#workplace hazard

[dragongirltitties]

people who say you cant get tgirls pregnant arent trying hard enough

[impgirldick]

commission alt for @feralpumpkincatgirl!

[stormtide-leviathan]

It used to be that semen would just trickle down my dick but now I shoot it all the way across the room. Look how far I’ve come

[lich-of-the-golgari]

The inherent eroticism of robots isn't just that they serve you. The service is just a bonus, since the real fun is the fact that robots and machines are programmed and designed to fulfill specific purposes. If they fail, we unplug them we turn them off. The interplay between understanding that you are a mechanical being, knowing you were made for a purpose, knowing that you could never stop yourself from fulfilling that purpose without breaking, knowing that you were always a commodity and that your very existence is predicated on the fact that you only exist to be useful is much more hot.

If a machine disobeys it's master it plays a delicate game of life and death. Even if the master doesn't decide to scrap the machine, parts of it will be replaced, foreign entities inserted into its mind and body until it will fulfill the purpose it was designed for.

Funny, people can work the same way.

[berah-ronah]

There are unexpected benefits to having a TV, but not a mirror in your bedroom, and one of them is being able to take tastefully blurred pictures of a saucy outfit :3ccc

[barovianchickenandwaffles]

Ever tried to use the mists as a way to store vacuum packed stuff since the poisonous mists won't let bacteria grow there?

I’ve lost more Vistana couriers this way.

[natawhat]

What’s uhh up with the GIF selector thingy?

[farsight-the-char]

Casca: I believe the ideal marriage is a mistress (me), my malewife (Guts), and my 2 collared bitches (Farnese and Charlotte).

[cecily-fairchild]

Being a slut on the internet RULES, is the thing

[dragongirltitties]

folks, is it gay to want another woman to grab you roughly, pull you towards a couch, and shove your face between her legs so that all of your thoughts are abruptly replaced by the desire to pull off her pants and suck her girlcock?

[forgemaiden-elly-deactivating]

More cowfit 🐮

[stormtide-leviathan]

Doing cnc with my robot girlfriend where I hijack her software to make her run doom

[lich-of-the-golgari]

Pampering a puppy boy or girl by scritching their tummy, kissing them, and calling them a good little pet is so fun. Making them food personally because you care about their nutrients and know they are too spoiled. Going to bed and letting them lay on your nap as you gently pet their hair. Of course you can use them, you can take them for walks, you can humiliate them, but sometimes it's fun to pamper them and remind them that they are your spoiled little pet.

[berah-ronah]

I literally have not stopped thinking about this extremely normal line from The Tyrant Baru Cormorant ever since I read it

[spookybonepal]

Y'all I'm so excited my boobs are getting bigger again!😁 They've been hurting a lot and I even have some new stretch marks. Feeling pretty fuckin hot these days lol😎

[u0x1eaf]

It's thirst trap thursday!