#yeah LMAO

[charamuscadmango]

idk dude

[diviously]

during the first time I see rika I thought she's gonna have fighting/dark/etc as her speciality <- i didn't know anything about team star back then

[tothepointofinsanity]

A comic about appetite.

[zillychu]

y'all are FAST wth??? I've already gotten a couple of messages asking if anyone's allowed to write for the fire core AU, and yes you absolutely can!

you can check out my carrd for more detail, but basically... I'm cool with anyone having fun with my art and AUs, you can ask me about stuff or make up your own ideas to tack on. just have fun and be nice!

[sea-lanterns]

Thinking about Arlecchino in the lifeguard au, but she’s actually the lifeguard for the kiddie pool area 😅

She takes her job very seriously, even though she’s surrounded by floatie toys and moms who can’t hide their attraction to the hot lifeguard…

[maxphilippa]

Our pfps being Balloon and Mic make everything we say look like they're having a conversation lol

[spacelazarwolf]

me: i am healing i am wishing the best for others i am growing as a person

my abusive ex whose abuse is still fucking me up in new and creative ways several yrs later: has some sort of heart condition apparently

me: lmao

[ghosts-and-glory]

It’s takes me unusually long to get to answer asks because, okay, okay look at this shit, got an interesting ask about my au, was like, “I wanna draw the answer.” And now I’m halfway through a mini animatic.

I may be stupid.

[magpod-confessions]

hot take apparently but personally i LOVE the fandom ship names.

like

not a combination of both names using only small parts from them both. not a title about their dynamic.

fans literally just put two names next to each other except without any spaces in between. funniest shit i’ve ever seen.

.

[ferniliciousness]

I'm just.... Gonna leave this here... Since y'all don't know about my me edits but like.... ✌️

[hauntedppgpaints]

Brandon Tanev and ghosts. Please.

halloween moodboards // accepting

[hazy-egg]

Breaking news! vote for this orange bastard in the poll for the orangest of charaters by @orangecharactersmackdown​

Now why should you?? here is my propaganda

[vvmylove]

Jake as a Bartender🐰

Just a cute little jake thought/drabble

1k words

Y/N heard about the new bar opening in town, and decided it'd be a nice way to get out of the house after dealing with a nasty breakup. After all, rotting in the house probably was counterproductive to healing. So she went there, and was currently being asked for her order by what looked to be a very tall man with messy hair and a bunny butler-like suit.

“May I take your order?” Jake asked, while he was cleaning out a shot glass. A few weeks ago he decided to take on a job, a job that could make him money quick. 

Under the bright disco lights, Y/N couldn't really get a good glimpse of him. It's not like it mattered much anyways. She sat by the bar table, alongside a few other partiers. Tonight was her night, the night where she will throw out her feelings and then forget about that idiot who broke her heart.

"A glass of uh-" She sighs, now lifting her head to look up at the guy. That was when she realized who she was facing. This guy was pretty cute. Tall. Fluffy dark hair. She raises a brow at him, then shakes her head. "What do you suggest?" She asks him, "Something strong tough" she adds. 

“Something strong, you say?” With one swift motion, Jake poured a generous amount of liquor into a shot glass before sliding it to her with an innocent smile. The liquid was a deep red hue. It swirled as it neared the rim of the glass.

“On the house. ” Jake smirked beneath his mask as he awaited her reaction. Whether for better or worse, he was in for a fun night.

Y/N raised her brow at the guy, wondering what his intentions were for the night. She watched as he placed the shot down on the table, studying the dark hue in the cup. It didn't matter anyways, her heart was broken as she took the drink and gulped it down before setting it down. It only took a few seconds before the beverage stung her throat, leaving a sweet but bitter aftertaste in her mouth. She fakely smiles at the guy, "Thanks boo," she dryly chuckles.

“Boo?” Jake was taken aback slightly, though he hid his emotions well. He gave a casual smile back and chuckled a bit as well.

“It’s my pleasure, madam.” He then gave her a look over. She was attractive, but he didn’t let it show as a light tint of pink appeared on his cheeks.

“I assume something happened? Someone break your heart?“ Jake asked as he took a good look at her. He had noticed her gloomy state as soon as he entered the bar. He had seen people walk in and out of the bar, studying them as he saw a pattern. Usually the ones asking for a strong drink had been through some sort of heartbreak.

Y/N chuckles a little, leaning over the counter. Seems like the drink was strong enough to stir something in her as she proceeds with a bold move. She looks up at the guy with a slight smile,

"Unfortunately, so." She sighs, "Doesn't matter though, i'm not going to let him ruin my night," she hints at him. Y/N knew she was pretty, especially tonight. She could finally wear such a revealing outfit, something her ex would never let her wear out of the house.

He looked down at her, noticing the revealing outfit. It wasn’t unusual for people at the club to wear such outfits. Jake couldn't help but become flustered. She had beautiful curves and a charming aura about her that he couldn't resist. The guy in him had a desire to tease. To make her flustered too. The thought alone made him smirk. “He must've been a pretty big idiot to leave such a beautiful woman like yourself. Was he blind?“

Y/N chuckles at his little comment, "The blindest guy ever." She rolls her eyes in annoyance. She takes in a deep breath, continuing to look up at the guy. She removes herself from the counter to properly face him.

"Another drink?" She asks of him, feeling particularly bold tonight. She wanted to continue their conversation somehow, but needed another drink beforehand.

Jake smirked at her, a little excited as this could be a possibility to keep her entertained all night. The chance to make a beautiful woman flustered was something he craved. He liked playing with his food, if you know what he means. He never really had time for himself, never thinking of it as he used to be too busy keeping up with protecting and the expenses of Big Deal. “Don’t mind if I do,” With  an eyebrow raised, he gave her a sly smile as he gave her a once over.

Y/N noticed that he took a quick glance at her, in which she responded with a wink. She smirks, enjoying the little hints of flirting within their exchanges. She sat on the chair, propping her elbows onto the table as she watched the guy make the drink. He was pretty cute, especially in the bunny outfit he wore.

Jake noticed her response to his glance and smirked. This girl really did have some bold energy. He liked that about her. The bunny suit could make for some fun situations later on. As he finished up working on the new drink, he slid it across the counter to her.

“Your drink, madam.“

Whatever thoughts she had was tossed aside as he slid the drink to her. "I can't be drinking alone, can I?" She giggles as her fingers circle the rim of the drink. She stares down at it, before looking back up at him.

“That depends.“

Jake smirked in response, his eyes narrowing as he looked directly into hers with a cheeky grin.

“ How about something even stronger? Something that’ll have you thinking of me all night?“

Y/N’s eyes widened at his remark. Oh he definitely was flirting with her, but who says she wasn't going to follow along? She glances at him with a smirk, lifting the cup off the table.

"Who says I wasn't already thinking about you?" She smiles.

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(ive never been to a bar before LMAO sorry if its too cheesy)

[rosiespokemontwitterau]

Punching Bugs! ٩( ᐛ )و

[snkts]

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Logan: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Nathan: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Logan: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[vigilskeep]

There’s an LOTR reference in the fen’harel codex entry?

but they were all of them deceived... for another veil was made