Some might think the name of this laundromat is off-putting, but it happens to be an unhappy coincidence of the owner having the last name “Coineater,” and refusing to budge on the name. Ah, well. The clientele only seem to care about convenience, and Coineater is open 24 hours a day for all your laundry needs. You can find some of Wicked’s Rest’s strangest citizens here, especially at night. For $1.50, you can wash a load of clothes. For $1.50 more, you can get them mostly dry. No one asks questions. No one watches over your shoulder. No one remarks on those questionable stains. What more could you ask for?
Because it’s open well into the wee hours of the night, Coineater boasts a wide variety of supernatural clientele. There’s an uneasy truce between supernatural beings and hunters within the laundromat, as fights are strictly prohibited and most people tend to agree that laundry is bad enough without adding violence to the equation. Coineater may be one of the very few laundromats with a specific no violence rule. They needed it.
No one has met Coineater personally, and there is never any staff present. But that doesn’t mean you can come in to pocket other peoples’ clothes or money. Anyone who tries to steal anything — be it coins from the machines or the meager furniture and decor around the laundromat — finds themselves temporarily displaced to Cincinnati for several hours. It’s a pretty good deterrent. Although not if you have business there anyway.
There is a ghost who haunts the laundromat. No one is sure how long he’s been there or how he died; everyone who asks gets a different story. The only thing everyone can agree on is that his name is Dmitri and he gives terrible stain removal advice.
You can always hear soft, distant disco music playing in the laundromat. There are no speakers, and no one has ever been able to locate the source of the sound.
Several posters placed throughout the laundromat offer advice on removing blood, dust, and “sauce” from clothing.
by complete accident I have discovered how to make WORM FONT. (font link)
predictably, this has halted productivity for the day. I'm writing with worms now. take it up with them
instructions: separate dots out onto a layer above the font. activate dot layer style 'outer glow'. set glow blend mode to 'Luminosity'. change Technique from 'Softer' to 'Precise'. adjust Spread and Size for desired worminess - mine is set to 0 Spread and 32 Size.
edit colors as you wish and congrats. you got vurms. 🪱
GUYS GUYS GUYS WE DID IT. Normally I would put here something about how Spies are Forever has invaded my life like the Romans did to every country they could find, but instead WE DID IT. I DREW EVERY SPIES ARE FOREVER CHARACTER DAILY UNTIL I DREW THEM ALL. I ACTUALLY DID IT
I started this series as a joke on 2/19 just to see if I could. Well today is 4/13 and guess what I DREW THEM ALL💪💪💪
Today's character, and the final character, is our dear friend Oleg Day 55/55!!!!!
something so haunting about starting a book u immediately realise you dont enjoy but u feel like u have to push through and finish it just in case it gets better at the end and because of sunk cost fallacy but now u keep not reading it because u dread continuing the book so much because u hate it a lot. but u will never get to a book you like if u dont finish this one
Inside Mike’s Pawn Shop, you’ll find your everyday pawn shop that rivals even some of those reality television pawn shops. From jewelry to lawn mowers and electronics, this pawn shop has it all. Mike prides himself on being able to spot fake jewelry and handbags from a mile away. Even with the mineral abnormality directly behind the shop, the inflatable dancing man in the parking lot is what draws the eyes of potential customers. Its dance moves are a mystery even to the owner, Mike. Somehow, the inflatable dancer moves in the opposite direction of the wind and in motions that passersby find enchanting.
Unbeknownst to the owner, the shop has a good number of cursed items on the shelf. It does make a convenient drop off for cursed items and sellers even stand to make a small profit while getting the cursed item off their hands.
The owner, Mike, sometimes accidentally starts small fires. Being a smoker, he usually writes these incidents off as nothing more than clumsiness, but those who believe Serpent’s Flat is malevolent think it’s had an effect on him.
Some of the items that haven’t sold in years have also developed some strange properties due to their proximity to the mineral abnormality. A few swear they can hear the melody from “Careless Whisper” softly echoing in the saxophone.
Every single TV for sale in the shop plays The Muppets Treasure Island on loop. Mike gets very irritable if anyone tries to change it.
The vending machines outside have been broken for about 5 years now, and it’s looking unlikely they’ll ever be fixed. Rather than taping a sign over it that says “don’t use,” Mike lets the machine eat peoples’ money then collects it at the end of the week.
Mike has a special fondness of old photos, especially ones of local critters and cryptids, and prices them outrageously to deter people from buying them. He likes keeping them around.
Would you still love me if I wasn't the caricature of myself I made to love you with? Would you still love me if I couldn't move or speak, but loved you as much as an object could love? Would you love me across worlds? Would you love me if I could really be there? Would you love me if I were real? Would you love me if I was a worm?
ALSO WAIT SHIT. HI. gm!! i haven't been caught up on where u r in worm. u finished the s9 arcs n r on coil...... what happened to cherie came up, right? that happened? <- this isnt important or anything just curious bc it's a REALLY funny moment 2 me
THEY FUCKING PUT HER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN DIDNT THEY!?!?!?!?!? THATS SO CRAZY . here u go let's crank up your power to a city scale and then give you body mods to survive under water so u can suffer. absolutely insane