#wttt oklahoma

[dailymothanon]

Texas's least favorites are so kind and considerate 😍 visiting him during his recovering and such!! They are not there to torment him wdym. Can't you see the peace and love going around... (Alaska is broadcasting this to Hawai'i)

Ahuhd yes something simple because I have experienced immense pain today that I had to be driven home 🫶

[madzistired]

Texas: *bursts in* WHO REPLACED THE DEFINITION OF DISASTER WITH MY NAME IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES?!?!

Oklahoma to Arkansas: Wait… He can read???

[imaheckinspacenerd]

Bangs fist on a table because every time I read this post all I can think of is Texahoma

[goldengay49]

Oklahoma(to Texas): you’re not autistic, you’re just a little silly!

Oklahoma: and you cry whenever someone touches your stuff but that’s unrelated!

[thatoneangrytuga]

Ayyyy just dropping some doodles that ive done in the past days so that yall know that im still alive 🤠

Also please if you want to drop HCs or stuff about states in the ask box, do so, because i know little to no info about them

(european issue lmao😭😭😭)

[alaskashigh]

Texas likes to tease, Oklahoma’s not amused

[northduhcodeuh]

Texahoma...... Please...... goes insane like a loser boy

Sorry for the wait, enjoy though

So they hate each other, or…? 🤨🤨

[atomicwinnerdreamland]

Last time, I posted about some states being threatening so now here are Indiana, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and DC being adorable :D

It'd be unfair if I only included every Louisiana moment on here, so I found some peeps to join him (/j)

Also, here are California and New York being adorable (aka being themselves). I betcha they make funny faces at each other whenever they can just to make the other laugh

[mothanonthesequel]

Thhsn h e l l o

I was wondering what your oddly specific headcannons on any states are or I was wondering if you had any

Yeahh, most of them are gonna be about Alaska and his cities tho (for obvious reasons)

Alaska works in the Arctic Council, as he is the only state to be a part of it anyways. I have more things to say about this but I wont here, but it is a very big topic honestly

Fairbanks has a fear of water he can't see the bottom of. They can swim, but they've been afraid of it since the Fairbanks Flood of 1967

Alaska BIG fan of many science branches... although the Arctic Council requires him to know Earth Sciences, his favorites are probably astronomy and some zoologies (which I've elaborated on the astronomy one particularly in a post before)

Maine knows his invasive and native species

Alaska's biggest opposition is PETA. They fight every year cuz of the Iditarod. They took his moose dropping festival and they will not take any more from him

I've seen this headcanon around and I completely agree. Alaska IS a very much a blankets kinda guy, it's just so true

Montana (And Alberta and if u consider Saskatchewan to be family of Alberta then them, too) has Blood A type blood (non specific on positive or negative)

Hawai'i has a blood type of A (non specific on positive or negative)

Oak has a blood type of O (not because of O in Oklahoma, there's genuine research behind this reason) and New Mexico also has blood type O (non specific on positive or negative)

Alaska has either a blood type of B or AB (non specific on positive or negative)

Vermont is allergic to dust, North Dakota is allergic to pollen, tho other states might be since pollen is a comment allergy

Florida's favorite iditarod team (from this year) was Anna Berington's, since her team of doggies were named off of a "troublemaker" theme. The Dog's names are Ruckus, Rampage, Havoc, Chaos, and Mayhem

Maine has the fastest reflexes/reaction time, cuz yknow... he's basically a cat. Cats have one of the fastest reflexes and reaction times in the whole animal kingdom

Idk this is all I can think of so far, I might update it if I think about it more. It's hard for me to consider what is "oddly specific" but Im sure blood types is certainly oddly specific for me to have thought about before

[dailymothanon]

Oklahoma slight redesign again... his hair is longer than depicted trust me!! I'm still figuring out his vibes B) but i'm content about this current design, I feel I can be consistent with it. ahh I dunno that much about Oklahoma so if any Oklahomans can tell me some things in here I think that'd be just swell 😌 anywho I hadnt posted in two days cuz I was/am dealing with some personal things, I'm sure yall understand

Kansas tried his first ever blunt with Coco and Oak 😞 it didn't start too smooth. Go help that little farmer boy now!!!!!

bonus coloring attempt 🤔 if u are wondering why the coloring of the lizard is so weird its cuz I used a gradient map and didnt notice the lizard and I am too lazy to fix it <3

[imaheckinspacenerd]

Fun fact if you didn't know, Texhoma is not just a ship name but also the name of a real city on the Texas/Oklahoma border

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Alright so now let's talk about how Texas got Oklahoma's shirt not from a wardrobe or drawer but apparently by taking it off directly from him without him even knowing what happened, do you see what I'm getting at-

[goldengay49]

Imagine Texas finding out that a lot of Californians are descendants of Oklahomans 

[tigerdrachin]

soooo

we can all agree that oklahoma is nowhere near straight right?

between the dildo and lube trucks and whatever the fuck is going on with teamster this man aint straight and he knows it

gonna switcheroo the closeted gay thing now cause this man is so far out of the closet that the rest of the states dont register it

like neither gaydar nor homophobes are having this man on heir radar at this point

he has transcended beyond being picked up as gay and he knows

could bring a guy home late at night and drunkenly make out in the statehouses living room and everyone would fullheartetly believe and assume it was for a bit no questions asked

[derek-draws-stuff]

Oklahoma. (Not final design, I’m working on him)

:3

[theywhoshantbenamed]

I beg thee for Oklahoma drunkenly singing red solo cup by Toby Keith

Alright I had not heard this song before this ask so uh thanks for that I guess 😂

Although I will admit I can imagine Oklahoma letting his hair down and belting this one after a long night of drinking

Who is taking him home??