anybody who sees this please reblog with your favorite crackship
i'll start: sirius x dumbledore
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I have to tell you something that makes me giggle related to that last reblog. I wanted to send the article to a friend but I didn't see it linked in the post so I googled a phrase I thought would be unique enough to find it easily:
"When you've got nut butter..."
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My 2000s TV spiral has lead me to believe that a The Mentalist and House, MD crossover would be both cringe and amazing and I have to be the one to make it happen with that specific combo.
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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
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recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep
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I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"
specific examples include but are not limited to
why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)
why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)
why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)
why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)
why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)
who taught you that this is how things are?
how long do you plan on repeating it?
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
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I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout
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Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.
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