#woopty doo

[uncanny-tranny]

happy transsexual thursday! my friend & i have been struggling so much with voice training, feeling too stupid & embarrassed to keep going every time we try… we kinda felt like it was hopeless & we’d never make any progress. and now she can control her larynx!! she did it!! :D

Voice training takes so much time, energy, and commitment that a lot of people don't recognize. It takes a lot of time to explore what range you want your voice to be at and what is comfortable, and I wish more people would see that.

I'm so proud of you and your friend! Voice training is such a great thing, and your efforts aren't for naught. I hope you and your friend continue to learn about your voices and how you want it to exist <3

[abeginningdream]

I have a strange feeling that constantly consuming inappropriate content on the internet at the age of 9 negatively impacted my concept of sex

[dawncry]

whos your favorite character youve made so far? :3

Honestly? Darian and Qonora

They've always held a special place in my heart being the first characters I made.

There was no outside influence from anybody, all the design choices were mine, and even the species were made by me. While their story may not be entirely original, I'm glad that it's mine, and it'll stay that way.

[katetcake]

Counter's at 3 now

[some-israeli-guy]

Israel agreed to daily pauses in the war to allow vaccinating the population against polio.

Wooptie fucking doo. Do any of the hostages get a vaccine, or for that matter any medical attention at all in the last 10 months?

Why are we supposed to bend over backwards while our people get nothing?

As long as the hostages don't get medical treatment, no one in Gaza should.

[ladysomething]

not really unique but maybe some kind of actors/movie star au where max and charles are the two it boys of hollywood and therefore have always been pitted against each other as rivals. however, they’re casted together in a movie with an esteemed director that neither want to refuse. then they fall in love woopty doo !!

firstly it's not your job to make the concept unique! that's on me baby! so don't stress about it, and I love this idea!!

also... this one got so long haha

ok so to keep the past tension, for sure they were on like. a Disney channel show together growing up. pit against each other like Zendaya and Bella Thorne.

they were playing best friends and had amazing chemistry, but secretly couldn't stand each other. Max is definitely a repo baby, whereas Charles is so pretty he gets a lot of opportunities. they both resent each other because of it: Charles thinks Max gets everything because of his dad, whereas Max thinks Charles get everything because he's pretty.

eventually they have a big fight on set, and the show gets shut down because of it. maybe they get physical - maybe they just refuse to work with each other anymore

Max is the first one to rebuild his image - he works and works on as many movies as he can, trying to only be in Serious Dramas so people know he's a Real Actor

whereas Charles kind of disappears from acting for a while and instead turns to modelling

cut forward, they're both very successful in their fields. Max already has an Oscar, whereas Charles is getting brand deal after brand deal

and then, like, Scorsese or Greta Gerwig or somebody incredible goes to Charles and pitches a movie to him

some kind of really angsty, dramatic, gay love story set on the Italian coastline (heh heh, just because I think I'm funny, let's make the movie be based on Give Me That Fire lmao) (even though that was set in London) (lets make it GMTF but set in a restaurant on the Italian coastline lol)

anyway so Charles turns them down at first and says he doesn't act anymore, but Greta Gerwig is like, "No, I want you in this part, and you can have first pick of your co-star."

So Charles, "I want Max."

Max is tentative at first, doesn't want to work with Charles, but Gerwig says that Charles picked him and so Max ends up agreeing

it's super awkward between them at first, so they end up having to do some bonding exercises to try and ease the tension, and while they do it they apologise to each other for their behaviour as kids and congratulate each other on their successes

filming is much smoother from there, and Charles and Max end up admiring each other's skill

Charles appreciates how hard Max works, and how much more he achieved that his than his father, while Max is impressed with how good Charles still is even though he hasn't acted in years

they end up kind of being like ... "Hey, you're not too bad?" and spending a lot of time together outside of filming

maybe Charles spends a couple nights in Max's hotel room

they film that really intimate sex scene from GMTF and afterwards they're both so emotionally spent but also a little turned on from the tension and the kissing, even though its a Film Set and they're not actually that sexy to film

Max absolutely falls in love first - he realises what he's feeling for Charles, and pines hopelessly from a distance

meanwhile Charles is terrified of being Known and Knowing Somebody, and he can't let himself fall in love

but Max is so sweet and charming and the more time they spend together they more he realises just how wrong he's always been about Max

anyway, by the end of filming they're both hopelessly in love but neither have admitted it

they part ways, Charles going back to modelling, Max moving on to his next movie, and then they're reunited for the press tour

they end up confessing their feelings during the tour and having an intense affair, but at the end of it they decide to go their seperate ways because of how busy they both are ... though obviously neither of them actually want to seperate. they just think the other person does.

anyway the movie comes out and everybody loves it, they praise their acting and the range of emotions Charles showed and how well Max embodied this lonely chef and the chemistry the two of them had and how well it told the story of these people who had been in love and who's relationship had fallen apart, but then who had wanted to try again anyway despite it (yeah obvi it's a metaphor for Charles and Max's relationship in this universe too haha)

it ends up getting nominated for a bunch of Oscars, and Max gets nommed for best actor and Charles for best supporting actor

idk if Max wins but Charles definitely does

and at the after party they find each other and it's just inevitable, really, that they'd kiss again

anyway from there they'd basically just make it work, because they admit they're in love and want to give it a go, so they do

Max keeps acting, and Charles gets to choose between modelling and acting, whatever he wants. idk exactly how it would end aside from them being very happy!

[cypher-droid]

"Now, to row row row my boat over the falls,

and maybe wake up from my dream, yeah!!!!!!"

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🎵 - Will Wood - 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.).

[ 2 posts in 1 day, woopty-fricking-doo ]

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[jackiedoes-things]

hehe little Jack-o-flare focused au 👹

so basically a runaway au with the main boys Jack, solarflare, and bloodmoon. So the main gang make a machine that’ll drag something out from solar’s dimension and woopty doo they drag out solarflare, although they stay “quiet” solarflare can tell he wasn’t wanted and meets bloodmoon (post separation and brother death) the two talk and build a brotherish relationship and one day solarflare and bloodmoon head to that one place bloodmoon 1 was killed and solarflare rebuilds him, which just strengthens the 3’s bond.

They all have the shared feeling of being unwanted of unneeded and decide they should just run away, when they’re about to they encounter Jack, and although him and solarflare have only spoken once Jack wishes to go with them to escape, and solarflare agrees.

and yeh that’s basically it, I also decided to give solarflare star powers which he basically got since eclipse had the star with him when he he died and the power went to solarflare, so he got fire and ground powers

[royalberryriku]

// Sort of a vent/ political rant but yeah

TLDR Free Palestine and there IS no antisemitism besides Israel itself, and the Zionists speaking for Jewish survivors of the holocaust who consistently say "not in our name".

Absolutely fascinating how we've gotten to this point of hundreds of Jews saying "hey this thing doesn't represent us!" and "Not in our name" while not-Jews say "hey stop being antisemetic" at these exact said Jews for saying a thing non-Jewish people don't like. And yes there are Jews saying this too, but a very large number are also saying Not Us and we're just. Ignoring them. Speaking over them. Silencing them. Then act like that isn't fucking antisemetic??

Also how said non-Jews are predominantly white Christian Zionists who also want Jews dead alongside Muslims because they think Israel belongs to Christians and in government positions of country's who have historically hated Jews and wanted them dead or legislated against them at the very VERY least.

And here we are still, in this western society that has a huge ass history of antisemitism that has existed since way after world war II with how badly they're still treated, calling freaking Jews antisemetic for not agreeing to the non-Jew WHITE CHRISTIANS WHO HATE THEM with their opinion of literally just "shut up for being the wrong kind of Jew" since that is, you know, really antisemetic but hey since they said it and they're defending Israel they're apparently totally allowed to tell Jews to shut up apparently when they "say the wrong thing".

It reminds me of other times when the suffering of a minority group is co-opted by people not even in that group who only listen to the smallest, TINIEST fraction of said minority who happen to agree with them. Usually out of internalised fear or hatred for other minorities.

All the while being okay with Jews saying by the hand of the IOF and being "yeah but what about Hamas" when Israel has killed hostages and Israeli civilians over and over again with "friendly fire", meanwhile Jewish Palestinians also die, and also as if arabic people in general aren't also of the Semitic people like... Israel itself has been antisemetic and murdering the Semitic race for, what 76+ years now? but we're still willing to back and ethnostate that refuses to even teach the holocaust properly more than listen tobthe majority of Jews who have said, over and over, "not in our name". Particularly holocaust survivors who have said they're appalled and who we actively silence in all of this because, woopty doo, they don't say what white Christian leaders want.

And by fascinating I mean absolutely fucking horrible.

It costs nothing to maybe think for five seconds "huh, why are so many Jews against Israel" to figure out that maybe Israel is fucking antisemetic that's why?? Because WE, our nation's in the west, have been antisemetic for a long ass time while we go "huh I wonder who's gonna deal with those neo Nazis attacking synagogues :/" and "I wonder why it's on the rise and no one's caring or talking about it" because our nation's are okay with it maybe like Jewish people have been saying and we've been ignoring for a long ass time?? Maybe because this shit about "aww the west just cares about Jews guys, stop being insensitive" is bullshit because where were you all when Jewish graves were being defaced by neo Nazis?? Because maybe Israel saying "we celebrate the killing of arabic babies because no child is innocent" is fucked up and doesn't represent Jews and claiming it does makes you antisemetic as all fuck?? Damn, what's not to get.

Also an interesting (and by that I mean fucked up) fact; so far, each time I talk about this issue with really pro Israel people, they keep being like "well I don't really like Jews either" or "I think it's good that Jews aren't in my country". So many pro Israel people are just antisemetic to the core.

Anyway, sorry for the rant but also not sorry if you support Israel by now I'm just gonna fucking assume you hate both Arabs and Jews. Wanting the side that actively bombs its own hostages doesn't care about Jews so no don't come at me with excuses either. Israel doesn't help Jews they don't care about Jews.

[legallyacceptibleurl]

i see @some-israeli-guy around a lot in the liberal zionist circles, is this your guy? hate speech under the cut

ID: screenshot of a post. the top bar says @jewishgay4il reblogged @sole-e-acqua

@some-israeli-guy: “Israel agreed to daily pauses in the war to allow vaccinating the population against polio.

Wooptie fucking doo. Do any of the hostages get a vaccine, or for that matter any medical attention at all in the last 10 months?

Why are we supposed to bend over backwards while our people get nothing?

As long as the hostages don't get medical treatment, no one in Gaza should.”

End ID.

is this your guy

ID: a screenshot of the bottom part of a post. what’s visible is the lower part of a video, where you can see the legs of a man sitting on the ground, his foot is bleeding. a text box in the video says "You see what happens to stone throwers?"

underneath is a reblog by @some-israeli-guy that reads: “Beautiful! Kill them all and erase Palestine from history!” End ID.

ID: a screenshot of a post by @some-israeli-guy that reads:

“No one in Gaza is innocent. On October 7th Gazan citizens, people who didn't have any connection to hamas before, became murderers, rapists, and slavers. They cut off a man's head and put it up for auction. They held hostages in their homes and used them as slaves.

Now is when the pro pali fuckers say "not all Gazans". Bullshit. How many Palestinians protested any of this? O. They celebrated.

They deserve misery. They deserve to live in tents with open sewer flowing in the streets. They deserve to die.”

End ID.

[terrence-silver]

How would 80s terry feel about being beloveds first kiss and significant other? Love your writing, some of the best I’ve read♥️

Part of Terry Silver would be convinced untouched, kissless virgins ceased existing as a concept around the time of the First California Gold Rush.

Okay, all jokes aside --- but then again, am I joking? Am I really? It's the 80's, the decade widely considered one of sex, drugs and rock and roll, and Terry Silver's own hedonistic, upper class lifestyle might lead him to believe, that hey, while people aren't all necessarily debauched (mainly because he's convinced they, unlike him, they simply can't afford it and people who can't afford things view life's pleasures as sour grapes, which, wooptie-doo, for all he's concerned) they still aren't as sheltered and as irrationally pure as to be entirely devoid of basic experience because, knowledgeable and analytical as he is, he doesn't figure that's realistic. Until he finds one devoid of basic experience, yes. As such, discovering beloved is like discovering a rare, improbable gem. Or a new continent! Quite literally. He isn't sure if he'd tease them for it, test if they're a liar even though he knows they're not (but hey, why deny himself the satisfaction of prodding and poking anyway?) cruelly laugh at them, laugh at himself for being so lucky to stumble upon them first, seduce them slowly, quickly --- allow them to beg to be seduced, play this fully seriously and pretend he's much less experienced than he really is to appeal to them or just claim them and ruin them for everyone else? Perhaps, all of the above? Like, this is the type of stuff money can't buy. A kissless virgin who's never felt the touch of a hand? A caress? Stroking, salivating, heaving and thrusting? Giving and submitting? Being guided, molded and taught? Open to opportunity? All opportunity? Good, bad, the very worst and the very best all at once? A blank canvas he can fill with anything he wishes? My goodness, he's hit the jackpot! He loves that. He loves it so much! He's a kid in a candy shop. Like, he'd be manic and enthusiastic concerning the prospect of, oh, I don't know, all the things he could possibly do, to the degree he ain't sure what he wants to do first.

You have to understand --- this is a man who has everything.

So, something he doesn't have? Or hasn't had before?

It's always alluring.

Someone who's suspectable and teachable? A wide-eyed innocent? Uncharted, untouched territory? Someone who's never known anything unless he's demonstrating it to them? A trust he can use or abuse if he so deems it? He can show them unimaginable sights and then discard them for it's own sake, deliberately, as an act of sadism, to let them wander desperate and heartbroken or he can take and devour them in the most selfish, possessive way imaginable. Perfect. Even more alluring. Options are endless. He wants them and he'll have them because he's decided already he's the most fitting person to show them everything. It's the Sensei and teacher in him that cannot resist the opportunity. It's the greedy Capitalist in him, meanwhile, that cannot resist just collecting the rare and the beautiful. So, beloved gets collected too. Like a once in a lifetime bottle of old vintage champagne or an unique piece of art only he has and nobody else --- and they get savored. Time and time and time again. So, how does Terry Silver feel about beloved never having had a significant other prior to him, going as far as to have never really kissed anyone before?

Oh, baby, he feels elated and as feral as one can get.

The World's truly his very own oyster.

Not that he ever doubted it.

[misterfeller]

the cryptic asks are fun :)

you'll never know who i am

mainly because we're not mutuals and i dont follow anyone, so i'm invisible to you

so uh

you can call me whatever you want

ohhh okay!!!! i thought you would be one of my mutuals. you kind of remind me of faggot mouse. i am okay with more cryptic asks this is so fun yay! deciding what to call you is going to be really hard bc i barely know anything about you. i have this stupid thing in my phone where it gives me cats and i name them. maybe you could look through them and see if any names feel like you. i would put screenshots of all the names here but there would be too many. i will copy and paste some for you. under the cut bc there are 5 million even with some taken out

a kiss without the moustache is like an egg without salt

agate

al crane

alabaster

alberta

aldebaran

alexandra vondude

alfie

alma

andromeda

aphid

arnold babatunji

arthur

aziraphale

baas kwaadwillig

bat masterson

bcos

beach ball

bebop

betty

beverly

big audrey

big louise

billy brown

billy the phantom bellboy

birdie

blubbert

blynken

bobby

bobo botn

bora karaca

bruce bunyip

cab calloway

captain buffalo birnbaum

carl azuz

cassiopeia

catskills

catsup

chase

chick the cherub

chicken nancy

chris harrington

clarinda quackenboss

clive montague

colonel ken krenwinkle

copper

cordelia

crowley

d'artagnan

dandelion

darlin companion

davy

davy jones

dawn

deady bye bye

dinner

dionne

dirty bobby

doris

dot

dr. charlotte

electric larry

elizabeth van vreemdeling

elizatryst

erlking

eunice

fancy

fats waller

flapsur

flop

flossie

floyd

flying saucer

ford

found

francine

francis

frankanon

frosted mini spooners

fuffy

ganymede

gee wilikers

gizmodgery

gladys

gloopy

gnash

go to bed

good

goopy bloppy drippy sparkly

gradene

gwendolyn marshrat

hammersmith odeon

harold boonstangle

her majesty

hergeschleimer

hootenanny

horatius birnbaum

hot dog supper

ichabod

iggy birnbaum

irving

japonica

jason

jaws

juno

jurgen leitner

k spar

kitty nebelstreif

leitmotif

little bunny foo foo

live at the beeb

lola

louis

lullabye

mab

magic

maple leaf rag

marlon

mary

matches

maurice

melvin

meowy

milk

millicent

minnie the moocher

molly o'malley

moly b. denum

molybdenum

monkberry moon delight

mr bloodvessel

mr moon

mr moonlight

mr. plumbean

mrs. wimpydimple

ms. magistra

muffin man

nash

neddie wentworthstein

nick bluegum

nod

odds bodkins

nick bluegum

nod

odds bodkins

opal

orion

orthoclase feldspar

pajama

paloma

pearl

peppernut

percy "thrills" thrillington

peterkins

pickled pepper

pierre

pizza pie

plagioclase feldspar

pleistocene

polly pocket

potassium feldspar

povitica

prairiedog birnbaum

presyncope

prime meridian

professor tag

rex the wonder horse

ricky

rip van winkle

roberta

roger van tussenvuxel

ronnie wolfspit

rural

sadie

sally

samuel klugarsh

sandor eucalyptus

sargent caleb

satin spar

scarecrow

seamus finn

serutan yob

shangri-la

sheridan

sholmos bunyip

sinister

smokey joe

sorghum

space station level 7

sparkle

spookhuizen

sporty

stella octangula

steve craft

strega nona

suzie bunny boo boo

sweetie

syncope

the baritone buckaroo

thine

time machine

topsy

tough bananas

uncle borgel

valentine

wah watusi

wallace

wanda

weer

wendell

whorlygig

wicked anabella

wing ding

winnifred

wolluf

woofy davis

woopty doo

wynken

yggdrasil birnbaum

zaphod beeblebrox

zooxanthellae

[hamyhamyhakki]

making only the best decisions in life like staying up until 6 am woopty doo

[frostyreturns]

I absolutely hate stubborn people especially stubborn idiots with no cost benefit analysis skills. This woman has a gas fireplace that vents through the roof the exhaust material may have been cheap or not installed properly so sometimes in winter she gets water pouring in from the fireplace. Snow accumulates on the roof and on the vent and when it melts it pours directly into the fireplace and all over the walls and floor. Thankfully at the time the house was incomplete and nothing was ruined. To prevent it she was told to keep the pilot light in the fireplace on, because it would produce enough heat to prevent snow from accumulating above. So she did and for years had no issues. Now all of a sudden she turns it off in the middle of a snowstorm and says it's fine. Why is it fine? I dunno because she says so she's just guessing it wont leak this time based on an explanation she just made up and believed was true.

If she's right and it's fine without the preventative measures she was told to take by the person who installed it then nothing happens. she has a pilot light running for a few days when its not needed woopty fucking doo, all it takes is pushing a button what a wasted effort right.

If I'm right and she does nothing and it leaks, it will ruin her tv, maybe cause an electrical fire, will ruin her walls her wood shelving and wood floors. Causing thousands of dollars in damage to a living room she just finished. All to save the effort of pushing a button and 50 cents worth of natural gas and to not have to change her mind or admit someone else is right about something.

[umbrellasare-cool]

its wehre u dress up like a antrho animal, ur fursona is an animal ud wanna dress up as, the masters a cheetah of coures

Considering timelords can choose to regenerate into whatever they’d like, and HUMANS are just a common choice, I suppose the body I have right now is my ‘fur sona’ I’ve seen this face before and just woopty doo! Took it for myself

[ventsesh-widd-jaddaay]

Ugh seeing a pattern in my relationships.

I need to know when to let the fuck go.. like bitch get your shit together.

I be out here fighting for shitty relationships to work and woopty the fuck doo they dont.

Uh uhh im done with that.

I have to start stand up for myself. I just be out here loving too damn hard n shit.