#wtbm

[w2bm]

fruit gummy anon popping in one last time to say THANK YOU FOR THIS BLOG! IT WAS FUN AND I ENJOYED IT! MUCH LOVE! have an awesome day and an even more awesome life! we love you. goodbye!

Hi, I see from your other ask and the auto tags that you're the Fruit Snack Anon, I'm still alive!

I was in a car accident about, uh, a while back, (ironically I have trouble remembering when exactly) that gave me some pretty serious damage so I actually don't remember this blog besides the premise, but it looks like I had a lot of fun so I would actually like to go through it (and maybe even continue it?). I have unposted art on an unlabeled hard drive I plugged into my computer and I was making a playable Portal map for it apparently? I also have a lot of... really nonsense notes about it. I have no idea what lightly salted fries had to do with airplanes but it must have been intricate.

Here's to a creative future of returning to things I enjoy!

Though I should probably refresh and watch HLVRAI again if I plan on jumping back into running a blog...

[dizzolvdgirl]

respectfully, ma'am how do you slap so hard

I listen to TBM ever everyday and take inspiration 😼🩷

[doglok]

ハンターやります　 【第五人格/identityV】 【配信を見ている方へ】 ・対戦相手や味方への悪意ある発言 ・視聴者さん同士の"過度"な会話 ・伝書鳩行為 ・連投コメント 上記 ... via YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mMpkW-wtBM

[remadra]

redid my android glados design. little chellbot's 7-8ft for scale.

[plushmon]

WELCOME 2 THA SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!

( @w2bm by @remadra ! )

[onechicjoy-blog]

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I took a long💧💧💧, hot💦🛀shower... Now, should I put something😋 on me or not❓

Help me decide @ bit.ly/_OneChicJoy 😉

[eggedbellies]

Heyo! Monster x Expert partners (human test tube tf scenario) anon here!

Just some imaginings of possible quotes from the ‘Expert turns their S/O into a monster with the tube’ scenario:

WTBM (while nervous, trying to calm self down): “Well uh, just slap me in the jar and call me Rainbow Dash!”

Expert: “What. Why would you say that?”

WTBM: “NO BABE I’M SO SORRY-“

Expert: “Honey, I love you but you gotta stop with those references.”

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Monster, pointing to ovipositor that just unsheathed because Expert may have brushed against it a little: “I think that’s where the eggs come out”

Expert: “the what”

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Monster: “You look so nice and fertile for my eggs~ lots of room for them~”

Expert: “Was that a long winded, somewhat creepy way of calling me fat?”

Monster: “I uh.”

Expert: “I mean, I AM fat, it’s just, why would you have to point that out, and why like that?”

Monster: “Room for eggs? Pregnant women have to put on weight so there’s room for the baby, right? I’d assume it’s the same for eggs…”

Expert, internally; ‘Oh my fucking god they want to impregnate me and yet they don’t know how pregnancy fucking works… how’

Expert, externally; “HHHHH…”

Monster: “Oh? What is happening?”

Expert: “I am SUFFERING in biology major.”

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Monster, hissing, growling a little: “Hhf~ are you satisfied, my love?”

Expert, getting fucked: “O- oh my god, are you- hff- kidding- ah~ thing’s the damn python of- hh~ ah~ dick-adjacent organs~ of COURSE I’m hh- satisfied~”

Monster, slowing down because of a knot: “Hrrgh, okay, well- hrnk! I’m not gonna be able to- hggh- hump much longer, I think!”

Expert: “Wh- why?”

Monster: “I think there might be a knot in there.”

Expert: “a what”

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Expert, after having about 20 tennis ball sized eggs fucked into them: “Hoooolyyy shit…”

Monster, very excited: “Ooh!! So many eggs!!! You look so good with my brood~ MY mate, with MY brood~! Ahh~ I must protect you, my lovely, lovely mate~”

Expert, watching as Monster proceeds to curl up atop their belly bloated with eggs,: “So… how much are you planning on depositing? Just this once, or…”

Monster, purring: “If I grow more eggs in me I’ll be sure to deposit them in you again, my love :)”

Expert, now imagining scenarios: “Wow, uh… hoo… okay then! Wouldn’t mind more eggs then, I guess!”

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Monster, rubbing Expert’s belly: “Hmmm… eggs… may I get you breakfast? You’ll need a lot of nutrition for this…”

Expert: “Oh, uh, yeah! Sure! What kind of breakfast were you thinking!”

Monster: “Sunny side up eggs :)”

Expert: “…That is incredibly ironic.”

Monster: “Eggs is best for eggs :) cannibalism :)”

Expert: “I mean technically it isn’t cannibalism because it’s two different species-“

Monster, placing finger on Expert’s mouth: “Shh. Sh sh shhhh. Cannibalism :)”

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Expert: “BABE PLEASE GET DOWN FROM THE CEILING-“

Monster, turning their head 180 degrees to face Expert: (in borat impression) “Mah maaateee :)))))”

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Monster, holding Expert’s eggnant belly for them, which is now the size of a fucking beach ball: “Eggs!!! :) You look very good today, my love!!!”

Expert, also feeling their belly: “Woah. Yeah this is- it’s getting pretty tight, am I gonna have to lay these soon?”

Monster, shrugging: “Probably, idk. I’d imagine you’d have to lay my brood eventually.”

Expert, now with more questions: “Wait, will they hatch, or anything? I’m not really sure about the whole commitment to parenthood thing…”

Monster, shrugging again: “I dunno, not the biology expert here. They’re probably unfertilized.”

Expert, now even more concerned: “Wait… what do we do with them when I lay them and they won’t hatch?”

Monster: “Free breakfast :)”

Expert: “NO.”

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Expert, now sitting in bed with an eggnant belly about the size of four beach balls: “Hrrngh… holy fuck…”

Monster: “Hm? Is everything alright, love?”

Expert, pushing down on the eggs: “These things gotta come out soon, right? It’s… getting REALLY… I dunno, I just really hafta lay them… really gotta… hh… push out this brood for ya~”

Monster, pushing aside some of Expert’s hair: “Oh!”

Expert, confused, still trying to force the eggs out by pushing down on the belly: “… What?”

Monster, excitedly: “Scales! :)”

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Expert, a while later and now with some patches of scales and chitin, a budding tail, and a slowly-becoming-transparent belly, which looks smaller on them now due to their growing height: “How in the world did this happen…”

Monster, dragging a finger along some of Expert’s scales: “Hmm… maybe some of my uh… fluids… have some of the stuff from the tube?”

Expert: “You mean to tell me you think your CUM is mutagenic or something?”

Monster, nodding: “Mayhaps… you do look wonderful, though, dearest!”

Expert, lying back, bored, some of the new instincts kicking in: “Hrmnn… I’d look better with some more eggs in me, though…”

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Expert, digging their claws into Monster’s hair, now with a new, far growlier voice: “HHGGGH… more… give MORE of your brood to me~”

Monster, trying their best to satiate the literal monster cravings for eggs Expert has been getting: “I’m giving as- hhf- much as I can, my mate!”

Expert, now turned on to the point where they’re grasping everything in the area with their claws, including Monster, who, now, to their delight, is having their face pushed into Expert’s belly by a massive claw: “KEEP GOING!! MOREEE!!!”

Monster, muffled: “I’m laying more of my brood, my- hgh- love! Be patient, be patient!”

Expert, leaning their head back, spines digging into the bed, their tail writhing wildly: “I NEEEED your brood inside of me! More, more! Be a good breeder and fill me to bursting! I need more eggs, Monster! Oh, god, Monster~!”

Monster, currently climaxing, causing their ovipositor to burst the eggs into Expert’s belly: “HRNK!”

Expert, also climaxing, fangs bearing and tongues lashing: “AAGH!! YES!!!”

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Expert, holding Monster against their body: “You’ve been so good~ such a good mate~ loyal, protective, filling~”

Monster, squishing Expert’s face in their claws, quite happy from the compliments: “Hmmm~ :)”

Expert, just remembering something: “Wait. Shit.”

Monster: “?”

Expert: “Fuuuuckkk I’m gonna have to buy new clothes…”

Monster: “OH. We could… we could just order them, online?”

Expert, nodding: “Yeah, sure. Hopefully any of them’ll fit me, though… I’m like, a 9 ft tall mega-eggnant monster thing now, I don’t think people make clothes for that…”

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Expert, after finally finding some good fucking pants: “There we go! Blue jeans, nice and- OH GOD!”

Monster: “?”

Expert, taking the pants off, gripping their distended belly, running to the bedroom: “Shit! Shit, shit, shit! MAAATEEE!”

Monster, running to Expert, who is now clutching their stomach, legs spread on the bed: “I’ll get the tube, my lovely, giant, bloated mate!”

Expert, incredibly confused: “HRRRNGH- THE FUCK- THE FUCK IS THE TUBE?!”

Monster, running back with some sort of long glass tube with a flared base at the bottom, placing it in front of Expert: “The tube!”

Expert, beginning to lay, the first egg peeking out of their area: “HFFF… the brood~! It’s coming!”

Monster, placing their hands on Expert’s belly and pushing down: “Go on~ my beautiful mate~ my love~ your special day is here~”

Expert, feeling the eggs coming out of them one by one, stretching them out: “Ah~ ah!”

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Monster, patting the glass tube, now filled with eggs: “Now for a fun part :)”

Expert, exhausted after laying hundreds of eggs: “… What?”

Monster, setting the tube up vertically on the bedroom floor and flicking a switch, making it light up: “Orbeez lamp :)”

Expert, facepalming: “Oh my fucking god, you disturbing little dork…”

Monster, hopping back over to the bed and stroking Expert along the tail: “It is a practical way to have them :) Orbeez lamp :)”

Expert, pulling Monster into a deep hug: “Yeah… Orbeez Lamp.”

Monster: “Wanna be filled up again, sometime, my mate?”

Expert, nodding: “My mind is preoccupied by thoughts of that, so, uh, yeah. I’d definitely say we should do that again.”

Monster: “:)”

hi first of all I love this and “Eggs is best for eggs :) cannibalism :)” made me cackle out loud I fuckin love these two so much. I wish I was a better artist because I would love to draw some of these scenarios.

[wayancetu]

Check it out our video draft & preview https://youtu.be/fS_rVa-wTBM

[w2bm]

rip this blog but I just remembered how when it was still running I very much had a dream about being like, in the blogs universe and meeting benrey. I dont remember much other than that, but it was interesting!

-Ashfur

Hi Ashfur anon, it's been a while! This is the mod of the blog, the one and only host. I really should have made an update about this sooner. I haven't truly abandoned this blog, but I have struggled with maintaining much of anything since I took a bit of brain damage. I've been recovering my abilities and myself slowly, and I really do hope to return to running this blog on a consistent schedule because it's a lot of fun!

Thank you for waiting for me, I hope to return someday soon!

[mismatched-ideas]

Who are your OCs?

Since I’m new to the fan fic scene (writing wise I mean) I don’t have a lot of OCs in that respect (I’m talking like 5 total right now). 

[Of course if you expand OCs to mean any original character, not just the classical fan fic OCs then I have like 3K but that’s a story for another day.]

We’ve got Avery “Plot-Device Foreshadowing” (who’s name I sometimes incorrectly type as Averi due to the fact that the name is recycled from another thing I worked on. I really need to edit this fic and make sure I didn’t do that too much…) from Snow Leopards Don’t Cry and Madison “Proxy For Viktor’s Own Concerns and Issues” from With You By My Side who are both teenagers Viktor and Yuuri coach.

Then in WYBMS we have Viktor’s family who all have the very generic Russian names of Sofia (Grandmother), David (Father), and Yana (Mother). They haven’t been introduced by name in the fic yet but basically Viktor’s parents were always too busy with their work (in an attempt to give him a better life than they had as children) to pay much attention to him which is where Sofia came in. 

Sofia is really the first OC who plays a major role in one of my fics as WTBMS is 2/3 her and Viktor’s relationship. I may add two other important OCs to my next fic but I A: haven’t decided and B: don’t want to spoil anything. 

That was a little more long winded than I originally expected :P 

If you want more about a specific one of these OCs feel free to ask! Also, if you want to ask about my characters from non-fic works I can go on for ages about them too. Like I could write books about them (haha, get it, because I do write books about them… I’m hilarious…)

Thanks for your question :) I always love babbling about my writing. 

[remadra]

It was a fun lil stream! Finished the sketch and got to start the line art for it!

Part of what I've been working on from the stream above :))

[w2bm]

oh! hello then! I'm glad you're doing okay! I never fully gave up on this blog and I do still think about it often,its just been awhile as you know! (I actually have some of benry's frames as emotes in a server with my boyfriend). I'll keep an eye out for the future

-Ashfur

Oh wow, that's really sweet actually! I've never thought about making emotes of the characters! I hope to come back by the end of the year at the latest!

I think about this blog a lot too, and I scribble out a lot of things for it when I think of them. Perhaps I'll release sketches and the like while I ready up to get back on air. My art style has changed for sure, (hopefully for the better) so that's going to be a lot of fun to draw!

[w2bm]

Oh my gosh??? Brian damage?? Are you ok? Are you resting enough? Oh my god, please take all the time you need to fully recover!!!!

Thank you for the concern, I'm not in any imminent danger! I was hit by a car because the driver wasn't paying attention. Don't text and drive, and make sure to use your blinkers, heheh! I'm actually about a year and a half post-accident, though it took about a year for the damage to become really evident. It's hard to notice something when you don't remember it being any other way. I've been working hard to get better!

[w2bm]

WTBM will be returning to our regular broadcasting schedule in April. Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 

[w2bm]

-and it’s a beautiful Sunday afternoon out there at only 94 degrees! Don’t forget, dear listeners, today we have the farmer’s market out in front of the new American Multi-cinema. Back by popular demand, Old Overbeck will be selling peach preserves, so get yours while he’s still in a good mood. This week, we’re also welcoming a wonderful new restaurant, named “Taco Bell”. It will be serving fried chicken and mashed potatoes until employees are hired.

I’ll say we’re becoming a boomtown at this rate with these new businesses popping up in our city. Up next, an editorial on the new city planning committee: just how much are we willing to spend on streetlights? Most listeners agree, a pair of eyes is perfectly good on their own.

[w2bm]

Hey, listeners. Remember to have your passport on hand in case a member of city council asks. You don’t want to get caught where you shouldn’t be.

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