#with an attention span of a goldfish

[episims]

"Ugh. Great! Now my jeans are soaked as well."

". . . sorry."

"How about a... school bus?"

"...Why would we do a presentation about a school bus?"

"Well, i-it's a school thingy!"

"Oh, right. Why not that old globe in the classroom? I'm sure it has a lot of history to write about."

"Ooh. Maybe-"

"A school presentation doesn't mean it has to be about school, Amy!!"

"...W-what should it be about, then?"

"Did you even read the fucking assignment??"

"Um. Nope! It was so long."

[gordonsicedcoffee]

(potato qualityᵀᴹ) behind-the-scenes footage of leigh whannell

[kovalitics]

A little something I started and never finished :)

[localapparently]

Do you have some Orv fics your recommend? O just your favorite fics?

Hello, in terms of fics I love or recommend, I base them off of how many times I've reread them. This list will be a sfw list, here are a few I love dearly:

missing person report by lorilanda

9.7k words, post canon, kdj/yjh

more often than not by lateralparallel

5.8k words, canon divergence bodyswap AU, hsy/kdj/yjh

they're just glasses, Kim Dokja by fierygaze

2.9k words, post canon, hsy/kdj/yjh

the borromean knot by ineedacatchyname

1.4k words, canon compliant, post canon, ambiguously romantic hsy/kdj/yjh

There are plenty more I love but if I typed too many the post would get too long. A few more that I enjoy are also some of Biyou's fics like your serenity and sparrows and mattresses, or pythia's i’ll take a quiet life, no alarms and no surprises. These fics are more sleepy and calm, and I often read them when I can't sleep.

[transk0vsky]

The return of the Casey gifs yipeee!!

[itsnotzka]

Ciri | Cahir

Found those in the depths of my unfinished things :)

[fabled-lady-twilla]

Which of the following ShigaDeku fic ideas sound the most interesting to you?

I have a handful of ShigaDeku fics I've been consistently working on over the past couple of months. I keep switching back and forth and writing out small scenes for each story in order to get a sense of the direction I want to take them in. They're all different flavors of dark romance and hurt/comfort and have great potential. I just can't decide which one I want to write first. Help meeeeeee! 😭😭😭

I need your opinions, ShigaDeku fans! Could you tell me which one of the following story ideas sounds the most interesting or even rate them out of four like 1/4, 2/4, etc. based on your interest? 🥺👉👈

Canon Divergence Soulmate AU

Dark romance, action, hurt/comfort, and psychological drama.

Long-lost childhood friends to mortal enemies to soulmates.

Heroes vs. villains dilemma (fixing systemic issues in hero society together with Hawks + Aizawa + the League of Villains).

Izu and Shiga discovering they're not only childhood friends but also soulmates whose souls are tied to each other for eternity.

Set in canon universe and loosely follows the MHA storyline EXCEPT it actually has a genuinely hopeful ending, gives the League a redemption arc, and achieves lasting changes for society!

Yakuza Stepbrother AU

Dark romance, suspense, hurt/comfort, and crime drama.

Izu and Shiga are stepbrothers through Inko's secret marriage to All For One fifteen years prior to the beginning of the story.

Shigaraki inheritance dilemma (Izu signs away his rights to the fortune away because Inko (on her deathbed) told him to do so in order to protect him from getting involved with mafia drama. Too bad she didn't consider Shiga becoming obsessed with Izu upon meeting him and dragging him into the mafia world anyway). 😅

Yakuza territory war dilemma (because Izu is technically Shiga's stepbrother by marriage, he's threatened strongly encouraged to stay with the Shigaraki family until its safe for him to move out.

Tartarus Rehabilitation AU

Dark romance, thriller, hurt/comfort, and psychological drama.

Izu is a therapist-in-training who believes in rehabilitation for criminals. Shiga is a serial killer incarcerated in Tartarus for going on killing sprees targeting people who are cruel to animals.

Due to one of Izu's co-workers being sick, he's called in to cover for an interview with none other than Shiga himself. By the end of the interview, Shiga becomes infatuated with Izu and refuses to speak to anyone else or release important details about his murders unless Izu is the one questioning him.

Shiga's obsession eventually becomes worse and worse until he breaks out of Tartarus with the help of All For One (because of course he does) and Izu is like, well shit, time to go into hiding!

Paranormal Fantasy AU

Dark romance, paranormal fantasy, hurt/comfort, and horror.

Izu is a mystic who specializes in healing medicine for immortal beings like vampires, lycans, shapeshifters, mages, certain kinds of demons, undead, cursed beings, and of course, all of the supernatural hunters who get hurt keeping these beings in line.

Shiga is a hybrid of unknown origin (haven't decided if he's going to be a half-demon or half-vampire yet) who gets grievously injured one day defending his territory from an opposing coven leader.

Dabi drags Shiga to Izu's remote cottage and demands that the mystics heal his coven leader or he'll slaughter him right then and there. Izu, never being able to deny someone in need of healing, decides that he'll heal Shiga as long as his coven provides protection while he stays in their territory, and Dabi agrees.

Over the course of a week, Shiga stays in Izu's cottage with him as Izu slowly uses his magic to heal Shiga's wounds. Shiga spends the entire time obsessively taking in every detail of Izu's life, trying to figure out why he's on the run and how Shiga can make Izu join his coven and make him stay with Shiga forever.

Pretty please let me know which one of these story ideas you liked the most! My ADHD brain is really struggling with which one to go for, so I would really appreciate your opinion on these. 💚💚💚

[ales-macaroni]

they’re so silly i love them sm :3

[necromancy-inc]

a little ray of sunshine uwu (most of the time)

[faerieostara]

I apologize for this being extremely self-indulgent. I had some dumb scenario in my head of my toon and Holly playing Monster Hunter World. I feel she would definitely main a great sword, lance, or sword & shield.

[trlblzd]

is it too late to join in the ship tierlist bandwagon

[steelthroat]

*crying desperately*

I have a new fanfic idea...

*weeps inconsolably*

It looks like a longfic

[kindred-spirit-93]

Nina, not to be that annoying af teacher but girlll ya gotta studyyy, ur gonna stress urself out laterrrr

Shrey <3

LMAO OK IM SORRY ILL GO

[cemetery-irises]

this was supposed to be a fully coloured pokemon emil but i got eurhh… distracted and colour theory is a bitch so have some sketchies

[stevethehairington]

thinkin about how in elementary school me and my friends were actively trying to write a script/screenplay for a bloody mary movie

[magicbeings]

out of context snippet

thank you @quiethauntings for the tag :D

“Hi, Sirius! Great party!” Lily added, turning to face Sirius and giving him a gentle tug on the shoulder. “When Marlene called earlier, she said you really wanted me to come. I didn’t want to come alone, so I brought some friends. That’s okay, yeah?”

“Sure, yeah, house is always open. The more, the merrier, right?” Sirius threw his arms wide in a dramatic gesture, scanning the faces before him. Lily and James were beaming, while the boy with the greasy hair still looked like he had a stinky sock under his nose. Meadowes was smiling politely, the way you do when a friend of your mum says she once helped change your nappies, and Remus Lupin– 

Remus Lupin had a very puzzled expression on his face. It was unreadable, and Sirius let his gaze linger a beat longer on the scar on the boy’s upper lip, which, unsurprisingly, made images flash in his mind of the last time they talked, almost a year ago. He shook it off and downed the rest of his beer.

no pressure tags: @pseudonymforme @major-toast