#yall r so embarassing

[jinreality]

no one cares (clearly) but about 85% of S.Korea's GDP or gross domestic product (basically how much the country makes in revenue) is exports. so yes, in theory, armys boycotting Korean goods makes sense. The first issue though, is that S.K's main exports aren't anything average consumers buy. According to investopedia.com, the largest exports are "electronics, automobiles, telecommunications, shipbuilding, chemicals, and steel"….you not buying tteokbbeoki and banana milk from hmart isn't going to do anything. BuT MaSk KpOp AnD pOp CuLtUrE iS a HuGe InDuStRy- yah sure it is but the amount of boycotting it would take for the kpop industry to cause any change to the situation is insane. You boycotting Hybe or BigHit or whatever is not going to do anything. AND we know well enough that if this little ruse affects other companies, groups, ect. fans will go even more feral and a little Twitter beef among kpop stans will do absolutely nothing to stop enlistment. The 2nd issue is stopping the enlistment in the first place. Like why do you care? every other male idol of age has enlisted and come back. Can you really not handle ur fave doing their civic duty instead of dancing in a harness to the point where you think boycotting a country is a good idea? yall need therapy and a lot of it. you look dumb as hell. BTS doesn't seem to care, probably because they knew this would happen. The government can't really justify them as an exception to enlistment. anyways find something better to do with your time. This might be hard for your little hive mind but try just once to think critically

Edit: I'm a senior majoring in global studies with a concentration on east Asia specifically....yall look like fools

[papaiyatree]

no bc people'll be hating for no fucking reason

[b1mbodoll]

OKAY idk if this makes sense but i can imagine like enha hyung line on a weverse live or sum and theyre joking around going thru each other's wallets and stuff and when they get to jay's they find a nude polaroid of jay's gf and theyre all like 😳😳😳 and its kind of awk on live and all the fans are commenting like "WHAT DID THEY SEE SKFNDJF" and jay's just like oopsie teehee (he's not phased at all he KNOWS his best friends thirst over his hot gf) and later at the dorms jay explains what happend and gf is like all embarassed and jay's like "no babe dont be embarassed ... lets show them the real thing" and yall fuck while the rest of hyung line watch and they enjoy it ofc but theyre also in pain bc they know they cant have u ((jay only goes as far as letting them watch but they can NEVER touch her bc she's his princess and his only!!))

SORRY IF THAT WAS SO LONG U DONT EVEN HAVE TO ANSWER SJDBSJ I JUST HAD TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS

pairings: en- hyungline x reader

warnings: exhibitionism + voyeurism + masturbation + creampies

💌: biting my fucking fist rn omggg AGH

jay’s so unphased by the whole thing n is able to continue the live like normal but heeseung and the other 02z are shifting uncomfortably bc of the tent in their pants !!!!!!!!!! when he tells you about it ur so embarrassed but it quickly turns to arousal bc ur bf’s hot friends want to watch him make you feel good. your moans n cries r like music to their ears n when jay fills you up n makes a mess of your pussy with his cum, their eyes are locked on your hole. he doesn’t let them touch you once, but they are allowed to cum on your body. they all take pictures of your pretty face, tits and cunt covered in their thick loads n jerk their dicks to the images, hoping you and jay take pity on them n allow them all to have a turn with you.

[ma3mae]

MAEEE AAAA I NEED PART TWO OD YOUR "NO BRAIN, JUST HORNY" HC AKSJDJDDJ

Make a part two??🥺🫶Maybe Chuuya and Nikolai?

No brain, just horny! 2

Summary: Oh no! Your bf's acting all hot! What to do??? (Chuuya, Akutagawa, Nikolai, Fyodor)

Genre: fluff, crack, bit suggestive 🤓

Warnings: TO HORNY JAIL WITH YALL 💀✋

A/N: ANOONNN WKDJEKHFKS HERE U GO, SWEETIE 🤩🤩🤩 how can yall find rat man hot, idk man 💀 his parts rly short bc I CANT WRITE HIM so see it as a small extra 💀💀 not proofread btw 💀

Part 1

Nakahara Chuuya

😳 yall wanna get railed by this man, huh??

Cant blame u tho 💀😭 😭

honestly i think his reaction would prob depend on his mood, lowkey like rampo

Just that his reaction would be a bit more intense EHEH

idk if hes kinda busy at the moment and annoyed bc work is being a hoe, hed prob be all impatient like "Damn, doll. Im barely holding myself back as well so just wait a bit, will ya?"

As much as hed love to indulge u immediately, he still values his work yk 😔😔😔

ok yk what would be funny tho? Like he told u he'd be having a meeting at his work place and honestly, its not hard enough to know where it is bc its like legit one of the highest buildings (idk maybe even the highest???) in yokohama lmaoo

And you've been waiting for him to come back home after two weeks but noooo, he has to report everything to his boss 🤓🤓🤓🤓

so you're like "alright, im horny and been waiting for too long."Guess where we're going yall 😋😋😋😋???

TO HELL

Jk nah but we makin our way over there and lets just say they only know u as "the love of his life who def shouldnt be messed with if they wanna live" bc he'd go haywire AS HE SHOULD if anything happened to u 💀

Anyway we know when the meeting's being held so oopsie, we "accidentally" manage to find him in the hallway with some of his colleagues

"Oi, isn't that your girlfriend over there, Boss??" not only tachihara but everyone's confused on why u r even there??

Chuuya just whips his head around and doesnt know if he should just yeet himself outta the building or be happy to see you bc

YES

YES HE DID MISS YOU BUT WHY ARE YOU THEREEEE??💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😨

its especially bad if our boy still hasn't told you what hes actually doing bc no way in hell wants he to drag u into that shi 💀

Anyway you're just too excited so u ignore his to tomato face with a twitching eyebrow and you start to jog towards him but damn tf is that???

OF COURSE theres a bump sticking outta the carpet SMH SUE THE CLEANING STAFF😋

And obviously we all know whos gonna trip on that

But as embarassed as he is, your future hubby will make sure that you won't end up on the floor 💕💕

all you feel is a slight gust of wind and you can only open your eyes to see his gorgeous ones

"Don't just fall for me every time you see me, doll." LMAO thats so corny and he actually gets even more red when he realises wtf he just spouted out of his mouth but he couldnt help it 😭

Especially when hes holding you bridal style in his arms and you can feel him subconciously squeeze you tighter against him bc he missed his wifey

and we are just too whipped to stop ourselves from saying "Chuu chuu, i just couldnt wait anymore. Can we move this to our place? I'll be anything you want, even just a hole for you, mkay?"

HAHAHAHA WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS 💀

thats the EXACT question that goes through his mind as he just stares at you like 😳

But he cant deny that it made him feel hot, even down there a bit...

"Come in when you're done, Chuuya." is all you hear from HIS fking boss as he just sends the both of you a smile as he enters the room before closing the door

Help our man, hes so TORN

All he can do is take a deep breath, trying to stop his face from heating up bc its already hot enough as it is

He'll gently set you down but still keeps a secure grip around your waist with one arm

His gloved hand tilts your face slightly up and all you see is a sea of blue

Letting his gloved thumb slowly glide on your bottom lip

"You really like teasing me. Dont'cha sweetheart? Just give me 15 minutes and then we'll be at home. Honestly might scold you for your little stunt but it's not like you don't like that, right? But I gotta say...."

cherry sweet lips lock onto yours for what seems like only a second before feeling them on your forehead

"I did miss you pretty much...and I'll make it up to you. Thanks for your patience, love."

now YOU'RE the one who's face is about to explode and that annoying ass smirk of his isnt even helping u but oh well

He should be lucky that you're so in love with him and that his handsome looks always manage to hold you back from yelling at him out of embarassement 💀😳

He gives you a peck on the lips before giving you on last squeeze

"Only a little bit longer, okay? Will give you a proper kiss when we're at home."

He makes his way back but stops "Also I love you but please... wait at home next time. No need for anyone to see your cute ass here. Only mine to look at, yk.." the last part kinda gets muffled under his breath as he tilts his fedora down to hide his heated face but welp, ofc u heard everything 😋

Anyway, you let him go to his meeting with a wave with ur hand bc he did promise to make it up to you and your body would be tingling with excitement until yall get back home for yk what 😋😋😋💅

Akutagawa Ryunnosuke

ngl he'd make a similar expression to this pic here 💀 like hes fking constipated or smth

Give my man some time pls bc its his first relationship and he needs some minute to get it through his head that you feel sexually attracted enough to him to yearn for him, broo

"Can't you just... wait until we get home? Why now?" SKKSKS you think he sounds so pissed but hes just so confused 💀😭😭

lmao just came up with a ridiculous scenario

idk some random wannabe gang is stirring up some trouble in yokohama

And how do u resolve this problem as fast as u can?

By sending one of ur best men there who legit just slices them all in mere secs 😋

but wait whats that?

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

You just stare wide eyed at your boyfriend as he stands there infront of the mall, choking the living shit out of what seems to be some weird thug

"Ryu, what are you doing here?"

He just clicks his tounge out of annoyance and casually tosses the man to the side as he makes his way towards you

Stopping infront of you, you only see his furrowed eyebrows and the annoyed look on his face

But if you look closely, you'll see a glimpse of worry in them💕

"I could ask you the same thing. Didn't I telll you to stay at home? And specifically to not enter this area?"

You can only sheepishly laugh at his words and the huff at your answer wasnt that helpful

"Well, the mall here had your favorite tea on sale and I really wanted to surprise you with it!"

He just puts a hand on his face as you peek over his shoulder, only seeing whips and bits of rashomon dealing with the thugs while you boyfriend seems somehow unbothered by their presence, hell he was legit not even aknowledging them at this point 💀

"Let me just finish this real quick and then I'll take you home."

"But I still have t-"

A glare from him immediately zipped your mouth shut, deeming it unnecessary to argue with him any further since he could be very very stubborn

"Just stay behind me and wait."

If you had to be honest, watching your bf just casually beat the shit out of 20 or more men without even breaking a sweat made you feel really hot

He might be stoic, blunt or whatever everyone would call him but at the end of the day, he'd make sure you're well protected and cared for, even if it would take some nudges from you to guide him

He was a fast learner after all in every aspect of your relationship

And it wasn't until he poked your forehead that you snapped out of your trance, your face beet red and only for him to raise an eyebrow at you

"Don't tell me you got sick from just being outside for a bit? I really don't know how someone frail like you had managed to live for so long."

Harsh words yet the gentle press of his hand against your forehead was telling a different story

"Hm, you aren't heating up that much. But I'll still be taking you home."

"Can you stay with me then? Because honestly, watching that fight somehow made me really horny."

🤨 > 😳

"Are you kidding me? How does watching me beat the shit out of some random wannabe thugs make you horny?"

You can only groan at his answer but couldn't keep the smirk on your lips from growing as you noticed the red hue on his cheeks

"It's just hot to see how easy it was for you to just casually fend of all of them. Not to mention, that it's always nice to have a reminder what a strong and reliable lover I have. I'm just really lucky, I guess"

Ah, you smart vixen.

Always using his praise kink for your advantage and oh boy, he knows

But he just can't help his rising pulse at what your words just do to him

"W-Why-? Y-You-???"

Suddenly he grabbing your hand, he turns his body away from you, only his back in your sight as he continues to walk

"Ryu, are we walking ba-"

"Told you I'm taking you home. Someone has to make sure nothing happens to you since you probably wouldn't even know how to defend yourself."

"Aah, I see. Well I'll be sure to thank you properly when we're at home." 😋🤩

A hitched breath and his grip tightening around your hand really made it difficult not to laugh at him

Well, atleast it was nice knowing that you weren't the only one eager to get home asap 💀💀

At the end, you thanked him as promised and he made sure to make you feel safe as always

"Oh, thank you for the tea... I guess.." he'd mumble in your ear as he pressed your back against his chest, his arms tucked comfortably around you. 🤭

Nikolai Gogol

erm 😨 how about no?

Do u not value life?

Jk but his goofy ass would NEVER let u rest if u even show him a tiny bit on how horny you are 💀💀💀💀

bro's like "ew human desires, they only bind u" lowkey (not as hard as fyodor but yk what i mean)

but hes sadly down bad for his future or maybe already wifey so 😉 how could he 😉 say no 😉

like idk lets say for whatever reason u r also part of their rat gang 💀 and its honestly a big headache to endure his weird and annoying antics every day

But thats what made u fall in love bc u have bad taste 😋😋😋 same tho

is prob gonna tease u about that too like "Oh, Y/N~ So many men out there and yet you still chose me?? Either you're just very desperate or you just don't care at all! But don't worry, I'm more than happy to be the one who's on your mind all day 🤩🤩🤩" he says as he's casually bombing a whole building and kills hundreds of people 🤩

Thats for sure gonna be blowing ur mind for weeks 💀 IM SORRY

throw him into a trash can or smth 💀 jkjk maybe im not 💀💀

anyway back to the scenario 💀

lets say hes as always acting like the 🤡 he is and disrupting everyone's life by being plain annoying

Ok so fyodor threatened to kill him for the 100th time? Check.

Sigma's crying in his office bc he just escaped random pairs of scissors flying at him for the whole day? Check. someone has to cut that atrocious hair away, okur💀💀💀

Getting hit by gf after randomingly stealing kisses from her?

Che-

"But why won't you let me kiss you, Y/N????"

Dodging his attempts for what would seem the 30th time for the day, you hastily continued to make your way to Sigma, a box of self made cookies in your hand.

"You've been harassing everyone for the entire day as always! And don't get me started on what you tried to do to Sigma!"

You could only hear a whine as fast footsteps tried to outrun yours, you wanting nothing but wanting to somehow lift Sigma's spirits up since no one else would make their time to comfort him after the inhuman pranks your boyfriend couldn't refrain from doing

"But he's just so funny, you know! How could anyone resist not teasing him all day?!"

"Teasing doesn't mean endangering his life! Only because YOU don't like his hair!"

"Hmm, but won't you atleast give me one kiss before you go?"

"nope, never. Bye!"

Aah, you really shouldn't have challenged him 😨

"Well, then I guess you won't be needing that then!"

"Huh?"

A

"NIKOLAI GOGOL?! GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOX BACK!!" only hearing maniacal cackling quickly distancing itself from you, as he ran away with the box in his hand

Ah, he really was blessed with the perfect ability for him

Too stubborn and annoyed to realise his intentions, you quickly followed him, the urge of wanting to punch him pulling you towards him like a magnet

"A chase is what he wants? Okay, he'll get it." 😋😋

Knowing immediately that he made it too easy for the both of you as he nonchalantly laid on your shared bed, crumbs on his cheeks as he enjoyed your cookies, his mask casually laying next to him.

"You are more than an annoying child, you know that?"

"Yep but I don't care! Also how dare you only make cookies for your friend when you've got such a loving partner like me!"

A groan slipped out of you as you walkes over to him, earning yourself a "HEY?!" as you snatched the box away from him

"If you wanted some, you could have just asked like a normal person. I wouldn't have minded sharing some and Sigma probably not."

"Ugh, like a normal person? You know that's just boring~ buuuut if you really want me to then-"

You felt a pull at your wrist, making your chest hitting his as you landed on top of him, affectively stradling him

Both of your hands at the side of his head as you tried to lift yourself up, yet the arm around your waist stopping you, your faces only mere inches away from each other

A smirk splayed on his face as he wiped the crumbs away from his lips with his gloved thumb

Pressing it softly against your lips, the movement ingrained in your body as you opened them without any protest

a low chuckle at your cute actions as you licked the crumbs of his thumb before releasing it with a soft 'pop'

"Is that normal enough for you, my dove?"

Not letting the heat on your face and body stop you from throwing remarks at him, you merely stated "That wasn't asking, just plain seduction at this point."

Letting his eyes trail over your body and the hands next to him, tightly clutching the sheets only spurred him further on.

"Well, I've got your attention now, right?"

"You're lucky that I love you."

"Isn't it good to know we're both obesessed, dearie?"

A whine left his lips as you tucked at his hair at that statement, grazing your teeth across his neck before harshly biting on it.

"Well, then end what you've started then."

"Gladly."

Getting hit by Y/N after randomingly stealing kisses from them? Hair pulled, make out sessions and more after annoying them? Double Check.

Fyodor Dostojevski

💀 im dead, you're dead, we're all DEAD

ok jk he wouldnt kill u bc even if he wont admit it immediately, he loves u 😋

but why would u feed his annoying god complex like that 😨😨

but guess what 😋 youve always had bad taste so why not be together with a terrorist 🤩

Ur only dates would be either sitting in his stinky room full of computers as hes been sitting there for days and you're chilling on his lap

or yall actually go outside to ruin someone's life 💅

and honestly, what better way to confirm that humans r horrible af when he sees you get turned on by his horrid acts 💀💀💀

"I just took a life infront of your very eyes and all you say is how hot that is? Well, aren't you ruined to the point of return? But that's what makes you so interesting, I guess."

UGHH IDK HOW YALL CAN LOVE HIM 💀💀💀

i think it would be rly difficult to actually turn him on as well at first

Or catch him off guard tbh bc all you'd get is a condescending smirk of him just teasing you

He'll prob also just call u out about how horny you are but its ok bc he loves having that effect on you 🤩

"Is it seeing someone's eyes lose their light? Killing the gifted because the world would be purer without them? Tying them up and choking the life out of them? Or is it because I am the one doing these acts? Planning it all out, only for you to witness it? How about I'd do it to you, hmm?"I FEEL ITCHY AFTER WRITING THAT 💀

tbh it depends how "horny" u r tbh bc he'd prob make you beg for it first by just telling u off n stuff until you cant take ir anymore

Like if you want him then SHOW him how much you want him 🤩

he prob has not that much of a stamina but he'd make up for it with technique what am i writing rn😭😭😭😭

anyway you'd def be satisfied but he'd prob make you work for it first before tending to ur "needs"

im crying i hate this

😭

A/N: DAMN already hit 400 followers?? thinking of maybe doing smth for that, idk what tho. Got too many ideas 💀 and lmao sorry for the radio silence 💀 writers block and life, we love it.

[something-awful1]

my thoughts while rewatching all of Helluva Boss in honor of the S2 trailer PT 3

TRUTH SEEKERS - i sMelL.... c o l o r s 😮 - unrelated but i love the background music? like helluva has such a good soundtrack why didn't we get that for hazbin - i just like complaining - MOXXIE IS T H E BITCH - he's so me - i love this episode so much - blitz looks so chill this is so silly - I'm a VirGo- - I LOVE MOXXIE - i love the fight choreo in this episode so much - blitz is just :p - im sorry what is bitch juice - IT WAS ABOUT UGLY HORNY CATS HAHAHAHA - cue the coolest sequence in indie animation ever - IT TIS NO PRANK BITCH - BECAUSE YOUUU - MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY - ARE TRIPPING BAAAWWWWWLLLLLSSSS - brandon has the best line delivery istg - woah wait scribble moxxies dialogue is some of the best written dialogue in all of vivzie's projects - this animation is so cool i'm sobbing - this is one of my favorite episodes, i remember watching it when it came out and like actually sobbing - the dhorks are idiots why did they give them the truth serum but like not ask them any questions while they were under the influence of it? like- what was the point - THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING FIGHT SCENE EVER - no thoughts, head empty, just truth seekers fight choreo - see this is what happens when animators actually take time to make their projects look good, instead of trying to get everything out as quick as possible - millie is the coolest, go break that guy's neck with your thighs, get it bestie - OMG I HAVENT SEEN THIS EPISODE IN FOREVER I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE STOLAS - GET IT STOLASSSSSSSSSS - this is literally the coolest sequence - OWL IN A CAGE INSTRUMENTAL SPOTTED - bryce pinkham the line delivery of "how the FHUCK-" was perfect - this whole scene is perfect - HELP THE DHORKS LOOK SO CONCERNED AFTER BITZ AND STOLAS MAKE OUT - yeah this is the best episode so far, hands down OZZIES - i have never been more not ready - i have no thoughts on the beginning ngl - ugh the lust ring is so beautifully drawn, really some of vivzie's best backgrounds - not the bouncer dude implying that three people can't make one couple 🙄 - "that's a mood, gabriella" LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST STOLAS LINES - his date outfit is so pretty - THE BOOKS ON HIS CHAIR HELP HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT - blitz is so frustrating right now FUCKING TALK TO HIM INSTEAD OF SYPING ON M&M YOU PERVERT - FIZZZZZZ BABYYYY - damn imagine blitz realizing his ex-best friend and celebrity ex are at the same club as him while he's on a "date" with a goetia that must be fucking embarassing - fizz's "let's fuck him up babe" look is my favorite thing - house of asmodeus is peak songwriting, like i don't think vivzie will ever top this (i fucking hope she does though) - UGH THIS MAN'S VOICE - these two are the biggest fucking hypocrites - "you used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all! i hope you didn't give it up, so you and him could get it up" is so gorgeously written and delivered - i could go into a whole analysis on stolitz rn but you could go read any other analysis on this episode and read the same shit so im not gonna - help why did he drive stolas hope? THE MAN CAN TELEPORT - stolas is so expressive i love him - OHHHH QUEEN BEE TAKES PLACE LIKE AT THE TAIL END OF OZZIES THAT MAKES MORE SENSE (queen bee took forever to come out so i was confused, i kinda forgot)

QUEEN BEE - ew i remember hating this episode so much - this feels so unfinished already - this is vivzie voicing the poodle bitch, isn't it - keshaaaaaa - i don't wanna listen to this song ngl - okay but the visuals are kinda good and i do love her voice - this must've taken forever to animate - HELP THE ONE SILENT LOONA LINE MAKES ME CRINGE SO HARD LIKE WHAT WAS SHE SAYING - she sounds like... constantly wasted as fuck - people definitely ship loona and bee don't they - i don't but like... i know someone does - i've heard a lot of people call bee bitchy, and fake, but yall i feel like she's being genuine - help she changes her mind so fucking fast - okay okay i don't hate this episode that much - blitz's little arm wave help - for reference i write all of these between the hours of 10pm and 3am, this is my complete, honest, unfiltered opinion - yeah this episode wasn't as bad as i remembered

[dinozarr]

I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS @/SAETORU MF. HER NEW RESPONSE TO THE WHOLE DISCOURCE HAS LEFT ME TWITCHINGGG!. THIS IS WHAT A MANIPULATOR AND A NARCISSISTIC PERSON LOOKS LIKE! YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE! THE WAY SHE HAD TO BRING UP SOMEONE USING FAKE TAN FROM AGES AGO BUT NOT ACCEPT A SINGLE WRONGDOING ON HER PART WHICH IS WAY WORST!? SO EMBARASSING😭 READING EVERY WORD OF IT FELT LIKE I WAS HEARING A 15 YEAR OLD'S COMPLAINT. She knows damn well shit is finally catching up to her, her response has proved everyone who have called her an immature prick correct. Baffled how there are still blogs out there supporting her? LIKE MFS RUN WHILE Y'ALL STILL CAN BECAUZE MISS MA'AM WILL COME FOR Y'ALL TODAY OR TMRW LIKE SHE DID FOR ALL OF THESE WRITERS WHO GOT DRIVERN OFF. GET TF AWAY FROM THIS MADMAN OR COUNT YOUR DAYS 😭😭💀 Someone like tee can be nobody's friend, I'd feel deadass ill to have someone like her even a feet away from me.

NAH WHAT😭bro i used to know someone like her and i can def say it’s both mentally and physically draining so idk how these mfs r doing it tbh☠️☠️

narcs will never admit their faults and always play the victim card so i’m not surprised she’s fuckin doing this. the bitch is slower than me and i’m supposed to be the autistic one☠️👎 (yall i’m joking MOVE)

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

im just starting this off by saying i can't believe i mispelled 'sight' as 'site' in the last ask holy shit thats so embarassing :(

ALSO 🤤 ANON. ILY. IM SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN RESPONDING TO MESSAGES BUT YOU HOLD A VERY SPECIAL PLACE IN MY TUMBLR (along with brie, duh....)

YES FINALLY SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T LIKE ONE PIECE. it's one piece this, one piece that, like what about yall make sure your sanity is actually in one piece 😒

im glad yall worked it out!! brie ftw <3

THEY'VE BEEN ADVERTISING A DATING APP??? WHAT IN THE WORLD I HAD NO CLUE THIS WAS GOING ON...to be fair tho isn't every dating app sorta kinda the same anyways 😭 (if anyone here wants to know shaky anon's results here they are ... http://bdsmtest.org/r/5bFPyXTs)

YES!! BEING VAIN IS A-OKAY (thank you, i tried my best)

IDK?? WHY DID MY PROFS DO THAT TO ME???? IDK IF I GOT A GOOD GRADE BECAUSE THEY STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED.... FINGERS CROSSED IG

brie it's alright if you don't have snippets HAHAHAHAH maybe instead of snippets you could do like 'projected release dates'.... BUT IN ALL HONESTY ITS REALLY GRATIFYING TO SEE FIC SNIPPETS BASED ON MY ASK IDEAS 😭😭😭 WHEN I THINK OF MORE ILL TELL YOU BUT THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING AND LISTENING TO MY IDEAS????

hunger games back to doctor who and percy jackson is actually so real.... DID YOU BINGE ALL OF IT???

ngl... i just talked to my situationship (i hate that word but thats literally what it is to me) and chill with family HAHAHAHAH (and i finished bloodhounds but that was always gonna happen)

-UR BIGGEST LOVER FAN, 🫨 ANON

I’m not even lying i did not even notice so don’t stress too much !!

YEAH. ALONG WITH BRIE. Y’ALL ARE SUPER LUCKY YOU’RE GOOD AT REMEMBERING TO INCLUDE ME IN THESE DECLARATIONS OF PLATONIC AFFECTION FOR ONE ANOTHER

NO FR ONE PIECE FANS ARE LITERALLY SO OBSESSED WITH ONE PIECE IT’S SCARY THATS TOO MANY EGGS IN ONE BASKET THATS TOO MUCH MILK

Actually no one can ever escape me if you stop sending asks I’ll show up at your front door (…./j)

AH IM SORRY IM CRY LAUGHING AT YOUR TOP THREE A SUBMISSIVE DEGRADEE BRAT 😃 YOURE SO REAL NUMBER ONE SHAKY ANON

AND NO EVERY DATING APP IS NOT THE SAME THE BDSM TEST ONE WOULD BE DIFFERENT AND ALSO HINGE IS THE PERFECT COMEDY APP. HINGE IS FOR FUN MEANINGFUL CONNECTIONS. TINDER PROFILES AEE BORING TINDER IS BORING.

FINGERS ARE VERY CROSSED 🤞🏾

PROJECT RELEASE DATES WOULD BE SO STRESSFUL WDYM I WOULD HAVE TO SET MY OWN DEADLINES IF I TOLD Y’ALL ALL THE DEADLINES I GAVE MYSELF ID BE FUCKED I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE POSTED SOMETHING FOR THE NEW YEAR AND BRIE DOESNT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THAT FIC WAS GONNA BE i think maybe i thought i would finish the jihoon fic by then??? I don’t know why cause it’s such a huge project for the five people who will read it

DID I BINGE ALL OF WHAT I DONT REMEMBER I BINGED EVERY HUNGER GAMES THING AND I REREAD PERCY UP TO THE TITANS CURSE (i got distracted) AND THEN I LIKE WATCHED OLD WHO ON THE TV EVERYDAY JUST WHATEVERS PLAYING ON PLUTO TV

BOO DROP YOUR SITUATIONSHIP UNLESS HE’S GONNA FUCK YOU LIKE THE SUBMISSIVE DEGRADEE BRAT YOU ARE AND FUCK YOUR SITUATIONSHIP IF HE DOESN’T GET YOU OUT OF THE SITUATION AND PUT YOU IN RELATION

[nectarine-neuroticism]

i stg if i get academic-splained by one more bitch i am going to explode. im in my own living space. making a joke. [vent in tags/completely disregard this i'm just aggravated and i have anger...troubles]

edit~ why are the tags out of order im in hell

[patrocles]

whatever’s happening on tumblr doesnt compare to the girlies sexually harassing nicholas braun on twitter

[rat-clown420]

tumblr why are you recommending eating disorder posts to me. tumblr how was that "based on my likes". then i look at their blog and theyre like "im not encouraging any one elses ed" girl when you post about how good you feel when you lose weight and how much more u wanna lose, what do you think thats doing? their brains are rotting and theyre loving it as long as theyre skinny

[ladyvesuvia]

imagine not being in middle school but still depending on your group mates to do shit for you

[relax-and-read-on]

Praise kink HC for who has it and who doesn’t

Hehehe

Praise kink of the primarch

Horus: God yes. Call him a prince, a king, in bed. He has to be told that's he's the greatest ever, at all time, or he can't get hard lmao.

Sanguinius: He's kinda uneasy with people praising him. In contrast, his sub side make it REAL EASY for him to be a good boy and call his partner perfect with adoring eyes.

Alpharius Omegon: They have a kink for a job well done that no one know about. Anti praise kink.

Jaghatai: He doesn't need it, but LOVE praising his partner. Seeing them loose their shit is just... So delicious to him.

Magnus: HAHAHA OH BOY. On competitions with Horus and Pert for biggest praise kink. Call him a King, a god in bed, and he will prove you right.

Leman: A two way street here. Love being called the best lay in the world, but will also call his partner amazing for taking him so well.

Angron: Less talking, more actions. Gently showing him that he's doing great is so much more effective...

Lion: People in bed need to shut up and be fucked, that's it. Any talking greatly annoy him.

Vulkan: Don't praise him for how big his dick is he's gonna be SHY. He does like being called nice and sweet, as it make him grin like a fool.

Perturabo: OH LAWD. Probably the BIGGEST on this list. Just want to be called a good boy as he fuck his partner, the daddy kink also get tangle here.

Mortarion: Usually very silent during sex, but would b r e a k if someone started gently praising him. He need it bad. Might cry.

Roboute: He get praised so often, you think that shit does anything to him??? Nha, he got a degradation kink. Why do yall think he got himself a big tiddies dom elf goth gf???

Rogal: the praise has to be genuine, and also it work better if it's part of a play. Praise him for taking a lashing well, that will get him hard.

Fulgrim: it's actually a bit paradoxal, but not so much?? Sure he love being called the bestest that ever was, but he honestly prefer showing off than being just all talk.

Ferrus: Doesn't do much of that stuff... But love telling Fulgrim how much he love him. It's not praise, but honestly its cuter.

Corvus: Praise make her EMBARASSED. SO MUCH. God it's ridiculous. She love it but the embarrassment is part of the kink here.

Konrad: No. Nuhu. Maybe, if he's in a mood, he can be praised a tiny bit. It has a 50% chance of backfiring and making him crush his partner windpipe. Wich, if your Sevatar, is just added bonus.

Lorgar: oh fuck. Oh FUCK. Let him worship someone. Let him get on his knees and softly mouth praise against their skin. He need to be validated, to be loved by his object of praise.

[causeicanmakethedevilcry]

snk 139 lol

Last time ever talking about this, because if ya’ll can’t tell, I hated the assassination of Eren’s character and all the plot holes that Isayama I guess purposely left out. He really said let’s end them all, and he meant us the fans.

In truth, to my last post about possible endings, I got one thing right. We been knowing that young Grisha was the one in the last panel holding baby Eren, with the words “You Are Free”. Though if anything, these wasted pages managed to ruin eleven years of astounding storytelling with many contradictions mostly taken and done by Eren’s words and I suppose explanations of his actions the last 20 chapters we have been stupidly reading.

First of all, how he retells Armin about how Ymir wasn’t a slave, and suffered greatly under/serving King Fritz...because she loved him? What? Excuse se mua? Slave child r*ped and killed, but all is fine and dandy because she was the one there? That was when I though “Fuck off Isayama”. Let’s not even begin where the hell she is right now or what she thinks or what will become of her. She’s has been left out, in the trash, in the dust.

Secondly, I still can’t quite process how Eren reacted to Armin about Mikasa in the most creepy of ways of “I can’t see her with another man” (and the fact that it came out of nowhere?) Together with the fact that Eren committed the Rumbling because of her answer back in chapter 123? So...not because of Eldia, and his need to have his people freed? He backtracked eleven years of work and dedication of a character that wanted to change the ways of his people...to a friendzoned little crybaby wannbe Lelouch Zero Arc? Embarassing.

Though we got Eremin peace and almost their love being proven. If honest, I cried and loved their hug and last goodbye. That should’ve been endgame couple. They were the real love story, fuck. They made more sense in my thinking.

Thirdly, I am grieving Mikasa too. We can see her leaving with Eren’s severed head to bury him and spend the rest of her live alone by ‘their’ supposedly tree. Wow. Quite something else, and you bet I was horrified. For Isayama to tie Mikasa’s character entirely to Eren and end her story with such crude awful end. In chapter 138 I believed Mikasa had become a new way of “strong shounen girl” but I see I was wrong. It was about giving in to fanservice, and not make the crowd go wild about their apparently true love. She is the heroine no? To yet again grab a women protagonist and tie her all to the male protagonist, because all her Arc is romance and blah blah. She couldn’t even stay or do anything during the three years after The Uprising Arc? I don’t know, but she deserved way better than become a widow that mourns till death about her sibling-lover.

Isayama really kept his promise when he said he was out to betray his fans.

Lastly, Historia being sidelined...that’s it. Her entire arc was her being pregnant, but given no goddarn reason. She gave birth during the Rumbling, because...because. And only being given two last panels of her, because...because. We never got her side of the story, or how she was involved in the plan of the Rumbling with Floch and Eren, not even her reaction to his death. The girl that saved him. Though, I take it back, I am super glad she is alive and stayed alive and living happily with her daughter and even, with a husband who I assume she loves? Good for her. Unwanted, but needed indeed. 

The only silver lining besides getting to see Aruani ending, and Levi seeing his comrades and Hanji, together with Gabi and Falco. Also seeing Sasha smile, and Jean and Connie living and being them? Thanks for the crumbs Hajime.

Alright yall, signing off this damn fucking fandom. Gonna watch euphoria and cry, to try and forget this entire shitshow. Waiting for Shadow and Bone show to drop, and hopefully receiving more good news later on.

Its’ been a pleasure (not really) but anyone else’ opinions are welcomed. See ya.

PS: Eren...a bird? Lol.

[whosjunglejim4322]

Warnings: SMUT, insecurities but mark just needs a lil reassurance abt how good he makes you feel, finger fucking/sucking, he cums in his pants, fluff bc yall r in love love <3

Mark knows he's being irrational about this whole ordeal. One conversation shouldn't be getting under his skin like it is, but this one thing seems to be knocking at the forefront of his brain, throwing him out of focus as of late.

So what, you masturbate. It's normal, he's not there all the time, of course you do. He does too, but he also becomes outrageously horny everytime he so much as thinks about your skin or the way you kiss him. And it's safe to say he thinks about you alot. Alot alot.

"It's different, though? I'm a guy, we jerk off an outrageous amount," he argues, furrowing his eyebrows as you stare up at his pacing form from the bed, grinning. He's cute when he's flustered.

"And girls just...aren't supposed to get horny without the help of a guy?" You inquire.

He stops pacing at this, slumping his shoulders. "that's not what I mean, I just-" he sighs, plopping himself next to you on the edge of the bed. He chews on the inside of his lip for a moment before shaking his head.

"Nevermind, I'm just tired." He runs his fingers through his disheveled hair, looking at you apologetically with his big doe eyes.

You're still amused, giggling as you reach over to cup his rosy hued cheeks, pulling him to your mouth for a kiss.

"A little toy could never replace you, my love."

You'd reassured him that night by wrapping your lips around his dick, and he was too lost in the belly aching anticipation and bliss of it all, to really pay attention to what it was you'd just said.

A little toy.

He hasn't stopped thinking about it. It's both slightly irritating, while also being the new source of his sexual frustration when he's supposed to be practicing. He thinks it may be more irritating than the ladder though, because as much as he hates to admit it, he is a jealous creature. 

It's silly, childish and he knows it. Maybe that's why he's so unsettled by this, because he knows that you love him. He knows you like his dick, from what you've expressed. But, maybe he's doing something wrong?

Maybe you just don't want to to wound his ego, and instead act like his dick is enough to satisfy you. Of course, he knows some sensations are better than others, but how often do you need to touch yourself? Does he not please you enough in the moments you two are together?

These questions still nag him when he walks into your apartment at around 7:35 pm, causing worry to crease between his brows.

You, of course, pick up on this when you round the corner from your bedroom to see him making his way towards you, lost in thought. Your arms snake around his middle and your lips place a kiss to his jaw. A smile tugs at the corner of his mouth.

"What's got you all mopey?" You ask, searching for any signs of pain or discomfort in his eyes, only to be stumped by his undreadable expression. Maybe he's just had a long day?

He hums, broken from his self depricating reverie, evidently not realizing he's wearing his emotions so blatantly.

"Nothin' just tired, wanted to come home." He buries his face in the crook of your shoulder once you've pulled him into your room, his breath warm against your neck.

You must've just taken a shower, skin the scent of his favorite soap that always has him sniffing you randomly throughout the day. He squeezes you tighter.

You kiss the side of his head, reluctantly pulling yourself away only to grab his hands and move to the bed, not believing that there's nothing more than just fatigue that's got his usual goofy smile hidden behind such a frustrated countenance.

You crawl onto his lap once his back is against the headboard, his hands slipping underneath your shirt to rub your back, a habit when he's nervous. He knows what's coming, already avoiding your eyes.

"Are you gonna tell me what's wrong, Mark Lee? No excuses, this time." You mean business, but your voice is still as soft and comforting as ever. He can't resist looking up at you once you stroke his cheek with your thumb, featherlight.

With a drawn out breath, he reluctantly responds, knowing it'll only eat at him further if he doesn't.

"It's just....I feel like maybe I don't do enough for you...sexually? Like, I know everyone masturbates and It's totally fine you use a toy and stuff, I just feel like...like maybe It's better than...than what I can do? I know I'm not the most experienced but-"

He's stuttering, ears tomato red at the tips and he's a bit perplexed to see such a jubilant smile spreading across your face as he rubs the back of his neck, embarassed beyond belief.

"Mark..." you cup his soft, blazing cheeks in your palms, forcing him to meet your gaze as squeamish as he's suddenly become. "you're that upset over something like this?"

You don't sound judgemental nor teasing, despite the way you're grinning. But still, he wants to hide his face, wants to bow his head in shame. Suddenly he feels very foolish.

Not being able to stand seeing him so crestfallen, you reassure him, trurthfully. Your heart aches.

"Hey hey, look at me bub," wide doe eyes stare back at you, as you move some of his hair out from in front of his forehead where the strands have fallen. "you are more than enough, so good that when you're away I cant stand it. I have to touch myself, and I'm not just saying that."

His expression has regained some confidence, though you're not done yet. You've got this determination swirling in the pit of your belly, thrumming through your veins. You want him to know how truly incredible he really is, how good he really makes you feel.

"I think about your hands, your mouth, your dick. And you know what? By the end of it I'm not even satisfied, because that little toy isn't you. Do you understand? Hmm? Or do I have to show you?"

Suddenly his heartbeat is loud in his ears, adams apple bobbing as he swallows. He's hardened underneath you and you known that you've got him.

"I-I understand, now. But you could still show me, you know. If you want." His voice is a little unsteady but the corners of his soft, pink mouth twitch at the corners with an echo of a smile.

It's too much, Mark Lee absolutely will be the death of you. And so you kiss him, in a way that has his toes curling and his arms wrapping around your middle like a boa, refusing to let go.

Your fingers are tiwsted in his hair as you suck on his plush bottom lip, a gasp leaving his throat when your teeth nibble the sensitive skin. He can feel your hardened nipples through your sweater, pressing against his chest.

Your knees have tightened around the small of his waist as well, crotch rubbing against the strained bulge in his basketball shorts. You whine into his mouth.

"Mm, you should feel how wet you make me," his hands venture lower at this, until his warm fingertips are pressing into the flesh of your thighs. "go ahead Markie, touch me."

He groans, not being able to hold it back from his chest at the sound of your voice and your generous offer. His fingers, delicate and eager rub your pussy through your lounge shorts, and his jaw slacks a bit at your lack of underwear.

Your tongue slips against his, mouths parted and greedy while he slips his hand into the warmth of your shorts - and practically whines.

He wasn't expecting the abundance of your essence, the utter and complete lack of friction as his digits glide effortlessly through your silken folds. He takes his ring finger and presses the pad of it against your entrance, circling and listening to the lewd, slick sounds.

"Oh fuck," he croons free hand on your lower back and urging you against his touch. "you're s-so wet already, how are you so wet?" He's mystified, and completely fucked.

"I told you." You kiss him again, swallowing his reply and grinding your pussy against his palm. Without warning, he slips a finger in, and then another, falling apart at the way your walls so eagerly welcome them. He trembles.

"Mm, Mark." You're reaching down, underneath his arm and gripping his length, hot in your hand underneath the slinky material of his shorts. He twitches.

Suddenly his fingers are curling inside of you, and he begins to languidly pump them in and out of your sopping heat, on fire from his toes to the top of his head. You have to grip onto his shoulders, momentarily forgetting your previous endeavor of palming his dick.

He doesn't mind, not when you're whining like this, fingers digging into his skin, your body rocking against his while your walls hug and squeeze around his digits.

"Does it feel good?" He asks genuinley, but already knows the answer, too high off of this moment to not want his ego stroked. Your eyebrows are furrowed, lips kiss bitten, skin hot to the touch. You can barely make out an answer, and he swears all the blood in his body rushes straight to his dick.

"S-so good Markie - harder, please." You bury your face in the crook of his shoulder as tour thighs tremble around his narrow hips, lips trembling against his throat. He obliges you happily, anything to have you wilting against him like this. To hear more of the sounds you're making, for him.

Anyone outside the door would know whats going on, with the squelching of your wetness and the vigor in which he's fucking you with his fingers, heel of his palm nudging your clit with each thrust. You already feel that pit of pressure inside your belly expanding, so close to the brink of exploding.

He's fairing the same, if he's honest. You're rubbing up against the painful, throbbing boner in his bottoms, hidden behind only a thin layer of clothing. Your juices have leaked, leaving your own shorts wet at the crotch and the sight is erotic in a way that makes him buck up against you.

His free hand cups your face when he adds a third finger, pulling you from his shoulder to look at your face.

He damn near blows his load right then and there.

You look like you're on the verge of tears, not able to hold yourself up straight. A blush burns his skin, when you lean into his touch, fingers grasping at the front of his white tee.

"M'gonna cum soon Markie."

His heart threatens to explode from his chest when you turn your head and suck his thumb into your warm mouth, closing your eyes and bliss while his fingers pump into you, buried to the third knuckle.

This causes him to thrust into you with a sudden jolt, and the way his fingertips rub against the sweet spot deep inside of you, has the build up of pleasure finally spilling over like a broken dam.

The fingers on either of his hands are soaked now, one with your saliva and the other with your cum. You're gripping onto his wrists, letting him massage the inside of your walls while they contract around him, eyes rolled to the back of your head.

The sight, the feeling, is too much. You're a mess, a beautiful, sopping wet mess and without warning it's like a freight train is hitting him at full force, cock twitching willdy as pure bliss seeps through his pores.

You're still shivering, humping his hand while spurts of cum fill the inside of his shorts, dripping down the crease of his thigh and even soaking through the material a bit. Your eyes are barely able to open, but you will them to when you hear the almost imperceptible groan that strains from his throat when your heartbeat finally stops drumming so loudly in your ears.

Your belly lurches, skin tingly to the touch as he slumps against the headboard, peering up at you with more adoration than you can handle.

"I-I came in my pants." He breathes out, panting heavily alongside you. The thrill that runs down your spine like a tremor at the realization that he's cum, untouched, because of you, is what allows you to have half the mind to pull his fingers from your aching heat - replacing the others in your mouth.

His head lolls to the side, honey eyes trained on you like it’s impossible to look away while you suck your juices from his digits, humming around them. It's like he's staring up at the sun, mesmerized.

And then you're kissing him, and he's sure he's gone to heaven. He tastes you on the tip of your own tongue, and you're so sweet, so tender when you grasp his cheeks.

"I came in my pants too, by the way. Technically." You smile, and he chuckles warmly, giddy. His arms encapsulate you and he nudges the tip of your nose with his own.

The toy can have its fun, he thinks to himself. Because really, truly, nothing - and no one, will ever be as lucky and as enamored as he is with you.

[fagcrisis]

sorry to care about marvel but due to forces completely outside of my control i have seen both mcu spiderman movies a lot more than anyone shouldve n like. the first one was ok i had fun im ngl but idk what yall See in tom holland the man makes the same w faces and even those r being restricted by the frog in his mouth 😭😭 embarassing to see him and zendaya on the same screen also hes so oooold make him a college student or smth damn. anyway stream spiderverse

[tobiosmilktea]

hi idk if ur rqs r open so if they aren’t just ignore this! but could u do seijoh x manger reader where a girl comes in to the gym to confess and everyone thinks it’s for oikawa but it’s actually for y/n... how would they react? love ur work!

surprise confessions with the seijoh team

— seijoh

being the volleyball club manager, you weren’t exactly the center of attention nor were you one of the first people to pop in someone’s head when their do think of seijoh’s vb team

most of that attention would definitely go to oikawa tooru and maybe even iwaizumi

either way, you didn’t mind

attention isn’t something you actively seek as the boys being as lovable and kind as they were was enough for you

the boys liked to consider you a very important and basically quintessential person on the team almost as if they were big brothers (despite some being younger than you)

and because oikawa was the most popular member in the club, it wasn’t a surprise to see girls waiting outside the gym or simply barging in just to get a shot at him

in most cases, girls would more than likely barge into practice instead of waiting

this wasn’t a huge problem at first, but once they started getting in the way of productivity and especially distracting oikawa more times than not, you were basically forced to be the one to kick them out of the gym

because of this, you had more or less created a reputation for yourself amongst the oikawa-crazy girls at aoba johsai

the team, especially oikawa and iwa were getting a bit worried

so the moment a lone girl walked into the gym was already a bit sus granted they usually came in groups

mattsun first spotted the girl to which he called for oikawa’s attention

and being the nice guy oikawa is, he obviously didn’t like rejecting girls so he felt bad having to get you to reject them for him

he didn’t even have to say anything, it was the girl who went up to him and asked, “hi senpai, have you seen (y/l/n) around?”

and deadass he was about to apologize and gently turn her down, but is immediately dumbfounded that she was looking for you

“huh?”

it was then you finally walked up to the girl, planning to politely ask her to leave the gym. “sorry, but if you’re going to confess please wait until after practice—”

“but i can’t wait until after practice!”

usually girls wouldn’t fight it too much, maybe a couple of “pleases” to let them stay which overal didn’t do anything but this was different

“i’ll make sure oikawa hears your confession, okay?” you try to ease the girl’s rising tone with your calm composure never ceasing

she scoffs, “why would i want to confess to him? i’m trying to tell you i like you, (y/l/n)!”

and when i tell you everyone’s heads literally WHIPPED towards you two, it was one swift motion and the gym was dead silent

the silence was deafening knowing that everyone had the same surprised expression on their face

this was one of the reasons why you weren’t too keen on attention as their stares was liking boring holes into you

— o. tooru

lowkey,, this guy is in absolute sHOCK when this happens

like he’s relieved he didn’t have to turn down yet another girl, but he definitely didn’t see this coming

if anything, he almost felt offended that the confession wasn’t for him but it’s more playful than actual offense

it’s not like it affects him a lot either as he will laugh it off after the whole situation is over with

he’d probably keep teasing you about it nonstop

and when he does stop, it’s only because he forgot about it and will not hesitate continue it again once he remembers

— i. hajime

him: also completely shocked.

but he’s glad that for once oikawa wasn’t on the pedestal as iwa has always been the one rooting for you

he even had to slap oikawa upside the head when he started gawking at the offense he felt

the entire time iwa had an unreadable expression on his face, but he honestly was just trying to hide his smirk

eventually, he would let the façade fall slightly once the girl is gone and you’re back in the gym

he would give you a small smile paired w an amused chuckle before patting you on the shoulder

— m. issei

he just bursts out laughing honestly

he thought the day couldn’t get any fucking better, but here he was basically watching free entertainment right in front of him

definitely the type of guy who gases you up like “damn oikawa, i think you got some competition!” or “ok, i see you (y/n) 🙈”

mattsun just makes the mood lighter overall and makes it so you aren’t as embarassed

— k. akira

lowkey doesn’t care but at the same time he do be side eyeing yall like 👀👀

he’s the quiet kid who lives for the drama so obviously he’s all ears despite looking like he doesn’t give a shit

kunimi deadass is proud of you for some odd reason,, like no matter how you answered the girl cause for once IT WASNT OIKAWA

he thinks it’s a power move and kinda cool ngl