#yango

[shera-dnd]

Looks like all those Yango jokes were canon, because this woman is

FRUITY!

[papihomo]

Okay I have a massive question

Why does Weiss keep clutching her hip? Like woman your outfit since volume 7 has already radiated enough "rich white meemaw that lives down the street that keeps her sewing kit in a cookie box" energy as is and now shes out here clutching her hip like she fell down the stairs & couldnt get up.

Weiss is Team RWBY's Meemaw at this point, A Schneemaw if you will.

{Disclaimer: This is an obvious joke/shitpost, do NOT take this seriously and PLEASE do not reblog this under the RWDE tag as I am not a RWDE at all & do not want to associate with that community.}

[sundove88]

The Day The Demon Cat Came to Town (A PreCure Villains Ft. Kyubey Fanfic Based on Wormy + Baby Bottle)

Synopsis: George Kurai tells the villains to not even open a box containing the “Ultimate Weapon” while he’s on vacation. Chaos ensues.

“Sunscreen? Check. Vacation clothes? Check. Looks like I’m all prepared.” George Kurai said as he shoved everything into the suitcase that he was going to use for his vacation, alongside his personalized coffee cup. “Mr. Kurai, don’t forget to say hi to our former ally Gentlu aka Cure Finale for us.” Narcistoru replied as he carried a mixing bowl. “Spaghetti tacos await your return.” He whispered as a tiny Recipepe perched on his shoulder. “I’ll surely look forward to that.” George Kurai replied as he made his way towards the door, but not before passing a box with holes in it and Wolfrun + Akaoni, who were playing a video game. “I’m gonna be going on vacation for a few days. And I have two rules for you all.” He said as everyone immediately shut up.

“Rule number one… don’t even think about opening that box. It contains the ultimate weapon against the Precures and I want nothing to do with it- got it from an interdimensional black market or something like that.” He started, pointing to a box that had holes in it that said “DO NOT TOUCH”. “Rule number two… no fighting!” He said as he made his way out the door. But rule number two was broken in more than just a few seconds, as Wolfrun and Akaoni immediately started a fight cloud; with more of their comrades joining in. Moments into the fight cloud, Wolfrun broke the silence. “HOLD IT! Say, guys, why are we fighting again?” He asked. “Well… because we’re evil!” Akaoni replied. “Good!” The wolf replied and the fight continued.

A few minutes passed, and everyone started feeling… bored, for lack of a better term. That was when they noticed the box had opened up on its own. No one had touched it, and no one had gone near it. What could’ve happened?! “How did that open?!” Wolfrun said as he approached. Suddenly, a white cat like creature popped out of the box, with red eyes, gold rings, and a very suspicious smile. “Awww! It’s a little kitty cat!” Bad End Happy said as she took the creature in her arms. “Wait. Didn’t Mr. Kurai say that was his Ultimate Weapon?!” Kabaton said, pointing to the cat. “You make a good point, porkchop. What is your name?” Battamonda asked as he approached the tiny creature. “Kyubey.” He said.

“Ah, hello Kyubey! How are you-!” Wolfrun began. But his sentence was cut off by the small cat like being saying, “And I have come for your souls.” At those words, everyone screamed and hid behind a table. “What IS that thing?!” Akaoni said as he peeked behind the table. “I don’t know! I thought it would be a cute pet or something like that!” Kabaton said as he began to set up a trap. “Yeah! But one of us has to act as bait so we can get that… that… THING… outta there!” Wolfrun shouted. The other villains hesitated, knowing that they didn’t want to be bait for whatever had arrived before them. “I’ll be the bait!” Akaoni said as he stepped before the demon cat and stood his guard while Wolfrun waited with the biggest butterfly net he could find. “Here, kitty kitty.” The giant Oni said as he coaxed the cat into his hands. But the moment he picked up the incubator, Kyubey bit back. “I’ll burn you into ash without hesitating.” He threatened as Akaoni gave a girly scream and leapt into the same net Wolfrun was going to catch Kyubey in.

At the same time, George Kurai was checking into his hotel room and soon decided to hit the swimming pool, sunscreen in hand. Why are things gonna get really bad back at the base?! Eh, it’s only just your imagination. He thought as he went down the elevator and made his way towards the pool. But back at the base, things weren’t going as well. Kyubey had escaped into another room, and Majorina was photographing Joker holding an Akanbe nose… only for their comrades to interrupt the picture and ruin it. “Why would you ruin this glorious moment?!” the clown snapped. “THAT THING!! THE DEMON CAT!!” Wolfrun pointed to Kyubey as he trotted over. “That?! That’s not a Demon Cat! It’s adorable!” Majorina replied as she picked up the incubator. Both her and Joker laughed until Kyubey spoke yet again. “I will grind your faces into head Cheese.” He threatened as both of them screamed and ran for it.

Both the Oni and the Wolf knew they had to do SOMETHING. So, without hesitation and after seeing their comrades devoured, they decided to warn EVERYONE about the demon cat and the danger he posed. “Ok, Akaoni. We only have ONE SHOT at this. We have to do it, and it’s crazy enough to work.” He said to his comrade. “On it.” Akaoni replied. “RUN, EVERYBODY, RUN! DEMON CAT!!!” They screeched as everyone who heard them ran for their lives. Their plan was working! After that, they started putting up posters of Kyubey, with the titular incubator paying them a visit only seconds later. When that didn’t work, they convinced Yango to go into his powered up form. “ATTENTION EVERYONE THERE’S A DEMON CAT WHO’S GONNA KILL YOU ALL!!” Akaoni announced, causing everyone below on the ground to scatter. Even rallying the other baddies together didn’t work, with Kyubey walking into the middle of the assembly, causing everyone to run away, street lamps to crash down, and everything to be set ablaze unceremoniously; followed by the giant witch Walpurgisnacht floating in the sky above the flames.

At the same time, at Dyspear’s penthouse suite, she was enjoying a cup of tea when suddenly… “ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THIS JUST IN: A DEMON CAT IS ON THE RISE AND CAUSING TERROR EVERYWHERE IT GOES!!” The newscast said, causing Dyspear to scream and fling the porcelain cup and saucer away, later throwing herself out the window; with twins Stop and Freeze failing to catch her in the trampoline below. “MY LEG!” Shouted someone as everyone raced around in terror and fear. Joker, on the other hand, was dialing George Kurai out of desperation. Ring-a-Ling! Went the CEO’s phone. “Yes? What is it?” George Kurai asked as he sipped a Pina colada. “DEMON CAT!!!” Joker yelled as loud as he could. “Oh gosh… I’ve gotta get back, FAST!!” The CEO replied as he rushed around, gathering his things and running out the door of the hotel to find a taxi. “We did it, Akaoni! We saved everyone! Just think what could’ve happened if we didn’t tell everyone about the Demon Cat!” Wolfrun said. “About the What?” Akaoni replied, confused.

At that moment, Kyubey appeared, sending everyone running. During said chase, they ran and screamed through all the towns their worst enemies resided in- from Hope Academy to Marchenland to even Hagukumi City, in hopes that they would be able to lose the pale white hellspawn, but to no avail. Not too long after, George Kurai arrived back. “I’m back. So, why did you call me- Did a hurricane hit this place?!” He said, stunned. Breathless, everyone else pointed to Kyubey, sitting on an armchair that was STILL burning. “You.” George Kurai said as he approached. “Yes, good sir?” Kyubey asked. “YOU!!!” The CEO yelled as he grabbed Kyubey and shoved him into a box, only for him to send the box to another world. “I hope we never see that THING again…!” Kabaton replied before fainting.

At the same time, in another world, Kyubey popped his head out of the box; only to see reds everywhere. At that moment, a trio of demons approached and looked at it. “Where did that thing come from, Blitzo?!” He said. “Don’t you F***ing ask, Moxxie.” Blitzo replied to Moxxie and Millie as they took the box and placed it on the table…

The End?

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[artbyfuji]

ask about her bottle opening tricks 🌻

[fluffypetipan]

🌹 I'm back! Have some Ruby Rose drawings! (Ft Cat Ruberry or whatever the hiatus made my brain draw hehe) 🌹 also drawing Rubes while listening to Run For Roses by NMIXX feels 💞😌🤌

[en0w]

Yeah.🧍‍♀️

[devoidaffectu]

Tsun Scoops in Garden Grove, CA is having a RWBY Arrowfell event!

[caterpillarinacave]

Ruby: The opposite of pro is con?

Weiss: Correct.

Blake: So the opposite of progress is congress.

Weiss: Uh, that’s not really-

Yang: Then the opposite of constitution is-

Weiss: I’m going to stop you right there.

[unovanhunny]

If you’re still talking about your aus, can I hear about the Husband Murderer Ingo au? I am a slut for the ‘wealthy widow murderer’ trope (assuming that this is Ingo murdering his husband and not Emmet’s husband lol)

Okay, so. You see, the original AU is Ingo murdering Emmet's husband, and I will get into that in a moment. But because you brought it up, we now have an actual wealthy widow murderer Ingo AU and I will get into that too. I'll start with the original that wasn't the idea you had and then get into the one that was.

A cut as always because I talk too much. They're both Dark (which is to be expected of our AUs + if Ingo is killing someone its certainly not a happy AU), but still, just fair warning.

Ingo and Emmet were born into a wealthy family that was closely tied to a religious sect. They were raised with this religion and Ingo idolised the prospect of becoming the religous figure head when he got old enough. Emmet was less involved in the religion, though he feigned his interest. However, he was also dealing with something a lot worse that took up much more of his mental space. One of their parents' friends, wealthy and influential, would come round the house often and would visit Emmet at nights. He was threatened with Ingo's innocence, his family's standing, and his own safety if he were to ever tell anyone. So he stayed quiet.

When they were of age, a choice had to be made. One of them would follow their role in their religion and become something akin to a priest, and the other would be married off to the very man that had been doing terrible things to Emmet all this time. Emmet knew his brother's dream and without hesitation volunteered to marry his abuser. No one questioned the decision and Ingo went on to do what he always wanted while Emmet went to live with the man he hated with his entire being.

Emmet was not treated particularly well in his new home. More of a plaything for his husband than anything. The only thing keeping Emmet any form of Sane was knowing that he had protected Ingo and helped him acheive his dream. He endured what he had to, and he still got to see Ingo at times.

Ingo could pick up on how distressed Emmet was and he would not stand for it. His precious younger twin wasn't doing alright and he would do whatever it took to see him happy again. And if that meant ensuring that his husband died in a slow and subtle way like poisoning and no one would suspect anything, well so be it. And with Emmet freed from his obligations with his husband and Ingo realising that he would have no qualms about fulfilling his duties while living with Emmet, he moves in with him. And now Emmet can get cared for by his brother up close and personal forever.

And now for the new Black Widow Ingo AU.

At a young age Ingo was made a

replacement for the boys mother, in more ways than one. In this AU, Emmet is about 5 years younger than Ingo. Ingo did all the chores around the house and whatever else their father decided. Emmet found out some of the things Ingo was doing with their father and Ingo was absolutely horrified at the thought that Emmet had seen what he was made to do. And that was when Ingo decided to kill their father. Emmet should

have never been exposed to any of that. Ingo was in his late teens at this time and after their father was dead, he made the decision to send Emmet to boarding school. Emmet did Not want to leave his brother's side, but Ingo insisted it was for the best.

Ingo however didn't really have much going for him. He didn't have a full education and he certainly wasn't skilled in anything but home making so... He married. And he married someone a lot like their late father. He had no other frame of reference for how he should live. He was miserable but at least he knew Emmet was alright at school. He wanted Emmet to come and stay with him again now that life was stable, but his husband refused. He didn't want to take care of some brat. So... Ingo got rid of him. Emmet was more important than anything and if this man wanted to keep them separated, he wouldn't stand for it.

And with Ingo's husband gone, Emmet could come and live with him again! Emmet is happy and relieved that finally it can just be them without anyone else getting in the way!

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