#yap yap rat

[r0tting-rat]

Guys? Robots in crop tops, am I right guys? Guys?

[rats-spicy-soup]

Never let anyone tell you that you're an horrible person who fetishizes women/gay men/anything else just because you like ships where the bottom is generally a little smaller than the top.

Sometimes you just have a size kink.

Now let me introduce you to monsterfu-

[birchtreecat]

“I’m afraid of dming them” this “I’m socially anxious/awkward” that

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY FOR ME TO SPAWN IN YOUR DMS FOR NO REASON. JUST TO BE SILLY GOOFY!! IM SOCIAL IM A YAPPER I JUST DONT WANT TO SCARE YALL!!

[r0tting-rat]

Happy Valentine's Day!

Sooo, is anyone in the mood for a greek feast?

Credits to @hexcii, who helped me greatly with the character designs and keeps supporting me in every little thing I do <3

I can finally present you a new AU that will be released in the following days in occasion of this holiday—Kallisté.

It's a God of War!Eclipse x God of Love!Reader fanfiction obviously inspired by Ares and Aphrodite. (character playlists linked)

(again, all credits go to @/hexcii <3)

God!Reader is gender neutral, pretty tall compared to normal humans (they're a god, duh), and has a generally outgoing and cheerful personality (but there's a lot more than just that to their character). Eclipse is harsh, rough, angry and mean with the other gods, but the very moment he's faced with someone so different from him, so... pure, he falls so hard and fast he doesn't even know what hit him.

The classic gods will make an appearence too! With their original names tho bc renaming them all would be HELL.

I will take inspiration from many different myths and authors; some greek, some roman, like Ovid, Virgil and Catullus. Other inspirations may come from more recent poets like Ariosto.

My inbox is open for any questions you might have, and I truly can't wait to show you all what I have in store <3 This new AU will be Mature at best (due to some... suggestive scenes and a few sex jokes) and very centered around fluff and comfort, I'll go more into details in the tags when I finally post it.

EDIT: First chapter is finally out!

Again, happy valentine's day!

And btw, Hexcii, you're a fucking treasure <3

[starvrat]

NENÁVIDÍM ČESKOU POŠTU. "Dnes vám přivezeme zásilku" V KOLIK????? V KOLIK KURVA HODIN?????

[stupid-autistic-rat]

guyyyyssssssss guess what I found on pinterestttttt

"" we aren' t ANIMALS you guys keep misunderstanding us , we' re just humans ""

how do my creatures feel about this

[binglepringle]

It causes me actual physical pain to type in “Jason Todd” in the exclude tags filter when looking up Cassandra Cain on ao3 and watching the number of fics go from 20k to 2k…

[r0tting-rat]

I would use it to play pranks on my friends dkdbdkbf

Def getting the house!

@juukai @hexcii @kattergeist @xxcrumbxx @ping-ski @magspieart @youwouldntmakeasideblog and anyone else who wants to join!

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

[r0tting-rat]

The thing I love most about the dca is that people can't say "Oh, if they were real they wouldn't even look my way :(" CUZ THAT COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG!! They WOULD LOVE to finally have someone to spend the time with, someone that actually appreciated them and wished to pass the days with them, someone who would go out of their way to make sure they're happy and comfortable, someone who didn't care about metal, bolts, silicone and pistons. You would be a dream come true to them.

The dca would love you, and you can't change my mind :>

[gh0sdae]

Silco is the perfect villain because even though he's the big bad king pin with enough power to keep an entire city under his thumb, he's making faces like fucking this half the time

[r0tting-rat]

Rat is actually my chosen name, like, it's what I use to refer to myself in general! I use it irl too, even if not many people I know use it, most are still stuck on a older name lol. I always change the other word tho, I'm not always "rotting", sometime I'm "very fat rat", "radioactive rat", "stinky rat", "rat soup" etc. I get creative lol.

But if you want to know the beginning of it all? Well, okay, I'll admit it. I started to use Rat due to Penelope Scott's song Rät. It's a good song, idc about the senseless hate she gets.

Thank u for the tag!!

@hexcii @juukai @infinitewinderword @stormimur @xxcrumbxx

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

i actually think they should be allowed to judge everybody for as long as they see fit

[myokk]

💘💘💘

[stupid-autistic-rat]

K9 PICREW DROPP , picrew chain RIGHTNEOWS

tag ur mutuals ig 💔 @ford-mustang-1969 @whisperingalong @dyslexic-canine + anyone that wants to join

[r0tting-rat]

AAAA HI @juukai THANK UU

No pressure tags: @infinitewinderword @peeperss @crystalmagpie447 @stormimur @xxcrumbxx

And anyone else wanting to join <3

No comment okay akhsjeh

5 random songs

“Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most! Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!”

thank you @rhonuscorner for tagging me!! some no pressure tags: @hexcii @luckyyyduckyyy @r0tting-rat @midnight-mourning @rosescarletful mercy I'm not gonna tag you in case you don't want to be tagged but kjdhf honorary tag. also anyone else who didn't get tagged but wants to jump in, do so!

[jarold-rat]

I’m literally so sorry. Can you tell me what you mean when you say dean domino has black features? I just can’t recall them and I want to know

I mean. look at a picture of him? I dont wanna come across as mean but its bothered me a lot seeing him portrayed as a white guy when . he looks like this (first image) in the sierra madre intro + his famous Dean Domino poster found in base game is based off Fats Domino, who was a black man (second and third image). He takes inspiration from BOTH Dean Martin and Fats Domino, and I would say his appereance clearly resembles that.

Again, no hate to anon! I just thought it was obvious that he was black 😓😓 my lightskinend king !!!!!!!!!!!!!