#wttt hc

[dailymothanon]

This is something y'all probably will need to zoom in to see better so I put a cropped separately version under the cut 🐶Anyways I had a dream where Mass is actually the reason Maine has his silver hair with the strange tufts, hit him with a magic spell when he was entertaining Baby Maine 🙄 and probably never told Maine too smh... thought it would fade out but never did! Lucky that Maine rocks it tho

Most responsible Mass decision of all time, I'm afraid. Magic tricks in front of a baby

[mothanonthesequel]

Thhsn h e l l o

I was wondering what your oddly specific headcannons on any states are or I was wondering if you had any

Yeahh, most of them are gonna be about Alaska and his cities tho (for obvious reasons)

Alaska works in the Arctic Council, as he is the only state to be a part of it anyways. I have more things to say about this but I wont here, but it is a very big topic honestly

Fairbanks has a fear of water he can't see the bottom of. They can swim, but they've been afraid of it since the Fairbanks Flood of 1967

Alaska BIG fan of many science branches... although the Arctic Council requires him to know Earth Sciences, his favorites are probably astronomy and some zoologies (which I've elaborated on the astronomy one particularly in a post before)

Maine knows his invasive and native species

Alaska's biggest opposition is PETA. They fight every year cuz of the Iditarod. They took his moose dropping festival and they will not take any more from him

I've seen this headcanon around and I completely agree. Alaska IS a very much a blankets kinda guy, it's just so true

Montana (And Alberta and if u consider Saskatchewan to be family of Alberta then them, too) has Blood A type blood (non specific on positive or negative)

Hawai'i has a blood type of A (non specific on positive or negative)

Oak has a blood type of O (not because of O in Oklahoma, there's genuine research behind this reason) and New Mexico also has blood type O (non specific on positive or negative)

Alaska has either a blood type of B or AB (non specific on positive or negative)

Vermont is allergic to dust, North Dakota is allergic to pollen, tho other states might be since pollen is a comment allergy

Florida's favorite iditarod team (from this year) was Anna Berington's, since her team of doggies were named off of a "troublemaker" theme. The Dog's names are Ruckus, Rampage, Havoc, Chaos, and Mayhem

Maine has the fastest reflexes/reaction time, cuz yknow... he's basically a cat. Cats have one of the fastest reflexes and reaction times in the whole animal kingdom

Idk this is all I can think of so far, I might update it if I think about it more. It's hard for me to consider what is "oddly specific" but Im sure blood types is certainly oddly specific for me to have thought about before

[manchineel-bean]

California headcanons please?

California girls, we’re- dies Sorry this took so long. Cal loves to be complicated. Birthday: November 9, 1822. (Alta California legislature formed) 

Parent: First Mexican Empire

Human name: Andrés Castros

Human age: approx 23 yrs old

Sexuality: Panromantic

Gender: Agender (no pronouns)

Description: 5’9. Blue eyes with gold speckles. Curly medium length hair. Hair is light brown with hints of dirty blonde. Light brown (almond) skin. Freckles shaped like mini stars all over face.

Languages: English, Spanish, Mandarin, Tagalong, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean, Semi fluent in Armenian and Persian. Slight understanding of Russian and French. Learning Hindi and Arabic Scars/deformities/disorders: ADHD. Scar on stomach (civil war). Large burn scars (from wildfires) and trouble breathing (wildfires). Permanent limp and left leg extremely scarred (San Francisco Earthquake). Permanent shaking right hand (St. Francis Dam flood). Large scar on collarbone (explosion of WWII ammunition at Port Chicago). Deaf in right ear (multiple plane crashes). Other minor injuries

Animal/Unusual attributes: California grizzly ears, teeth, and tail. Star-like freckles that glow due to the flag having a star on it.

Silly facts: A very big nerd. Has probably watched Avatar 12 times. Loves to farm and garden but can't cook for shit. Burned the kitchen once. Is a very good baker though. Loves to write as well. Pretty good at logistics. Knows the best restaurants in the state. Has a pet pallid bat named Melody. Owns some salamanders too (Norton and Cheese). Plays the keyboard, piano, and guitar.

You guys should look up Emperor Norton I of America. Yeah Buh bye

[alaskasbignaturals]

its recently come to my attention that i rarely make states with hair colors other than shades of brown and I've been trying to think of like states that would have not brown hair/ maybe i might change some of my existing states designs(?) so I'm wondering what states in your mind have different colored hair other than brown- or like what specific hair style or type they would have

like for me i feel like utah is definitely very blond or at the very least a dirty blond.

[hibiscuslynx]

i dont feel like drawing rn so woe, hockey-based wttt hcs be upon ye, because i can literally only think abt smth when its related to hockey:

tonight, nj is pummeling ny with rocks w the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. thats how it feels to be a new jersey devils fan rn .

chicago/illinois is upset

texas still doesnt know he has a hockey team

utah is still trying to grapple with learning the fan culture. nevada is dearly trying to teach him and having the time of his life watching utah experience hockey. “they fight??” this is how we grow the game. take a drink utah. its beautiful

i have decided arizona IS a hockey fan and he is SOOOOO pissed off at utah every time they play. he lurks like a scornful ex because he still wants to see his boys succeed but he hates that they’re wearing black light blue and white. they should be in the kachina jerseys. but whatever, he guesses he’ll help nevada teach utah hockey. whatever.

[doueverwonder]

have another unfinished snippet of writing, this one is a random idea that came to me like a month ago and now I have like 7k worth of random snippets that take place in this hc.

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Massachusetts stared into the distance, there were people around him talking. Too many of them. They were too loud. Some of them were trying to talk to him but he couldn’t process a word, he wasn’t truly aware of anything except the weight in his arms. Not much, but enough that his arms were starting to get tired; a bundle of blankets, a tiny face and tuft of pitch black hair peeking out. Mass couldn’t look down at the baby. The resemblance to himself made him dizzy. No one else seemed to see it, but it was all he could see. Maybe it was ego, maybe it was nerves, maybe it really wasn’t there at all. 

“What are you going to do with him?” Mass tried to shrink further into himself, ignore it. The question had been asked a dozen times over. A child, born out of wedlock, personifying a settlement founded by a man convicted–and exiled for–sedition and heresy. The only question asked more was where his mother was. He had decided that they would have to torture out of him, he was the one who messed up not her. He took the baby to save her and her family their honor. 

The Massachusetts general court was halfway to a decision of banishing the child; and even if they let him stay it was agreed he should not stay with Massachusetts. Whereas Mass had come into being an adult, and was always treated as such, suddenly they wanted to insist he was no more than sixteen and incapable of caring for another being. 

The voices got louder, arguing again over his mistake. He looked down suddenly, the baby squirming in his arms, upset at the yelling; he was done with this. Massachusetts stood leaving ignoring the questions of where he thought he was going. 

As soon as the door closed behind him he let out a sigh of relief. A woman sat outside the room holding a second child, the other twin this one somehow being deemed more worthy than the other. Connecticut would stay, raised not by his father but near him. Rhode Island, however, was somehow guilty of his founder's sins. Speaking of; 

The little ones cries getting louder, Eliza, the woman he hired to help with them as he was utterly useless when it came to caring for children (much less newborns) hurried over, taking Rhode, and giving him Conn. She muttered something about how he must be hungry and then left the room. Mass didn’t bother watching her go, trusting her well enough to not run off with the boy. He tried not to pay too much attention to the sadness in her eyes when minding the boys for her, it was a result of losing her own baby and he could only imagine he would come by a similar look if he were to lose his. 

He paced the hall ignoring the voices still getting louder, “I’m sorry I left you” Connecticut’s face and eyes matched his brother, but his hair was multiple shades lighter, a sandy blond that some insisted would darken in the boy's teenage years. 

Mass signed, “They’ve decided to be silly about your brother” Conn made a face, he tried not to laugh at the idea of him understanding the seriousness of the matter. “Don’t worry, even if they take you from me I won’t let them separate you two.” 

[yippeeometer]

i have to ask about indiana's The Accident(tm) Lore that was mentioned in the latest fic. if u have any, if it was just a throwaway thought, valid, have a nice night <3

oh this is a devius way of merging fanon and canon indi for me :D

okay so pre-accident, indi is teh canon, really ild, adrenaline junkie version of himself. will threaten u to a competition if u blink at him. most importantly, however, he is a racing driver.

around 1973 (which, fun fact, was called the worst Indy 500 year in history), he competes in the race and completely loses control of the car due to the poor weather.

and he is fucked. the crash leaves him with loads of burns, his back is really injjured, and his legs are more or less crushed.

and boom fanon indy is here. after the crash he completely loses his nerve, and the midwest does their whole oh-were-gonna-protect-you-becese-were-exactly-like-our-mothers way. indi is the sweetest guy u know but his self esteem is fucked. catch him rattling the bars of his enclosure wanting to drive but the second hes near a car again all he can think ab is the crash.

[milo-by-the-fishtank]

The fact the best advice I have ever been able to find about determining what alter is fronting at the moment and detangling cofronting was from a fucking wttt fanfic is actually kind of crazy

 anyways you should go read we are America, that shit was fire 

[bythenarrative]

Can you do fluffy CALIYORK HCs

ohhohoh yes i can !!! i have lots of thoughts about them !!!!!!!!! ouugghhhhg

CaliYork Fluff HCs!

Theater kids. Oh they are both theater freaks!!! (Projecting here but!) York is constantly cast in theater specifically, while California is an avid consumer! They're constantly singing together, and the entire statehouse gets annoyed.

Hollywood California. Ohhh Hollywood California. He was constantly starring in movies, he was one of the leading men. He typically played the love interest. The fan service was insane. And you know what York thought of all this?? Oh he loved it. Yeah, he'd get jealous that he was kissing other people, but DAMNNN he was kissing other people!!

They're often cuddling, California's love language is touch, so He's constantly clinging to York.

California is a YAPPER!! He'll have just sessions where he talks at York, and just rambles for hours on end. He infodumps a lot, about what he's hyperfixating on, and his special interests. York loves to listen ti him, he finds it genuinely endearing. He love's California's voice.

California had a "Phase" where he was a pop star.... he's embarrassed about it, but York actually loved it. He loved listening to California sing, and be so passionate about something.

Punk New York. He's got spikes, leather, battle vest, patch pants, crust pants!! He's a true punk, with his loser tendy boyfriend. <3

[dailymothanon]

what me? Draw shirtless men? No, this is just anatomy practice idk what YOU think im doing 🙄 anyways,,, who want him (i wont snitch), also thank you to everyone who’s answered my poll :-) yippee

and about the poll, I’m wondering if you guys would want occasional ‘lessons’ (I say loosely) about Alaska, more-so Alaskan history and culture? I notice a good handful of yall think, yeah sure Alaska is this thing to me, but then folks don’t know where to go with it or like doesn’t have any knowledge or research or anything for a specific thing for Alaska (Alaska Native things especially), which is alright! I’m very happy and willing to share my findings and opinions and things I already know on it. Alaskan history and culture means a TON to many sourdoughs, and it kinda just sucks for it all to just be defined by Russia. also I just think some of yall… need the lessons of some things. I probably will do the lessons not lessons anyways because I’ve thought about it for months, it’s just that idk how to go about it. But overall, feedback for this will be great!

[mothanonthesequel]

PLEASE please tell me your diversity (PoC states) headcanons, there’s so many white boys in there and my face blindness is struggling and I swear every time there is diversity for a state it’s just them as a different kind of white

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Hi gays and those who refuse to believe they are gay [/silly] I am back on my WTTT incorrect quotes BS.

Georgia: Yo dumbass, get over here!

Florida (petting an alligator): On my way!

Texas (speeding by): I'm coming!

Florida (sadly): Oh. I thought...I was dumbass...

Sorry Florida, but you're nothing on Texas with 3 large Buckee's cups of Red Bull and 72 hours of no sleep. Don't worry, you're still Georgia's feral gremlin (:

[alaskasbignaturals]

If you're up for it, I would love to hear ny/ma rambles. Like, just go absolutely bonkers

hehe youre enabling me jkhsdfa

this post got really long so uh its gonna be all under the cut teehee

honestly i think that theyre the typa couple that acts divorced but they have a super healthy relationship they just like to goof around and know each others boundaries

they both know what triggers the other and stays away from those type of things. they can be soft and will do it mostly in private bc they have a reputation to uphold but when the situation calls for it they wont hesitate to be comforting and soft out in the open.

also because mass was raising maine, when mass made like a good decision and said no to something maine would run and complain to york and york would saunter in all like hey the kid can have another cookie before bed! and mass is like bro PLEASE he will be off the walls i wont get any sleep please and york gives it to him anyways and then mass leaves him to suffer the consequences of his own actions hehehe.

i also think that since both the mta and mbta have their issues they will argue over which one is worse not better. and it will usually end in mass winning bc the mbta is the oldest subway system in the country and so a LOT of it still hasn't been updated bc of the constraints of the layout of the cities and towns. and york accepts defeat but basically goes "ok lets get you to bed grandpa" akljsdfhas

OH ALSO both mass and ny are very pigeon populated so id like to think they send messages with pigeons for fun :3 they can text but its nice to send a letter by pigeon once in a while, and it can also lead to some silly shenanigans.

mass once took york on the swan boats during the spring and then after that they walked through all the flowers and sat on the grass under a willow tree next to the water listening to the musicians and watching the painters and york nearly bawled bc it was so peaceful and beautiful.

similarly for new years york takes him right into times square for the ball drop and they get front row seats and have so much fun and share a kiss as the ball drops and every year they save the glasses and confetti as a souvenir.

id also like to think that york is a skier and mass snowboards. so they go together and do runs together in the winter. they go nightskiing/boarding as well which is always so much fun, doing tricks and flips in the dark illuminated by the spotlights. and then after they go to the lounge and drink cocoa and have waffles (for some reason waffles have been served at every ski mountain I've been too in new england)

they both have some of the best ballet companies as well. so they both dance very well. no this is not me self indulging as a person who did ballet since i was five what are you talking about. they both will attend each others nutcrackers every wintertime and they love dancing with each other. they will put on the soundtrack in their homes and dance out each scene together (i do this also bc i am deranged and mentally ill and i love the nutcracker <333)(its a good workout)

both the states excel in a lot of things so they love to do those things together ig is the gist of all that aksljdfhas

oh yeah and they both LOVE hugs, big ol squeezes. and they can just stand there for a long time. in comfortable silence. <3

i think thats all the ideas i have for now but there will always be more hehe

[bthebeachboi]

Today I bring: California loves clubbing. Drinking fancy drinks even if he can make most of them himself, being flirty to 10 ppl at once, dancing to the loudest and most unsingable music ever and chiling after it is calmer around closing time and just relaxing.

He doesn't mind pubs n bars, but he is going out to dance his ass out, not to drink and forget or just be a lil bitch like most of the NE or some of the sad drinkers, "like live a little, stop sulking" type of guy.

He absolutely doesn't go out with those ppl that don't do anything, but sit and drink, he thinks it's just a little too boring. If you ask for the simplest beer that you can buy in any shop and just sit there, at least do it at home where u can watch tv and hear smth above this goddamn music.

Also it might be a main reason why a lot of states don't know it about him, simply because they are "too fucking lazy to move around and not just sit there" and also main reason why he will never come to places like that with most of the south who know like two dances that he'd rather die than be seen with in a club he likes.

Most clubs he visits already know him well enough that their workers could chit chat with him anytime n know his name.

Idk, he just seems like a person to overdress and have the best time of his life even before he can drink anything. (which cannot relate bc clubs would kill my ass, I'll take bars any day over them)

[leader-of-the-misfit-states]

i genuinely think marymass is one of the silliest and funniest ships for mary. like. this guy wants to fist fight her, but i'm afraid the beef is entirely one-sided. it's okay, he gets a pass he's way too muscle-brained. they just kind of Are? honestly. like i think they just vibe with each other 99% of the time, cuddling on the couch with snacks while mass rants about something stupid.

like mass is chaotic, but the vibe shifts a bit when he's around mary. she likes seeing him try to pick fights with others, but when it's just them two? it's cooldown time. he'll still rant about stuff, and you can tell that the thought of american loyalty/revolution driven violence has not left his mind, but mary adores it in a weird way. it shows mass doesn't change, and he probably never will.

[mur-art]

Get in loser, we're going to die of dysentery

These two would wear snarky self-referential shirts, I just know it.

Outfit refs under the cut. I saw these sweatshirts and... yeah. I had to.

Alt text:

Sweatshirt 1: "Get in Loser, We're Going to Die of Dysentery."

Sweatshirt 2: "Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either."