#wttt central jersey

[kyistell]

This was just a random idea I had. In my brain Central Jersey is the Jersey that shows the most, problem is is since CJ is so...let's go with disconnected, with the rest of the country he gets overwhelmed, and sure North could just switch in and South could do the same if they all wanted to scare the others with a southern accent that has the slang of the California coast, but watching a place that doesn't exist (it totally does btw) is way funnier.

Besides, by now all the other states that aren't the OG13 think that New Jersey has brown-looks red in certain light-eyes and it would scare the devil out of 'em if they see the red eyes that North actually has (and considering it's HIS body, it is far to tempting).

Also is it obvious that I love the idea that it's the Jersey's and not just Jersey, like I live here, if it's one singular state then I'm from Pennsylvania (I may have been born there but I sure as heaven ain't from there). Jersey would be three different states if we wanted to be associated with the rest of the country more than we already are, that and we may not agree on things but we don't HATE each other, we leave that for the rest of the country (plus let's be real, central wouldn't exist and then what would north and south argue about?)

Anyway as a proud Centralian looking at the news of the rest of the country is overwhelming, I just want to go skating, to the arcade, and continue lovin our favorite Devil, and down the shore when it's nice (and no, down don't mean literally down, though normally we are going down).

[shutitk]

Random WTTT Headcanons

All the states have separate cities, but most of them are completely separate characters from their states. Texas' and NJ's wiring got a little crossed, causing Texas + Cities to appear as a system and NJ to tic from North and South trying to appear.

NJ tics under the table

The motor tic that shows up in "New Jersey Joins The Table" is specific to North and South trying to answer at the same time

NJ presents more as Central to keep North and South off his back

California is oh so incredibly lonely. Someone get this man a friend

Ben gives them a rough script to go off of

The only reason they go along with it is because he has threatened to make them do it. He went through with it once. It was not fun

California smells like smoke, oranges and the ocean

Florida is not illiterate. He is just very very dyslexic. Add to the fact that English isn't even his first language and it makes it almost impossible

He is the only one that can read his own notes (when physically written down)

When he writes things digitally, autocorrect gets most of his words but his grammar is absolutely atrocious

Some of the people live in the Statehouse, but most of them have other places they prefer to live at

Less of an hc I think, but Ben, Florida and California all live together

Ben has broad control of his whole universe and his characters, and more control over the character he plays himself. The actors who play some of the other characters have better control over those characters

Gov is one of the few who actually lives at the Statehouse

Every now and then Gov/Ben force the states to live in the Statehouse for two months "for content".

Gov didn't actually expect Hawaii to come to the Statehouse, which is why he asked for 50, not 51 rooms (an extra for Gov)

No one thought to ask Gov why he tried kicking RI out when he wasn't a state and could have lived in the garage fine

Ben has a small house nearby to keep an eye on them when they are all there

Hawaii is friends with New Zealand (not close, but they're still friends)

More to come (maybe)

[kyistell]

Look at him!!! THIS IS MY BOY!!!!! I am a PROUD Centralian and I would be DAMNED if I didn't draw him with animals. You would be surprised at how many of these I have actually seen or heard about being near by.

(Also yes that is a Gator, we don't natively have them but there was one here for like 2 weeks, still surprised he was in central and not the swamps down south because...actually I feel like that's obvious)

[kyistell]

And here we see the wild CJ, conversing with the wild CA, most likely talking about climate change and how nobody like them/nobody thinks their real. Gosh CJ was annoying to draw, had to completely restart on him and had trouble with their hair but totally worth it, Cali on the other hand was vary easy and I love him