#would queue but nahhh

[thelastharbinger]

Tidbits of ATSV That I Enjoyed (Or Alternatively: Just Miles Being The Most Endearing Spidey Ever)

Miles patting The Spot's head after successfully webbing him (I don't see this as condescending, but rather him still engaging with the humanity of a villain like Spot) and ~very assertively~ telling/asking him not to escape.

"I'm like Robin Hood-if he gave to himself."

Miles' spidey senses going off when he arrives late to his dad's party because there's nothing more frightening than Brown parents when they're mad at you. Beware the chancla or correa!

O.k. So we all know there are different versions of the movie out there. You may already know that one of the slight differences is when Miles goes to save Inspector Singh. There's a version where you can hear Gwen's voice in the distant background yelling no! when she thinks Miles gets crushed under the rubble, and there's another where she's silent as she webs to him. Now, I have found ANOTHER version (online) where her shouting is even more at the forefront. She's practically screaming and sounds more desperate, (prolly because it's close to the same way her Peter Parker died so she's reliving trauma) and the fear in her voice is palpable. That one haunts me.

Jefferson trying to equate studying for his police exams to childbirth, which Rio quickly nips in the bud.

Ganke having a soccer poster of Son Heung Min, a famous Korean footballer who currently plays for the Premier League Tottenham Hotspur and is captain of the South Korean national team.

Miles having a Sashimi (his universe's version of Supreme, but I just like the idea that Miles loves eating sashimi. Like I know that kid has good taste in food) poster in his bedroom.

The fact that Miles kept in touch with Aunt May for long enough after the events of ITSV that he helps her move.

The Spot saying he was one of the more handsome scientists at Alchemax according to his colleagues.

Miles and Gwen having the same collectible toys, the only difference being that he keeps his in the box and she doesn't.

"Hey, don't try to wow me with big words, man," *in deep manly voice* "I do crosswords every day"- Miles after Spot points out Alchemax as "the crucible of our connection!"

Miles going, "This job is so dumb sometimes" after he tries to web Spot at the deli, but it goes through a hole and lands on his face.

"Nahhh, he seems more Dominican to me." Kinda want Miles to meet a native Dominican Spidey because that dynamic would highkey fuck hard *pun not intended*. They would repair relations between our two islands-PR&DR.

"Almost there Mami *smiley face* *cowboy* prayer hands*"

The college admissions coach at Visions Academy straight up saying, "That's your story! Now, just stick to the script..." Ma'am what???

"Calmate Mami, eso no es my fault."

"I've hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food...I'm just trying to lighten the mood."

Miles in his angsty teen era and smart-mouthing everyone around him. Love that for him.

"He almost killed his mom as a baby, I mean, look at those shoulders." No but for real tho. Those shoulders are as wide as a truck. Kim Seokjin who??? (if you understood that reference, ily).

Miles writing a love letter to his dad in 2 cakes.

Gwen at the water tower chowing and saying how feelings make her hungry after her and Miles talked about how they can't be together cause it would end in tragedy. Like Gwen, come again?!

Also, Miles' and Gwen's talk at the Williamsburg Bank Building being lowkey the catalyst for the 2nd/3rd acts of the film. Without them both kind of silently admitting their feelings for each other, Miles probably wouldn't have chased after her the way he did. Pretty sure you know the rest.

"I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish," and Jeff going "Que barbaridad" in his very broken Spanish. Queue Rio's bombastic side eye.

Both Gwen and Miles referring to Spot as a Villain Of The Week, even though neither of them have spoken about Spot to each other.

"I was bitten by a-wouldnt you like to know? Know what I mean?" SIR. Chill. This movie is for children.

The Spot inverting himself, going from a white mass with black spots to a gaping black hole with smaller white spirals. It's giving Junji Ito.

The irony of Pavitr exclaiming, "Well that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!" right before an incoming canon event. HIS. He was about to experience his first big loss, and his happy-go-lucky nature would've been challenged.

Miguel saying conyo! when all the Spideys start pointing at each other.

"!Cállate!" "Nosy!" Sidebar: we don't talk about Gwen's banter with bad guys enough. She's so funny!

A lot of the Peters saying hi to Gwen as she passes HQ because she is canonically the one lost love--the love interest they all would've ended up with had she not died, so they all have an affection for her.

Web-Slinger going "Giddy up!" Cause he's swinging up.

Miles offering his fresh new takes on how to deal with the Spot upon meeting Miguel, saying "He just wants to be taken seriously. Like we all do." MILES YOU BEAUTIFUL, COMPASSIONATE GOLDEN SUNFLOWER BOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.

Hobie referring to Peter B. as Humbling Reality Spider-Man, which considering how steeped in tragedy the Spidey lore is, is really saying something.

Miguel's nonono no puedo más no puedo más. His misery is very funny and delightful to me. Little bitch ass.

"You know you're the only Spider-Man who isn't funny." Yes! More Miguel slander in the next one, please! Little bitch ass.

"Snitch!"

Miles shouting out Peter's name for help whilst Miguel pins and lays into him the fact that he's an anomaly. This after he momentarily glitches back to his ITSV store-bought suit. Mimicking the way-in also the first movie-Miles shouting out Peter's name for his own rescue as Doc Ock attacks him at the research facility. Because even though he feels hurt by Peter at this point, that's still his dad mentor and he still instinctively looks to him for protection. Rip my heart out why don't you!

Gwen sneaking back into her and her dad's place just to get that printed polaroid of her and Miles, a pic she already has on her phone.

Earth-42 Miles wearing Nike while our Miles wears Jordans.

[yourmomwatchesanime]

hello friends followers and mutuals!! :D

if u happened to see this post from me yesterday u may already know what time it is......

factors to consider include...!!

are the reblogs flooding your dash too much even if you have the tags filtered?

would it help if i queue the ace attorney posts so they're not hitting all at once? i.e. no sideblog but better pacing

technically a game and not an anime! should that matter?? you tell me!

is this an important life-altering decision? not even a little bit!

am i gonna put it to a democratic vote anyway?? i sure am!!!

[manicpixiedreamcurl]

i keep re reading the more you give just going back to it after I'm done because it's just soo (⁠●⁠♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠) like its self indulgent and sweet and beautiful but it's still doesn't lose sight of who Eddie is as a character if that makes sense??? him loving the reader so much that he's willing to be something she hides from her friends just to keep her killed me even if it was brief, also that little please say you need me ... uff essays could be written on Eddie in realtionsgips and how he probably feels like he needs to provide something for the other to love him

Thank you!!!! Thank you so much for reading and for sending this lovely message!!! I really am overwhelmed by people connecting tmyg, it's so so so lovely to hear. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

On it being true to Eddie, I once again am going to go into my thoughts about him ahahah so heeeeere's another cut followed by obsessed ramblings.

It is self indulgent but it is about Eddie and how I think he'd be. Whether you are a fan of hellcheer or not, the scene with Chrissy is so important because it shows that Eddie has a real sense about what other people are feeling and how to talk to them. The fact that he offers to leave, establishes that he'll do so without complaint, but not before telling her that they're safe. And then when she tells him not to go his brain goes 'okay then well then we make her comfy' and he makes her giggle and is vulnerable with her about remembering her etc. I think it's just such a beautiful scene that shows Eddie sort of just knows how to talk to people when they let him.

And the same with Dustin in the field. Dustin, who doesn't have a dad, whose most significant male figure is Steve. A little play wrestling which is so boyish and silly but probably something Dustin didn't get so much and then to tell this nerdy kid who was the first person interested in finding and helping him to never change. To promise that he won't ever change. Jesus Christ. Eddie's a soft boy for the people he loves and I'll fight anyone about it.

And yuuup, I think he has this real need to be needed (not going to think about it too long but the looking after the sheep thing is just soooo 😩). It's sort of why I'm stuck on rockstar Eddie because he wants to be a musician so bad but also being successful at it would set him and everyone he loves up for life, and I think he'd be obsessed with that. First big paychecks go on buying Wayne a house wherever he wants, a shop or a building for a business so he doesn't have to work nights anymore (Eddie would totally just pay him to live but Wayne wouldn't have it).

And with reader, her saying oh well I want to do this but I couldn't live from it. Queue flashing sign in Eddie's brain that says you have to make her happy so of course his solution is nahhh, don't worry about it because I'm going to deal with all that. In fact, this is ideal, because if he gets famous and funds her dreams then she'll need him forever. Not healthy thinking, and certainly not what reader wants from him, but Eddie wants people to need him and he wants them to love him and he wants them to stay.

I think about Eddie...very much (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

[foryouthegays]

I needed a break from the torture of drawing scales, thanks for the queueable help. -Alcor -- ooo it looks v nice alcor!! i like the q in the background tis v nice

[joosiiims]

-ˏˋquestionsˊˎ-

because @keibea said i needed to do this, i guess i have toooo LOL jkjk thank you @keibea for tagging me! ♥︎

♥︎ why did you choose your url?

i go by the name josi, so i decided to make it look interesting and went with this odd way of spelling it :3 the three i’s also represent the roman numeral for the number 3 bc it’s my fav number!

♥︎ how long have you been on tumblr?

i’ve been on here since i was like 16?? maybe? but as a simblr, i’ve been here for abt a year or two :)

♥︎ do you have a queue tag?

nahhh

♥︎ why did you start your blog in the first place?

i loved loved loveddd (still do) seeing other simmers’ gameplay or simtography posts on here! seeing all the creativity and freedom to customize your own blog made me want to join and post my own stuff too and so i did :)

♥︎ why did you choose your icon/pfp?

i just love that picture of heejung, she’s so pretty 🥰

♥︎ why did you choose your header?

“passion, young, fever” is an ateez (kpop group) song lyric that i just like. they’re one of my faves bc i think their music is so good!

♥︎ what’s your post with the most notes?

i think it’s my christmas set!

♥︎ how many mutuals do you have?

i have nooo idea haha

♥︎ how many followers do you have?

bruh... 1503 followers

♥︎ how many people do you follow?

i follow 351 ppl! i need more ppl to follow 😖

♥︎ have you ever made a shit post?

if this means like a meaningless post where i need to rant or say something random on my mind then yes i probably did at least once

♥︎ did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

nope, only spreading positive energy here! also i would cry and probably avoid starting an argument in the first place…

♥︎ how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

i guess nothing cuz i don’t really notice these posts tbh

♥︎ do you like tag games?

yup :)

♥︎ do you like ask games?

yup :)

♥︎ which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

definitely @pixelbots! sorry to just mention you out of nowhere, but i’m literally the biggest fan of you and i think everyone is too 

♥︎ do you have a crush on a mutual?

my mutuals are great, but it’s more like i have a crush on their sims hehe 😍

i’ll tag @plant-sim @pearlsim @catharsim @rollerworldsims @simmingaroundtheworld @charliesimss @owly-sims but you don’t have to do this! anyone else who sees is also unofficially tagged by me :)

[minruko]

They Gone Gone

a/n- my contribution to the spoopy season I hope I did Jack Skeleton and the fellow spoopy scaries proud😌

If it wasn’t noticeable I have a weird ass sense of humor and this was fuckin hilarious to me

this is that thing where if you see a group of black people runnin you gotta run too

I am most definitely gonna write this again cause it was fuckin hilarious to me

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GOSHIKI

╰► So the haunted house probably happened on campus cause that’s a big ass school callin me broke in 10 different languages-

╰► So the team was gonna check it out and Goshiki babie was like hey lemme bring Y/N

╰► He invited you to the haunted house and your black ass was like yeah I mean what’s the worst that could happen

╰► So y’all go to the haunted house and I swear you almost bolted for it five times

╰► Goshiki assumed that you were scared and offered as hand towards you as if the babie wasn’t scared himself

╰► Tendou teases y’all a bit before he gets cut off by an unsuccessful jump scare

╰► Honestly, you were ready to GO but you seein some black kids bolt was the last straw

╰► “Oh hell nahhh” WITH Goshiki in tow you bolted for it, he was trynna keep up with you but you were zoomin if you weren’t holding his hand he would have lost you

╰► “Y/N why are we running?”

╰► “Tsutomu baby we’ve been over this when you see a group a black people run you gotta run too no hesitation.”

╰► He gave you a confused look

╰► Once y’all made it outside someone came up to you and asked “Chile you know why we’re runnin?”

╰► You shrugged your shoulders “Ion know I just saw y’all runnin and bolted for it.” They nodded at you and went to their respective group

╰► Goshiki titled his head to the side “Do you know them? I’ve never seen them before”

╰► “Nope never seen them in my life. They seem nice though.”

╰► From inside the rest of the team is standing in shock y’all were gone gone

╰► With the exception of Reon, he was somewhere in there too

TENDOU

╰► Oh boy

╰► He invited you cause he thought it would be fun

╰► And you’re just like yeah yeah sure

╰► So y’all get to the campus and honestly, you’re ready to go home

╰► They made it pretty spoopy lookin and most of it had fake blood handprints

╰► Anyways y’all went inside and I don’t know how but this boy was thriving

╰► Poor little Goshiki was quaking in his boots, didn’t help that Tendou was teasing him a bit

╰► You and Reon shared a look, y’all knew as soon as somethin happened y’all were gonna dip

╰► Y’all walked throughout the halls being very cautious Tendou was reassuring you here and there

╰► He put his arm around your shoulder and kissed your temple, he told you it was okay and that you didn’t have to worry

╰►You felt a hand grab your ankle and shook the hand of and RAN

╰►WHEN I TELL YOU, BRO YOU DIDNT EVEN THINK TWICE YOU JUST ZOOMED

╰► Reon took this as his queue to run too next thing y’all knew a bunch of others started to join y’all in running away

╰► Tendou wanted to go after but y’all were gone gone he walked up to Ushi and asked him “Why are they running?” Ushi was just as confused as he was, he was completely lost

╰► Seeing how the exit was noticeable from ahead he decided to finish the haunted house and meet you in the outside

╰► As you were runnin you noticed a group starting to form behind you “oh hey y’all how y’all doin?”

╰► “Y’all runnin so we leaving, hell nah I ain’t stayin back there” you heard a voice say from the crowd

╰► When Tendou caught up to y’all he trapped you in a hug for a bit, he laughed a bit most definitely

╰►Probably tellin you that he didn’t know that you could run that fast

╰► But if you gotta go you gotta go

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Taglist- @mixfi @thebatwrangler  @lunabby010 @photosbyameil​ @strawberry-ice​ @wafflenpie​ @myhoodacademia​ @mythiccheroacademia​ @bnhainthewoo​ @melanimed​

[cielrouge]

tag game~

i was tagged by @piyo-13!

why did you choose your url?

Lmaooo I made this when I was still in undergrad and was taking French to fulfill my language requirement at the time, and thought it sounded pretty? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

I made a side food blog at some point, since I felt like I was clogging up the main with too many food pics hahaha: 

how long have you been on tumblr?

Omfg, since Spring 2011 it would seem [do y’all remember missing-e?] 

do you have a queue tag?

I honestly wasn’t aware of the existence for the queue for a very long time, and confess that it’s probably been underutilized for that reason 

why did you start your blog in the first place?

A friend convinced me and now it’s just my general dumping ground for whatever hyperfixation stikes my fancy next hahaha

why did you choose you icon/pfp?

To match my username lol 

why did you choose you header?

I don’t think I have one, actually???  I just chose a free theme when I first made my tumblr and literally have not changed it once in ten years, oops

what’s your post with the most notes?

Oh, oh! I actually had to look this up, and it’s the abridged summary I did once for a mutual about the ‘Handbook for Mortals’ debacle that blew up YA Twitter a few years ago LOLOL!!! (Basically an indie author tried to scam her way onto the NYT Bestsellers List once and YA Twitter was so shook by it before they put a stop to that nonsense). But honestly seeing that unfold in real-time on Twitter was a WILD ride from start to finish omggg 

how many followers do you have?

Around 2.5K~? 

how many people do you follow?

485!

have you ever made a shitpost?

I mean....does shitposting in tags count? idk 

how often do you use tumblr each day?

Too often hahaha. 

did you have a fight/argument with a blog once?

Nahhh, listen I am just here to bask in my hyperfixations without restraint [Also I can’t thirst in main on my Twitter since it’s my semi-professional~~ acct, pffttt] 

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’?

[We don’t do that here meme] 

do you like tag games?

I do, I’m just terrible at doing them in a timely fashion since I’ll forget about being tagged 99.9% of the time asfksdkfdk.

do you like ask games?

Sure! But once again, I probably just forget to reblog them 99.9% of the time 

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

A few probably, though I haven’t given much thought to this before

do you have a crush on a mutual?

I don’t, but the closest equivalent to this is discovering two of my closet CPs/betas, who’ve literally beta’ed for me for almost ten years now :’))) 

I'm tagging:  Anyone who wants to do this, no pressure! 

[shut-inyouth]

✨tag game ✨ I was tagged by @khaleesiriz​ for a tag game. Thank you!! It’s nice to meet another moomoo!!🌱

1. why did you choose your url?

I’m really into anime! And even when I just started watching, the words “hikkikomori neet“ and “seishun“ always made a verbal appearance. They say those words on every anime! That’s why I’m shut-inyouth. Another reason would be because I believe that the essence of my youth will always be stuck within me no matter how many years pass through my body ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

2. any sideblogs?

I have one but it’s just for reblogs...it’s not important

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

5-6 years I think? I think it was late 2016 or early 2017. I needed a place to post my art after I left Tapastic lol

4. do you have a queue tag?  

No I don’t...🍤

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

Ah! Why did I....I stopped posting on Tapastic and my sister seemed to have so much fun on here so I made an account blep

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

She’s a character for my visual novel! Maybe if I manage to finish it, the reason will come into light ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

7. why did you choose your header?

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) it just seemed proper I guess

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

I think it’s the post cryptidwoorm reblogged a long time ago. It got 2k notes I think. It was a drawing of me wearing a witch hat with a bunch of things floating around me lel

9. how many mutuals do you have?

I don’t know where to find the number but I have a bunch!!!✨

10. how many followers do you have?

797

11. how many people do you follow?

More than a thousand! I started following a bunch of artists when the Tumblr purge happened.

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

One that I need to find and delete (⓿_⓿)

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

I love it here! I like wandering from blog to blog and finding dead ones so I can pay my respects like a wandering monk 📿🤹‍♀️

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

Nahhh...

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

I reblog sometimes. If the notes are too low I try and help but ah I’d like to help some people financially someday

16. do you like tag games?

I don’t mind them ^^

17. do you like ask games?

I don’t think I’ve participated in one, maybe when my friends were still online but now nahh. I don’t mind them too~!

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

Definitely rensaven but she’s not on here anymore I think 🎐

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

nahh 🥩

Umm I tag @miniimomo @kawaiicookieghost @lllon1 @chibijiri lel just in case you guys log on to tumblr again ^^

[noisyquokka]

Fairytale Kisses

pairing: Jisung x Fem!reader

genre: Floffity floof floof, my buds

length: 2.4k

warnings: N/A unless Jisung interacting with a child is dangerous... nahhh.... unless...

Gist - When you planned a night out with your best friend, you didn’t expect to forget about babysitting your cousin. You didn’t expect to kiss your best friend either but that’s a tale for another time...

A/N: Alright so to begin with, this was supposed to be Jisung’s birthday drabble but uhh... see, my imagination got the best of me so this is longer than I expected it to be. SO!!! If you guys enjoy this and want a part 2, let me know because I have a little more up my sleeve! Plus, Jisung with a child would be the sweetest shit ever I legitimately wanna cry :’)

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"Spongebob?"

"No."

"Bubbles?"

"Nope!"

"Oh, oh, I know! Moomin!"

"Very good guess, muffin, but you're wrong again!"

Your little cousin pouted, nuzzling her face into your back. You smiled to yourself, tapping away at your phone screen. There was no denying how much love you held for your cousin - the youngest of your family - what with how often you babysat for your aunt. You always enjoyed watching her, today was no different. Well, besides your special guest.

"Can you just tell me? My thinky box is broken." She said, shuffling around so she was standing in front of you. A chuckle escaped you, staring up at the 6-year-old playing with her pigtails. The simplicity of a child's mind.

"Don't tell me you forgot about your favorite character!" You hinted, brows raising in surprise. The child threw her head back, sticking her bottom lip out in deep thought. A small gasp shook her tiny body and you locked eyes, a hint of a gummy smile on her face.

"Sung Sung!?"

Her eyes filled with hope as she observed your features, waiting for any sign that her answer was correct this time. Initially, today was supposed to be a day spent with Jisung going to the movies and just hanging out. And it would've been had you not forgotten about watching the child in front of you. Luckily Jisung wasn't appalled at the idea of bringing her along with you as it was quite obvious how much he loved her from the first time he met her. You lifted a finger to your chin in thought.

"Hmm, I don't know... let's find out!" You replied, tapping on Jisung's contact. After a few rings, the call connected and your cousin squealed with delight at the sound of your best friend's voice.

"Sung Sung, when are you gonna be here?" She asked, hopping in front of you excitedly. Sometimes you wondered if she enjoyed Jisung's company more than yours!

"I'll be there in just a few minutes, sweetpea. Can you wait for me?" He asked, voice muffled over the speakerphone. She nodded in response and you laughed, listening to her squeals of happiness.

"That's an affirmative, Ji! We'll be seeing you."

"Alright."

The call ended and your little cousin made her way back over to you. She continued to dance around the living room, slipping under your legs that were propped up on the ottoman, and finally pouncing on the couch beside you.

"Where is Sung Sung?" She asked, standing on the cushion to peer out the window. The question sounded more like a demand. As if the boy should've been there already by some sort of magic spell. You set your phone down, sitting up next to the impatient little girl.

"Why don't we go and wait outside for Sung Sung? He should be here soon!" You said, standing up. Before you could move away from the couch, two little arms flung over your shoulders, climbing onto your back. On instinct, your hands grabbed for her legs, supporting most of her weight so she wouldn't fall. Once she was comfortable, she pointed towards the front door.

"Onward, trusty steed! We must welcome our King Sung Sung at the entrance to the castle!" She said it so seriously that you almost believed you were apart of some fantasy universe. Until those giggles resounded throughout the room once again, emitting nothing but beautiful and happy vibes into everything around her, including you. Imitating the sounds of a cow, you raced through the house with your little cousin clinging to your neck.

"Why are you mooing?" She giggled, causing you to stop and glance over your shoulder with furrowed brows.

"Wha- don't you know about the magical moo-cows?"

"Nooo," more giggles, "I don't believe you!"

You gasped in mock hurt, walking down the hallway as you spoke.

"Well, you should! These special moo-cows carry special little girls all over the kingdom on adventures and they help welcome royal guests."

You felt her cling tighter to your waist with her legs, adjusting herself on your back.

"Do they help welcome Kings like Sung Sung?" She asked, squealing inwardly as you stopped at the front door. You nodded, opening the door to the warm air of late Summer. Just on queue, Jisung skated up the street as you made your way outside.

"Sung Sung!"

Jisung's eyes widened at the sight of your little cousin, hopping off his skateboard at the end of your driveway. Jisung was your best friend, that you were sure of. But for the past few months, you noticed the shift in your emotions; the shift that would change things indefinitely. You were crushing on Jisung.

Now just because you noticed them didn't mean you did the healthy thing. Unless stuffing them in the deepest crevis of your mind and ignoring them was healthy. But even that was hard because frankly, Han Jisung did a lot of things that made your heart rate pick up. Right now was no exception. You watched as your little cousin ran up to him, that mousey voice repeating Jisung's nickname like a mantra. He bent down to pick her up and she squealed once more.

"Hello, my little peanut." Jisung beamed, resting her on his hip. She smiled from ear to ear, wrapping her small arms around his neck. You knew how much adoration Jisung had for her, so much so that you swore you'd never seen him interact with any other child in the same nature. That little girl had Jisung wrapped around her tiny finger and vice-versa.

"Aren't you going to welcome your King inside?" You asked, prompting your little cousin to hide her face in the crook of his neck. Jisung could feel his heart explode in his chest at her actions, so simple yet so sweet.

"Aww, have you been keeping watch over my crown? You know it's very important to me." He said and she nodded. The three of you made your way inside, Jisung making a B-line for the living room with the pint-sized child still in his arms. As soon as he sat down she was gone, running off to fetch her King's glorious crown.

"You know, she adores you more than Prince Eric!" You said entering the living room, drinks in hand. Jisung chuckled, taking the soda you offered him.

"What, nooo... You think so?"

You smirked at his hesitance, cracking open your own drink. Before you could answer, the sound of tiny footsteps across the wooden floor resounded through the house. Your little cousin bounded around the corner, the crown she had made for Jisung in her hands. Without warning, she pounced on his lap and Jisung let out a grunt, handing you his drink.

"Are you using me, King Sung Sung, as a jungle gym?" He bellowed, holding her small body above him. All she managed to do was squeak in surprise, cackling at how low Jisung's voice was.

"That's not King Sung Sung!" She exclaimed as Jisung placed her back on his lap. You watched as he played along, rubbing his stomach.

"Ah, you're right, peanut. I'm not feeling so good." He stared at his hands, rubbing them on his jeans. The child studied his every move, seemingly confused.

"Do you have a tummy ache? Are your eyes being controlled by tiny minions?" Jisung found himself close to breaking character when she pulled a silly face, but he remained calm and collected.

"No, no. It's my hands..." He said, showing her the palms of his hands. "I think it's taken hold of me, I can't control it!" Closer and closer his slender fingers crept towards her sides. You watched as she seemed to connect the dots, springing up to run away from the boy. Her attempt was futile and before you knew it, those contagious giggles filled the room, enveloping you and Jisung in pure bliss.

"Stop! Stop!" She squealed, trying her best to escape Jisung's merciless prodding of her sides. "Magical moo-cow, de- defeat the monster!"

You knew that when your best friend played with your little cousin, he always pulled you into the antics. So naturally, you were keeping your distance to save yourself the stomach ache. But how could you let your precious little fairy be defeated by the big bad tickle monster? You set your drink on the coffee table and armed yourself with an accent pillow, taking a swing at his left side. Jisung obviously wasn't expecting that! His wide eyes stared back at you, mouth agape as you held the pillow up once again, attacking the boy a second time.

"YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH, TICKLE MONSTER!" You exclaimed, mooing aggressively. Your cousin had sat up and grabbed her own pillow by now, joining you in the battle with soft wallops and a war cry that sounded close to baby Groot.

"YEAH YOU MEANIE! GIVE US BACK KING SUNG SUNG!"

"NEVER!!" Jisung howled, falling off the side of the couch with a thud. You stopped, waiting for him to pop his head over the armrest but he didn't. Did he actually hurt himself? You shuffled to the opposite side of the couch, looking over the side to find... the hardwood floor.

"Ji- AHH!"

In an instant, Jisung had hopped over the back of the sofa and onto you, trapping you under him. His fingers found your sides with ease and you wished you would've kept bashing him with the pillow because you already felt your abdomen screaming for mercy. The little girl had resumed her soft wallops on Jisung's back but you knew that he wouldn't let up on you. You were one of the most ticklish people on Earth and he was eating up every second of your laughter and pleas to stop.

"I'll stop once you apologize for whacking me with those hard pillows!" He said, not backing down in the slightest.

"Oh pl-ease, tho-those are the so- softest pillows I own!" You replied, sucking in breaths every time his fingers dug into your skin. If Jisung was anything, it was relentless! Your arms did their best to fight off his attacks, to no avail. There was no way you could keep this up! Your sides were already cramping from how sensitive your waist was.

"C'mon, Y/N!" He teased, chuckling at your squeals, "It's the King or the Queen!"

Did you hear him correctly? King or Queen? Last you checked you were playing cow! You couldn't bother to worry about it right now, though. You were in a bit of a predicament! Finding your upper arm strength, you shoved him off of you, his back landing on the couch cushion behind him.

"You're right!" You said, grinning down at him. "And the King seems to have been defeated." Jisung smirked back, pulling you forward by the arm. It was that moment that your mind started screaming.

Oh... This is close...

Very close.

Your opposite arm had landed right beside Jisung's head, propping you up just enough that you weren't nose to nose with him. What made you freak was how he was handling this close proximity; way too well! The smirk on his face had faded, turning his expression soft. His brown eyes stared into yours, slightly hidden by his unruly hair. If he still wasn't holding onto your forearm you would have swept those strands from his line of sight but it did make him look softer. So much softer... SNAP OUT OF IT, Y/N! God forbid you had to complete some sort of 'don't crush on Jisung' challenge, you would've lost years ago! Hell, you were breaking now! His gaze fell to your lips for a split second and, oh boy... you wondered if he could hear your heartbeat pick up. Maybe he did because he cocked his head, blinked twice, and pulled you closer. Before your brain could comprehend those actions, Jisung had captured your lips in a sweet and delicate kiss.

Do you pinch yourself now?

This was actually happening!?

Your best friend? Kissing you?

After a few moments, Jisung pulled away. You rested your forehead against his shoulder, keeping your eyes closed out of embarrassment. You don't know why you were embarrassed. Maybe because of how much you enjoyed it. Or maybe it was because you knew he didn't really mean it.

"Eeewwwwww!"

Both you and Jisung looked towards the sound of the small voice. Your little cousin sat on the ottoman right in front of you, her nose crinkled in disgust.

"You just kissed a moo-cow!" She giggled, sticking her tongue out. You glanced down at Jisung, who was already smiling at the little girl. He sat up with you, leaning forward to pick her up and place her on his lap.

"Do you know why I kissed the moo-cow, peanut?" He asked her. Your cousin shook her head, jutting her bottom lip out.

"Well, you know how fairytales go! To break the curse, you need a true love's kiss."

Say what now!?

"But, I thought moo-cows were common. They help greet royal guests," The child poked her cheek in thought. "And you're King Sung Sung. Princes are the ones that break curses!"

You weren't even a part of this conversation, you were just there! Quite frankly, you liked it that way. You didn't know how to respond to any of what was happening anyway. Jisung had kissed you without a word! What did it even mean? You hoped it wasn't going to be one of those 'I kissed you, now let's ignore that for the rest of our lives' situations. On second thought, maybe that wasn't such a bad idea...

Jisung gasped at your cousin's words, shaking his head.

"Is that what you've heard? Tsk, tsk, tsk!" He took the crown from her hands, placing the mass of sticks and orange silk flowers on his head. Perfect. "Kings are much more powerful than Princes. And if you see a magical moo-cow, that's not always a good thing."

"What! Why?" She questioned, her brown eyes darting between you and Jisung. Yeah, why!!! You were as confused as she was.

"There are evil wizards in this kingdom that curse others, turning them into animals! Y/N just happened to be one of those people." He said, shooting you a smile. That beautiful smile... The child blinked, seemingly confused before she shrugged.

"Ok, well... can we go for ice cream now?"

You let out a breathy laugh, shaking your head.

"You haven't eaten dinner yet, muffin." You reminded, hearing her whine in protest.

"C'mon, you wanna grow up to be strong, right?" Jisung asked, standing up with the little girl in his arms. A sheepish nod was the only answer he received. "Then you've gotta eat right! We can't defeat evil with just ice cream!"

"Of course we can!"

Oh, that was a good try on her part. You grabbed your phone off the table, slipping it in your pocket.

"Then, let's get going!"

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I genuinely enjoyed writing this and I hope you guys enjoyed reading it! If y’all want a part 2, let me know 💗 I’ll most likely post that on Ji’s birthday!

[mysmedrabbles]

One Coffee, Black [Five]

requested: no

a/n: the coffee au we all deserve, also im on my fifth cup of coffee so who knows maybe this is inspired by that ALSO YOU GET TWO FICS TODAY BECAUSE I FINALLY GET A MINI VACATION WAHOO 

summary: birthday shenanigans with Five...

warnings: lowkey angsty, pining??? maybe??? idk, memories in italics as per always

-jittery mod alex

     The bell jingled softly, announcing your entrance to the empty donut shop. Griddy’s was normally empty in the evening, making it a good place to come and collect your thoughts. Not many people saw the point of donuts and coffee at night, they didn't understand the utter artistry of it, aside from hungover college students of course. 

     You sat at your usual place, the booth by the window and stared as the same angry type of pedestrians hurried by. Agnes was quickly stacking donuts in the back as always, a tired expression spread on her face, badly hidden by a disheartened smile... as usual. Everything was as usual, nothing changed, nothing out of the ordinary. In fact, if any of those angry pedestrians stopped for two seconds, they’d think you were just as fine as them, just as bland, everything usual. 

     But nothing was the same, there was a giant gap in your life, a giant Five-sized hole in your heart. It was the anniversary of his disappearance, exactly six years since you’d last seen his cocky smirk, heard his obnoxious laugh, his taunting comments whenever he won yet another round of chess. 

     You stared at your hands, lying limply on the cold table. It was hard to pinpoint where the pain ended and the longing began; the feeling of having lost someone was nothing like the way books and movies depicted it, it was a whole body numbness, being unable to think, to breathe, to know that you’re completely lost without that person. They say time heals, and for a moment you believe that, but then this day comes and it hits you all over again...

-

     Five sits next to you in the large booth, laughing incredulously at your mathematical incompetence. You frown, crossing you arms as the pre algebra problems stare threateningly back at you. “I didn’t ask you here to laugh Five,” you pout. 

Your tone is so much higher pitched than it is now, less heaviness in your voice, the world having not beaten you down yet. At the time, passing math seemed to be your only worry in life. 

He stops for a second before answering, suppressing a grin “So then why’d you bring such hilarious content?”

Of course. Five and his damn jokes. You sighed in exasperation, glaring at Fives growing smirk. He shrugs like its nothing, then without warning, closes your textbook and disappears, only to reappear in a flash of blue light on the other side of the table, textbook gone. “Wh-Heyy!! Five what the hell! I need my book!”

“Okay okay y/n I promise to teach you how to do it later, but right now we have to try this new drink.”

You roll your eyes at his smirk, humoring him for the moment, “Fine, what is this ‘special drink’ you’re on about.”

He dramatically leans over the table towards you so that you’re less than five inches apart. He looks deep into your eyes like he’s about to deliver the words most notorious secret, “... there is... this drink... called... the unicorn frappe...that- hey what?” he leans back, hurt.

You’re laughing, clutching your sides to stop your ribs from popping out from the laughter. Five? With a unicorn frappe? That pink thing? The thought sent you into uncontrollable giggles. 

It still does. He never actually drank it, no one ever did, though it was still on the menu.. mostly due to you begging Agnes not to take it off. 

Five gives up on trying to get a proper response out of you, and raises his hand like the polite lad he is, ready to order. Agnes comes over, she looks younger too, happier in a way.

“What’ll you two be having today?”

Today she asks, “What would you like today dear?” sympathy thick in her voice as she notices the black circles under your eyes, complimenting the lovely puffy red look you seem to be wearing. Sleep deprivation and crying seemed to do wonders for your skin care.

“We’ll haaaveeee a Lovely Unicorn Frappuccino as well as a black coffee!” Five grins widely at Agnes, possibly to the point of scaring her, but at the mention of a black coffee you suddenly return to normal. Agnes leaves and you look at Five with disgust.

“Black coffee is the worst thing in the world,” you complain, “plus isn't it like... bad for you or something?”

“Its a palate cleanser my dear Padawan,” is all he replies, staring intently at the menu.

You hold the menu in your hand, but it feels heavier, sadder somehow. Black coffee is still gross.

“Nahhh, I like sweet coffee!” you counter proudly, “no wonder Im so nice and you’re so bitter,” you tease him.

He just rolls his eyes at you.

You miss his annoyed face.

“Sweet coffee is for the weak,” he chuckles, “Black coffee shows that youre a reAL hero”

“That’s bullshit logic!” you pout.

“Oh yeah? Then drink some of my coffee!”

Right on queue, Agnes comes back with the two most differing looking drinks in the whole world, one violently pink and sparkly you were sure that coffee wasn’t supposed to sparkle and the other dark as night.

Five stared in horror at the frappe, before shoving it aside, “Nope,” he muttered, “No way in hell.”

You laughed at his expense, “Hey hey hey hey if i have to try the black coffee you have to drink the dead unicorn thingy!!”

“i-wh-i-fine,,,” he stuck out his pinky, interlacing it with yours. Both of you looked reluctantly at your respective drinks, only fueled by the determination to not be bullied by the other.

-Still locking pinkies, you downed a sizeable amount of your drink. The second the coffee hits your throat you wince, practically convulsing as the bitterness hits you, and you can feel the tears threatening to spill. You look up at Five, only to see that he hadn’t even lifted his drink, instead had just been watching you, trying to contain his laughter as he watched you go through your traumatic coffee related emotions.

-You looked at his still full cup and broke the pinky hold, hitting him repeatedly on the arm as he laughed at you. Between wheezes he managed a, “heyyy c’m-c’mon y/ny/ny/n stop hitting me.”

-you stopped for a second, the bitterness from the coffee lingering in your mouth as you stared him down a long second before waking him again, once with each word, “YOU,” -whack- “TRAITOR,” -whack- “FIVE” -whack- “HARGREEVES”

-he just stuck his tongue out at you teasingly, retrieving his black coffee from you, “yes but you can’t hit the birthday boy,” he joked.

-you hit him once more, just to prove your point, before yanking your weirdly pink drink towards you, hoping for something, anything better than Fives signature choice. (it wasn’t any better)

-You smiled at Agnes sadly, barely letting the light reach your eyes, handing her the menu with tired hands. “One black coffee and unicorn frappuccino please Agnes,” you manage to say.

-she gives your shoulder a reassuring little squeeze as she walks away, leaving you alone in your booth. 

-well... happy birthday Five Hargreeves. 

[bloojayoolie]

Kfc, Money, and News: ereddit COMMENT S SHOW IMAGES METRICS QUEUE TOOLS People who work at a drive through window, what are some things that you've overheard on the headset that customers don't know you heard? 966 (self.AskReddit) 429 comments (53 new) source share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments sorted by: best you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments O249 points 3 hours ago A KFC in the town over had someone selling weed through the drivethu. His customers would ask for "extra biscuits" with their order, and he would put the weed in the bag. A soccer mom one day went through, had about 5 kids with her. She orders extra biscuits for them. That guy was fired pretty quickly. Made the evening news, too. permalink source embed save save-RES report give award reply hide child comments 1 point 3 minutes ago This story doesn't check out at all if you use even the minimal amount of critical thinking skills. Wouldn't he take her money before giving her the product? So, she orders and pulls up to the window and he says, "10 piece meal and extra biscuits wink, that'll be $17 dollars wink wink" and then she just gives him $117 for some reason and thinks nothing of it. or she gives him $17 and he says, nahhh you know what, I'm just gonna throw this weed in for free... surely this soccer mom is good for it later or she gives him her credit card and he swipes it for $117 and the KFC gets the extra money and he gives the weed away for free or he runs it for $17 and gives the weed away? none of this makes sense. /r/quityourbullshit(] Extra Biscuits *wink*

[clairetherose]

Draecember 2017 Day 4 - A Memory

((((( I know, late again. I will get these out on time when the semester ends. Anyway! I went all depressing last time, so have heartwarming, this time! )))))

Evening was falling, and Kelci was perched lazily on the balcony outside the house belonging to herself and her wife, in Pandaria. From inside, the smell of something cooking wafted out to her and she smiled. “That smells good!” She called in, turning to look toward the kitchen, her once-blind eyes trying to sneak a look at Hiwa cooking. “You sure you don’t need my help?”

“You stay out, you food thief!” Hiwa called back, “I know your evil plot; you’re going to try and eat everything while I’m cooking! You won’t fool me again!” The Kaldorei poked her head around the corner of the door frame and gave Kelci a playful grin, then stuck her tongue out and disappeared. “Besides. I want it to be a surprise!”

Kelci sighed heavily. Her plan was foiled. “Caught me!” She giggled back, leaning against the wall and tapping her hoof against the wood beneath. After a few moments passed, she closed her eyes, simply feeling Hiwa’s Chi. “Hey, I love you. You’re my world.” She wasn’t sure why she said that, but it popped into her head.

The cooking sounds stopped, abruptly. Even though she knew what was happening, Kelci played along, waiting just long enough to open one eye. Barely an inch from her face was her wife’s, grinning at her. “You’re too amazing for words, so I brought this instead.” She said, then kissed Kelci deeply without any hesitation.

Kelci, of course, wasn’t about to complain. When their lips parted, Hiwa had one of the Draenei’s horns gripped in her hand, gently. More of a reflex than anything else. “Now stop being distracting so I can finish dinner.” She commanded with a smirk, and leaned in for one last peck on the cheek before heading back into the kitchen, shaking her head and laughing.

With her wife firmly occupied, Kelci’s mind instead began to wander, back to the very first time they met. It was years ago, before her eyesight had been returned to her, at a bar in Stormwind.

The Monk began to doze off…

Kelci sat at a table in the Pig and Whistle tavern, in Old Town. Across the table, her best friend Amelia was leaning back in the opposite chair, taking a rest. Though both sat as members of the Volfram council, Amelia was far more experienced than Kelci was, at leadership. While the human woman appeared relaxed, Kelci had a tingle of nerves keeping her on edge. The notices had been posted around Stormwind, telling people that Volfram was recruiting, but so far, only one person had answered the call. Amelia took care of his interview in short order, and he had been inducted already. He was downstairs, likely getting drunk at the bar.

Kelci sighed, settling her hands in her lap, gently. It was hard for her to properly take stock of the tavern around them, what with her blindness. Even with her ability to sense Chi, there were enough people that everything became muddled. She would have had trouble dealing with so many, usually, but there was a very large mug of tea before her. Tea always calmed her. Amelia was also abstaining from drinking, as she often did. She didn’t like to drink very much, whereas for Kelci it was more out of necessity. Any alcohol clouded her mind and threw off her Chi; a single drink for her was like being near blackout drunk, for anyone else. Just tea, for now.

“Amy?” She asked, feeling out for her friend with her sense. There she was, as warm and welcoming as always. It made Kelci smile.

“Hm?” Amelia had been dozing off, almost. “Oh, sorry Kelci, what is it?” She shifted in place. Kelci heard the scraping of the chair’s legs on the wood floor, the creak of it adjusting to Amy’s new position. Her friend’s voice came from higher up, as well. She wasn’t slouched, anymore.

“Can I do the next one?” The Draenei asked, hopefully, “I need to learn to be a proper council member eventually, don’t I?” She was hopeful to live up to the responsibility. Even though she’d sat on Volfram’s council since its inception, she had never felt like she contributed as much as the others. Whether that was her inexperience, or her inability to see, she wasn’t sure. It was almost a certainty that they felt pity for her, and she could feel it on their voices and in their Chi.

Sure enough, as Amelia spoke, there was that same familiar tone of remorse as she observed the Draenei. “Oh, of course! I’m sorry to have been hogging them so much,” She let out a low laugh at herself, “I didn’t even realize I might be taking something from you. Go right ahead, okay?” And there it was again; just that slight hint that Amy felt sorry for Kelci, even if she wasn’t doing so on purpose. The tiniest of wisps in her Chi. Kelci knew her much too kind to be willfully condescending, but with all the factors that seemed to be in the Monk’s way, it was more than likely a subconscious reflection of what she saw.

Kelci smiled, though, not wanting to make anything of it. Amelia had good intentions, and was still a good friend to her. “You’re fine, don’t worry about it,” She smiled back, “I’m just putting my name down for the next one.” She mimicked writing in mid-air, then snickered at herself, “Yeah, because I could actually put my name down for anything. I guess we’ll just have to see who walks in.” She smirked, “Or at least, you will.” It had been a long three hundred years since she lost her eyesight, but even ten of those years ago, she would never have been joking about it like this. Her training as a Monk had renewed her lease on life, and she found it easier to enjoy a spare joke every now and then, at her own expense.

Amelia joined in Kelci’s mirth, happy to see that her friend wasn’t actually upset with her. She’d seen Kelci angry only once before, and didn’t want a repeat of it. The girl could be scary, even without her sight. “Alright, then. Next one’s yours, but I’m on spotting duty. Am I your seeing eye dog?” She joked, snickering quietly. She rarely made references to the curse that occupied her, but seeing Kelci in such a good mood was inspiring her. Knowing that her friend was limited, she turned her eyes toward the door, scanning the faces of those who came into the Pig and Whistle.

After a little while, intermingled with chitchat about this or that, Kelci sensed something. A feeling unlike the others in the bar; Chi closer to Amelia’s. It felt a tinge wild, as if a beast was waiting behind, but still kind and welcoming. And unmistakably Kaldorei. “Someone approaches,” Kelci commented, sure there was no other reason for someone like that to brve this particular bar. And sure enough, before Amelia could protest, the Night Elf woman climbed the stairs to reach them.

“You guys Volfram?” She asked, with one of the notices clutched in her hand. “I hear you’re looking for people.” Unsure of who to address, she looked between the two women, finally settling on Amelia, who shook her head and pointed to Kelci. The Elf followed her direction and grinned at the Draenei, instead, “What can you tell me about you guys?”

Kelci was almost surprised to be addressed, and she blinked. It was a holdover from when her eyes used to work. “Ah, well. Like you identified, we’re called Volfram. I think the closest thing to what we are is more like a family, than anything else.” Though she was trying her best to face the woman, Kelci’s aim was off. With how crowded the bar was, her sense was less precise than it might usually be, so she was facing off to her side, a little. “I’m Kelci, and this is Amy. What’s your name?”

“Hiwasawa Shadeleaf,” The woman replied. An odd name, for an Elf, but Kelci could hardly recognize that. “But just Hiwa is fine. Also; are you… blind? You’re staring at a post on the railing. And yeah, it’s an attractive post, but c’mon. Hot Night Elf here.” She snickered, hoping that wasn’t too mean.

Kelci, of course, laughed back. “I mean. Yeah.” She gestured at the scattering of scars all around her eyes. “Or did gray and lifeless not quite give it away? Really too bad, I wouldn’t have minded seeing what a ‘Hot Night Elf’ is.” She adjusted her facing, “Hang on, is this better?” She asked, still off-kilter a bit. Something about this woman made her playful.

Hiwa grinned, delighted that this woman was such a good sport, “Nahhh, but almost. Now you’re… making sexy eyes at a chair. Is that what Draenei are into? Huh. Never been jealous of a chair, before.” She tapped her fingers on the table to make it easier to locate her. “Gray for sure, but hardly lifeless. I can see determination in them. And just a hell of a lot of strength.”

Kelci was thankful for the tapping, but the overt flirting was a bit much and her cheeks went a darker shade of blue. What was it about this woman? She finally met her target right on, the combination of sensing her Chi longer and audio queues helping her zero in. “Ha! Got you. Now. I should probably at least pretend I know what I’m doing, here.”

Amelia, for her part, was mostly silent, but smirking like a mad person. It was rare to see Kelci engage with someone like this, especially to see her so receptive to flirting. This had been a fantastic idea. She elected to simply let the two be.

“Oh, darn, now I have to see your face.” Hiwa cackled back, “Lucky me.” She tapped the table again, then leaned forward on her elbows, “I believe you were supposed to interview me, not just flirt.”

Kelci jumped in her chair. Hiwa was right. “Oh, uh. Yeah. So!” She proceeded to give the Kaldorei a brief rundown of what their group stood for, what it wanted to accomplish. Hiwa, for her part, kept the flirting to a minimum during the explanation. There was a time and place, and this was mildly official. When Kelci had finished, she nodded.

“Well that sounds like exactly what I’m after. What do you need from me?” Hiwa sounded excited to have stumbled on something so fitting for her.

Kelci beamed, “Oh, perfect! Just some questions about your abilities, really. What you can do for us? Though… unless my sensing of your Chi is off, I have a general idea. Still, I think it would be better to hear it from you.”

Hiwa cleared her throat. Time to shine and impress the cute goat. “Well, I guess what I do the best is mend the wounded. But I’m pretty scary when I turn into a cat and turn things into kebabs with my claws. So, yeah, if you guessed Druid - spot on!”

Kelci giggled at the idea of a cat making kebabs. “I want to be around for that, one day. It sounds… hilarious, really.” She gestured in Amy’s general direction, but just missed completely. “Both Amy and I are healers, as well, at least primarily. But there’s no shortage of wounded, these days. That would  be a more than welcome skillset. Next question! Tell us about yourself, at least briefly. You don’t have to share anything that makes you uncomfortable.”

That question made Hiwa pause, just a little bit. She had to debate how much to tell. “Well, up until recently, I was with a sorta military group. But it disbanded. Probably for the better, really, too many had died. Your ad mentioned family. I wanted something like that, again.” This was a far more introspective Hiwa than a few minutes ago. The woman had some depth, too. Kelci felt her stomach churn.

“You’ll fit right in. Third question.” Kelci nodded, more than pleased with the answer. Her first real interview and it was going so well. “Just… tell us your goals. What is it you want from us? We aren’t obsessed with gaining power or conquest.”

Hiwa snorted, “Good, I’d be worried if a nice girl like you wanted to conquer anything.” She gave Kelci a sultry smirk, realizing a moment too late how fruitless that effort was. “…I guess I want the same. Somewhere to belong and feel needed. A family, really.”

Kelci returned a warm smile, even if she couldn’t see the smirk. “Perfect, as far as I’m concerned, you’re in, so long as Amy’s alright with it.” She waited for an affirmative murmur from Amelia, then continued. “I just… have one more question for you. Would you like to go out some time?” She’d made her mind up about that roughly five minutes ago, but wanted to be proper first. Hiwa seemed a great fit for her, and didn’t even appear to care about her blindness. Just perfect.

It took Hiwa only a split second to reply, “Damn right I will. I’m free day after tomorrow, all day. Did you have an idea?”

Kelci was overjoyed. “Not yet but I will! Here, Amy can give you an official communicator and tabard, and I can use that to contact you. I… can’t wait. It’ll be fun.”

Hiwa seemed equally delighted. Kelci could sense her Chi going all aflutter, even if outwardly she was cool and calm. “Perfect! It’s a date!” She chimed, ecstatic with how things had turned out.

Both of them were giddy with anticipation, and for good reason. Though neither knew it at the time, they would someday be married. This was only the beginning.

Back in the present day once more, Kelci was shook awake by Hiwa. Her eyes blinked open and she saw her wife staring at her, arms folded. That same amused smirk painted her face. “Were you daydreaming?” She asked.

Kelci yawned, “Apparently I dozed off. Had a wonderful dream, though. It was about the day we first met.” She rose and embraced Hiwa, bumping their foreheads together.

“Oh how delightfully cheesy.” The Elf exclaimed, hugging her tightly. “Now come on. Dinner’s ready. I made your favorite.

Together, they moved away from the balcony and the fading light of early evening. Two souls intertwined, and perfect for one another.

[bukxwskii]

THE FRONT BOTTOMS//03.12.16

OKay so I’ve been meaning to do this for a while now because seeing The Front Bottoms was probably one of the highlights of my life and i need to get this night down because im so scared parts of the night will slowly start to go from my memory and im sentimental lmao((I’m also failing english so you’re getting this as a just a list of things that made this night great sorrynotsorry))

okay for starters i looked hella good this day, had a sparkly top on, my hair in sick space buns and i just felt so confident with this new look it was so great

I’d been looking forwards to this gig for ages and i’ve wantted to see tfb for so so long 

it was a day after my mocks finished so it was such a relief and almost a celebration

It was at my favourite venue (kentish town O2 forum) and we ate cookies in the queue 

we met the nicest girl in the crowd and we spoke to her until the support act came on

we then met these other guys who were really nice too and quite jokes although they didnt actually like tfb and were just there for the support at Gnarwolves so we were with them/bumping into them every now again in the crowd during gnarwolves and then they left to go get high

I cant remember if we then met these other girls before gnarwolves too or before tfb, hence why im writing this all down because these are my fav memories and i dont wanna forget!! but anyway we got talking to these lovely girls(basically this was one of the friendliest crowds at a gig i have ever been to which is a big reason why this night was so great tbh) and they told me they’d been judging everyone and decided I had the best space buns which actually made me feel so so good about myself….FIve minutes later though and the music starts, someone crowd surfs over me and kicks my space buns out:// i guess it was too good to be true, typical eh?

Honestly i can remember the first support act, they were called Apologies, i have none but i cant actually remember their set. I guess no memories means it cant have been that bad tho??

Gnarwolves though were so sick, the crowd was so so mad and they put on a hell of a set. I’d listened to them before and knew who they were but only after i’d seen them live did i realise just how good these guys were and i would definitely see them again if i get the chance 

Every single second the front bottoms were on stage i had the biggest smile on my face, they were so so amazing and i actually love them and their music so much. Like not even just fangirling i have so much respect for this band and still dont understand why those guys we met didn’t stick around to see tfb

If i were to say the crowd was dead I’d be telling the biggest lie. For some reason I live for the feeling of near death, struggling to hold yourself up, having a lack of breath, being severely dehydrated and overheating, either being pressed up closer to someone than even thought possible or being in the pit throwing yours into and onto people left, right and centre in time to the music. Not to mention the surprise of suddenly having someone’s body part flung over you’re head from behind you and being expected to hold this person up when you can barely hold yourself up. To any non gig goer you wont understand and when i start to think about it i dont really either but theres something about being in these crowds which makes me feel happier than anywhere else in the world.

Having said that, and meaning it, during the encore some people had already started to leave and i wasnt bothered about being right at the front so for the last couple of songs i got myself a little space and danced and sung my heart out knowing full well i probably looked like the biggest twat going but i honestly didnt care in the slightest.

‘WITH TEARS IN MY EYES I BEGGED YOU TO STAY YOU SAID HEY MAN I LOVE YOU BUT NO FUCKING WAY’ Putting every last emotion and breath into sing/screaming this made me so unbelievably happy and one point me and this guy sung the hey man i love you part to each other and god singing to strangers in the crowd is probably on of the best feelings i cant explain it. 

Okay so these next bits werent actually at the gig but it was still that night so im counting it.

So me and my mate got on the tube absolutely buzzing and chatting away about the gig and this guy opposite us obviously realised we’d been to the same gig as him and he was listening to his music so he started humming and singing along and as it was the front bottoms we joined in singing and so he took his headphones out to play the music out loud and it was just quite jokes. also he was really drunk and basically invited us out with him but we had to get the train home

then on the way to the train station we stopped at a shop and got some grapes and water but let me tell you grapes are the best after gig snack like its soo refreshing.

we then got on the train home and oh my god this is my favourite train ride and favourite story to tell ever, basically me and my friend sat on one table of four and there was another one next to it with this drunk guy(Nick from Sevenoaks with a brussel sprouts christmas jumper) on and we were just happily sat with our grapes and cookies on the table still buzzing and this group of drunk people in their late 20′s probably came and sat on both tables(there was like 8 of them) and they were the funniest people and at first we were just kind of listening in to thier conversations and like laughing to ourselves but then one of the guys was like ‘omg do you guys have food!?’ so we were like yeah and passed over our grapes and cookies to them(bc sharing is caring) and that kind of made them start talking to us and it was so eventful like being the sober one you realise how much shit drunk people chat it’s so so funny and anyway we were talking to them for quite a while as i think we were all on the train together for like a good hour and somehow we got on to the subject of relationships and one of the girls asked Nick the one who was originally on the train if he had a girlfriend and he was like no so then they asked me and i said no to so they got the bright idea to set us up and they all were so excited and were like come on molly swap seats swap seats so i’d be opposite him and i was just there like nahhh and i kid you not they like dragged me up and made me move seats and then they put the grapes and cookies(which they’d pretty much ate all of) on the table in between us to make it ‘date like’ and then one of the guys went all speed dating mode and starting asking us both questions about us so we’d get to know each other and this may sound weird but trust me it was the funniest thing ever to happen. We also got them listening to tfb and we were all sat on the train listening to them so yeah that was a pretty fun train ride

So yeah that was the night I saw the front bottoms and even though it was the whole night that made this i cannot wait for the front bottoms to tour again and if you havent already….LISTEN TO THE FRONT BOTTOMS !!

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i tweeted a lot abt the concert yesterday and i translated it to eng so i coudl send it to meg so im gonna just paste it here for the record. warning: im very excited

okay. the tweets start after i got in the hotel from the show so ill translate them all hsdfgj

everyone i cant stay here for a long time cuz the wifi sucks and im really nuts but im so dead i have no words guys idk i cant believe i saw my sons live sdkfjsdf

the choreos and dances and them speaking portuguese and jin and suga and hoseok crying im emo

i was kinda far away, i couldnt see their faces neatly but i could identify their body shape and im so emo

them saying they were happy to come and they wwanted to come more frequently and they were sad to go and jin (THE GUY FROM AWAKE) saying he feels better bec of the fans im :(((((

when suga and namjoon sang their solos i was almost crying tbh kfdjd

and taehyung was wearing that bandana, this man is truly trying to kill me sdfsdf

im gonna be that guy but tae's choreos were super beautiufl and i am very fuckenigh in love

i wanted to talk abt my day and the queue and abt my sons more, but im super tired soo GOOD NITE

there were sooooooooo many people, so many fuckin people, the biggest queue of my life skdjfsdf and a lot of young ppl too damn. but it was so beautiful, the fans and the boys singing together :((( im emo

i woke up super early, i was like so fuckin sleepy sdkfjsdf we boarded the plane etc, the trip was nice, i was super nervous but we arrived well, already in the plane i spotted a lot of fans sdkfjsdf

when the plane landed it kinda shook a little and a girl SHRIEKED a nervous laugh i had to fuckfign laugh out loud it was so funny dfjkgdfhgfdh

okay so we got to the hotel, tehre were armys there too, wow guys there were so many armys in sao paulo you kick a lamppost and 10 would pop out

our hotel room was super simple but it was good, and comfortable. the bed was a+++++++++

me and my sis went out for lunch then we went to the concert venue, i was super nervous but thanks to the medicine i got better sdkfjskjdf man. when we got there the queue was HUGE. the biggest queue of my life

there WERE SO MANY PEOPLE SERIOUSLY and a lot of young ppl, like even babies. there was a baby who was jiimin's fan i was like sdlffj

there were ppl selling merchandise too it was the biggest amt of bts stuff ive evers een in my life in one place holy shit. i loved it tho i wish i couldve bought a t shirt or something as a token but i only bought myself a bandana rip sdkfjsdkfjskfsd anyway, we stood there for like HOURS we arrived at like 3pm until fuckin 7pm my legs are all dead, i woke up w a cramp last night sfgdfg

while the queue moved i talked to armys, everyone was so fuckin excited they started yelling JHOOOOOOOPE AND SCREAMING OUTTA NOWHERE I WAS LIKE WHATS HAPPENIGNG

THERE WERE PPL IN THE QUEUE FOR THE \NEXT DAY\ DUDE. IT WAS RAINING SLIGHTLY LIKE PLEASE REST FRIENDS DONT DO THIS DSFGDG

i found it funny that the merchandise sellers (?) researched bts so hard, they were using fan lingo ksdjflsdkjfs ive never seen this holy shit. it felt like idk those anime cons i used to go on high school, except times 10000000 and with like more excitable ppl

after we entered the venue, ppl started singing, sometimes there was a drone recording stuff, and at some point their staff came over to take pictures

i was trying to find my friends but i was so fuckening lost and they were out of the venue still sdfsdfsdfsdf

at some point it turned into a single person queue (?) and then my friend found me thanks to me jumping and some fan's mom lending me her umbrella so i could spin it sdkfjsdf

anyway <3 me and gabs started talking abt the show, the boys, the fans, life universe and everything else. shes so sweet. i adopted her as my second sister xoxo

the queue was so big it went around the fuckin block, smh. when we got to the venue we started getting hyped sdlfkjsdlkfjsdf we managed to enter nicely, then we got up super nuts and IT WAS SO NICE INSIDE THERE

we got to a nice place in the front except it wasnt our assigned seats so we had to split up later sdkfjsdf but damn, it filled up super quick, i was shocked. i could see the stage quite nicely, i kinda regret not seeing their faces properly but i SAW them and i died and i emotionally hugged all of them so tiengo nada a perder sdfsdf

OKAY SO i filmed so many things. i was like trying to watch the concert, looking at the stage, looking at the screens, yelling, singing and filming skdfjsdf

when they started showing the mvs i was HYPED everyone was already singing and it was hard to not get into that excited vibe

AND THEN AN OPENING VIDEO STARTED AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS STARTING

IT OPENED W NOT TODAY AND IM SDLFHALFHALFHALKHALFKAHD AND EVEYRONES STARTED GETTING UP ON THEIR FEET AND IWAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I WANNA STAY SEATED BUT I HAD NO CHOICE, EVERYONE WAS STANDING ALL THE TIME SO I HAD TO DO IT TO SEE THINGS SDKFJSDF

THEY STARTED TALKING AND I COULDNT HEAR ANYTHING THERE WERE SO MANY PPL SINGING AND YELLING IT WAS HARD. I SORTA GOT THE "BRAZIL" AND "TAO CURTINDO (ARE YOU LIKING IT)" AND TAE SAYING "AMAMOS VOCES/ WE LOVE YOU"

LATER I FOUND OUT JHOPE SIAD BRAZIL WAS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE TOUR THAT SOLD OUT AND I WAS EMMO THEY LOOKED SO HAPPY

AT FIRST they looked tired but later they got excited bec the fans were... like so hyped sdflksdf

THEN CAME AM I WRONG, BAPSAE AND DOPE AND I DIED SDLFKSJDF THE CHOREOS BRO I WAS LIKE HOW CAN THEY DANCE LIKE THAT FOR REAL I CANT BELIEVE IT

it was so nice to hear everyone singing and yelling ogether it felt like we were performing with them too! dude idk i was emo

THEN CAME BEGIN AND JUNGKOOKS CHOREO AND IML IEK WHAT THE FUCK DUDE HOW CAN U DANCE LIKE THIS TEACH ME? BITHC

THEN JIMIN'S DANCE AND I DIED TOO GODDAMN! his dancing style is super smooth and sensual and like, the sense of weight is so light i die

it was so cool to hear ppl yelling their names, holy shit man sdkfjsdf

THJEN I THOUGHT STIGMA WAS COMING UP BUT SUGA CAME UP W FIRST LOVE AND I DEIED WITH THE PIANO HOYL SHIT DUDE THE COMBINATION OF THE VIDEO BEHIND HIM AND HIM RAPPING AND THE TONE OF THE SONG I WAS ALMOST CRYINFG DUDE IDK GABS LATER TOLD ME SUGA HAD CRIED AND I WAS LIKE BITCH ME TOO

THEN CAME UP LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST REPRESENTING ME BEC I WAS  SO LOST IN SAO PAULO HOYL SHTI SDKFJSDF

THEN SAVE ME CAME UP!!! AND HOLY SHIT I WENT HNUTS BECAUSE SAVE ME INTRODUCED ME TO THEM!!!! AND I DIED BEC TRHE TRANSITION FROM SAVE ME TO I NEED U WAS SOO GOOD IN THE END OF SAVE ME'S CHOREO THEY GO DOWN AND I NEED U STARTS W THEM RISING UP I DIED

THEN REFLECTIONNNNNNNNNN CAME UPPPPPP AND I WAS EMO AGAIN THE VIDEO AND NAMJOON OH YM GOD GUYS AND THEN HE SAND "I WISH I COULD LOVE MYSELF" AND EVERYONE ELSE SANG "WE LOVE YOU" BACK TO HIM AND HE GOT ALL CHOKED UP HOLY SHIT DUDE IM EMO TOO I IWHS I COULD EMOTIONALLY SUPPORT THESE KIDS THAT SUFFER WITH THE RUSH OF THE IDOL LIFE BUT IF THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD IM HAPPY AS FUCK

SO BITCH. STIGMA COMES UP AND I ALREADY AM DEAD AND DYING AND SINGING ALONG AND TAE'S HIGH NOTE CAME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP IM STILL SCHJOPKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

AND THEN COMES MAMA!!!!!!!! HOSEOKS KID PHOTOSSSD FSDFSDF AND THE FANS SINGING ALONG HOLY SHIT GUYS AT THE TIME OF THE BREAK HE STARTED MAKING A CRYING FACE AND A CHOKED UP VOICE AND  IALMOST CRIED WITH HIM

AND THEN JIN CAME BUPPPPP IM ALWAYS EMO WITH AWAKE BEC HE THINKS HES TALENTLESS AND HAS NO HABILITY BUT TDUDE EVERYONE SCREAMED HIS NAEM AND THE HIGH NOTESS I WAS KIKEAAAAAAAAAA BITHCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AFTER THAT I THINK THERE WAS CYPHER 4 AND THATS WHEN I TRULY LOST IT FUCK! THERES NO WAY TO SCREAM AND SING ALONG W CYPHER IDK DUDE IT WAS SO FUN TO GO OFF IT WAS ONE OF THE PERFORMANCES I LIKED THE MOST W THE FANS, AFTER SPRING DAY

THEN CAME UP FIRE AND IDIED W THE CHOREO, NOTHING NEW, AS ALWAYS I DIED THANKS. THEN THEY STOPPED AND I HEARD RAPMON ASKING IF WE WERE ENJOYING IT AND I DIED ALREADY LISTNEING TO IT COULDNT EVEN HEAR THEM, I HAD HEARD THEM TALK A BIT MORE TOO BUT I COULDNT MAKE ANYTHING OUT OF IT CUZ THEY WERE LIKE "SDJFSDF ??" AND EVERYONE SCREAMED AT IT

THEN THE MASHUP CAME UPGPPPPPPP I WAS SCREMAING SO MUCH ESP AFTER NO MORE DREAM. I FORGOT TO MENTION BUT BAPSAES DANCE BREAK KILLED ME TOO. AND THE CONFETTI IN RUNNNNNNNNNNNN I WAS EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THEN 21 CENTURY GIRLS CAME UP AND I COULDNT STOP LOOKING AT TAE IDK HE SEESM TO DANCE THAT SONG RLLY NICELY AND IM WEAK

THEN THEY TALKED W US AGAIN AND I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY THAT CONCERT WOULD ENTER THEIR STORY AND IT WAS THERE JIN SAID HE FELT BETTER BEC OF THE FANS, REFERRING TO AWAKE. FBITCH

THEN THEY COME UP W BOY MEETS EVIL AND IM SDLÇFKJSDFLKJSDF AND THEN BLOOD SWEEAT AND TEARS I COULDNT STOP LOOKING AT THE CHOREO HOLY SHIT WHAT A SONG!!! I HAD HEARD NAMJOON SAY BEFORE BOY MEETS EVIL THAT IT WAS THEIR LAST SONG BUT I WAS LIKE NAHHH U LYIN

BUT AFTER A LARGE PAUSE THERE WAS WINGS AND 2!3! I DONT REMEMBE RHTE ORDER BUT HOL FUCKING SHIT I ALMOST CRIED IN WINGS, CLAPPING DYIGNH IDK

THEN THEY CAME UP W SPRING DAYYY AND HOLY SHIT THE FANS SINGING AFTER IT ENEDDED I ALMOST CRIED AGAIN THE BOYS WERE ALL EMO AND IM LIKE BITCH ME TOO HUG ME. JIN WAS ACTUALLY CRYING

THEN THEY TALKED ABT BRAZIL I DONT REMEMBER MUCH BUT THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO COME HERE AGAIN, MORE FREQUENTLY, THEY WERE SAD TO GO AND THEY CALLED THE FANS THEIR WINGS. AND I FORGOT THAT BITCHING VIDEO THEY SHOWED UP BEFORE WINGS

SPEAKOING OF THE "BOY WHO GROWS UP" AND OF THE BOYS UNITED AND THE SEVEN HEARTS INSIDE ONE, AND ONE HEART UNITED WITH SEVEN AND IM LIKE "EGFAYUHFAUFHE LET ME SIT DOWN I CANT RISE UP AFTER THAT ONE" JESUS CHRIST DUDE WHAT ATHE FUCK I CANT RECOVER FROM THAT

AFTER THE CONCERT I FOUND GABS OUTSIDE, SHE HELPED ME FIND MY SIS SDKFJSDF THEN WE FOUND BIA AFTER SOME STRUGGLING SHE WAS SOOO OUT OF IT CUZ SHE SAW THEM FROM UP CLOSE . THEN WE WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL MY SWEET SISTER BOUGHT ME A BURGER KING SO I WOULDNT BE HINGRY AND I WAS LIKE EATING RLLY OUT OF IT

I SLEPT NICELY. LIKE, NOT 100% BUT NICELY. WOKE UP W NO VOICE AT ALL AND A BITCHING CRAMP IN MY LEGS SDSFS WE WENT TO A FAMOUS PARK LATER AND ITTWA S SUPER NICE WE BIKED ALONG IT AND MY LEGS DIED BUT I WAS A HAPPY MAN SDLFJSDF

ANYWAY WE WENT ABC KTO THE AIRPORT AND IT WAS COOL. I DIDNT THINK I WOULD LOVE THEM MORE THAN I CURRENTLY DO BUT AFTER THIS CONCERT I CAME UP AT A NEW LEVEL IM SUPER OUT OF IT DUDE. WOKE UP TODAY AND IT STILL FEELS LIKE IM THERE I LEFT PART OF MY SOUL THERE

[seohoho]

check in tag 🍊Tagged by @kingleedo @plasticflowering, @kimyovngjo & @moonsehyoon (maybe you were interested in the Oneus answers too heh)

why did you choose this URL?

it is Ravn’s essence. lolz low key have wanted to change it for months but the one I want most is taken (not even used, it’s just sitting there!!) 😞

do you have any sideblogs?

this IS a sideblog~ but yes also one more though I’m not active as much @wekii

how long have you been on tumblr?

since 2011... happy tin anniversary to me

do you have a queue tag?

nahhh, if you haven’t noticed sometimes I can leave for weeks and then resume as if nothing happened. Life. It is what it issss.

why did you start this blog in the first place?

I knew I was in it for the long haul with them and since there wasn’t too much Oneus content, I decided to teach myself how to make gifs just so I could see more :).

why did you choose this pfp?

bc look at that fluff. Sunny, my forever Oneus bias. again, I’ve been meaning to change it for months and I just keep forgetting. I’m... very lazy, if you haven’t noticed yet

why did you choose your header?

whipped for hyung line /of course/. once again... I’ve been meaning to change it since the end of Lived era but... #effort

what’s your post with most notes?

the one of them singing No Diggity in close up shots wearing blue! Truly the one set that took me the least amount of time and effort. ahaha

how many mutuals do you have?

I don’t actually know! Wish tumblr would tell you that separately.

how many followers do you have?

677.

following?

178. I tend to follow blogs focused on solely one group. That way my dash is multi but I know 99% of the groups being talked about. Most are inactive I feel tho :/

do you make shit posts?

Any time I make a text post, you could say that

how long do you use tumblr each day?

I mostly use it while at work so instead of being 100% miserable it becomes like 92% miserable. :)) I only have time to scroll though, since I shouldn’t be using my phone. employee of the month~.

did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

Oof no. I don't like arguments. Also this is just tumblr..chill.

how do you feel ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

Not for me. I’ve done a pretty good job of filtering certain phrases like that so I don’t see them often anymore.

do you like tag games?

yes! They’re fun to do and read as well. Does it sometimes take me weeks...months... to do them? Yes. But that’s just me being lazy and forgetful again. But I always appreciate them :’)

do you like ask games?

I’ve never actually rb’d one because I always feel I’m never gonna get asks ahahaha. BUT if I see someone’s on my dash I try to go ask them a couple !

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

I’m not sure! Is there such a thing anymore? But just hope everyone gets appreciated like they should

do you have a crush on a mutual?

noo<3 but i'm SO fond of all of you fr fr.