#yes please 😳

[yeyayeya]

W-wife?

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

thinking about eddie going to a gay bar on drag night, hoping to see the show, and when he gets there he sees ??? half of hellfire club???? all his little sheepies???? so he goes up like hey why are you guys here, did will come out yet (listen he's a couple drinks in and Chatty). and they're like. i mean yes. but actually we're here for steve! and eddie remembers that steve was their babysitter but even with that known bit of character growth he cannot imagine what the hell steve harrington is doing here. so he asks and dustin opens his mouth to answer but max stops him with a hand on his shoulder like wait. we have the opportunity to let the funniest thing in the world happen right now. just wait.

so eddie doesn't get an answer and instead just chills with his now grown sheepies, keeping an eye on the bar bc he figures that's probably the best bet on where steve will probably be appearing, like maybe he got desperate and got a job as a bartender for some random gay bar. but he gets distracted when the queens come out. there's a couple girls, hyping up the crowd, each performing their hearts out, and then at the end of the show they leave the stage and all wander around the bar. and one of them, who introduced herself as Baby Dollie and did a great rendition of 9-5 in her big blonde wig and cute diner waitress outfit (thank you @tink27), wheels right over to their table and immediately pounces on the kids. and they all lose their mind at her, complimenting her outfit and makeup and her routine, and then they turn and are like hey, you remember eddie, right?

and like. oh my god. steve harrington is a drag queen called baby dollie.

(max gets a photo of eddie's shocked but slightly horny look, taken at the exact moment baby dollie sits on his lap and smacks a bright baby pink kiss on his cheek)

[starleska]

the entire DC Universe is too much for me please stop sending more fantastic iterations of silly stupid villains to fall in love with, i can't breathe 🙈🙈🙈

[sailorscout24]

Sooooo I think I’ve figured out a fun challenge for me to do!! Thanks for the suggestions!! 😘

What I do will depend on how many likes this post gets.

10 likes - I will edge humping a pillow or furniture while plugged and have someone controlling my anal plug remotely.

20 likes - I will clamp my nipples and spank myself with a hairbrush while plugged and have someone controlling my anal plug remotely.

30 likes - I will be plugged, clamped, spanked, gagged, and vibed. Both the plug and vibe will be controlled remotely.

50 likes - All of 30 plus I will tie my legs and have to endure until my plug dies 😈

My plan is to be active on here while playing so that I can give updates and possibly answer asks😊 Please let me know if you guys like that idea.

Let the games begin! 😋🤤

[verilydigital]

It’s time for some

Pitu Le Pew

💜Appreciation💜

From The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Ep. 2 — “Platinum Wheel of Fortune”

[mariatesstruther]

kinda wanna write a fic where maria does something stupidly dangerous and tommy gets 😌mad😌

[jestersrq]

i made very very silly userboxes bc kris fucking. projected the mental image of these into my minds eye & i refuse to suffer (/lh) alone DJAIWDIHAW

[daisychainsandbowties]

i will make you eggs, little casper. CRONCH

i've actually been an absolute chef the past few nights 😳😳!! and nobody at all helped me or gave me instructions or reminded me that you can cook food in things other than water. you can, in fact, stir fry things in substances besides tap water and hot sauce. and you can, in fact, cook vegetables along with whatever random piece of fish you've scavenged off the side of the road like a mongrel beast

[tigorrrr]

momma's workin' hun

[sleepyhighslvt]

God your body is so hot, i just want to cover it in lipstick

[sailorscout24]

Fantasizing about wearing a crotch rope and nipple clamps while I do my chores and only those. You watching me as I work, bumping into me when you want, pulling on the rope sharply, teasing the chain hanging from the clamps, groping me as you please but the minute I stop my chores you walk away. Leaving me a dripping, brainless mess 🥵🤤

[b1ttle]

Second song to reach the 250k milestone!! This is wild 🥺

the last song should be coming out really soon i swear,,,this month for sure 🫠

[drones-of-innocence]

What would a "Super Princess Peach" scenario look like with your version of Mareach? That is- Mario (and maybe Luigi) gets captured and Peach has to go rescue him.

Hello there!! Thank you for the ask!

I actually have Super Princess Peach but I've never finished it, maybe I should go to that next chance I get 😆 But I adore the concept, I don't have any projects like it atm but I'd love to work out some thoughts on it!!

I can't get enough of mutual pining/confession scenarios, so it would probably be something like that. And probably a whump story 😳 Bowser must be really motivated to get under Peach's skin and hurt her, and as much as it pains him, it seems like she really cares about the stupid little plumber man so it makes sense to create a plan to capture him.

And, though he would never lay a claw on Peach while under his jurisdiction, he doesn't have the same inclinations toward Mario so why not play around and torment the guy? After all, he's foiled his plans how many times by now? He doesn't have enough claws to count. So he gets a bit of a kick out of giving Mario a taste of what he's been put through. Also, Mario is furious about this, but he's not gonna let Bowser see a hint of pain. So he tries not to react, just so he wouldn't get any satisfaction. Unfortunately, this only makes Bowser angry and has him double down on his efforts to hurt him.

But Mario is powerless in this scenario, as Bowser has found some kind of weakness of his. There wouldn't be any point in threatening Peach as Mario knows Bowser wouldn't hurt her already, but maybe he threatens to do worse to Luigi. Maybe he finds some sort of neutralizer to Mario's Firebrand, and finds creative(painful) ways to keep him awake and hungry so that he begins to lose his strength.

And the whole time, Mario is fretting because he knows Peach. He knows that she's so kind and wonderful and she'll probably arrange to rescue him. But despite knowing her strength, he hates this because he doesn't want her to have to go through everything he does to get to the Dark Kingdom. All those enemies, all those tough conditions. He can't protect her while he's chained down in the dungeon. And this is really what's killing him, despite Bowser trying to break his will. All he wants is for the Princess to be safe, and kidnapping him makes him unable to serve her that way. This man would happily lay down his life for her, but instead he's useless and trapped in a deep dark cell without sunlight or consistent sustenance or rest. All his effort and pain is meaningless here.

He starts to think a lot about his feelings. About how sweet and perfect and beautiful the Princess is. He loves her, he's suspected that he has for a long time. But he would never dare to speak up and say as much to her. He thinks he is not worth her time, that he is beneath her in every way. He is content living out a life of service to her because that alone is a privilege enough. But now even that outcome is up in the air. Doubts of his ability to escape cloud his mind.

Meanwhile, Peach is losing her mind. She did not hesitate to mobilize, storming her way to Bowser's castle. Initially, she was nervous for the journey. But she was so furious that Bowser would do this, so enraged and terrified for Mario's wellbeing, that she did not even think for a second of turning back.

Mario had rescued her so many times. It was about time she returned the favor, no matter how much he insisted she would never need to. That sweet man, always so willing to stand by her side, to defend her, to fight for her. He literally traveled across the world and to the center of the universe for her.

Oh. She recognized sensations in herself that she had only read about. The way her heart pounded, the way his pain was her pain, the way his smile sent butterflies fluttering in her stomach. The warmth of his touch, that cute little bashful face he made whenever she kissed him on the cheek. He always stood at a respectful distance, but she wanted nothing more than to be close to him.

And now he was hurt. Now he was in trouble, and she was going to rescue him if it killed her.

The last thing Mario wants is for her to have to fight Bowser. Actually, that's the last thing Bowser wants, too. He doesn't actually want to battle her, considering he'd like to marry her in one piece and also he knows she is more than capable of hurting him. But the Princess that storms his castle is ready for war and nothing is going to stop her.

She fights, and being at the sidelines is more painful than Mario can say. All of his instincts compelled him to go to her side, to fight for her, but he was powerless. There was nothing he could do but watch and worry and cry out if she got hit. The terror that seized him, watching her battle for his freedom, was cold and unforgiving.

She comes out victorious in the end, because Bowser just cannot triumph over her sheer will and power. And here I think my version of this story would focus a lot on the aftermath 😫

What if Mario collapses as soon as the battle is over, because he was just able to hold on until it was over? Bowser never got the satisfaction of seeing him beat, but he's beaten anyway. Peach rushes to his side, in near tears. She'd gotten so far, done all this by herself, and she can't lose him now. She doesn't know the extent of what Bowser had done to him. But she is safe, the danger is over, and Mario's body finally shuts down after everything.

She flies to him and wrenches open the cell. He is free, but at what cost? She drops to her knees and eases him up to rest upon her, hands shaking.

Their reunion is electric. She can't even think about escaping the castle with him in this state. She can't think about anything.

"I'm okay," he promises her, his voice barely there. He is bruised and bloodied, but his eyes shine with a faint hint of relief. He was so scared for her, but she did it. She made it to him and he's so proud.

Peach just holds him, her voice shaking as she wraps her arm around him. "You're not," she says. Her eyes darken, her voice clouds with more anger. She is stronger now, bolder after her journey. "What did he do to you?"

Mario doesn't have the capacity to describe it to her, and he begins to go limp. His eyes slide closed. "You did...You did so good. I am so...I am pr-proud..." he fades off. He's not dying, he's just extremely weak.

She seizes him all the same and presses her lips to his in a last ditch effort to rescue and restore his strength.

They kiss. Even as her healing magic takes effect, she continues to kiss him, desperate and relieved all at once for his safety. His wounds begin to heal, and he starts to shift beneath her. His hand raises up to cup her cheek and he kisses her back. It was nothing like their chaste touches before, or like any kiss she'd ever given to him or anyone else. Mario sighs with his newfound strength and murmurs that he loves her.

Peach gives a delighted, teary laugh and throws her arms around him as she confesses that she loves him, too.

...

Or maybe something like that 😅

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Do you play a long drawn out game of cat and mouse where you handcuff yourself to your enemy pretending to be your bestie that you have romantic chemistry with and then when he kills you preform an act of worship and say it’s YOUR sins that need forgiveness and then tell him that he’ll miss you when you go or are you straight and not autistic

[tea-from-apush]

literally ???? the fandom wiki page for the fanmade hetalia character for Palestine, was created in, what, 2007?? and who knows how long it's been since it was updated. but it explains the relationship between Palestine and israel better than a lot of things I've seen.

Israel and Palestine are now estranged, Israel refusing to recognise Palestine as [her*] brother anymore, to Palestines disappointment. While he holds out hope they can be reconciled, [...]

Look at israel's refusal to acknowledge Palestine. Look at how Palestine wants to reconcile, which, in today's context, is more like 'ceasefire' than anything else, but reconcile doesn't mean they're equal already. It's saying Palestine would like to be equal, which would probably mean better treatment.

Israel kicked Palestine out to live in Jordans room

They were kicked out... I'm sure I've heard of this before... hmm...

America and Palestine have a rough relationship, with Americas close ties to Israel causing conflict between the two, with America locking Palestine out of the World Conference, and helping what in his opinion is his bullying brother.

As an american (running kind of an american history blog, no less), I am painfully aware of this one.

He is often injured, and wears several bandages over his body.

This one... It doesn't say why he's often injured. Maybe you're supposed to infer that he's a guy who plays a little too hard, but... I can't be the only one who picks up on the the idea that he is not just getting injured, but rather being injured (by someone else).

Now, I don't think this is the most accurate representation ever. How could it be? It's literally from fandom dot com and is about a fictional character who doesn't even ever appear in canon. There are two apostrophes on this entire page. I had to write essays longer than the entire thing in, like, third grade (meaning it's really short) and there are multiple paragraphs literally just about the character's physical appearance. There is a lot, a lot, a lot left out. The history that is there is super simplified and, once again, talks about it like a fictional situation between individual characters (houses, rooms, siblings, etc). Homies, I would not use the hetalia fan characters wiki for a reputable source on world history because it just isn't made for that at all. It probably does not have what you're looking for.

What, then, does it say about the news outlets in our world today that the hetalia fan characters wiki is a more reliable source for history?

*the fanmade character for israel seems to be referred to with she/her pronouns everywhere else I saw, including her own hetalia fandom character wiki page, so I changed this from "him" to "her" to help avoid confusion.

[earl-grey-love]

Honestly, the level of indulgence in the Barbs devlgrams is so high that sometimes it overwhelms me. I couldn't write anything that indulgent for myself.