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[bloodngutsr]

Sixteenth Day Event Prompt:

Sam comforts Dream in prison

cw's for gore, vomit, and. well. the way sam treats dream's recovery. this absolutely turned into so much less comfort than i originally intended there to be but like. that's the way it is with them .

but also like /srs warning this is pretty brutal so :P @sixteenth-day-event

[0200whycantibeyou]

My brain is fried from working in front of screens all day...fuck screens, fuck digital work, let me live under a rock and drink gin lemons and smoke cigarettes with my friend Sloth in peace (looking forward to do so soon)

[hoejii]

fuck i hate writer slumps :(

[doggirlcrown]

i gotta redraw doggirlcrown but with the WLFGRL album cover and maybe some other barking dogs and then caption it with text that says "bark for me" cuz like 1 i really like wlfgrl and machine girl for that matter and it has inspired many of my original characters and the fact that its a dog and doggirlcrown is too and like uuhh the caption cuz dogs bark and um,m stuff with doggirlcrown and also to capture the attention of the specific kind of tumblr transgender girlies like myself

[samthesweatyboi]

WELCOME TO THE BLOG‼️

Yo! I’m Emil! [He/Him] In this blog, imma post any art I have made, shit I find funny, possible rants with a focus of anything that’s on my mind.

Fandoms/Things I like:

Classic Novels: Oscar Wilde, Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, Robert Louis Stevenson

VERY specific/random hyperfixation: Bendy and The Ink Machine Series, Jekyll & Hyde Musical, M*A*S*H, DogMan, Minecraft

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I am a silly little goober (an artist) and I like to share my silly little stories and characters via the internet (I am autistic)

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[saintmeghanmarkle]

DM: NADINE DORRIES: The Queen's final years were overshadowed by Harry and Meghan's hunger for publicity. She embodies every virtue they lack and my heart broke after learning of her anger at their legal threats over Lilibet by u/Von_und_zu_

DM: NADINE DORRIES: The Queen's final years were overshadowed by Harry and Meghan's hunger for publicity. She embodies every virtue they lack, and my heart broke after learning of her anger at their legal threats over Lilibet This is an excellent excellent piece.The Duke of Sussex is about to turn 40: he’s an adult and he needs to start acting like one.All his endless therapy sessions don’t seem to have given him the tools to put his experiences into perspective.He does not seem to realise that, while he has undoubtedly suffered personal loss, he is one of the most privileged men on the planet — not one of the most put-upon. The death of a parent in young life is no excuse to behave badly towards your surviving relatives as you grow — in fact, the opposite is true.In his memoir, Spare, among other revelations, Harry chose to tell the world that he lost his virginity in a field. But how strange that, in the same book, Harry failed to recount the details of the phone conversation in which the Queen supposedly gave her blessing for him and Meghan to name their daughter Lilibet.That, I think, tells us everything.https://ift.tt/vMZq7aN Archive link https://ift.tt/qWSNmyn to add more:Yet now, thanks to Robert’s impeccably sourced book, it appears that the last years of her reign were overshadowed not only by this extraordinary decision, but by Harry and Meghan’s hunger for publicity and tendency to air their grievances on TV and in writingThe Queen embodied every virtue this pair lack. She was loyal, dedicated, hard-working and driven by duty every day of her life — at times, if we are honest, to the detriment of her own family and happiness. She always put the nation first. post link: https://ift.tt/TSPyDue author: Von_und_zu_ submitted: January 15, 2024 at 06:47PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[vera-deville]

Vera's Hauntober 2023

Day 5 - Moonlight (Kyoya Ootori)

09/19/2023 - 09/23/2023

Pairing: Kyoya Ootori x Reader

Word Count: 405

Warnings: Tamaki's shenanigans

Gender: AFAB

Taglist: @animusicnerd, @leonistic, @pyroxeene, @savanaclaw1996, @thequeenoffishburrito, @ellssbellss, @reshi-galaxy, @hanafubukki, @hitoshislover

Kyoya has seen that look on Y/N's face before. Multiple times, in fact. The joy that seems to light up her entire face as she twirled around and in-between the guests and the hosts. Her laughter was hard to describe.

Sometimes it would sounds like fairies twinkling (or at least Kyoya believed that's what they'd sound like), and other times, Y/N sounded not unlike a horse guffawing. There was no in-between.

"C'mon Kyo! Dance with me!" Y/N latched her hands into his, effectively dragging him onto the dance floor. Allowing a small grin to take place on his face, he lead Y/N into a classic waltz. The music soon changed into something more upbeat, "Let's see how well you can tango Ootori~"

Taking her challenge to heart, Kyoya swept Y/N of her feet into a deep dip, deliberately moving his face closer, to her face, until right at the perfect moment, he pulled back, leaving said girl feeling flustered.

After some time, Kyoya and Y/N decided to have a break, (Y/N's feet were killing her), but they still wanted to spend time together. Locking her arm around Kyoya's, she lead him to the outdoor garden (conveniently placed right outside the ballroom, for dramatic escapes during lovers' quarrel, one could only assume).

The pair sat inside the gazebo nearest to them (because that gazebo was most definitely not the only one in existence on school grounds, knowing the minds of Suoh men). This gazebo in particular was one that was not surrounded at all sides with rose bushes, and instead had vines that crawled around it. It was very open, and Y/N could see the moon from where they were sat in the structure. "Isn't the moon so pretty?"

"The moon is always pretty," Kyoya replied.

"But she looks exceptionally beautiful tonight. Something's different tonight."

Kyoya looked at Y/N's face. The way the moonlight hit her face wasn't like the way the lights in the ballroom hit her face. It was much more gentle, much less artificial, and so perfect for her. The dim lighting of the gazebo should have tampered with how the lighting enhanced her beauty, but somehow, it didn't. She looked just as lovely as he always saw her.

Y/N started talking about something, Kyoya couldn't tell what. All he knew was that he had the moonlight to thank for this beautiful view.

Author's Note: I swear I was absolutely stuck on this one, because I had no idea how to write this-

I had a concept, only to butcher it immediately after I start writing. #writingthings

See you in the next fic!

Masterlist Hauntober 2023 Masterlist

[wintersrealm]

I feel this in my soul.

Literally, every now and then when I'm like "am I the human equivalent of a wet paper towel?" I go through my inbox to remind myself that someone, at some point, has loved something I've made.

#writingthings

#commentsarecrack

#letmefeeljoy

I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox

[jokesfordayscom]

30 Hilarious Old People Jokes That Bring Generations Together

https://jokesfordays.com/?p=840 30 Hilarious Old People Jokes That Bring Generations Together Laughter is a universal language, and there’s something special about humor that pokes fun at the quirks of aging. Old people jokes not only bring a smile to your face but also foster a sense of connection and understanding across generations. They remind us that growing older doesn’t mean losing our sense of humor; in fact, it often enhances it! Imagine sharing a light-hearted joke with a grandparent or an elderly friend—it’s a fantastic way to bridge the gap between youth and wisdom. These jokes celebrate the joys and challenges of aging while keeping spirits high. So, if you’re ready to explore a collection of hilarious old people jokes that’ll tickle your funny bone and brighten someone’s day, you’re in the right place! Let’s jump into the industry of laughter and discover how humor can make the golden years even more enjoyable. Table of Contents Toggle Understanding Old People JokesTypes of Old People JokesClassic Old People JokesSilly Old People JokesClever Old People JokesWhy Old People Jokes Are FunnyRelatable ExperiencesGenerational HumorLighthearted Perspective on AgingHow to Share Old People JokesSharing in Social SettingsUsing Old People Jokes in WritingThe Impact of Old People JokesBreaking StereotypesFostering Bonding and ConnectionConclusionFrequently Asked QuestionsWhat are old people jokes?Why are old people jokes important?How do old people jokes benefit relationships?What types of old people jokes are there?How should I share old people jokes?Can old people jokes help challenge stereotypes?Are older adults more receptive to humor?How can I incorporate old people jokes into writing? Understanding Old People Jokes Understanding Old People Jokes Old people jokes play a important role in creating connections between generations. Humor reflects life’s experiences, and these jokes often highlight the quirks of aging with a light-hearted touch. You might find that sharing such jokes can spark laughs and foster understanding, making interactions enjoyable. Aging doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor; in fact, many older adults find joy in poking fun at their own experiences. Jokes about forgetfulness, technology struggles, or generational differences often resonate well. When you share these laughs, you help debunk stereotypes and celebrate the wisdom gained over the years. Another aspect to appreciate is timing. A well-delivered old people joke can be the key to breaking the ice. You can lift spirits during family gatherings or social events, helping everyone feel comfortable. These jokes provide a way to connect, bridging age gaps while encouraging mutual respect. Sharing old people jokes requires sensitivity. Not every joke will land with every audience, so it’s worth considering the context and the individuals involved. Aim for lighthearted humor that fosters camaraderie rather than humor that might inadvertently offend. You can choose jokes that celebrate resilience and the joy of lifelong experiences. Embracing old people jokes encourages laughter and reinforces the idea that growing older can be enjoyable. Incorporating such humor into your interactions allows everyone to find common ground and strengthens relationships. So, next time you’re with older friends or family, don’t hesitate to share some light-hearted jokes to brighten the moment. Types of Old People Jokes Types of Old People Jokes Old people jokes come in various styles, each aiming to spark laughter while celebrating the quirks of aging. Here are some popular types you can enjoy. Classic Old People Jokes Classic old people jokes often rely on straightforward humor, reflecting common stereotypes about aging. For instance, consider this one: “Why did the old man start a band? Because he wanted to be a rock star before he got too old.” This type of joke connects generations through humor. Another good example is, “What do you call an old person who loves to tell jokes? A pun-derful grandparent.” You’ll find that these jokes tend to be simple yet effective, making them accessible for audiences of all ages. Silly Old People Jokes Silly old people jokes add a whimsical touch to everyday situations. They often embrace absurdity in a light-hearted manner. For example, imagine this scenario: “Why did the old man sit on the newspaper? He wanted to be up to date.” You’ll see how these jokes bring a smile through playful scenarios. They’re perfect for brightening a conversation and making moments of laughter even more enjoyable. Clever Old People Jokes Clever old people jokes often involve wordplay or witty observations about life as one ages. These jokes provoke thought while still delivering a punchline. An example might be, “An old man and his grandson are playing golf. The grandson hits the ball into the rough near a tree. The grandfather says, ‘When I was your age, I could hit my ball over that tree!’ When the grandson attempts but fails, the grandfather replies, ‘When I was your age, that tree was only a few feet tall.’” You’ll find that these jokes often invite deeper reflection while still keeping the mood light and enjoyable. Why Old People Jokes Are Funny Why Old People Jokes Are Funny Old people jokes bring joy by tapping into shared experiences, making them relatable and enjoyable for everyone involved. Relatable Experiences You’ll find that these jokes often reflect everyday situations faced by older adults. Forgetfulness or technology mishaps are common themes that resonate with many. They highlight the humorous side of aging, reminding everyone that it’s okay to laugh at life’s little quirks. Sharing these relatable experiences fosters a sense of community and understanding among different generations. Generational Humor Humor shifts across generations, impacting what you find funny. You may discover that older adults appreciate humor that avoids harshness and focuses more on lighthearted topics. Jokes from younger generations, infused with pop culture references, might not resonate with them. It’s fascinating to see how shared humor acts as a bridge, connecting varying age groups through laughter. Lighthearted Perspective on Aging You’ll appreciate how old people jokes often adopt a lighthearted approach to growing older. These jokes celebrate resilience, showcasing the wisdom that comes with age. You might notice that sharing a good laugh about aging can relieve stress and create a positive atmosphere during interactions. Finding humor in the aging process encourages not just acceptance but also enjoyment of these golden years. How to Share Old People Jokes Sharing old people jokes can bring joy and laughter to your gatherings. Here are some ways you can effectively share them. Sharing in Social Settings Casual settings work best for these jokes. Family gatherings, group chats, or social media are great places to spread a little humor. Keep your audience in mind when selecting jokes. Relatable humor appeals to older adults, who often appreciate jokes that reflect their own experiences. Aim for a light-hearted atmosphere to encourage connection. Your intent is to make everyone smile, so choose carefully! Using Old People Jokes in Writing Context matters when you integrate these jokes into your writing. Articles, blogs, or social media posts aimed at older adults can showcase these jokes effectively. Remember to tailor the jokes to the interests of your readers. Age-related humor can capture attention and provide entertainment. Engage your audience by aligning the jokes with their shared experiences, creating a sense of community through laughter. The Impact of Old People Jokes The Impact of Old People Jokes Old people jokes significantly influence interpersonal relationships and personal wellbeing. They challenge age-related stereotypes while promoting joy and understanding. Breaking Stereotypes Humor plays a key role in breaking down stereotypes about aging. Jokes that poke fun at the quirks of getting older can dispel misconceptions about elderly individuals being humorless or frail. For example, sharing a lighthearted jab about forgetfulness highlights common experiences that many adults, young or old, face. Positive, self-deprecating humor encourages older adults to embrace their age while showcasing that laughter transcends generations. Research shows that older adults often enjoy humor more than younger adults, allowing them to defy stereotypes in a funny way. Fostering Bonding and Connection Sharing old people jokes fosters a sense of bonding and connection among family and friends. Humor serves as a bridge between generations, creating shared laughter over relatable experiences. When you tell a classic joke about technology mishaps, for example, it not only evokes laughter but also sparks conversation and understanding. The positive impact of humor on relationships is evident, especially in reducing stress during family gatherings. Studies indicate that well-executed humor enhances overall relationship satisfaction. Eventually, old people jokes can create meaningful connections, allowing everyone to appreciate the lighter side of aging. Conclusion Embracing old people jokes can transform your interactions with older generations. They serve as a bridge that connects youth and wisdom through laughter. By sharing these light-hearted quips, you not only bring joy but also foster understanding and camaraderie. Remember to choose humor that resonates and is delivered with sensitivity. The right joke at the right moment can lighten the mood and create memorable experiences. As you share these jokes, you celebrate the beauty of aging and the delightful quirks that come with it. So go ahead and incorporate old people jokes into your conversations. You’ll find that laughter truly is a universal language that strengthens bonds and enriches relationships across all ages. Frequently Asked Questions What are old people jokes? Old people jokes are light-hearted humor that reflects the experiences of aging. They often highlight quirks and challenges faced by older adults, like forgetfulness or technology mishaps, making them relatable for all ages. Why are old people jokes important? These jokes foster connections between generations, encouraging laughter and joy. They help bridge the gap between youth and wisdom, reinforcing that humor can enhance the aging experience and promote understanding. How do old people jokes benefit relationships? Sharing these jokes can strengthen bonds among family and friends. They create shared laughter, which reduces stress during gatherings and enhances overall relationship satisfaction. What types of old people jokes are there? There are various styles, including classic jokes based on stereotypes, silly jokes that add whimsy, and clever jokes that use wordplay and insights about aging, offering different ways to enjoy humor. How should I share old people jokes? The best approach is to share them in casual settings, such as family gatherings or on social media. Choose jokes that resonate with older adults to ensure they are relatable and well-received. Can old people jokes help challenge stereotypes? Yes, they can. By showcasing the funny side of aging, these jokes challenge age-related stereotypes and encourage a positive view of growing older, proving that humor is universal across generations. Are older adults more receptive to humor? Research shows that older adults often enjoy humor more than younger individuals. Sharing jokes can help them defy stereotypes and appreciate the joy that comes with aging. How can I incorporate old people jokes into writing? When writing for older audiences, tailoring content to include relatable humor can foster a sense of community. Focus on experiences that resonate with this demographic to create engaging, enjoyable content. Jokes For Days https://jokesfordays.com/?p=840

[newtras]

Openai's Stargate Project defines its scenes on international expansion

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[satrthere]

Openai's Stargate Project defines its scenes on international expansion

Stop writingThe US investment in the United States to invest in the United States in the United States to invest in the United States and elsewhere in the United States in the United States in the United States in the United States Bank Time Time Report. Stargate has not been accused of improving the Stargates in the promotion of US infrastructure. In addition to Britain, Germany and France are…

[bloodngutsr]

kicking my feet and giggling like a teenager in a romcom reading a love letter while i look up the longterm psychological effects of stress positions

[hoejii]

✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆— sideblog/personal for @dilfhos

BLK. SHE. TWENTYONE.

i use this blog for reblogging writer resources and other neat-o things. tags are evergrowing.

writingthings. adhdthings. cutethings. blogthings. otherthings. persona. spicythings. animethings. shittythings.

[fizzynoodles]

Tag navigations:

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[novella-writers]

Hi, you can call me Storm! I'm 30 and the mom of a loud and demanding cat ❤️

I’m a multiple paragraphs/novella style writer. I love to write detailed descriptions and delve into a character’s head/emotions as well as surroundings. I compare it to writing a novel together. Not every reply has to be novella length, however. If there are action or dialogue heavy scenes, I tend to do a shorter back and forth to keep the momentum going. 

I only do MxF (with me writingthe female role). I don’t double, but I’m more than happy to write side characters of either gender to help move the story along. I only want female authors writing male characters as I’m uncomfortable with male authors. (Nonbinary pals are an exception).

I'm really hoping to find a friendship, someone who can add to our story, and most importantly, someone who wants a long-term connection. It's difficult for me to write with someone if I don't feel that genuine bond. It's also important to me to have a high level of activity, with at least one reply a day. 

If you suddenly stop replying ic and ooc, I'll drop the story after 2 attempts of gauging interest spaced a week apart. But feel free to message me if you want to pick the story back up again, even months later. 

Searching For: 

20+ partners only 

An excellent grasp of grammar, punctuation, spelling, and capitalization. (Literate to advanced writers only, please. I'm not looking for newbies)

Plot before smut. While mature themes will be in my writing, there needs to be chemistry between our characters. I normally do a 60/40 plot to smut ratio and my characters tend to be subs/switches depending on the circumstances 

 An older male character (early forties to mid-late fifties). I love the gruff and tough men with dark pasts who secretly have a soft heart. I also love grumpy, hypermasculine men being intimidated by sweet but fiery women. My characters are mid-late twenties to early-mid thirties so the age gap is legal. 

I'm not looking for age play. It's a romance between two consenting adults who each act exactly their age, and they just happen to be different ages. 

Enthusiasm to chat about our character and ship, how to crush them and then gushing over fluffy moments. I love crying over characters and what the heck they’re doing. I want my heart ripped from my chest from angst, then feeling like it’s going to burst from overwhelming cuteness. I want us to love these characters and the world we create. I want to make pinterest boards, spotify playlists, graphics, and toss headcanons back and forth until late at night. 

Have an idea for a scene? Found a picture that inspired you? Send it to me! Be invested when it comes to plotting/worldbuilding. There’s nothing worse than receiving one sentence in reply to two paragraphs of ideas, or having a doormat partner who says “sure” to whatever I ask. Building ideas one on top of the other, watching them snowball into amazing plot threads brings me joy. But having to pull plot ideas like I’m pulling teeth makes me think you’re not interested, and I will lose interest in return.

Interests: 

Modern fantasy, monsters, sci-fi, omegaverse, southern gothic/midwest gothic (i’m a sucker for that southern/texas drawl), horror, height/size difference, cheating/affair, enemies to lovers, slow burn romance, spooky small towns, post apocalyptic/dystopia, crime/mysteries, emotionally charged/dark and gritty, bodyguard x assignment, forced proximity, opposites attract, fated mates, anti heroes/morally gray characters, traumatic pasts, grumpy x sunshine, one bed, men who simp over their women, touch her / him and die, and more.

I have lots of original plot ideas in mind as well!

Fandoms (OCs ONLY) 

Star Wars, Stranger Things, Mercy Thompson Series, True Blood, The Last of Us, Hunger Games, Fallout (TV Show)

I write only on discord using servers with organized channels. Like this post or add me on discord (magicofrain) if you’re interested. The most effective way to grab my genuine interest is by messaging me as if we've been friends for years. Please let me know which interests you liked from my ad.

Like/message if interested!