#ya know that meme of something like that ig lmao

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

Wanted to share some WIPs since I can do that (and I totally didn't remember i was able to do that until tonight what are you talking about--)

Divider because it's long lol

So since I'm the Internet Explorer of art memes/trends, I have been working on the color wheel thing from a few months ago. If you're on the TLT discord server I posted this a few weeks (a month..??) ago:

It's my barebones sketch of the wheel. So fast forward to now this is what I've got done:

I would be further buT RUST FOR SOME REASON GAVE ME A HARD TIME AND I HAD HIM ALMOST DONE AND WENT

"*Sr. Pelo tounge click* Nah Nahhh NaaahH".

SO I RESTARTED NEARLY FROM SCRATCH AND TRIED AGAIN. AND I NEVER EVER WANT TO DRAW A GUN AGAIN.

It took me so UNBELIEVABLY long to get right *deep inhale* Anyways--

I also experimented with a newer take on Rust's design. I believe Helvetica (I'm sorry if I spelt that wrong) was the one who posted a drawing that had Rust's skull as a like physical piece on top of the visor, rather than a part of it (Like a screen), which I thought was REALLY neat so I took inspiration from that. Not only that but I did some more research into helmets--totally didn't just have IG recommend me a guy that does motorcycle stuff with his helmet on so I can get vitually any angle I want. So it should look a LOT better than before lol

What's y’alls opinion? If love some feedback on if the newer version of Rust looks better or like if there's something else I could do to improve on his design (not anatomy because I know it's wonky; I tried lol)

I have to make several canvases for this then merge and spurce them up when done. Zero_One's hand will be erased so it looks like his thumb is over the edge and his palm is inside the box. Idk feels like it fits him, ya know?

Next thing I've got is another big meme dump:

This is the base with colors representing different characters; some of those have already changed* lmao There is a lot of Zero and Rust shipping here

Zero_One is orange. Rust is green. Army is red. Tesla is purple. Doc is blue. Zelimir/Prometheus is pink. Giest is white. Crimson is Menoetius.

This canvas is so big it nearly crashes SAI so I have to divide and conquer just like the color wheel lol

This is also where my newest genius poly ship came from:

I felt bad that Giest was left out and I feel like Army has enough love for both angry bastards (lovingly)

*as you can tell this sketch is one of the changed parts

That's all for now lmao Might add some more WIP stuff tomorrow but idk what all I want to share

[sailorhyunjinz]

Fwb oh mai

Now cherry make a headcanon or reaction whatever that's called. Where you wanna be fwb with them ig

ALRIGHTYYYY LEGO FWB!

also just realised this after i’ve written the entire thing - this is more like what it is to be fwb with them and not them reacting to you asking it SO SORRY BUT IDK I FELT LIKE THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH,,,, right?~

warnings; fwb relationship, skz x gn!reader, mentions of rough sex, degrading, dom/sub!skz, leashes, cum, explicit photos, aftercare 

Bangchan

hmm,,, nobody wants to hear this but,,, he’d fall in love,,, very quick

he loves everything about you and just cant help his feelings?

very very caring

also SAFE SEX FFS HE AINT TAKING NO RISKS HERE

will never admit that he’s a huge softie for you in bed

all types of sweet nothings in your ears when he softly rolls his hips against yours

very much a giver

want YOU to feel good and pleased, his needs can wait,,,

for a while,,,, until he explodes

comes these times where he’s just fucking ruthless

rutting into you like crazy and cumming on your face OOP-

Minho

mother of god he’s rough

he gives you exactly what you want in bed

whether that’s being rough or soft (but mostly rough)

calls you all types of degrading names during sex

bitch, cocksucker, slut, whore, cumdumpster AND SO ON...

allergic to feelings and so this is perfect for him

but even if he’s rough during sex he’s very much mature and really cares about how you truly are

he’s never gonna see you as just a friend he has sex with 

but a friend he really cares about

lets you put your head on his chest and talk about your feelings :(

Changbin

binniebinnie is a tough one,,,

very passionate 

the sex is always very hot, heated and sweaty

there’s hair and saliva everywhere

will always eat you out or eat your ass IM SORRY BUT I SAID IT

but expects the favor to be paid back yk ;))

i feel like this could go on for A LONG ASS TIME

mostly dom,,,, but wont hesitate to sub 

BUT THATS A SECRET!!!

very unexpected??

randomly hits you up

sometimes in the studio because yk he needs stress relief and so you’re his first pick

OH? YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS ONLY FWB??

honey think again. 

Hyunjin

he loves the idea of it

have sex,,, WITHOUT FEELINGS??

but then he gets his feelings involved DAMNIT

sensitive baby (both physically and mentally)

bruh so whiny if you’re busy or dont feel like it

calls you like 100 times

“y/n~ are you sure you cant make it today~? pleeeeaseeee,,,”

you give in because he’s cute

scratch cute when you’re actually fucking

its either pounding into you for an hour or super cute and he’s very subby

he’d feel comfortable subbing for you and so he loves this relationship 

he can get his needs fulfilled and DAMN HE LOOKS CUTE DOING IT

imagine putting him on a leash, his blonde sweaty hair hanging infront of his wide, glossy eyes :( 

Jisung

the lazy fwb

“come suck my dick” is his texts most of the time

very much like,,, fuck and be done

sure he’d cuddle you afterwards but maybe not too much like aftercare??

but if you tell him he would of course try to implement aftercare in your SEGGSY TIME SESSIONS

he usually just passes out and when he wakes up in the morning you’re already gone lmao

he will text you as soon as he wakes up though!!

“thank you y/n, i’ll buy you food”

100% SENDS DICKPICS

also the dirtiest memes

might accidentally say “i love you” during sex 

Felix

the sweetest boy ever

he really cares about how you’re feeling every time the two of you have sex 

“is this fine?” 

“are you sure? i can stop at anytime you know?”

almost gets annoying sometimes LIKE BOY FUCK ME STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

very touchyyyyy~

hands all over you if he’s on top

caressing your waist, nipples and hips

wants to see your face as well (cause he thinks you’re cute)

same as hyunjin in where he’d feel comfortable to be subby with you

will ask you to ride him a lot :(

because then he can see your pretty face when you cum and your entire upper body is on display for him!!

always cuddles you afterwards ALWAYS!!!

strokes your hair and hears your heart beat in sync with his :((

Seungmin

only reason to why he agreed to this was to get out his pent up stress

shy the first couple of times because he thinks its so odd to like ask you for sexual favors?? 

but he gets used to it pretty quickly ;)))

will make sure that you cum every time

HE AINT LEAVING HIS FRIEND UNSATISFIED

also seems like the type to sext a lot

ya know,,, uses it to masturbate ;)) 

but he doesnt tell you that

instead just sends a pic of his cock, the tip leaking with white 

with some stupid emoji

i feel like he doesnt just randomly text you but instead plans days where the two of you meet up and fuck ahsahsha

he wants you to be totally relaxed and not thinking about something else 

Jeongin

shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

even if he knows you and you guys were friends before

he’d almost feel guilty??

because he’d be afraid that he’s using you in some way and that you get the wrong impression of him

so he always buys you food and snacks after fucking ashahsa

its a good opportunity for him to both explore what he likes 

but also to gain some sense of control because i have a feeling that he’d be dom most of the time

he’s often the baby is most situations and truth be told,,, he doesnt really like it

TO AN EXTENT

and so when you actually see him as an adult and he sees that you really likes it when he takes control IT MAKES HIM VERY VERY CRAZY 

also very prone to mixing his emotions into this

[laterzgators]

How the gang would be like in modern times.

Kinda basing this off of texts I have with my friends because I get reminding everyday that my old friend group (kinda still my friend group.) are like the gang.

————

Ponyboy

He would have like an iPhone 6 in 2020. And he would be so upset about it. But he wouldn’t complain cause his brother didn’t have money for him to have an iPhone 11 or something.

He uses every platform to text. He probably only texts like Johnny and sometimes Dally.

Johnny and him would FT for hours and during them be like “look what I sent you.” And then proceeded to a meme.

Still a whiny baby boy but 2020 edition

Didn’t pay attention to politics cause he isn’t voting so he has no say. :/

Would probably watch anime- but like mainstream.

Has two instagram accounts one for public people he knew and a secret one to post what he wanted cause Darry probably looked into his phone-

Tries to show Darry how to use a smartphone. Darry won’t understand it. But he tried.

Track team until COVID hit 🙄

Hated virtual learning. HATED IT.

Especially when Darry didn’t have work that day he would peep into Soda and Pony’s room to see him on his desk on a call.

Pony putting his arm down shooing him away. “Darry...I’m in class please shh.” “Don’t worry bout me I’m just listening. Making sure these teachers actually are teaching ya.”

Somehow went brain dumb with this type of learning some days so when a teacher would ask him to answer something he would mute and turn off the camera or leave the call.

He was happy when he did know the answer a certain day.

• Having to text Johnny or Two bit to join a class cause the teacher was doing attendance.

—

Johnny

Texts Ponyboy and Dally pretty evenly. Though Pony would start being whiny when he didn’t answer. Johnny also probably had an older phone like an iPhone 6 or se maybe even an LG but he wouldn’t complain. He was just fine with having a phone. At least it worked.

Has a whole Instagram account about memes. Pony probably helps manage it.

Watches anime with Pony cause he finds it interesting. Does he understand what’s going on? No not at all but if Pony likes it then it’s okay.

Does really like Naruto though-

He hates school. It’s bad enough he skipped it most days. But now ITS AT HOME SO HE HAD NO EXCUSE TO NOT DO IT!

He would usually join the zoom calls but he kept his camera off and was on mute. His parents were probably arguing-

Some days he could be with Pony at his house and did his zooms from there.

Pony spamming him to join the class.

Pony: “Johnny Mr Fullb-“

Johnny: “I’m about to join just be patient pony.”

Dally sent him a nude once and he was SCARED. Dally used social media for that purpose but we will get more into that later-

He apologized a lot btw-

FT calls were fun cause he would put his phone in a certain position and do work and Pony being high on adrenaline would run around his room and you could see it on camera. It was funny.

—

Dallas

Where do I even start for this man....

TAKES FREAKING A MILLION NUDES LIKE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING ITS GROSS

Poor Johnny once got sent one on accident.

He is still traumatized

Virtual women and real women double bonus for him. He would text or dm one chick and be asking a girls number physically at the same time.

Mans gotta multitask-

Bully people on the internet.

Mainly pony for some reason. He did it playfully but Pony would get upset so quickly-

Pony.boy_curtis posted a picture. Caption: Read this poem at school and I’ve been vibing with it.

Comments: @Dal_winSton: Haha THATS dumb. (And more spam of him that includes 😀 that emoji.)

People would call him an eboy and he didn’t like that. He was just edgy in his own way.

Stole a iPhone 11 Pro so that’s how he has this phone.

GC with the whole gang existence and he was like “This is dumb we see eachother everyday.”

He was a weird teen-

—

Sodapop

My manz always texted Ponyboy when he was to lazy to speak.

Texted a lot of people cause he was that guy. But mainly Steve, Sandy (when they were still a thing.), Darry, and Pony.

His IG was filled with nice pics of him and girls just commenting about how handsome he was. He got annoyed of it at a point and turned off the comment section.

Probably had tiktok and made Pony get it.

Had a free subscription of Spotify and my boy loved his music.

Texting pony is like.: “Hey could you tell Darry that I got the eggs he needed earlier.” Pony never told him. Darry got home with a carton of eggs and started yelling that they wasted money on extra eggs. And Pony stood there after hours of finally looking at the text and would just back up.

Random girls dming asking if he was single.

It made him uncomfortable.

But Steve would grab his phone and say random things to the girls and they’d leave him alone.

He didn’t understand Pony’s memes but liked them cause they were on his page.

He or Darry probably asked later on what it meant.

“Uh-huh.” Is the response after Pony took an hour explaining it.

Still didn’t get it.

Followed every single person he knew or liked on Instagram or any platform.

“PONY CAN I USE YOUR HOTSPOT MY INTERNET ISNT WORKING!!!”

Pony just yelled back sure.

—

Darry

You thought Soda was bad nah Darry is a full on Karen-

Had probably had a flip phone until 2018

Loved Karen memes. Pony would see him liking them on fb and he’d just LAUGH.

Yelling at Pony to help him with his phone.

Pressed the wrong buttons all the time.

Probably had an LG-

DIDNT get texting 🤦‍♀️

Telling Pony not to talk to strangers on the internet.

Would have Rants on Facebook.

He pays for cable even though no one in that house used the Tv except him.

Would be so confused on the GC

“IF YOU ARE GONNA GO OUT WITH JOHNNY PUT ON YOUR MASK PONY!”

In the GC: Two Bit: Calm down Jamal dont pull out the nine.

Darry: Who is Jamal and what do you mean by pull out the nine??

Pony: PFT- CHILE I-

Darry: WAIT I SEARCHED IT UP IN THE GOOGLE DO NOT SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS IN THIS CHAT TWO BIT MATTHEWS!!!

It’s scary seeing him in our times-

—

Two Bit Matthews.

MEME LORD

All the memes all the jokes he understands it.

He is an intellectual.

Was barley passing school. He was usually on his phone in class.

He probably also had tiktok.

Dmed girls all the timeeee-

Hey good looking

You have been blocked by this user

WHA-

Yeah he didn’t realize girls didn’t like that

Had a whole page dedicated to memes because obviously.

DIDNT join virtual school at allllll

He was busy playing roblox like the cool kid he was.

He is legit a 9 year old-

Hated wearing masks but he did it.

Still hung out with Pony and the gang even with Corona.

He spammed the GC at like 4 a.m when he was super sleepy but still awake and asked all kinds of questions.

“If we call an orange orange can we call orange fruit?” Confusion.

He was something else-

—

Steve

Texted Soda during work.

Also texted Evie during work.

Google was his new best friend.

He used google a lot he just did.

Only had Instagram cause Sodapop begged.

He got used to it after a while.

Would get Ponyboy in trouble whenever he posted something that he knew could get him in trouble

Would post pictures of Darry doing random things and say “Superman” in the caption. LOL

Used LMAO a lottt for some reason

On the GC if someone was spamming he’d just say SHUT UP. Like a lot but he would.

He never wore his mask and if he did it was on his chin.

Pictures of chocolate cake.

That’s probably it lol.

——

That’s all. I hoped you liked it. Sorry I’m posting so late lol-

[peachpitmp3]

i have been giggling at "i can't... bear... it" for a solid minute, which is probably longer than it should be? but whatever!! i love puns that was amazing

!!!!! x act lyy. FLIP A COIN. genius. wait wait wait i'm about to do something really dumb ok

*finger guns* heads up,, i have *wiggles eyebrows* Feelings for ya *swaggery grin*

yeah that was. idk. i apologize bestie <3

ay sibling affectionate bullying solidarity!! love that for us. that is fair judgement!! idk what younger me was thinking especially bc i didn't even WATCH the music videos so. yep.

FSJNDLKFHJLWKSDF I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO WRITE BUT YEAH, THATS BASICALLY WHAT I'D WANT TO DO WITH MY CLONE. ohhhhh that and the spider man pointing meme because that would be funny too :D

huh. that's actually really smart and useful i wish i had thought of that shdfkljsdf. pranks would be fun!! oooh plus that would be the first time you actually see your own face, and not just a reflection/photo of it!

oooh okay that does sound really nice and organized and aesthetic-y now i'm tempted to try using widgets and whatnot fjsdl. very fair!! that sounds like a lovely day tbh, very vibey in all the right ways. yes!! so true!! other people saying words and things yeehaw <3. but yeah, youtube essays and commentaries are pretty interesting and fun to watch.

hmm maybe skydiving or jumping off the roof of a building. idk, that sounds fun but also maybe a little scary? so take the danger aspect out and i think it would still feel adrenaline-y but also less terrifying yknow. i can! kind of! i mean i had some sort of succulent that i mayormaynot have forgotten to water for months but it's still alive and thriving so that might count for something?? maybe??

i don't have a particular flower that i'd say is my favorite, but there's a flower called the galaxy petunia which is really pretty!! don't know much else about it but it looks cool :D. ooh ig libraries? because there's something about them that feels more fragile and paper-y than a bookstore, although bookstores are also really nice and have a wonderful feel to them.

can you keep plants alive? what's one of your favorite decorations in your room right now? what is something that you keep meaning to do, but always forget about? do you have a preference for what kind of jewelry you wear?

(ps i'm so sorry for replying to this late, but i hope you're doing great!!) - 🌵

SDGHSGSHSDJF HEADS UP I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YA. SWAGGY GRIN. IM LOSING MY SHIT. PLEASE.

oh my god yes YES the spider man pointy thing that would be absolutely incredible holy shit. i would kill for that.

dude dude yes try the widgets and aesthetics even if you don't keep it, it's a super fun procrastination method and just. a vibe.

damn skydiving or jumping off a roof !! really going out there i like that omg . yeah the idea of adrenaline without the danger would be great i think.

LMAO oh my god that's amazing. your succulent has more determination than i ever could so i admire it a lot. does it have a name by any chance ?

YOOOO DUDE galaxy petunias are GORGEOUS i just looked them up !!! omg !! im obsessed.

yes yes ok "more fragile and paper-y" sooo true. i feel like. okay hang on this won't make sense but i have to try. libraries hold years of knowledge they hold the stories of not only the books held in them but also every person who has stepped through the doors. every person who has brushed their fingers across the spine of a book every person who has curled up in a chair in the winter to get out of the cold every person who has gone through book after book every person who has only read a few every child who races through the shelves and excitedly consumes story after story every old person who sits in a circle with their friends to do their monthly book group. libraries hold communities and infinities and stories of the past and the present and the future. bookstores hold books.

anyways. i absolutely cannot keep plants alive. i own one fake plant and it is in a white pot with black spots so i named it moo. hmmm i have these ivy string lights and i haven't put them up yet (well i tried but they kept falling down) but i love them a lot.

there are SO MANY THINGS. ummm. god i dont even know hmmm. i guess ive just been meaning to watch a lot of shows and read a lot of books and write a bunch of fics and it's not that i forget all the time it's just that i. don't do it? even if i want to

hmmm i don't wear that much jewelry but i guess if i did i'd wear rings ?? they're cool :D or necklaces maybe. most likely rings. for fidget.

what's something small you really want to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? what's something big? do you like it when people ask for your favorite things as icebreakers? like, favorite color/favorite song/favorite ice cream flavor? what was your favorite children's book?

[feliciohno]

40 questions meme

7

7) how do you feel about RPF

Eh it makes me personally uncomfortable ngl but to be fair if someone wrote rpf of me I’d prob think it was funny lmao

I think like idk as long as they don’t SHOW the person they wrote it of and the person is okay with it I think it’s fine ig? Cause lots of youtubers like people writing fic of them (of course everyone has their boundaries and I think those boundaries should be met) and often time people have good humor to them but ya know if they say don’t write it or don’t do something specific in it or even if they change their mind about it I think people should respect that

But at the end of the day ig it doesn’t matter bitches gonna do what bitches gonna do ya know? It just ain’t my thing

SHIPPER QUESTION ASK GAME

[doestalker]

my dreams about louis tomlinson: the masterpost ft. harry styles' cameos

when my parents called me outside the house and there he was, smiling with open arms and saying "it's nice t'meet ya". i cried, we took photos, he even gave me a peck on the lips (manifesting 🧘🏻). and later that evening he took me for a walk to the center of the city where i asked him about harry and he said "oh he's right here" and pointed to a man sleeping on a bench besides clifford, and yes it was harry.

when i was in my dad's house with louis and harry and i was making a dessert for them, and i couldn't get the whipped cream right. so louis was mad, i was sad and harry —being the proper mother he is— said "honey don't be so rude, here zoe i'll do it" and did the whipped cream himself while louis watched him like he was the love of his life.

when i got the "it is what it is" tattoo and posted it on ig and tw, so he dmed me and said "faaa re copiona sos" which in english is kind of "ooooh such a copycat you are" i guess ????? idk

when i was on a birthday lunch with my family and friends and, believe it or not, 1d. suddendly people started dissspearing and i didn't notice until (i stopped writing and forgot lmao, i'll keep it here just in case i remember)

you know those bridges that are over the streets? well i was in one side and louis in the other - we kept trying to reach the other but a car or a truck always interrupted us (and almost hit me lol), and when we tried to cross the street we ended up on the other side, again in front of each other (🚶🏻‍♀️🛣️🚶🏻‍♂️ like this, every time), then we used our brains and crossed the bridge and hugged (◡ ω ◡)

i love this one: i sent louis a meme on instagram like i always do irl, and to my surprise he answered, only it wasn't louis -- it was harry! he said "stop sending memes to my bf bitch, tpwk -H <3" (the meme was probably something like "bro stop existing 😒 like, i'm literally gonna catch feelings 🙄)

that one where i ate a cheeseburguer (i'm a vegetarian) just because louis said to me in the most soft, raspy, sweet ans manipulative voice "just one bite luv, for me"

child!harry and child!louis got married in my grandmother's garden. harry used a tiny bride's dress and veil. louis wore a tiny suit. when it was time to "kiss the bride" louis kissed harry's cheek.

there's probably more but i don't remember 😩 this will be updated <3

[couldbeasong]

1-60 for the ask meme

Ope sorry I did not see this until today. I think I know the one? If it’s not the one you meant just lmk lol

1. Selfie?

You can have this picrew but I wish to be unperceived.

2. What would you name your future kids?

For female names I like: Harmony, Slyvia, Edelweiss, Bethany, and Opal

For male names I like: Uriah, Aiden, Kai, Levi, and Luke

3. Do you miss anyone?

My grandpa and Midnight (old dog)

4. What are you looking forward to?

Going on vacation in a few weeks, the end of the semester, and seeing @calligraphywitch tomorrow

5. Is there anyone who can always make you smile?

@calligraphywitch and my other girlfriend. They’re hilarious lmao

6. Is it hard for you to get over someone?

Romantically? Not really. You kinda gotta just accept it and move on. In the past, always being like: this will never work because of reason xyz helps.

Friendship wise? Absolutely. It depends a lot on the emotional investment I put into the relationship, but I find myself still missing people I haven’t talked to since High School or Middle School.

7. What was your life like last year?

It was weird being a freshman in college and trying to survive. I had a lot of family problems going on along with one of my best friends from High School being on her death bed for a while. A bit of a crisis of faith as well. But we survived, God willing! I miss pre-pandemic times tho

8. Have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

Ask my brother. I’m sure there’s been an instance.

9. Who did you last see in person?

My grandma across the room from me!

10. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

I hide them so well I can’t even find them!

I like to pretend they aren’t there and repress them a lot but idk if I’m good at hiding them from others per say.

11. Are you listening to music right now?

I’m in a zoom meeting for class, so I guess my professor's voice?

12. What is something you want right now?

Freedom

13. How do you feel right now?

Kinda tired, kinda nauseous, kinda bored. Idk I probably need to drink some water.

14. When was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

Uhhhh idk about a week ago? My last hug was probably a week ago too XD

15. Personality description

I like to think I’m funny

16. Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

I work in customer service- everyday (:

17. Opinion on insecurities.

Everyone is insecure about something. It’s kinda fascinating how even though all of humanity is exactly the same (in terms of our struggles and insecurities, we don’t vary) we still judge others for having them. Confidence is seen as a virtue and the most attainable goal. Society profits off of your insecurities tho so be aware of what they are and don’t let yourself be scammed.

18. Do you miss how things were a year ago?

Certain aspects perhaps. But 2019 is gone. It performed and then it left. It can’t hurt us or help us anymore. There’s little use in dwelling on that and wishing for 2020 to be 2019.

19. Have you ever been to New York?

No, but I swear Ima go one day and see a show on Broadway.

20. What is your favorite song at the moment?

I have like three I’m cycling between rn

When You’re Home from In the Heights

Wake Up by Jenny Owen Youngs

Together by For King and Country

21. Age and birthday?

Old enough to know better and October

22. Description of crush.

He’s super great and super intelligent, not to mention super in love with God. Frankly, he deserves better than me. I gotta lot of self-improvement that needs to happen, but we’ll see what happens XD

23. Fear(s)

Heights, drowning, spiders, super dark streets and rooms, not being good enough

24. Height

5′5″ respectfully

25. Role model

It’s changed through the various stages of my life. Rn tho a few of my Christian online friends

26. Idol(s)

I mean I stan Brian David Gilbert, but I don’t idolize him lol

27. Things I hate

Cheesecake, sickly sweet stuff, when someone grabs the receipt out of the printer even though it’s way more effort for them to do so than for me just to hand it to them and it throws me off of my rhythm, fudge

28. I’ll love you if…

You exist (and even not then because fictional characters just hit different lol)

29. Favorite film(s)

Tangled, Ella Enchanted, Enchanted, Howls Moving Castle, Princess, and the Pauper

30. Favorite tv show(s)

Brooklynn 99, Parks and Recreation, Ouran High School Host Club, My Hero Academia, and Bojack Horseman (I’m going through a phase with it rn lol)

31. 3 random facts

Blue is my favorite color, I own almost nothing in blue, people are better at identifying members of their own race better than members of other races.

32. Are your friends mainly girls or guys?

Girls- they’re easier to talk to and approach. Tho I stan and love my guy friends. They are kings.

33. Something you want to learn

Everything? Idk I have an insatiable desire to learn and it switches. Consistently, I want to learn how to make my own clothes, play either piano, guitar, or violin, and detail cars.

34. Most embarrassing moment

Uggg I’m not talking about it and neither is @calligraphywitch

35. Favorite subject

I really enjoyed Statistics as much as I have hated it. My all-time favorite class I have ever taken tho was AP US Literature

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

Graduate grad school, get married, travel overseas

37. Favorite actor/actress

uhhh probably Chris Pratt or anyone who was on Parks and Recreation. Tho Broadway actors, I love Christian Borle

38. Favorite comedian(s)

John Mulaney

39. Favorite sport(s)

I miss playing softball and volleyball so prolly those

40. Favorite memory

There are too many to count. But usually, involve good conversations under the stars after 2 AM.

41. Relationship status

Have a picrew of my sister and me. Keep scrolling and mind ya business (jk ily anon)

42. Favorite book(s)

The Bible lol but fictional book wise, I will always love the Warrior Cats series. Red Queen was pretty lit. The Hourglass Door gave me a love for time travel aus lol. And Library Wars is near and dear to my heart.

43. Favorite song ever

You can’t ask me thisssss

Idk Hope is what we crave by For King and Country

44. Age you get mistaken for

24-30 it depends on the context

45. How you found out about your idol

@calligraphywitch

46. What my last text message says

No xD not disney

47. Turn-ons

When you have a musical playing and the end of one song is the start of another so they bleed into each other. CHILLS or when a line of poetry just expresses how someone feels. OR when different parts harmonize just right

48. Turn-offs

When my computer deletes my homework right before it’s done

49. Where I want to be right now

In a little cabin in the woods

50. Favorite picture of your idol

51. Starsign

Scorpio

52. Something I’m talented at

Reading peoples emotions

53. 5 things that make me happy

Music, Friends, Deep Conversations, Hugs, and God

54. Something that's worrying me at the moment

So much to do so much to see

55. Tumblr friends

Friends and mutuals include:

@calligraphywitch @an-assortment-of-forks @repentance-brings-healing @synthetic-blanket-hairs @loneallegiance @boywiththewand @knightof-cups @a-lil-strawberry @linkedwolf @indygo @obnoxioushair

There’s plenty more than that and I love you all ^^

56. Favorite food(s)

Tacos, Crab Ragoons, Salty Foods, RICE

57. Favorite animal(s)

Wolves and cats

58. Description of my best friend

Artistic, beautiful, supportive, hardworking. She is hilarious and an amazing person. There’s so much to the many reasons I love her I just can’t do it in words

59. Why I joined tumblr

Back in the 7th grade, my friends all had one and helped set me up with one. And that’s that.

60. Ask me anything you want

You want nothing ig lol if you want to submit one I can answer it still

[theshitthatidoishere]

Ask post owo

DoloresdaizhamorganI said: i refuse to believe Neji died. Although I did have a really bizarre dream that during the war, an outbreak spread causing the deceased shinobi, our beloved Neji included, to come back as vampires who WERE NOT susceptible to sunlight, a steak to the heart, nor anything common to end a vampire. Yeah, that's what happens when you've been binging vampire horror for three straight weeks with no interruptions. Btw, NejiTen is amazing and beautiful.

1. What r u talking abt?? neji didn’t die he’s alive and happy and alive 👌

2.hhshahshah ok that’s a weird dream but i admit that neji vampire sounds cool

3. Totally agree

@spaneji-roll has said: What if Neji, tenten and Lee would be secret agents like that one skit in naruto SD? I think we all know tenten would be the bad ass one, Lee would almost get killed with every impulsive decision he would make but he'd come out fine and Neji. Neji is just James bond but better because he's Neji.

Omg yeEeeEeeEeEeeeEs i like this sm, and i love the outfits of that skit too so perfect ✨✨

Why do you ship nejiten? Tenten didn't even cry when Neji died. She just recalled him when Guy and Lee were making a fuss. She said,"Why did you leave me Neji?" Or something along those lines. I don't see any romantic aspect in their relationship. They were just teammates who respected each other. P. S. This is not a hate ask towards Nejiten or what you believe in. I want to know your opinion because yours is the only Nejiten blog I follow. P. S. S. I really like your art. It's so beautiful.

Guys if i could tell i really would but the thing is that i don’t even know what i like nt, once i was seeing papabay’s art on Pinterest (not knowing who papabay was xd) and i said “wow this shit is good” and i ended obsessed just like with everything that i like lmao ;_;

Idk i just like that if they were in a relationship it would be so GOOD AND NOT TOXIC LIKE THE OTHER NART RELATIONSHIPS, like just vibing and respecting to each other, but idk just my brain daydreaming xd

Also thank u sm🥺💙🥺💙💙

Hc that hizashi and gai knew each other before the incident...

Y E S but hizashi and gai are in different generations so idk how...maybe a mission?

That scene where baby neji is training with hizashi....HES LIKE A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR IS SO CUTE !!!

What do you think of LeeSaku?

Sakura deserved better and lee too so yeah i like it 👍

Do you want to hear a song rec? :33

Sure owo

I SCREAMED

I don’t remember with what drawing i got this ask but thank you and sorry🥺🥺🥺🥺💙💙

That is legit the funniest hate ask I have seen, like you need to know your philosophy to understand my insult, p e a s a n t

I still don’t understand if it was a hate ask or just a meme ngl

search deadname remover on chrome web store that might help úwù

I would use that if i had a computer bc it doesn’t let me in the ipad :’(

After Hiashi dies hizashi is waiting there with a Gun.

I WILL HAVE HIASHIS HEAD SO HELP ME GOD-!!!

NANI???!!!

What’s art style bend?

It’s an artist challenge where you have to do a drawing without all the characteristics that define your art style owo

Til that I’m actually taller than hiashi idk why that’s so funny to me but it is...

Hiashi smol hiashi smol

Imagine hiashi get kicked in the head...literally

Yes please....

I accidentally read that birthday post as habirth ppyday, And was very confused. then I realized I was a fuckin moron and read it right, but anyway, habirth ppyday mel since I’m too much of a coward to say it in their inbox

@meloodles happy late bd from part of this anon xddd

Can I PLEASE get a waffle can I PLEASE get a fuckign waffle

🧇🧇🧇

Would you like an egg?

Yes ngl 🍳

wha t does "omnipotenttable mean?

It’s from a nickname that i had a few years ago, when i was making my ig account with some friends they were like “let’s put you table” and i said “just if you put omnipotent before”, and that’s it xd

Rock lee more like broccoli

What’s your favorite brush?

what art piece do you feel proudest of?

This two owo

Have you watched into the woods? Idk I think it’s a pretty good musical.

Nup i haven’t, usually i don’t like musicals but maybe I’ll give it a try

Hey I hope you’re ok, sending you love 💕💕💕

I’m fine now but who knows when I’ll feel like poop again ;-;, I’m trying to not and take advantage of the days that i feel good 💙💙

Does Chile celebrate Labor Day?

Yes we do!

hey i read your tw post and just wanted to send u some love!! pls try to hang in there. i love u and i wanna wake up and see ur art again! i wanna see u interact with asks again! i know hope is hard to come by and even harder to keep but it really is the only thing we can do in times like this. please hang in there! i love you!! ❤❤❤❤💕💗💗💞💓💓💓

You motivated me to answer all the ask today so thank you sm 💙💙🥺💙🥺💙🥺, I’m doing my best I’m almost two days without skin picking myself, i’ll try as much as i can i promise 💙💙, love ya

@catkinies has said : YOUR HEADER!!!! GOLD!!! HANABABY!!! ❤️❤️❤️

We gave explosives to hanababy xddd 🤯🤯

i searched ctm and SHELL YOUR MOTHER??? guess i cant complain but WHAT

Jahsjjakajajja this is a CLASSIC, i would say that’s similar to motherfucker but not really 😔👊

[sumeshi-t]

✨ self-ship tag game ✨

PART 2 | IwaLee (here you go, discord)

sorry if it's corny/cheesy LMAO my brain empty i can't think of anything to make for iwa's birthday i'm such a dumbass. was also supposed to draw an nsfw-ish thing for this but ya girl is feelin’ out of it lately sjhfalhj

How we met:

okay let’s just say i’m smart enough to land myself a scholarship in socal since i’m taking physical therapy anyway

i feel like... we would meet in the library LMAO what asian nerds

maybe i’d end up bothering him with the way i’m murmuring anatomy stuff and talking to myself when studying

so he overhears me struggling to remember that one word and he’s gonna fucking answer for me like okay sorry bud i’m stupid

jk i won’t react like that i’d just be like, “yes!” and turn to look at whoever it was who answered and say thank you because i’m so immersed in my own bubble of “knowledge” and big brain

when i notice that he’s actually cute i’d be fucking red in the ears out of embarrassment when he tells me to tone my voice down lmao so i apologize for being a bother :(

actually says, “don’t mind” damnit his english do be cute. just two asian kids far from home with accents

it’s awkward, but i’d steal glances at what he’s studying. would probably get caught after a looong while, but it’s bc i’ll be blanking off, brain tired

“do you have anything you want to ask?” he’ll be dropping his pen over his notes leaning back and stretching, bending his neck, rolling his shoulders while waiting for my answer

“omg i’m so sorry, i didn’t mean to stare.” then i ask what his program is just bc he could be in one of my classes and i didnt know

anyway, turns out our schedules were pretty similar, we live in the same area/dorm, so like there’s always a chance for us to meet somehow

we wouldn’t give numbers to eo on that same day; like give it about two weeks of constantly bumping into eo before that happens

watch me share my highlighters with him, exchanging notes, passing some snacks beneath the table like its weed or sumn

from lib meetings to getting lunch together to being invited to watch his games (in freshman year i’d still go because i’d be less busier)

i would definitely use the honorifics on him, from “iwaizumi-san” gradually to “iwa-kun”; he won't admit that he likes it because it's a little piece of home

would convince to practice palpation with him because his body is a perfect example–

"wh-why don't you ask someone from your class?"

"i'm not that close with—are you blushing? omg you are!"

somehow i joke around, "i won't touch your dick," then i'd laugh at his reaction.

anyway, in return for using his body as a model, i have to sit through a godzilla marathon with him

the first time he sees me breakdown from the stress he's kinda flustered at first; but he's seen similar things with oikawa so he has a faint idea what to do. damn his hugs feel so warm, so safe

i'm quicker to open up to him, once i got comfortable; and reassurance that if he needed someone to talk to i'll also be there

basically a slow burn best friends to lovers kinda thing

ngl i'd be crushing on him by the time we're entering second year maybe? but because we're friends i always throw the thought away because i don't wanna ruin what we have

but da heart wants what it wants

it would take: the teasing of his buddies back at japan after seeing him post ig pics of us together (it was me who did it, i grabbed his phone); and, my own set of friends getting annoyed at me for always being in denial—all these just for us to finally come into terms with what we feel for eo

"i have something to tell you," we'll say to eo before we enter the lib ksksksk

"oh, you go first-" "no, you-"

it's awkward but i'll be the first to confess and he's 👁👁

"you... what?" "smh don't make me say it again, iwa. does this mean we're not friends anymore?"

"yeah"

"oh..."

"because i like you too. you... wanna go out with me?"

First date x type of dates:

study dates are automatically a thing for sure; we've upgraded from lib to cafe dates

since we're like, friends before this, potential stuff for first dates are already crossed out since we've kinda done them already???

so this issue was raised and his mind said, "then let's redo everything,"

the first thing we did outside campus was go on a foodtrip. because i was craving filo food, and he was craving jap food. and then i have this kinda habit that when i get to eat something delicious, i silently squeal or hum in my seat he finds that cute

the "first date" doesn't really have to be grand because we're like... close friends with feelings. so we don't have to try hard to please each other. everything just feels natural when we're together

anyway, we try out the food we didn't have before. he still prefers sinigang over adobo. he's still kinda amazed where i put all the food after eating a bowl of ramen that's good for two

he's gonna take a pic of me in that excited face i make when the food is placed before me and make it his wallpaper (homescreen) secretly

after that, we're just walking, me telling him about something i watched or nerd talk, then he slips his hand against mine, holding it and pulling me closer that it makes me shut up–so he laughs

"that's all it takes to get you quiet, babe?"

"w-what? also... did you just call me babe? because i didn't think i'd like it,"

"i know something you'll like," he stops walking, then, with his free hand he cups my face and pulls in for a kith kith 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

i am blushing when i tell him, "that your first kiss?"

"y-yeah, why?"

"same"

we were already walking and he swoops in for a quick peck again, "then that's the second,"

he says that with a little frown on his face, cheeks also flushed and ugh soft!lee—i lean my head against his arm because i'm too short to put it above his shoulder. but anyway i tell him, "didn't think you had it in you to be this soft for me,"

"sh-shut up"

it doesn't seem romantic because ✨it doesn't have to be when we're already happy✨

While we’re dating:

he saves all the selfies i send him; whether it's the meme-ish ones or just me feelin' good about myself he's got them saved

notebooks getting interchanged kskskss it's terrible because one minute i'm reading my notes about pharma, then i flip a page and i see stuff about sports science like–???

tho what makes it cute is that he has tiny scribbles on corners in hiragana or maybe kanji and some random zigzag lines over some words–a sign that he fell asleep with a pen in his hand

i have lots of caps (that are majority of my dad's but i like them all so i brought sum) and he just... gets one from behind my door (it's the same energy as the hoodies thing)

and i 🥺 bc he actually looks good in caps like??? sir that's illegal

ok but walks in the beach at sunset

also surfer!iwa???? mhhhh yes yes living the dream honestly

ofc volleyball is involved, he's kinda pleased i can play decently. it's either the gym or vb

he would force me to go to the gym smh "you're a PT aren't you? shouldn't you be moving around too?" i'm gonna grumble but the sight of his er, toned body before during and after exercising is the best reward

actually its a win-win, he likes how my butt is outlined by my jog pants and how for him, i still look good even if i'm sweaty all over

hehe we'd end up getting horny by the time we reach the dorms–you know the rest and afterwards:

"so, you'll go to the gym more often now?"

"if it ends up like this, i wouldn't mind,"

we teach eo our mother language! but only on our spare time. omg imagine him telling me "mahal na mahal kita"??? i'm??? or when he's chatting with oikawa (especially that one time he sent a selfie of him and ushijima) he uses tagalog swear words if he just wants to mess with his best friend

vidcalls with each other's fam—i mean, for my parents they know we've been always close, and like, it will be my grandma/dad who'd ask him, "when will you court my granddaughter/daughter?"

he got so nervous, he stuttered, "i'm... i'm courting her already,"

anyway they approve of him because he is smart^TM and a good man 🥺 because they know he has ambitions in life the same way that i do have my own goals i wanna achieve

meanwhile me, i'm gonna be so nervous trying to speak to his fam, but they're all so sweet so i tell him afterwards, "so that's where you get the softies,"

anyway since this is college we're talking about, every passing year, we both become busy, especially when internships come around

but when he can, he'll fetch me from the hospital with comfort food because he knows it's been a rough day and he wants to make sure i'm taking care of myself 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 lowkey i try to do the same for him because he deserves it; but he says it's okay and that i should be preserving my energy for my studies 😭

[karelysse]

"HOTLG Rework" asdfghjkl I think I love you. Tell me more about the FIC FUTURE ANGST

YEH that meme djkfgjkfjgk im so sorry i forgot about it ;;; i DID end up reworking a bit hotlg!!! took out a few things that bothered me and uh. tried to fix some language issues cuz it was a mess (still is but. less bad ig). i still have a few scenes i couldnt get outta my head that i wrote aside n wanted to add but… didnt do it much bc i feel it was more self-indulgent than anything. so i still have that lil edit folder, for maybe in the future idk

oh lord……. that was a big thing i had all plotted up in my head when i finished chap2…. and stucked me a lil bc i wanted to write it so bad but told myself i needed to finish chap3 first……. and ended up doing neither oh what a mess. so i kinda resent that idea now lmao sdjskjd

basically (i ranted so much to @hanyuwus bout this on twt lmao) its like an angst au that gets set like, 5-6 years from now. Yuzu won oly beijing or didnt go fjfjk cant remember and it doesnt rly matter. He’s SOARING in jpn, hes adored (like right now, but then he isnt such an hermit anymore, goes to talk shows and stuff, does a lot of work for charities, building rinks and whatev) by the public eye. Javi is in spain coaching, doing his thing, he has one good student he’s tryna rile up for gpf, yeh, not much talking actively to yuzu bc you know how it is with yuzu and they never texted much when they were training together anyway. Last time they saw eachother was like, two years ago at cricket by accident, and they’re still very fond, just not that close anymore. Javi had sent him a message of congratulations for his engagement last year that yuzu didnt answer to. javi doesn’t know the girl, but brian told him she was like an actress/singer or something, super super famous back in japan, and yeah javi guesses thats cool even if it came out of nowhere or whatever, he knows its sometimes like that in japan and they look very perfect and happy on pictures. 

BUT THEN

fic starts. javi gets a call from brian. its been three weeks since the vid, the scandal, since yuzu disappeared from the surface of the earth. javi heard of it ofc, everybody did. was worried a lil but it came right at the end of season, when all his skaters were doing 4CC and worlds. and nobody texted him about it, he saw it on the internet like everybody else. basically yuzu fucked up and got caught on tape making out w some guy, when technically he was engaged with JPN’s sweetheart, that girl that everybody loved, for like a whole year. Apart from the fact that hes gay, the scandal is mostly about how they lied to everyone and looked like they had this perfect wedding planned up when rly it was all bullshit. and nobody likes liars, ya know. so yuzu just disappeared, the girl was papped with red eyes and sunglasses next to her parents a couple times, and brian calls javi.

he’s like u heard bout yuzu. javi’s like well yeah omg how is that doing. brian’s like, well its pretty bad. he’s here in toronto with us, he flew right away, but its like the middle of the winter, and people recognize him here he cant go out and its cold and full of paparazzis and im worried about him. i remember you have a shack or something you bought for your parents somewhere lost in the middle of spanish countryside? can we like. ship yuzu there. so he can get so rest. and javi’s like : uh well. yeah yeah ofc send him there if he needs my parents are in the city for the summer the cottage is free. 

so yuzu gets there, arrives in helicopter this dramatic ass bitch, while javi gets to the cottage b4 him to greet him and show him around a bit before he leaves back to madrid. but like. yuzu is not okay, the old lady that takes care of the cottage keeps whining to javi about how there’s so much renovations to do that she cant do bc she’s old, and javi is kinda…. in need of a break too bc of of reasons…. so he stays w yuzu a lil longer. and….. unresolved stuff gets brought up, and gets resolved. and happy ending. two lonely boys find eachother back.

jeez lmao i tried to summarize that but i suck so bad im sorry dfjdkfjdkj BASICALLY its heavily based on the song wake up by eden, and idk if i’ll ever finish it cuz…..ya know idk

[ghoulgourd]

@gay4glimmer tagged all of their followers to do 21 questions and tag 21 people they’d would like to get to know better so yeet

nickname: i used to be called m&m all the time but not so much anymore, and my best friend calls me Quinn (i call her ivy lmao)

zodiac: Sagittarius

height: 5’7

last movie I saw: into the spider-verse

last thing I googled: i was trying to find a review for a face mask that claimed to be holo but couldn’t check so i just bought it anyway (it was iridescent 6.5/10)

favorite musician: prolly dodie

song stuck in my head: that one tik tok meme that’s like “would u take me to the west side” or whatever

other tumblrs: uh my old blog that’s technically my main

do I get asks: not really

following: 476

followers: 20 but my old blog was 108 which is actually why i made a new blog cuz none of those followers were active

amount of sleep: i... genuinely don’t know i sleep maybe 3 hours a night and then sleep all day once i get home and do it all over again

lucky number: 8

what I’m wearing rn: this large pj shirt but I’ve no clue where it came from

dream job: something in fashion! Maybe fashion journalism idrk rn

dream trip: Paris fashion week! @wond-las and i were just talking ab it lol, either that or going to Ireland

favorite food: i actually like salads tbh cuz there’s so many different kinds

play any instruments: i took four years of violin and am picking it up again, i know a bit of keyboard and guitar, and i sing uwu

languages: English, a teeny tiny bit of Italian and Spanish, and enough German to hold a conversation but I’m taking more of it so I’m tryna be completely fluent

favorite song: if I’m being honest or monster, both by dodie in her new ep Human

random facts: My bOdY iS iN ChRoNiC pAiN aT AlL tIMeS but it makes bone hurt juice jokes funnier so ya win some ya lose some eh? Also i really like yak and bison, they both make me really happy and make me feel at home somehow

your aesthetic: femme gay plant mom who lives on a farm with her wife and five yak

for tagging people: literally all my followers cuz that’s just less than 21 people but ig specifically @colliewolf @snaps-in-z-formation @amysavenue and @daughterofapollo8

[grimolkin]

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so! that one lowkey tea filled meme i posted got some responses to go off ig so thats what im gna do. i have negative experience in making structured arguments, so if some of my stupid shit doesnt make sense, im sorry lmao! rant under the cut.

ok. im gna be talking about shiro, adam, and allura, and why i dislike the fandoms response. if you didnt kno already, sdcc showed trailer stuff and revealed on twitter that shiro DID have a significant other named adam, and they broke up before kerberos. im not super informed on this, but the fandom seems to have taken it as uh they were engaged or maybe were bfs and then broke up bc kerberos?? and then shiro has a disease?? idfk man listen. im gonna just be listing some little points but theres ya background lol

1. shiro being gay!

the team told us that shiro did have a significant other, and that his sexuality can be interpreted as bi, gay, whatever. and im so fucking down with that??? ive been w lgbt hcs for most if not all the vld characters, including shiro!! he was always bi in my mind, for allura or matt or whoever just bc chemistry. but this influx of mlm shiro just feels... weird. not saying you cant hc him as gay or whatever, but this one tweet about this one stranger that we’ve literally never heard about once is whats setting it off? i lov lov LOV ,my gay brothers n sisters, but damn if it doesnt feel like bi erasure lol!!!!! im not saying everyone who posts gay shiro is a dirty exclusionist but it really feels like we out here, ignoring that bisexual people exist and are precious n beautiful. idk.

2. allura and girls in general

so. this might be a touchy topic. but i ALWAYS see this shit. boys and mlm couples in general always recieve more attention and love than girls and wlw ships, or just het ships in general. and im not tryna be That Het but jesus christ! i see so many of my fave girls get these years or seasons of development w someone, only to have it overshadowed by one tweet, or one video, or one anything. im really sick and tired of seeing people just go nuts over a pairing that we haven’t really even seen yet, and completely overshadow one thats so well developed and healthy. hhhnhmnh.

3. shallura in general!

as i said before, shallura has gotten seasons of constant development. theres ALWAYS something there for us, and i’d say we’re pretty fuckn lucky!! shallura has parallels with two canon couples in the universe, matching themes, colors, its just really apparent to me that theyre endgame!! or, were- idk where the crew is going with this. but anyway, the introduction of adam, even though the crew has told us theyd been thinking about it for a while, feels so rushed. almost exactly like matts arrival, but worse. yall know how hard shallura has had to fight to be a popular ship? it wasn’t so bad in the beginning, but it still kind of sucked being second to klance. then matt came along, and shatt became a thing, and shallura went under the water yet again. we’ve been pretty steady, but this whole adam thing has just dropped the popularity, and i dont even know why. we know nothing about adam other than his appearance and that he and shiro were a couple. its either this fandom has a PHAT distaste for allura, or just shallura. i dont know, but its jus. annoying. a bunch of the popular shallura blogs are being really gracious and nice about it, but shadam fans seem to be jumping on that opportunity to erase allura and shiros relationship completely and go back to shipping their uwu gaybies!! im willing to give shadam a chance, but im just displeased now because i feel like the fandom is way overreacting. we know nothing about him.

i probably forgot a few things but thats kind of all my opinions. hoo. im heated. hope you enjoyed the rant :ppp

[lgbtdatingblog]

(Long paragraph I’m sorry I just don’t want a fake person sliding into my dms)

Hello! My name’s Marsh. (It’s a nickname). Not really sure what I am sexuality wise honestly? Right now I’m fine with whatever! (Please send girls my way tho I love em.) I just turned 16 less than a month ago. I’m fine with any pronouns. Right now I want a friend but If later down the line something happens then it happens. I wanna be best friends with someone before I date them though. I really want someone that can make me laugh. Someone that I can build a really strong bond with!

I’d like someone that I can joke around with but knows when to take shit seriously. (Also someone that knows how to fuckin spell. If you come at me with “how r u” then go away. It’s just a pet peeve of mine.) also someone that can take care of me, and someone I can take care of. Ya know? I just want the real thing. ((Also a feminist and not an idiot :,) )) I really like memes tbh. If we could send memes daily then marry me.

I also love art, it’s my main passion. I’m trying to be a writer as well, so sometimes I’ll become excited out of no where! So get ready to listen to me rant about a story I’ve been working on for years. I’m also into Steven universe, svtfoe, bnha, inuyasha.. I’m not that in anime but I like some! Also I’m not that good at talking so you might have to come talk to me first ;w; eventually I’ll warm up to you.

If you do want to shoot your shot and date me, get ready for all nighters or late night calls. I might spam you crying about a movie or anime. Also send me pics of ur dogs or cats and I will do the same. I’m mostly on Kik, discord, or IG and rarely on tumblr so you might wanna go dm me there first but here is okay too. It might take me a while to respond though lmao.

IG: innosbandit (art acc) homoanon (personal) Discord: iiRoastingOreos #7148 Kik: _b.o.n.n.i.e_ Tumblr: @unnoticedanon

[pro-sketboarder-tony-hawk]

The meaning behind my url: my friend @stuck-in-the-ghost-zone and i were playing around on my penny board and one of us said it

A picture of me: nah i don’t post selfies

How many tattoos i have and what they are: 5 but more on the way,  “I ♡ U”, a pair of cherries, “baby”,  “oh  🐛”, the beginning of a swing-set that i may or may not finish or turn into smth else.

Last time i cried and why: earlier but i forgot why

Piercings i have: lip, tongue, two nostril, 5 ear

Favorite band: uuuuuh i have a lot of bands/artists i listen to 

Biggest turn offs: that’s private sis

Top 5 (insert subject): [REDACTED] bc this is an ask meme but i wanted to answer all

Tattoos i want: SO many, i plan on giving myself a few more in the following days 

Biggest turn ons: private 

Age: 18 

Ideas of a perfect date: to take a nap w him like the old days 

Life goal: idk

Piercings i want: labret, more ear ones, a few others 

Relationship status: single

Favorite movie: honestly? idk anymore

A fact about my life: i’m addicted to drugs but i cant afford to keep up with my addiction so i’m sober most of the time, drug addiction runs in the family so i know if i get too bad my family will recognize it and get me the help i need, so don’t worry

Phobia: kangaroos

Middle name: marie, but i’m gonna change it (not legally bc i still like it but i want a new name)

Height: 5 ft

Are you a virgin? yes

What’s your shoe size? 5 or 6? idr 

What’s your sexual orientation? bi but if you really care i’m heterosexual biromantic

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? yes yes and yes

Someone you miss: my friends, my ex, and my ex friends

What’s one thing you regret? trying drugs

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: yolandi visser ig but i don’t really know

Favorite ice cream? chocolate

One insecurity: my weight

What my last text message says: “did you fall asleep :<”

Have you ever taken a picture naked? not fully so no 

Have you ever painted your room? no

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? no

Have you ever slept naked? not fully 

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? yes but that’s just how my rooms set up

Have you ever had a crush? duh

Have you ever been dumped? yes

Have you ever stole money from a friend? yes but it was bc of someone else and drugs

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? hell yeah baby

Have you ever been in a fist fight? no

Have you ever snuck out of your house? yeah

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? YES

Have you ever been arrested? nope

Have you ever made out with a stranger? no

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes? i have friends y’know?

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? all the time, my mom didn’t care

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? technically yes but we weren’t close neighbors 

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? yeah

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes sleepovers and nap dates

Have you ever seen someone die? no but it’ll happen eventually

Have you ever been on a plane? yes

Have you ever kissed a picture? not that i can think of

Have you ever slept in until 3? yeah lmao

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? weirdly worded but yes

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? no bitch the sun is bright 

Have you ever made a snow angel? as a kid

Have you ever played dress up? no i don’t think so 

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? thumbs up seven up as a kid

Have you ever been lonely? yes

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? lmao ya

Have you ever been to a club? not yet unless the abandoned one counts

Have you ever felt an earthquake? god no

Have you ever touched a snake? ya 

Have you ever ran a red light? i cant drive

Have you ever been suspended from school? no somehow

Have you ever had detention? nope

Have you ever been in a car accident? yes

Have you ever hated the way you look? yes

Have you ever witnessed a crime? lmao i’ve snorted off mirrors, does that count?

Have you ever pole danced? i wish, they’re so strong yet graceful

Have you ever been lost? literally and metaphorically

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?

Have you ever felt like dying? ye

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? ye

Have you ever sang karaoke? only alone

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yeah 

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? actually yes but bc i choked, idk how it happens otherwise

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? nope

Have you ever kissed in the rain? no but that’s cute

Have you ever sang in the shower? yes

Have you ever made out in a park? nope, also cute, but like pda is rude sometimes

Have you ever dream that you married someone? yes and it was weird bc i was older in the dream and i woke up thinking i was that age

Have you ever glued your hand to something? yes

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? nope

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? um? i’ve forgotten my bra before, and worn skirts/dresses without shorts or tights if those count

Have you ever been a cheerleader? nope

Have you ever sat on a roof top? yeah its fun

Have you ever brush your teeth? yes? i don’t like to but i do when my mouth feels bad

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes

Have you ever played chicken? not in any way 

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no bc my friends know i’m scared of the water, but i’ve gone willingly in my clothes

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? cute but not hot

Have you ever broken a bone? 2

Have you ever been easily amused? who hasn’t

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? ya, one time i laughed so hard i threw up

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? nope

Have you ever cheated on a test? i was a “’””gifted student”””” so of course

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? i don’t think so 

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? yes

Give us one thing about you that no one knows: i love all my friends so much but i’m scared to tell them i love them because saying  “i love you” was never a thing in my family unless it was romantic. it bothers my friends that i can’t say it, and it bothers me too but i just CAN’T say it unless i’m /in love/ with someone, not just friend love them

[parejatel]

Ya know, from the years tht I've been on tumblr, I can say that it's influenced me in good/bad ways. Bad being constantly comparing myself to other users (which is so crazy because I don't know majority of the people I used to follow on here irl also I'm talking years between 2011-2014 when Tumblr was poppin..at least to me it was) which is to say that the internet in general is really the biggest influencer when it comes to young adults...like look how much ig has become so superficial..lmao anyway....the good coming from here is that I've observed and chatted with really down to earth people who prioritize their own personal growth whether it be through their art, music, writings, memes, photos etc..people who genuinely care about telling their own story, their struggles and expressing themselves through here..thats gotta mean something because it sure does to me.

[heavenzdivide]

tagged by bell @tokayhk :>>> ily ty for enabling my procrastination <3

last:

drink: malk 

phone call: my lesbian friend 2 ask her abt her onion on ed sheeran (she passionately hates him lol)

text message: lol-ing at an anti ed sheeran meme my lesbian friend sent me LOL

song you listened to: i can do better frm avril lavigne’s 2007 album ..... u can tell i lost it vnjgbjdfk

time you cried: UUUUUUH last nite bc i went 2 bed at like 5am and i was alone w my thoughts rip 

have you ever:

dated someone twice: yeah i started falling out of love w pharah bt then i bought ovw, so i was morally obligated 2 feel for th characters again .

been cheated on: no lol 

kissed someone and regretted it: nah 

lost someone special: no lol 2x 

been depressed: LOL HOW DO I ANSWER THIS .. 

been drunk and thrown up: omg honey do u want 2 talk 

in the past year have you:

made a new friend: ive talked 2 more ppl bc of esp*rtz lol

fallen out of love: bye compulsory het fictional crushes

laughed until you cried: nah bt until it hurt 2 breathe 

met someone who changed you: nah all th ppl who have changed my life ive known for a while alr (ie bell for 2yrs x)

found out who your true friends are: sure lol

found out someone was talking about you: like? in good/neutral intentions? yeah 

general:

how many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: a lot of my irl friends have tmblrs bt i basically dont follow any of them lol 

do you have any pets?: no :(

do you want to change your name?: no, i like not having doubles 

what time did you wake up this morning: 6am?

what were you doing last night: discording one of my online friends ^^

name something you cannot wait for: to live w my bffl. and get a dog and tortoise

have you ever talked to a person named tom?: ya bt tht was like. eons ago in a phase i dont like thinking abt LMAO 

what’s getting on your nerves right now: im not doin my flashcards! BITCH!

blood type: red

nickname: myl/myles/lins

relationship status: i love sleeping 

zodiac sign: capricorn u__u unfortunate

pronouns: they/he :>

favorite show: HANNIBAL.... GOD IT WILL NEVER BE PICKED UP AGAIN LOL 

college: ???????????????????

hair color: green. like a pine green crayola pencil 

do you have a crush on someone: sleeping 

what do you like about yourself: ............ me when i feel like dressing up ig. my hairs cool ig tho someone called my ac character w green hair like me jared leto so im like . k

firsts:

first surgery: no 

first piercing: no im scared of piercings ;;

first sport you joined: no 

first vacation: ??? prob visiting arizona for family 

first pair of sneakers: im an unathletic gay, i have converse

right now:

eating: i wish cheesecake :(

drinking: my body constantly cries 2 save itself frm dehydration. bt no 

i’m about to: do my flashcards... HOPEFULLY 

listening to: harb streaming dark souls feelsgood

want kids: no, i dont feel like i have th right personality/stamina/patience for kids. theyre cool tho !

get married: sure, id use th wedding ceremony as an excuse 2 be festive and extra vngfjdvk

career: art? illustration? game design? ??????

which is better:

lips or eyes: lips are cute like..... they can have lipstick or gloss or chapstick or nothing idc ... im usually fine w eye contact bt sometimes its 2 much 

hugs or kisses: maybe hugs jst bc i feel comfortable hugging more ppl than kissing them 

shorter or taller: ........................ taller . which isnt 2 hard, im 5′2″ LOL

older or younger: ive dated both, idc. 

romantic or spontaneous: both are cute!

sensitive or loud: more sensitive, i get overloaded when things are loud smtimes. i feel talked over in a loud setting smtimes 2 

hookup or relationship: relationship, im th type 2 get attached lol 

troublemaker or hesitant: ............ idk bt no breaking th law

have you ever:

kissed a stranger: no !

drank hard liquor: whisky lemonade ?

lost contacts/glasses: i have both bt im only supposed 2 use my glasses as backup -_______- bt guess which bitch gets headaches all th time frm wearing them !

sex on first date: NOPE !

broken someone’s heart: oh my god yeah 

been arrested: for being 2 cute? bitch maybe 

turned someone down: no 

fallen for a friend: yeah lmao 

do you believe:

in yourself: no ! bitch 

miracles: maybe? ive done enough assignments down 2 th last minute and still get a decent grade 2 have some belief lol 

love at first sight: no! yes, only in cheesy lesbian ships! bt no!