#yes this is my kink

[digestabold]

Pretty bird plucked the plug from her bath and now she's all tossed out with the bathwater...

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[midwestprincesss]

I NEED MORE ART HUMPING!! i just know he’s into it

he's always sooo needy for you like he'll just take whatever u give him.

you were lying on the bed watching some shitty reality tv show, with art next to you, his arms wrapped around you and head resting on your chest. for the past few minutes you could feel his hands pawing at your soft, plush thighs and how his breath seemed to be getting quicker- and his dick getting harder- obviously. you decided to ignore it.

until you couldn't. art started palming his dick through his boxers, letting out quiet whimpers all while one of his hands was still on your thigh.

"please, can i eat you out?" he asked, teary eyed.

you looked at him for a moment. poor baby. his face was flushed, shades of pink and red on his cheeks and nose bridge. he looked soo sad about the fact that his head wasn't between your thighs already. his dick was so painfully hard yet he was thinking about eating you out.

"no art, i'm really really tired right now. sorry honey" you softly said to him, turning your head to kiss his forehead as he closed his eyes for a brief moment.

his lip wobbled. "but please, i'm so hard it hurts-"

"i said no, art. if you wanna get off, you can get off by humping your pillow like the good boy i know you are" he visibly melted at the praise as you took the pillow from where his head was resting before and placed it on his lap, pressing down a bit, the feeling of it sending shocks throughout his body.

but he was not pleased with that. "oh c'mon, at least let me hump your thigh, pretty please?"

you smiled. he was so polite about it- but if he wanted to get off he had to listen to you. "no, art. of you ask one more time i won't even let you cum. "

he whined but nodded, getting on top of the pillow and pulled down his boxers, positioning his dick upwards, so that it was touching both the pillow and his abdomen.

he looked so adorable, thrusting into the pillow and letting his cute little moans out. usually, art is loud in bed- but when he's tired he gets more quiet, more whiny.

"fuck" he let out a shaky breath. "hold my hand, please"

and at that, your heart melted. you just wanted to hold him and kiss his cute, pink and angry tip better:(

but like you said before, you really were tired. so you held his hand as you watched him fuck himself into a pillow.

not long after, his legs started shaking and his moans got louder, he was gonna cum. but poor baby didn't wanna cum all over his pillow, so he had to ask you nicely-

"please, can i cum on your tummy?"

you couldn't not give in at that. his tone was so sweet, he seemed actually desperate for it. and he genuinely was desperate for it. it felt like if you didn't say yes, he would just die on the spot.

so you agreed. "but only if you clean up after yourself." you added, pulling up your shirt for him. and with a few final strokes, art came all over your tummy, cum already starting to run down your waist. he came so fucking much, only from you letting him hump a pillow.

[danielcalmdown]

i swear i got like three last stickers to finish and i'm DONE with them... it was fun but frustrating to get back to the cruel reality of my hand being very not steady n making tons of mistakes when inking xD good training tho

[godhurts]

Hear me out: somno but the dom is the one who's asleep?? Like a very tired mommy sleeping in a lot and a really impatient pet that can't control their instincts? They see her ass poking out of the sheets and can't help rubbing their needy parts on it. They moan softly as they start humping it slowly and gently as not to wake her up, but soon get too desperate, need to feel more. They slide it inside her and start moving gently, whimpering, mumbling "please please please." By then she wakes up, but doesn't do anything except smiling at her adorable needy pet. "Does it feel good baby?" she says in a sleepy voice, letting them know she's awake. They can't look her in the eye out of embarrassment, but can't stop either so they end up fucking and falling back asleep together 🩷

[solmesia]

As a scholar, I think halsin (esp as a bear) gets TERRIBLE cute aggression over astarion

He’s like “I wanna grab that lil elf and bite him like a squeaky toy and shake!!!!”

Cause astarion is just THAT CUTE

yes good yes good yes good

[wordsinhaled]

after charles and edwin get together i think one of their new favorite forms of sharing affection should be each one trying to fluster the other as much as possible by reminding one other of all their favorite brave and wonderful and brilliant things they liked watching the other one do over the years

this isn't new - they've always had a habit of congratulating one another on a job well done, after all! - but it starts again in a different light because they're both getting used to the reaction they can get out of each other, with the sort of affirmations they usually give each other anyway.

it's not like charles has never complimented edwin before but edwin's never gotten quite so disarmed before, and oh, it's fun, it's so gratifying to know that if edwin had a heart charles could make it skip a beat. and edwin loves to offer charles praise now because he gives edwin these little special smiles that edwin adores. they're not quite shy but they are softer than they used to be, almost like he's finally starting to believe what edwin's saying, in his heart

it's something about the safety of it, too, the comfort of it, of knowing they are loved in every way there possibly is to love one another, it lets how nice it feels to just sit in each other's kindness and attention sink in more somehow

and so, it's the same way they do "remember the case of the [...] back in '95?" except it's recounting their own private ranking of each other's greatest hits. and of course they do this while cuddling, or holding hands and tracing the lines on each other's palms, or petting each other's hair, or something similarly soft. as a treat

"do you remember the case of the haunted patisserie, charles? back in, what was it, 2002, yes? oh, no, it's only that crystal was talking about baking something today, and i fondly recalled you fending off that dreadful poltergeist with nothing but a rolling pin." edwin's eyes are twinkling, the way they so often do these days. "i daresay you would have made quite the handsome baker, in another universe."

charles ducks his head. caught between bashful and preening. realizing he's allowed both. the shyness without being judged, and the surety that edwin loves him. that they love each other like they do.

"couldn't've dusted him without your help, could i? and i had a tough go focusing. didn't even know you knew old french. 'course you do, though." and he gives edwin a grin that's a bit dreamy at the edges. (edwin still can't believe charles actually looks at him like that.) "god, it's mad how brilliant you are, you know that?"

and so on

and so forth

forever <3

[milkygothgf]

Sometimes I think abt having a dom that I get to let out all my crazy toxic thoughts and fantasies with. Like a dom that encourages my jealousy, plays into my delusions, thinks my obsessiveness is cute, and gets off on it. Someone that lets me safely be batshit insane and loves it and we both get horny from it<333

[swirlsandtwirls]

Sitting at my desk at home… barely able to work… listening to the voices in my earbuds tell me how cock goes in, mind goes out… as I sit on and hold my pretty pink dildo inside my dripping pussy… cockwarming my dildo…… it feels so good……… I need more brainwashing… I need more edging… I need more training… I need to be dummer… I need to be sluttier… I need to be hornier… I need to beak………..

[chubote]

Tried on an old favorite shirt of mine from a few years ago. Beware of flying buttons…

[moderatetoaboveaverage]

I need to be scenting a girlie by rubbing my stinky dripping cock on her face. Just making it so she can't smell anything that isn't me.

[strawberrycakefem]

People need to stop giving male artists the benefit of the doubt when debating on whether or not their works have disguised fetishes/kinks in them because the answer is almost always is yes.

[fatdogboycunt]

something something the allure of an enabling older brother coaxing you into smoking weed w/ him and mindlessly grazing because he keeps telling you you’re so high-strung and anxious and you need to chill. but really he just wants to see you high off your ass and increasingly dumber and more complacent so that when you hang out and he rubs his bulge against your ass absentmindedly you’re too out of it and far too comfortable to protest. yay <3

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

AWFULLY out of character but comforting Nikto maybe, idk i just want the man to be somewhat happy

Shhh shhh shh don't even apologize pookie bear. I rolled my eyes back at this. I mean what.

Nikto who gets overwhelmed during public events that he didn't even want to go to. Already pissy because his teammates forced him there and even more so because people keep looking at him. Making the man both self conscious and exhausted that he had to keep up with random strangers.

Nikto who gets home and the first thing he does is try to rip off the overly fancy suit that he was forced to wear. Finding irritability the second that it catches on something and he's forced to wear it a second longee than he needs to. Fabric ripping at the seams until you grab his hands. Stopping him from clawing at his own wrists and face in his haze.

Some blood already dripping down the side of his cheek the moment he removed the mask a while ago. The metal slicing his skin from haste, something that he didn't care about through all his madness yet acknowledgd. Oh but it was visible, bright red against pale skin.

Those ice blue eyes staring widely at you as you grabbed his face. The blacks of his blue eyes unnaturally small. Almost immediately outwardly calming down at the feeling of your cold hands against his warm cheeks. Its like trying to calm down a scared animal. It was something familiar to him. The cold. No more suffocating air inside a cramped room.

Having to ground him back to earth as you hold his hands, already covered in his own blood. Skin itchy from how others stare at him yet under your gaze. He was just him. Because he knew you knew him. He knew you.

"Apologies i- we were...oh", something in him finally coming back to you in the brief moment of peace. Realizing how he tore through a still soft scar on his cheek, making himself even more mangled. Something in him that should feel shame for it yet nothing but exhaustion and acceptance reeks from his form.

"Let me take care of you hm?", you whisper softly, trying to coax him back to reality as he feels your hand wipe away the blood. Soft fingertips against open flesh. The texture of skin making him wince from the pain as he reaches up to cup your hand. Stalling your touch on him and an instinct to pause pain all at the same.

"It doesn't hurt", he lies through his teeth, even as much as it wrongs him to lie to you. Finding it useless to care for a wound so small and yet. It would most likely leave another scar on his skin. Was he just making himself worse for you? Always looking and acting like a fucked up animal. He didn't want to and yet he was.

"Let me take care of it, Nikto", a simple call of his 'name' and he's sat. Letting you disinfect the wound through the awfully sterile alcohol. Barely even flinching as the disinfectant stings his cheek and wrists. Sure they weren't bleeding but small scratches could still cause infection.

"Raise your hands", a simple order. One he would heed to easily. Raising his arms for you to wrap with some gauze while he complains that it isn't even necessary, he doesn't even wear long sleeves shirts outside of deployment.

"Tilt your head for me?", and he follows. Because why wouldn't he when you ask so softly? Taking care of him like he deserved it. Trying to ignore the way blood rushes to his cheek and pours out even more.

"Darling, I can see you blushing, do you like getting pampered?", he would never admit it if it was anyone other than you. A visibly red hue on his usually pale skin.

"Da", and he doesn't care. Or at least that's what he says. His blush only deepening when you pinch his chin in your hands tilting his head to the side while he mentally tries so hard to avoid your gaze. Pupils drifting off to the side like a sad dog. Grimacing until you tell him to stop because you can't get the bandage on.

"Tired hm? Wanna talk about it?", you offer up once he's gained that blur in his eyes. No longer a prey trying to avoid being hunted. Just a bunny in its natural habitat. His pupils back to their natural size and more as he stares back up at you.

A unintelligible grunt exits through his throat, barely even moving. Finding himself slouched a few minutes ago in his panic. Hands absentmindedly trailing your sides as he sits you down on his lap on his insistence. And he's calm at least. Falling asleep once you take off the tight fitting jacket. Slumbering softly on the sofa and just pulling you closer with every hour. Lying down to make sure you didn't wake up with back problems.

[babooshkart]

save a horse, ride a man who can inspire homicidal tendencies simply by breathing

some capri cowboys for my sweet @nv-md 💕 happy birthday, angel 😘🤠

[weirdw00d]

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