#yayayayya I love him

[thedantagonist]

Hello there good citizens of Tumblr! *Drops this and runs away*

[awweshuuks]

Me when darrel shaynne curtis Jr

OG PIC :33

[lunarcat982]

My boyfriend is actually the best like wtaf, I love him ssssm and I need to ramble abt how absolutely amazing he is moreee.

He’s js the most gorgeous person I’ve ever seen liek wtf and js aaaaaa I can’t, like I js crumple into a blushing mess in my head whenever he smiles at me, or liek lit js him laughing or smiling in general like nobody gave u the right to look so godamn pretty???

He’s like sooo funny and cute, like we have the exact same sense and style of humour like wtf??? And we js bounce off each other rly well, and I absolutely adore talking to him abt anything and he rly needs to start rambling abt stuff he’s interested in more like omggg it’s so cute

Also also also like he’s so caring and affectionate to meeeee, and I love it smmm, like idk how but he puts up with my insane levels of clinginess, and is always checking up on me if I’m sad or tired and I rly need to start doing it more for him cos I feel so baddd when I donttt. And he’s so affectionate with me like js giving my random kisses and letting me hug him omg I love him so fucking much.

Andandand he’s soo supportive of me like ik so many pple who js wouldn’t care as much or try to help as much with me being trans, and it’s js so amazing of him, like literally js checking with me, or using purposefully feminine pet names, and like telling his parents and pple he knows my preferred pronouns and name is js so aaaa :) also him js accepting me as that without question is so freeing and js omfg could I even ask for someone better?????????

Point is I love him and he deserves allllll the love in the world ever ever ever

And I’m rly rly rly sry for anyone js reading this and cringing so hard at the cheesy ness, js needed to get it outttt

[andreil]

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[kid-kit-kit]

Yayayayya the second scara kids!

Jamil x Vil

I love him so much!!!

I'm so proud of him he's so pretty and so is the background 🥺

I don't have a lot to say about the drawing but a lot about him so let's go for the fun facts

1) he wasn't afraid of bugs until one day he opened a mango to eat for breakfast and it was infested with bugs,now he's traumatized and refuse to open mangos and he's always scared to find bugs when he eats fruits.

2) Barim is ftm and pretty proud of his daimond scars

3) it takes hours and a lot of help from his dads to get his hair done and undone every day (he change hairstyle a lot but the one I drew him in is his favorite)

4) he used to want a little sibling until he spent a day with his aunt where she didn't shut up about the pranks she would pull on her brother which scared him into not wanting little siblings anymore.

5) between Vil's tour and movie filming and Jamil's love for traveling, Barim grew up all over the world.

[libelelle]

TIME TWINS AU HELLO

i would love to know how Venice would react to Silver encountering a PTSD trigger out in the wild and having a panic attack. i imagine Venice's reactions would be different at varying points as their bond grows and changes? also how much does Venice actually know about Silver's veritable ocean of trauma lurking beneath the surface?

YAYAYAYYA TIME TWINS AU

Venice doesnt really UNDERSTAND the level of trauma Silver had going on, but he knows about it. He knows about the countless ruined future and he knows about the isolation and burdens Silvers been carrying. Silver didnt hide any of that when he asked. However the only thing he really knows about in detail is the events of 06, as Silver was actively dealing with getting those memories back as Venice learned about them. Pretty much he KNOWS but he doesnt get it.

Anyways overall i think thered be 3 big points where his reaction would be different, when he was still trying to get on Silvers good side, when he was pissed at him and then when they are friends.

Initially: he'd be fretting. Borderline panicking. Hed be trying be overly helpful, which as usual, backfires.

When hes pissed: hes a good kid, he wouldnt want to leave him like that, but if it were an option, hed let it be someone elses problem. Silver already established that he hates his existence, so obviously he doesnt need his help.

Friends: Venice would really struggle at this point. He WANTS to help, but hes aware thats he might just end up making things worse. His technique would boil down to giving him what he needs and then staying close by until Silver has calmed down. Hes doing his best but they havent talked about the procedure with this stuff, so hes being careful to stay far away from the boundaries he ripped open when they first met, even if he could be doing more to help

[valssecretshit]

🌸🕯💊🎤❤📝😭

j/eff

YAYAYAYYA MY BOY

🌸oh he’s absolutely fucking miserable during spring, esp towards the middle of april. everything from grass, to trees and flowers, leaves him waking up and going to sleep sooooo sniffly. tulips and dandelions though,,,that’s like nearly deathly for him. his severe hayfever was one of the biggest reasons he was bullied, which now makes him even more disgusted and angry about it.

🕯he’s not allergic to anything else really, the only other thing that actually sets him off is nose boops! his nose is sensitive to pressure of any kind since it’s been broken a lot, so nose boops will make him sneeze. go crazy if you see him y’all

💊he absolutely fucking HATES MEDICINE. of any kind. you HAVE to mix it with his food, and actually that’s the only way you’ll get him to take it cus when he eats he eats FAST and doesn’t think twice, so he won’t notice a hidden pill or two at all in his chocolate pudding

🎤 his voice gets very raspy when sick, and also very stuffy. his sneezes when he sounds like this sound a lot more like other worldly alien noises than sneezing. but his voice gets slightly higher and equally as congested when he’s experiencing allergies. he’s very silent when he’s sick so nobody can really tell by his voice unless they look at him.

❤️i love thinking of him waking up in the morning, his shirt, neck, pillow and face absolutely soaked and drenched in thick snot from his allergies, and then IMMEDIATELY having a huge fit when he first comes to. he doesn’t even get a chance to take his first breath of air or even get a chance to adjust to the sun light, he just goes straight to just super super snotty explosive stifles, in a fit of maybe 4-8. at that point there’s just snot and snot bubbles all over his nose, down his neck, all over his shirt and the inside of it on his chest, his pillow and some on his blanket and hair when it got in his face as he sneezed. god. my heart melts and my knees get WEAK. 💜💜

📝e/j coming in from a long walk with seedeater, he’s caked in pollen, flowers and grass and sticks. but it all spreads around the house and because pollen is airborne, jeff is minding his own business doing something like making a snack, and he just starts fucking absolutely dying from the pollen, his head shaking and his throat squeaking with every stifled sneeze for a good few minutes until his eyes are so itchy, watery and his nose is so clogged and his face is coated in snot, he just snuffles deeply and he sneezes it all back out one more time. he’s just so miserable and e/j feels so bad 💜💜💜

😭he def whines a lot but not in front of multiple people and not for no reason. if he has a fit, his nose starts running, he starts choking on phlegm or something like that he’ll whine but not in front of like ten people, mostly in front of slender, e/j, l/j or b/en

[khaleesiofalicante]

OK I GOT 5 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT WHICH IS PRETTY OK IG (I did stay up to read the fic-) BOTH MY TESTS WENT LIKE SHIT, I HAD AN ANXIETY ATTACK IN PROGRAMMING CLASS BECAUSE BY TEACHER IS A LITTLE SHIT WHO KEPT ON YELLING AT ME WHEN I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING AND I SPENT LUNCH ALONE BUT AT LEAST NOW IM ALONE WITH MY LAPTOP SO YAYAYAYYA

first of all, this chapter right here is my comfort chapter from now on. i said what i said. I will be rereading it again and again just because i can. it was PERFECTION

here's me going crazy at 2 am yesterday.

MAGNUS' CHAPTER

LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO

AHHHHHHH IT'S THEIR ANNIVERSARY

SCREAM

oh

alec shaved his beard because it made him look older

RAFAEL WAS SO UPSET AFTER THE MEXICO ATTACK BECAUSE OF ANJALI RIGHT??

magnus and alec are the oblivious parents istg

“Are you decent?” Max yelled. “I don’t want to be traumatized again.”

“Hey! We agreed not to talk about that!” Alec yelled back.

Im not even surprised at this point

“Happy anniversary, bapa!” Rafael kissed him on the cheek and handed him the flowers.

“Where are my flowers?” Alec asked.

Rafael plucked a rose from the bouquet and threw it at Alec. “Here you go.”

“Thanks, son,” Alec mumbled.

IM WHEEZING

DAVID BAKES

“David made it,” Max said shyly. "

Oh,” Alec replied and then shrugged. “Well, the icing could be a little sweeter I think.”

Ever since Max started dating, Alec had become incredibly protective. Alec liked David of course – it was impossible to find someone who didn’t. But that didn’t mean Alec approved.

And it didn’t help that the blond boy was absolutely terrified of Alec.

ALEC STOP TEASING HIM

THE BOY IS ALREADY SCARED

“I don’t know,” Alec analysed the card. “David used too much glitter.”

“Since when do you have a problem with excessive glitter?” Max demanded.

ALEC

“I didn’t use him!” Max huffed. “He was thoroughly compensated for his efforts!”

“Compensated how?” Alec asked.

“Uh,” Max said. “With donuts.”

when i saw donuts i immediately thought of rose and luisa from jtv

iykyk

but should i continue the show? i got tired of jane continuously embarrasing herself

“You expect us to follow rules?” Alec asked in surprise. “In our own home? On our anniversary?”

The warlock boy grinned wickedly before leaning close to Alec.

“You better do it, or I will tell everyone about your secret,” Max whispered.

Alec blinked at that.

the secret...

I DONT LIKE HOW MANY THINGS POPPED INTO MY HEAD

is highschool musical that bad? i havent watched it. should i?

what if i cried

i just wanna hug alec??? but i cant say it'll be ok because it wont

“Is that why you are not attending?” Magnus grinned at his friend. “Or is it because you are terrified of Georgia?”

“That child is the reincarnation of Christopher Lightwood!” Ragnor complained. “I heard she made explosives out of demon ichor! Who makes explosions out of demon ichor?”

RAGNOR IS PROBABLY GETTING FLASHBACKS

THESE STUPID FUCKING BITCHES

how tf do you think we have survived huh??

medicine that's how

vaccines, anti biotics and what not

stop being close-minded and fucking do it

ok i know the risk is great

BUT OTHERWISE THEY ALL DIE

it was different for warlocks. The Shadow World was their universe. The nephilim kept it safe. At one point in their lives, they had learned to coexist with them, out of necessity and out of obligation.

And now here they were – working together in the name of friendship and love.

how things change...

what

say what

the causes are what

ok let's not jump to conclusions

im fucking crying wtf

alec doesnt deserve this shit

all he's done is make the world a better place

hes worked so hard on this

RAZIEL CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF

what am i supposed to say to my parents if one of them comes to check on me and im sitting here crying at 2 am

He didn’t want to believe in a reality that would punish Alec. Alec who only wanted to do what is good and right.

Alec was who was losing his hope and strength every passing day. Alec who was struggling. Alec who was turning to desperate measures to cope with all the stress.

please alec

no please

THE ANGELS ARE BITCHES

Because if Magnus found out Raziel was the one causing all this pain for Alec, he would march up to heaven and set the bastard on fire himself.

AND I'LL GO WITH HIM

KNEW THE SPY WAS LIVVY

AWW RAGNOR LIKES SELENA THATS SO SWEET

blue and gold

STOP IT IM CRYING AGAIN

The shadowhunter was a good influence on him. Magnus hoped Alec would see it sooner rather than later.

HUH

HUHU

HUH

omg

GIGI GETTING A SIBLING

“Max isn’t allowed to do a lot of things,” Magnus chuckled. “But he does them anyway.”

thats my boi

GASP

]THE NECKLACE

rafael is growing into the consul voice

they grow up so fast

nope nope he's still the little 5 year old

voice cracking what do you mean he's 20

im glad hes happy with mila. or is he...?

Magnus had deduced as much. Alec lived in his beautifully oblivious world. But Magnus noticed.

He noticed the hickeys. He noticed the late-night visits. He noticed the tense phone calls.

well thank god there's at least one non-oblivious person (alec i love you so much but you are very very oblivious)

“What’s stopping you then?” Magnus asked.

"2554 miles,” Rafael chuckled sadly.

me with all my online friends

probably more miles

Magnus tried to do the math but promptly gave up.

me

But Alec did lie though. Magnus pushed the thought away.

NOT NOW

LET ME LIVE IN PEACEFUL OBLIVION

HUSH

“Except melt it?” Rafael chuckled.

“Yes,” Magnus chuckled back. “As you can see, the bar is extremely low in the Lightwood family.”

AHHIUCCDSKUHDCV

i have no clue what the words describing the outfit are

time to google

OK PRETTY

Fifteen years. Fifteen years of loving and Alec still made his heart stutter.

dont do this to me right now I WILL CRY

“What the hell?” Max exclaimed. “Why are you all dressed up?”

“In case you haven’t noticed, it’s my anniversary,” Alec chuckled.

Max-

Fifteen years. Fifteen years and Magnus still took Alec’s breath away.

HJCSDHJBJDHSGCDYGJVVC JHVDFYMJ

it's not funny MY EYES ARE WATERING

“Bapak is a good looking one in the family,” Rafael pointed out. “You are the chaotic one and I am the smart one.”

“What am I then?” Alec asked dryly. “A sack of potatoes?”

“You’re the sexy one,” Magnus grinned. “A sexy sack of potatoes.”

yes.

Alec grinned back and leaned forward. Magnus put his hands around Alec’s neck and kissed him. He kissed Alec with all the love he had inside his heart.

Just like the first time. Just like the hundredth time. Just like the thousandth time.

Because with Alec, every kiss mattered. Every single one.

muffled sob

“Stop making out, oh my god!” Max groaned.

Magnus sensed a pillow coming their way but Rafael caught it before it hit them.

“Max, stop!” Rafael scolded. “You will wrinkle dad’s suit and ruin bapak’s hair! I spent hours ironing both!”

why is max me when i see people display affection in front of me

ALSO RAFAEL HKUIUIDCSKIHUDFVHJDFVHU

“They are here,” Rafael said. “You two better look exactly the way you did when I left with Max or I will raise hell.”

IM SCREAMING

Selena was wearing a blue crop top with the words “MIND YOUR OWN UTEREUS” written in gold.

i need that top

DAVID'S SHIRT IS THE COLOR OF MAX'S MAGIC

AHH ISABELLE DOESNT KNOW SHE'S PREGNANT YET

The argument of “who gave the best gift” had started when Jace and Izzy had gotten drunk on vodka. It didn’t help that Alec had gotten drunk as well. All three Lightwood siblings had then proceeded to have an argument about who had the best spouse. The whole night had been drunken chaos. Magnus, Clary and Simon had let them have it since the Lightwood siblings had a tendency to carry the world on their shoulders even when nobody asked them. They rarely ever let loose ever since their worlds had plunged into sickness and demon attacks. Especially Alec. So, Magnus had let his husband be that 18-year-old boy again. The boy who got drunk and fought with his siblings and sang songs about Magnus’ pretty eyes.

OH MY GOD THE CHAOS

Georgia considered that. “I’m not allowed to melt it, right?”

“No,” they all replied in chorus.

LET GIGI MELT IT

SELENA IM SO PROUD OF YOU

“Dad,” Max said. “Can you keep a picture of me wearing this necklace in your office?”

“Why?” Rafael asked.

“I think it will piss off the boomers,” Max giggled.

“Nice!” Lexi grinned. “A downworlder wearing a shadowhunter heirloom? They will lose their heads. Uncle Alec, you must do it.”

“I will do you one better. I will hang a tapestry,” Alec chuckled.

YASSS I CANT WAIT FOR THE SHADOWHUNTERS TO BE PISSED

AWW THEY DIDNT KNOW THE NECKLACE USED TO BELONG TO MAGNUS

he actually gave to camille first-

Why couldn’t this boy just cause chaos during his travel year like the rest of them? Why did he actually study and do his research as recommended?

why would you NOT study and research during your travel year????

oh shit

well well well

david bby stfu

i love you but pls stop speaking for all our sakes

“Holy shit,” Max said. “It is expensive then!”

“Don’t pawn the ruby!” Rafael warned.

MAX NO-

OH THE STONE COMES FROM EDOM

oh no

pls dont fight

oh so i was wrong about magus confronting him from that snippet

all you need to know is im sobbing right now and grammarly is the only thing making this coherent

dont mind me just

NO I FORGOT ABOUT MAX AND DAVID

GET BACK IN THE ROOM YOU IDIOTS

don't do this to me at 3 am

OK THE DILF PART

thank you for adding light into my life again

(me while editing this: today really isn't my day huh? i just slipped in rainwater outside my balcony because I heard rain and ran there. now my knee and back hurt and I think I sprained (?) my toe-

ANYWAY

wait im gonna go check out the rain and then continue editing this

ok i got bored of the rain)

that made me laugh through my tears

“Objectively good looking?” Jace snorted. “Excuse you, but my parabatai is smoking hot! He is a freaking prize, okay? If we had a magazine for hot shadowhunters, you would be on the cover page. Every single issue.”

“Okay, that’s enough!” Alec interrupted. “Magnus, are you happy? Now all my friends have told me I am pretty.”

“I said smoking hot,” Jace corrected.

“We are not being biased,” Clary pointed out. “It is the general consensus, Alec.”

“It’s true,” Lexi said. “So many people have asked me for your number, Uncle Alec. And I would have given it to them if I wasn’t worried about being turned into a marshmallow.”

LEXI DUHDUGHUDFCUHKVDFUIKFDU

“Dad, I don’t know why you are so worried,” Max said in a bored tone. “You’re a told DILF.”

David choked on his champagne and Jace patted him on the back.

“What the hell is a DILF?” Alec demanded.

“Oh, I know this one!” Jace said excitedly. “It means Dashing and Irresistible Looking Father. Max is right, you are a total DILF.”

“Mr. Herondale-” David raised a hand.

“I heard one of the shadowhunters in their travel year calling me a DILF too,” Jace said proudly.

THAT IS NOT WHAT DILF MEANS OH MY GOD

“It’s not a rumour,” Selena spoke up and passed her phone. “There is a group chat at Scholomance just to thirst after you.”

add me to it

ALL THE COMMENTS I CANT BREATHE

“Alec Lightwood can run me over with a Maserati and I would thank him.”

“Give me that,” Izzy grabbed the phone and started giggling. “Petition for Consul Alec Lightwood-Bane to stab me with his mortal sword.”

“Isabelle!” Alec hissed, cheeks flaming. “Stop it!”

“I want one!” Jace grabbed the phone now. “By the Angel!”

“Read it!” the kids yelled in chorus.

“I would gladly let Consul Lightwood-Bane inspect my mortal instruments,” Jace chuckled and threw the phone at David.

David shook his head vehemently and threw it at Max.

“My body is just a hole for Alec Lightwood,” Max read out loud and started laughing so hard that he fell off his chair.

Lexi grabbed the phone and giggled. “I want the Consul to strip off my runes among other things.”

She passed the phone to Gigi, who looked at the phone and look at Alec.

“Uncle Alec,” the girl said. “This person wants you to crush them with your massive archer arms.”

“Give me that,” Rafael grabbed it now. “Aw, this one is a classic, dad. Alec Lightwood turned me gay.”

He threw the phone at Simon, who stared the screen and looked up. “Uh, I don’t think I can read this one out loud in front of the kids.

“Is this the one about the basement?” Selena chuckled and Simon nodded.

WHAT'S THE BASEMENT ONe

TELL ME

AWW GIGI AND LEXI PUTTING MAKEUP ON DAVID AND MAX RECORDING IT

google translator time

oooo Rafael's gonna talk with Mila

Magnus you're such a good father

seriously

“Sometimes things are just sad. So, you need to let yourself be sad.”

YES

SAY IT LOUDER

THEY ARE UNDER THE BED

AHHH MAX AND DAVID

DAVID CALLED HIM MY ANGEL IN FRENCH

Alec and Magnus hiding under the bed and spying on them is just-

Jace had tried to give Max the shovel talk and had gotten a little too emotional.

of course, he did smh I love him so much

“David doesn’t need a shovel talk,” Alec smiled. “He knows what would happen to him if he hurts my son.”

David gulped. “You will throw me into the silent city?”

“I will ask me husband to portal you to hell,” Alec said – Consul Voice. “We have relatives there.”

the beloved relatives yes

“Goodnight,” Jace gave them a salute. “Have fun inspecting Magnus’ mortal instruments.”

JACE

OH SO THE QUESTION WAS ABOUT SMOKING

damn it

oh my god guys he said he'll stop smoking

just lemme have this moment

my boy's lungs will be intact

HIS LUNGS WILL BE OK

“I can’t wait to see all the messages on the chat after that,” Magnus giggled.

Alec looked up. “I’m more than a tall glass of water, Magnus!”

SCREAMING

In his dream, he saw them again. But they weren’t smiling this time.

what

wait

THE PROPHETIC DREAMS

nope nope nope

Nah I don't know what you're talking about

haha

damn, I think I really hurt my back...

OK BUT THE IMMORTALITY ANGST???? WAS SO SO GOOD???? I know it makes me cry but is it bad that I'm always so excited for angst written by you because of HOW GOOD it is????

"When I die I will love you from my grave" I NEED THIS ON MY FOREHEAD OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE TWO SO SO MUCH

alright I need to get something for my back and my knee (I'm home alone so this will be fun)

OK, I THINK THE NEXT CHP WILL BE ANJALI'S POV I JUST FEEL IT!!! I miss my girl so much I hope she's doing ok. Jaime too...

I'm rereading all of these chapters after chapter 10 because why not. Bye!!

OKAY I AM GLAD YOU LIKED IT BUT I AM ALSO DEEPLY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.

I hope your knee and back feels better soon!

also fuck that teacher yelling something doesn't make people understand it any better ugh dumb piece of shit anyway screw that person.

I hope you get some good rest and recovery from this rollercoaster of a day.

Take care!

[hufflautia]

I see you’ve been posting a lot of Loki stuff and I gotta say... SAME :))) Marvel is b***h for killing this package of handsome chaos ¡-¡

EHEHEHHE YAYAYAYYA IM SO GLAD U LIKE IT!!!!! i get a little nervous reposting loki-related stuff bc ppl probably dont wanna see that but i love him with all my heart so im just gonna start reposting stuff that I actually like; if anyone wants to tag me in challenges and stuff, pls feel free to do so, bc I remember someone saying that they hold back from tagging me bc it doesn't fit w my theme BUT ITS ALL GUCCI NOW! anyways yyayay anon high five, I hope we’re mutuals <3

[xxjulietcapuletxx]

Entry Four

Modern Version

OMFG so like, Romeo totally fucked me up because like, I was thinking he only wanted me for fun??? Like he wouldn't marry me 💔😪😱😢😭??? I was so sad that I told my nurse 👩🏼‍⚕️and I was like "omg help" and she was like "omg of course" and she went and talked to him and he was like "let's get married" 💍 👰🏼👑 and I was like "yes, be my prince of darkness!!1!1!" So we like totally got married 😌🤤💍 BUT THEN He had to be all stupid and his best friend got like totally murdered (RIP MERCUTIO ⚰️) so he murdered my cousin (RIP TYBALT💔) and they both totally died owO. So like, ahh!!1! Romeo is banished!1!1! But it's totally ok because Friar Lawrence is gonna do something cool so we can be together ❤️🖤😍👌🏾 yayayayya Omfg and my parents still want me to marry Paris this Thursday by the way because like they don't know that I'm already married!1!1!1!! Omfg I'd rather die ⚰️🗡💉💊 Like I'd actually suck the poison out of someone's mouth and die 💣🚬⚔️ Anyway sorry this is such a short post, I need to like, go mourn and whatever. Peace out princes and princesses of darkness Love your queen 👑 P.S omfg I'm so pissed at my mother for being all "Romeo slew Tybalt, Romeo must not live!1!1!" Because she's the reason my dark prince is being taken away 😭💔🙄 ughhhhhh she's suck a stupid bitch Bye for real XD Shakespeare version Entry Four Entry four omfg so liketh, romeo totally fuck'd me up because liketh, i wast bethinking that gent only did want me f'r excit'ment??? liketh that gent wouldn't marryeth me 💔😪😱😢😭??? i wast so depress'd yond i toldeth mine own nurse 👩🏼‍⚕️and i wast liketh "omg holp" and the lady wast liketh "omg of course" and the lady wenteth and did talk to that gent and that gent wast liketh "let's receiveth did marry" 💍 👰🏼👑 and i wast liketh "yes, beest mine own prince of darkness!!1!1!" so we liketh totally did get did marry 😌🤤💍 but then that gent hadst to beest all no more brain than stone and his most wondrous cousin did get liketh totally murd'r'd (rip mercutio ⚰️) so that gent murd'r'd mine own cousin (rip tybalt💔) and those gents both totally kicked the bucket owo. So liketh, ahh!!1! romeo is did banish!1!1! but t's totally tis fine because friar lawrence is gonna doth something merit so we can beest togeth'r ❤️🖤😍👌🏾 yayayayya omfg and mine own parents still wanteth me to marryeth paris this thursday by the way because liketh those gents knoweth not yond i'm already did marry!1!1!1!! omfg i'd rath'r kicketh the bucket ⚰️🗡💉💊 liketh i'd actually sucketh the poison out of someone's that from which we speak and kicketh the bucket 💣🚬⚔️ concluded, be it s'rry this is such a sh'rt posteth, i needeth to liketh, wend mourneth and whatev'r. peace out princes and princesses of darkness loveth thy queen 👑 p. S omfg i'm so piss'd at mine own moth'r f'r being all "romeo slew tybalt, romeo must not live!1!1!" because the lady's the reasoneth mine own dark prince is being taken hence 😭💔🙄 ughhhhhh the lady's such a no more brain than stone wench farewell f'r real xd