#wisdom teeth high

[anonauthorsworkshop]

Can we have a scenario with all the lords of alagadda just reacting to mc suddenly teleporting to their territory again and randomly arguing with 035 while running away?

this is a borderline crackpost but i don’t care because i wanted to have fun with it. kindaaa ooc oknoitdefinitelyis

enjoy!

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035 was seething. You could easily tell; black goop was pouring out of the mask's every orifice in waves, dripping down his host's neck and spilling onto his attire. You take a glance at his ensemble, which was no longer a simple researcher's uniform, but a grandiose tailcoat with ruffled cuffs. (...The outfit change may or may not have been your doing).

He looks at you with pure, unadulterated rage. Intermittent beads of sweat roll down the side of your cheek. His glaring causes a sudden urge to explain yourself, and so you decide to speak. You open your mouth very, very slowly.

A voice in the distance murmurs a skeptical inquiry.

“Shouldn’t we just-“

“Hush, Yellow." The Red Lord practically slaps a hand onto the face, or rather, mask, of his confidant. It effectively shuts him up, albeit only for a moment. "We are spying on them!”

Yellow grumbles, recoiling from the unwanted contact. “…You know well that if White were here, they would report this," he makes a grand gesture toward the unseemly duo, "to the Ambassador right away.”

“Oh," Red scoffs, waving Yellow's doubtful words away with a hand. He turns to the side, resumes his observation of your antics, and kicks his legs back and forth, not unlike a giggly schoolgirl would. "Just hush and focus on them!”

Yellow follows Red's gaze and looks on with cynical eyes.

035's words come out sharp. "Why did you come here again?" His fists are shaking, and you wince at how deep he digs his fingernails into his palm. "Moreover, bring me with you?"

You rub your hands together nervously, averting eye contact. "Well, I haven't seen Amingvolvin in quite a while. I wanted to give them a gift." Wobbily, your gaze moves upward to meet his. "And, I kind of- may have, accidentally ran into you? As I was about to teleport?"

You are unable to accurately gauge his reaction. 035 is still.

...

“That’s it." He finally says in disbelief. "That’s the reason.”

"Well, I guess-"

Abruptly, 035 moves toward you with overpowering intent. You flinch and stumble backward. At this point, you fully expected him to just punch you, but your body relaxes as you inspect him closer. His fists clench and unclench with what is undoubtedly anger, however, something tells you that he cannot bring, could never bring himself to project that emotion onto you.

You watch as his hands fully unclench, and he slumps his shoulders in what seems to be acceptance.

"Let us focus on leaving this place."

"O-of course!" You perk up with a stammer, surprised by his switch in attitude. "We've done this before, we can do it again."

035 sighs, and steps closer to grab you by the hand. "You really ought to be more careful. Every time that I find you, you are always involved in some dreadful sort of mess..."

It is at the moment when his fingers touch yours that something inside Red crackles, and it bursts into flaming jealousy. He stands up suddenly, and the ends of his robes intimidatingly flare out to the sides like a predator threatening its prey. There is a low, deep bellow which he emits that makes his presence known.

Yellow turns to Red, exasperated. He had to admit, he did not find it exactly pleasant to watch the former Anguished Lord's hand make contact with yours, but...

"I thought you wanted to keep a LOW profile?!"

At this, you dart your head toward the two Lords with wide, panicked eyes. Your mouth slams shut, and you grab 035's right arm to drag him along with you, but it slips out of your grip, detaches from his shoulder, and promptly falls to the floor.

...

You reach over frantically at 035's remaining left arm, hauling him beside you and sprinting away into the depths of Alagadda’s Euclidean landscape.

[flickeringflame216]

also lest I do naught but grumble, blessings roll call! share blessings or news or prayer requests in the tags :)

[kalcium-yippee]

I had my wisdom teeth removed. I was high off anesthetics. Here are some screenshots I messaged to my friend group GC about 5 minutes after waking up. Enjoy.

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

Everything is wow like wooooaoooooooh

Hi tumblr friends I love you so much ch @lostfanboy @olliedollie1204 @adamarks @robyntheredhead @cool-sword @cringedog I’m sorry I don’t talk to you much I give social anxiety and I’m afraid to make friends but you’re really cool anyway I like u I like it here you make me happy to be on tumblr for 7 years even if other people think it’s cringe here I’m sleepy

I just got thewidom teeth out can you tell I’m zonked out my gourd

Gourd 🎃 why don’t we have a squash emoji???????????? This is not ookk

My mom is really cool

[void-of-unparalled-chaos]

The Healthcare horrors persist

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

k, m, n, t for pd and/or suck!!! >:33333

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?

-> you know i gotta say wiwi. i have to. that character was Made For Me i swear to GOD . genuinely i cannot think about prime defenders season 2 episode 39 without feeling physically sick bc i love it so much. its the only one i havent relistened to since i heard it the first time. i KNOW its gonna make me cry again so i genuienly have not touched it even though theres things in there i need to hear again for character research. his arc is so like. narratively satisfying in a way that hits me so fucking deep to my core in an extremely personal way. and like. there were definitely some Decisions that i was REALLY ANNOYING about hating when they were brought up because im used to media with bad storytelling/creators that do not care about their characters but. looking back on it i would not change a single thing about it. i love you wiwi so much.

-> FOR SUCK.... its not over yet. so i cannot definitively say. campaign finale comes out tomorrow so my answer may change depending on that but for right now i think i gotta say arthur. i joke a lot about hating arthur for no real reason in particular but. man his story is just REALLY good. not going 2 give you suck spoilers (hehe) but i also really like how shilo has grown through the campaign. hes my little guy :]

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

-> TIDE. TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIDE TIDE TIDE I LOVE TIDE SO MUCH. thats my dad thats my best friend i love tide so much dude. every time he is mentioned or on screen i am just like :D HI TIDE I LOVE YOU TIDE

-> grefgore :] light of my life this is how i feel anytime i think about grefgore

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).

-> CHARACTER STUDIES. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. I LIKE A GOOD SHIPPING FIC AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT PLEASE GOD WRITE THEM IN CHARACTER. EXPLORE THEIR THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS AND WHY THEY MAKE CERTAIN DECISIONS THE WAY THEY DO. this doesnt even go for just pd and suck this is like. true for every single fandom ive ever fucking been in. do you know how hard it is to find character studies in the danny phantom tag on ao3. nobody has even fucking watched the show how are they going to write character studies they just want (<< i cannot legally finish this sentence without getting in so much trouble) I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MY FUCKING SELF AROUND HERE. ALL I EVER WRITE ARE CHARACTER STUDIES BC THATS THE WAY I THINK ABOUT CHARACTERS. I LOVE THEIR MOTIVATIONS I LOVE TO GET INSIDE THEIR BRAINS LIKE A LITTLE PARASITE AND IT IS ALWAYS SURPRISING TO ME WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DO NOT THINK LIKE THIS. (edit im just now reading through this and realized the question says three things. i did not process that. my three things are all more character studies please)

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? 

-> oh dude i have so many hmmmmmmm how to choose just one. i have a LOT of feelings about wiwis original death and i might write something about that when i can get over my shrimp emotions about him. dakota cole audhd truther but that ones pretty much canon anyway so i dont think it counts. vyncent and his relationship with growing up in fantasy world and then being thrown into prime and how he adjusted to that. I think he really lies shitty syfy channel type horror movies that are so stupidly bad. and also plays a lot of video games but again i think thats mostly canon already. i think tide listens to dad rock but also like. ocean man by ween. you already know about my william and ashe being each others emotional support at concerts. i think william and ashe should hang out and do emo kid things more. i also have a lot of feelings about ashe and coping with the crippling loneliness of basically growing up alone and how the pd becoming like INSTANT best friends was so much for him in sooo many ways. you already know how i feel about mark i am in the middle of dissecting him like im in a high school biology class as we speak. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i know im gonna think of something really good after i hit the post button so stay tuned

[deuces-stone-cold-style]

Matching my nails to my dolls part ?

I love this color specially, because if you're as obsessed with G1 as I am, then you know this is the color they always give the ghouls in the movies, it's not actually black, it's burgundy.

[toxxtt-kotlc]

most unrealistic thing about kotlc is that a class of high schoolers get to go on a field trip

[thebunnylord]

List of things the human AU ttte characters have done while coming out of anesthesia

Thomas: Wisdom teeth removal, was convinced that they stole his tongue

Edward: heart surgery, stared at the ceiling lights intensely before falling back to sleep

Henry: emergency surgery after his flying kipper accident, snores

Gordon: appendix removal, developed forgiven accent syndrome and cussed out the nurses in a heavy Scottish accent

James: wisdoms teeth, flirted with the nurses and then cried when the nurses tried to stop him from eating the gaze in his mouth.

Percy: wisdoms teeth:

(FLASHING LIGHTS AHEAD)

Toby: knee surgery, “I love you Henrietta! You are the best wife a man could ever have, if they were giving out awards for the best wife, you’d be number one… if you weren’t my wife, and I wasn’t married to you, and I was married to someone else, I would fight that person and run to you… oh Henrietta…”

Duck: leg lengthening, made a bunch of drunk duck quacking noises before reciting the railway rules and regulations

Donald: wisdom teeth, “ey dougie…. I did it…. Wow…. Go scotland… !!^%$!! England… can I have a lollipop?” Later became confused on how he obtained said lollipop.

Douglas: wisdom teeth, made a bunch of incoherent Scottish noises because his whole face was numb.

Oliver: dislocated shoulder, pretended he was flying a jet plane at one point.

Bill: wisdom teeth, let loose about everything he thought of about Ben.

Ben: wisdom teeth, was just coming out of anesthesia to even know that Bill was cussing him out, also took the entire jar of candy at the reception desk.(they had their wisdom teeth removed at the same time)

Emily: Broken arm, incoherent babbling.

Diesel: broken foot, told everyone there that he was going to quit his job to be gay (?????) or so that’s what it sounded like….

[sunstainedpages]

We're not having a fun time right now

[corrodxdcoffin]

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

[andie-cake]

...my mouth doesn't really hurt today? are my wisdom teeth done growing in, or am i being lulled into a false sense of security?? i kinda figured it was gonna hurt until after i got them pulled???

[chinchilling]

Found this hot take fresh from January 2015 in my notes app and it took me out.

“People who want me to use math after college deserve to go to prison.”

I mean… 🤷🏻

[tommotummo]

love me on tiktok @lthqofficial

[bread-of-death]

Keep having to remind myself that not only can I not eat I can't drink for the next twelve hours :((