cases no :/..... however if it was smthn to do w the guys that work for her dad then ya she’d put herself in danger to avoid him being in it.

would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

i mean she has in the past bt bradley’s idea of dates is like. starting a bar fight together. getting thrown out of a club n both falling over into trash cans in a dingy back alley. stealing a car. breaking into a random house n fking in a stranger’s bed. fking in the bk of a movie theatre w a horror movie screening. definitely not dinner or anything like tht. she wldn’t now........ they’re not exactly in a place fr that..... 

one word my muse would use to describe yours:  

ex. whatever. i know it’s not one word but “some guy”. FGHSKGHFGKSHG >_>

would my muse slap yours if they could?:

no. she’s a violent person bt not xavier.

would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

NO hugging...................... she fronts like she wldn’t kiss him bt like. if a discussion got heated n they were in each other’s faces who’s to say. 

NYLA & SEAN

their first impression of your muse:

strange little fella which is a very high compliment. kind of reminded them of an animated turtle come to life in the human realm altho they honestly don’t have an explanation for that it’s just the way their brain works. they love the turtles in finding nemo tho so maybe there’s some sort of correlation. very nice face. they kind of wanted to hold his head like a bowling ball just so they could examine it properly. i feel like when they first met him they probably reached out n smoothed a sticky label onto his forehead that said ‘catfish in chernobyl’ n they had one on their forehead that was blank n then they just wafted a pen mid air n were like ‘wanna play guesses?’ even tho that isn’t the name of the game. as if that was just. a completely normal introduction to someone. FGKHSKHGSFKGHSFKG. feel like sean wld have rolled w that tho so nyla was like :P i like.... if they played another round they’d give sean another sticky label that said ‘the loneliest whale in the world’ n then it’d start a whole conversation abt how nyla thinks they can speak whaleish. (whale spin on elvish). 

current impression:  

sean makes them think of that artificial blue raspberry flavour some popsicles have n how it’s always rly fun when they stain ur tongue. sweet n exuberant n leaves a bright impression. he lets them ride on his skateboard sometimes rolling along being lead by them holding his hand n nyla likes to shut their eyes like they’re a bird sailing above the clouds. one of their favourite things to do especially when the sun’s out. bc of this nyla thinks sean was a bird in his past life but not a greedy one like a seagull or a plain one like a pigeon. maybe a bluebird bc of his eyes. he makes them laugh a lot. they entrusted him to babysit their children (as pictured) in his hair for a whole day and night once n they had lots of fun with him so nyla thinks he’s very trustworthy and kind. he also is rly easy to talk to like they cld randomly be like “i’ve been thinking lately that maybe homer simpson could’ve been a good figure skater” n sean wldn’t look at them like they’ve lost their marbles he’d just go w it. they like his company a lot.

are they attracted to your muse?:  

😏

something they find frightening about your muse:

ummm nothing in particular altho one time when they were rly tripping out bc his eyes are blue n it got them thinking abt the ocean n they always think they can talk to ghosts underwater so they were kind of like. thinking abt ghosts whenever they looked him in the eyes. maybe covered their own w their hands n if sean asked why they told him abt it. suddenly he shut his eyes to make them feel better n it turned into a whole thing where nyla had to lead him around the party like a guide dog.

something they find adorable about your muse:  

his nose. watching him talk to his siblings. his hands.

would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

😌 yea

would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

yes............ feel like they’d have fun if they went anywhere tbh........ cn imagine them at a fair eating from the same cotton candy n chattering as they point out things. nyla trying to do that hammer game where u make the meter reach the top n lifting the hammer in the air n falling backwards bc it was heavier than they anticipated.... sean yelling like man down man down..... mayb they take a tab n suddenly the fair is so scary they’re like 😳 we’re in danger...

one word my muse would use to describe yours:  

silly (affectionate). sailor (also term of endearment). gnome (same thing again). cool.

would my muse slap yours if they could?:

no ur sick....

would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

ya to both. jst suddenly had a vision too of nyla being cold one time n clinging to sean from the front like a bushbaby in a hug as he carries her around. suddenly this mode of transportation hs happened more thn once (godmod) (contact my lawyers if u dare bebe) (bitch) (i take it back) (it wasn’t right alli it jst wasn’t right) (pelase forigev m eim shakign)

[golbrocklovely]

In terms of Jake trying too hard with his aesthetic, the same could be said literally about everyone including Sam and Colby, Kat, AND Tara. Have you seen pics of Sam and Colby in kansas and even when they moved out to L.A? Preppy. Kat kinda gave off like a tomboy look before like shed wear snapbacks and now shes a mix of trying to be edgy, or anime cutesy ( its the facial expressions)but sexy too much which is very on trend with ALL of these insta/tiktok girls right now. Tara in high school was the epitome of every girl in the early 2000s who was into Paris Hilton & the simple life i mean her room & car are pink. Even Xepher looked preppy in high school. I personally think peoples styles change and its not that they're trying too hard (Maybe they are unknowingly comforming to a popular style when really they are trying to stand out and be different) if you think of these styles like Punk or Emo or scene they were all about being extreme and dressing out of the ordinary anyway so its contradictory to tell someone who is now dressing like that that they are trying too hard to represent that style because of how "out of the ordinary" they are dressing when thats the point...hope i make sense.

People change, maybe it is a phase he'll grow out of, maybe its a form of self expression that will change once he gets his point across, or maybe without realizing he is acting just like every other person on the internet who claims to be different and an outcast🤷🏻. Also i haaaaate his hair.

i agree, everyone looked different a couple years back, especially since a lot of them were teenagers. i know for 1000% i looked different in high school. mostly bc i didn't like my body so i kinda just wore clothes that would cover me up, but also bc i didn't know how to express myself with clothing yet. sophomore and junior year is when i started to get a style i liked, and then senior year i wore exclusively sweatpants bc senioritis lol

i don't think there is anything wrong with changing your style, as long as you aren't changing it to meet someone else's standards bc fun fact, you never will.

and i get what you're saying, it's similar to the joke of 'all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conform' (we stan bo burnham in this household). just bc now being "dark" is in, that doesn't mean that ppl who are now dressing like it are somehow fake or are only following it for a trend.

not to mention, everyone follows trends. there's nothing wrong with liking things bc they are popular. that's kinda the whole point why something is popular: bc it's well liked.

i think the previous anon was more trying to say that maybe jake isn't being authentic bc his change came very abruptly. for example, colby's change into what he dresses/acts like now was a slow and gradual one, while jake's has kinda only came within the last year or two. he changed his style a bit when he first moved out to la, but it's only been within this last year that he has gone into the full one that he has now. is it possible he has amped up this bc of his music? sure. but i don't think there is anything wrong with that tbh. i don't think he's lying and pretending to be something he is not. honestly, he could feel so much more comfortable with himself that he now feels like he can express himself to the fullest extent, and i think that comes with being a little outlandish.

if you don't agree, that's totally fine too ! personally, i think he could also be expressing himself like this to get rid of any "fake fans" that were only around for him from back in the trap house and vine days. he's no longer that person, but that's not a bad thing to me. everyone changes, and that's okay :)

(also i don't really care for his hair, but it's also whatever to me lol i don't quite understand having it super short underneath but long all around. it's like an ass-backwards mullet... but who am i to judge? i've had the same hair style since birth)

[moontours]

A big reason of why I don't call Kwannon by her codename Psylocke is because that name is too linked to yellow face b*tch Betsy Braddock, I know and understand the whole "I'm reclaiming the name back" but in a general sense it doesn't really work, if you say "Psylocke" most fans will think about Betsy, if you search the tag is almost all Betsy, it's hard to separate the name and the character after so many decades.

Also it honestly feels cheap, before Hellions Kwannon wasn't even treated like an actual character, her past was so generic is ridiculous, it just felt like Marvel wanted to have white Betsy without losing their generic ninja.

Good that Hellions is showing Kwannon some respect and treating her like her own person, and it didn't even ignore her trauma with Betsy but it was centered in her, not like Excalibur being all about that white guilt bullshit.

yeah :// like by all rights kwannon should reclaim the name if she wants to but its never gonna be associated with her the way it is with betsy n that absolutely sucks ass like whenever ppl tag stuff as psylocke or they mention psylocke theres a huge chance theyre talking abt betsy instead of kwannon. it's literally so annoying n if she wants a new alias id support her. and tbh yeah they realized that they couldnt keep betsy as a bodysnatcher forever but they didnt want to lose their sexy ninja so kwannon gets to fill that role now lmao like can she please get a new suit 😭

thank god for hellions though. outside of sword, its prob my fave title of the era. it does kwannon well i think, and allows her to be angry at betsy in the way that excalibur doesnt. also i think excalibur should eat shit for making kwannon help betsy