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hazzoranstories · 3 years

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Elijah Mikaelson | Smutty ABCs

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Elijah will usually have to catch his breath every time before getting up and cleaning up. In the process, he cleans both of you up as well and steals a few small kisses. After his clean freak energy is done, you are usually pretty tired, so he spoons you until you both fall asleep.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of their's and also their partner's)

His favorite body part of his is definitely his hair. He loves styling it to look formal and put together but also encourages you to mess it up. He usually complains after but not so secretly; he loves it. His favorite part of your body is your jawline. Your reaction to him kissing that area is impeccable, and he can always wedge his nose under it when cuddling.

C = Cum (Where they like to come / what they like to cum from)

Because Elijah likes things to stay as clean as possible, he often comes on places like your chest or stomach.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory)

He has always dreamed of having public sex in places like the gym, a bathroom in a restaurant, or even an alleyway, despite being a clean freak. But it's not in his house, so what's the big deal?

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

Elijah had been with his fair share of women, and they obviously tried to stick around. So he definitely got to try a lot of different things in his thousand years.

F = Favorite Position (Again. Self-explanatory)

Definitely the basics of missionary. But he considers it to work for everything, whether it be against a wall, on the side of the bed, or lying down.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Elijah is DEFINITELY serious. He isn't looking like he wants to kill you or that he's bored but rather so intense with his smolder that it makes the whole aura of the room become still.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they?)

He is a shave it all off, guy. I gotta say it. He definitely grooms often being, well, Elijah. And if he sees just a little hair, he'll make sure it's off.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment?)

Even if he is extremely serious in the moment, he never loses his usual Elijah-like passion. Every kiss, caress, and moan is true and tender.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Elijah hardly ever has to masturbate. A lot of the time, he is too busy getting Nik out of trouble. But when he has free time, you're always there to satisfy his needs.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He is such a bitch for any lingerie. Specifically black lace. But if he sees you in anything similar, he loses himself.

L = Location (Favorite place to . . . . ya know)

On a chair or desk/table.

M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

Like I said before, he loves seeing you in lingerie or just naked in general. But also any formal dress that you may wear to a fancy dinner or date.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do. Turn offs)

He would never, I repeat, NEVER slap you during sex. He thinks he's causing you enough mental pain with his family drama; he doesn't need to add physical pain to the list. Also, breeding kink is a no.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to receive but gives you oral more. He is very good, having done it a lot but will always have that guy fantasy of you giving him head all night.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

It really depends on both your modes. A lot of the time, it starts fast but turns slow. Every second with passion, though.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Elijah despises the ideas of quickies. You either have sex, or you don't. End of story. He loves short make-out sessions, but turning it into sex when you clearly don't have the time is a waste of both your guys' energy.

R = Risk (Are they down to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

It depends on what it is but usually, yeah.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long can they last)

At least 2, but a normal night would be around 4.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No. No. No. And hey! No.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He isn't so much of a mocking type of person, but he enjoys foreplay. He doesn't like going straight into the action and rather warming you guys up.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds do they make)

Elijah isn't known for being loud, but he makes grunts, pants, and groans only you're able to hear clearly.

W = Wild Card (A random and rather unexpected desire to the untrained eye)

Always with your consent, he enjoys feeding on you. Specifically around your collarbone/neck area.

X = X-Ray (How pretty are they down there? Do they lie, or is it straight and utter facts?)

It is straight and utter facts he tells. A healthy length of 7 and a half inches.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is pretty normal. If you're horny, he will always please you, but he never begs you to have sex.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterward?)

Elijah doesn't get tired easily; even after 4 or 5 rounds, he still could pull one or two more. But he can sense when you're tired, so he lays next to you while you sleep and admires you until he finally gets some shuteye.

A/N: Who should I do next?

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passport-guardian-benrey · 4 years

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How Comic met Fresh

Comic' backstory basically, throughout this Comic is refered to as Ralz, because the name change didn't happen yet

My friend helped with like half of this

Enjoy!

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Ralz teleported away from his bullies, his skull bleeding from a crack they made, he looked around, panicked.

Fresh was wandering in Classic's AU just across the bridge near Snowdin looking for chaos to cause when the damaged skeleton teleported in.

"Hey yo you look like you're not from around here little homeskillet, wassup?!" Fresh grinned at Ralz for a moment then paused. "Yo, you know your sauce is leaking bro?"

Ralz looked at him and backed away. He's really scared, he looks like someone or even multiple people attacked him. His eyesockets are filled with tears.

Fresh halted, his glasses changed to read "woah," and held up his hands in a placating gesture.

"Heyyyy. Yo, no need ta be spooked bro. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You uhh.. You hurt brah? Ya lookin' like you might need help or somethin my dude."

Ralz is shaking, he managed to slightly nod. Tears are running down his cheekbones alongside blood on one side.

"Uhhh ok ok umm... What do ya want me to do? I mean to be honest brah, I don't know how to help."

". . . h-head . . ." Ralz is in pain. He looks like a child, maybe 10 years old. He's small, weak and fragile, he's barely standing.

"Ok yeah.. Gotta stop that business from leakin. Hold up. I got this, check it."

Fresh takes his jacket off and starts tearing it into strips. he then approaches Ralz slowly, holding out the torn strips of fabric.

"Can I?"

Ralz slightly nodded, he's looking at Fresh.

Fresh used his ruined jacket to bandage up Ralz's head. It was oddly colorful for your usual bandages and a little tight but it definitely did the job.

Fresh looked Ralz up and down and let out a low whistle. "You got Jacked. Up. What even happened to you bro?"

" . . . b-bullies . . .th-they b-beat m-me up . . ." Ralz is trying to calm down, everything hurts him.

Fresh frowned and his glasses changed to "un-rad."

"Bullies? That's whaaaack bruh. ... So uhh what next? Wait, food helps you guys heal, right?" Fresh pulls out his inventory and rummages through it. Ralz is looking at him, waiting.

Fresh pulls out a carton of eggs and holds it out for Ralz with a triumphant grin.

Ralz looks at him, confused.

Fresh looks at Ralz, confused too "Not a fan of eggs brah?"

" . . . r-raw eggs a-aren't g-good . . ."

"Oh... I thought they totes were super healthy." Fresh without warning drops the carton of eggs and begins sifting through his inventory again.

Ralz doesn't say anything, He's still not entirely calmed down.

"Hah!" Fresh pulls a box of gushers from his inventory. "This is food... It's good too." He rips open a packet and hands it to Ralz.

Ralz took the packet and quietly began to eat the gushers.

"Good, right?" Fresh smiled at Ralz. The small skeleton just nodded.

"Well that's as bout as much as I know how to help ya with on my own broski." He held out his hand for Ralz to take.

"Can you trust me?"

Ralz looked at him, thought for a second and took Fresh' hand. Fresh chuckled.

"Probably a bad choice bro." and suddenly they were teleported to a different AU. They arrived in a dimly lit workshop with beakers and blueprints scattered about haphazardly. There was a skeleton slumped over a worktable snoring softly.

Ralz looked around, curiously.

Fresh walked up to the slumped over skeleton and shook his shoulder. The skeleton woke up with a start and rubbed at his face "C'mon couldn't you let me slee- F-FUNK!"

Fresh chuckled "Yo mind your manners Sci, there's kids present."

"I thought I told you not to come in here again, last time you contaminated everything and broke- wait kids?" Sci looked around and spotted Ralz, his eyes widening in alarm.

Ralz is nervous, he looked at Sci. He's slightly shaking.

Sci looks to Fresh angrily "Did you do this?!"

"Nah man, nah. Dunno what happened 'zactly... They said somethin about bullies but that's all I got." Fresh flicked Sci's glasses "Take a chill pill dude I just want ya to help me fix this little homeslice up."

Sci ajusted his glasses and gave Ralz a nervous glance. He switched to a low whisper Ralz couldn't hear. "Why? So you ca-"

Fresh interrupted Sci leaning in close, a dark aura radiating off of him. "Don't worry about it bro."

Sci gulped and nodded. He looked to Ralz and stood up. "Hey. they call me Science Sans, Sci for short... You are?"

"R-Ralz"

"Nice to meet you Ralz." Sci smiled warmly at him.

"Lol I totes didn't think to ask their name."

Sci shot Fresh a look and approached Ralz slowly. "Can I check that head wound of yours?"

Ralz nodded slightly, He's hurt in many different places too.

Fresh distractedly picked at his braces and Sci pulled out a chair for Ralz to sit in.

"Sit, please."

Ralz sat down on the chair.

Sci carefully unwrapped the impromptu jacket bandage and visibly winced at the damage underneath. "Sh-SHIZZ, this is bad."

Fresh looked up at the two of them.

Ralz is still shaking, He's scared and cold, a tear rolled down his cheekbone. He's still looking at Sci.

Fresh frowned and started digging through his inventory again while Sci frantically pulled out some antibacterial wipes and began gently cleaning around Ralz's head injury.

"This might sting, I'm sorry..." Sci said.

Fresh blipped behind Ralz and draped something around his shoulders.

"You were lookin a little too chill there dude..."

It was a soft blanket with neon squiggles and shapes on a dark background.

Ralz wrapped the blanket tighter around himself, "Th-thank you"

"S'nothin..." Fresh turned to Sci who was now applying something to the cut to get the bleeding to subside.

"Yooooo can I do anything to help?"

Sci looked at Fresh distrustfully.

"Maybe, if you promise to listen. because last time I-"

"I got it, I got it. Seriously, take a chill pill dawg."

Sci gave Fresh one more sharp look and nodded. "Ok."

With Sci's instruction Fresh began cleaning up Ralz's other injuries while Sci used healing magic on his skull.

Ralz is silent, He's just looking between them, sometimes reacting to the stinging and pain, He's behaving well.

"You're doin so good kid, don't worry we're almost done patching ya up." Sci gave Ralz a sympathetic smile.

He handed Fresh bandages and instructed him on how to properly use them and turned back to Ralz.

"We're mostly done here, but your glasses look busted. I can fix you up a new pair if you'd like."

"y-you can do that? i don't w-want t-to c-cause problems . . . o-only if it's o-okay . . ." Ralz is mostly calm now.

Sci laughed "I've busted mine more times than i can count. Had to figure ways to easily replace them before. " He adjusted said glasses on his nasal ridge.

"I might be able to figure out your prescription with your broken ones, it really wouldn't be too much trouble."

"A-alright" Ralz looked around the workshop.

Sci took his glasses and left the room, leaving Fresh, who had been mostly silent besides the occasional question for Sci, to continue bandaging up what was left of the major damage on Ralz.

Fresh was diligently following Sci's instruction, carefully and firmly wrapping some major scrapes and cuts on Ralz's shin when he spoke up.

"Yo... So I've been wonderin... What happened exactly? And like... Why'd they go and funk you up like this brah?"

Fresh looked up at Ralz, his expression pensive and his glasses displaying "??????"

"b-because I'm weird . . . I look weird . . ." Ralz is sad, he curled up a bit

"i was going back home from school, it was the only day my parents couldn't pick me up . . . so I was going home alone . . . and this one older kid with his group of friends attacked me . . . just because of the way i look . . ." His eyesockets are filled with tears again.

"That's super whack bro. There's not a funking thing wrong with the way you look." Fresh's mouth was pressed in a displeased thin line.

"black isn't a normal color for skeletons . . ."

Fresh shook his head and moved on to bandaging up one of Ralz's ankles.

"There's nothing wrong with you, or what color ya are. Just 'cause it's not as common in that AU don't mean jack.... Diversity is a good thing yo, what if there was only one kind of skeletons? All carbon copies and junk. It'd be mad boring all up in here." Fresh looked up at Ralz the same dark aura from earlier emanating from him.

"I'd like to see them come at me for bein different bro. Show them what I think of bulling." Then as quick as a switch the aura was gone, Fresh beaming at Ralz.

"Don't worry little homeskillet, you don't gotta worry about them again."

"but I would have to see them again when I go back to school . . ."

"Nahhh man you got options, you could come live with me if ya wanted."

"Really?" Ralz looked at Fresh.

"Heck yeah brah!" Fresh flashes a charming grin at Ralz. "And if ya ever wanna go back, you just say the word my dude."

"alright" Ralz smiled at him.

"Nice! I needed a buddy." Fresh chuckles.

"hm?" Ralz slightly tilted his skull to the side.

Just then Sci entered holding a new pair of glasses for Ralz.

"Had to replace the frames... But lucky you I had a similar style as yours already. Why don't you try these on and tell me how they feel." Sci made his way over to the two and handed Ralz the glasses with a smile.

Ralz put on the glasses and looked around, "It's great! Thank you" He's smiling.

Fresh stood up, done bandaging, and Sci nodded.

"Perfect." Sci pulled a small medicine bottle from his lab coat and handed it to Ralz. "This should help expedite the healing process, just follow the instructions on the bottle aaaaand you should be good to go. I'm- I'm sorry though.. I don't know if that crack to your skull will ever heal properly.."

Fresh looked at Sci, surprised. "It won't?"

"I mean I'm not positive... But..." Sci trailed off into uncomfortable silence.

"it's okay i guess . . ."

"Pshhhh It'll just make ya look cooler, no worries brah." Fresh waved a dismissive hand.

"Before you go.." Sci raised a finger "Are you gonna be ok? If you're getting bullied I can-"

Fresh clapped him on the shoulder, interrupting Sci. "It's all good bro, I got 'im."

Sci looked nervously from Fresh to Ralz.

The small skeleton curiously tilted his head to the side.

"Well ok then..." Sci sweats "Guess I better get back to my nap. Oh! Wait first..."

Sci hurried over to his desk and messed around in a drawer, his back to them for a second.

He turned around holding a pill bottle and handed it to Ralz. "For pain, you probably can't feel it too much right now thanks to the healing but your headaches gonna be killer tomorrow..."

Ralz nodded and took the pill bottle.

Sci nervously looked at Fresh and hugged Ralz without warning. He stealthily slipped a note in Ralz's pocket. "It was nice meeting you... Be safe." Sci said a little intensely.

"it was nice meeting you too"

"Wow Sci, brah... You never hug me like that..."

"That's because you always destroy my lab!" Sci snapped at Fresh.

Fresh raised his hands in surrender with a chuckle "'Aight then." He turned to Ralz and held out his hand. "In that case, let's bounce."

Ralz took Fresh' hand with a slight smile.

Sci gave them a halfhearted wave and the two disappeared with a fresh poof, reappearing in an obnoxiously 90's disaster area of livingroom.

Furniture that were just large cushioned shapes, an overly fluffy neon rug on dark flooring loud colorful walls with skateboards, tastefully framed pictures of Furbies and such hung up. A cluttered coffee table with things like tamagotchis, worms on a string, and a spilled over container of slime.

The whole place was littered with various odds and ends and Furbies strewn about everywhere.

"Welcome to my crib" Fresh said with a grand wave. "Mi casa es su casa."

Ralz is looking around, curiously.

"First things first I'mma get you some fly new digs, because your wardrobe is looking heckin whack right now." Fresh looked Ralz up and down.

"You're kinda small... But I think I gotchu. Hold up, be right back my dude." Fresh backed out of the room shooting finger guns "Careful of the Furbies, they get weird around newcomers. But make yourself at home dawg."

Ralz sits down and just waits for Fresh.

There's a loud thud in the other room and a rubber duck noise.

Ralz ignored the noise and looked at the note he got from Sci.

In barely legible chicken scratch it read "He's not a normal skeleton kid. Not sure what exactly it is, but there's something weird about him. DON'T TRUST HIM."

Ralz frowned and put the note back into his pocket.

Fresh skidded into the room sporting a new jacket and an armful of clothes. "YO!" Fresh dumped the clothes in Ralz's lap "Try these on for size homedawg."

Ralz tried on the clothes, the size is good, a bit too loose but it's okay.

Fresh grinned at Ralz "Ayyyyy lookin good, baggy is in ya know." Fresh's glasses flashed the words "fly af" for a moment.

Ralz smiled at him "you didn't tell me your name"

"Oh! You're right." Fresh laughs. "Call me FRESH!" There's a little fanfare and confetti pops from out of nowhere. "And I can already tell we're gonna be the tightest homies."

Ralz giggled, he's smiling "Probably"

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ohnoiyo-yoyle · 4 years

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BFB 23 SPOILERS!!!!

Part 2 of the last post!!

First of all

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA ^^^^^^^^^^

I AM SO HAPPY THEY ARE FRIENDS AGAIN LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE TO BE EITH EACH OTHER AGAIN OMGGGGG

*ahem*........moving on

200 year old steam train......yeah, that sounds safe

Yeah that definitely looks safe. AND fun!!

Fingerguns Firey is something I didn’t know I needed

Ayy!!! Callback to season one with the wall with the boxing gloves

Wow! Good idea Woody!!

Woody and Blocky bonding is the best

Loop de loop

“Hah! that was so scary I even heard Teardrop scream!” *gasp!* “|:| 😔 👈” “ME?!? Why you pointing at me?!?” She’s calling you a liar ya big goof

clip

“AAHHH” *thunk* “aahhh”

angery

Ha it’s even cropped like a movie screen to match the color palette change

Flower is like some kind of diety with the insane power to know when and who is talking shit behind her back

And considering she started a cult I guess it just sorta fits

“I feel a disturbance in the force”

oh no

O H NO

I guess this is where the Boyinaband song comes in huh?

Out of all things this episode I didn’t expect Jacknjellify and Boyinaband to do a collab but here we are I guess

Steamy

Flower go z o o m

Lollipop plugging in her brand

Flower really said “talk shit, get hit” huh

Oh.... Oh no

OH!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS HIM!!!!!!!! ITS REALLY HIM OH MY GOSH!!!!!

“Oh dear, these purple monsters be crazy.”

Well, I guess the sweaters are good for something

“Hup hup hup hup hup hup”

Teardorp

“HeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEYYY stop that!!”

Where did that jail cell even come from?? Did Four just build it himself specifically for the challenge???

Oh my gumdrop

“YIPPEEE!!!!!”

“WHAT?!??!??” He’s so confused omg

Woody and Blocky bonding!!!!!

Ooooh and the voting icons got updated!!! They’re so much more detailed and cool!!!

At least Bubble likes the sweater

You gotta admit, even though Flower was kicking everyone who insulted her sweaters, she did spend the time and resources to make one for everybody

Purpleface and Flower business partnership!?!

Oh my god they’re so dramatic

FLOWER!?!? BANKRUPTCY!!?!?? HAHAH

OHMYGOD HAHA

Anyways, needless to say, overall good episode

#bfb #bfdi #battle for dream island #battle for bfdi #battle for bfb #bfb 23 #bfb 23 spoilers #bfb spoilers #ramble

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gothamstreetcat · 4 years

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If you have time and want to, I’d love to see what you’d say are your creations to come from the Unofficial Batcat Fam. So, basically, ✨ + Itzel, Kayleigh, you, and Sophie’s stuff. (People changed their URLs and I’m on mobile so I’m not typing them out in fear of messing up the URLs. YOU’RE AMAZING AND CRAZY TALENTED AND SO KIND AND I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST DAYS AHEAD!)

girl don’t ask me why it took me so long to respond... i’ve been feeling nostalgic and i miss you guys a bunch. i love you all so much and i think each of you is extremely talented. i’m very blessed to be part of our little batfam

Itzel ✨ @brvceselina

desrest itzel, (i scrolled through all your edits by the way) as much as i’d like to scream again over this edit, i’d like to bring particular attention to your let selina kyle be this happy challenge (petition to make this my new header? I think so) and your because you matter to me edit. first off, i really admire how naturally stunning your gifs always look and i think it’s a real shame i feel you don’t get the credit you deserve. i mean really, your gifs look very natural and yet in so many of them selina is truly glowing. i also really admire all the fonts you use because they are really delicate looking and pretty. i wish i looked as gorgeous and happy as selina in your ‘be happy challenge’ but also i really want that sweater. maybe in black, though? the blue is so striking against selina’s smile and cheeks! i just love her. for your ‘because you matter to me’ edit i really love the quote you choose. it tears be apart because selina really does deserve those things and by god bruce is probably the only person to hold her without selfishness. i could stare at this gifset for hours and i think you really can see the relief in selina’s face and you captured it so well. this set is just so perfect in every way because bruce is all these things and more. catch me writing a fic, i dare ya.

Kayleigh 💜 @marthaskane

girl, you know i think the internet is beyond blessed to have your unique sense of style. i really like both your heroes vs villains sets. your torchwood set is to die for. this selina set is so freaking fierce you could cut the competition with that blue coloring it is gorgeous. it’s really so very hard to pick one but i think i really wanna highlight your batparents x batcat set for a minute. I think i could actually scream about this for hours if i had my mead on straight. can i just say, you mind? you really are perfect for putting this together and consistency aside, i just love it. pennyworth had to have know what they were doing to us giving us the parallel between thomas and martha--and golly there are a lot. it makes you wonder if in some small way, bruce and selina are to suffer the same fate as them. i mean, it’s gotta be some kind of fate that they’ve both been in that same position over the one they love (although, as i’m writing this stupidly i realize that i’m sure thomas getting shot is somehow to be a reflection of his and martha’s murder--but still. but, could you imagine martha being with him at the hospital and them having to pretend to be married--bickering when the doctor walks in and says they seem like an old married couple and martha is like haha, unless... i wish there was more i could say but i really think this set speaks for itself. p.s i have a lot of your old sets in my drafts so hopefully they get some good tags along the way ;)

Sophie 💕 @clara-oswin-oswald

sophie, you know i think all your doctor who edits are top. fucking. tier. but if i had to pick a favorite i think it would be this purple one (it is really just so pretty). i also really love the coloring you did for this edit (it might just be my fav)--like, if i could be green with envy, that’s exactly the shade of green i’d like to be. really in love with your coloring on this set and this set. of course, your dc edits are also awesome and even if purple is not your color you really use it well! this was such a lovely color pallete as well. yeah, i miss your gifs and i just think you’re super talented

Emily ♥️ @apple-grass-and-smiles

you didn’t think i’d skip you did i? first off, big shout out to your fic a death by a thousands cuts would be easier because you mentioned everyone in our little batfam, so it deserves an honorable mention. also, feels like i’ve been listening to this song a lot lately so... however, the fic that really does it for me has to be shiny toy with a price. maybe i cheated a little by just looking at my tags for this one, but it really helps me know what i wanna say--AND WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS how perfect this fanfic is. I can’t help myself, can i just copy my tags here because--

#I love all the little details you have poured in the beginning talking about the flat/snacks#detail is literally what I live for #My FAVorite bit what when you described Bruce needing to realize he'd totally go off a cliff just because Selina was doing it too #which is such a good line (and I'd totally steal it if I could) simply because you talked about how Bruce needs rules and guidlines #based off of how he grew up #But Selina somehow causes him to be a little wild which he loves #he would fucking follow her anywhere and not question why #not only that. but going into your entire labeling conversation #I really think it digs deep down somewhere where Bruce only wants to show his love for Selina and Share her in some way with the world #he loves her and he's not ashamed to be with or around her on every level #and yes that scares the absolute shit out of her because no one has ever loved or seen her like Bruce #and it's funny because I think the two of them will always have this crazy idea of I'm not good enough #And I really respect Selina's 'why can't we just be us?' line because it's my favorite #also I LOVED the little details of Bruce betting Alfred's and Selina betting things Bruce has in his room #because he probably doesn't even know #and it's like. they spend christmas together and Selina panics and wraps whatever Bruce has in his room #and he opens the freaking box so happy and grateful not even realizing his father bought it for him years ago #and I love how he put her legs back over him #and how he didn't want to keep her a secret #and the 'I could be bleeding' line is so ironic considering she was bleeding right in front of him and he was the First to know #with her blood running wet and hot between his fingers but all that and it really shook him when Selina did what she did #Emily you are so talented and I hope you continue to write

so yeah... that’s my lazy contribution. but also, i wanna add how i’ve always loved that despite bruce and selina feeling like neither is good enough for the other, they are not ashamed to be together. or seen together. and i feel like it’s obvious how hard it is for bruce to fit in yet, with selina it feels like he doesn’t have to try to fit in or be someone he’s not. and i saw somewhere today how selina was telling bruce if he didn’t give her the knife “barbara would never see her as an equal” yet, with bruce she already is an equal, and she always was.

i think i should stop myself because i really don’t want to go overboard or bother anyone or hurt their feelings. i kinda wanna skip me but if i really have a fav we all know it’s my batcat x lover well... maybe my daytime edit too and love letter

#thank you for all your kind words dear #i hope i wrote enough for you guys #just know that i love you all and i think you all are so super talented #this has been in my drafts forever and i think i got burned out towards the end #plus dog is being a real challenge lately #asks: emily #creator compliments*#long post

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galactawhorez · 4 years

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In the last video....

[baku]

wtf

dawg

I O- BLITERATED YALL BITCHES

|police 1|

IDK ABOUT THAT ONE CHIEF

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

yeah come pick me up

[baku]

BULLSHIT THATS BULLSHIT

|police 1&2|

S U B J U G A T I O N

|police 1|

Welcome to the

I N T E R R O G A A A T I O N

the detective gon come thru, and when he do you better

FESS THE FUCK UP

[baku]

u need to pipe

THE FUCK DOWN

|police 1|

you facing 30

[baku]

sheet i aint facing no jail time thats for

GOT DAM sure

|police 1|

wait for the interrogator to come thru

we’ll see what the fuck happens

*door slams closed*

{tobi}

ya’ll ordered the chicken

B I S K I T

[baku]

no...

{tobi}

oh damn

i ain’t supposed to be here

|police 1|

yeah fucka

take ya fuccin chicka

B I S K I T

get ya lil stupid ass on-

{tobi}

yo don’t worry about the chicken biscuit

ill rock your shit

say some fuck fuck shit like that again

you really gonna have a little situation

|police 1|

yeah here he go with the chicken biskit-

{tobi}

K A M U I

[baku]

oh jail break?

im getting my bitch ass

the FUCK outta here

*door slams closed*

(Swagkage)

you’re not going anywhere

[baku]

yall gotta quit slammin these damn doors

(swagkage)

you ain’t shit in this room

you’re getting locked up

i guaranTEE

you do 30

[baku]

you acting fuckin bold for an NPC buddy

(swagkage)

NPC stands for

shut your stupid

BITCH BABY ASS UP

[baku]

thats the wrong fuckin letters dawg

(swagkage)

listen

we know what you did

start confessing

[baku]

i mighta been thuggin

(swagkage)

that speeding ticket aint no joke

[baku]

yeah it is

(swagkage)

so what the fuck is up?

you’re doin

85 in a 25?

[baku]

i’ll kill mfs before i obey them traffic laws

(swagkage)

i can respect that

but i thought you were keeping it

1 0 0

[baku]

round the fuck up then

(swagkage)

what’s up with the pizza with the fuckin bone in it

we heard about that

C L O W N S H I T

[baku]

u thought i was

B U L L S H I T T I N?

i asked for that pizza

B O N E L E S S

(swagkage)

oh you for sure fuckin around

[baku]

i admit i was bullshittin

(swagkage)

we knew that

couple of people went missing recently

you know anything about that?

[baku]

about what?

(swagkage)

the missing people

[baku]

YOU DID THAT SHIT

(swagkage)

i did that shit?

[baku]

i been seeing a lot of mfs gettin into cop cars

not a whole lot gettin out

(swagkage)

they aint gettin out becuse we got em

locked the fuck up

[baku]

you lucky i don’t fuck the whole police station up

(swagkage)

bring in the guns

*door slams closed again*

[baku]

yall fuckass cops

on some bull

(swagkage)

no more fuckin around

*activates sharingan*

[baku]

ah shit

(swagkage)

i’m gonna end this

[baku]

you aint ending shit swear on

Y E E Z Y

*kanye appears*

(swagkage)

KANYE?

[baku]

fuck em up kanye

(swagkage)

this is some

FUCK SHIT

AMATERASU

fuck my voiced crack there my bad

A M A T E R A S U

{tobi}

oh yall fuckin around huh?

see ya

(swagkage)

dawg just fuckin confess

[baku]

i didn’t do that shit

Y E E T

(swagkage)

A L M I G H T Y P U S H -

(swagkage)

you fucked up but you had this shit coming

[baku]

ima get out this bitch and ima come find you

(swagkage)

don’t even try it you’re doing life

[baku]

it was a fuckin speeding ticket

(swagkage)

have fun rotting in prison bitch

*door slams closed*

#dankvideos #muchdank #dank #meme #meme video #naruto meme #memes #funny #baku series

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theshinsun · 4 years

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A-Z for honesty hour because I'm an asshole. :D

A - If I’m in love.

...yes. I never thought I would be again, I thought I’d been too hurt and jaded to feel this way again, but against all odds, I’m back to being 17 in full force.

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

The only one who ever calls me is my mother. And customers at work.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

damn, almost a year now… not since my last relationship ended back in October-ish. even then, it was mostly casual pecks idk if we ever seriously made out tbh.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

already answered (twice) but I'll keep going… I've got a definite preference of guys over girls, but I'm also a bi disaster and sometimes it doesn't make a lot of sense why this person is instantly attractive to me while that person isn't. certain aspects of femininity do appeal to me, but weirdly other aspects seem to be a turn-off and I can't always put my finger on what or why. ...that caveat does not apply to masculinity though, even if it's traditionally "masculine" features on a feminine-presenting individual I am 100% down every time.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

two and a half? I got a third piercing at some point halfway up the lobe but it got infected and scarred over I think. the holes I do have are also stretched (I'm up to 0G now) and I've been meaning to get some more.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

wasn't given any options, so I guess I'll go with hot or cold lol. I prefer hot, I'm one of those weirdos who loves summer because of the heat and I'll usually take a hot food/drink over a cold one.

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

my mom, over the phone just now.

H - The last person I hugged.

my roommate. we're not always super touchy-feely with each other but I've been feeling kind of down and she noticed.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

I'm not usually a very jealous person, but the last time I really felt that way… I'd recently broken up with my ex, and they were sitting on someone else's lap and I… felt things. part of the reason I realized I may have made a mistake.

J - Are you insecure. What about?

K - What my full name is

already answered, my first and middle are Jacob Brooks, I'm not putting my last name out there sorry I don't trust like that.

L - If I have siblings.

already answered, I've got two, an older brother and a younger sister.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

I mean, I forgive but I don't forget, ya know? like I'll accept an apology if it's sincere and welcome the person back and never bring it up again, but I'm probably gonna be cautious around them in the future, and not trust them as readily as I would have before.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

if I call someone my friend it means I really feel close with them, and I treat my friends basically like my family. I try to always be honest and supportive of them, bc I love and appreciate them and just want them to be happy.

O - If I like my school.

I love my school. the campus is beautiful, the teachers are fantastic, and I just love being there and learning and growing in my classes. I'm really sad this semester is probably going to be mostly online because I really feel like I belong in those studios and on that campus and I miss it.

P - What kind of music I like.

already answered, and it mostly boiled down to all over the fuckin place, so this time… band recommendations, here we go. no you have no say in this.

here, have a clump of random favorite bands off the top of my head: mother mother, bad suns, nothing but thieves, hozier, shearwater, the neighbourhood, steam powered giraffe, rainbow kitten surprise, the oh hellos, gregory alan isakov, caravan palace, mystery skulls, khai dreams, autoheart, muse, silversun pickups, thousand foot krutch, two door cinema club, twenty one pilots, blue october, jukebox the ghost

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

I'm not a partier at All, but I did have a bunch of friends over for the 4th (okay I say a bunch but it was like four people from our usual less-socially distant circle). I have no idea when the next get-together will be, it's kinda hard to plan those kinds of things lately.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

the phrasing of this question is weird but I'm gonna assume it means things I'm curious about? let's go with that.

travel. I haven't ever been out of the country and I'd like to see other parts of the world at least at some point in my life.

tattoos. both getting them and learning to do them, it's a niche branch of art that I'm just fascinated by and I might like to do it as a career if I knew more about it.

same thing with being a florist. I'm really drawn to it as a concept and I'm super curious how it works, but I have no idea what kind of… qualifications and whatnot I'd need for that.

surfing. I'm surrounded by the lifestyle and now kind of own a surfboard, I just want to know what the appeal is.

this may be a bit tmi, but I'm really curious what it's like to have a dick. I don't suppose I'll strictly ever know, but I still really want to… probably one of the biggest things to clue me in that I'm definitely trans is the literal penis envy ngl.

I've always kind of had a fascination with the ocean, and I'd love to go like, scuba diving or something someday, to see it up close and personal.

I think everyone has the impulse thought of shaving their head at some point. maybe someday I will I don't quite have the balls to do it now.

I've gone this long in my life and never wielded a sword? a travesty. I don't pretend to have the grace to actually know how to use one, but I've like, never even held a real one and the idea interests me a lot.

this one might be slightly morbid curiosity, but I don't think I've ever been like, properly drunk or high before, like I've been tipsy but I've never been wasted, you know? the idea kind of scares me and I don't think I'm going to go out and remedy it, but it's still there, and even if I know it's not a good idea, I do still wonder what that's like.

same vein, maybe even a little darker, but I've got at least a little morbid curiosity about like, death and real danger. again, not planning to act on it At All, but the thought is still lurking in the back of my mind like what if…? you asked for honesty. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

S - 2 habits.

bit of a new habit, but I have a whole ritual of disinfecting groceries when I bring them home, and then disinfecting the door knobs and counters. I don't know if it'll persist after the pandemic is over, but it's already ingrained in me and I don't feel comfortable if I skip it or do it differently.

I apologize for things that aren't my fault. it's such an instinct at this point to say "sorry" when I'm uncomfortable or anxious that it doesn't even register anymore, even when people tell me not to be sorry, I'm still gonna say it, sorry.

T - 5 things I love unconditionally.

already answered so here's 5 more

my family. if I haven't got my family I haven't got anything, we've got each others' backs and I won't turn on them for anything

my friends. same deal, I owe so much to my friends, I love them, and that won't change no matter what they decide to do or be.

sleep. I love sleep so much, even if it's just an involuntary nap, though for someone who loves it so much I sure don't get enough of it

spotify. I know it has problems, I know there are probably more streamlined/cheaper music streaming services out there, but at this point, I've sunk too much of my time and energy into this one and I'll never give it up

my ocs. I don't talk about them very much on this platform, but I have them, they're my children, and I love them even if they're assholes and never easy to write/draw.

U - How many texts I send daily.

already answered, the number varies, and sometimes swings drastically between like, 5 and 35 on any given day.

V - 3 big dreams.

graduate art school. it's gonna be a serious undertaking and probably take several more years and a lot of loans at this point, but I'm still determined to get there someday.

someday I want to write a book. I know I've said that before on a different prompt, but it wouldn't be a list of dreams without including this one that I've held onto since childhood.

this one's kind of vague, but someday… I want to not be afraid anymore. like I want to finally be in a state of mental/financial security so I can live my life without the fear of what's coming next.

W - An idol.

it's probably really basic to list a youtuber, but I've still gotta go with Chase Ross. the guy was an inspiration and a major source of information and support for me early-on in my transition, and even watching him now I still want to approach life with the pure positive energy and confidence that he has.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

yes. a couple things, really… some of which I don't think I'll ever be able to make up for.

Y - If I like my town and why.

my current town? yeah, it's got its problems but it's also beautiful and full of life and art and unique energy and I miss the days before the Corona End Times when I could actually go out and enjoy it.

Z - Ask any question you want.

??? I did not receive any specification for this one, and given that I didn't skip even the duplicate answers and this is ridiculously long, this one I'm gonna SKIP.

#shin speaks #answered #finally getting to this a million years later #thanks friend!!#i'll get to the other prompts in a second but i felt bad about not finishing this one #tw death mention #tw alcohol mention #just to be safe

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twaigfraggle · 4 years

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Watch through 3- (My personal favorite episode) The Challenge!!!!

This is probably my top episode! It also has my favorite song but more on that later.

Let’s dive right in!

Doc and Sprocket are precious and I’ll say that until I die.

Reds so mad.

Gobo and his guitar and his little hat 🥰

Reds angry noises my gosh

Reds like I can’t go and gobos like aw well

I love them so much 🥰🥰🥰

G o o d I l l t a k e t h e j o b

*off key note*

I love them so much I say it all the time good golly.

Their little argument

I mean attempted cou.

Gobo stop bullying her!

W h o s e a b o u l d e r b r a i n? Y o u l u m p!

*O f f e n d e d n o i s e s*

Will I get banned if a say they fight like an old married couple? (I hope not)

Boober trying to keep them calm is hilarious

Red makes so many great angry noises I love it.

I a l r e a d y d e c i d e d t h a t

Boobers a major third wheel the poor thing

And their yelling again. They summoned a Gorg.

BOOBER WHY DIDNT YOU WARN US

GOBO YOU RAT HE DID!

N o w w h a t d o w e d o b o s s?

Me- *Screams*

G O B O W E D O N T T A S T E G O O D D O W E?

I love junior Gorg so much

Gotta hand it to you Gobo that’s a simple and direct plan.

Why thank you Re-

But I’ve got a better one!

Juniors little song is adorable!

All his songs are dum de dum we love a trademark

Reds genie voice

M y b o t t o m i s t a l k i n g t o m e

What do ya say to that oh leader of ours?

O h b o y

Gobos voice for the genie is just his impression of the trash heap

Your voice has changed!

Y o u w i l l s n e e z e o n l y o n c e m o r e

Then I’ll be cured?

T h e n y o u l l b e d e a d

Gobo wtf!? That’s so morbid holy cow

You cant move when you’re d e a d

I T S T I M E

Dixie wailing is my all time favorite song from the series

Boober composed his own funeral dirge god I love him

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Gobo and Reds vocals blend so nice holy cow. Then juniors thrown in the mixture and I instantly die.

N I C E G O I N G B O S S!

My robo beast has been satisfied for another month.

Episode rating: 10/10

#fraggle rock #twaig fraggle #twaig reviews #robo tag

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shesawriter39049 · 5 years

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Hoseok NSFW A- Z

AKA ALL THE REASONS DADDY JUNG CAN GET IT

MMMMkkayy, so I've been having writer's block and this is something I've been requested A LOT so here it is. Obviously this is my opinion not only do we not actually know what the boys are like behind closed doors, but it’s just a fact EVERYONE famous or not it a little different while in any type of sexual relationship/ situation..

A = Aftercare : I feel like Hoseok is one of the members that doesn't need to have an emotional connection in order to have sex. So with him being the sweetheart that he is, no matter who you are I feel like he’d wipe you down with whatever soft item was close to him. Or go grab a warm towel or something, but as far as any intense cuddle sessions..or IDK showering together. Sharing those type of intimate moments..unless he already knows you..or it’s a FWB situation I don’t see him being into that honestly. I’m also not saying he'd throw you out right after I just couldn't imagine him wanting anything super..”emotional” afterwards if that makes sense.

B = Body part - Ass, he strikes me as an ass man, loves having something to grab while he has you bent over, fucking you from behind. When it comes to his fav body part..maybe this thighs..from how strong they are..how easy it would be for him to get you off while you ride them, or maybe how pretty his hands are. The way you’d suck his fingers into your mouth to get him riled up, or just to muffle yourself from crying out his name while he fucks you backstage. Maybe it’s because he knows how much you loved having them wrapped around your throat, orrrr how good his fingers felt as they danced along your clit until you came all over them...

C = Cum- Oh god I feel like he comes like a racehorse,he’d be down to come anywhere, in you (with a condom of course if it’s a one night stand kinda thing) CUM SHOT CENTREAL lol he’d love to watch you swallow it. “Stick your tongue out for me baby...lemme see..” I also feel like he’d be into cum play weather that be yours or his. He doesn't strike me as one of those guys that’s turned off at the idea of tasting himself. He'd enjoy sitting between your thighs watching his cum just ooze out of you, swirling it around his fingers before pushing it back between your pushing heat. “I want you to walk around all day with Daddy’s cum dripping out of your pretty little pussy can you do that for me baby? Can you be a good girl for me?” He'd fucking love tasting you, moaning out as he lapped his tongue around his fingers, sucking them into his mouth slowly as if you were the best thing he’d tasted all day. I also feel like he’s very vocal when he comes, a lot of grunts and throaty moans, while he bites down any and every inch of skin he can reach. He likes for you to watch him come and vise versa….your not hiding your face in the damn pillow he wants to see your orgasim washing over your body. Even if hes hitting it from the back you best believe he's gipping your neck to make you turn and face him as you come. “Fuck you look so good like this baby..soo good..”

D = Dirty Secret - I don’t feel like he has any, he’s be pretty open honestly.

E = Experience- Oh I feel like this man could fuck you into next week, to be honest I feel like he’s the best in the the group and I’m not just saying that because he’s my bias. It just something about the way he carries himself...as if he knows he could fuck you up in any and every way you’d want him too. Prime example….the way he’s the only one who body rolls with his hips as opposed to his chest during the mic drop dance break. IE..it’s all in a hips baby….Stroke game on a hunnitt

F = Favourite Position- Doggy style, or on your back with your legs on either side of his shoulders..any position where he can get deep, where talking feel it in your guts...almost confused if he’s in your rib cage deep.The kinda thrust where he's damn near cutting off your airflow every time he rolls his hips against you. BUTTT I also feel like he’d be down to switch it up to, he’d probably love for you to ride him but I don't feel like he’d sub well so he’d just be a power bottom, Meeting your thrust every time. Guiding your hips to move at the pace he’d prefer. Having no issue picking up the slack if and when your thighs started to give out.

G = Goofy - Depends on his mood, I feel like he wouldn't 100% lose his sunshine personality but there's a time and place for everything...and while he’s ruining your pussy he’s daddy not Jhope...sooo...take that as you will.

H = Hair- I don't know why, but I feel like he’s not completely bare all the time. It's not a forrest and he's definitely always groomed, I just have a feeling he’d switch it up…..

I = Intimacy - He doesn't strike me as one to be SUPER romantic as far as candles and rose petals and ETC..for him it’s just wherever the two of you are is the “mood” . Dont’e get me wrong he’ll do it from time to time especially if his partners really into it,,,but he doesn't need to “create” an ambiance . I feel like he could turn anything into a vibe..turn any situation into one where your begging him to fuck you. He’s definitely a Dom, a full daddy but he doesn't strike me as a aggressive Dom, or at least not on the regular. I don’t think he’d even ask you to call him daddy you’d just do it naturally because that’s the aura he gives off. The sunshine..bubbly persona fades once he gets intimate though, yes he’s still fun and flirty and it’s not always super intense. But Hoseok behind closed doors is deff a far cry from JHope...maybe a little closer to Jay. Dirty talk , spanking, drawn out forplay….hes more senusal then people may assume. Weather he’s fucking you, or making love to you, he’ll leave an impression strong enough to give you something to get yourself off to every night. Even if you only get to have him for one night, the man knows how to put on a damn good show, no matter where his “stage” is.

J = Jack Off - Oh him and his right hand are besties...he strikes me as someone with a high sex drive so sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do. He would be be shy about it either, he’d do it infront of you. Weather that be on purpose or you just happened to walk in on it….

K = Kink- Dom, gagging (IE he loves watching you gag on his dick), spit play, voyeurism, soft bondage, cum play, ,exhibitiosim, breathe play. Impact play,Praise kink, food play,Anal, choking…..MIRROR SEX MIRRORS ON THE CEILING I could go on I feel like Hoseok is a FREAK

L = Location- The idea of getting caught/ someone watching would be such a turn on for him….but ideally probably his bed/ a hotel so the two of you can do whatever you want and be as loud as you want.

M = Motivation- I feel like he’s the type who loves being teased but likes to act like he doesn't, so you teasing him under the table at dinner. Or whispering how bad you want him to fuck you while you guys are out at a party, sucking on his neck. Innocently playing in his hair, only to take a firm grip at the strainds of hair at the nape of his neck. The sting immediately reminding him of his head being buried between your thighs. Sexting...DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALK. Tease this man, sit on his lap...whisper in his ear that for some reason your aren't wearing any panties, grind against his lap….Slide his fingers under you dress to let him feel how wet you are….He also Lowkey has a praise kink, he really gets on on pleasing you..it strokes his ego watching you fall apart for him,..loving the control he has over your body...be vocal with him, let this man know how good he feels

N = NO- I think he'd try anything once...

O = Oral - Both, he'd take his time with you though, slowly letting his tongue explore every inch of your pussy before sucking your clit between those pouty lips of his. Humming out from how good you taste while his stealthy fingers were being sucked in by your heat. He also loves overstimulation, oh your crying for him to stop? Perfect let me just latch my arms around your thighs and bury my face even deeper into your pussy, “Stop trying to run away from me, I know what your pussy needs and you can handle this..give me another one baby..” That would be the only hit of Submissiveness with him, when he’s between your thighs this man is aiming to please...Que Tony Toni Tone’s “Whatever you want” He’ll give you whatever you want. Nothing gets him going more than the sound of you coming. He loves watching you on your knees for him, prefered position is with you on all fours while he fucks your throat so he can have full access to your ass, and slide his hand down to play with your pussy when he wants to. His dirty talk goes through the roof when your sucking his dick...he’s also extremely vocal..jaw tight, heavy lids..but he’d never take his eyes off you.

P = Pace - Depends on his mood I feel like people assume because he's so hyper that he must fuck like jackrabbit. Which yes he can but he can also go slow and deep, in my mind I feel like his preference is somewhere in the middle..but in all honesty it would depend on what his partner wanted.

Q = Quickie - Again high sex drive so fuck yes to a good quickie..how often? As often as your willing to give it to him. If it’s early and your tired he'd have no problem taking care of the both of you. Either Missionary or spooning. Honestly probably spooning because then he'd have better access to your back and your clit while he rolled his hips into your ass.Moaning out against the nape of your neck,in his husky morning voice how warm and wet your pussy feels…….

R = Risk - AGAIN YES lol I feel like this man is freaky AF

S = Stamina -Just because he could last for hours doesn't mean he will, to be honest I feel like he's the type to want you guys to both get yours...chill for a minute then round 2 and 3 and ETC. Not necessarily always in the mood to try and hold out forever and a day to cum, he'd rather let you come and slide back in after your pussys already dripping, pulsating,sensitive, swollen.I also feel like he bounces back quickly. Meaning if he ever came to quick if he stayed in you and you guys were making out it wouldn't take long for him to get hard again.

T = Toy Yassss he’d love for you to own toys...more so for you as opposed to him, he;d be the type to get you vibrating panties ...want to control the speed on your vibrator….buy you a couple butt plugs..oh yeah,,,hell yeah

U = Unfair- On the regular he’s not much of a tease, but if your acting up and acting like a brat and he has to get in full daddy mode, oh hes edging you until you cry,

V = Volume- I feel like he’s very vocal, especially because he knows how much you love it, like I said he lowkey has a praise kink both giving and receiving, a lot of gravely moans..I feel like he swears a lot to when he’s fucking. He's A moaner...even when he’s speaking to you “God baby you feel so good, so fucking good”. As we all know he’s very good at playing with the animation in his voice, so he can add different tones depending on what you like...sometimes even a hint of neediness here and there. NOT saying he’d fake anything, he’d just alter the way he talks to you depending on what get’s you going...

W = Wild Card - OHHH I don't know, for one I feel like he'd be down to give and receive a lap dance, he’d tgotally loved if you guys had a stipper pole...I also dont think he gets jealous easily...and seeing you out in your tight little dress at the club with friends while guys are gawking would only be a turn on for him. Now if one of them approached you that’s a different story...but I feel like he’s secure enough that he’d loved seeing you strutting around in your LBD swaying your hips to the beat with your girls while he watches. I think he'd enjoy PDA...casually .letting his hands roam down your back, giving a quick squeeze to your ass, neck kisses…. I also think he'd love going to the strip club WITH YOU….the two of you would end up all over each other in the backseat of the car on your way back to your apartment.

X = X-Ray- I don't feel like he's abnormally large but I do think he’s thick...thick AF

Y = Yearning - LMFAO GIRL you better get your kitty a heating pad and some ice,

Z = ZZZ- I don't think it’s instant for him but he’s definitely making your ass go “Night, night “ right away….The minute he pulls out your ass is done.. Who needs melatonin when you have Hoseok!

That’s all she wrote! Lol again this is just my take..feel free to lemme know your thoughs on any of these,

Love you guys as always,

Rocki

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littlemessyjessi · 5 years

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Nikki Sixx (Douglas Booth Version) : ABC Fluffy Headcanons

Fluffy Alphabet (Shoutout to my lovely friend, Traenon! She literally saved these for me months ago from something she read and sent it to me through messenger. So credit to OP for the prompts!)

Nikki Sixx (Douglas Booth version) Headcanons Nikki Sixx x PS Reader X Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

A = Attractive: what do they find attractive about the other?

You adore his eyes and his passion.

He'd sin for your lips....and the sass passes through them.

B = Baby: do they want a family? why/why not?

Secretly? Yes. But he's terrified of turning into his parents. He's an awesome father though and you know this in your heart. So whether you become actual parents or pet parents- your babies (fur or otherwise) are the luckiest in all the land.

C = Cuddle: how do they cuddle?

At first....NOT. He's just not used to it. He was denied a lot of that kind of thing but eventually his touch starvation gets the best of him. Now he's on you like white on rice.

D = Dates: what are dates with them like?

Usually, he's so fucking nervous he can barely speak. Still. Even after many years you still make him blush and fumble with his words. Poor Nikki- you just make him speechless.

E = Everything: “you are my ____” (e.g my life, my world…)

My best addiction. And it fucking terrifies him sometimes how much he's addicted to you.

F = Feelings: when did they know they were falling in love?

His mother showed up one day. You handled it and honestly he didn't even know she was there until about a month later.

He confronted you about it and asked why you didn't tell him.

You just told him that she didn't deserve his time and that if he ever wanted to talk to her again- you knew he could find her. But that it was his decision...not hers.

Ya boy fell hard right then and there.

G = Gentle: are they gentle? If so, how?

He's so soft. Honestly, he's amazed that you're with him. Sometimes he just reaches out and runs the back of his knuckles down your spine in wonder. It's like he's checking to make sure you're really there and he's not dreaming. Because for the life of him- he can't figure out why/how he ended up so lucky.

H = Hand/Hold: how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?

Constantly. At first he was really weird about it. Now, it's so constant you forget he's even got a hold of you. You've yanked him out of his chair before not thinking about the fact that ya'll were still attatched, lol.

I = Impression: first impression/s

He was a dick but you'd seen worse. He was also completely shit faced. You held his hair while he puked his guts out and rolled him over when he passed out so he wouldn't choke on his own vomit. You made him tea in the morning and watched as he tried to apologize.

J = Joker: are they into pulling pranks?

Too much sometimes. He learned his lesson and your breaking point. He fucked with something you cared about and you straight up left for a few days. It's not like you left him but you just had to step away from the situation before you did something you regretted. He was wrecked when you got home and swore he'd never do that again.

K = Kisses: how do they kiss?

Like I said- at first he was weird about it. Now, he's always sucking your face.

L = Love: who says I love you first?

You did. Well, actually he did it in his sleep all the time. But like for real- you did. He was shocked...and he cried. He'll deny that but he fucking did.

M = Memory: their favourite moment together

You dragging his ass to a roller skate rink. He busted his ass constantly but you were giggling and beautiful and he wouldn't trade it for the world.

N = Nickel: do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?

He loves to give you flowers. Whether they're weeds or roses- you light up and he loves it so much.

O = Orange: what color reminds them of their other half?

Blue. It's sweet and peaceful. But like the sky- it can turn dark and stormy in a moment. You're not to be fucked with...and he fucking loves you for it.

P = Pet names: what pet names do they use?

Baby. He's always been that way with you. Sometimes Babydoll if he's trying to get his way. And he fucking adores when you call him Honey or Honeybun. You'll never get him to admit that but he FUCKING DOES.

Q = Quaint: what is their favourite non-modern thing?

You leave him notes in his leather jacket and he melts every time he reaches in for his cigarettes and pulls out the little piece of paper with your hand writing.

R = Rainy Day: what do they like to do on a rainy day?

He writes and insists that you suffer the creative process with him.

S = Sad: how do they cheer themselves/each other up.

The most fucking stupid faces. He takes polaroids and tapes them everywhere. He put a ludicrous one in your underwear drawer one day and you laughed so hard you fell down the stairs.

T = Talking: what do they love to talk about?

Anything and everything. Recently, he's been obsessed with Ann Rice novels. Of course, his ass would be be. Fucking Lestat. You're so damn sick of hearing about that damn vampire, lol.

U = Unencumbered: What helps them relax?

He actually likes fishing. He also doesn't mind the view if you go with him and lay over there half naked on a towel. Just saying.

V = Vaunt: what do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

Pft. How quickly he can steal your attention away from anything and everything.

W = Wedding: when, how, where do they propose?

He thinks about it but he's too scared to ask. He will eventually. He'll basically be hyperventilating but you don't rush it. You know he's gonna ask and you know he's gotta do it. So you patiently wait and the second he gets it out you answer with an immediate, 'YES!' Then you tackle him.

X = Xylophone: What’s their song?

"I'd Love You To Want Me" by Lobo. Because of fucking course.

Y = You’re the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

"Pills to my booze." "Nikki, shut the fuck up!" "Baby, come on!" "I will cut you!" And that mother fucker just fucking laughs.

Z = ZZZZ: How do they sleep?

Not often. But with you? He's fucking OUT.

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ikemenayakashi · 5 years

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Nico ABC nsfw

Warning: this is for mature audience!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Lots of cuddling, kisses and soft words.

Did I hurt you??

I can make some tea if u need it

He watches you falling asleep, stroking your hair

Clean all the mess you two made

Falls asleep hugging you

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves everything of you, how can you ask him to chose only one thing?

But it's your forehead

No, it's not related to sex, he just feels so close to you when your foreheads are touching

His heart race but he wouldn't admit it

Also your neck, damn those ribbons...

Of himself, he likes his hands

Because not only he can pleasure you, he can feel all your body

He is not able to let them rest, they are always running over your body

C = Cum (How does it taste/looks like)

I had to make research for this, my eyes

I mean he is a servant in the royal palace and future king

He has to eat healthy

But let's not forget all the tea and probably biscuits he has with you

So I dare to say, it will probably be kind of sweet

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Dirty talking.

He loves it.

Talking to you and see your reaction.

He wouldn't mind that someone casually walk in while you are... busy

Yes, all of this is mine. Do not touch it.

Also... spoiler of Kinks: ribbons.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He is young and a knight.

I honestly find hard to believe he had much time to think about it

Much less do it

But still, who doesn't fall for a good shining armour?

Thank you for saving me, come at my place I will be gratefull

Guess he was a little trained on that too

Still you are really thankfull for it

F = Favourite Position

Untill you are there, litteraly anyone is fine

But he prefer seeing you

Expecially if u are on top on him, riding him

His power bottom side really appreciate the view

He often thanks Alyn for the riding lessons he gives you

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

It depends on the mood

He likes a good jokes

He will probably be the one making it

While he appreciates your hard work on that day and comforts you if necessary

He can be serious too, expecially when he is really carried away

Why should he talk when he can be silent and hear your moans?

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Who has time for it?

Definitely not him

Let this boy rest

Let's just say you can find that cute shades of pink down there too

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He spoils you

As always

When you both have time to do it, he either softly murmur you how much he loves you and he trasures you or be silent and listen to you and your heartbeat

Did I already mention dirty talking? Yes?

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

This boy is always doing this and that for everyone

Finding time to do it while he stay at the princess' palace is hard

Different story in Stein

Especially if u are not with him

He has needs to

I will take a break Al, see ya

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Ribbons.

You in ribbons.

You in ribbons at his feets.

Probably the best birthday of his life.

Beg for him and he will probably break the bed.

"I need to be punished"

Yes, he has daddy kink fight me

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Again, as long as u are there, even the stables are fine

But the bed is the most comfortable place

Expecially the one in your room

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

See kinks and dirty secrets.

Also he is weak to his ears

Talk to him/blow softly over them and he is at your feets

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

While he wouldn't mind someone watching you two, he refuse to let someone join in

He doesn't share

Quickies

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He likes to receive.

Truly

But seeing your reaction while he take care of you?

Damn

Can he lives between your legs?

Because he would

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to take things slow

To see you slowly going mad

It drives him crazy

May be rough is he gets jelous

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

No. Just no.

He wants to love you, he prefers waiting and then take his time later

Slowly loving you is his favourite part of the day

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Just ask him, he will be very pleased to do whatever you want

He wouldn't suggest it tho

He doesn't want to pressure you, so you gotta be brave and tell him

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Let's just say, walking straight will be... difficult... good luck

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Where there toys at that time??? Let's suppose it, ok?

Not a big fan of them, he prefers use only himself to make you feel good

Why should he use plastic?

But again, if you ask nicely, how can he deny something to you?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I said good luck for a reason.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He almost doesn't make any sound

Just some moaning while he cums

They are so soft you can barely hear it

Sometimes he heavy breath right next to your ear

If he decides to start talking, you are gone

W = Wild Card

Choccolate + you = happy him

Seriosuly

Don't bring choccolate if you are not ready to accept the consequences

X = X-Ray

I would say just average

But it's more important how to use it

And damn he knows

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He is a young man and perfectly healthy

If he sees you both have time, you will disappear for a while

And you would probably be late for the next appointment

Giles knows but can't do anything to stop you two

Strangely Nico has always more work to do when you are late

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He needs some times before he falls asleep

Because he is too busy taking care of you

And then because he loves watching you sleep

After he falls asleep he use your chest as a pillow

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pinktatertots99 · 5 years

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orange blade

this is my secret santa gift for @yellow-diabald and is hosted by @housekinoexchange

thank y’all for this! an merry christmas yellow!!!

summary: zircon’s first patrol is coming up and they need the best blade they can! however meeting obsidian and finding their work fun...has the younger needing more than just a blade.

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“o-o-obsidiaaaan!” looking up from their sword polishing obsidian looked to see a nervous trainwreck of a gem zircon panting infront of their work desk, shaking almost hard enough to hear their clinking sound. “i-i-i n-neeed a-a-w-weapon!”

“...you already have one though right?”

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“oooooh. your first patrol? how exciting congrats!” obsidian complimented as zircon’s face laid flat on their work desk. “th-thanks.” looking up they looked over the multiple swords around obsidian’s work place. “wh-what am i gonna do though? sw-sword wise i mean-”

“no worries i got ya!” obsidian stated. “i’ll make you one.”

“r-really!? you don’t have to-”

“it’s alright. i gotta custom make everyones swords depending on their hardness levels afterall.” zircon’s face felt warm as they nodded. “y-you have to go outside though right? m-maybe i could escort you?”

“you don’t even have a sword yet silly.” obsidian giggled as they picked out their chizzles and large basket. “but sure, company would be nice. might need to bring some extra material back anyways.”

zircon nodded again as they followed the other. the sky was thankfully cloudy as they ventured to the mountain, spikes of obsidian-esque material sprouted from the ground. “oh these’ll do nicely!” obsidian stated, taking out their chizzle and slowly chizzling the bottom of where the material poked out of. “your an eight right?”

“u-uh y-yes?” zircon replied as obsidian moved their basket down to the ground. “good good. these’ll be the right amount. not too light but not as heavy as a ten.”

“o-oh. th-that’s good. th-thank you.”

“of course!”

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“HRGH!” obsidian hummed as zircon struggled holding the sword up. “maybe i have the handle too light? a lighter handle will cause you to rely more on your strength. it’s something bortz and the diamonds usually have.”

“o-oh-” zircon stuttered, moving down just enough to drop the sword to the ground and not shatter it. “yeah. i might have to give you a thicker handle. their supposed to support a bit of the weight of your sword’s metal, while also not being too light enough to support all of it or it’ll break.”

“s-sorry for this.” zircon panted out a bit, nodding though at what obsidian had said. their face felt warm again as they felt the other pet their head. “it’s alright silly. i do this with all gems. it’s what i find fun bout it.”

“fun...” zircon repeated as obsidian walked away, sitting back on their bench with a different handle in hand. “i’ll get back to you on this before your patrol okay?”

“...y-yeah.”

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“o-obsidian!” the crafter looked up to see an excited and happy zircon run up to them. “y-your sword was so awesome!”

“oh you used it?”

“well...uh...” zircon stumbled. “y-yellow had me as uhm, s-scouter so...”

“oh that’s alright!” obsidian stated as zircon looked back. “did you have fun with it somewhat?”

“y-yeah actually!” they stated, pulling out the sword and lightly swishing it around. “i-it feels alot lighter! and swishes really nicely.” they swung it more as obsidian giggled. “well i’m glad!”

“y-yeah.” zircon replied, shuffling their feet. “a-actually,” the bobbed gem looked back as the younger shuffled. “i-i wanna see though if uhm, i-if i can experiment with other h-handles? j-just incase i mean, i wanna see what my limit is if you don’t-”

“it’s alright.” obsidian nodded as they pulled out a drawer filled with them. “i do love to experiment with them!”

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“more metal?”

“y-yeah.” zircon hesitated as they shuffled again. “i-i mean, j-just like my handle i just, wanna see if uhm, w-what my limit is y’know?”

obsidian hummed. “well i guess it couldn’t hurt. i’ll need rutile though incase your arms fall off.”

“i-i’ll get em!” zircon stated as they ran off, just in time for yellow to walk towards the other. “yooo sidiaaaan!”

“need any work yellow?”

“nah, just came to say hi.” yellow stated as they laid ontop of the circular desk. “i know ya get lonely without your favorite elder here.”

“hehe i can just visit padparascha anytime though.”

“nyeeh.” yellow stuck their tongue out as obsidian giggled. “sides, i haven’t been too lonely.”

“oh?”

“zircon’s been visiting often to make revisions for a perfect sword when they get to battle.” obsidian smiled as yellow hummed. “i seeee.” they drawled out, getting off the desk. “well, i’ll leave ya and your little sword tester be~.” they cooed as they walked off, leaving a confused obsidian to watch as they sped out of the room.

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“been a while.” obsidian hummed as the sun started to set. zircon hadn’t been there since they left to find rutile. it was their day off even so...what was going on?

clinking of fast feet came towards them as obsidian looked just in time to be tackled by orange floof of a gem. lying on the floor obsidian got up a bit to see it was zircon to their surprise and relief. “z-zir-”

“s-senpai t-told me i should- uhm-...” zircon started, pulling out the semi damaged flowers in hand. “i-i...s-senpai and i talked and i...uhm...th-they told me, somethings to think bout so...bout you and...i uhm...” slowly putting the flowers down zircon moved to hold obsidian’s hands.

“c-can i- i wanna be- i wanna be your one and only s-sword tester please!” zircon stated, panting a bit as obsidian absorbed the words into themself, feeling a familiar warmness in their cheeks. “...you...do you-”

“y-yeah...i-i do.” zircon mumbled out, obsidian slowly petting their hair as they smiled. “all this time, you wanting swords-...”

“y-you said they were fun and...i-i liked watching you...h-have fun.” zircon hesitated, looking up curiously as the craft gem, their smile widening even more. “your too sweet. i’m glad you have fun too then.”

“s-so...i-is this a yes or..?”

“of course! how could i deny such a cute confession?” zircon’s face turned a shade of orange as they looked away shyly. “c-cute? me? oh my...” obsidian giggled petting their hair as both laid there, paying no attention to the quick yellow shaded wind streak at the doorframe.

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morganisboringg · 4 years

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Omegle friendship story ;-;

Stranger: m

You: hiya

You: f

Stranger: bonjour

You: hola

Stranger: im 18 bitchh

You: im 14 hoeee

Stranger: shidddd

Stranger: 😂😂

You: yeah im a childdd

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but im not a creepy guy so ur good 👌🏼

Stranger: hahaha

You: yeah ie had a 20 year old try to keep talking with me

You: and a 17 yr old ask if i have a nice ass XD ive delt with creepy guys XD

Stranger: hahaha dudes are horny

Stranger: used to be like that too but i realized its wrong

Stranger: so yeah just vibing rn

Stranger: 😤😤😤

You: yeah they are, i be vibin too im watching sky high B)

Stranger: lol

Stranger: im watching rick&morty

Stranger: im the ultimate virgin

You: lmaoooooo , i mean u have to also like game theory and film theory for that but ur close XD

Stranger: never heard of that

Stranger: 😂

You: theyre nerdy yt channels, they make theorys on games and films and shows and stuff

You: they have a bunch on rick and morty

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i watch some of those

Stranger: 😤😂

Stranger: im an ‘adult’ child

You: yeah i do too, i literally have their merch

Stranger: hahahaha

You: oh i hope to be an adult child bc gRosS adults

Stranger: yeah i dont wanna be an adult

You: me either, adults get stares when they only dress in hot topic clothes why would i want that

Stranger: hahahah yeah

Stranger: thats the reason i dont have a gf

Stranger: bc im too childish

You: well then u just havent found the right childish girl

Stranger: that is a fact

You: might i reccomend the single rider lines at like amusement parks XD

Stranger: hahaha why

You: ive seen plenty of dudes shoot there shot there bc the girls are by themselves then they get to ride a rollercoaster together

Stranger: hahah yeah thats fun

Stranger: maybe i wikk

Stranger: :)

You: yeah XD then if it works out a cute date at an amusement park!

Stranger: hahah yeah

Stranger: do u have a amusement park obsession

Stranger: lmaoo

You: uh- thats uniMPORTANTTT

Stranger: hahahhah

You: theres food and adreniline whats not to love!

Stranger: i love them too

Stranger: i once forced my cousin to ride the same coaster 12 times in a row

You: ive ridden king da ka the tallest rollercoaster in the world XD

Stranger: he puked after

You: lmaoooo sounds like smth id do

Stranger: hahaha

You: but then id just say again and go again XD

Stranger: hahahah same

Stranger: adter he threw up i went alone

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: dude i need some advice

You: sure

Stranger: my friends sister (shes 15) has a crush on me

Stranger: what do i do

You: oh shit uh- tell her shes too young

You: or like take her on a cute date but say its a friends date

You: thats a nice way to friend zone sm1

Stranger: yeah true

Stranger: its kinda weird

Stranger: my friend says he doesnt mind

Stranger: 😂

Stranger: but still wekrd

Stranger: weird

You: well thats uh getting to chris hansen levels so gotta shoot her down lmao

Stranger: yeah hahaha

You: but like yk when like a little sisters older siblings s/o would take them on a "date" to show them how to be treated u could do that- idk

Stranger: yeah idkk

Stranger: we shall see

You: we shall broski, just uh dont do anything that chris hansen would ask u to sit down with him over XD

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: i have no idea who that is

Stranger: oh i looked it up

You: yeah XD

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: yeah like it is weird but not the age difference

Stranger: 3 years is not a lot

You: oh abt the friends sibling thing? XD

Stranger: ya

You: ik 3 years isnt alot in like the grand scheme of stuff but NOW 3 years is the difference between 6th graders and freshman and thats really weird

Stranger: yeah true true

You: and abt them being a friends sibling, um dont pull a kissing booth and be all dating behind everyones back- that movie was weird in general smh

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: yeah i wont

Stranger: his mom told me i would be a good son in law

You: LMAO too soon??

Stranger: 😂

Stranger: yeah right ilnow

You: 1) u arent even dating and 2) u think its weird

You: that would creep me tf out

Stranger: yeah but i dont really care

Stranger: i take it as a compliment

Stranger: it means im nice

You: yeah, im just a generally akward perso so XD

Stranger: hahahaha

You: but like uh if u dont wanna date a friends sibling dont, in most movies thats like number one best friend code no dating sibkings

Stranger: yeah i dont really care if my friend doesnt mins

Stranger: but i dont like her

Stranger: i like someone else

Stranger: and she doesnt like me back

Stranger: 🙃🙂

You: oh cool, aw that suckss u seem really chill and have a good personality so idk whats not to like thats prob my pansexual talking tho XD

Stranger: hahha

Stranger: ur attracted to pans?

Stranger: thanks lmao yeah idk

You: no i came out of the pantry smh

Stranger: 🤯🤯🤯🤯

You: common misconseption XD

Stranger: yeah shes my girl best friend

Stranger: so thats why she doesnt like me

Stranger: but maybe some daaaaaayv

You: oooo thats a hard place to get out of the f r i e n d z o n e

Stranger: ivee been tryyiiiiiiiing

Stranger: to make u love meeee

Stranger: but everything i try

You: *blasts u belong with me by taylor swift on a boombox* now go stand outside her window

Stranger: just takes you further from me

You: XD

Stranger: ghost town by kanye west is such a good song

You: oh i dont think ive listened to it lmao too much emo music and musicals

Stranger: you like kid cudi

You: who..? ugh i feel stupid not knowing stuff

Stranger: ur too young

Stranger: hes a legend

Stranger: makes good music u should listen to him

Stranger: kind of drug/depresion related

You: oh okay, that sounds like smth id listen too XD

Stranger: listen to love. by him on youtube or soundcloud

Stranger: it isnt on spotify

You: oh okay, i use amazon music like a loser XD

Stranger: oh

Stranger: yeah its only on yt or soundcloud lmao

Stranger: hahah doesnt matter right

You: yeah lmao

You: u wanna be friends? its ok to say no cause im 14 XD

You: im morgan btw whats ur name?

Stranger: hahaha aw thats a nice thing to ask

Stranger: but i just came on here to twlk to random people :( sorry

You: im not good at the whole "making friends" thing so idk what to do but ask lmao

Stranger: my name is julian

You: oh okay

Stranger: im sure u will make friends some day

You: OMG ofc its julian- i meet guys with m names or julius/julians never anything else

Stranger: hahaha what do y mean

You: i mean in the past week ive met a mike, mikey, and a mick then ive met like 4 julius' and 2 julians

Stranger: ahhaha wow

Stranger: thats funny

You: i swear idk what is up but smth is

You: my fbi agent is on smth ig

Stranger: hahahhahaha

Stranger: tryna set u up

You: yeah they want either an m&m or m j XD just m&ms or michael jackson IDFK XD

Stranger: haahahah

Stranger: so when did u find out u were pan sexual

You: uh when i was 11 i thinkk

Stranger: wow

Stranger: when i was 11 i was eating boogers out of my nose

You: yeah i knew i wasnt straight since like pre school girls are just too cute lmao

You: lmao thanks for sharing

Stranger: that is a facr

Stranger: women are cute

You: yeah they are XD

Stranger: hahaha

You: ummm idk what to talk abt now lol

Stranger: yeah me too lol

You: uh do u like heathers? like the movie or the musical

Stranger: never heard of it

You: REALLY??

You: my friends saying to skip u smh but i wouldnt dare

Stranger: what do u mean hahah

You: heathers is like a cult classic 80s movie like breakfast club or 16 candles or the outsiders

Stranger: ohh ok hahah

Stranger: i dont watch a lit of old movies

You: u know what those are right? especially the outsiders?

Stranger: only fiction

Stranger: never heard of them

You: U HAVENT???

You: OMG I SWEARR IF I KNEW U IRL ID LIKE FORCE U TO WATCH IT ITS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD MMMMMMm

Stranger: whats sliced bread

Stranger: 😂😂😂😂

Stranger: i swear i dont watch movies

You: like a loaf of bread XD its an expression

Stranger: oh lolllll

You: but like look up dallas winston MMMMM I LOVE THAT MAN

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Hey doll hey!!! How’s your day/night going? Great I hope. I had a pretty good day … but it’s night now here in Florida and I am starting to hurt pretty badly…. I think I over did it today.

I noticed that I haven’t done any Monthly Beauty Favorites so I thought I’d start a new series for this blog… hope you like it.

Before we start I just wanted to shade with you what I made for dinner tonight! I am so proud of myself. I’ve never made Salmon on my own… I always just order it from a restaurant… but with the national quarantine and all the sit down restaurants being closed I’ve had to step out of my comfort zone and teach myself to cook things I normally would order out! so …. here it is …

Honey lemon Salmon and garlic butter and corn white rice. This dish was so sublime that I don’t think I’ll ever order Salmon when we go out to eat again!

Not all categories will have a high end and drugstore entry. Please Note that I am not sponsored by or affiliated with any of the products or companies that I mention in this blog post. * Warning this will be a long post … just grab a snack, something to drink and settle in … I promise you wont be sorry for reading this post….. Well … Without further ado …let’s get into my April 2020 Beauty Favorites.

Favorite Beauty Store:

Beautylish has got to be my all time favorite place to shop for all things beauty!!

I’ve been shopping at Beautylish for well over 5 years. Their customer service is of the highest quality. Their shipping rate is a flat rate of $5 on all orders (in the US it’s $5 on all orders under $35 anything above $35 is free shipping). The only downside is that they are unable to ship to P.O. boxes. They offer flex payments on orders of $100 or more where you pay a down payment and then they spread the rest of the bill over 3 to 4 payments depending how much the bill comes to. The down payment amount also depends on the amount spent… For example: I just placed an order for $102. I paid $37 as the down payment and the rest was split into 3 equal payments to be due on the 1st of each month. The due date depends on the date of purchase. I tend to pay my flex payments off faster than the allotted time, but it’s great to know I have the 3 months just in case I need them. Beautylish also ships international the the following countries: Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Belgium,Bulgaria, Canada, China, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Greece, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Kuwait, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau, Malaysia, Malta, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, UAE, U.K., and U.S. Beautylish carries the following brands:

Aethera Beauty

Allies of Skin

Alphabet Bags

Anastasia Beverly Hills

Anna Sui

Ardell

Artis

ARTISAN&ARTIST

beautyblender

Beautylish Presents

BeautySoClean

BECCA Cosmetics

belif

Benefit Cosmetics

Benjabelle

Billy B

Bioderma

bkr

boscia

Briogeo

Brush Works

Bumble and bumble.

BY TERRY

Caudalie

Charlotte Tilbury

Chemist Confessions

CHIKUHODO

Clean Apothecary

COOLA

COVER | FX

Danessa Myricks Beauty

Dominique Cosmetics

Dr. Barbara Sturm

DUO

Eau Thermale Avène

Embryolisse

EVE LOM

Evian

Farmacy

Glamcor

Good Molecules

Hampton Sun

Herbalore

HoliFrog

Hourglass

ILIA

Indie Lee

Inglot Cosmetics

IT Cosmetics

Jeffree Star Cosmetics

JILL STUART Beauty

Jo Malone London

Jouer Cosmetics

JUNO & Co.

Kevyn Aucoin

Kjaer Weis

Klorane

Koh Gen Do

KOYUDO

La Mer

LASHES IN A BOX

Lilly Lashes

LINA CHOO

Lit Cosmetics

Lixirskin

Lord Jones

Lucas’ Papaw Remedies

MAHALO Skin Care

Make-Up Atelier

Max & Me

May Lindstrom

Mila Moursi

Miss Fame Beauty

Moon Juice

MYKITCO.

Natasha Denona

Naturally Serious

Nomad Noé

Nudestix

Omorovicza

Oribe

Pai Skincare

Parian Spirit

Paw Palette

Peter Thomas Roth

Quintessence Paris

R+Co

Rae Morris

Raincry

RCMA Makeup

ReFa

Rene Furterer

rms beauty

SACHAJUAN

Saint Jane Beauty

Seche

Sisley-Paris

Skin Inc Supplement Bar

Skindinavia

Slip

Smith & Cult

Smith Cosmetics

Sol de Janeiro

Sonia G.

St. Tropez

Stila

Sugarpill Cosmetics

Sulwhasoo

Sunday Riley

Surratt Beauty

Susanne Kaufmann

Suwada

Takahashi Hiroko

Taos AER

TEMPTU

The Beauty Chef

The Brush Guard

The Ordinary.

The Sacred Ritual

TOM FORD

Too Faced

TRIA Beauty

Tweezerman

U Beauty

Uma

UNITS

VDL

Velour Lashes

Vintner’s Daughter

Viseart

Vital Proteins

Vueset

Wayne Goss

ZIIP

Z•Palette

I truly love to shop with them because the take time to package my purchases with care, it never takes more than a week to get my packages (except for now, it’s taking about 2-3 weeks because of the Corona Virus), and they have a great return policy: Their website states that their return policy is: If you are less than completely satisfied with your purchase, you may return your order within 60 days (from the delivery date) for a refund. We regret that we are unable to cover return shipping costs or refund the original shipping and duties charges unless the return was due to our error. Products must be returned in new or gently used condition. If your product arrived either damaged or defective, please contact us right away. Sets/bundles are sold as-is and products cannot be substituted, customized, and/or returned individually.

I’ve never had any issues with their services, in fact there was 1 time around 3 years ago that I ordered something from the brand It Cosmetics and the wrong item was delivered to me, I contact them straight away and they sent me out the product I had originally ordered that same day and as a way to apologize for the mistake they even allowed me to keep the product that I had received in error.

Favorite Amazon Beauty Finds:

Pixnor 5″3″ Stainless Steel Makeup Palette with Spatula Tool $6.99 on Amazon: I am so happy I purchased this!! I use to apply foundation to the back of my hand and then bonce my sponge off my hand … what I found is that this would cause waste of product because some of the foundation would sink into my skin and I would have to use more foundation… now I just apply a few pumps onto the palette and there is zero waste. I also love the spatula because I can use it to scrape moisturizers out of the jar without having to use my fingers. I also use the spatula to mix dew drops into my foundation and now I don’t have a big mess on my hands.

Segbeauty 5.4oz/160ml Continuous Spray Plastic Squirt Bottle With A Fine Mist $14.99 on Amazon: This bottle is a curly hair girls dream!! It provides just the right amount of moisture without over-wetting your hair. It has a 360 degree sprayer and it’s perfect for re-wetting hair in the morning to restyle and freshen up curls. This bottle has changed my hair game for the better.

Every Drop Beauty Spatula $5.89 on Amazon. I’ve always hated the thought that there was still product in the bottom and sides of my products after I’ve run out. I started cutting plastic tubes open to get every last drop on product out but with bottles you just can’t do that. I came across this little baby when I was just browsing the beauty tools section of Amazon one day and thought OH! PERFECT!!! This spatula gets all the way to the bottom, the sides, and even the shoulders of bottles! I now have zero waste with my beauty products. I love this item so much that I have ordered it’s baby sister product the Every Drop Lip Spatula for $5.49 I ordered 2 one for lipsticks and lip glosses and one for concealers and other small wand items. This has truly helped me not waste my money by allowing me to get every last drop of product out of their containers.

Favorite Makeup Tool:

Face Halo Makeup Remover Pads: $17.60 for a 3 pack on Amazon. This little puppy is the perfect accompaniment to my vastly growing Eco-friendly arsenal. I find that I do not use as much of my Bioderma now because I am not using it to take off my makeup before I use it as my first cleanse…. 1 round is enough to completely remove all of my makeup from my face, neck, and ear lobes! You just soak it with warm water and remove your makeup… and it does remove 100% of my makeup, including lash glue! I just simply wash it after every use and it dries quickly too. I highly recommend this if you are looking for a way to reduce your carbon foot print on the planet!

Favorite Makeover Product:

Schwarzkopf Keratin Permanent Hair Color Cream in the shade 4.6 Intense Cocoa $9.97 on Amazon (but Amazon only allows you to purchase 1 so I ordered 3 more from Walgreens.com buy 2 get 1 free for the same price). This was the first time I used this product and I’ve gotta tell ya … This has got to be the BEST boxed hair color on the market. It has Anti-Breakage Technology called K·BOND-PLEX technology (that repairs inner hair structure) and a Pre-Color Serum (that leaves your hair looking healthy and strong, with less hair breakage). It also doesn’t have that harsh hair dye smell to it. In fact my hair smelled so good that it was like I had just simply washed my hair. The conditioner it comes with left my hair so smooth and soft and fluffy. I believe they use the same technology as Olaplex does because my hair felt as if I had just done an Olaplex treatment to it. This will definitely be a product I repurchase again and again.

Favorite Candle:

Bath and Body Works Vanilla Bean Noel 3 Wick Candle: This sadly is my last Vanilla Bean Noel candle… I purchase this scent every year at Christmas time … I stock up when they have their holiday sale and typically purchase 20 of them… it’s just the best scent ever

Favorite Body Care Item:

Nivea Essentially Enriched Body Lotion with Almond Oil $5 at Walmart for 16.9 Fluid Ounces: I use to use Bath and Body Works body creams but with my Fibromyalgia I tend to get very sensitive itchy skin and have noticed that the Bath and Body Works creams would aggravate my already sensitive skin … So on a whim I picked this up a few months ago. Firstly a little of this goes a long way. It’s very creamy and very hydrating and has a soft Almond scent to it. It sinks in quickly and doesn’t leave me body feeling greasy. I’m pleasantly surprised at how wonderful this product is.

Favorite Hair Care Item:

Olaplex No 6 Bond Smoother $28 for 3.3 fluid ounces at Sephora and No 7 Bonding Oil $28 for 1 fluid ounces at Sephora: These two products work together you add a few drops of the oil into the smoother and mix it together. I use this once about ever few days to revive my curls… since I don’t wash my hair everyday I need something to help my curls revive. I typically only wash my hair 1 time a week since I don’t put any hair products into my hair. This not only smells amazing, it leaves my hair soft and replenished and defines my curls when they start to go a bit frizzy. A little bit goes along way I only use a quarter sized amount of the smoother and about 5 drops of the oil. This is another item that has seriously upped my curly girl hair game.

Favorite Movie : (I know this isn’t beauty related, but I take my movie time to do my spa treatments … so I included it as a favorite.)

Synopsis: When Cecilia’s abusive ex takes his own life and leaves her his fortune, she suspects his death was a hoax. As a series of coincidences turn lethal, Cecilia works to prove that she is being hunted by someone nobody can see. This was a very well thought out movie with lots of twists and turns. Highly Recomend.

Favorite Spa Day Item:

Revolution Skincare x Jake-Jamie Avocado Face Mask $11 for 1.6 ounces at Ulta: This mask is amazingly moisturizing. I use it once a week and my skin feels heavenly afterwards.

Favorite Skincare Item:

I tried a ton of skincare in the month of April and there were several things that I loved but I would have to say that my all time favorite item(s) are as follows:

My 2 whole face (including eyes) serum routine: #1. Good Molecules Super Peptide Serum $12 for 1 fluid ounce through Beautylish (it’s also sold on the Good Molecules website) and it’s function is to target fine lines, wrinkles, and dullness. #2. Good Molecules Hyaluronic Acid Serum $6 for 1 fluid ounce through Beautylish (it’s also sold on the Good Molecules website) and it’s function is to replenish your skin’s moisture by drawing moisture into the skin for deep hydration. My skin has never looks this good since I was in my teens. Both these serums are light weight and sink into the skin quickly and you only need 1/2 a dropper for your full face and neck … I also use whatever is left on my hands to rub into my hands as sort of a treat for my hands.

La Roche-Posay Anthelios Ultra Light Face Sunscreen Fluid Broad Spectrum SPF 60: $29.99 for 1.7 fluid ounces and I purchase mine through Amazon. Ever since I starting using this sunscreen I have decluttered all other facial sunscreens. This is the perfect consistency for me. It’s light weight and hydrating. It sinks into the skin amazingly fast. It doesn’t interfere with my makeup application and it doesn’t have that sunscreen scent. BONUS: It’s a 60+ sunscreen which is the ideal level of protection for the face.

Favorite Face Primer:

Tarte Timeless Smoothing Primer $39 for .5 ounces at Ulta and Sephora: I typically switch up my face primers every day or two but the one that I use everyday is this one. It just fills in my pores so well that I reach for it time and time again over all of my pore primers.

Favorite High End Foundation:

Charlotte Tilbury Airbrush Flawless Foundation $44 for 1 fluid ounce through Beautylish (but can also be purchased through Sephora and the Charlotte Tilbury website). As I said in my haul of this item this is such a beautiful foundation. I just can’t stop looking at my face anytime I’m wearing it. This full coverage foundation leaves my skin looking youthful and flawless. It plays well with dew drops mixed in and plays well with any primer. I will always have this foundation in my collections.

Favorite Drug Store Foundation:

Believe Beauty Skin Finish Foundation: $5 for .85 fluid ounces only at Dollar General Stores. This foundation surprised me I truly didn’t believe that this was going to be a good foundation, however it is a FANTASTIC foundation and is is a medium to full coverage. This is a semi-dewy foundation. What I mean is it’s just dewy enough to give you that youthful look without being to extreme. It lasts all day and doesn’t break down. I hope they never stop making this foundation!

Favorite High End BB/CC/Tinted Moisturizer:

Tarte Maracuja Tinted Moisturizer $29 for 1 fluid ounce of product at Ulta. This is a super dewy product but not in a greasy sort of way. It’s light coverage and sets with powder nicely. This is such a beautiful product.. so much so that I purchased a back up just in case they pull it off the shelves. I find that it’s best to apply this one with your fingers since it’s such light coverage that using a sponge with soak it all up and using a brush will leave it looking streaky.

Favorite Concealer:

NYX Born to Glow Radiant Concealer $9 for .14 fluid ounces at Ulta. This is such a beautiful concealer! It doesn’t settle into my fine lines as long as I set it straight away upon application. It doesn’t crack throughout the day. A little tiny bit is all you need. It’s full coverage without being super thick. It gives an amazing glow to the under eye that can still be seen even after you set it with powder. I’d probably go out on a limb and say this may be my favorite concealer all year.

Favorite Cream Bronzer/Contour: I wont be having 2 categories for this one… mainly because I don’t have a drug store option for this category as of yet, I have since purchased a drug store option today.

Charlotte Tilbury Hollywood Contour Wand in the shade 2 Medium/Dark $38 for .41 fluid ounces purchased through Beautylish (but can be purchased at Sephora and the Charlotte Tilbury website). I can’t believe I am saying that this is my favorite!! I have loved the Chanel Soleil De Chanel cream bronzer for so long that I didn’t think anything would ever replace it! Sad to say the Chanel bronzer was discontinued and a new cream bronzer replaced it … it looks more hydrating than the one I have so I’m keen to try it however … let’s talk Hollywood Contour Wand shall we!? This is the first cream contour product I’ve ever tried (bronze to me didn’t seem as scary as cream contour did). It is easy to use, easy to blend in, and gives the skin a natural looking contour. This is a light weight very pigmented product. You don’t get much product for the price tag, however a very little goes a very long way. I use 1 squeeze ever 2 days (it’s a sponge tipped applicator so the product stays in the sponge… I just squeeze 1 time and have enough product left over on the sponge that the next day I just have to dot what remains over the perimeter of my face. Unlike the Chanel bronzer this product doesn’t disrupt my foundation underneath. I love this product so much that I place an order today for a back up.

Favorite Matte Bronzer/Contour:

Mac Bronzing Powder in the shade matte bronze: $30 for .35 ounces of product. I’ve had this compact for probably way too long because it’s starting to get hard pan, so I scraped the hard pan off … the powder works fine. The picture of the hand on the left is without flash and the one on the right is with flash. It’s just the perfect everyday natural looking bronzer. You can’t over do it with this bronzer since it’s so light of coverage. I always love my look when I’m wearing this one.

Favorite Glowy Bronzer :

Tarte Limited Edition Park Ave Princess Waterproof Face & Body Bronzer $34 for .55 ounces of product at Ulta. I do love a good glowy bronzer and this one does not disappoint! It’s the perfect shade, has just the right amount of glow without having shimmer to it … it’s just this glow from within! I just love how my skin looks with this bronzer on.

Favorite Dewy Primer:

Charlotte Tilbury Hollywood Flawless Filter in the shade #3 Light/Medium $44 for 1.01 fluid ounces on the Beautylish website (can also be purchased from Sephora or the Charlotte Tilbury website). Ever since getting this product in I have not been able to put it down! It’s freaking amazing!!! AMAZING! It has just enough of a tint that this could be worn alone for “No Makeup” makeup days and has the perfect amount of glow without having any shimmer to it. 1 swipe per zone is all you need of this primer. It’s not sticky or greasy and it does hold foundation nicely.

Favorite Cream Highlighter:

Charlotte Tilbury Hollywood Beauty Light Wand $39 for .41 fluid ounces on the Beautylish website (can also be purchased from Sephora or the Charlotte Tilbury website). I have tried many cream highlighters and hate every single one, until this one came into my life! This highlighter is just magical! It doesn’t disrupt the foundation under neither, it melts into the skin seamlessly, and it has no glitter to it… just a natrual looking glow. The glow can still be seen even after setting it with powder! I haven’t been able to stop using it because I’m so in love with it.

Favorite High End Face Powder:

Too Faced Born This Way Ethereal Setting Powder in the shade Translucent $33 for .53 ounces of product at Ulta and Sephora. This powder has the most beautiful finish ever! It give a slight glow to the skin without looking like glitter or shimmer. This one has taken the place of my beloved Laura Mercier Loose Setting Powder in my heart. I just never want to be without it!!! It doesn’t take much of this powder to set the full face either. I tap 3 shakes into the cap and that sets my full face! It even looks amazing under the eyes.

Favorite Drug Store Face Powder:

Believe Beauty Matte Blur Loose Powder in the shade Translucent $5 for .14 ounces of product sold only at Dollar General. This is such a light weight powder that sets the face flawlessly. It is matte but doesn’t leave the face looking cakey or dry. It even looks good under the eyes. I have repurchased this 2 time since discovering it and I have 2 back ups.

Favorite High End Finishing and Touch Up Setting Powder:

Charlotte Tilbury Airbrush Flawless Finish Setting Powder $45 for .28 ounces of product on the Beautylish website (can also be purchased at Sephora and on the Charlotte Tilbury website). This gives the prettiest soft focus to the face and doesn’t change the look of your makeup when you touch up with it. I find on days that I wear this one as a finishing powder I don’t have to touch up at all. I don’t quiet like this one as a setting powder, just as a finishing powder and touch up powder and sad to say I have hit pan … this is the most expensive pressed powder I own but it’s so worth it and I will definitely be repurchasing it when I’ve finished it.

Favorite Drug Store Finishing and Touch Up Setting Powder:

JCat Beauty AquaSurance Compact Foundation $13.99 for .31 ounces of product at Ulta. This is a spot on dupe for the Charlotte Tilbury Airbrush Flawless Finish Setting Powder. It’s basically a fuller coverage version and I can use it to set my set as well and I never have to touch up at all when I use this powder.

Favorite Powder Highlighter:

Benefit Boxed Highlighter in the shade Cookie $30 for .28 ounces of product at Ulta and Sephora. OH BABY! This highlighter is so pretty and little is all you need. This is a beaming highlighter so definitely not for low maintenance makeup day but add this to your full glam look and watch out…. it’s the perfect highlighter to be noticed in.

Favorite Blush:

Tarte 12-HR Amazonian Clay Blush in the shade Captivating $29 for .2 ounce of product at Ulta and Sephora. This is the best just pinched shade I’ve ever owned. I wore it a ton in April and for good reason. It goes with everything from “No Makeup” makeup looks to full on glam looks. It lasts all day and is probably my all time favorite blush shade.

Favorite Lip Combo:

L’Oreal Rouge Signature Lightweight Matte Lip Stain ($5.99 at Ulta) in the shade 448 I-Tease (a soft taupey pink matte) a few dots of Makeup Geek Creme Stain ($11.99 on their website) in the shade Jitterbug (an intense coral matte) a touch of NARS Lip Gloss ($24 on the NARS website) in the shade Stripe Tease (Sheer champagne nude). This makes the perfect shade for every look. I’ve worn this only for the past few days of April but I can already tell it will be worn a ton in the month of May.

Favorite Powder to Set My Under Eyes:

Laura Mercier Secret Brightening Powder $28 for .14 ounces of product at Ulta and Sephora. This just leaves the under eyes looking flawless and it sets every concealer I own except the Dermablend concealer (that concealer is just too heavy and took emollient that nothing really sets it and I would return it but I lost the uni-carton it came in so Ulta wont take it back). I wish this came in a larger jar because I just know I will be repurchasing this over and over. It gives this soft focus glow to the under eye area that isn’t shimmery or glittery … just a sort of glow from within look.

Favorite Brow Pencil:

Benefit Precisely My Brow Pencil $24 at Ulta and Sephora for .27 ounces of product. I have purchased this pencil 2 time since discovering it and I have 1 back up. This is just the most effortless brow product ever. I almost never have a bad brow day when I use this pencil. It’s a definite recommend in my book.

Favorite Brow Gel:

Believe Beauty Eyebrow Styling Gel $4 for .2 ounces of product sold only at Dollar General. Even though it’s only got .2 ounces of product this brow gel lasts a long time. You only need 1 pass of the wand to fully set your brow. It is never crunchy and never goes flaky. The picture is of my back ups … this sucker goes fast at the store so I pick up 2 or 3 every time I go to Dollar General so I never run out. I adore this one so much that I never reach for my other brow gels.

Favorite High End Eye Shadow Palette:

Too Faced Born This Way The Natural Nudes Eyeshadow Palette $45. It has 8 matte shades and 8 shimmer shades and you get .48 total ounces of product and is sold at Ulta and Sephora. Some of my all time favorite looks this past month have come from this palette! I just adore it so much. Too Faced really hit it out of the park with this one.

Favorite Drug Store Eye Shadow Palette: (I have 3, 1 is a bit more pricier, 1 is mid-ranged and the other is super inexpensive)

ColourPop Bare Necessities 30 Pan Eyeshadow Palette $34 on the ColourPop website. I have created so many beautiful neutral eye looks with this palette! With 30 shades I never get bored of this one.

Believe Beauty Eyeshadow Palette in the color story: Nearly Nude $5 only sold at Dollar General. It’s just simple an amazing palette. I was highly impressed with this one. I got a few looks out of it and it’s the perfect size for travel.

Catrice Basic Bae Eyeshadow Palette $14.99 at Ulta. This was the first thing I ever tried from Catrice and I was super impressed! The shadows are super pigmented and blend like a dream.

Favorite Eye Liner:

Charlotte Tilbury The Classic Powder Eye Pencil in the shade Audrey $22 on the Beautylish website (but can also be purchased at Sephora and on the Charlotte Tilbury website). Now this one was a surprise to me. I hated this pencil when I first tried it…. I could never get it to work… Well I finally figured it out and I am in love. It gives such a effortless look to the eyes when I use it. This will be a repurchase when I run out.

Favorite Mascara:

Milani Dangerous Lengths 3D Mascara regularly $9.99 nut currently on sale for $7.49 at Ulta. This is another item that surprised me but ever since I’ve been conditioning my lashes with the Jamaican Black Castor Oil my lashes have been looking so nice and combined with the mascara I just fell in love…. I can’t believe I have a favorite mascara and it’s, for the first time in years, not the L’Oreal voluminous Carbon Black!!! This just gives a nice fluffy airy look to the lashes.

Favorite Inner Corner Highlight:

Hikari Creme Pigment in the shade Honey Dew $15 on their website. I have been using this for a few years now but I just can’t seem to stay away. It just give the prettiest lilt to the inner corners.

Favorite Setting Spray: (I have 2 this month)

ColourPop Hyaluronic Acid Setting Mist $12 for 3.72 fluid ounces of product at Ulta and on the ColourPop website. This setting spray smells like the beach and leaves the skin looking dewy and healthy. It holds your makeup fairly well … I don’t really need a setting spray that will hold my makeup on until the wee hours of the morning, I just need a spray that will take down the powderiness of freshly applied makeup. I’ve been using this bottle for 2 months and I’m almost out of it. This makes me sad because it’s sold out everywhere. I think this may just be my favorite setting spray of the year.

Belif Aqua Bomb Mist $34 for 2 2.02 fluid ounces of product on the Beautylish website (but can also be purchased at Ulta and Sephora). This one adds tons of hydration to the skin and I love it as a touch up spray too. Lately I have been using it in combination with the other setting spray just to add a bit more hydration to my under eye area.

Favorite Find of the Year So Far:

HonHey Portable Hand Held Rechargeable Fan. $13 on Amazon. I purchased this back in the beginning of March but it has quickly become my favorite beauty extra! It helps me dry my setting spray and lash glue. It also helps keep me cooler when the hot lights of my makeup table start to make me over heat. It has a great charge life as well.

Well … We have reached the end dolls. Thank you ever so much for hanging in there with this post …. I know it was a long one … but this is the flagship post of this series and I thought I should be as thorough as possible with at least the first in the series… Now that’s not to say I wont have heaps of favorites in any given month, but I may just have a few favorites in other months too.

Well that’s all for now dolls. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day/night and that your spirits are high and your health is good! Remember dolls, Save a spoon for a bit of lipstick.

XOXO

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cryptidofthekeys · 5 years

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May I present to you- the babs

Okay so let me start off by saying I legit worked on these guys ALL day yesterday, mind you a few breaks of course! even then uhh breaks... didnt do me much good... my arm hurt like a b i t c h- but im super proud- god, just, these babs are gonna be fun to write with ....eventually- not now- god no- arm machine broke- I’ll put this under a keep reading btw so it aint too much a hassle

Names: Ashton (Ashton is the Sniper), Vincent (Vincent is the Spy and he's the leader of the group), and finally Erwin (he's the Medic) | Nicknames: Ash, Vin (Ash loves to call him Vinny much to his dismay but eh he'll be fine), and Erwin doesn't really have any nicknames he cares for tbh- just call him by his name | Genders: Male | Species/Race: Androids/Robots | Heights: Ashton is 8'7", Vincent is 9'5" making him the tallest of the group, and Erwin is only 5'0" making him the shortest of our lovely little group here | Hair Colors: Ashton's hair color (not that'll ye'll see much of it, he usually keeps his hat on) but his hair color is: Hickory Brown and honestly its just super messy underneath that hat, Vincent's hair is Pitch Black and slicked back, annnd finally Erwin's hair is dyed a: Mint Green (his hair is a Messy Undercut style) | Eye Colors: Ashton's is an Icy Blue, Vincent's is Imperial Red, and Erwin has heterochromia, his eyes are a light pastel blue and a Mint Green color | Appearances: Let's start off with Ashton bc why not, first off I gotta say- despite what the normal tf2 bots look like, these babs ACTUALLY look like r e a l mercs, real people, there's only a few ways to tell their androids and that's by looking closely at their open wounds which I'll get to all their prominent wounds in a moment, first up... Ashton usually wears punk-like clothing, or something similar- he has leather jackets with TONS of spikes on them, gloves with spikes on them, pants with the chains that hang down and don't forget them sweet sweet combat boots, he also tends to wear some of those face masks, most of the ones he owns has sharp teeth patterns on it but one in particular that he owns has eyes all over it (all of them are black, his clothing is either black or just REALLY dark colors in general) However, when Vincent and them aren't doing business stuff or whatever, he usually wears again, its mostly dark clothing but he doesn't give a shit what he wears like, t-shirts, tank-tops, whatever- that's when you can PROPERLY see his wounds and this android has a TON of them, v e r y open wounds that expose tons of wiring and robotic-y insides as well, so many various parts, so many w i r e s... just o o f- oh and for all of them I'll say they ALL have facial hair, Ashton has a circle beard, Vincent has a short boxed beard, and Erwin's is REALLY just stubble to get that out of the way, ahem- anyways, Ashton actually DOES have sharp teeth, a few rows of them actually. Now... Onto big boss man Vincent, Vincent is a fancy man for sure, fitting considering he's supposed to be an android/robot of the Spy, like Ashton, he H A T E S bright colored clothing but its for different reasons aside from bright ones just being irritating to look at, it also messes with his sensors actually, he's the only one out of the group who has that problem- the other's sensors aren't bothered at all by bright clothing, anyways- Vincent usually wears dark colored suits, not just black n brown though he has MULTIPLE options, dark red, dark blue, etc- I could go on- he has a LOT of fancy clothing, even his s h o e s are fancy, oh and uh he wears the typical leather gloves and that balaclava/ski mask lookin thing ya know the usual spy attire there blah blah, he also sometimes wears fedoras or some sorta fancy hat n stuff, unlike Ashton he doesn't have rows of razor bladed teeth, his teeth are just- normal tbh but that doesn't make him any less dangerous- he has a few wounds actually, one on his back that reveals some robotic parts and has a few wires sticking out although it doesn't seem to bother him too much, a has a really large stab wound on his chest that has some wires sticking out of there as well and reveals some rather serious looking parts- this one actually bothers him a little bit but he tries his damnedest to keep it hidden. and finally... Erwin, he usually wears pastel clothing with cute designs on them long sleeved t-shirts, hoodies, sweaters, etc- even his p a n t s are pastel colors! He does try to make sure the pastels aren't TOO bright or anything, he doesn't want Vincent's sensors to malfunction nor does he want to irritate his friends! He has TONS of openings that'd reveal a BUNCH of tattered wires, its a wonder he's even still functional at this point, a lot of his parts and wires are tattered and not in a VERY good condition, but he doesn't seem to let it stop him! His voice box is a little... messed up but he's still fully intelligible, sometimes it DOES make him stutter, sometimes it cuts out completely but he always somehow finishes his sentences in the end even if he has to start over, he's self conscious about his voice box messing up sometimes and he's DEFINITELY self conscious about all the scars he has over him, its partially why he wears hoodies/sweaters the MOST out of all the other clothing, he doesn't want people to see all his tattered wires n scars! He does have four prominent canines but other than that, his teeth are relatively like a normal human's. oh and as a bonus he usually wears circle glasses, it CAN technically help improve his vision a bit more but also they look cute so he loves them shh. | Personalities: Ashton's up first, now I will say even tho their robots and technically powerhouses compared to humans ANYWAYS- he IS the true powerhouse of the group, the b r u t e- BUT he's not all brawn and no brains, he's not stupid by any means even if he can act like a punk or cold rude bitch, he has a l o t of intelligence in fact- and he uses that to his advantage for sure, he's not entirely a cold rude bitch- to his friends he's relatively well, friendly and nice- even if he does mess with them sometimes- he loves to get on Vincent's nerves the most because he finds it funny mostly, but he knows when to stop so he doesn't take things too far, Erwin... messing with him can be... difficult, he uh- its not that he CANT do it, he can! He TOTALLY can its just... listen, shut up- Spy's his fave to mess with- He absolutely hates humanity, their creators especially more so- if he ever saw em or hell humans in general when he sees em- it always takes e v e r y t h i n g in his power to hold himself back from tearing them to shreds, he wouldn't even w a n t to use a gun against them despite being based off a Sniper, he'll take them apart with his strength and teeth alone if he REALLY wants! After all, making them suffer first would bring him such joy, he's not evil, none of them REALLY are, but I'll explain that all in side facts, for now (tl;dr: Ashton gets along quite well with his friends even if he messes with Vincent a lot and gets on his nerves, in fact that's when you'll see him a bit more cheerier than he usually is, now... towards humans or whatever, he's a g g r e s s i v e- he'll strike them down then and there if Vincent gives him the command, but even if he c a n t, he'll still be cold or rude to em at the very least, terrify them a little bit even- he does NOT like humans at all whatsoever) Vincent... as I've stated, he's the leader of the group, he's DEFINITELY got the perfect personality to be a leader for sure, first off he has MAJOR confidence- he's a super confident dude, he REALLY kinda has to be- after all, his role was the leader of this little group- it was forced upon him so he decided to go along with it- they wanted him to be leader so he'll fulfill that position but if he e v e r gets a hold of them their gonna wish they hadn't e v e r done what they did, he DOES have some narcissistic tendencies but its nothing TOO major, he can be suave and gentlemanly but that part is usually just an act to trick people, he plays nice and makes them think he's trustworthy and then that's when they strike, its a m a z i n g to him how naive and so trusting humanity can be, he can't w a i t to get his hands on their creators, what a f u n day that'll be! Now he's not all big and bad, he can be nice to his friends- he does have a bit of snark and sass but its all in good fun, he mostly keeps it directed towards Ashton but sometimes he'll dish out some snark or sass towards Erwin ...he seems oblivious to that part tbh- but he... even though he doesn't show it a LOT he does care about them a lot, they've been there for him ever since the day they were first created, he absolutely loathes and despises humans- he always uses an act to just lure them to either their death OR, to a little interrogation room where he tries to find out if they know a n y t h i n g about their creator, I mean either way they do kinda die in the end so it really doesn't matter and finally Erwin, he's... a lot nicer than the other two, he doesn't hold a grudge towards his creators nor especially not to humanity, not ALL of them are as bad as Vincent and Ashton think surely... not that he'd ever tell them he doesn't hold grudges or whatever, he's worried he'd ruin their plans or worse, make them mad at him- so he pretends to hate humans when their around, he's actually helped his fair sure of humans escape from the others as well, now sure he DID try and ask a few of them about the creator, when they said they knew nothing he managed to lead them safely away without the others detecting them, now I won't say he's ALWAYS been lucky- sometimes the other two... catch him in the act and he almost had something equivalent to an a n x i e t y attack when they caught him but he played it off by telling them he saw this human wandering around and he also tried to play it off like he interrogated them and they knew nothing about the creators, but of course they uh... wanted to... "take care" of the human for him and he couldn't risk arguing against they'd suspect too much bc he's never been one for killing or whatever (despite being a version of a Medic lmao), there's been a lot of those times where he's felt so guilty for letting them take the human... They didn't know anything, they didn't even seem bad, why kill them? He knows their angry, they want revenge but something seems wrong... but, he'd n e v e r go against his friends, no matter how he feels- they've been there for him through thick and thin and he cares a LOT about them despite this (p much he's a good boy, he can get nervous/anxious sometimes, he just... wants his friends to be happy and rest easy really, he cares a lot about them despite all they do, he's deeply afraid if they find out what he's done or that he doesn't have grudges, etc- that they'll be a n g r y with HIM) | Side Facts: Alright, so... the best run down I can give is this... They didnt really wanna be created in the first place BUT they tolerated it- like ok chill, we gotta tolerate existing now- but then like they were pretty much abandoned bc they were discontinued, bc the tf2 bots look like actual robots, im making these guys more like androids as you already know im sure- closer resemblances to the actual human mercs n shit- but ANYWAYS- something happened and they didnt want to continue making androids like them so the three of them got left behind and of course were thought to be shut down but surprise surprise, their still active, their still out there and their. fucking. l i v i d- first they didnt really wanna exist in the first place, ok they could chill out bout that bc they learned to deal with it BUT- N O W their being discontinued? They dont even have a full t e a m!! its bullshit so now their a wee bit- okay no they are absolutely fucking livid at the creators and humanity in general- except, as you know- Erwin can't hold grudges or anything- he doesnt think ALL humans are bad or at least he hopes their not, but either way- Vincent and Ashton p much feel hatred n coldness towards the creators and humanity. | AU: So a best bud of mine suggested since I had like t w o really good ideas for these lads and couldnt use both of them bc it'd like conflict with many things, to make an AU outta the second idea- I- honestly gotta thank em for fuckin reminding me that AUs are a t h i n g that e x i s t s- but anyways, this AU is basically where Ashton, Vincent, and Erwin died and the respawn, sorta... well broke for em, dont know why or how but it just did, so they died for reals and just... their souls wandered the earth for a bit until they found the bodies of these robots and decided to possess them p much, and now since they died for real- they REALLY wanna return the favor to the ones who killed em (of course, not gonna tell who that was e x a c t l y not yet anyways), I will say their personalities will probably differ from canon a LITTLE bit in this regard, like their still- well in this AU their MORE vengeful than they could EVER be in canonverse- even Erwin in this AU is vengeful, only towards those who did em wrong of course. and with a conversation I had with my partner, there was more expansion that happened, essentially- it was questions of the teammates and what'd happen there (thank you darling, I appreciate this bc this just gave the AU more expansion that I really wasnt just thinking bout on my own), bc if they didnt go back to their teammates they'd be without the supports and ahem, the medic- but anyways, if they did wwweeeellll... their team wouldn't EXACTLY recognize it as them, to them its just potential enemy bots that they need to dispose of orrr at least run off, and that's what they'd definitely do at first, now I will say, there's the chance oh Idk, Erwin interacts with the Heavy (listen... I dont have canon names for this team... im- im too tired to figure it out rn for all the team sdjkajdj they will have to wait for awhile) but Erwin and the Heavy were VERY good close friends, and Erwin could show him that, he's... well, his best bud- they ALL had certain things they used to do or say to their teammates- and ya know if Erwin proved that to Heavy- he'd- well, a lotta emotions would be running wild in that case, of course im getting a head of myself- I should have clarified, bc the team k n o w s the others died and weren't respawning which of course they absolutely tried to deny- they'd be back soon ....yeeaahh they werent, and like now they do find it suspicious these three bots showed up that are designed like the supports but they'd never go that far to say its their dead teammates possessing these... robots, that's a little far-fetched for them. So unless Erwin goes and tries to convince his best friend, who knows what'll happen- oh and I'll also say, aside from the personalities- the actual human versions of Ashton, Vincent, and Erwin would look a LITTLE different- they still wear the same clothes n have similar features, they have scars but those don't reveal tattered wires since their humans you know, and their eye colors- Ashton's eyes are Cobalt Blue, Erwin's eyes are baby blue, and Vincent's eyes are a Caramel Brown, they also don't have those sharp teeth or fangs- oh and their heights are different, Ashton is 6'4", Vincent is 6'8", annnd Erwin- eh he's the same height the bots of course, still retain the same look as in canonverse however so try not to get too confused by different appearances!

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