The Pankratz family is renowned for being Dragon Slayers, having mastered the art of defeating any dragon on their own for generations.
Jaskier, born Julian Alfred Pankratz, is often questioned about his family's history. Even Geralt is curious about how his flamboyant bard could hail from a line of dragon slayers.
What no one, not even Geralt, knows is the family's centuries-old secret: The Pankratz family has been perpetrating one of the greatest scams ever known.
They don't slay dragons. They are dragons.
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something i can appreciate about the witcher is that the world of it is authentically grimy. Geralt is always streaked with viscera. Jaskier's hair is always greasy. Villages are always muddy. Even the elves are fucking filthy. Everyone except Yennefer who is serving medieval fantasy cunt 24x7
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"These aren't grimoires, just pleasure reading. "The Name of the Orchid," "A Widower for Half a Year"."
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Day 3 High Fashion (Batstarion week)
(+ the Cameo theme of day 4 for context 🙈. I was dumb and read the prompt list in the wrong order at first. 🤣 But I liked the idea too much to throw it away.)
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Trying brushes on Procreate. So here is a yennefer sketch 🥲
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