#y'all are WILD

[heretherebedork]

I cannot believe that A Secretly Love is, in 2024, giving me a sadly pining uke and a tsundere seme not realizing how he feels in a bullying romance centered around SOTUS.

[meri-meri-mwah]

I see no difference.💀

[umbramus]

Some Sonic fans are just so....

Genuinely what kinda distortion world backwards waterfall ass logic is "Scourge deserved to be neglected because he turned out a terrible person"? Yeah? From being neglected???¿?

I'm trying to wrap my head around it and I'm starting to think this is a common opinion with Scourge haters because I've seen it twice plus a lot of replies agreeing??

Plus you could say the same with Shadow like 'oooh Shadow's a terrible representation of grief because people who lose loved ones to violence don't set out to end the entire human race, he's so problematic'

[scribe-of-monsters]

Gothic Lit fans when a guy literally abuses his incarcerated patient and purposefully triggers his psychotic episodes for multiple months: "He's such an awkward gay baby uwu 🥺🥺🥺 if you criticize him you're ableist because I headcanon him as autistic!!1!1!"

Gothic Lit fans when a 17 year old boy runs away from a corpse monster during a nervous breakdown: "God. What an asshole. he's completely irredeemable and deserves to watch his family die. Hash Tag Cancelled."

[math-is-magic]

Wow the Kipperlilly apologists have really slid from earlier in the season "we don't KNOW she's done all these bad things" (reasonable) to "Actually she's RIGHT to be jealous of Riz's dad being murdered."

[novethegreat]

So the logo of the University of Tennessee is just a big orange T.

The other day I saw this on a car and had to suppress a laughing fit lest I roll off the road

[impishtubist]

Still astounded by the absolutely rancid (and frankly offensive) takes in the Good Omens fandom lately about how someone can't possibly be non-binary because they don't look like it, whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. Never mind that the writer/showrunner confirmed it and the character said it explicitly on screen!

[papaziggy-devblog]

WE CAN ASK THE KILLER QUESTIONS?? OKAY KILLER CAN WE FUCK??? CAN WE GET THE KILLERS NSFW APPHABEY??? JOENNSD

WE'RE DOING THIS UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THE KILLER ISN'T JUST GOING TO UP AND KILL U

IDK MAYBE IT'S THEIR DAY OFF OR SOMETHING?

IDFK

ITS UNDER THE CUT U HEATHENS

A = Aftercare: If they don't fuck u till your unconcious and just dip after, you get being held very posessivly and words of affermation… but like… dirty ones

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Your skin.. it looks very soft… great for stabbing

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) They're gonna make sure you both cum a lot, to the point you're both shaking

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) IDK MAYBE THAT THEY'RE THE FUCKING KILLER? WHATS WRONG WITH U ALL??? (I'm kidding I luv u all<3)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Experience killing? A lot

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Doggy, your face on the ground, their hand on ur back holding u down

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Maybe with the dirty talk a little if u banter back

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Shaven, you think they're gonna risk leaving behind DNA? Dummy

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Intimate in a rough and posessive way, they're making sure u know you belong to them

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Idfk, prolly a lot?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Knifeplay, bondage, pred/prey, creampies, overstimulation

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Out in the woods probably??

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Seeing u helpless

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Ageplay, scat, watersport, bestiality, ect… Even killers have standards

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Prefers to recieve, decent at giving

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Rough, either fast or slow, doesn't matter so long as they hear you scream

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) They like them, convienient

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Well they're a MURDERER So I THINK they'd be fine with some risk

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Lots, you're probably gonna end up being fucked till u pass out

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) NOT THE GOOD KIND PROLLY???

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) A lot, they'll make sure you're begging

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Grunts and groans, lots of extra rought dirty talk, expect to be taunted

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) IF you manage to actually seduce them they'll probably kidnap u instead of killing you

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) …. Nice try .w.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) High, congrats u worked them up now u gotta deal with that

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Will NOT fall asleep before u

[sercphs]

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[ragnarssons]

the way so many people are complaining, like, “this season lacked of stakes” (because there was no death??) and it’s like... when did we become so addicted to cynical pieces of media, expecting characters to die, for a story to have “stakes” or any emotional payoff? why, tf, are there people who can’t settle for a (temporary, because there is a s4) clear-cut happy ending? and i find it particularly ironic considering s1 and s2 also end up on a clear-cut happy ending but somehow it wasn’t “a lack of stakes” back then... *rolls eyes* i just feel like so many people forgot what star wars is: star wars is luke and han strolling randomly around an imperial base and finding leia just chilling even tho she is the rebellion’s leader. them escaping because obi wan bee-booped the right button. star wars is a bunch of teddy bears saving the galaxy. star wars is anakin skywalker pressing random buttons on a spaceship as a 10 years old and winning a war just like that. star wars is jar jar dropping a ball out of sheer clumsiness and zapping a whole bunch of droids just like that. star wars is grogu being captured by imperial guards on episode 7 of season 1 and being rescued by ig-11 not even 2 minutes into the final episode. star wars is nanny ig-11 just zooming around nevarro destroying the whole imperial army without a scratch to him or yknow, the baby he carried with him. did people forget how the other two seasons were also completely “lacking dramatic stakes”??? because they’re just there, i watched the two previous seasons just before s3 and let me tell you: they’re the same. the arc is the same: grogu (din on s3) gets taken on the penultimate (or one before on s2) episode, somehow the search party does everything right and everything is solved by the end of the season. even more than that, on s1 kuiil dies on episode 7, here, paz vizsla dies on episode 7. so. no death??? why is it a problem now? like?? no stakes?? a whole exiled people finding their rightful place on their planet and ridding their homeworld of the invader that is the empire, wasn’t enough for y’all?? like i get it, y’all love the depressing era of andor and all, which is fine, to each their own. but why does it prevent other shows of just being what they want to be? yknow, potentially goofy and yknow, actually hopeful? because we know how cassian andor ends up. he dies. it’s horrible, it’s sad, it’s depressing. like, are we really out there pretending that din and grogu’s storyline wouldn’t be as fullfilling because they don’t die in what is basically an atomic explosion or something???

[nkogneatho]

jjk fandom 🤝 haikyuu fandom

simping for a character who barely even gets 30 seconds screentime

[zalrb]

Rochester kept his wife in the attic though. How could you prefer to him Darcy or George Knightley??

So, I never actually said that. I just said gun to my head, if I had to choose a British classic, I'd choose Jane Eyre and that I found Austen's books dull.

[murderoushagthesequel]

anybody who sees this please reblog with your favorite crackship

i'll start: sirius x dumbledore

[divinamour]

Aww, you guys really like me and my self-inserts. That’s so weird of y’all

[impishtubist]

Talking (or writing) about Remus Lupin’s crimes against Sirius and Harry isn’t slander 😂 You can’t call something slander when it’s literally canon.

[chaotictarlos]

I saw someone mentioning TK stepmom with the knives as a crack theory to the “mother” that’s gonna cause Whump carlos, and it’s just funny how crazy things are around TK 😂 I almost forgot he even had one stepmom who was obsessed with knives 😭 (she’s not gonna be at the wedding right, don’t think the writers even remember her)

Listen - I don't think we need anymore crack theories because they're starting to be right too often. 😂😂😂

Is the knife crazy step mom supposed to go after Carlos for lying to TK and keeping a secret from him? 😂😂😂😂