#wtf do I even tag this

[tubbytarchia]

I was speedrunning traffic/hermit merch ideas because I really wanna be a vendor this summer so uhh would you guys buy these lol

Edit: BEANS ALSO. THE SQUISHY COTTON BEANS BUT WITH LIKE. Bdubs' or Scar's face (they have the most marketable faces idk what to tell you)

Edit again: made another post about shipping (as in, parcels)

[audhd-nightwing]

can we just. stop acting like being a caretaker and a nurturing person is just a “mom” thing. please?

like… dads can be just as (if not more) caring and loving. any parent can be like that. it’s not gendered.

and if you tell me “oh but i’m saying [character] is motherly because-” stop it.

because what? those are the characteristics you associate with maternal figures? because of the gender roles and stereotypes ingrained into our heads since childhood?

idk it just makes me uncomfortable when people call parental non-female characters “motherly” or stuff along those lines

might be because my dad is more nurturing and supportive than my mom but i dunno

anyway my point is basically: just fucking say parental instead of motherly. it’s so easy. any parent can have those traits regardless of gender

[turtle-loving-enby]

You didn't come back wrong. You came back exactly right but the world has changed. I have changed. You struggle to find your place in the world again, but it doesn't exist anymore. Nothing is the same, except for you. I see you despair and think that maybe, just maybe, it would have been better if you hadn't come back at all.

[darby-rowe]

yeah, this is the @darby-rowe x @theballadofsnakesandswans fic 🫶

18+ | nsfw | mdni

cw f/f, NOT x reader, sub!snow, dom!dally, jealous!dally, car sex, fingering, slut-shaming, degradation, slapping, orgasm denial, dacryphilia

notes happy birthday to ME! this will be the only non x reader fic on my blog.

“so you’re just gonna let all those men ogle at you and expect me not to get angry?”

the words spat from dally’s mouth with jealous venom as the fingers of her right hand furiously fucked into snow’s weeping cunt. the lewd, squelching noises were confined in the small backseat of the mazda, combined with the choked whines struggling to escape snow’s throat.

snow was already such a pretty mess: panties removed, leaving her in just her miniskirt, thigh highs, and her shirt that was just a smidge too tight around her tits. she kept looking up at dally with her soft, teary eyes and her mouth kept opening to object, to say anything. but the more snow squirmed around dally’s unforgiving fingers, the tighter her grip became around her throat.

“such a… little fucking slut,” dally growled through gritted teeth, barely breaking a sweat despite the amount of energy she was exerting piston-fucking her fingers. “always prancing around in those skirts, batting your eyelashes at strangers on the street while sucking on those god-forsaken lollipops,”

dally looked straight into snow’s wet eyes, biting back a smirk as snow attempted once more to speak up. “what’s that?” dally asked, mockingly. she temporarily removed her hand from her throat to land a loud smack! across snow’s face, earning a delicious yelp from the smaller woman.

“sluts don’t get to speak,” dally continued, grabbing snow’s jaw and forcing her to look at her. “they just get their pretty little pussies tortured, yeah?”

three more loud slaps across snow’s face — impacts hard enough to leave large handprints across her cheek.

“fuck, there we go,” dally purred as she watched dark streaks of snow’s eyeliner begin to fall with her tears. and dally’s pussy throbbed at the sight, wanting more than anything to clench her thighs together to at least provide her some friction. “stupid fucking whore gonna cry now? you were being such a brat earlier and now you’re crying like a pathetic little girl. probably already know i’m not gonna let you cum until we get home,”

and the sweet sound of snow’s whimpering filled dally’s ears as she abruptly removed her fingers from snow’s swollen pussy. before snow could try to protest, her mouth was already being filled with slick digits.

dally watched for a moment as snow’s demeanor seemingly calmed down as she sucked on her fingers, feeling her arousal grow and grow as she continued to watch.

“there, there…” dally cooed in a near comforting way. “just suck on my fingers, baby. but i am far from done with you,”

[marragurl]

So was no one gonna tell me that THE Mamoru Miyano, VA of all pathetic fruity wet cat anime men, WAS THE VILLAIN OF THE PRECURE/PRETTY CURE 15TH ANNIVERSARY MOVIE?! AND THAT HE SAYS ALL THE GIRLS’ MOST FAMOUS CATCHPHRASES AND ATTACKS?!

YALL REALLY JUST LET ME GO INTO THIS BLIND HUH

IT TOOK HIM SAYING “GET” IN ENGLISH FOR ME TO PAUSE AND GO “IS THAT MY BITCH MAMORU MIYANO”

I couldn’t take the movie seriously anymore it was GLORIOUS

Mamoru Miyano got beat up by a pack of fruity colorful magical girls and I was CACKLING

I couldn’t stop imagining all his characters (mainly Dazai let’s be real) in his place getting beat up by a bunch of junior high girls with sparkle powers 😂😂😂

[katiky-png]

i had the most bestest dream not too long ago where i desperately car kissed a fictional character and last night i had the most horrific gut wrenching stomach churning dream that woke me up nauseous

what in the mcdonalds chicken nuggests does my brain do when i'm not babysitting it??? it just turns into heaven's most feared ao3 writer????

[frmulcahy]

If you had told me that Dionysian Strap would be a thing randomly mentioned in the Bram Stoker biography I’m reading, I would not have believed you

[conanssummerchild]

renegade tv would destroy me u have no idea

[pizzee]

sometimes ☝️… I draw

[animationnumber51]

See the difference between Akiha and I is that while I'm also constantly horny I'm not on prog so I don't usually feel the need to let everyone know. 🤭

[stewieonthewall]

found a kim mulkey fic low key the smut is hitting 🤭

WHAT.

drop the link or it didn’t happen bc no fucking WAYYY

is this who we are?? really???

[saibug1022]

A happy and sorrowful November 5th to all who celebrate

[kiwibirb1]

Does anyone else try and copy facial expressions when reading? Like if someone's eyes widen I'll widen mine too.

[idiotwithchalk]

Hey guys, I found a small pond that was 99.9% algae yesterday. I hope you guys are rockin' with the pool of sinister sludge.

[lllsaslll]

⚠️Wake up babe a new Official EPE poster just dropped!!⚠️

Chippendales Elvis ty to @samfangirls @burninlovebutlerr & @elvisfatass for being my partners in creation on this masterpiece ✨

[crabs-brencil]

"ive fallen and i cannot get up" lucifer when he got banished to hell