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Fuck your zodiac signs...
#nancy drew games#her interactive#clew crew#clue crew#nancy drew#nancy drew pc games#alibi in ashes#yes i took every screenshot#yes i am lactose intolerant
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slowly but surely entering the "only cold, sweet dairy products are edible" mental state
#yes I am lactose intolerant#its an autism thing#they feel so clean okay#ice cream and yogurt always taste the same#they don't stick to my mouth they wash out other flavors and they always look the same#plus the right type of yogurt makes other things okay. so like peanut butter perfect bar is good mixed in with yogurt.#I am living proof a human can live off mixed berry Greek yogurt one flavor/brand of protein bar vanilla bean icecream and black coffee#mmm coffee#occasionally I dabble in “gum so minty it makes your mouth hurt”#very specifcally one brand of yogurt to be clear#and one flavor
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I finished Attack on Titan a few days ago and it made me so incredibly upset that I’ve spent the days since finishing wondering how things could’ve turned out differently and I’ve decided that the only thing that could’ve saved Eren would be if he were lactose intolerant. Mans would never try to be a god if he were shitting himself after every sip of milk
#attack on titan#aot#eren yeager#eren jaeger#anime#lactose intolerance#shitpost#but like im serious tho#it’s the only thing I can think of that would humble him to the level of a normal person#people who have to pass diarrhea in the fetal position after eating ice cream don’t get to decide who lives and dies#i don’t make the rules#yes I am lactose intolerant what about it
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absolute brat cow shapeshifter/hybrid anicow who farmer obi-wan may have ended up getting stuck with who needs to get milked 3 times a day for good health and doesn't like to wear pants (or clothes really) and is driving obi-wan insane (but who gets away with it bc he's cute)
#i am OBSESSED with anicow he is on my thoughts daily he is my baby my everything i love him so much#also anicow makes lactose-free milk#so if u're lactose intolerant dw u can still milk him 😌#sw#obikin#anakin#f.stuff#f.art#lactation#is this finished? no#am i Done with it? yes#dhsjhdsjhjds anyways *c muere*#anicow
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a series of unfortunate events (i had a big breakfast as always and i thought i wouldn’t be able to have dinner today because i was doing overtime so i had dinner and lunch in one meal and then at dinner time my colleague asked if she could buy me dinner for my birthday and then when we got back to the office i remembered i still had the last of my birthday cake in the break room and if i didn’t finish it i would have to throw it out tomorrow and i absolutely hate wasting food)
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enough is enough, time to go back to my roots (bagel with cream cheese)
#brick collector#personal blog#bagelposting#bagel with cream cheese!!!#but like#so much cream cheese#(yes I am lactose intolerant but its called exposure therapy)#I love cream cheese bagel#save me cream cheese bagel#cream cheese bagel save me#ok actually maybe I should go buy lunch
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sometimes you just gotta find ur cat and bury ur face deep in their fur and take a sniff while they look at you like ?¿? as you leave its good for you its good for the soul
#txt#cats#yes i will be sneezing afterwards#bc i am allergic to them#but i dont care ill still do it#its like eating cheese while being lactose intolerant to me#they are simply suggestions that i will aggressively ignore#my body will be upset about it but mentally i am so happy
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me 🤝 jensen
literally only eating fruits for like 5 days straight
#i have only consumed yogurt parfaits and fruit for the last 48 hours#oh amd One cream cheese bagel#but man something ab yogurt parfaits.. yeah <3#(if you remembered that im lactose intolerant no you didnt)#if you must know i am on a blueberries and banana kick#blueberry yogurt w blueberries and bananas and granola. w.#yes i just wanted to talk ab my yogurt parfaits and my fruit but ik this is a jensen meal in my heart
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Silly Game Time: Everybody's getting ice cream! (Or a dairy-free substitute like sorbet if your dietary restrictions so require.) What flavor would you choose?
cookies and cream!! or more specifically, vanilla with oreos mixed in.
#ritz answers#jkl-fff#silly game time#am i lactose intolerant? yes. will i eat an entire tub anyway? also yes
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I literally want to drink nothing but hot chocolate.. Fuck water. Fuck tea. I WANT HOT CHOCOLATE IN MY BLOOD
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Ivenever learned a lesson in my life
#Am i probably lactose intolerant? Yes#Did it stop me from buying ice cream? Absolutely not#Am i gonna haye myself later? Yeah but ill hate myself regardless so
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so i was going to write some more blurbs tonight and now i have stuffed my face with insane (and i mean insane) amounts of mac n cheese so i am incapable of moving lmao
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i have never related to anything more
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Anytime someone out of the loop reblogs any boy king au art, I always just wanna put a huge asterisk like "THIS IS PART OF A PREEXISTING AU, A VETTONSO AU, PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT IT 🙏" cause most people are very surprised to learn how much of a narrative there is sjfklf
#yes he is boy king seb but he is a very specific boy king 🥰#why did i name this au boy king as if hes not emperor#doesnt roll off the tongue as easily ig ;;;#its fine tho bcs hes always boy king in my heart but like. do be aware.#im on a unimaginable level of rpf#like not only is it f1 rpf but it is also ultra specific historical rpf lmfao#BUT HEY IM GLAD YOU GUYS LIKED THE NEW ART#I LIKE IT A LOT IM VERY PROUD OF IT#it was so terrible last night tho cause i really wanted to finish it#but i drank coffee that i THOUGHT was fully decaf#and i had it with ice cream(i am lactose intolerant)#so yeah i was able to finish the art but i also laid in bed in pain at like 5 am#but the show must go on! boy king gets what boy king wants!#as cofi said to me. he truly is the golden child 🥹 i always put the most deranged energy into painting him#ah man tho im sad to have finished this project in just a 3 day span. it was a lot of fun#i think next ill have to draw silly ship chibis of seb harassing nando w the sceptre and orb etc etc#catie.rambling.txt
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Spicy hot chocolate save me. Save me spicy hot chocolate
#isabel.tex#it is cold up here!#tbh I'm mainly getting hot chocolate as a vehicle for whipped cream (the place i go to uses The Good Stuff™️ not reddi-whip)#so this means i should probably just go to the store and get my own whipped cream so i can make hot chocolate with whipped cream at home#but Isabel aren't you lactose intolerant? yes i am. shut up.
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I love how my brain is like:
Milk makes me feel so nauseated i was to kill myself = bad
Cheese does the same thing = not bad, it's a coincidence
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