#yeah i couldnt stop smiling hehe

[sillyprettyfairy]

new favorite stream just dropped

Bonus:

[justcallmesakira]

HIII OMG I haven’t had a good laugh in a while until i came across your fyodor’s sis dating dazai hcs IT GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭 can i request for dazai’s sister dating fyodor if you’re up for it? fluff crack make it silly if you want i’ll enjoy anything from you for sure!!

"Dazai with a sister dating Fyodor!"

Sypnosis: Uh oh! Looks like Dazais one and only sister he grew up with is dating a rat who the entirety of yokohama is after!

Genre: crack, suggestive? (idk sth is wrong with me)

Warning: More blasting, bombing, terrorrist, rizz,

A/N: AHHH I AM SO HAPPY U ENJOYED IT- AND I AM MORE THEN HAPPY BCS I MADE YOU LAUGH !!! >.<

nahhh like brother like sister :/

NO BCS i feel like fyodor just wanted to temper dazai by using his ugly breedable charms on you

But it backfired terribly! (like his posture)

Though you were his one and oNlY eNeMyS blood relative he just couldnt help but flirt with you and perhaps ykyk do those romantic stuff ppl do

This is so ooc rn ;skull emoji 69x;

However you were extremly LIKE extremly careful to not let your brother know

You literly sneaked off the house as if you were sneaking inthe kitchen to cook a whole buffet at 3am!!

Except you were sneaking off to EAT a whole buffet😏😏

Even the rat himself helped you to sneak to his rusty ahh apartment

Wow! The first thing he actually did for others!!!!!

Honestly dazai would be chill though-

Like oh his sister is dating someone? welp sure! i have exes all around the city hope its not one of them though hehe...HeHe

FUCKING SLU--

You took the risk of rizzing fyodor up infront of him though like:

"I am crime, I am punishment" you: "I know something else you can punish :3"

Dazai woke back from the dead with em bones fish eye when u said that

AYYY DAZAI IN HIS MELANIE MARTINEZ "PORTALS" ERA!!!!1😍

When he find out though.....oh god hes going to give you that light skin stare, with his eyes turning into nothing but a pitch black void

like my soul-- OKAY THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE--

One day you met up with fyodor and you were so excited that you nearly threw his anemic ass to the ground

"Yaaaah fedya,!! we finally met! dont give me that face do u know how hard it is to come and meet you when my lazy ahh brother puts trackers on me!" "Malyshka, please calm down---''

All of a sudden u could hear shuffling which instantly cautions the both of you only for your eyes to be meeted with your brothers eye turning into nothing but pitch black like the face he gave when he saw mori

your getting grounded <3

"Out of all people...out of 8 billion people, sister😀" "I-i-i-i i can explain"

he then looked at fyodor with the ugliest angry face ever "YOU FUCKING RAT HOW DARE YOU WOO MY SISTER WITH FEHUYOUR UGFLY AHH RATUTILLIE NO RIZZ MANIUPULATION I AM GONNA BLAST YO-"

damn.. dazai become eminem

the shift mood between to u then to fyodor was so funny

LIKE YALL SAW THE ADVICE FYODOR GAVE TO DAZAI IN THEIR CELLS? THATS A BIT--- UM YANDERE??????!!

"BROTHER CALM DOWN I WAS NOT MANIUPULATED TF-" "THAT WONT STOP ME FROM MY MANSLAUGHTER ARC" "WHAT?--"

#siblinggoalsfr

fyodor honestly only glared at him with a smile that said "If they annoy you, go for their sibling"

dazai YANKED Your arm taking you back to you apartment and just stared at you as if you got a B in maths

uh oh...

So YEAH after hours of not being able to calm him down he finally accepted!

Dazai gifted fyodor a dead rat in a helicopter after he accepted you guys😍😍😍

No bcz i think u and nikolai would have matching energy--

Nikolai: "Dos-kun bites his nails!" You: "Real except he bites my neck!"

one day ranpo jolted up from his seat with fisheye and slowly turned to you as if you ate his (dead)mother

"Dazai Y/N, you did not..." "Oh yes yes i just did :3"

everybody was so confused like did you steal his snacks or sth???

"like brother like sister i guess...." -ranpo after finding out his bestie is doing unholy things to his enemy

JKJK-

Dazai acted so overdramatic omg- ugh hes so babygirl

"I still cant believe it... MY OWN SISTER DATING-DAT-DATING A STINKY RAT! Wait- WHAT IF YOU GET MARRIED???????!!!!! WILL YOUR NAME BE D-D-D-DOS-DOE RATVESKY?? sis you better let him take your name WAIT NO I WILL NOT SHARE MY NAME WITH HIM UGFYDUTYFE"

dramatic gossip girlie fr

like its literly like

"I took your victory😈" "I took your sisters viriginty😈😈😈"

i am so sorry-WAHHHHHHHHHH- *gets shot in the head by reader for being so dirty*

during gatherings, they just smile at each other protesting in their minds who can take care of u better while your in a chair rollin around and going :3

kuro kuro kuro kuroooo kuro kuro kuro kuro ding luro kuro ding~

until your silly ahh falls! :D

And its just a second of time to see who can cath you first-

Dazais going to turn your wedding into an arson commitment!

"Breaking news!, Depressed man who half the fandom slanders burns down his sisters wdding venue with soy sauce!"

Well... its a funky ride! but hey its fyodor

A/N: i know its short but i tried okay- ENJOY!! i love doing crack if i cant laugh or be happy i will make others happy!! <33

Divider crds: @nikolaismasquerade

tags! @silverbladexyz @riiwrites @chuuyasboner @heartsfourdazai @atlasnessie @atsquie @tojifile @biscuits-lovely-corner @darling--angst

[yeondollie]

ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ ♡ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

'if i wan' her, imma steal her.' .ᐟ

. . paring ; huening kai x fem! reader

. . warnings ; ғʟᴜғғ .ᐟ, they are so cringe but cute i cant hehe :>, nicknames (my love and pretty girl), kissing, swearing, beach setting, i thinkk thats it this is just really cute hehe :p

. . words ; 0.7k

a/n ; i was going through my masterlist and i realized i have nothing for kai ahhh :< ! im so so so so so sorry ning but i started out with a fluff and i really think its cute. i wish it was longer but its one am and i am running on ariana grandes album hehe :p but if you guys like it maybeeee part two ? not proof read !

"kai put me down!" you laughed as he held you bridal style, inching closer and closer towards the sea. you weren't afraid of the ocean, you loved it in fact but you just knew how huening kai was. splashing water with him was on a whole differnt level.

he just laughed with that pretty smile of his while putting you down into the cold water, dunking your head underneath. while coming back up for a breather you felt his large hands wrap around your waist. you had to admit, it gave you butterflies no matter how many times he did it.

he made you feel so warm inside, you couldn't explain it no matter who asked. it was like you two couldn't be seperated. where you went, huening went. where kai went, you went. there was nothing stopping you guys from being the sappy couple you were.

whenever he would stare at you, like he was doing right now, you couldn't help but get nervous. is he looking at how pretty you are or slighty judging you? lucky for you, he was admiring how breathtaking you are. everytime without fail, you'd catch him smiling with those pretty eyes when staring at you.

"what is there something on my face?" you asked, smirking slightly.

he raised his eyebrows, a smile accompaning it soon after. "yeah actually.. i think you have a bad case of beautiful pretty gorgeous amazing girlfriend fever." he says, placing a big kiss on your cheek. you giggled loudly and payed him back by placing more kisses all over his face.

"i think you might possibly have a bunch of lipstick stains on your face." you say, trying your best to rub them off. instead he gently pulled your hands away, wanting you to leave them on his face. "hey! i actually like when my girlfriend gives me love, keep them. please?" he says gently, placing your hands in his.

the two of you were still in the ocean, a beautiful sunset behind the both of you. it was so cheesy. a love story on the beach? yet kai made every corny second feel like a spark. there was no dull moment with him, and i mean ever. you were always smiling or laughing with him, you weren't even sure why.

"_____ you're the girl i wanna be with forever, you know that?"

god what was he doing to you? this feeling was weird. it was like you were crying but no part of you was sad. you were in everyway happy but you couldnt help the tears fallng down your already wet cheeks. "kai.." you say, wrapping your arms around his shoulder.

"why are you crying? did i.. sorry was that weird?" he took his large hands to wipe the tears away from your pretty face. instead of answering him you went up to kiss him. it was full of love, passion, and affection. his arms went back around your waist and yours stayed wrapped around his neck,

the longer the kiss went on, the more tears spilled from your eyes. when the two of you finally disconnected, you spoke through your shaky voice. "kai i.. i don't d-deserve you.."

his eyebrows furrowed and brought you closer to him. your head rested against his wet, cold chest but no it wasnt hold. not in the slightest. every touch with him was warm, even in this situation. "_____ i'm even lucky to know you but to hold you? kiss you? be yours? i've never been happier my love."

everything was perfect. the setting of course, the beach was gorgeous and the sunset made everything feel so romantic. the weather, it was warm and cozy for the time being. yet your favorite part? the boy.

huening kai made everything worth it. to see his big smile, to hear his goofy laugh, and to be his was your absolute favorite. "kai.. i-i."

"shh.. i got you pretty girl. i love you, more than myself. okay?" he said, holding your hands in his and whispering in your ears. your eyes shed their final tears and just let the words sink in. this was everything you could've wished for.

"forever?" you ask, smiling under your breath.

"duh."

[cupoftaae]

9 & 6 with jimin hehe 🥹

6- "I hate how much I love you." x 9- "and why are you so jealous?" x JIMIN

warnings- swearing, fluff , College AU

A/N- Hi sweetheart, so sorry this is so late, and kinda short, I am a bit behind with my work but I hope you enjoy this <3 -Nini

--

"and why are you so jealous?" Jimin smirked, nudging his shoulder against yours as you both walk home.

"who the hell said Im jealous? me? jealous? thats really funny, jimin" you roll your eyes and adjust your bag, wishing you were at your house already.

"so you dont care if I invite Felicity over as my date for the christmas party?"

"why would I?"

"because" he looked down at his feet as they walked, "you seemed pretty upset when I originally told you"

Scoffing, you respond, "jimin I was upset because you and I agreed we would go together if we couldnt find dates, and I actaully did want to go, now I cant"

"mhm, okay well you do know you can still show up" he smiled

"nope. I am not gonna show up as the one and only single, that is just awkward"

He giggles, "oh im sure you wont be the only one"

"yes I will...whatever Im done discussing this, didnt you just walk past your house?" you gesture behind you, "why are you following me"

He shrugged, "just wanna walk you home I guess"

You glared at him, "okay...."

It was a silent walk up until you got to the footing of your yard, you awkwardly looked at him, "well, I'll see you tomorrow I guess?"

He smiled, "you wanna come to the Christmas thing with me huh?"

"what??" your eyes widened

"cmon y/n, why are you being stubborn, just admit it" his voice was teasing

"ok jimin, sounds like you are the one who wants me to go with you, not the other way around"

"and what if I do?"

You stopped and turned around, facing him completely, "What?"

"what if I do wanna take you?" he laughed softly, "is that such a bad thing?"

"um...what about Felicity?"

He scoffed, "you are so difficult, I was never gonna take her, she asked me and I already told her no....just wanted to rile you up a bit"

"asshole" you glared

"so you wanna come or not? I know you do"

You cross your arms "and what If I already have a date"

He smiled, "you dont, you literally just said you didnt. You kinda suck at playing it even, doll."

You sighed deeply, "god, youre annoying"

"you love me, you know it"

"more like I hate how much I love you" you voiced, scoffing as he slowly stepped forward

"so....i'll pick you up at 7 tomorrow?" he mumbled, standing close to you as your face slowly turned red. You mentally punched yourself for showing your emotions on your face 24/7 around him.

Yeah you had a tiny crush on Jimin.....

Okay maybe you reaaaally liked jimin.

But the ass was cocky enough, a small blush from you was enough to boost his ego by 5x.

clearing your throat, you spoke, "um..if i have to, like theres no other choice here"

He smirked, "yeah I bet you hate this"

"I do" you lowered your gaze

His hand gently brushed your hair back, the touch making you still all movements as your eyes widened. Youve never seen him this close.

"mm, show me how much you hate me when I come by tomorrow, dress cute okay? I'll show you off" he whispered before beginning to step back and walk the other way towards his house, leaving you speechless on the front porch.

Your mom suddenly opened the front door, smiling

"was that jimin?!"

You watched as he walked out of site

"yup....that was Jimin"

[tony-gunks-italian-pizzeria]

Chapter Two: Family Issues.

The next morning, Todd wakes up without any recollection of how he ended up where he seemed to be. He was hanging by his feet, they were tied with a rope. Looking around he noticed that he had been hanging from a meat hook. In front of him were those same bags from the day before, at the end of the line still hung the dog's bag. Todd shuffled and swung until he was free, crashing onto the cold ground. Todd noticed something else, he couldnt feel how cold the freezer was.

Knocking sounded on the iron door, shave and a haircut. It stopped and the door swung open, “Two clips! How's it hanging?? Eh? Oh you're on the floor.” Tony shouts excitedly, turning into a somber realization. “Did you kidnap me and put me in the freezer??” Todd inquires angrily. “Sure did, kid.” Tony says proudly. “Now here's the deal.” Hid demeanor changed, “You and me, we cant leave the building during the day, so im putting you on drain duty. I'll have a new shipment of sauce this afternoon. Hop to the register for now though!” Tony smiles and leave the freezer, shutting the door behind him.

“Wait how do i-? Crap.” Todd mumbles before getting up and starting toward the door.

Gunk waits at the register as the morning customers start rolling in and asking for their usual version of Tony's breakfast pizza and coffee. He and Todd trade places and he heads for the kitchen. Todd feels eyes on him the entire morning, any time he would look over his shoulder, Tony's kind yet sharp eyes would pierce his very soul. If Todd even had one of those any more.

Noon comes, the store is empty say for Todd, Tony and two other employees. Tony yells from the kitchen, “Hey, employee of the month! I gotta go catch the newest shipment, I'll be back very soon.” Tony smirks and leaves through the back.

Tony glides through his cities alleys. Above the homeless citizens and druggies. He thinks his vice superior to theirs, he is just as dependant on his own, however. Tony chuckles at the coincidence. He perches on a rooftop, silent as a mouse, to watch a young lady stroll by the dinghy area they find themselves in. Swooping down without a sound Tony announces his presence as to not scare the girl.. more.

“Good evening,” Tony giggles slightly at the cliche. “Oh my go-” the woman gasps, “oh hey!”

“Hey?” Tony questions

“Yeah hey, you're the guy from the commercials.” She chuckles.

“Yes i am! Have ya stopped by yet?” He asks.

“Noo, but its my list.” They walk side by side before the main street ahead.

“How about we go now?” Tony offered.

“Erhm i dont know, ive got places to be at the moment. Tomorrow?” She lends a compromise.

“No, I insist.” Tony says, his tone calmer, relaxing.. He inches closer.

A scream, lets loose throughout the streets and alleys of New York.

Todd looks through the window, its dark, the sun has mostly set over the horizon. He figures it a better time than any to make an escape and maybe, hopefully find a phone or police station. What he's been witness to is pure evil, and he craves from the bottom of his soul to stop it.

“Where ya headed off to? Hehe.” A rough heavy accent calls from the kitchen, the back door shutting loudly.

“I uhm, i need fresh air. Ive been inside for a whole day almost, uh boss.” Todd squeaks.

“You couldnt be more transparent than if ya looked in a mirror. Booyah, reflection jokes all day.” Tony laughs.

“I would be super grateful, Tony, let me outside.” Todd pleads. Tony simply snaps his fingers as two hooded men come out of the back, “Restrain him, im havin a night on the town. I deserve it after all my hard work on the supply run. Ill be back soon boys.”

“Tony pleas-” Todd his knocked to the ground and dragged back into the freezer.

Tony strolls the late night streets. A cool breeze pushes his cape from his cloaked body. Tony feels like he's finally on top of the world. His plans are working out one after another and he gets to have fun while he's at it. What more could he ask for. Amongst the missing dog posters on a street post is a missing person poster. Underneath the picture of Syrup, the dog Tony had taken for the pizza, reads, “Missing Person: Richard Kind, height: 5'11, hair: black, etc, etc. If you have any tips or happen to find him or his body please call:” Tony recognized the number, it belonged to his sister.

The next morning, Tony sits in his office, his eye on the freezer door and his fingers over the dial button. He sighs with a, “Why do ya make things so complicated Tony? Agh fuck it.” He presses dial, the phone rings. And rings. And rings. Finally, “Hello? Who is this?” a feminine voice asks. A gentle, opposite sounding voice responds, “Heya sis, its uh- me. Guess i have some explaining ta do-”

“You bet your balding ass ya do!” She yells

“Heyy. First off, im not balding anym-” he interjects

“I dont care, Rich! Thats not what i wanna hear explained right now! I want to know where you've been the passed four months! This isnt like you not to at least call, you always check in. I swear- you've got Papa worried sick!”

“Erm uh- *ahem* Listen sis, can we meet at my place? Ill have more time to clear it up then.” Tony suggests.

“That sounds good. How about noon?” She asks

“Sorry Sam uh- how about tonight when i get off work?” Tony replies

“Fine Rich.” Samantha hangs up. Tony sits back and with his voice returned, with a sigh says, “Boy.. I'm stressed.”

[zorkaya-moved]

continued from discord with @windtorn 💚

"whaaat! no way, no chance, no how! say it isnt so! that easy huh? just like that?" sampo spoke in a tone playfully dramatic with a sing-song lilt to it, but they way his eyes glinted colored him intrigued. "you know, i was just teasing…are you teasing me too now? what's the catch, hm?" the amusement in his eyes didnt diminish but his eyes did darken at her mention of her yearning that he couldn't quite discern the meaning of. something unobtainable and out of his power. he only had inklings of ideas, and none of which were conclusions that he liked. his voice rumbles in his throat but he keeps the cheery facade up. "dont know about that, gorgeous. you still feel plenty sturdy to me." his grip tightens on her slightly, teasingly showing so physically, even though the intent of his words drew from something more intangible. "you're right though, i couldnt, hehe. not even if i wanted to, but i don't think its time for you to break yet anyway." he finds himself squeezing her hand back without thinking about it. "you sure do know how to wriggle your way into a man's heart! my dear zarina, as cunning as she is stunning. eesh, now you got me worried there. keep complimenting me like that and i might never leave." she already had. writhed right in, burrowed beneath the skin and found the empty cavity in his chest. she had made her home there, no matter how sampo might deny the existing warmth that she had kindled there. she looked at him with eyes unfeeling and he mirrors back with glossy playfulness, which was simply a mask slowly dissipating away. "well, yeah. course you are. and you don't need silly ol' sampo koski here to tell you that neither."

At his inquiries, Zarina only hums in response at first. Their slow dane continues to lull her into a state of peaceful stasis, not unwelcome this time. His dramatics bring some color into her monochrome palette, but her lips curl into an amused smile at him trying to find a cast in this proposal from hers truly. "When plays are written and done, nothing is there. I can only wait for you to come back to entertain me. So why not repay you back with something you'd want? You give me your time, I give back what you request from me. What do you want?"

No catch, a simple exchange. She praised herself to be a fair business lady on this little planet. Her laughter came back yet again when Sampo would call her sturdy, the squeezes he was giving her to prove his point were precious and appreciated. The warmth from his body and touch were making her feel just a bit closer to how things were thousands upon thousand years ago.

"You're right, there is still unfinished business to complete," her mystery remains intact, not telling exactly how old she is or what she is. Right now, she is just a woman dancing in the dark of a Fragmentum-tainted place with a man whose ambitions were just as high as his ability to charm almost anyone into underestimating him. "Charming men, women, anyone... I wish I can turn off that skill of mine. I won't put it against you if you want to escape from me." She shrugs, pushing away all and any memories connected to that skillset of hers. A beast in the beauty, that's what they called her.

"But what if I don't want you to leave? It's too early for you to escape from my gravity," she tilts her head to the side, showing confusion on her pretty doll-like face. It's too early for you to disappear, if it's not time for me to break then it's not the time for you to leave. Zarina's steps would stop when the last words left Koski, putting their dance to an abrupt stop. "On the contrary, Sampo. You need to tell me everything in as much detail as you can. You see, I quite enjoy the sound of your voice. Feed my ego some more, won't you?" Her smirk is smug and confident, playfulness remains challenging. Hr hand travels from his shoulder to cup his cheek, gloved thumb caressing his skin. "Mhmm, yes... You should ask me what you want. The only catch is that you keep visiting me and give me your time."

[shiggyscumrag]

Teasing the MHA boys and What would turn them on

Some of these will be vanilla while others are...pretty kinky- Uh so yeah enjoy :D

Bakugou

He would over stim you for being a brat.

Even if you weren't acting like a brat and didnt deserve a punishment in the slightest, he will still over stim you to the point that you're sobbing.

You catch an attitude with him for no reason, oh you better watch out. You're getting a slap to your ass then being put over his knee and fingered till you cant cum anymore. Then he'll fuck you and still expect you to cum :)

"Katsuki please! I cant cum anymore! Please stop, please!" You pleaded for mercy as Katsuki only kept finger fucking you into oblivion. Mascara and Eye liner ran down your face as tears came running down in a heavy flow. You can't even remember what you did to deserve this punishment, but it did feel pretty good.

"This is what bratty bitches get! They don't get my cock, they get my fingers! So you better take it and like it! Cause this is the only way you're finna cum tonight!"

Kirishima

He would love sucking on your nipples-

LISTEN! HERE ME OUT OKAY?!?!

He just lives for your tits and all their glory! He loves how soft and squishy they are

He also loves biting them and covering them fully in different shades of purple from all the hickies he gives you.

Loves having them in his mouth in general, and because he plays with them so much, your nips have grown extra sensitive to his touch~

He would get so turned on if you pressed your tits against him or they were showing. Like in a bikini or a skimpier dress/shirt. He would lose his mind-

"K-kiri!" You moan out. A grunt comes from Kirishimas mouth that sends vibrations throw your tit. A shiver runs up your spin.

"Kiri I'm extra sensitive today! Please be- please be carful!" You cried. Kirishima then detaches from your tit with a loud pop.

"Its okay pebble! Your tits just looked so good in that dress that I had to have a taste!" He stated with a cheeky smile now pulling up the straps to your dress. "Now we have to hurry or we'll be late to lunch!"

Denki

Quirk playyyy~

Denki is sadomasochistic, no if, and's, or buts

He would love the pleasure of you squeezing around his length as he sends electric shocks throughout of your body.

It would stim from when you were both training together and he shocked you on accident and you moaned and he just kinda looked at you like: 🤠

Game changer hehe

"Mhm, yeah you like it when I send electricity straight to that slutty clit of yours?" He said slapping your clit as a small spark went off. You were so fucked dumb at this point you couldnt even register what he was saying. You just batted your pretty eyes and called out his name like a broken record. Pleading for more and more and more, and Denki was happy to deliver.

Sero

Sero is your own personal choker-

He would use his tape, hands, etc.

He loves you to the moon and back and only wants you to he his and only his.

I like the head canon of sero being our Latin king so imma okay into that. He would love if you call him papi and ask him to choke you during seggs😫

"P-papi! S'to much, to much!" You moan out as Sero pounds into your leaking cunt.

"Ah, can baby not take it?" Sero said with fake sympathy. You clawed at his wrist that was gripping tightly into your hip. "What is it mi amor?" He whispered into your ear as he leaned over you, body weight stretching your legs up higher.

"Choke me! P-please!" You squealed out. Sero could feel his cock twitch at hearing your beg for his hand to wrap around your throat.

Iida

Piss...NO I'M JKJKJKJK-unless👀

Okay but like for real though this man has a breeding kink JALDMDBAKL

LIKE, I've made a fic about this before but like he would see sex as a way to mate you and make you his forever

Like once you've rode his dick and hes fucked his kids into you, you ain't leavin

"Tenya! Tenya more! Need more! Need you to fill me up with your cum!"

Iida kept up his steady pace of deep thrust that felt like it was bruising your cervix everytime it struck.

"You want my cum pumpkin? You want it? You want me to fill you up and make you a mommy?" He said grabbing you by the chin and lifting you to have your back against his chest and he pounded into you deeper.

Midoriya

Midoriya would like thigh riding, and it stims from him LOVING when you sit on his lap

OMG THAT MAN LOVES WHEN YOU SIT ON HIS LAP

It makes him feel all warm and fuzzy and makes his heart go brrrrr<3

He would love seeing your face contort into the most lewd expressions hes ever seen from just his thigh

It would get him all hot and bothered thinking about all the faces and noise you would make when his cock split you in half

As you sat on Izuku's lap you slowly started to grind against his clothed member. You felt him twitch under your touch, hands digging harder into you hips. A bruising force you loved more than anything in the world. You turned to kiss his freckled cheek. That's when he grabs you by the waist and flips you around to straddle his thigh. You looked at him, a shock yet lustful look in your eyes. He smirks and places a chaste kiss on your lips.

"Move." He said smacking your ass. A little whimper falling from your lips. You started to move your hips back and forth against his jean covered thigh. "Ride my thigh like the dirty slut you are."

Shoji

Two words. BODY WORSHIPPING!!!!

He is a body worshipping king! He lives you no matter what your size!

He is very strong and big so he can pick you up and toss you over his shoulder no matter how big he is.

He doesnt care if you have scars, moles, freckles, dimples, tummy roles, hip dips, back fat, if your really skinny, etc. He finds everything cute on you<3

"Who's my pretty doll?" He asked slowly finger fucking you while making eye contact through the mirror you are sprawled in front of.

"M-me! I'm y-your pretty doll!" You whimpered

"That's right, what a good girl you are! So perfect for me!" He says kissing your cheek and hus finger start to pump in and out of you faster and faster. A squeal rips from your throat as you clench hard around his fingers. You can feel your release coming soon.

"Go on doll, cum on my fingers~"

Shinsou

Okay cause this obviously or whatever but he would be into tying you upobviously, so that's a big turn on for him.

But he would also be into pet play<3

You come crawling up in between his legs begging to suck his cock and he'll almost bust right then and there-

Shinsou has finally been given a day off to spend with his cute kitty. You sink down onto the floor now crawling towards the gap between Shinsou's legs. He looks down and sees your big pleading kitten eyes staring up at him. Your hands kneading his thighs.

"What do you need kitten?"

"Can I please suck your cock master?"

Shinsou nearly busted in that moment.

Tamaki

Tamaki is REALLY easy to turn on

He's already easily flustered so it's even easier to work him up.

A slight feel up would get him rock hard and leaking for you to just devour him

He would be a soft dom but would also like being dominated. 1000% a pillow prince when he is a bottom. Always so needy for mommy/daddy/master.

"Tamaki?" You say, a sort of lust filling your voice as you speak to him. You lean over his shoulder, causing him to pause what he was doing. You grab him by the chin and turn his head towards your face, locking eyes with his. "Mommy/Daddy/Master wants to give you a treat since you've been such a good boy. Would you want that?" You ask leaning dangoursly close to his face, centimeters away from brushing against his pink lips.

"Y-yes bunny." He said cheeks flushed a deep red.

[jeanownsme]

somno w jimin

warnings- unprotected sex (dont do it pls 🙏), light choking, somno (consented), latenight sex, dom! jimin sub! reader, dubcon, cumeating, degrading (only once tho), praising, jimin lowk has a daddy kink LMAO, nutting inside, cockwarming at the end

A/N- this was kinda bad im sorry 😭

     “baby are you sure this is okay.. what if i hurt you ?” you boyfriend said, he was so loving and he cared about you so much. thats what made you fall for him. you asked him if you could try something new in bed.. at first he was a bit hesitant, but then he imagined you sleeping and waking up to him inside you.

  “you could never hurt me” you smiled putting your hand over his.

   “i love you okay ?” you leaned over to kiss his cheek, ruffling his fluffy hair. he grabbed your face gently and pulled you closer, his lips kiss onto yours.

   “hehe i love you too cutie”

   jimin couldnt sleep, no matter how hard he tried. he looked over at the time 2:14 am it read, he groaned and leaned back on his pillow what do i do now. he looked over to your side of the bed, you were still sleeping. your leg was over a pillow, hugging it. he looked down and saw your panties showing. ahh you tease whyd you have to only wear a shirt.

   jimin caressed your face, adoring you. how could his girlfriend be so effortlessly beautiful. you looked so cute sleeping, so peaceful. the way your hair covers your face, letting out little snores. he gently removed the pillow and lifted your shirt up, revealing your lower half.

   his dick hardens, his hand makes its way over to your panties. he slides them down to your knees, trying not to wake you. not that you would anyways, you were a deep sleeper. his big hand rubs your ass, giving it a light squeeze. then it makes its way over to your pussy, he gently rubs your clit making figure 8s around it. earning a soft moan you, he smirked and continued rubbing. you slowly started to get more wet, so he stopped.

    pulling his boxers down, he gave his cock a few pumps precum leaking out of it. he wiped it off with his fingers, putting them into your open mouth. unconsciously you sucked on his fingers what a little slut,  his other hand guiding himself into your hole.

   he slowly pushes in, groaning at the stretch. he takes his hand out of your mouth and moves it to your boobs, fingers rubbing over your sensitive nipples. you whined rutting your ass against his dick.

   “ahh- jimin” you moaned in your sleep, moving faster he grabs onto your hips for leverage.

   “fuckkkk y/n you feel so good” his lips kiss onto your neck, you were for sure going to wakeup now, especially because of how hard he was going.

   “j-jimin ?” you slowly woke up, your hands rubbing your eyes, letting out little groaned. his hand lets go of your hip, and goes to your neck.

   “youre fucking dripping princess, youre so cute.”  his other hand rubs at your clit.

   “ahh feels-feels good” you gripped onto your pillow drowning your moans with it. drool starts to drip from your mouth, he was fucking you dumb.

   “oh yeah ? tell me how good it feels, tell daddy how much you need him” he slows down, the hand on your neck squeezes harder.

   “need you so bad daddy please, youre making me feel so good… ahh fuck go faster please” you whined at the sudden loss of motion. he fucks into you faster and rubs your clit, you were so close, he could tell by the way you were squeezing him.

  “f-fuck ahh gonna cum im gonna cum”

  “cum for me beautiful, come on you can do it… i think im gonna cum too” you could feel his breathing on your ear as his voice got shakier. you moaned loudly, cumming around his cock. both his hands now focused on gripping onto your waist.

   “cum inside me, please daddy i wanna get filled” you cried, shaking now from the overstimulation. he squeezed your waist harder as his thrusts got messier. he was in deep, it felt so good. he groaned as he filled you with his cum, he stayed there not pulling out.

   “you did so good cutie” he panted and moved the hair out of your face and kissed your lips. he pulled out, pushing his leaking cum back into your pussy.

  “no no, i want you to stay inside of me” you demanded, putting him back inside and kissing him back.

  “cant get enough of me huh” he jokingly laughed. his arms wrapped around your body, holding you in his arms.

  “of course not” you said, you both laid back and enjoyed each others comfort. drained from what just happened.

[introloves]

i saw you mention destroying virgin hinata,,,,,pls elaborate. i didn’t realize i needed that in my life but omg. head full many thoughts

omg my first drabble for hinata, lets see if i can do this sunshine justice bc brazil hinata lives rent free in my head so we going with big muscle, sun-kissed hinata for this one hehe (ALSO OOPS THIS GOT KINDA LONG SORRY!) also this is for f! reader!

he felt guilty, hinata felt absolutely guilty looking at you like he wanted to devour you.

the way your thighs looked beneath the dress you wore, your soft skin, you looked supple and beautiful.

you were perched on his couch, legs crisscrossed, comfy around your boyfriend.

“sho?”

“y-yeah?” you giggled at the way he seemed to be absolutely out of it.

“you’ve been staring at me for a long time, you okay?” the tips of his ears flushed red, he looked away swiftly, unable to meet your gaze.

“yeah! its just...” he exhaled, steeling himself, “you look good.”

hinata pinned you with a stare you’ve only seen him sport during volleyball.

oh.

this time you ran hot with his gaze, your hand came up to block him from view while you basically simmered into the couch.

he was on you in no time, prying your hands away, he thought that he had made you feel bad. you quickly dismissed his claims. explaining to him just how intense he could look.

by this point he was well aware of the feelings simmering in his stomach, no one had ever made him feel like you did. you made him feel like a man, so far his life practically evolved around volleyball, he just recently squeezed you in. you had been quickly taking a larger part of his heart, and as he hovered over you, wrists still in his hand, he realized that he was aroused.

he felt gross at the thought, you weren’t doing anything particularly sexual, just the way your skin looked presented so pretty for him made his baser instincts flare.

your eyes formed half moons as you smiled brightly up at him, still in a playing mood you shook free of his grasp, wrestling your much stronger boyfriend down beneath you.

your dress had hitched itself even higher as you perched on his lap not caring about flashing your undies at him, hinata always made you feel safe and you weren’t a very modest person anyways.

he squeaked as you settled right on top his dick, which was growing with need, throbbing at the heat currently situated right atop it.

“s-stop you shouldn’t-“ he squeaked out, your eyebrows furrowed at the sudden change in attitude he had.

“shouldn’t what?” you asked, leaning forward to try and lock your gaze with his. he jumped, hands coming to clamp down on your waist.

ohh.

your eyes widened at the realization, he was hard against you.

he made a move to tug you off him, but you placed a hand on his forearms.

“l-let me... help you.”

he was your boyfriend after all, this was something boyfriend and girlfriends did.

those words like a punch to the gut, he was sure he was going to cum embarrassingly fast with how just your words affected him.

he nodded, releasing a breath he didnt know he was holding as you smiled... and began rocking your hips against him.

there was no soft build up, he quickly blinked in awe at the feeling of your cunt dragging over his dick.

his hands kept a bruising grip on your waist, biceps bulging with the restraint of ‘dont cum, dont cum, dont cum’ playing over and over in his head.

your own pants lingered in the air as his dick provided the hardness you needed to get off, there was little barrier between your undies (which were soaking... much to hinatas pleasure) and him.

hinata had never felt like this, the fantasy of a woman’s heat so close to him paled in comparison to you rocking against him. his toes curled, his own hips rocking up to meet you.

he couldnt keep up, this was too much too soon for him. he didnt wanna cum in his pants like a teenaged boy. he was ashamed at how little expirience he had, but he still wanted to make you feel good.

you sped up suddenly, wanting to see how he’d react to your teasing, but it felt like his world was tilting on its axis.

he stopped you, mustering all the strength he could to keep you still above him.

“s-stop! stop... please stop.” he cried.

“you dont wanna?” you huffed, struggling to keep your undulating hips still. hinata groaned out a painful noise, he ran a hand through his vibrant hair in frustration, and embarrassment. how was he going to tell his absolute sexy girlfriend he was twenty something and still a virgin.

with a deep breath he managed to stutter out a coherent sentence.

“i’m a virgin.” the words hung heavy around him, he sat there once again unable to meet your gaze.

you shuddered at the confession, it was like a switch had flipped. you once again moved against him and hinata all but choked at the feeling of your cunt work yourself over him.

“i’m going to ruin you.” you rasped out, hands coming up to cup his face as you held him against you while your mouth clashed against his.

“fuuuck.” he groaned at your words, his head thrown back agaist the couch to breathe, disconnected from your kiss for just a second.

you were going to ruin him? those words played over and over, he pondered the thought before he realized he wanted you to ruin him.

he nodded, unable to speak, his tongue heavy in his mouth.

you made quick work of his pants, moving his boxers down his thighs.

your eyes roamed up his dick, it was so pretty. it was pale and much bigger than what you had thought, you knew it was going to give you a good burn once you sunk down onto it.

it was your turn to let out a fucked out noise and hinata ate it up, swallowing hard at the way you regarded him.

“all good?” he questioned, nervous at having someone else look at him like this.

“oh shoyo, its better than good. you have such a nice cock.”

and with that you move your panties to the side, once again hinata tenses at the look of your dripping pussy. he moans unabashedly at the sight, his eyes rolling to the back of his head as you begin sheating yourself onto him.

hes never felt anything so tight, his eyes wide as he stares up at you in awe.

you thought you’d hold up better than you were currently, maybe it was because it was shoyo filling you up, or because of the position you were in made him reach inside you extra deep, whatever it was you panted like a dog in heat.

“sthat okay?” you slurred and he could do nothing more than nod, eyes tightly closed. his hips jerked beneath you, twitching.

you bit your lip at the jolts, knowing he wasnt going to last long.

“i’m already close. i’m sorry, im so sorry.” he whines, and you quickly shut him up.

“shh.” you coo, starting a slow pace up and down his cock.

“youre doing so good, youre doing so good for me.” you whine, choking on the way he felt against you... fuck maybe you were going to cum.

however that thought is short lived as you impale yourself onto him, over and over.

“fuck! i’m cumming! i’m cumming!” he babbles, taking a hold of you and pushing you down on him, you let him, you let him use you for the time being while he cums hotly inside you.

hinata jerks with the force of his release, cumming harder than he ever as.

you do nothing but coo above him,

“there you go, cum for me.”

he’s dizzy with your words and the way you clench around him to prolong his release.

hes well spent by the time he finally stops painting your pussy white with his cum.

there’s a minute of reprieve, just breathing against you until he gasps as he realizes just exactly what happened.

he grabs you unexpectedly. pushing his nose right between your boobs, laughing.

“youre my first!” he laughs, the type of laugh that comes deep within his stomach.

“and you just made me cum so hard.” he holds you tight, hands roaming your back, squeezing your ass slightly.

you laugh with him, heart so very light because with hinata everything is so easy.

“you know i’m going to pay you back for that right?” you make no noise, still processing what he means by that statement- until he makes a show of pistoning his softening cock in and out of you, making an absolute mess, his cum and your slickness dripping down his balls, slickening your thighs, making you squelch against it all.

you pant, worried about your pussy as you remember his insane stamina.

“w-what a second shoyo! you need to wait, aren’t you still sensitive?” you question, and he pins you with another intense gaze.

“whats that gotta do with anything?” he deadpans.

he had the gaze of a predator now, as you looked up at you between your tits.

[musubiki]

ok w your last comic i need to know if you have any beta versions of limochi actually getting together ✋ (also the way mochi and lime are looking at each other in the ‘i want her to love me as a man’ panel is…. everything. god they’re so in love)

oooh YES I DO !!!!!!!! heres a rough version of what their actual getting together looks like:

- doesnt happen until the very VERY end. after the last boss battle when finally, FINALLY everything settles down. mochis power is finally finished growing, all major bad guys defeated, so no big adventures left. just small time witchy life.

- lime is standing by the wall bordering mochis yard that overlooks some of the town and the ocean, just kind of mentally recovering from all the bullshit they went through. mochi brought everyone over for a lil dinner get together to celebrate everything being fucking OVER.

- but she goes outside to see if hes okay (hehe alone time)

- they talk, limes like "so what now?" and she just gives a soft smile and says "yeah, what now, huh?"

- and lime just stares at her for a long time. soft eyes

- when she notices she turns to him and asks "what?" to which he remains quiet for a bit. and in some moment of sheer bravery he (calmly, surprisingly) asks her, "...will you go out with me?"

- and shes SHOOOOK

- but IMMEDIATELY everyone fucking gets in the way again like "HEY mochi WHENS DINNER HAHA what you guys talking about?" AND MOCHI DOESNT GET A CHANCE TO ANSWER

- limes bad luck with these things never runs dry

- cut immediately to a few days later, mochi is recounting this whole thing to coco and is like "HE ASKED ME OUT AND I COULDNT EVEN ANSWER HIM AAA WHAT DO I DO ?!?!" and cocos like "oh lmao sorry i wouldnt have interrupted if i knew"

- and lime is talking to oscar and taffy like "I already asked her out IM NOT GONNA BACK DOWN NOW I AM GOING TO GET HER ANSWER IF IT KILLS ME." he is DETERMINED NOW

- and mochi on her end being like "ive loved him for like ten years I AM NOT LETTING THIS OPPORTUNITY GO TO WASTE!!"

- mochi next time she sees lime asks him, VERY NERVOUSLY, "H-hey so uhm- i need to go ingredient hunting and i was wondering if you wanted to come with me!! just you!!" and lime, equally nervous is like "YES!! IM ALREADY PACKED WHEN ARE WE GOING!!"

- the tension is suffocating

- when they get there mochi is. nervous. so nervous. theyre all alone in mochis little mountain getaway where it has easy access to a lot of spell ingredients. just her and lime 👀

- for a little bit its actually really tense and awkward cuz neither of them say anything about it. limes a little nervous to ask her AGAIN and mochi doesnt know how to bring it up (and starts gaslighting herself like "wait am i sure i even heard him correctly??")

- one night theyre sitting on the porch talking, and lime is giving her that look again. still loving the hell out of her

- in a quiet moment he takes a deep breath and says, "...When are we gonna stop pretending we dont have feelings for each other?"

- which was him just playing a hunch really and PRAYING she ACTUALLY felt something about him and he wasnt an idiot

- and mochi goes mad red in the face. callout

- when she turns her head to him, he slowly leans over and kisses her. FINALLY

- when he pulls away he mutters out a simple "I'm in love with you." tells her how shes all hes ever wanted and just pours all his feelings out to her in this one moment. she starts crying shes happy and overwhelmed.

- when she whispers a soft "I love you too." his first reaction is just "For real?" HES SURPRISED. Like, its what he was hoping for but still, hearing her say it makes him feel like hes dreaming. and he kisses her again

- and one kiss turns into more and more, deeper and hotter kisses, to the point where she nearly runs out of breath and he cant take his lips off her, nor can he stop his hands from wondering

- they cant keep their hands off each other. hes lifting her up on him and carrying her to the bed and climbing on top of her. hes been wanting her for so long and now that he has her he cant take it anymore

- he does not let her get any sleep that night. (also remember that little character trait of lime that hes naturally good at everything he does? yeah hes REALLY good at making mochi feel good)

- they end up staying there for like. 3 weeks cuz lime just cannot get enough of her and wants to keep her all to himself for a little while (which shes more than happy to oblige)

[lumothespadesman]

Reborn

Chapter 4

HIII Im back! I was planning to draw up a teaser for this chapter, but then I went through a high fever and got pretty sick (I still am tbh hehe..)

But chapter 4 is finally done! Tysm for the support once more :] <3

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Charlie widened his eyes in shock, taking a few steps back towards the door. "...oh my god, you know my name." He deadpanned. "Of course I do," the stranger smiled. "Fellow Gods tend to know eachother."

This confused the latter even further. "Youre- youre also a God?" He blinked, trying to comprehend this information. The shark-hoodied totem nodded, reaching a hand out for a handshake."My name is Foolish." He said. Charlie hesitantly shook hands with him, a smile creeping up to his face. He wasnt alone in this after all!

"Look Charlie," Foolishes smile slowly faded away as he got down to business with what he wanted to say. "I think I can help you. Im not sure what happened to you, but I think we can look for the answers together." He put a hand on the other Gods shoulder reassuringly. "I know a library where there are tons of books about Gods. I think we should start looking there first."

"Really?!" Hope shined in Charlie eyes. "Holy shit, thank you SO much. I was beginning to lose faith as everyone around me so far has been calling me 'Slime' and treating me like a child! Can you believe it?!" Through his monolouging, Foolish frowned for a second before returning to his friendly face as he faced him. "So, wheres that library?" Charlie asked.

The totem put his hands on his hips, proudly grinning. "Its in my summer house! Its not a short journey there, but it'll be worth it!" He exclaimed. Charlie gulped. He was already increribly drained from the journey to Las Nevadas, and this is gonna be longer? He will definitely die. "And... were going now?"

"Yeah, do you want Quackity to come back with Fundy and have a big arguement over who you are?" Foolish asked while organizing his inventory. A long silence later, he looked back up with a smug expression. "I thought so. Come on!"

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The totem supplied Charlie with some food before setting off, since he needs it. They quietly stepped out of Las Nevadas territory, and began making their way to the summer house. "If you have any questions, go on and ask!" Foolish reassuringly mentioned after they set off.

A few minutes later, a question has popped into the Gods mind. Hes been pondering over it, but after meeting Quackity, he really wanted to know. "So like... you know how everyone thinks Im someone Im not?" Charlie started. "Does this,, 'Slime' even exist? Did I take over his body?" He looked down at his unfamiliar clothes once more. While he was spending time with Quackity, he quickly realized their clothes were identical.

"Yes." Foolish bluntly admitted. "Slime did exist before you. But from what I know, he lost his life from Purpled, went into an immobile state, then disappeared." He started counting on his fingers "since then, Its been umm.... ah! Three months."

Three months... "...uhuh." Charlie went silent. So his consciousness is inside a corpse. Great! "And why does he look exactly like me?" He wanted to stop asking things so bad, but he just couldnt.

"That, I dont know. Actually, the first time I saw Slime, I thought he was actually you!" Foolish let out a lighthearted laugh. "But... he is me, in a way." The latter looked at his hands, narrowing his eyes. "Theres no way hes not."

"I guess we'll find out eventually." The totem shrugged. "Oh, look! I can see some of my buildings from here!" He cheerfully yelled. Charlie looked back up to see a blurry shape of structures. "....how far are we now?" He slowly turned to the happy Foolish. "About 5 minutes. Were nearly there!"

"Oh jesus christ, thats a big ass summer house then..."

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He was right. The summer house, WAS increribly big. But it was also one of the most impressive things he has ever seen. "Welcome to my summer house!" Foolish proudly declared, going further inside. Charlie just followed, almost dropping the steak he was holding to eat. "You built all of this? Dude, youre a fucking legend!" He laughed in awe.

"Awe, I just did what I did! I swore that I'll build the biggest base in the server after all." The totem chuckled. "This way to the library."

The library was underground, neatly lit and decorated. "Its still in the works, as I started building it recently, but...." Foolish skimmed through the shelves as Charlie sat down to a table. "Do I help in searching?" He offered. "No need to! You just rest there. You were dragging yourself here at this point." The totem politely declined.

"Gods.... Gods.... ugh, where did I find the book about Watchers... ah!" His fingers stopped at a certain book. "Is this it?" He asked himself, pulling it out and reading the title. "It is! I found it!" Foolish happily exclaimed. Charlie immediately jumped up, running over to try grabbing the book from the other God. "Let me see! Let me!" He was so desperate to see his friends faces again. Its been eons...

However, Foolish refused to let go of it. "Hold on, let me see if it has any information about what happened to you." He slowly opened the hard-cover book, flipping until it was on the last page. He read for a few seconds before closing it loudly. His face wearing a shocked look. "...well?" The shorter man asked, desperate for an answer.

The totem looked back at him with worry in his eyes. Noticing this, Charlies expression darkened. "...Foolish, what did the book say?" He lowered his tone, his voice cracking a little. Foolish looked at the book then back at Charlie. "Im.... Im gonna give it to you now," he gently placed the old book into his hands.

"But, please believe me when I say that you wont like what was written down."

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The door to the library slammed open, a pissed Quackity coming through it. "Fundy." He bluntly called. The fox perked his ears up, looking back with wide eyes. "Oh, uh,, is something wrong-?" He barely got to get a few more words in before the raven-haired man grabbed his coat. "You fucking lied to me, thats what!"

Fundy blinked, before realizing what he was referring to. "...oh no.. he told you everything, didnt he." To this, Quackity let go of him and pushed past him. "I dont know, he told me a lot of things." He sarcastically spat. The fox adjusted his hat as nervousness hit him. ",,okay listen, I dont know why youre so pissed, you got Slime b-"

The shorter man cut into his words once more, but more harshly this time. "That guy is NOT Slime. Thats NOT fucking Slime." He yelled in anger. Fundy shot his ears back to the sudden yell. "..Quackity, thats impossible. Hes literally identical to Slime!" Gaining courage, he also raised his voice.

"Dont bullshit with me Fundy!" He approached the fox again. "How did you actually meet him. What the fuck did you do to him?" He glared back at him, pure hostility in his eyes. Fundy took a few steps back, throwing his arms up in defense. "Dude, Its not my fault he ended up this way! He approached me by the river and acted like a complete stranger around me! I thought he'd recognize you,"

The two men stared at eachother as he quietly finished. "...but I guess I was wrong." Quackity closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Three months, Fundy.. I waited three fucking months, only to be completely clowned."

Something broke in Fundys brain as he realized something. "Why are you so depressed over losing him anyways?" His tone slowly shifted to a more confident one, as Quackity looked back at him in angry confusion. "..What?"

He knew he'd get his ass kicked for this, but he continued. "Wasnt your morale something like 'dont get attached to things and people'?" Fundy took a few steps forward. "Isnt that why Las Nevadas exists in the first place?" He narrowed his eyes. Quackity widened his eyes. "Slime was,, Slime was an exception, okay?! I didnt think I'd raise him, I-" he stammered on his words.

The fox crossed his arms. "Oh, really? An exception. That just seems hypocritical, doesnt it Quackity?" He couldnt get an answer, as the raven-haired man was already leaving the library. However, he overheard two sentences from him.

"You wont understand, Fundy. You will never fucking understand."

[isa-ghost]

Hooby Heeby Time to Watch Mandela Catalogue

THINK

Ah fuck me this weird grainy TTS voice shit always spooks me

But in that way yall JSE followers usually see me being horny for Anti. Its that Good Spooky

Hold the fuck up I gotta grab me some chips n dip we strappin in

OOH WE DOIN SOME DOPPELGANGER SHIT, POGGERS

Tag urself I’m bighead man in the middle

TELL an authority member about your encounter. Hm no I dont think I will, we’re gonna be besties and do crime

Identify the class type?? Ok so this is some SCP shit now

...Wait I’m thinking of Anti bc of that oh.

THE WAY I CRACKED THE FUCK UP AT “KILL YOURSELF” I WASNT EXPECTING THAT LMAOOO

NAH. NAH THAT FACE AT 2:22 IS STRAIGHT UP JUST SOME WALTEN FILES SHIT NAH. I SEE YOU

Type 3: Slender Man

hey not to be rude but fuck that thing in the corner he needs to make like socialism and distribute that tall equally. to me. give me some tall

VOL 1

Gotta say, the patriotic music in the background of this urgent emergency broadcast message is really fucking funny to me

Can’t use psychological warfare on me if I do it to myself already *that What meme music plays as the camera freezes on my dumb face*

T.H.I.N.K. THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TEW OF US /spits into bucket

Oh fuck yeah we in that analog horror babieeee

Idk Victim 2 kinda hot

Cesar huh 😏

Cesar haunted house poggies

Am I gonna regret jokingly simping

MICHAEL JACKSON??

OH NO GIRL THAT STUTTER BEFORE THE CALL CONTINUED SOUNDED LIKE THAT FREAKY AUDIO FROM THE WALTEN FILES THAT I WAS YELLING ABOUT A WHILE BACK

I have decided I do not like the stairway cam

New gender unlocked: Suddenly Open Door

O NO CESAR TURNED INTO A FOOTPRINT

“It followed me home, Cesar”

Me, chugging my flavored water rn:

I DONT WANT YOUR PRESENT UNLESS ITS A SEXY DEMON OC I CAN SIMP FOR

...I was mindin my business watching and my Discord crashed. When I paused my Discord came back and as soon as I unpaused MC again it crashed again. Hm.

WAIT WHO LAUGHIN LIKE THAT ITS KINDA SEXY 😳

You cant give me unhinged man laughter I just simp

UH OH! YOU MADE A SERIOUS FUCKY W U C K Y. NOW YOU HAVE TO GO IN the forever box.

When am I gonna stop memeing and start shitting in fear

HEY WHATS WITH AO ONI FACE ASS, NUH UH FUCK YOU BRO

But nobody came :)

HEHE ITS THE FUNNY TTS VOICE IN THOSE MEMES

When the caller has an emergency, contact the weewoo wagon

OH MY MANS CAN HOLD A LOW NOTE GO TTS MAN GO

Do not help a caller reporting an alternate encounter?? Bitch that sounds like something that should be your job. >America moment 🙄

“Nothing is worth the wait, nothing is worth the wait” Oh hello that’s getting saved as an idea for my OC shit later

Toddler stress responses?? Oh we in some psychology now, this my major :00 *waits for the horrific shit to happen*

I THOUGHT THE CLICK BETWEEN THE AUDIO PLAYING AND RECORDING RESPONSE TIME WAS A GUN COCKING FLAKSDF DONT SHOOT THE BABY

SHEEPIES :D

There’s a man in the closet? Its 2021, let him come out. He’s valid

Gonna be real with you I paused here for at least 10 min bc my streamer distracted me with a fart video

*sees hooded smiling man* *and then goes to sleep the end!!!!* HM YEP THATS NOT BAD AT ALL

iM SORRY BUT HOODED MANS EYES LOOK GOOFY ASF IM DYIN HIS SUDDEN APPEARANCE COULDNT SCARE ME

Why he look like a drug addict tho. He want sum crack

Curse my Gen Z humor, this is literally so funny to me and for what

OVERTHRONE

OH HEY ITS THE FAITH GAME TTS GUY WASUP DUDE

Hm that whispering’s not very pogchamp

WELL THATS A WHACK ASS MOOD CHANGE END CARD

INTRUDER ALERT

Who is this man, he looks like he did a crime

This TTS voice sounds like a Karen

Me coping with the creepy baby crying by focusing on how that saturated af pic of the crib makes it look like the blanket is just a giant slice of cheddar cheese:

Wtf is this music >_>

Yeah no I expected the hanging whoop there it is

GOD NO I HATE THIS EMERGENCY BLOOPING BECAUSE AS A KID I WAS TERRIFIED OF TORNADOES AND IT’D SCREECH ON THE TV WHEN SHIT GOT RLLY BAD

OVER 3000 CHILDREN MISSING W H A T

Okay how does all of this stuff connect bc I’m gettin interested and my crackhead hours are winding down

M.A.D

Okay the man in the corner boutta catch these fuckin hands

I am ironically so tired after the busy day I had I s2g I’m gonna pass out soon and some weird shit’s gonna go down in my dreams wish me luck

[angelicmichael]

Imminient Annihilation sounds so dope - Chapter Ten

Michael Langdon X Reader

Summary: Reader and Michael continue to work through their issues and finally start to warm up to each other even further. 

Words: 5.9k+ …oops

Warnings: just normal IA warnings (swear words, manipulation, unhealthy relationships, enemies to lovers, slowburn, etc) anddd maybeee a bit of fluff 👁

A/N: hey guys! Sorry I haven’t updated this in a few months but hopefully this is satisfactory hehe. This chapter is kinda a turning point in the fic so I hope u guys like it!! Also I watched Jennifer’s Body as I finished this so.. do what u must w that information 😌 djdjd

Previous Chapter

Rain was never something you were accustomed too. Spending so much time in Los Angeles had made you partially spoiled when it came to the weather - which is why you knew immediately your day was going to be shit when you woke up to rain.

You tried to convince yourself that the emotions you were feeling weren’t complete disdain but rather just a pessimistic version of indifference.. or that’s what you hoped anyway.

You knew realistically that your day wasn’t already doomed before it even started; and that the rain was nothing more than a mere inconvenience.. However; you still felt justified in complaining, considering today was the day you were ripping the band-aide off and moving in to the apartment Michael had oh so graciously chosen to give you.

Your pessimistic mood surrounding the entire situation was inevitable, and that was something you didn’t even bother to resist or fight. It didn’t take long for your thoughts to quickly go south as you quickly packed. Hatred that seemingly came out of nowhere (but that you realistically knew was only temporarily dormant) wasted no time in blinding your judgement - making you feel a nearly nauseating amount of jealousy and anger for people who actually seemed to be fucking happy in their relationships and werent forced into.. whatever shitty living situation you knew you were bound to find yourself in.

An apartment with no strings attached was way too fucking simple, and you knew it was too good to be true. You knew you were basically walking into a trap, and for what reason were you doing that so willingly? Just so that maybe Michael could start to tolerate you? You resented yourself for even agreeing to this but you also understood you really had no other option.

However; personal feelings aside.. you still had a mission to accomplish. You still had to attempt to seduce Michael, and even though you were doing a shit job at that so far - you still had to try. You knew realistically it was only a matter of time before Cordelia would ask about the progress you've made, and you would have to tell her something.

You had to do this.

That's why you were (semi) blindly choosing to move in to a building you knew you absoluetly couldnt afford; and why you were sucking up your pride and choosing to become semi reliant on Michael.

No one from the coven knew, and for the time being you intended to keep it that way. After all, even though Mallory didnt exactly know that Michael gave you a whole ass fucking apartment - your sure she probably suspected that something important happened between you and Michael just from the short conversation you three harbored together. But for the time being, you didnt have to worry about that. You had bigger things that were on your mind.. like the actual apartment door itself that you currently stood in front of.

You held the keys limply in your hand, your bag slumped next to you as you procrastinated something as fucking simple as opening a door. How pathetic.

You continued to stall in the hallway regardless - thankful there was no one passing through to witness how ridiculous you looked. Your gaze fell south down to your keys which were cold in your hand. Dripping slowly with the subtle rainwater that managed to linger on them, along with the rest of your clothes.

Your skin stung from the cold that seemed stubborn to leave, and a nice change of clothes and a hot shower wouldnt be the absolute worst thing in the world..

Fuck.

You bit your lip in order to prevent letting the profanity from rolling off your tongue. Quickly getting a better grip on the keys (which only made you somehow colder) and numbly, hastily unlocking the door.

You pushed it open, letting the door hit the wall and taking a few steps inside before dropping your bag to the floor.. as well as your jaw.

No words could possibly convey how you felt as you noticed how the room was already illuminated with not only natural light from the already huge windows you could see.. but also with a warm, yellow artificial glow.

Was someone already here?

What the fuck?

The hatred and resentment you previously felt toward others earlier rapidly started to return - except this time it was targeted at one very specific person.

It didnt even register in your mind that the light could've been left on by accident or that people besides Michael actually existed that could be present in the room but.. you didnt care. Anger was the only emotion that was solely present in your body as you fully abandoned your bag by the door. Advancing forward; and only feeling more shock and disbelief with every step you took at the thought that he could very possibly be in (what was supposed to be) your space.

"Michael, I swear to God-"

"Y/n?” said a soft, feminine voice.

It was practically automatic how you froze. Just getting close enough to notice that it wasn’t Michael after all that was on your bed in your new studio apartment, but a woman sat on your bed instead.

For about two seconds, you were scared it was Madison but.. that was a stupid assumption within itself. The company you were with was from a far different nature than of which Madison was, even though at first glance the two woman might look or sound similar. There were so many qualities that distinguished Mallory from Madison. Brown, auburn hair.. dark eyeshadow.. and her classic black boots. It didn’t take long for your anger to fade away as you tried to not think about how logically this still didn’t make sense - walking closer to your bed anyway.

"How did you get in here? And since when did you ever break into peoples rooms?" You asked with a laugh.

Mallory echoed your laugh back, seemingly watching you and your behavior. As if she was expecting you to do something or to act a certain way.. like perhaps leave.

"I didnt break into your apartment but.. you should probably sit down." She spoke, before nodding off to her side. Nonverbally suggesting you to sit next to her.

You did as you were told. Noticing briefly before you sat down how nice the apartment actually was.. including the bed.

The walls, and most of everything in the apartment was a solid black. It looked sleek, and even though black paint made most rooms look small - the natural light helped keep things looking open which you appreciated. It was no surprise that the bed matched the dark theme too. The sheets were silky, black satin. You almost laughed at how comfortable the bed was once you sat next to Mallory, the entire situation was so ridiculous it nearly hurt for you to not laugh out loud. The two of you sat in the silence for a moment.. you were each incredibly anxious, that was more than apparent.

You looked up at Mallory, expecting her to speak first and explain herself since after all.. shes the one who broke into your apartment but she still remained quiet.. Stalling, you could only guess.

"So, why are you here? How did you even get in here? Is everything okay?" You asked, your words speedy and rushed.

Panic started to temporarily set in when you realized that something could be serisouly wrong with the coven, even though you knew how completly irrational it was to think that way with no evidence. What if witch hunters found them? What if someone preformed the seven wonders and it went wrong? What if the plan had suddenly changed with Michael?

Mallory seemed to pick on how anxious you suddenly were, putting a hand on your upper arm before making you meet her gaze. Her soft, hazel brown eyes immeadietly making your breathe slow. That was another reason you were so thankful for Mallory - the soothing, calming effect she seemed to have on everyone she met was something you never took for granted.. Espically now.

"Hey, nothing's wrong and nothing happened. I promise. I just wanted to see you and talk to you, and I figured we should catch up after Michael basically made me leave," Mallory explained.

You quickly nodded. Feeling guilt start to creep into your system once you remembered how Michael previously treated her.

"Yeah, youre right. I've been wanting to see you anyway and I'm sorry I didnt just call you last night or something.. and I know I cant control him but I'm still sorry for how Michael treated you. I shouldn't have brought you into that-"

"(Y/n), stop," Mallory said urgently. Shaking her head slightly in disagreement with your words. "Sure, Michael was acting like a dick but.. it's nothing I'm not exactly accustomed too. It was harmless," she ended her words with a smile. One that was meant to comfort you both at the epiphany her words brought.

You sat with her words for a moment. The realization suddenly hitting you like a truck-

"Wait.. what? Do you know Michael?"

Mallory fell completely silent. Looking at you almost in a.. guilty manner. Her gaze fell downwards before she looked up to meet yours once more, licking her lips anxiously before she uttered out a quiet reply.

"I wasnt going to tell you because I knew it would make you upset but.. Michael called me last night-"

"And you answered?" Your voice raised up a few octaves unwillingly. Threatening to break as you tried to process what you were hearing.

As much as you wanted to immeadietly jump to conclusions, you had to remind yourself that this was Mallory you were talking too. Your best friend, Mallory. You knew she would never do anything to intentionally hurt you.

You noticed Mallory was also starting to get tense. Her spine suddenly a bit too straight and her shoulders were rigid. It was nice to know you werent the only person in this situation who was feeling this way, although you would be lying if you were to say that you werent curious for why Mallory felt tense.

"At first, no but he kept calling so I figured it would cause no harm to see what he wanted so, I answered," Mallory said cautiously.

It was obvious she had more to say and as much as you wanted her to keep talking and fully explain herself - you were more than happy that you didnt have to cut her off again. It was too much. This was too much.

You pinched the bridge of your nose before loudly exhaling with a shallow growl. Not really caring that it probably was coming off like you were mad at Mallory when in reality, that wasn’t the case. Mallory wasn’t the problem; you were really just beyond fucking pissed at Michael.

But at this point.. that wasnt new news.

"I told him that we shouldnt be talking, but he insisted," Mallory continued with a shrug.

You tried to sit up straight again; trying to exhale some of the pure fucking anger that was currently coursing through your system. Your vision was spotted black when you opened your eyes - your gaze pointed upwards at the smooth, blank ceiling. Quickly wishing that you were anywhere else, or really anyone else at the moment.

What you wouldnt kill to swap bodies again.. but then again, who knows what the hell Michael was currently doing at the moment.. He couldnt be trusted.

That was more than obvious now.

You should've known that he would contact Mallory, but how he even got her number was beyond you.. Unless-

"How did he even get your number?" You asked. Your tone strikingly calm.

Mallory looked incredibly spooked when your head suddenly snapped over to look at her. As if she was worried you were angry at her still, and as much as you wanted to reassure her otherwise, you really didnt have the energy to do so anymore. Not at the moment anyway.

"You can't be mad when I tell you the answer, okay?" She said softly.

Your features immeadietly softened at her words. The rest of your body relaxed as well; your shoulders dropping and your jaw unclenching.

"Mallory, I could never be mad at you. You could never piss me off, i'm just.. frustrated at Michael. It's not at you, I swear," you said. Trying your best to make your words sound reassuring and genuine.

Mallorys reaction wasnt one that was verbal but immeadite nonetheless. Her arms suddenly shot out and wrapped themselves around you. Her body temporarily pressing into yours as your hands went to her back, before she quickly broke the hug.

"Promise?" Mallory prompted. Brown eyes looking diligently into yours.

"Yeah.. I promise. Just tell me what that idiot did,” you said halfheartedly.

"So.. I've had his number for a while. Not for too long but just since you two switched. But, we never really talked," Her voice stalled as she watched your reaction. Your mouth grew dry as you really tried to let it sink in that they've known eachother since- well for atleast a week. "But I knew immeadietly that it wasnt you.. that day. I'm sorry I lied, but Michael made me promise."

"Why didnt you just tell me?"

Mallory looked at you in a guilty manner. Her lips pursing shut as she looked solemnly at her shoes, avoiding eye contact. You knew exactly why she was being quiet - she didnt want to admit why she had lied but.. the answer was pretty obvious.

Even though Mallory was one of the strongest witches - almost stronger than Cordelia on some days, she still was scared of Michael and that was nothing worth holding a grudge over. After all he was still the antichrist, no matter how (mostly) harmless and idiotic he seemed to you now.

"Okay.. I guess that doesnt really matter," you admitted with a laugh. Figeting with your hands as you heard a shallow laugh omit also from Mallory, which made you smile. The shallow pit that resided in your stomach finally starting to let up. "But.. What did he call you about last night?"

Mallory hesitated again before giving you another subtle smile.

"It was mostly about you.. I know how you feel about him y/n, but its working. I promise you. Hes finally warming up to you. I just wish you could hear how he talks about you,” she spoke. Taking your hands into her soft, warm ones.

"I wish I believed that," You admitted.

"I wouldnt lie to you. Hes finally starting to warm up to you, plus it was obvious yesterday-"

"Yeah; It was obvious how strong he was coming onto you."

Mallory laughed again at your words. Shaking her head slightly in protest.

“Y/n you know that’s not true. The only reason why he was flirting with me was just to get to you.. I thought that was obvious.”

“It was obvious I just.. didn’t know that you knew that. I mean, Michael has Madison.. or he did so you think that would at least satisfy his flirting needs for a bit but.. Michael faking to be interested in you, that would mean he wanted a reaction out of me on purpose? Why would he-“

“You know why. You need to start cutting yourself slack and realize that maybee this rivalry is starting to be one sided.”

You pouted at her words at the realization that they actually held more truth in them than you were willing to admit. If Michael didn’t hate you anymore, if he was truly actually willing to be civil.. then why were you still so upset? Were you the one who was unintentionally causing problems now? Was it now you instead of Michael that was holding the relationship back?

How fucking stupid.

“I can’t trust him, Mallory. How can I when he and Madison literally tried to kill me. I can never forget that they did that to me.”

“I’m not asking you to forget what he did, y/n. I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t hurt to start having an open mind around him, and see where it gets you.”

You were struck silent, knowing that Mallory was completely right. If you wanted to have any hope at all of making things right with Michael (even though you really didn’t do anything wrong..) you would have to try a different approach because obviously; what you were doing now wasn’t working. Being snarky, and vaguely threatening him every chance you got was fun of course but- it wasn’t working. Even though Mallory was probably the sweetest person you knew, the fact your own best friend had to (very politely) make a intervention was.. not a good sign. Although, you knew Mallory was doing this for your best interest because if she didn’t say anything, then Cordelia certainly would.

And sadly, Mallory was actually right.

If you wanted things with Michael to advance any further; or to advance at all you needed to step things up but, you could always worry about that after Mallory left.

“So what, are you guys besties now or something?” You sneered.

“Shut up!” Mallory said with a laugh, playfully pushing you over a bit. “He’s barely even my acquaintance. The only reason he’s being nice to me is just to get to you, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I mean that’s the goal-“

“Do you think that’s the only reason?” You interrupted.

Your throat automatically tightened after you spoke, the threat of your words potentially being true coaxing you to silence. Your not sure why the thought of Michael using you made you upset.. it’s not as if you didn’t think he was doing it before but this time it was different. Perhaps it was because you finally thought Michael actually had some type of interest in you.. and to have that suddenly ripped away?

That would leave you beyond broken.. you knew that for certain.

Mallory looked at you solemnly, as if she was already resenting her words before she had to say them outloud.

“Look, I don’t exactly know Michaels intentions and I’m not going to pretend too.. I don’t really think anyone does at this point but I do know that regardless of your feelings, or even his feelings that.. you have to try.”

You let out a loud exhale.

“I mean you said it yourself.. Michaels so unpredictable, there’s no point in guessing how he feels so.. maybe I should just.. ask him?”

Realistically you didn’t know how good of a idea that was- but.. trying to remain realistic was something you gave up on days ago. Pretty much the same day you switched and that definitely wasn’t a coincidence by any means.

As soon as Mallorys mouth opened, you heard three loud knocks. Quick and rapid with no hesitation between them. The apartment nearly shook with the force of whoever happened to be at your door, and you certainly didn’t doubt that your neighbors heard the knocking as well.

Mallory looked at you in utter confusion, but stayed on the bed nonetheless with no sign of getting up. Naturally, you found yourself scooting closer to the end of the bed, knowing it was you who was going to have to get the door.. and that made you scared shitless. Not because you were necessarily scared to open the door but because you had a horribly bad feeling on who was on the other side.. There was only one person that you knew of that was aware of where you lived, and you knew it wasn’t matience or staff.

You knew standing up was the logical thing to do but you still stalled. Hands starting to painfully dig into the soft, expensive sheets that lie underneath you. You mouthed a silent, ‘what the fuck?’ to Mallory but your head snapped back at the door..

Three more knocks which were only louder and more persistent than the last.

“Coming!” You quickly called out.

It was pure anxiety that fueled your next actions. You quickly stood up from the bed, trying to walk hurriedly to the door as fast as you could and trying your damn best not to think.. Hoping Mallory also had a idea of who was at the door and also happened to get the fuck out of view.

You didn’t want a repeat of yesterday happening again today, and you knew you wouldn’t hesitate to slap Michael if he tried to flirt with her again. Even though, you knew you weren’t supposed to act like that anymore.. but why should you have manners if Michael refused them as well?

Opening the door swiftly and without a second thought; you stood breathless as you saw a familiar blonde standing in front of you.

You both stared at each other at first - each not daring to have the balls to say ‘hello’ or anything else for that matter.. You noticed how Michael first eyed you up, fully looking up and down your body (as well as peering behind you, hopefully not making eye contact with Mallory). You made a point to just look into Michaels eyes, refusing to do what he was doing.. whatever the fuck that truly was.

“How did you know I would be here?” You breathed.

“I knew it was just a matter of time before you’d come, but it also never hurt to charm the hotel staff a bit,” Michael responded swiftly without a second beat, almost as if he anticipated your words. His lips upturned slightly at the edges, in a way that nearly made your stomach sick.

“The hotel staff-?!”

“I have connections everywhere y/n, I thought you knew that,” he sneered.

He brushed past you as you continued to stand in shock. Your mouth slightly falling open as Michael took a few steps into your apartment - looking curiously around, almost as if he knew Mallory was here..

“I did.. I think that’s obvious,” you shot back hurriedly. “But thank you for the apartment again, Michael. I still feel weird taking it but it is nice I’ll admit,” you continued. Hoping to make him turn around to look back at you and hopefully not find Mallory.. Which worked. At least for a few seconds at least.

Michael made direct eye contact with you for a moment, almost as if he wanted to speak but was deliberately choosing not too. Instead he turned around, walking in deeper in the apartment.

Your mouth immediately dropped open - your feet carried yourself forward as you started to feel a bit numb with shock- not knowing even in the slightest how you were going to handle the situation if Mallory didn’t fucking move.

Sure enough..

“You always manage to linger.. don’t you?” Michael spoke.

It took only a couple steps for you to fully realize he wasn’t speaking to you. You only saw his backside as you approached them. Quickly meeting Mallorys gaze as you came into view.. Her brown eyes darker than ever as she peered up at you.

This time it is nearly impossible to distinguish whether she looked in agony from Michaels appearance or yours; since you apparently interrupted them. Her gaze quickly returned back to meet Michaels before you could think anything of it.

“I’m not here to see you, Michael.” Mallory announced. Her tone harsher than what you were expecting what apparent friends would use.. Were they even really friends?

Mallory suddenly stood up while Michael was still standing a few feet in front of her. Making eye contact with Michael for a split second before almost ducking around him before she stood in front of you.. leaving Michael speechless behind her. She quickly hugged you, her arms only embracing you for a split second before leaving. It was obvious she was in a hurry to leave now but.. you weren’t sure exactly why.

“I should get going, you and Michael have a lot to talk about,” she subtly smiled before turning to leave.. not letting you reply or have any sort of reaction to her words.

You stood solemnly as you heard Mallory’s footsteps gradually go farther away, before hearing the door open and close. You watched Michaels back as he refused to turn around.

“How was your nice chat with Mallory?”

“Why are you asking? Am I not allowed to see her or something?” You bit back. Your words possibly twice as venomous as his were.

Michael hastily turned around, looking at you with utter disbelief. His blue eyes looking into yours, as if he was suddenly surprised by your tone and how you were acting - as if his behavior didn’t proceeded yours.

“You need to relax,” he snapped. He approached you until he was right in front of you. “I wasn’t asking because I’m trying to control you, I know that’s what your thinking,” His words fell soft until they were nearly inaudible. “I just wanted to ask what she talked to you about.”

“About us?” You prompted.

“Well what else would she be talking to you about,” he snickered. His words spoken as more of a statement than a question. His laughter quickly dwindled off after he saw how rigid your frame suddenly looked. “Kidding. For the most part.. she said she was going to talk to you, and I figured I should actually speak to you this time rather than her.”

“Are you.. actually trying to trust me, Michael Langdon?” You teased. A smile, as well as laughter escaped from your lips at the mere thought.

Even though the thought was amusing on its own, you still didn’t completely trust him. Even now when he had Mallorys trust (for the most part), you still didn’t doubt that he had a ulterior motive.

Michael finally stepped back, hesitantly breaking eye contact before inaudibly beckoning you to follow him.

“I’m trying, just like how I told you I would,” He hauntingly reminded you.

You followed him silently to the long leather couch that sat by the overly expansive windows. Sitting down next to him in a way that felt almost too casual.. but being casual around Michael and not borderline fearing for your life was something you would have to adjust too.

You noticed how he instantly slipped his shoes off; drawing up his feet on the couch.. his arms and as well the rest of him contained. Away from you.

“So if your trying.. now,” you suggested uncertainly. “Then.. tell me why you came here to talk suddenly again? I mean why not just go through Mallory again like you’ve doing previously?”

“(Y/n), please. Take me seriously and just trust me for once,” His words came out quick and stern as he spoke them. “I was being serious yesterday, as well as all the other times when I told you I wanted to start.. putting effort in and trying.”

You stared at Michael utterly dumbfounded.. Feeling a bit hopeless that you actually felt almost.. touched by his words. That’s if he was actually being serious, anyway.

“What does trying mean to you?” You asked carefully. Your mind naturally went back to Madison.. were they even broken up yet? Was that even something that Michael was willing to do for you, and how was that something you could just ask? “What about-“

“Madison’s fine. She’s fine.. with everything,” he replied hesitantly.

You simply ignored the fact that he seemed to pick up what you were talking about almost immeadietly.. focusing on rather the latter part of the sentence.. that she was okay with everything?

“So she knows? That you’re here?”

“Yeah. She knows but that’s besides the point. Madison isn’t a part of the equation anymore, I don’t want to talk about her,” He spoke as if his words were final and not to be argued with, but his tone wasn’t angry. He was just done.. and you were too.

You wish that wasn’t the case though. Cutting Madison off didn’t sit right with you in the slightest, and it would definitely have to be something that would have to be mended later. That was a given.

Madison and Michaels relationship was far too close for them to suddenly split and remain like that forever - it was temporary, but so is everything really. That shouldn’t phase you but - it still managed too.

“Okay. I’m sorry, I didn’t-“ you started.

“It’s fine. I knew you would ask.. She’s the reason why I’m here actually,” His eyes broke contact and averted down to his hands. “I don’t mean that as in I’m not here to see you but, it was something she said that brought me here.” He continued, his voice almost growing soft now at just the mention of his ex girlfriend.. and now, you felt like you actually were starting to understand his point of view. Not fully but, it was clear that Michael was trying to be more open with you, and this time he wasn’t ‘fake’ drunk.

It took nearly everything in you to not immeadietly retort but just like the night where you were at the party; you tried to fully hear him out since this was apparently one of the few times he was being civil.

“So Madison gave you advice and you actually took it?” You said while laughing softly. Trying to lighten the mood since Michael seemed to be brooding.

Michael didn’t laugh back but instead his gaze flickered up to meet yours for a moment. The corners of his mouth upturning in a shallow smile that only lasted for a few seconds.

“I did because it made sense.” He said, his tone still remaining serious. You noticed how careful he was being with his words.. something that was typical for Michael to do but this time it seemed a bit too deliberate. You wanted to ask what exactly Madison even told him to do but.. that felt wrong. “It was also the right thing to do.. Being close to you is something I should’ve done a while ago, probably immeadietly-“

“But what’s in the past; stays in the past. And since your so adamant about being close to me.. we can always try now,” you cut in.

Michael continued to sit a good distance away from you; you thought it was ironic how he could talk about wanting to get close with you but wouldn’t dare to move any closer. That thought made your pride a little bit too happy.

Right before he could open his mouth to say something; his phone rang. The sound suddenly earsplitting and blaring but Michael didn’t bother to flinch. Instead he stood up and answered his phone.. making sure to nearly trek across the apartment before he said anything into the phone.

You stretched and casually examined him as he talked, you had a feeling who it was on the line..

After how tense things were with Mallory - you knew they probably weren’t going to be on friendly terms anytime soon.. especially in front of you. And judging by how.. oddly relaxed he seemed (yet timid when he caught your gaze and realized you were staring), it had to be one person.

You were about to sink back into the couch and try your best to not speculate what they were talking about, but before you could fully turn - you realized Michael was sauntering towards you.. clearly still on the phone.

Oh fuck.

Before you could ask what was wrong, the look he gave you alone ushered you to silence.

He quickly held the phone away from his ear. A quick glance at the screen confirmed that the call was still active.

“You said you forgive Madison.. right?” He spoke lowly. His words barely audible, more so mouthing the words than actually speaking them.

You looked at him with a expression you’re sure looked as if you were furious but you were really just completely confused. You wanted to ask but.. there was no time if she was on the phone, but knowing what you were about to get yourself into would also be nice to know.

His eyes had since lost the sharpness that had nearly cut you earlier, instead swarming with urgency and a bit of panic.. It had to be Madison. The only person that could ever have that effect on Michael was Madison.

You simply nodded in response. Not trusting yourself to speak quietly outloud but you also didn’t exactly trust your response because it wasn’t exactly truthful, but Michael seemed to be level headed.. for now.

Michael immeadietly turned and held the phone back up to his ear, this time staying in closer proximity and within ear shot. Putting on his shoes as he continued to hold the conversation he was having.

“Okay

...

So when are you coming?

...

Great, see you then. . . Bye.”

If you didn’t just hear the words that you thought you had heard.. you knew under normal circumstances your heart would’ve ached when you realized how Michael hesitated before he said goodbye, most likely catching himself before he said ‘I love you’. Instead though, you felt a gruesome wave of nausea suddenly rise through you.. urging you to shakily stand up and speak without thinking.

“She’s coming to see you?”

Michael barely gave you a second glance as he turned around and started to head for the front door of the apartment.

“Yes. You’ll be seeing her too, don’t worry.” He spoke before he quickly let the door shut behind him.

You continued to stand, utterly speechless.

Part of you wanted to run after him and the other part merely wanted to scream in anger that he had already made fucking plans but instead you felt numb. Numb and calm.

You returned to your bag and unpacked, trying your best to not let your emotions consume you like they previously had too many times.. until you finally broke down and called Mallory.

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Chapter Four: Choices.

Tony sits in his dining room chair, at his table looking out at the tall multiple storied buildings full of people still at work as the clouds begin to gather and rain begins to fall. He frowns and thinks, “Wonder when Sam is gonna show.” The not so fresh pie needed heating up so he throws it in his oven, sets a timer and sits back down. The timer ticks, and ticks. “Its almost done and she still hasnt-” Knocking sounds from the door, “Ah there we are!” Tony exclaims, “One second!” He gets up and rushes to the door. “Rich, is that you in there?” Samantha asks as Tony opens the door. She has a look of surprise at Tony's appearance, he doesnt quite look like the man she grew up with. “Sister!” Tony yells going for a hug, “Good to see ya!”

“You sound different. And uh, look different."

Tony remarked, “Amazin though, right?”

The man Samantha knew looked a little pudgy, had an aged receding hairline, wore thin square glasses and exclusively wore button up shirts and a smile. The smile remained, sharper than ever but it was the only thing that did. Richard couldnt grow facial hair to save his life but here he was with a mustache, thick and healthy with curls on either end. He wore black dress shoes and fitted pants, the stomach he had before was now nonexistent along with his spectacles. Slim like a branch almost and with those same kind eyes, now sporting an unfamiliar fire. Richard stood tall, with a slightly unbuttoned white dress shirt and loosened bowtie. His balding head was now adorned with shiny, slicked back hair that showed mildly worn and out of place from the days work. 

“Yeah i guess i had a makeover in recent months.” Tony joked.

“Rich, what ever could have happened? Why havent you contacted anybody? Papa? Moma? Not even Steel's heard from you.” Samantha questioned, concern and upmost confusion in her voice.

“You know how i feel about Steel- i uh, lets not start like that. Please, sit at the table? I've got a pie in the oven, ya know those are my speciality, and ive been on a roll with my new recipe!” Tony cheers.

“Sure thing, but i want a thorough explanation, Rich.” Samantha says sternly.

“Of course, Sam, you'll get it, I'll tell ya everything. But first, please, call me ‘Tony’.”

The timer goes off, Tony pulls the pizza from its rack in the oven and sits it on the table in front of Samantha. “Soo, Rich.- Tony. We heard about you and your old buddy's joint burning down. Have you been depressed since that happened?” Sam inquired.

“Oh, that old place! Time there was good but I'm passed that nowadays. I have a new store now anyhow, hehe?” Tony answers.

“Oh, do you? What then made you stop checking in with Ma and Pop?”

“Well, im definitely not depressed. Im happier than ever these days. Y'see sis, ive starting living for me!” He grins.

“So you just decided to outcast yourself from the people who raised you?” Sam argues.

“No! Sis- no. I just- really? Four months just aint a big deal.” Tony frowns.

“Pop is in the hospital, he couldve thought you went with your shop for heavens sake!” Sam yells.

Tony looks away and out of the window. “It should be cool enough, the pie- Give it a shot, wouldja? Im proud of the new style im going for.” He prodds.

“I will. But im leaving if i dont get a straight answer. Pop and Ma will be outraged if they hear you've been doing fine this whole time.” Sam says bluntly.

“They'd be outraged to hear im doin swell, eh? Sounds awful backwards. Take a bite, please.” Tony says with a flat expression, still staring out the window.

Samantha grabs a slice and outs it on a plate, “Fine. Is it the same recipe as at Brocc and Kind's?” Sam asked, Tony chuckles, “Awhh nah, completely different style.” She takes a bite and asks, “This is really good, what did you change?” Tony leans in and says, “The sauce is blood.” “You're lying, heh. What's your problem these days, Rich?” Tony gets up and walks to the deep freeze, “Nah i wouldnt lie. That's the truth, imma vampire now. Cruel and undyin’, sis.” Tony shows off his fangs. Samantha annoyed says, “Alright, if you're not just full of shit. Why would you feed me this?? I mean im not a vampire.”

“Sure, you're not. But i like my fun.” Tony smirks, “Oh!! Ideaa, do ya wanna be?” He's enthusiastic now, “Here let me just bite ya, doesn't have be your neck! It wont be weird. Then you can feel as alive as ive been feelin.” Tony opens the deep freeze and reaches his hand in.

“If you're a vampire what do you eat? Pizza?” Sam asks sarcastically

“No silly, this!” Tony hoists the top half of a half drained, frozen man out of the freezer, “I keep him here just in case, heha! Although it'll take a while to thaw, i havent got much time away from work, ehhh i make due though!” Tony chuckles.

Samantha's eyes are wide with horror, “a real person? In Richard's freezer?” she thinks. His carefree smile, the implications of his words, the pizza she just ate. All of it too much to conceive or handle. A scream of bloody murder unleashes from her mouth that she's unable to stop. She gets up, knocking her chair down in the process and bolts for the door. “Ahh, cmon sis! Please!? I dont wanna kill my own- ehh- blood!” Tony pleads after her. “No! You stay the fuck away from me you! I wont let you do to me what you did to Rich!” She hollers, fiddling with the knob and locks. “Whaddya mean? I am-” the door opens, Samantha bursts through and slams it behind her, “-Richard.” Tony finishes, defeat in his voice. He takes a deep inhale, holds it in for a moment, then releases. “Fuck.”

[sunnydaisy1]

Kayaking

DYLAN O’BRIEN X READER

A/N: wassup im backk! okay not really school is once again kicking my arse and im back to posting once every century *finger guns* but yeah I’m now obsessed with dylan obrien again and wrote this. - Also, sad note, my computer is not letting me update my masterlist so my Tom Holland x reader and this post won’t be on there but everything can still be accessed via my profile. Thankss :))

SUMMARY: You and dylan are camp counsellors and are leading a kayaking activity together (i suck at summaries)  

Maybe gets a lil spicy spicy hehe

You walk into the canteen, a bubbling group of 8 year old's behind you bouncing with adrenaline from just completing the trampolining activity. You walk them over to the tables laid out in a long row, ensuring every kid was seated before taking your own place. You chatted with a few of the campers as they patiently waited for lunch. Before long the canteen was becoming packed with campers and counsellors alike, and you turned when you heard a particularly rowdy group of kids enter, lead by none other than Dylan, a red bandana tied around his head and a wide grin plastered on his face. He immediately caught your eye and sauntered over to your table, followed by his kids as they merged with yours. Dylan plonked himself in the empty seat next to you since Alyssa had moved up to make room for him. You had whisper shouted at her not to but Dylan come over before she could move back. "Hellooo ladies." Dylan beamed at you, crossing his arms in front of him. You rolled your eyes but a small smile slipped onto your lips. "How was trampolining?" He asked the group of campers sitting near to him, catching you by surprise as he must have looked at what you had on your rota. "It was awesome!" Arthur responded, eagerly exclaiming from a few seats down. "Yeah Y/N showed us her backflip!" Kiera cheered from beside you, making Dylan raise his eyebrows in surprise at you. "Oh really?" His mouth twitched with a slight lopsided smirk. Last night, you, Dylan and some other counsellors had the night off and were allowed to hang out in the indoor sports area. You had ended up dragging Dylan over to the trampolines, wanting to bounce and do your very impressive forward rolls. Dylan had almost ended up pissing himself when he saw you roll haphazardly across the trampolines, hair becoming staticy. You had pouted and shoved him playfully, jokingly teasing that he couldnt do any better. Of course Dylan had then proceeded to back flip in front of you, making you feel overwhelmingly embarassed. He had laughed at your shocked face that quickly turned appalled when he asked if you wanted him to teach you how to do it. You had very reluctantly (okay so maybe not that reluctantly when dylan pulled your hand into his) agreed to let him teach you how to do it. He got a mat for going underneath you incase you fell and you were surprised with how careful he was being, Dylan normally being so utterly careless and clumsy. He had started with getting you to just bounce, laughing at your frustrated face. You soon progressed onto the actual flipping, starting off with Dylan holding your back and upper legs to help you master the movement before you managed to do it yourself. By the end of the evening you had mastered a pretty impressive backflip, feeling proud of yourself and way more confident in your new trampolining skills. Dylan of course had loved every second of it, playfully teasing and coaching you whilst maybe also enjoying having an excuse to touch you. You looked sheepishly to Dylan as Kiera continued to babble on about trampolining and he nudged your shoulder with his, "proud of you." You grinned but also felt your entire body heat up with the soft gaze of affection Dylan was looking at you with. You muttered a thanks, being interrupted by the shrill echoes of the lunchtime bell. Amy, the head counsellor, stepped to the front of the canteen as always, making sure everyone knew what was going on before she announced which table would get food first. Soon, it came to your table and you queued up behind the campers, waiting with Dylan at the back. Grabbing you both a tray you handed him his, to which he grinned and thanked you. You headed over to the hot food station, one of the workers serving you a sausage roll before you walked to the salad bar. You were scooping some sweetcorn onto your plate when you felt a hand on your lower back. You instantly jumped and turned to see Dylan smirking at you. "Piss of will you O'Brien you almost gave me a heart attack." He just grinned and popped one of the tomatoes from your plate in his mouth, chuckling as you thwacked him before he scooted off to your table. You sighed as you collected your plate and returned to your seat,  narrowing your eyes at Dylan as he watched you with a widespread grin. "You're such a pain Dyl." You stated, taking a bite of your sausage roll. "Thanks y/n, love you too." He responded, munching on his meal. Soon, lunch was over and you and Dylan had both sent off your campers to get changed into their wet gear, as you had a joint kayaking activity together this afternoon. You retied your laces before hopping back up, Dylan walking over to you after collecting the keys to the canoe shed. He wiggled his eyebrows at you, jangling the keys in his hand. You let out a huff of amusement, before you both walked down to the lake together. Dylan quickly unlocked the shed, walking inside the slightly damp and musky structure. He hauled out the large bags containing the life jackets while you untied the straps holding the kayaks together. Once you noticed Dylan slipping into the toilet at the back to change into his trunks, you scooted out the shed, wanting to find the red life jackets for your campers. Your fingers were fumbling with undoing the bag's ties and you had just managed to pull out the adult sized life jacket when Dylan sauntered out, grabbing the jacket from your hand and slipping it onto his body. "Hey!" You said, turning to see Dylan cheekily grinning at you, hands on his bright pink clad hips. Your eyes ran over his body, brow raising when you studied his choice of bold pink trunks. His honey eyes met yours as you looked up and you couldn't help a small smile peaking out your mouth at how adorably dorky he looked. "That's my life jacket." You stated, dropping the bag you had been holding. Dylan pretended to look around the red jacket he was wearing, "Can't see your name on it." He replied cheekily, slight dimples on his cheeks. You huffed and prodded him, "Come on Dyl, you know red is my favourite colour." Dylan just stuck his tongue out at you, "Tough luck y/n." You frowned and flipped him off, reluctantly putting on the unappealing blue life jacket, leaving it to hang open, similiarly like Dylan's. Soon, the campers all arrived down to the lake and you and Dylan had finished setting up the equipment, kayaks and paddles layed out neatly beside jackets. You had to do the mandatory safety talk, ensuring every kid knew what to do and Dylan was rather unhelpfully distracting you by running his fingers along the edge of your life jacket's back, you shoving him multiple times to get him to stop. He continued anyway, a smug smile plastered on his face when you shivered as his fingers 'accidentally' brushed under your counsellor polo top. When you eventually finished the safety talk, Dylan removed his hand from your back, clasping his hands together like he often did in counsellor mode. "Okay everybody, partner up and pop on a life jacket, I'm gonna show you how to adjust it so you're all ready to get out on the lake." You grab your water bottle while he waits for everybody to grab their jackets. You are just screwing the lid back on when you feel a tug, yanking you over to Dylan's front. You look up to see the kids giggling and Dylan wiggles his dark eyebrows at you before reaching down and zipping your life jacket up. "Everybody zip their partner's jacket up." You look to see all the surrounding kids echoe Dylan's movements, having fun helping their friends. "Okay next part, you're gonna need to give this strap here a nice tug." He places a hand on your side, pulling quickly at the strap, winking at you as the jacket becomes more secure. You feel your body heat up and try to ignore Dylan's nimble, slender fingers resting on your side. "Ready for the final bit everyone?" He asks the kids and they all nod enthusiastically. "Okay then, you're gonna give these shoulder straps the same tug you did for the other and then I need you to lift your bud's jacket up, making sure it's nice and tight." As Dylan says this, he pulls each of your shoulder straps tight, smirking as his fingertips brush along your collar. He then reaches underneath the jacket's shoulders and lifts upwards, beaming as your torso just gets tugged upwards. You feel your heart pounding as Dylan releases you, his smug face turning to help the younger kids. You cough lightly, trying to rid the fogginess in your brain before you go and help. Soon, the kids are all ready, paddles in hands and you have lifted yourself into your kayak, off the jetty so that you can help from the water. You swiftly maneouver yourself into postion, watching as Dylan checks the first kid's life jacket before lifting the kayak into the water easily. You can practically feel yourself gulp, watching his tan, lean arms bulge against the yellow polo shirt all counsellors had to wear. Your gaze flickers to the pink trunks, clad around his thighs and you sigh, not understanding how he can pull off such stupid coloured items. "You gonna help y/n or just stare?" Dylan asks you, watching as you stutter and quickly grab the kayak, steadying it so the child can get into it. An hour later, all kids were on the water, having mastered the basics you and Dylan had taught them and a fair few of them soaking wet from splashing or falling in during the races you had got them to do. "Alright campers," You yell, gaining their attention while you paddle to the middle of them, "We are gonna have one last competition. We're gonna raft all the kayaks together, Dylan's campers on one side, mine on the other." Suprisingly quickly, the campers rafted together, all holding onto each other's kayaks so that they didn't float off. You sandwiched yourself in the middle, watching amused as the teenage girls from Dylan's campers raced to sidle up next to his kayak, two of them smug as they reached the spots next to him. Katie and Laura grinned as Dylan grabbed onto their kayaks, their arms 'coincidentally' touching his as they held onto his kayak. It was common knowledge that Dylan was a popular counsellor amongst the older girls, often being subject to much of the gossip around camp and you could understand why. His chiselled face and body were unfairly god-like, his brown hair was soft and most often messy and those damn moles on his face often got compared as the luckiest things on earth. He also had an immensely lovely personality; he was hilarious, kind, caring and sensitive. To be honest, a large majority of camp you found yourself almost having to wipe drool away from your face after staring at him across the room for too long. You eventually tied all the kayaks together, creating a temporary raft that was secure enough for your planned competition. "Okay so here's what's gonna happen. You will see that you all have a number on the front of your kayak. If I call that number, you have to get out of your kayak, run across the raft and into the other person's seat." You were basically playing a more elaborate game of ladders. (A/N: I have no clue if ladders is a worldwide game or just here in the UK but if you don't know what it is just google it :) ) The kids all squealed enthusiastically and you were glad to see even the older ones who were usually more reluctant with activities were looking excited. "Okay we will have a few practise rounds so you get the hang of it. Ready? Okay.....Number 7!" You shouted and instantly, two small kids scrambled up from their kayaks, climbing across the raft before plonking themselves in the other's seat. "Woah, you guys were quick! Okay one more practise before we start counting points for teams." Soon, the competition was well underway and kids had been scrambling their way across, a few falling into the water. Then, when two of the campers were settling back into their kayaks, Ethan shouted out, "Y/N and Dylan should have a go!" At once, all the campers shrieked in agreement, making you look at Dylan. He shrugged, a smirk working its way onto his face. You grinned, "Okay but you'll have to hold onto each other reallyyy tight!" They didn't really considering a rope held you all together but it made it more exciting. "Right count us down then." Dylan said. "3,2,1 GO!" The campers all screamed and immediately, you hauled yourself up, clambering over to reach Dylan's kayak. You are almost at his, grinning with the knowledge you were gonna win as Dylan made the kayaks rock more, slowing him down. All of a sudden, you felt a hard push on your side and a second later you were surrounded by cold water. "DYLAN!" You screeched as you came to the surface of the lake, said man watching you with glee as you bobbed, clothes now soaking wet. He cheekily reaches out for you and you grip his hand, pretending to get ready to get out before giving his arm a hard tug, causing him to topple into the water. You laugh as he surfaces, treading water as he flicks his hair out his face like a wet dog. "I can't believe you fell for that!" You chuckled, grinning triumphantly at his now soaked state too before making eye contact with him. The pair of you instantly raced towards the kayaks again, you managing to scoot back on and into Dylan's seat before he reaches yours. "HA! MY TEAM WINS!" You shouted, beaming and high fiving some of the campers around you. "Yeah, yeah yeah." Dylan shakes his head defeatedly, a smile on his face anyway. Once the kayaks are unrafted, the campers make their way back to the jetty, Dylan getting out to help the kids. You steady the kayak as he reaches under the straps of the less strong kids, easily lifting them up and onto the wooden jetty. Once all the kids are safely out the water and kayaks laid out by the shed for the next group, you paddle and steer so you're beside the jetty. Placing your paddle on the side, you go to get out when you feel Dylan's warm arms wrap around your waist and lift you up, you barely having to push to get out the kayak. "Uh thanks..." You say, body tingling from the freckled man's touch. He just winks at you and lifts your kayak out the water, placing it next to the others. You dismiss the kids, all of them running off to the cabins to shower and change before the next activity. You walk into the canoe shed, placing the rope back where it came from, and tidying away a few bits before you too went off to change. You lean down to pick up a few plastic balls and place them on the side when a hand tugs your now open jacket, causing you to stumble into a hard chest. You look up to see Dylan smiling down at you, brown hair sticking up in all directions. Your hands are pressed against his chest, his own life jacket open as well. "Uh hi." You say, and Dylan brushes a strand of your hair out your face. "Hi." His eyes are looking right into yours and his hands are on your waist and you can feel your heart pounding against your ribcage. "Wasn't very nice of you to pull me in like that was it y/n." He says softly, gaze darting down to your lips. "You pushed me in first!" You say, poking his chest and Dylan grins, his head tilting and a lopsided smirk gracing his mouth. "Guess so, I think I can make it up to you though." You frown in confusion but feel your stomach flip when Dylan leans forward, pressing a kiss to your mouth. Your eyes are shot wide open, watching as Dylan's own brown eyes open and look at you through dark lashes. Then, your hand tugs on the fabric of his shirt, causing his lips to press against yours again and you close your eyes, a hand running behind his neck to tug on the hairs at the base of his head. It escalates pretty quickly and you find yourself being lifted onto the side of the cabinet in the shed, Dylan pressed between your legs as his lips work against yours. Your hands push his polo up slightly, running along his abs and torso, admiring as his muscles contract at your touch. He runs his fingers softly up your side, his mouth caressing yours. "Once you guys have finished making out, the kids are meeting you in the hall." A loud voice echoes out and you both instantly break apart, flushing and extracting your hands from up each other's shirts. You see Amy walking out the shed, her red hair swooping as she shouts out a final, "Oh and please don't fuck in the shed!" You look up at Dylan who's expression mirrors the same as his mum finding a girl in his room and burst out laughing. Dylan's warm gaze flicks back to you and he grins lazily, lips puffy and swollen. His hands have fallen to your thighs and you giggle as he leans in again, going to kiss you but you place a hand on his chest, pushing him back softly and sliding off the cabinet. "Dyl come on we still need to get changed"  You slip your hand into his and tug him out the shed, much to his protests of 'y/n please, the kids can wait a bit longer' but you just roll your eyes and drag him to the counsellor cabins, the promise of a possible shared shower causing Dylan to walk a bit faster.

[cyan-id-e]

Im writing because i randomly got the idea that after impulse broke the bedrock at the bottom of the boatem pole, grian starts acting weird-

CW!! Violence, slight possession (does grian pretty much hearing the void as a voice count???), Minor gore and ofcourse cussing :)

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Ren and Doc were starting their day like any other, sitting around their campfire, roasting some meat and talking about recent events that caught their interest "Yeah i heard that the boatem pole village place has a big hole going into the void.. Freaky stuff" Ren states while standing up "What? I thought we were the only ones doing weird stuff on the server" Doc responds while standing and glancing at the chunk experiment that caused 8 dungeons to spawn. "Yeah i say we check it out, might be cool to see up close!" Ren continues, walking over to their clothes line to-do list, tacking a sketched out picture of bedrock and a boat on the line. Doc nods "I agree, but i think we should put all of our valuables away just incase we accedently fall into the void" Ren nods in agreement "Better safe than sorry!".

A couple minutes go by and Ren is with Doc in a boat after putting away every item of theirs in a chest safely at home, heading to the little village of stacked boats. Once they arrive they step out of the boat, pushing the sugarcane to the side as they walk towards the boatem pole, looking around at the builds. They reach the boatem pole then they spot it, a gaping hole to the void with a sign saying "Botem pole and boatem hole". "Holy shit.." Doc states as he looks at ren "Yeah that's.. Something alright.." Ren responds, stepping away from the hole with doc following, as doc opens his mouth he hears a familiar voice "Oh! I Wasnt expecting visitors!" Grian called out as he walked towards the duo. Doc imeditly notices that grian wasnt acting like usual, when he greets them he usually askes what they are doing.. "Oh hey grian! Heard of your little void hole and decided to check it out!" Ren speaks to grian as he turns around to face the winged hermit, grian stops a couple feet away from them with a weird smile "Oh thats nice that you heard about the boatem hole!" Grian says with a unusual happiness, maybe he was excited about it? Doc couldnt put his finger on it but he spoke like he didnt notice, changing the subject "yeah.. And we saw what you did to the goatem pole!" He accuses, crossing his arms after pointing to the significantly shorter goatem pole. Grian chuckles "well you left it there for a while and i decided to knock off a couple inches! I think it looks way better now!" He finishes with crossing his arms, "Dude you cant just do that! How would you feel if we uh.." Ren turns towards the boatem pole "took all of the boats from the boatem pole and threw them into the void!" He finishes, having a smug face. Grian clearly didnt like that and stepped closer "I dont think you want to try that." He threatens with a glare, making doc question his behavior more "yo dude.. You feeling alright?" Ren asks now noticing the strange behaviour aswell. "Im feeling just fine actually, what makes you think im not okay?" Grian retorts before turning around "you know what? Forget i asked that- just look at the boatem hole-" as grian walks away he stops in his tracks with his wings puffing out as if he was shot and was in shock. Doc narrows his eyes in concern "Grian? You okay?" Ren calls to him looking a bit concerned aswell, grian turns his head to the side looking at the two over his shoulder, his demeanor has completely changed now. "Whoa.. G? What's wrong-" before doc can finish his sentence grian turns, begining to go towards the duo, "Grian???" Ren steps towards him in worry. Big mistake, grian stops in his tracks looking directly at ren with a wide eyed look "The Void is hungry." Grian states quietly "Wha-" before ren could finish a single word grian pushes him back with great force. Ren screams trying to reach out and grab something as he begins to fall, doc tries to grab him but its too late and he falls to his knees, gripping the side of the pit watching as his freind plummets into the bottomless pit.

[RenDog fell into the Void]

Doc quickly jumps up now filled with rage and confusion, picking the smaller hermit up off the ground by the collar of his red sweater "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Doc yells at grian while holding him up. Grian grabs his wrist, giving a smile before starting to laugh like a complete maniac, rocking doc to the core with complete fear as he looks into the dark eyed hermit, finally noticing the strange purple glint in them up close. Doc not knowing what to do pulls out the only item he actually brought incase they ran into any hostile mobs, His sword. He slightly lowers grian who is still laughing before plunging the sword into the hermit's chest and hugging him close as he sputters and chokes on his own blood, Doc was just wanting to sword to do its job quicker, grian's hands shake and twitch as he reaches up and grabs doc's arms "i-i.. Will make you.. regret.. Everything.." Grian chokes on his blood more as he chuckles darkly and his body disappears into smoke

[Grian was Slain by DocM77]

Doc stands there for a moment and finally decides to run to the shore where his boat is while covered in his former freind's blood. The hermits accross the server silently question the death messages but stay silent

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Hehe- i had fun with this and uh- sorry for the @ but-

@petrichormeraki do you like it? 👉👈 i thought of you while writing this-