#yes yeeees. you will watch my funny movie with me !!

[bloodengutz]

getting more people to watch reefer madness the movie musical with me TEEHEE

[once-upon-an-imagine]

Hey hun! Here's the ask.

It was one where the reader feels kind of insecure because Argyle never try anything slightly more sexual and so she overthinks it until either he asks her what's wrong or she actually asks him.

Essentially because he seems someone who's very chill about anything sexual related

OMG YEEEES 🥺 I love this so much, also please don't hate me, Steve is definitely coming up later, this was supposed to be a dialogue but it got too long 😬 Warnings: mentions of sex and weed, also do not attack me for bashing Star Wars, this is from HIMYM and I thought it would be funny and I see Argyle as Marshall so, calm down hahaha Disclaimer: I don't own Stranger Things 😊 gifs aren’t mine 😁

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Let's Talk About Sex

You were currently straddling your boyfriend, heavily making out after smoking some Purple Palm Tree Delight. As the kiss got deeper you started moving back and forth on him, rubbing yourself against his groin, feeling shivers down your entire body and right to your core. But then, he pushed you away. Like he always did.

“Whoa, honey, slow down” Argyle chuckled as you continued to trail kisses down his neck and he grabbed what was left of the joint on his left.

“Why?” you asked, wrapping yourself closer to him. It had been a few weeks that you had tried to get your boyfriend’s attention to get things to the next level but he always turned you down. Not on purpose, you hope. But you thought today would be the best day since his parents were out of town and you had the entire weekend to yourselves.

“Um” Argyle cleared his throat pushing you off him. “B-because we’re gonna be late” he told you.

“Late?” you asked, confused.

“Yeah, remember? We were going to have a Star Wars weekend with Jonathan and his brother” he told you.

“W-what?” you asked, a bit upset. “You never told me that!”

“Yes, I did” he insisted.

“No, you only said to come over. I thought it was going to be just the two of us” you told him, hoping he would take the hint.

“Well, what’s the big deal? We can watch the movie and then hang out-”

“Those movies are like eight hours, Argyle! And they are so stupid!”

“Hey! You love those movies!” he complained.

“No! You love those movies! I only watch them because you liked them! I came over because I thought we were going to spend the weekend together! Not with Jonathan and Will watching some dumb movies!”

“Okay, knock it off, they are not dumb!”

“Yes, they are! I mean, first of all, how do they understand that walking bear they hang around with all the time?”

“Wookie” he corrected but you ignored him.

“He’s all like…” you said before you started grunting, in an attempt to make your best impression of Chewbacca. “And then they’re like ‘That’s a good point, Bear, let’s try that!’”

“Okay, he’s a Wookie, and his kind is actually more intelligent than they appear-”

“I don’t care! I don’t wanna watch a walking bear for eight hours! I wanna have sex with you!” you blurted out, feeling your cheeks burn instantly when you realized what you had just said.

“W-what?” Argyle asked, certain that he hadn’t heard you right. His eyes widen and his jaw dropped.

“Please don’t make me say that again” you muttered shyly, looking away and feeling tears welling up.

“No, I want you to say it again” he said, walking closer to you. “Maybe mention my name while you’re at it” he smirked but he stopped when he saw a few tears falling down your cheeks. “Hey… what’s wrong? What did I say?” he asked, his tone turning soft.

“Nothing, I’m being stupid” you muttered, wiping off away your tears. “I’m just gonna go home” you said, grabbing your coat and walking towards the door but Argyle quickly pulled you back.

“No! No, no, no, no” he stopped you and turned you around. “We don’t have to go watch the stupid movies, but I’m not letting you leave when I know you’re upset” he said, pulling you closer but you were still not able to look at him. “What’s going on, sunshine?”

“A-Argyle do you- do you l-like m-me?” you stuttered, still looking away.

“What?” he asked, extremely confused. “I obviously like you, how can you ask me that-?”

“N-no, I mean” you sighed. “D-do you like… find me… attractive?”

“Of course I do” he said, softly. He grabbed your hand and sat down on the couch bringing you with him, sitting you on his lap. “Where’s this coming from?”

"It's just…" you sighed. "You don't seem very interested in… h-having s-sex with m-me" you said feeling completely mortified.

"What?" he asked, extremely confused. "Why would you say that? Of course, I wanna have sex with you" he said, making you look up at him.

"Y-you do?"

"Yeah, of course, I do. What made you think I don't?"

"I don't know" you stammered. "Every time we're alone and… I think things are, you know, escalating…" you said, feeling your cheeks burning. "You always stop and just… say something else or… we do something else and I just- I thought-" you sighed. "Maybe it was b-because you just don't find me that attractive and you don't want to have sex with me" you said quietly as a few tears ran down your cheeks.

"Oh, sunshine no" he said, cupping your cheek and wiping away your tears with his thumb but you still refused to look at him. "Love, I am so sorry that I made you feel that way. It's just…" he sighed frustrated. "Look, it's the opposite, okay? You drive me crazy, love, and, trust me, there's nothing more I want than for us to be together that way but, I know that… this is something big and new for you, and… I don't want you to feel pressured or… uncomfortable with me-"

"Love, you have never made me feel pressured or uncomfortable" you assured him. "That's why I have been trying to do this for a while now" you said with a small smile, making him smile too.

"I guess I just… I wanted this to be completely on your terms, sunshine” he said, sweetly, grabbing your hand.

“I love you so much” you smiled, kissing his cheek.

“I love you too” he said, kissing your nose. “So… what do you say I call Byers and tell him we can’t make it today?” he said, raising his eyebrows at you.

“Really?” you asked, feeling too excited and he nodded. “I say…” you said, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and straddling his lap again. “I love you even more now” you told him as he wrapped his arms tightly around your waist and you leaned in to kiss him again. 

The End

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A/N: I swear Stevie is coming up next (as in either today or tomorrow!) I hope you liked it :D

[demon-animatronic]

Forgot to do this earlier but here are

My thoughts on Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge

- Barely 5 minutes in and he already got his first kill on the kill count.

- Those are some giant ass vents

- Hello Christine. I mean Melody and also this movie’s Meg and Raoul

- Yeeees this Eric seems to be a sewer goblin like the real Erik!

- Peter/Raoul seems like a douchebag tbh

- I do find it interesting that it’s reversed in this movie. Instead of being childhood friends and sweethearts with Peter, it’s Eric that Melody loved from the start.

- Sir, what have these security guards done to you other than coming close to catching you.

- Ew. Never mind. Slaughter all the creepy pervs that the security guards are. Have fun, Eric!

- As far as I’m concerned, Eric has been justified in killing the guards.

- Ah yes the classic car won’t start and main character gets attacked after opening the hood.

- But at least Eric is there to save the day from whoever that creepy perv is.

- Poor teen!Eric. Lost his family and home via Arson for the most fucked up of reasons.

- “fired” very funny, asshole

- So instead of being a musical genius, teen Eric from the 80s(?) is a gym buff and was probably the quarterback for his high school football team too.

- But hey I give him credit for training himself to be ready to take on his family’s murderers. And those that ruined his life.

- Peter is an idiot but I get why he did that.

- Dude did you not get your arrow injury taken care of at all? Also I guess this Eric has pet snakes. That was fucked up but also justified.

- Of course they never heard of the Arsonist. THEY hired him to kill Eric and his family to begin with. All to build a stupid mall where their house once stood.

- On the plus side, Eric seems to still be protective of ALL of his friends. He was getting pissed watching the little punk be a creep towards Melody’s bestie. Then killed him.

- And now the arsonist is trying to kill them. Again in Melodys case since he tried to the night of the fire.

- Yet again Eric saves the love of his life and childhood sweetheart.

- Aaaand now they are digging up Eric’s supposed grave.

- Meanwhile Eric is placing bombs in the mall.

- Mel, your former boyfriend is doing a lot for you even though you are unconscious at the moment. Actually he’s been doing a lot all movie.

- A little over a hour in and she’s finally in his ‘lair’

- Aww he unmasked himself. God his poor vocal chords got fucked too. And this isn’t an adult either. He’s technically still a kid at around 16 or 17.

- Mel’s thought process right now:

I have a life above ground: Valid

I love a guy I just met a few days ago more than you, my childhood sweetheart and boyfriend I just found out was really alive all along: Not valid.

- Seriously wtf is wrong with you, girl. No wonder that was the straw that broke the camels back and made him start the timer on the bomb. He’s feeling nothing but pure rage now. Especially since YOU always felt he was still alive. Not to mention him leaving you your fav flowers, leaving you an outfit you wanted but couldn’t afford, and playing your couple song in your place of work.

- And now he has gone full psycho. Like wanting to go back to above ground is completely valid. But you aren’t exactly helping him out by calming him. You’re just pissing him off more. Especially over a guy you just met. It’s making you look stuck up and not in love with Eric anymore over how he looks and sounds now rather than because he’s a psycho murderer now.

- Thank you, Eric for killing those two motherfuckers. I think that’s everyone that was involved with the arson one way or another.

- But alas you are dead now for real. If you being on fucking fire didn’t kill you. That explosion certainly did. Hopefully you can rest in peace and get reunited with your parents in the afterlife.

Anyway this movie is so dumb it’s good. I can’t help but feel for this Erik too. Especially since he was just a teen that had his life destroyed by a bunch of greedy bastards. Not to mention being alone for a year. No wonder he lost his goddamn mind. He was probably dreaming of Melody staying with him and then got denied and the last of his dreams crushed.

[xeo-kunsatan]

Beast Choices Chapter 4. Shine of 2

The story of this young couple continue in a normal way, the love between eachother was getting stronger.

In a Friday Day.

Betrayus have arrived in a jewelry

Cashier: Welcome to Bright shop, something special you're looking for?

Betrayus: Well... I was looking for a ring my girlfriend, an special one for her

Cashier: So you're looking for a wedding ring for your girl? Anyone in specific?.

Betrayus: Do you have sapphire rings?

Cashier: Ohohoh, Interesting asking, may I ask why did you choosed that jewel?

Betrayus: Well, I choosed a sapphire for her because,.. our relationship at evolving through the time, we always were honest and have confidence between eachother, all my improvement as person is thanks to her as I helped her as well to make her get up, for it and even more things impossible to tell all of them.. My Girl is special for me.

Cashier: So poetic~ *Shows him some sapphire rings* Heh..*Jokes* some people considers sapphire rings as "Princesses rings".

Betrayus: Believe me..She.. is better than a silly and boring princess, she is wild, rude, seductive and sometimes funny, my favorite type of partner in general.

Cashier: Any team is valid, you know so well bro.

Betrayus: yeah, and for it.. I choose this one.

Betrayus have choosed a sapphire ring with a unique design, it was perfect for Muriel

Cashier: Excellent election.

Betrayus after pay for the ring, have left the jewelry to his job with the box of the ring for his girlfriend, keeping it hide to later surprise her in their Movies Friday night.

Pacopolis 9:38 pm

Betrayus and Muriel have arrived home after finished their usual works

Betrayus: Ughhh.. I'm tired..*Falls in the coach*

Muriel:*arrives with her phone* You were, you know what day is?

Betrayus: Oh yeah!

B&M: Bitch it's Friday!

Muriel: Prepare the Movie!

Betrayus: Order a Pizza!

B&M: Yeah!!

Muriel have ordered the pizza while Betrayus was looking for the Cd of the Friday 13th movies.

Some minutes later the Pizza have arrived and Betrayus received the pizza while Muriel taked the beer to the table

Betrayus; It's Here!

Muriel: Oh Yeah!!

They started they typical Friday night to watch scary movies with Pizza, Betrayus was about to propose himself but the moment was interrupted by a call from Betrayus's phone.

Betrayus: Aghh it's my brother

Muriel:*pauses the movie* what did he want Sunlight?

Betrayus: I dunno..*attends the call* what do you want stinky lemon?

Stratos: *in the call* Don't call me like that!.. uhum I mean.. Santana invited us to visit The Vegas, I was wondering... If you and Muriel would like to come with us?

Betrayus: Do you seriously think i want to go there, with you and mother!?... Yes

Stratos: So, you will come?

Betrayus: Hell yeah!! Let me tell my girlfriend about this *Ends the call*.

Muriel: What happened?

Betrayus: *sighs* Fluffyplum, my brother told me that my sister invited me to go with basically all the Spheros family to travel to the Vegas, I was wondering if would you like to come with me?..

Muriel: Go with you and your family to the city of lights, having to bear with your awful brother and Mother? Are you kidding me?

Betrayus: Uhhh...

Muriel: Hell yeah, I'm fucking ready!

Betrayus: Yeah girl!, But first, It's movie time! *Plays the movie*

They continued their movie night cuddling eachother while they were eating their pizza.

The next day, both where packing up their stuff getting ready for the travel, Betrayus had hided the box, his plans to propose marriage to Muriel instead of get ruined they had taked a plot twist.

Muriel: Wait... Who would take care of Yuū while we are out?

Yuū: Hmmm?

Betrayus: Sir Cumference

Muriel: A.

Betrayus: Just Kidding, we will take her with us, there's a place for pets in the hotel we will be.

Muriel: What a relief~..

After packing up they left to the airport where they meet up with Rotunda, Santana and Stratos.

Betrayus: Hello Family, we are here

Muriel: Sup

Santana: Betrayus! Little Brother how are you? *Notices Muriel* Oh! You most be my brother's girlfriend?

Betrayus: Yes, Mury, This is my older sister Santana, Santana this is my partner Muriel.

Santana: It's nice to meet you Muriel.

Muriel: it's nice to meet you too

Stratos: H-Hi Betrayus..Muriel

Rotunda: *Sighs* you really had to bring your bitch and her mutt here?..

Yuū: Grrrrrr...

Muriel: No Yuū..

Spheros Siblings: Mother!!!

Betrayus: It doesn't have anything wrong at bringing my girlfriend to the travel, I don't wanted leave her alone in the department.

Santana: C'mon Mom is not a bad Idea having my sister in law with us.

Rotunda: Aghh whatever...

Muriel:*sighs*

The Spheros Family & Muriel Taked a plane to the Vegas, Where Santana had some nice conversations with Muriel and Betrayus.

The PacVegas city

2:27 pm

At arriving in the city, they taked a Taxi to the hotel where they would stay.

Muriel and Betrayus where impressed about the city.

Muriel; I can't wait to take a ride around this Wholesome city!..

Betrayus; Me too! Hey Santy, would you like to come with us?

Muriel: Yeah girl come with us

Santana: Of course!

Stratos: Are you sure Santy?

Santana: Yeah, i have long time without getting along with my Tray Tray, and more now with my new sister in law.

Stratos:*sighs* Alright you can go while i take My mom to her reunion.

Rotunda:*Arrives* Let's go Stratos

Stratos: I'll go Mom.

Betrayus, Santana and Muriel had a long ride exploring and shopping in the city.

The PacVegas City

7:14 pm

The Spheros Family was resting in the hotel yard, Santana came in.

Santana: i was wondering to go to Cube Casino to you know have fun, would you like to come?

B&M: Yeah girl!

Stratos: Sounds Great

Rotunda: do whatever you want, I will be in the spa, I'm really tired

Rotunda leaves to the Hotel Spa.

Santana: Alright, *Grabs Muriel* we will see you in the door.

Muriel: Heheh see ya

Santana grabbed Muriel away taking her to her room. She was changing in elegant clothing as well Muriel which was also holding a tiny box with a nervous expression in her face.

Santana: Is there something wrong?

Muriel: it's something personal.. and a surprise.

Santana: what kind of surprise?

Muriel: *Jokes* I don't know if should tell you, you can get mad~

Santana: Aww c'mon, I am your sister in law, how could I be mad with you?

Muriel: okay you convinced me, *Shows her a Ruby ring from the box*

Santana: *Gasp* Oh my gosh.. you really?

Muriel: Yes

Santana: YEEEE!! *Hugs her* you will marry my brother!?

Muriel: we have 5 years together, I think it's time to go to the next step in our relationship.

Santana: This is so Exciting!.... Seriously Muriel, I want to thank you.

Muriel: For what?

Santana: For what you did for my younger brother... As you maybe know my mother and Stratos were always unfair with him for something is not his fault something i never liked it but... i didn't had enough time to give him the attention he deserved because i's always being focused *sob* in my own studies and work to help up my family but i honestly wasn't enjoyed it... I wanted to travel around the world and maybe try out my luck working in other country.. *In tears* but i can't left Betrayus behind because I was so worried of him.. and I'm still worrying for him.. it's a relief for me that my brother finally found out someone who cares a lot of him as I didn't do it.. specially someone like you.

Muriel: *dries up her tears* it's okay Santana, I understand and feel your pain.. *Hugs Her*

Santana: *Sniff* If you will Marry my brother Muriel,..will you promise me to take care of Betrayus?

Muriel: Always, I promise.

Santana: Thank you very much Muriel, all I want is see my brother smile.

Muriel: Me too Santana, you know girl I don't have a wedding godmother not even a friend for it, will you be our Wedding godmother?

Santana: Really!? That's a big honor...Count with me!.. and tell me why did you choosed a Ruby for my brother

Muriel: Because it represents the pasion he finally released, the pure love i felt for him, and also Rubies are considered as sun jewels and Betrayus Is a Sunlight.

Santana: that's so deep~

After the conversation the 4 had meet up in the Hotel Door

Betrayus: Wow girls you both look so good, and *blushed* you Muriel.

Santana: Aww thank you

Muriel: You too Betrayus *Blushed*

Stratos: Don't think your dress is somewhat provocative?

Betrayus: Don't think that you most shut the fuck up Stratos? She can dress as she wants and likes.

Santana: Yeah Stratos, what the hell?

Stratos: O-oh.. Sorry.

Santana: Well guys forget this and let's fucking go!

B&M: Oh Yeah!!

Santana taked them to a Casino where they had fun Gambling, with Betrayus defeating his enemies with a psycho attitude.

Stratos: I Thought you fixed him!

Muriel: Let him be Stratos, Let him Be.

Santana: The Karaoke just opened who wants to rock out?

Betrayus:*have heard after winning a Gamble* I do!,.. Muriel will you make a Duo with me

Muriel: Of Course, I was about to ask you the same~

Both had walked to the scenery.

Betrayus: Uhum..Hello.. We are going to sing "Not Gonna get us" I hope you liked it

Betrayus and Muriel sang together in the Karaoke expressing how much their relationship had evolved, at finishing their song Betrayus was ready to confess his surprise.

Betrayus: Thank you everyone, this means a lot for me.. because this woman next to me have teached me how to appreciate myself, this woman was the first In hear me when I was fucked,.. this wild woman was the one who opened her arms for me, a real friend I never had, She is the woman I want to spend all my life..

Betrayus gets in his knees in front Muriel opening the Box revealing the sapphire ring he choosed for her.

Betrayus: Muriel Plizetxki... Will you marry me?

Muriel: Betrayus... I..I Literally wanted to ask you the same *Shows him the Ruby ring from her box*

Betrayus: That means Is a yes for eachother?

Muriel: Yeah!

Both Kissed while the crowd in the Casino next to Santana and Stratos clapped.

Their put eachother in their rings and continued the gambling party where both ended in not saint things.. coff coff alcohol... Coff coff shots coff coff.

Muriel: *Wakes up* Hmm~ my head

Betrayus:*wakes next to her* Morning Mury~ ... Ouch.. fuck my head hurts..

Muriel:Eh?...how the heck a horse entered in the room!!??

Horse: Hi

B&M: Holy Shit!!

Haha to be continued

What would happen in the next chapter?

Haha sorry for taking so long In post this but I can get blocked hehe sorry XD, I hope you loved this chapter!

[ajokeformur-ray]

✨ Unfiltered Joker thoughts ✨

I watched Joker with a bunch of lovely clowns on my Discord and while they werewolf’d in the chat, I typed out my thoughts here as they came to me. These are unedited, unfiltered, and exactly as they were in my head. I don’t know who’d be interested in this but 🤷‍♀️ who doesn’t love unfiltered thoughts about our man? NSFW ahead in places, lmao and some self-ship elements because it’s always on my mind.

There are Controversial Things within, I’m sure - be nice about it if you wanna comment, or unfollow/block etc. if it bothers you I won’t take it personally. I will take it personally if I’m sent a rude message, though. Fair warning. You curate your own online experience so scroll past silently if you gotta!🥰🥰🥰🥰

Tagging @arthurflecc @jokerownsmysoul @daincrediblegg @sweet-nothings04 bc they were in the chat and missed me there!! 

 Word count: 4, 597.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJO -

*Presses play*

OMG THERE HE IS BABYYYYYYYY ~ 

Ugh that white shirt... 🥵

“paint me like one of your french girls” 👀

oh, honey, no. 

Don’t force yourself to smile, my love, it’s okay. you can be hurting.

sweet angel who can do no wrong asdfghjkl

wanna kiss that tear away...

CARNIVALCARNIVAL CARNIVAL *STARTS SWAYING IN MY SEAT*

jaunty piano to juxtapose his shitty mood

you spin me right round, baby, right round...

ohhh, baby 🥺🥺🥺

someone’s honky lmaoooooo ~ 

that cello

Ohhhh, darling man.... i’m so sorry. I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry

WOOPS CRYINGGGG ~

sweet angel love still tryna be funy with the flower squirting...

what else will squirt tonight???👀

ohhh, darling. deep breaths baby. it’s okay. you’re okay.

CRYINGGGGG

ohhhh baby boyyyy....

legit just cooed aloud

oh angel <3 

“is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?”

it is my love... it is. 

let me sit on your lap and still the shaking of your legs

ohhhh my love. you’re okay. just breathe.

Dr. Kane was doing her best but you’re beyond what she can handle

you deserve better, sweetheart.

my love, my life.

I JUMPED WHEN HE HIT HIS HEAD IN ARKHAM

“who knows?”

yeah me too, my love. me too. 

“i just dont wanna feel so bad anymore”

oh baby.

i know, my love. i wish i could hold your hand and stroke your hair and kiss your cheeks 🥺🥺🥺

had a shitty day but wants to comfort a child on the bus. thats my manssss ~ <3 <3 <3 

okay but his peekaboo makes me giggle please do that to me when im sad

“‘cuse you bitch?”

the greasepaint still on his face is endearing omg 

GIVE HIM BACK HIS CARD OR IMMA RIOTTTT

CRYINGGGGG 

ohhhh baby. no. deep breaths. i’m here, my love. not going anywhere

those fucking steps

me too, darling. i feel your exhaustion like it’s my own and i long to take it from you without changing a single thing about you.

my love, my life

the weariness of an unchanged routine is a paralysing one

wanna rub cream on your bruises

“yeah, mum” so soft im cry

“eat. you need to eat” i hear you in my head when i wanna skip meals and it helps me.

“oh yeah? who do you talk to?” YES SASS HER

“yay murray” ohhhhh angel you’re so cute I’m cry 🥺

murray you wankstain - old and crusty 🤮🤢🤮🤢

arthur’s laugh in his daydream 🥺🥺

“i love you murray” // “you’re awful murray” baby noooooo

“theres something special about you arthur” the only real thing murrat ever fuckin said AND IT WASNT EVEN A REAL THING IT WAS IN HIS HEAD

“I TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY MOTHER” YEEEES BABY YOU DO! SO PROUD OF YOU!!!

just wantin recognition in your daydreams bc you dont get it in your real life

YOU SWEET THING

HIS SWEET SMILE AND THE CELLO OH BABY 🥺😭

YOUR BACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

shoes are too tight so you gotta stretch em 

can you stretch me too???👀🥵💦🔥

“chuckletown” RANDALLS LEGACY AND WE TURNED IT INTO SMTHN LOVING AND NOT SARKY LIKE HE INTENDED LMAO FUCK YOU RANDALL YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIT

arthur’s hair in the sun omg like a halo

randall fuck off fucking fuck off go aWAY LEAVE MY ARTHUR ALONE

you asswipe

arthurs shy and nervous lil giggle omg baby say no give the gun back its not well intended 

“my boy”  AHA LMAO HE DOES PAY YOU BACK BUT NOT HOW YOU EXPECT LMAOOOO YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

THOSE CURLS

arthur’s sweet little lilting voice in front of his boss omggggg ~ 

HOYYYYYYT 

his logic makes no sense wtffffff ~ 

RETAIL SMILE LMAO THATS A MOOD 

brewing insanity..... 

POUND ME LIKE THOSE TRASH BAGS

RUIN ME AND THEN REBUILD ME IN YOUR IMAGE 

those mf stairs again

it’s the same old team since 1916... in your head, in your head...

never in my LIFE have i been aroused by a FOOT

lmao only Arthur istg that man is the exception to my every rule

Gigi is so CUTE 🥺

THAT SMIRK SIR CAN YOU NOT

“hey” omggg look at you tryna connect ugh so proud of youuu ~ 

the moon is a silver dollar... 

THOSE CURLS

THOSE BARE FEET

THAT SOFT VOICE

ARTHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 

frances conroy is a goddess omg i love herrrr ~ 

espesh on ahs she’s a queen

but i digress lmao wrong fandom

“dont you have to be funny to be a comedian”

FUCK OFF PENNY 

FUCK RIGHT OFF THEN FUCK OFF SOME MORE PLEASE

slap that bass.... 

FINGERSSS ON THE GUN ASDFGHJ PUT THEM ON ME INSTEADDDD

zoom zoom the world is in a mess

LMAO YEP

“psh” omg you sweet angel asdfghjk

THAT EYEBROW RAISE ASDFGHJK SASSY KINGGGGG

GET ITTTTTT

UGH THAT BODY WANNA COVER IT IN MARKS OF LOVE TO REPLACE THE VIOLENT MARKS

ARTHUR @ HIMSELF “YOURE A GOOD DANCER // I KNOW”

omggggg sweet clumsy babyyyy

lmaooo “old war movie” do you tell penny that when we get caught having sex on the sofa????

arthur honey following sophie isn’t.... the best way to get her attention asdfghjk 

someone needs to teach you social interactions... 

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTTTTTE

that student/teacher roleplay comedian at pogos makes no sense to me???? i dont get his jokes at all

lmao bad comediannnnnn

arthur’s cute lil mistimed giggles ksksksksk 

wanna kiss your cheeks every timmmme 

you’re working so hard to achieve your goals im so so proud of you

ambidextroussss ~ (just like me omg we’re perfect for each otherrrrr)

“people expect you to behave as if you dont” YOU INTELLIGENT LIL SHIT OMG I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MIND

you know its a daydream if arthurs wearing a shirt at home 

his shy “yeah” omggggg ~ angelllll 

“i have a gun i can come by tomorrow” LMAOOOOOOOO 

“youre so funny arthur” YES HE IS DREAM!SOPHIE

CARNIVAL CARNIVAL CARNIVAL

I ACTUALLY STOMP MY FEET HERE BC IM HAPPY FOR THE TIME HES ON SCREEN SWEET CLOWN 

THE ONLY ONE IM NOT AFRAID OF

HES SO SO HAPPY OMGGG

BABY BOYYYY IN HIS ELEMENT

SAD THO BC KIDS ARE TERMINALLY ILL 

bestest party clownnnn 

“I love this job” oh baby 🥺🥺

aaaaaaaaand now the betrayal from randall lmao fuck that dude

NO BB YOUR FOREHEAD NO SMASHY GLASSY

LMAO THE FUCK ERIKA???

dudes 35 not a kid 

throwing greasy chips into a girl’s hair isn’t how to flirt my dude lmao you’re gross??? 

ew

EW EW EW WIGGLE YOUR CHIPS ELSEWHERE

ohhhh arthur, honey no omg breathe it’s okay

you wanna help but you dont know how

you sweet thing 

send in the clowwwwwwwwwwwwwwns ~ 

IM CRYINGGGGG

“they couldnt carry a tune to save their lives”

JOEKR ITS NOT YOUR TIME YET GO AWAYYYY

lmao jokes stay you know im lost without you 

HOW CAN YOUR HAIR LOOK SO GOOD AFTER BEING UNDER A WIG ALL DAY ?????

carnival with arthur’s hair is just 👌👌👌👌

WHERES HIS CARDDDDD 

nooooooo omg baby no omg i wish i could take all those punches for you

i’d take it all in a heartbeat to save you

gritting his teeth not taking in anymore

YES BABY GET EEEEEEM

YES YES YES YES STAND UP FOR YOURSELF SO PROUD OF YOU

first 2 self defence, 3rd one unsure lmao but fuck it 

no PUT THE GUN AWAY FROM YOUR FACE BABY ITS OKAY DONT FORGET YOUR BAG OR YOUR WIG ITS EVIDENCE

KILL THE 3RD COVER YOUR TRACKS

GOOD BOYYYYYY

carnival with blood on face = killing your insecurities

8 bullets from a 6 chamber????? mm-hm lmao i know @daincrediblegg wrote a thing on this once lmao bestest Egg is smart and i love her muchly 🥰🥰🥰🥰

run baby run, dont ever look backkk... (check yes juliet)

BATHROOM SCENE BATHROOM SCENE BATHROOM SCENE

fuck me against that dirty counter

joker’s waking uuuuuuuup....

that cello though unffff 👌

got me clenchinnnnn you fluidddd ~ 

and in his eyes, all the sadness of the world. those pleading eyes that both threaten and adore (phantom of the opera)

my brain is 90% song lyrics 

hes so graceful and ethereal so full of pain and of love and of adventure and worth and need and yearning

my sweet boy

my wonderful angel

my fallen angel

T POSEEEEE

DAYDREAM KISSSSS

ugh push me against the wall and shove your hand down my panties and take whats yours 

please and thanks

so confident

so smooth

so sure

unf

take me angel im all yours 

and my name is carnival

SASSY BOYYYYY

I SAY BOY BUT YOURE A MAN LMAO 

YESSSSSS TELL THEMMMMMMMM 

LMAOOOOOO RANDALL SEEMS LEGIT CONFUSED PFFFT

TOUGH SHIIIIIIIT

LMAOOO PUNCH OUT

BUSTING A LUNNGGGGG

HE DOESNT KNOW HIS OWN STRENGTH

OR HIS OWN LIMITS

“DONT SMILE”

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

nothin worse than being told to smile when you really wanna bare your teeth and let rip

aka me every fuckin minute of my life 

SHUSH ME SHUSH ME SHUSH ME

ILL CRY BUT DO IT

LMAOOOOO CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BICEPS 

ILL GO OUT DOIN WHAT I LOVE

YOUUUUUUU 

“gotham’s lost its way” ok trump

“thats not funny” SHUT UP PENNY YES IT IS

STOP SMOTHERING ARTHUR LET HIM BE FREE

“nobody ever saw me. even i didnt know if i really existed”

and

“you dont listen do you”

BOTH ARE MOODS

i feel them so hard

hes so sure of himself in this session

so angry and done and weary

“people are starting to notice” ALMOST A YEAR OF YOU BEING NOTICED

that green jumper omggg 

good luck getting me out of it pfffft 

“erika have you seen my - oh, there it is. never mind.”

want it back???? payment is kissessss

EW SEXIST COMEDIAN

arthur honey stop primping youre perfect <3 <3 <3 

im so so proud of youuuuu

COLLARBONEEEEEES

OMG HE STUMBLES UP THE STEPS DARLINGGG

I wish i could hold your hand while youre on stage and comfort you while you deliver your jokes

just breathe, darling. it’s okay. i’m here, i promise. <3 

every time you gag on your laughter my heart clenches

CRYINGGGGG

oh, my love, it’s okay. just breathe. dont fight it. dont fight yourself 

you’re so good at imitating your ma pfffft 

lmaoooo you’re so funny arthur 

WOO BOI DONT FLASH YOUR PORN PAGES AT THE AUDIENCE 

givin me ideas.... 

SMILE THOUGH YOUR HEART IS ACHING

SMILE EVEN THOUGH IT’S BREAKING 

WHEN THERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKY

YOU’LL GET BY

SMILE THROUGH YOUR FEAR AND SORROW

SMILE

AND MAYBE TOMORROW

YOULL SEE THE SUN COME SHINING THROUGH

arthur is my sunshine

EXCUSE ME HEART EYES OMGGGG

ME AND ARTHUR HEART EYESING AT EACH OTHER PFFFFFT 

gonna put people off their food doin that 

thats life

arthur’s imitations and those soft curls and the dancing and the - 

erika.exe has stopped working 

“come on dance with me”

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

i prefer the horizontal dance myself...

“big date”

“deliver the letter”

NARCISSISM 

ARTHUR YOU DESERVE BETTERRRRRRRRRR

IS IT BAD HIS EYEBROWS TURN ME ON?? SO THICK AND DARK AND STRONG I - 

and those eyes

ugh fuck meeee ~ 

yes thats an invitation

penny “needs care” but her handwriting is that neat???? yeah fuck off 

sorry i dont buy it

she was grooming him i think into some kinda husband role and its fucking gross as fuck she was abusing him and he just wanted her gone 

CUTE LIL NOSTRIL FLARES BC SAD AND ANGRY

OMG

his quiet anger scares me but i admire how he calmed down so fast

angry penguinnnnn

HE CARRIES HIS CLOWN NOSE AROUND IN HIS POCKET

CUUUUUUUTE

the similar clothing colours of arthur and bruce is v def intentional 

in another life, arthur....

i’m so sorry darling you deserved and deserve so much better

legit one small change in anything coulda prevented 80% of this film

your magic tricks are gorgeous ~ 

you’re so funny and soothing and comforting and so good with kids

you are the best party clown

I GASPED AT THE FLOWERS

like my server nameee ~ 

“hi” that soft noise 🥺

arthur’s hands on those bars omg 🥵🥵🥵

okay i’ll admit i still dont get the whole arthur/thomas thing lmao is he his dad???? ive seen this film 10000000 x and i still can’t decide.

i wanna say he is but like ??? idk ??

it’s tragic either way omg arthur’s wasted in gotham

ruuuun arthur run run runnnnnnnn 

the bg music isss 👌👌👌👌

arthur accidentally caused penny’s stroke bc med w/drawal but all that abuse, like ????? i get why he kept her sedated lmao i’d want her knocked out or smthn too

7 meds between the two of them, probably.... that might be why he wanted an increase???

you gotta lie, angel.

you’re in way over your head but lie

yeeees good boy!!

“a clown thing?“ lmaoooo tell them!!!

NO ITS EXIT ONLY

KINDA LIKE MY ASS LMAO NO ANAL FOR YOU 

he just wants love and comfort and for someone to stay omg you sweet thing 

you deserve the world and all the forehead kisses 

TURN THE TV OFF

TURN IT OFF

TURN IT - 

OH TOO LATE

arthurrrrr ~ 

its like a car crash lmao you know its coming but you cant stop looking

fuck off murrat

FUCK OFF SOME MORE

oooooooh thats a danger face....

lowkey want it between my thighs lmao use me to work out your frustrations i can take it 

“kill the rich” lmao relatable 

this film revealed to me that i have a flexible morality ksksksk im all for it though 

sleepy bb ~ 

“we are all clowns” ALSO RELATABLE

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

arthurs thriving in the crowd omg yes baby looks so happy

flashes of joker comin throughhh... 

sneaky baby...

quick on his feet, light on his sense... 

tread lightly on my ground, (abba; andante)

THE RED THEATRE SUIT OMG FORESHADOWWWW

he looks good in red

he looks good out of red too 👀👀

that is the smile of the world’s most precious angel omg babyyyy ~ 

he makes me smile omg hes my sunshine

my love my life 

you saved my soul do you know that??? do you feel me and how much i love you? do you see me and these tears? 

do you feel me like i feel you?

ohhhhh boy here we go asdfdgfhgjhk arthur going to meet his dad, only asking for love and instead he gets punched in the face

i mean i get it bc of what arthur did to bruce with the whole hands in the mouth thing but bruce is barely mentioned, like an afterthought?

thomas has a nasty temper i wouldnt want him for a dad

thomas legit only mentions bruce after he’s punched arthur its like his only thought is really protecting himself and his rep with the whole penny thing

his son comes after; legit as he’s walking away he mentions bruce so hes obvs not that concerned????

shitty dad award lmao

not that what arthur did is okay im not excusing his admittedly misguided and lowkey creepy actions but like ????

lmao prob gonna get hate for this ^^ like i did last time i mentioned it but i dont care im allowed an opinion

too tired to care rn anyways pfffft its storming so bad outside and my wifi has dipped idk if this’ll save

c’mon wifi, for me... 

yes

arthur didnt have an attack til he got called crazy, its a trigger word for him 😭

oh baby its okay, deep breaths.

dont fight your laughter, that’ll make it worse 

the way he bounces back from that punch though - you know how to take it, dont you, my love?

you sweet thing.

i wish i could get you out of that fridge omg baby those old ones lock - how did you get out ????

meds are wearing off now.....

darling say no to the show lmao you dont wanna go

*facepalm*

every time i watch this i hope it turns out different

it never does

arthur honey dont ask questions you dont want the answers to

that clerk was protecting you not letting you see the file

that clerk and gary were the only ones nice to you

but it wasnt enough

you needed love and support and help and guidance 

and instead you got literal and metaphorical punches and no break

the hand puppet omgggg ~ 

i want him to play peekaboo with me when im sad/upset/make a hand puppet over my shoulder aszdxfcghvjbkn

ohhhhhh darling stop reading stop reading stop reading

put it down. 

this entire scene is confusing and heartbreaking

ive seen this film 10000000 x and im still not sure i fully understand

his laughing is so much like sobbing here

omg moonshine its okay you can cry. let it all out. 

newspaper clips in a real file???? mmmm - unprofessional or arthur’s manifestation of news??

🤔

we love pathetic fallacy in this house

i wanna get you in the shower and wash you down and feed you and wrap you in my warm embrace “i had a bad day”

my dark angel, it’s okay. i’m here. i love you and im staying with you no matter what

sophie was his last hope, his last chance to reconnect

again im not excusing it lmao but im saying i understand him

hes touching everything to experience it for the first time

he knows shes a daydream

hes self-aware but he needs his coping mechanisms

we all do it

not the breaking in, i mean the daydreaming 

“i had a bad day” shatters my black, shrivelled heart 💔💔💔💔💔💔

ohhh, darling.

istg you’re the only person i ever fucking coo at 

finger-guns = reconnecting = remember me see me

but i guess to sophie it came across as ominous/creepy??

poor arthur trying so hard to reconnect to people and he just cant do it he doesnt have the social know-how bc no one bothered to ever teach him

again im not saying its okay im just saying

lmao i hate how i always feel like i have to justify myself even before thats called into question pffft the internet is cruel and prev times ive voiced myself ive been sent rude messages and once bitten twice shy

the sword forgets but the tree remembers

hes sobbign and laughing and its gut-wrenching

that neighbour yelling “shut up” better catch these hands imma square up

have some compassion dickwad

you never know what someones going through so be kind

always always be kind

^^^ film takeaway right there

if looks could kill penny would be 6 feet under

OH WAIT LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

in killing her he sets himself free. but the trauma and the damage done to him leaves him open to more of the same bc hes so vulnerable

that heart-rate monitor went quiet so quickly did he tune it out????

OMG THE WAY HE REHEARSES FOR THE SHOW YOU SWEET MAN OMG YOU DESERVE THE WORLD

sir thats my seat lmao my throne of red

“yeah? all of you? okay” 🤡🤡🤡

us lining up to fuck him into next week 😂

THATS LIFEEEEE ~ 

the fuck kinda hair dye you usin’???

CHOKE ME W THOSE BICEPS

DANCIN TOGETHER IN THE BATHROOM

THOSE HIPS DONT LIEEEEE 👀👀

scissors = pre-med murder but triggered by “my boy” - term used by abusers. 

poor angel’s triggered by lots of things, i think. theres no telling what triggers his violence and thats what makes him dangerous

could be anything and theres also no telling what his “you wronged me” scale is so ??? 

he’s like a kicked dog... lashes out when hes had so much and wont/cant take anymore

“COMING” yeaaaaah i bet....👀

“i stopped taking my medication and i feel a lot better now” GET OUT GET OUT THATS A RED FLAG OUUUUUUUUUUT YOU GO

OOOOOH JOKER’S LAUGH IS OUT - HES MOCKING YOUUUU AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT BOY’S SMARTICLES

this is why arthurs so dangerous. he looks lithe and weak and fragile but he takes down a man twice his size with scissors in one hit

do not underestimate him it’ll be the last thing you ever do

I WANNA LICK THE BLOOD OFF HIS FACE

BRITISH ACCENT ON POINT 

LMAO he’d so mock me for mine 😂

“you were the only one who was ever really nice to me” a moral codeeee; flexible morality like meeee ~ 

okay but he so made gary jump bc he knew gary was too scared to move otherwise

loooooving the gallows humour with the door lock PFFFT

gotham slept on arthur dude’s hilarious

OH OMH OMG OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOKMG JOKER JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY LOVE MY LIFE MY CLOWN MY HUSBAND OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

IM CRYINGGGGGGGG

JOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER

I CANT BREATHE FUCK OMFFFFF LOOK AT HIIIIIIM

LOOOOOOOOOK LOOK LOOK ASZDXFCGVHJBKLKJHGFDSZDXFGHJHKJLKJHGFD

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MY LOVE MY LIFE MY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKER

JOKERJOKERJOKER

LMAO HE’D BE GIGGLING AT ME RIGHT NOW OMGGGG

lmao let randall rot there fuck hiiiiiiim (and not in the fun way)

i want Joker to touch my clit like he did the lift button 👀

ohhhhh look at you having fun on the stairrrs

happy babyyyy ~ 

dancing  towards what you believe to be your death

so glad you changed your punchline at the last minute you didnt deserve to die

SWEET FLAWLESS ANGEL I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

his “oh” when the cops come lmaooooo ~ 

he does that when you grind down hard on him...👀

so used to pain he gets up from being hit by a car and carries on 😔

run baby run...

hes so agile and so quick on his feet

thinks fast too

arthur for fuck’s sake dont you dare stop

you’re almost there, my love.

im so so proud of you

SASSY DANCING ANGELLLL

i love that smug smirk he has and that chuckle omg lmaooooo ~ 

i’d do anything to see you look at me with such pride

ooof you look so angry in the subway but i’d happily cup your face in my hands and smother you in kisses

your eyes red rimmed with tears. youve been sweating and crying ohhhh ~ 

my love omg you didnt want this, you didnt want the riots and you dont know how it spun so outta control and you didnt choose this

i so desperately want to be with you right now

“i dont believe in anything” THATS OKAY I DIDNT NEED MY HEART ANYWAY

I MEAN ITS ALREADY YOURS BUT YOURE STANDING ON IT OUCH

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

“mm-hm” i love that little noise

“i love dr sally” BITCH YOU HAVE A WIFE AT HOMEEEE

“THATS WHAT YOU CALLED ME ON THE SHOW. A JOKER. DO YOU REMEMBER?” THATS SUCH A DANGEROUS LOOK ON HIS PERFECT FACE LMAO MURRAY HAD ONE CHANCE TO CHANGE HIS MIND AND APOLOGISE AND HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT LMAO

fuck ‘em, Joker.

You deserve better

GET

THAT

FUCKING

GUN

AWAY

FROM

YOUR 

FACE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all that pain in his eyes....

oh, darling. how did no one see you????

his backstage dancing got me 💦💦💦

hes so ethereal and mysterious, so free yet so constrained, so beautiful and so himself

i love him i love him i love him i love him

smile playing as he comes out on stage lmao even now hes being told what to do and how to act

hes never free

spinny baby

you spin me right round...

he suits the stage so well

lmao woop sexual assault (kissing dr sally without consent) isnt a good move Joker but damn what a first kiss...

never thought i’d be jealous of an elderly woman but here we are 🤡

he looks so good under the lights omg so crisp....

wanna mess and smear it uuuuup

~

you’re all being mocked and none of you fucking know it lmao get wrecked

memory problems bcof the notebook + “get it right” - he really cares

ohhhhhh baby come on change your punchline, come on....

okay but that drunk driver joke does make me giggle lmao it’s so out there and honestly my sense of humour is just as dark as his is

i just sHIVERED 🥵

“arthur” HE SAID CALL HIM JOKER DONT BE RUDE

ohhhhh i’m cryingggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i cant watch this without crying ohhhh all that pain, all that suffering and all that anger, confusion and betrayal. a mental breakdown on nat tv and no one sees him. how the fuck are you all so blind?????

“mur-rray” LMAO YOU FUCK MY NAME I FUCK YOURS

SAY IT JOKER IM SO SO PROUD OF YOUUU

hes speaking facts

“they couldnt carry a tune to save their lives” and that eye roll and groan yes we stan a dramatic CLOWN

this is fucking heartbreaking omg “i dont care about anything” but then he rants in the next minute - so unpredictable and dangerous and untamed but so so pretty in his pain so beautiful and so free

but hes not free... not really

“werewolf” as a verb omg only you could make that work

im so fucking proud of you

“youre awful murray” ooooooooh....

LMAO JOKER’S JOKE BLEW MURRAT’S MIND

hes crying and shaking and no one ??? sees him ???? how????

i legit dont understand how people just dont see him? people see what they wanna see but it’s right there???

he seems almost surprised by the fact he killed him

YES GRAB MY FACE LIKE YOU DID THE CAMERA PLEASE

IN THE WHITE ROOOOOOOOOM

UGH I LOVE THIS SONG SO FUCKING MUCH ITS SUCH A FEEL GOOD SONG

GOTHAM IS SO PRETTY WHEN ITS ON FIRE OMG ITS SO ALIVE

I LOVE THE ENERGY THIS SCENE GIVES OFF

ITS LIKE HOW JOKER HIMSELF MAKES ME FEEL

ALIVE

his little “hi” like they can hear him 🥺🥺🥺🥺

his laughter omggg sweet angelllllll ~ 

“i know. isn’t it beautiful?” YES IT IIIIIS

AND SO ARE YOU

OH NO OMG NO NO NOPEEEE

this scene always scares me even though i know hes okay pffffft 

the birth of joker lmao

be careful with him please hes precious cargo

omggg i wanna sit on that car and wipe his blood away and help him to get home so i can patch him up

lmao im a scaredy cat til my loved ones are threatened then i scare up this fawn bites

i wanna help Joker to get help and support

i wanna love him through it all, the good and the bad

his slow dancing always gets me omg it’s arthur, still there, still suffering, still unseen and unloved

hes crying and hes in pain

blood smile - my inside is on the outside now and it still hurts

he didnt want any of this. he chose his name ubt not what came with it

my poor clown...... 

CRYINGGGGGG AGAIN

HIS GENUINE LAUGHTER SENDS ME OMG ITS SO PRETTY

i wanna make him laugh like that

it always makes me smile omg those cute lil hiccups 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

THATS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

i love the audio muted during the scene he sings it omgg it’s so prettyyyy ~ i like to pretend hes singing to me sometimes asdfghjk

metaphorical or literal blood???

hes accepted who he is now.

hes free

dancing in the white light like an angel

i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love hiiiiiiiiiim ~ 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

~ THE END ~

[ain-t-bovvered]

14x17 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

@purpleskiesandcherrypies and @dean-winchesters-bacon won’t be joining us for this one. 

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

+MASTERLIST of season 14 commentary * 

Giulia: Yo i’m sad he ded tho

Giulia: But is he?

Giulia: YAAA sis Jo

Zee: Ouch

Giulia: Oh go fuck u nick

Giulia: You can burn. I want to use that

Zee: Ded

Giulia: REJECT HIM

Zee: Donnie

Giulia: nick such a drama queen, like his fucking brother. gasps, Lucifer/Nick is Hamlet.

Giulia: Donny babe

Zee: Stabby stabby

Giulia: Shish kebab teenagers

[14x17 Game Night ]

♪ Raindrops keep fallin' on my head ♪

Giulia: Love that song

Giulia: God I love him. IF THEY TOUCH A HAIR ON HIM

Zee: Fucking hell

Giulia: DON T TOUCH HIIIIM

Zee: Seriously ??!!!

Annoyed Dean tho

Oh look at the son of Satan without a soul making pop-corns

Zee: Mary?

Giulia: Yeah well she still exists

Zee: Why again?

D:  SON OF A BITCH!!

Classic Dean

J: I thought this was supposed to relax him.

M: You know, this was his favorite game when he was little.

me: *imagining little Dean playing the game exactly the same and with a high pitched voice: Son of a bitch*  good visual.

J: Everybody keeps asking me that.

Giulia: We aRe FamIlY

J: Well, it’s annoying

Mary: 

Giulia: It is

Zee: Did she eye roll?

M: if you ever want to talk or...vent...

J :You're here. I know.

J thinking: I just wanna eat my pop corns and play stupid game, can I fucking live?

Giulia: Winchester game night

D: All right. Winchester game night is a go  soon as Sammy gets back here with the two double-pepperoni meat blasters AND

Zee: Pineapple. A crime against humanity

Giulia&Jack : I like it

Dean: why have you forsaken me, son

D: Yeah, it's like a crime against humanity.

Me quoting [ X ]  

Zee: SEE????

Giulia: Was that enochian?

Zee: I think

Giulia: IT’S BABE TIME

Look how cute he is.... SO CUTE , SO CUUUUTE

Zee: Knew it Was waiting for it

Anael: wow this place is so ...

Giulia: U MEAN  CUTE JO

Giulia: Omg he has pancakes

Zee: Doesn’t eat them

Giulia:HE’S BEING POLITE OK. Oh look a that they have cream and strawberry *sobs* I’m hungry

A: Well, you said you had something for me.

Castiel sliding a jewlery box.

me [heart attack]

A: 16th-century Burmese blood rubies.

LOOK AT THAT CUTE SMILE 

A:  Five carats. Excellent clarity. Castiel,where did you get these?

Zee: Lightly cursed

C: I need your help. To contact God.

Giulia: Oh honey no

Zee: I just laughed along with jo

- um so Anael was Joshua right hand? so she wasn’t that useless angel afterall. 

Giulia: Joshua is dead?

C: Jack killed Michael.

Giulia&Zee: Good night sweet prince

C: Only God can restore a soul.

ISN’T THAT A BOTHER 

A: The Winchesters -- they don't know you're here, do they?

Giulia: Of course they don t

Zee: Squint

C: Why do you say that?

A: Oh, I don't know, just a general reek of ill-conceived lone-wolf desperation.

Giulia&Zee: Lone wolf desperation

*Cas looks into the camera like in the office*

C: will you help me or not?

A: Not

C *smirking* : I see

A: BUT

Giulia: She s me

Zee: Mental grabby hands

S: It's not Enochian. I-I-I think it's Ancient Hebrew.

Sammy says it’s not Enochian

Zee: It’s not enochian then

Giulia: Oh WeLl AncIenT HeBreW

D: well Sammy sounds stressed

WHAT’S NEW THO

M: I just wish there was something that I c--

D:Hey. You're here, okay? You're here.

Giulia: Mary is here everyone!  Everything is fine

Zee: Chuck I hate her

M: But I should've been here more. But I know how I am. I can be closed off...and hard.

D: Yeah, well, that's where I get it from.

Giulia: OH NO No he definitely doesn’t

Giulia: Dean is always there. Mary just fucks off somewhere

M: I just need you to know... I'm grateful. For every day I get to spend with you and Sam.

Giulia: Listen- I’ve been on this show long enough to know that when someone starts to talk like that it’s bad news-

S: I know this.

Giulia: What the fuck is sam brain made off

Zee: Good question

S: It's from the Bible. It's -- it's Peter. Peter 5:8.

"Be sober, be vigilant, because your adversary the Devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour."

Well that sounds NICE

Zee: Trap?

Giulia: Oh come on

Zee: Trap

[enters Nick with an apron]

Giulia: OH FUCK YOU

N: What, no "hey"? "How ya been"?

Giulia: No fuck off nick

D: How?

N: Instead of rotting away in a jail cell where you left me?

N: Sort of a funny story... and by "funny," I mean a lot of people died.

Giulia: Can they just kill him

Giulia: Dean just kill him

Zee: Valid question

Giulia: Mary can you be useful and just kill the bitch

N: I mean, I sort of injected your friend with poison --

Giulia: Poor Donny

D: Where is he?!

N: Ooh, the angry voice.

Zee: Oh ok

Giulia: Yeees the angry voice

Giulia: I. Don’t. Like. Cas. Doing. Stuff. Alone.

A:Even for us Methuselah?  You sheltered him after the Fall.

Methy: I didn't "shelter" -- We were roommates.

Giulia: OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Methy: He made a mean lasagna

Zee: Loool

C: No. You'll tell me, or I'll burn this place to the ground. and you with it.

Giulia: *Shivers* yeeees

Zee: Kiddo

C: Is that really what you want?

Giulia: SHIVERS *YEEEEEEES*

OK BUT YOU GOTTA LOVE THE SLOW MOTION THO

Giulia: oh Sam baby

Giulia: YES

Giulia: YEEES

D: Whoa! Hey. Hey! Not now. Okay?

D: not yet

Stellar content

Giulia: Let Sam kill that bitch

Zee: Let someone kill him

D: I don't know. If you ask me, that psycho's seen way too many '90s serial-killer movies.

S: The antidote is Prussian Blue

Giulia: *raising hand* Knew that

D: He said he wanted to talk. So let's talk.

Giulia&Zee: Oooh yeah let’s talk

Giulia: I’m sam

Sam’s like “ but Deeeeeean I wanna smash”

D: if Nick looks at you wrong, you're gonna waste him.

LET HIIIIIM

Giulia: Who cut Jared ‘s hair

Giulia: I dont like it

Zee: I need season 8 hair

S: Donatello's in this because of me. A police officer is dead because of me. I'm the one who let Nick go, I'm the one who...

please babe ....can someone just hold him

M: Nick's choices are his. Just his.

M: You gave him a chance because you felt for him.....because you're a good man.

Giulia: Oh look at him being all cute when mary called him a good man

M: You are. It's one of the reasons I'm so proud of you.

Anael complainig about the dust while she’s an angel.

Giulia: LOL SHE S ME

ALSO WE ALL KNOW THAT DANNEEL LOVES CREEPY DOLLS

A: God's not gonna care.

Giulia: das true

A: I believed in Heaven. You know, our mission. I believed, Castiel. But then I got to Earth, and I saw that it wasn't the paradise God promised. I mean, there was so much hate...so much suffering.

A: Why wasn't he helping them? And do you know what he said?

A: "God doesn't meddle."

Zee: Doesn’t meddle

Giulia: Das also true

A: Well, I do. So I do.

C: And here I thought you just performed miracles for the money.

A: Well, you haven't been paying attention, then. I do them for me. I don't need Heaven. And I don't need God. And... I'm happy, Castiel.

LISTEN - I STAN ANAEL

C: Really? Because that sounds lonely.

Zee: We’re all lonely

A: because we're all alone. From ant to lion to human to angel. Every last one of us.

Giulia: SHE S ME

C: God reached down, and he brought me back to life.

A: So he saves one angel...and watches millions of people die screaming, every day. What does that say about him?

Giulia *sweats* : But he saves THE angel ok

Zee: Ouch

D: Where’s Donatello?

Giulia: That’s the content I want

N: I get you, Dean. You and me,we're almost like brothers, you know. Michael, you,Lucifer, me --

Giulia: NOT LIKE THIS

N: we both know what it's like to be hog-tied to a nuclear warhead, man.

Giulia: OH NOPE

Giulia: NICE

D: Cut the crap

N: You're never the same after something like that, are ya? Being one with one of them. It changes you. Makes you more than human. Come on, Dean, admit it. With Michael, you were a prince. Now you're just a broken Hunter.

Giulia: Another one

Zee: Demon dean vibes

Giulia: But also MoC tho

Giulia: So much demon dean

D: Come on, Nick. What's this all about?

D: He says he wants to talk to Jack...alone.

Giulia: His friggin’ cocoa puffs

Giulia: I don t like jack and nick alone Especially jack with no soul. Because let’s be real, he has so little of it ok

j: Sam?

S: I mean-

D: "I mean"? What do you mean, you mean

S: How's he even a threat?

Me: mmmm *opening big ass folder* where do I start?

Zee: Of course. He went there

N: Even your three dads -- how many innocent people you think they've killed?

Zee: Even your three dads

Giulia: Threee dads

Giulia: You broke his heart

N: I don't know. I don't -- I don't see it. I'm looking right at you, and I see nothing.

Zee: I see nothing

Giulia: Don t like that. Mmm mmm nope

Zee: Wth?

Giulia: He killed him

N: Nick. He'll show us where to find Donatello.

oh...he did not kill him. oh bother

Zee: I’m done

Giulia: We ve been knew

A: Look, I just stepped on a rat, so --

Giulia: My babe

Zee: Say it like you  mean it tho

A: You're doing this because you're afraid. Because in your mind, it'd be easier to call God than to tell Sam and Dean Winchester the truth.

C: The truth?

A: Jack's soul is gone, Castiel. And there's nothing you can do about it.

i hate this

A: Look. I don't want to say all that and hurt your feelings, so...what do you say we call it a night?

HI YES I’M WRECKED BY CAS FACE RIGHT NOW, DON’T TOUCH ME

Giulia: Oh he lives

Giulia: OOOOH THAT THAAAAT

Zee: Fuck

Giulia: CRIES

Giulia: tell me he gives it to dean tho

Zee: He has to

Giulia:...OH wait that’s not the same tho , meh

C: God...I don't know where you are. I don't know if you can hear me. But please. Sam, Dean -- we need you. Please.

Giulia: My heart .Cas broken voice

Giulia: Sigh

Giulia: Sob

Giulia: Cries

D: Look, you try anything funny, Sammy's gonna shoot you. Anything happens to me -- 

N: Wait. Let me guess. Sammy's gonna shoot me.

Giulia: Yeah to start

Giulia: It’s been swell

A: So, what are you gonna do now?

C: Go home.

Giulia: The bunker is his Hoooomeee

C: Go home and tell Sam and Dean the truth.

Zee: Can I have the bag?

C: Anael. You know, you're not <i>always</i> right. Just because God's not with us doesn't mean we're alone.

A:  Why? Because we all have each other?

C: Yes.

Giulia: SO CUTE

J: This was filled with angelic grace.

Zee: Can’t word. Sam needs to punch him

♪ Oh, Sammy boy, Sammy boy ♪

Giulia: Oh no Nick singing. Ptsd flashbacks from the crazy sam ♪ Your phone, your phone is calling ♪

Nick doing disgusting things

Giulia: OH WHAT THE FUCK

Zee: Cb radio. He’s awake

S: Y-You trying to communicate with someone?

N: Search your feelings.  Come on, Sam. Nobody stays dead anymore.

Giulia: fucking nick

Giulia: Fucking demons

Zee: Holy crap

Giulia: YES SAM. YES

Giulia: OH COME ON

Zee: Damn nick

Giulia: stop hitting sam’s head

Giulia: Fuck u nick

Giulia: DEAN is so calm and collected tho. MOC baby. I mean...look at his face while he’s kicking those demon’s asses. That looks way too cold ok. I don’t like it.

Zee: That final push. That’s what I saw on tumblr

Giulia: They need to stop hitting sam in the head

Giulia: DAMN IT NICK. i have 0 empathy for that bitch now. 0

Giulia: Oh come on. Fuck. Fuuuuck

Giulia: NO. MARY NO. FUCK

Zee: Jfc

Giulia: JESUS

Zee: Hell-o

Giulia: Again with the chicken wings

Giulia: OH THANK GOD

Giulia: OUCH  but also YES and also NO

Giulia: Oh yeah Jack is definitely going in that box

Zee: He ded?

Giulia: I sure hope so

D: Hey. Hey. Come on. Stay with me now. We're just gonna play a little game.

D: We're gonna count, okay? We're gonna count.

D: Count with me. One.. two...

S: ...two...

D: Yeah, there you go...three.

S: You -- You always put -- You always put me first.

D:No, no. Shh, shh. Come on. Come on, man.

Giulia: IM SCARED STOP IT

S: Your whole life...

D: Okay. All right. All right. Come on. Come on. Just count with me.

D: Sammy. Hey! Sam!

Zee: Wtf is going on?

J: Mary? I had to.

M: Sam -- Uh, he's hurt. Help him.

Giulia: YEAH OK THANK

Oh god Dean’s face. MEDIC MEDIC HELP

Giulia: oh poor Dean. I NEED A FUCKING MEDIC 

Zee: They should stop scaring people

J: Everything's gonna be fine.

Giulia: SAYS NO ONE EVER ON SPN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES

Giulia: i don t like mary face

Zee: Is she scared of jack?

Giulia: She right to be But she shouldn’t be like that in front of him

J: Tell me it's okay.

M: It’s not

J: Leave me alone X9

Giulia: Can she just shut up. i mean she’s not wrong. But she should shut up

Giulia: ...SEE THEN THIS HAPPENS

Giulia: Oh

Giulia: Nope

Giulia: Dont like this

[after episode]

Giulia: PROMO

Zee: Fuck

Giulia: I HATE IT

Zee: Did Dean just tell Cas that he failed him??!!!

Giulia: No cas said that , fucking Dean said : you are dead to me

Giulia: WHICH IS WAY WORSE

Zee: Yeah that

Giulia: AND MY HEART HURTS

Zee: Can’t type

Giulia: I WANNA CRY AND I’M ANGRY AT DEAN

Giulia: i didn’t need to see that

Giulia: I can’t hear anything else

Giulia: I can’t unhear that

.

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.SO IS NEXT THURSDAY ALREADY CANCELLED?

BECAUSE FOR ME IT IS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT . 

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FUCK YOU DEAN , FUCK YOU.

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[littlemissvincentvega]

hey so i have a request: public sex with Mr. Brown? my mind keeps going "it's definitely in a movie theatre" lol

“Uhh… wait, can you go over those prices again?”

You look over at Brown, a little embarrassed– he had asked you at least five times now to go to the movies with him, and you’d finally said yes. It’s not like you’re playing hard to get, though. You had always been interested in him, and you’re sure he knows just a little bit. He had taken you out of the way of the other Dogs a few times after inviting you along when they went out for drinks a few times, and you’d always had a bit of a flirt, but it hadn’t escalated too much. Just a blooming love, rather.

The lady behind the counter forces a smile at the man-child that is your date. “Two dollars for any soft drink, three for a bag’a popcorn. But you can upgrade to a large combo for a buck.”

He turns to you. “What d’you think, (Y/N)?”

You throw an apologetic smile at the lady and look up at him. “I don’t mind, why don’t we just get the combo? We can just share the drink,” you suggest.

“Okay, yeah, good idea– can we get that, please?” he asks, digging $6 out of his shorts pocket and handing it to the lady, who promptly scoops up some sweet popcorn into a bag. You look behind you sympathetically at the growing queue, seeing the impatience in some of their faces.

“What drink would you like?”

Like a child at the doctor’s with their parent, Brown turns straight to you. “Pepsi, please,” you smile. With a friendly nod, she fills up a tall paper cup, pops the plastic lid on and places it on the counter in front of you. She tells you to enjoy the film, and you thank her before walking off with Brown, who has already begun tucking into the popcorn. “Hey, save some for the movie!” you giggle.

“Sorry, couldn’t help myself.”

Although Brown usually goes all out when watching movies (he likes to get ‘the full experience’, as he puts it), he has brought you to an old cinema that looks like it’s been up a while. The vintage feel is sweet, though, and the oldie-style suits him.

The two of you sneak into the back row (he’d insisted) and he trips behind you over one of the seats, spilling popcorn everywhere. “Shit!”

You wheeze at him and sit down, patting the worn-out fabric seat beside you. “Jesus Christ, Brown, I can’t take you anywhere,” you giggle.

He takes a seat, his face soft with amusement. “Y’know, you don’t have to call me Brown when it’s just us two, right?”

“I know, but it’s funny. Mr. Shit.”

Brown can’t help but chuckle at this in that familiar childish manner. You shush him jokingly, resting your head on his shoulder. He’s wearing his summer clothes today– an aggressively red Hawaiian shirt with sandy cargo shorts. Hardly on-trend, but it suits his sweet, quirky personality. 

You feel his jaw moving up & down above you as he crams popcorn into his mouth, and don’t even have to look at him to know he’s entranced by the movie screen. It’s only just starting, a blonde Drew Barrymore on the telephone to a strange voice. 

When the opening title shows, you feel Brown shuffle in his seat with excitement, a little bit of gore and terror having just been shown. You can’t help but smile at his enthusiasm, and as the next scene appears, he slinks his arm around you. Finally.

-

Watching the film mainly just consisted of giggles now and again, smiley cringes and excited whispering, but other than that you were both pretty enraptured by it all. Towards the end, though, a slightly saucy scene makes you shuffle in your seat and you realise it’s been a hot minute since you last got some action.

Christ, though, it’s like Brown’s psychic or something– at that moment, he looks down at you with a grin, as if he knows what you’re thinking. With half-lidded eyes, you gaze up at him and go in for a kiss, which he quickly melts into. He’s surprisingly gifted at it, and it soon turns into an as-quiet-as-possible makeout sesh. You’re just glad he insisted on sitting in the back row– the few people in the theatre are near the front.

Your breath mingles with his as he sighs against your lips, you practically in his lap. “(Y/N), are we really gonna do this here?” he giggles quietly, his eyes full of excitement.

With your hand on his thigh, rubbing his hard-on through his shorts, you nod. “If you’d like to.”

“C’mon, is that even a question?” he jokes, trying to keep it down as you desperately grasp at his erection between kisses. 

You don’t bother to answer, just drop to the floor on your hands and knees. He looks around to check nobody’s suspicious before dropping down his shorts & underwear just enough and positioning himself. Smiling, he slowly hitches up your skirt and slides down your panties, a wet patch thoroughly visible. You bite your lip, holding in a whine.

Brown gives himself a few quick strokes before slowly sliding into you, hands firmly holding your ass. Afraid of letting out a moan, you exhale deeply, just audible enough for him to hear. Doing the same as you, he works up a slow but steady pace, your nose inches from the dirty floor (as if you even care at this point).

You feel his fingers run through your hair, his other hand still on your ass. “That’s good, ugh, you’re good baby,” Brown whispers, smirking. He keeps up his pace, quickening a little towards the end (unfortunately, you can’t take your sweet time-- you have no idea when the film ends) and tugs gently on your hair as he releases inside of you, exhaling with a growl. This tips you over the edge, making you orgasm too, a quiet moan escaping your lips.

He fucks you gently through your climaxes and pulls out moments later. Without a word or a frown, the two of you sort yourselves out clothing-wise and return to your seats. Content, Brown wraps his arm around you again and you rest your head in the crook of his neck, feeling his rapid heartbeat thumping in his chest.

Not a word is spoken until the ending is revealed, and you both gasp in unison. “Seriously? I called it!” he hisses to you in excitement, grinning at the screen.

As the credits roll, you leave the theatre, Brown’s arm around your waist, a smile on both of your faces. “So, uh--” he begins, giggling.

“Good movie, huh?” you smirk.

“Fuck yeah, sweetie, we should come here again.”

With a mischievous grin, you nod and kiss his cheek. “Definitely, Mr. I-fucked-a-girl-in-a-movie-theatre.”

omg i hope this is okay i literally wrote it in one go HAHAH it was so fucking fun wtffffff

[followthecreeper]

Rammstein Tag Game!

Rules: - Tag the person who tagged you, so they know. - Put your answers under the questions. - Tag as many awesome people as you want. - Feel free to do it if you weren’t tagged! Here we go!

tagged by @062467, thank you dear :) idk who to tag though, so if you haven’t done this yet, feel free to tag yourselves! :D

1. If you get a chance to take a photo with your favorite member, would you like them to smile, make an interesting pose, be serious or something else?

My favourite member is Paul... I'd want him to make one of his silly faces :D

2. If you could choose only one of the previous live performances to go to, which one would you choose?

I'd wanna see their first ever show. I feel like that would be lots of fun. 

3. How old were you when Sehnsucht came out? (1997)

23 months exactly lol

4. Which era (their appearance/look) do you think was the best?

Hmmm I like them all but I think perhaps Reise Reise?

5. What’s your desired relationship with Frau Schneider? (wife, mother, etc.)

Sugar mama. Nothing sexual about it, she'd just come visit me, give me a sexy frown and a handful of money.

6. Which hairstyle suits each member the best in your opinion?

Paul: He always looks good, but I am very fond of “the chicken”

or the “classic messy landers whatever”

Till:

but i also wanna mention this look, there’s something about blond till with piercings that makes me happy

Richard:

Flake: 

blond punk or redhead punk

Oliver: his usual afro

Schneider: 

7. Which of the members do you think you’d get along with the best and why?

I think Paul because we we’re both silly dumbasses

8. Which of the members do you think you’d get along with the least and why?

I like to think I could get along with all of them, but I guess Till? Like i love him but i feel like we’re pretty different and i’m not even sure what we would talk about lol

9. Who of the members would you like to see singing with Till?

Well I may be biased but the more singing Paul we get the better.

10. Which band’s song would you wish to see as a cover by Rammstein?

lady gaga’s born this way

11. Who of the members would make the best dad?

I’d say Schneider?

12. If you got the chance to interview Rammstein, what would you ask them?

Till: i’d ask him to recommend me some poetry

Reesh: what is the hardest thing you’ve ever had to learn to play on the guitar... also how many belts do you own dude

Paul: hOW MANY FRECKLES DO YOU HAVE (nah i’d ask him to recommend me some kind of coffee lol)

Ollie: 

i would show him this picture and: please explain

Schneider: idk i would just ask him some random shit about his drums and then watch him stutter about bananas

Flake: what came first, the dinosaur or the egg

13. Would you consider of doing a nude scene in Rammstein’s music video? (just you appearing nude, nothing too nsfw)

probably not, i am not exactly comfortable with nudity

14. If you could remake a movie(s) so that the main role is played by one of the members, which movie(s) would you like to remake?

i wanna see paul as bilbo baggins or frau schneider in any superhero movie

15. Who of the members would make the best husband?

schneider maybe?

16. You can put eyeliner on one of the members, who do you pick?

they all look great with eyeliner but i’ll go with paul

17. Who of the members would make the creepiest uncle?

flake, the uncle who gives you weird looks, has a guy fuck him on stage and talks about socialism all the time

18. What do you think about the “Pussy” music video?

it’s pretty funny but i’ve only watched it a few times, too porny for me lol

19. If you could travel somewhere with Rammstein and pick a destination, where would you go?

i’d ask them to give me a tour around berlin

20. Who of the members would be the best to get drunk with?

PAUL

21. Could you sing Engel with Till in front of thousands?

yeeees

22. With which member would you agree to swap clothes with and with which one would you definitely not?

there’s no one i wouldn’t switch clothes with... i’d go with reesh because he wears a lot of weird shit and it would be HILARIOUS (also, reesh in my clothes? even better)

23. Which of the members do you think would win in a stripping competition?

RICHARD Z KRUSPE

24. Which of the following would you rather be?

- Rammstein’s manager - Rammstein’s make up artist i mean obviously, if i was their manager i’d go insane after a week and i am too tiny to be a bodyguard - Rammstein’s bodyguard

25. Which of the members would make the best best friend?

I guess Paul

26. Which Rammstein song do you skip on your shuffle? (There must be that one song you just don’t need at the moment)

I tend to skip Amerika and Du Hast because i’ve heard them soooo many times

27. What would you do if Paul made a bad joke about you? (With good intentions but slightly rude)

I would make a bad joke about him too

28. Who would you give a stuffed animal and who a leather thong for their birthday? XD

Animal to Paul, thong to Till

29. Are you concerned about anything that has to do with Rammstein?

I am concerned that one day I will have to witness the end of Rammstein... I started listening to them as a kid, they have been here my whole life. What the hell will I do without them? But hey, that’s still hopefully far in the future, no use worrying about it.

30. Would you like to get a tattoo that refers to Rammstein?

Hmmm I am not sure if a band tattoo is something I’d go for. If so, it would probably be lyrics or something subtle, certainly not a logo or their faces.

31. Would you pet Oliver’s head?

Does Richard like showing off his butt?

32. Which position in Rammstein do you find the hardest to be? (for example: the frontman, drummer, bassist etc.)

I guess the frontman, sometimes I feel sorry for Till, all this shit seems to be taking a toll on him.

33. If you could have one of the members with you in school/work to protect you from evil, who would you take?

Till. Have you seen his arms

34. If you were in one of the boys position, would you feel awkward or strange when you see your face on a giant poster?

hmm i’d find it weird but also kinda hilarious

35. Would you Flake dance with Flake on stage?

THAT’S MY DREAM

36. Do you think any of the songs are underrated or overrated and why?

overrated - none... i mean we’ve all heard du hast a million times, but it IS a good song, so... i think all their songs are great and deserve attention

underrated - dalai lama, spring, spiel mit mir, donaukinder, vergiss uns nicht

37. Who of the members would make the best breakfast?

Reesh wanted to become a cook, right? Let’s go with Reesh lol

38. Would you like them to make a song in your native language? (If they haven’t already)

omg i would love that

39. Which Rammstein couple combinations do you ship?

look when i see paul and richard being soft with each other, it makes me feel soft

40. Would you join Richard in his spray tanning hour?

i don’t wanna be tan, sorry Reesh

41. What Rammstein possession are you most fond of? (merchandise, album or other)

i have a hat signed by Paul and a book signed by Flake! :)

42. Favorite song performed live?

Mein Teil or Weisses Fleisch maybe

43. Would you dare to touch Frau Schneider’s hair?

Only if she gave me permission

44. Rammstein with beard? Yes/No

A bit of beard is ok... except for Flake i guess

45. Which of the members would be the best for playing video games with?

Paul (do i say paul too often? wtv)

46. Red haired Rammstein or blonde Rammstein?

both is good

47. Favorite interview with one or all Rammstein members?

THE METAL INJECTION INTERVIEW WITH PAUL. He is so adorable. Honorable mention: revovo.

48. Would you Till hammer with Till on stage?

Does Paul Landers have a beautiful smile?

49. Your favorite feature in each member?

Paul: HIS SMILE and those lil wrinkles and his voice  Schneider: hair and those arms Flake: voice  Till: them muscles  Oliver: eyes Richard: idk how to put it, like, his body language? like i love the way he sits and walks and shakes his butt and always has to do stuff with his hands... also his laughter

50. If you could write a letter to Rammstein what would you write?

actually i don’t think i’d want to write a letter to them because let’s be honest, what would i say - “thank you, you music is very important to me, i’ve been a lifelong fan”? they’ve heard that a million times already... i’d much rather meet them in person and just chill with them 

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Can you do them all for us. I know it's a lot to ask but it's just easier like this. Thank you

Ah shit, here we go again. To who though? This is the 2nd time I do this, so you could at least send me a message you know. At least I would know who wants to know 200 informations of me :’D

200: My crush’s name is: @xedalist199: I was born in: 2000198: I am really: in love197: My cellphone company is: Huawei196: My eye color is: green195: My shoe size is: EU 39194: My ring size is: I don’t know tbh, I never wear ring.193: My height is: 171 cm192: I am allergic to: I don’t have any allergies.191: My 1st car was: I can’t even drive. :’D190: My 1st job was: waitress189: Last book you read: Eastern by Martin Kay188: My bed is: Not so comfy.187: My pet: fish186: My best friend: @sangeki-x185: My favorite shampoo is: Syoss pure184: Xbox or ps3: pc183: Piggy banks are: useless182: In my pockets: I don’t have pockets right now. If i have, usually nothing.181: On my calendar: Nothing because my life is boring.180: Marriage is: not meant to make you happy179: Spongebob can: make Krabby Patty178: My mom: too loud177: The last three songs I bought were? I’ve never spent money on songs before.176: Last YouTube video watched: A hungarian streamer’s highlights video.175: How many cousins do you have? 3174: Do you have any siblings? Yes, a brother.173: Are your parents divorced? no172: Are you taller than your mom? yes171: Do you play an instrument? No but I would love to.170: What did you do yesterday? worked, played[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: yes168: Luck: yes167: Fate: yes166: Yourself: no165: Aliens: no164: Heaven: no163: Hell: no162: God: I just don’t care.161: Horoscopes: kinda160: Soul mates: yes159: Ghosts: yes158: Gay Marriage: yes157: War: no156: Orbs: yes155: Magic: no[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: meh both >153: Drunk or High: drunk152: Phone or Online: both151: Red heads or Black haired: ahh booooth150: Blondes or Brunettes: both :’D149: Hot or cold: cold148: Summer or winter: winter147: Autumn or Spring: autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: on me, straight but both ftw142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor137: Coke or Pepsi: neither of them136: Hillary or Obama: Obama? :’D I’m not from the USA135: Burried or cremated: burried134: Singing or Dancing: singing133: Coach or Chanel: ugh never heard of Coach before :’D132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: I don’t even know them :’D131: Small town or Big city: small town130: Wal-Mart or Target: -129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: -128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure127: East Coast or West Coast: East126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: -[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: It’s pointless.121: George Bush: -120: Gay Marriage: Two people who love eachother decide to spend the rest of their lives together. It’s just normal marriage.119: The presidential election: -118: Abortion: -117: MySpace: -116: Reality TV: It can be funny af.115: Parents: My parents? You don’t want to know what i think about them.114: Back stabbers: They are disgusting.113: Ebay: Usually trash.112: Facebook: It’s okay.111: Work: It’s good, if you are working you can buy stuff you want.110: My Neighbors: I never see them so they are ok. :’D109: Gas Prices: TOO HIGH108: Designer Clothes: Having them is just showing off.107: College: It’s aight.106: Sports: I’m not interested in it.105: My family: lmao104: The future: If it’s with my bf, it’s perfect.[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: I don’t even remember.102: Last time you ate: an hour ago101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: on monday100: Cried in front of someone: last week99: Went to a movie theater: months ago98: Took a vacation: 2 weeks ago97: Swam in a pool: years ago?96: Changed a diaper: in august ugh95: Got my nails done: a year ago maybe, I usually do it for myself94: Went to a wedding: few years ago93: Broke a bone: never92: Got a peircing: never91: Broke the law: years ago maybe90: Texted: 2 minutes ago[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Me. I’m funny af.88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: nothing87: The last movie I saw: Gone Girl86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Living with @xedalist85: The thing im not looking forward to: my exams lol84: People call me: Dorina83: The most difficult thing to do is: Living without @xedalist82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope81: My zodiac sign is: Aquarius80: The first person i talked to today was: mom79: First time you had a crush: When I was 10yo.78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: @xedalist77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday76: Right now I am talking to: @xedalist75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I will never grow up sry.74: I have/will get a job: I kinda already have.73: Tomorrow: I’ll play league and rest FINALLY.72: Today: I worked.71: Next Summer: Hopefully will live with @xedalist70: Next Weekend: I’ll do nothing as well yaaay.69: I have these pets: fishes68: The worst sound in the world: Cardi-B’s voice67: The person that makes me cry the most is: -66: People that make you happy: @xedalist , @sangeki-x , @dark-blind-love65: Last time I cried: yesterday64: My friends are: the best63: My computer is: fast af yay62: My School: ugh61: My Car: I don’t have car.60: I lose all respect for people who: are violent.59: The movie I cried at was: Kimi no na wa58: Your hair color is: light brown57: TV shows you watch: Dance moms lmao56: Favorite web site: :) Tumblr :)))55: Your dream vacation: As long as I’m with @xedalist, everything is like a dream.54: The worst pain I was ever in was: -53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t like steak.52: My room is: aight51: My favorite celebrity is: Melanie Martinez50: Where would you like to be: with @xedalist49: Do you want children: yes ♥ @xedalist48: Ever been in love: so in love rn47: Who’s your best friend: question 186 pls46: More guy friends or girl friends: I’m okay with both.45: One thing that makes you feel great is: music44: One person that you wish you could see right now: @xedalist43: Do you have a 5 year plan: kinda yes42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no41: Have you pre-named your children: yeeees40: Last person I got mad at: mom39: I would like to move to: Canada38: I wish I was a professional: nail artist, yep[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: I hate candy.36: Vehicle: car35: President: -34: State visited: -33: Cellphone provider: -32: Athlete: -31: Actor: -30: Actress: -29: Singer: Melanie Martinez28: Band: Mamamoo27: Clothing store: I don’t have a favorite.26: Grocery store: They are all kinda the same :’D25: TV show: Dance moooms24: Movie: K-1223: Website: still Tumblr:)22: Animal: cat21: Theme park: -20: Holiday: Christmas19: Sport to watch: -18: Sport to play: esport ftw17: Magazine: -16: Book: -15: Day of the week: Friday14: Beach: -13: Concert attended: -12: Thing to cook: cakes11: Food: everything hehe10: Restaurant: a hungarian one9: Radio station: I don’t listen to radio.8: Yankee candle scent: Never owned a Yankee candle before. Too expensive :’D7: Perfume: Avon Attraction6: Flower: hydrangea5: Color: blue, black4: Talk show host: -3: Comedian: -2: Dog breed: not a fan of dogs1: Did you answer all these truthfully ? yes

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125 questions about me

i was tagged by @surreysimmer and @oasisable, lov u guys. the point of the tag is to create a simself w your traits and answer the questions!

i tag: @brndletonbae @vvindenburg and anyone else who hasnt done it yet!

my traits are dog lover, geek and hot-headed!

125 questions below the cut

1. what is your name? taylah

2. what is your nickname? tay

3. birthday? aug 30 1998

4. what is your favorite book series? the illuminae files by amie kaufman and jay kristoff

5. do you believe in aliens or ghosts? yessss

6. who is your favorite author? neal shusterman

7. what is your favorite radio station? i only use apple music

8. what is your favorite flavor of anything? raspberry flavour mhm

9. what word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? incredible

10. what is your current favorite song? i literally have no idea

11. what is your favorite word? no clue

12. what was the last song you listened to? i can hear my mother listening to abba downstairs

13. what tv show would you recommend for everybody to watch? brooklyn nine nine

14. what is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? mr beans holiday

15. do you play video games? yeeee, lately ive been playing detroit become human, the new spiderman game and gta v :-) 

16. what is your biggest fear? CLOWNS

17. what is your best quality, in your opinion? im really empathetic 

18. what is your worst quality, in your opinion? i can be an asshole

9. do you like cats or dogs better? dogs

20. what is your favorite season? winter

21. are you in a relationship? no

22. what is something you miss from your childhood? my dad,,,,,

23. who is your best friend? jacqui + kelsey and also jills + haley

24. what is your eye color? hazel

25. what is your hair color? black

26. who is someone you love? my dog

27. who is someone you trust? see q.23

28. who is someone you think about often? my dad

29. are you currently excited about/for something? christmas

30. what is your biggest obsession? i develop fixations real fast u could ask me my biggest obsession and itll change in 2 days

31. what was your favorite tv show as a child? probably zoey-101 or smth like that

32. who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? bold of q.32 to assume i trust people

33. are you superstitious? yeah

34. do you have any unusual phobias? broken glass

35. do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind

36. what is your favorite hobby? watch netflix, game, work kkfbcuaajl

37. what was the last book you read? sadie by courtney summers

38. what was the last movie you watched? bohemian rhapsody

39. what musical instruments do you play, if any? none

40. what is your favorite animal? dogs, sloths and sharks

41. what are your top 5 favorite tumblr blogs that you follow? i cant narrow things down im indecisive

42. what superpower do you wish you had? invisibility

43. when and where do you feel most at peace? when i knock tf out and finally sleep kwbaubfdl but also when im home alone

44. what makes you smile? when someone laughs at my dumb jokes

45. what sports do you play, if any? this is so funny

46. what is your favorite drink? vanilla coke

47. when was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? no clue

48. are you afraid of heights? kind of

49. what is your biggest pet peeve? when people dont listen

50. have you ever been to a concert? yeah 

51. are you vegan/vegetarian? no but i want to be

52. when you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? hotel manager

53. what fictional world would you like to live in? harry potter lmao

54. what is something you worry about? everything!!!!!

55. are you scared of the dark? not really

56. do you like to sing? like to yes, but i cant sing

57. have you ever skipped school? yes and i skip uni all the time im depressed

58. what is your favorite place on the planet? my bed

59. where would you like to live? anywhere but australia

60. do you have any pets? i have a fifi!! (a dog... she was gonna be in the photos with my simself but her breed isnt in the game so sad)

61. are you more of an early bird or a night owl? night owl

62. do you like sunrises or sunsets better? sunsets

63. do you know how to drive? yes

64. do you prefer earbuds or headphones? i call them earphones so no clue what the difference is

65. have you ever had braces? no

66. what is your favorite genre of music? literally anything

67. who is your hero? no clue

68. do you read comic books? i read graphic novels but not comic books

69. what makes you the most angry? rude people!!!!!

70. do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? both im not bothered

71. what is your favorite subject in school? rn i love my social science classes

72. do you have any siblings? 4 brothers 2 sisters

73. what was the last thing you bought? gta v

74. how tall are you? 5′4 / 163cm

75. can you cook? yeah

76. what are three things that you love? my friends, my family, my dog

77. what are three things that you hate? stress, rude opinionated people, people who ignore what you say

78. do you have more female friends or more male friends? female friends i dont talk to men besides my brother and my boss

79. what is your sexual orientation? lmaoooooooooo no idea atm ha

80. where do you currently live? australia

81. who was the last person you texted? sam

82. when was the last time you cried? the other night larbnlcbadj

83. who is your favorite youtuber? how ridiculous

84. do you like to take selfies? not really

85. what is your favorite app? tumblr

86. what is your relationship with your parent(s) like? pretty good but my mums a taurus so shes stubborn af

87. what is your favorite foreign accent? french

88. what is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? everywhere im stuck in the bottom of the globe someone save me

89. what is your favorite number? 7

90. can you juggle? no

91. are you religious? no

92. do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting? space!!! but both are interesting tbh

93. do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? no

94. are you allergic to anything? no but im lactose intolerant

95. can you curl your tongue? yes

96. can you wiggle your ears? no

97. how often do you admit that you were wrong about something? no im also stubborn af

98. do you prefer the forest or the beach? neither

99. what is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? someone, the other day, told me im young with relatively little life experiences and that struggling with myself is okay and to not worry about the future idk this makes no sense with 0 context to what we were talking about but it helped a lot.

100. are you a good liar? depends i can tell my boss im sick and i cant work when im Depressed^tm just fine but i cant lie to a friend

101. what is your hogwarts house? slytherin

102. do you talk to yourself? yes rip

103. are you an introvert or an extrovert? bitta both

104. do you keep a journal/diary? i have a priv twitter acc where only 2 people follow me and i act like its my journal so close enough

105. do you believe in second chances? depends on the circumstances

106. if you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? turn it in

107. do you believe that people are capable of change? again depends

108. are you ticklish? oh yes

109. have you ever been on a plane? yes

110. do you have any piercings? i have my ears done twice, my helix and my nose

111. what fictional character do you wish was real? cress from tlc

112. do you have any tattoos? no

113. what is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? deciding to go to uni

114. do you believe in karma? yeee

115. do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses, contacts freak me out

116. do you want children? no, if i were to have kids id wanna adopt

117. who is the smartest person you know? no idea

118. what is your most embarrassing memory? anything from 2015/2016

119. have you ever pulled an all-nighter? yes

120. what colour are most of you clothes? black and grey

121. do you like adventures? depends

122. have you ever been on tv? no

123. how old are you? 20

124. what is your favorite movie quote? the gone girl monologue i wont quote it because its a SPOILER but its my fav

125. sweet or savory? sweet

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Thanks, Aearyn

@aearyn was so unbelievably kind to tag me for this 

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people (ahaha no i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy this took forever)

— what was your last…

1. drink: water. from the fridge. there might’ve been a dog hair in it because Scout and Abbey show their love through shedding. I didn’t care.  2. phone call: my old internship asking why I never got my w-2 form 3. text message: a coupon from World Market, if that counts. If not, i texted myself a spoiler for the kotfe fic so i don’t forget 4. song you listened to: Champion by Carrie Underwood b/c i love it and I NEED THE POSITIVITY   5. time you cried: UH... writing the kotfe fic. But i wasn’t actually crying. it was more like “im tearing up at this one scene b/c its breaking my heart”. Actual crying? been... so long i can’t remember.

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: ahahahhahahahahahaha.... ahahahhaha..... ahahahhahahahaha despite my best intentions, i’ve never dated anyone. I’ve been trying to change that. I want romance in my life. 7. kissed someone and regretted it: That would imply i’ve had my first kiss, and im 22 years old and still haven’t had it. APHRODITE WHY AM I SINGLE. I’M READY TO MINGLE 8. been cheated on: see above. Can’t be cheated on if you’ve never HAD A DATE 9. lost someone special: i would rather not consider this question, but Domino, Jewel, and my Grandma (all were very, very sudden and hit me like a bag of bricks).  10. been depressed: ha ha ha apparently i’ve had depression since i was 15. I was officially diagnoses in January of 2017 and have been on medication since. ahahaha  11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no I can barely get drunk even when i try, let alone enough for a damn hangover. Seriously. I can drink like Carmadda and not get drunk.

— fave colours

12. soft eggshell green 13. the blue at the edge of the horizon 14. metallic  anything

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: ........yes? i think? 16. fallen out of love: ahahahahaha no b/c i’ve never been in love (in the romantic sense and that’s how im taking this) 17. laughed until you cried: always 18. found out someone was talking about you: in the worst of ways 19. met someone who changed you: yes 20. found out who your friends are: oooooh yes 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: never been kisses

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: all? how else do people find you on there? 23. do you have any pets: many. Scout, Abbey, the neon tetras (named the Heralds of Zildrog), my various shrimp, and Corypheus and Valkorian the golden inca snails  24. do you want to change your name: no, but i used to 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went bowling 26. what time did you wake up today: i woke up 3 times, once to Bug getting ready for school, then my mom asking if i opened the vitamins, then... i think 9 was when i finally crawled out 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: playing swtor or looking up some fresh and funky memes 28. what is something you can’t wait for: finished the next kotfe fic chapter and breaking everyone’s hearts. Or the next major expansion of SWTOR. I NEED ANOTHER CINEMATIC TRAILER LIKE GODDAMN 30. what are you listening to right now: nothing my house is silent and in the far, far distance, sometimes i can hear cars on the toll road 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i have an uncle named Tom. I have spoken with him. So Yes. 32. something that’s getting on your nerves: socialization. I can only take so much around others. If I was a Sim i’d have the lonely trait. 33. most visited website: Tumblr or my school’s student login page 34. hair colour: blonde/brown im really smack in-between and i just dye it lighter to make it blonde enough for me to be blonde 35. long or short hair: long. so long. down to my butt long                                   36. do you have a crush on someone: not sure. i like him, he’s funny and thinks im funny, and teases me back, but im shit at reading signs and far too much a coward to ask him out. I’m not sure. I had a major crush in high school that resulted in me falling in love with a guy but we never offically dated and then he crushed my heart. Long story. So i try to avoid crushes lest i break my heart again. 37. what do you like about yourself: bitch im fabulous 38. want any piercings: i got 3 in the lobes of each ear and cartilage in the left. If i get any more I think my mom would have a heart attack 39. blood type: ??????? no idea. I know my sister is O 40. nicknames: Milky (only drank milk as a kid, but this nickname has sorta phased away). Other nicknames give away my real name. But I do respond to my sister’s name. 41. relationship status: single and ready to flamingle 42. sign: Aquarius 43. pronouns: she/her 44. fave tv show: i literally can’t pick one b/c ive watched nearly every cop show on Netflix, including some that aren’t in english. All the cooking competitions i can find on Netflix and youtube, and im running out of TV to watch when i do art. Halp. 45. tattoos: Zero because my fatal fear is needles. 46. right or left handed: Left. left left left seriously i can.... maybe dip a french fry in ketchup with my right but that’s it 47: ever had surgery: wisdom teeth removed count? 48. piercings: 7 total in the ears and nothing else. 49. sport: I watch baseball and hockey (SPEAKING OF WHICH, GO DUCKS!). Used to play softball and some soccer. 50. vacation: if i can graduate a quarter early I want to go visit my family in florida and michigan 51. trainers: is... this british for shoes? i wear berkenstocks. only berkenstocks. because crocs are so comfortable but people judge. I also have hella wide feet where ever ‘wide’ shoes are too narrow. I can get by in Vans or my old old Nikes that i hardly ever wear

— more general

52. eating: whether or not if ketchup should go on it, ketchup is going on it. Unless if it’s breakfast food or desert. Breakfast food is my favorite and i could happily live off it it. 53. drinking: water, tea, juice, milk, Mike’s black cherry hard lemonade, monster energy drinks, RC Cola.... i drink a variety of things. Mostly water and tea. 54. i’m about to watch: i dont know I’VE RAN OUT OF THINGS TO WATCH ON NETFLIX 55. waiting for: myself to go out on a date and/or meet The Guy 56. want: many things. 57. get married: One day. 58. career: ssssssssttttttttttuuuuuuuuuudddddddeeeeeeennnnnnntttttttt

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: i want both but maybe not from the same people. 60. lips or eyes: depends what each are doing tbh 61. shorter or taller: taller b/c im short and can’t reach the top shelf 62. older or younger: older but at this point im 22 and a lot of my classmates are 21 so like.... my generation. 63. nice arms or stomach: arms 64. hookup or relationships: relationships 65. troublemaker or hesitant: depends. like really depends. I’ll probalby go with troublemaker b/c they tend to be funny and on-the-spot and im a planner.

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: never kissed anyone..... ha ha ha 67. drank hard liquor: so yes. 68. turned someone down: ahahahhahahahaahaha haha ha. Actually yes I got asked to homecoming my senior year by this one dude who still gives me the creeps jsut tihnking about him. I politely said no. 69. sex on first date: never been on a date, never kissed anyone. Never ‘done the deed’. Would not do on the first date. 70: broken someone’s heart: uh my mom’s when I told her I had Depression and wanted to kill myself all throughout sophomore year highschool 71. had your heart broken: oh. Yes. 72. been arrested: no 73. cried when someone died: more like wailed loud enough that half the dorm floor heard 74. fallen for a friend: *side-eyes my sister* yeeees

— do you believe in

75. yourself: it varies over what. 76. miracles: I mean.... to an extent.  77. love at first sight: no 78. santa claus: I AM 22 YEARS OLD of course 79. angels: its complicated. my mom found a dead rat in our old house’s garage when i was 4-ish and all i remember crying for the dead rat when my dad tossed it in the garbage. My mom explained that an angel had already taken the rat’s soul to heaven. What did I picture the angel as? A carrot, wearing a tie, with mickey mouse-esque white gloves carrying a rat dramatically. This still haunts me.

— misc

80. eye colour: blue enough that you might drown in the ocean 81. best friend’s name: @athenascrown 82. favourite movie: if you think I can pick only one you’ve got another thing coming. but.... any star wars movie. If i had to pick one, Empire Strikes Back or Phantom Menace or The Last Jedi.... or Rogue One.... or Revenge of the Sith... 83. favourite actor: The guy who played the stormtrooper who hits his head on the door in Ep 4 84. favourite cartoon: the old Ducktales was a childhood favorite 85. favourite teacher’s name: I don’t want to put her name out here but she was my art teacher all through high school and she is one of the kindest souls ive ever met and if it wasn’t for her, i wouldn’t have gotten back into art

because this post took 5ever im not tagging anyone but if you want to do it, just say I tagged you and I’ll say i did

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100 questions

@missmendelsohn did it, and I just woke up and need to do something unproductive, so here I am !

1. What is your nickname? Swannou, Swanny. Pretty classics after Swann, I guess. Little Shit, too (kinda relate to this one a bit too much).

2. How old are you? 23 in 6 days. 

3. What is your birth month? June baby.

4. What is your zodiac sign? Gemini (the best, fight me on this).

5. What is your favorite color? Purple. Sexiest color ever.

6. What’s your lucky number? 8.

7. Do you have any pets? Yes. I kinda have a cat at my mother’s, a cat at my father’s, but mostly I have MY cat living with me and she’s the best. (Brb, I need to cuddle her now.)

8. Where are you from? Paris, France.

9. How tall are you? 5′5″

10. What shoe size are you? 7. I have very long feet ahah.

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? In my living flat I have three. But in total I have... like eight ?

12. Are you random? Totally. I’m random and chaotic. You never know what’s going to happen in my brain. Hell, I don’t even know.

13. Last person you texted? A friend.

14. Are you psychic in any way? I don’t know how to answer to this one. It may seem that my grand mother has some weird powers or I don’t know, and it runs in our family, but I never believed in those things. Though I’m a really intuitive person.

15. Last TV show watched? Law and Order: Svu & Friends. Yes at the same time. I can stare at pretty ADA Barba, and relax with Friends when SVU is too hard.

16. Favorite movie? Reservoir Dogs by Quentin Tarantino.

17. Favorite show from your childhood? I’d say... Les mystérieuses cités d’or, I don’t know the title in English.

18. Do you want children? Nah. Already have my little sister and my little brother, I’m fine. (But I’ve already have my kids’ names, so… you never know !)

19. Do you want a church wedding? Nope nope. I don’t want a wedding at all, and even less a church one.

20. What is your religion? None.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Too many times for my liking. I hate hospitals.

22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law? Tricky question ! It seems that I’ve trouble doing legal stuff, but funny enough I’ve never been arrested. I’m a white female who’s cute, I’m okay with the cops.

23. How is life? Life is a bitch. Queen of the bitches. 

24. Baths or showers? Showers in a daily basis, but I need a bath once in awhile. 

25. What color socks are you wearing? One is blue and the other is purple. Because my socks are orphan and almost never match. 

26. Have you ever been famous? I’m famous in my head, does it count ? But I was pretty popular in school.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? As I want to work in the cinema area, it’d be great please.

28. What type of music do you like? I’ve been raised with rock and punk. I also like alternative, pop, blues, jazz, electro, dubstep. I’m kinda open to anything (but I have a hard time with rap and reggae).

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yeeees. It’s the best !

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 6 ahahah. But it’s too many for me, I just use 2.

31. What position do you usually sleep in? I really don’t know. I’m too knackered when I fall asleep to notice.

32. How big is your house? Very very small. I don’t know how we manage to live at three in this.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Nothing. I’m sleeping for breakfast, and I’m too poor to eat (I swear it’s true, I eat once every two days, I’m starving please help).

34. Have you ever left the country? Yup.

35. Have you ever tried archery? Yup again.

36. Do you like anyone? Hmm. I don’t know ? I have some crushes, but liking really strong anyone, I don’t think so.

37. Favorite swear word? I’m a very vulgar person (and I use fancy words at the same time). Putain (the f-word in French) is kinda an easy one. My favorite is maybe “nique ta mère la pute” (please don’t try to translate this one). And I get pretty inventive like “bordel de cul de nouilles” (this one is more funny than very vulgar) or “oh bordel ta grand-mère en string de guerre sur qui je fais du rodéo” when I hurt myself (this one is absurd too).

38. When do you fall asleep? Between 3am and 6am. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

39. Do you have any scars? Many.

40. Sexual orientation? Bisexual.

41. Are you a good liar? It really depends on the situation, but I can be. I’m good at inventing believable stories, but my eyes are too expressive. 

42. What languages would you like to learn? Spanish.

43. Top 10 songs?

44. Do you like your country? Yes and no. Paris is a beautiful city, can’t deny that. But I want to get out of here. 

45. Do you have friends on the web? Oh yes. FRIENDS EVERYWHERE MY FRIEND.

46. What is your personality type? ENTP and ENFP, it changes when I do the test several times.

47. Hogwarts house? Gryffondor, and so proud of it !!

48. Can you curl your tongue? No, and I’m very complexed about it ahah (no it’s not true).

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to. Danny Rayburn, hands up. For so so so many reasons.

50. Left or right handed? Both eheheh, I write with the left, but also can write with the right. And I almost everything with both.

51. Are you scared of spiders? Spiders are my friends.

52. Favorite food? Humans. Soup and ham.

53. Favorite foreign food? I’d say vietnamese food, but I’ve been raised with asian food (as my father is Cambodian).

54. Are you a clean or messy person? Most a clean than messy, even if I can be lazy and just do nothing. But my roommates are very messy, so it’s a messy place.

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? Ahahah I would so do the helicopter dick. But I wouldn’t do anything different from what I usually do. I’m a woman, and proud of it, but I relate more to a man. Idk, it’s weird.

56. What color underwear? My boxers are currently the American flag, so blue and red and white.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 20 minutes, with a shower.

58. Do you have much of an ego? Oh yes... I don’t think I’m arrogant or what, but I have a big ego.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I don’t suck or bite lollipops, unless I’m trying to tease someone.

60. Do you talk to yourself? No I don’t.

61. Do you sing to yourself? When there’s music playing.

62. Are you a good singer? SKIP THIS ONE. NO. I’M AWFUL.

63. Biggest fears? Slug, pregnant women (I know it’s weird, but have you seen Alien ? okay), and being abandoned. 

64. Are you a gossip? A few years ago people gossiped about me, and it didn’t feel good at all. It was awful. People are mean. So no, I don’t.

65. Are you a grammar Nazi? Kind of, but I try to shut it down because people don’t like it.

66. Do you have long or short hair? Very short, boyish style.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Lol no. I can’t name the regions of France so...

68. Favorite school subject? It depended on the year. Sport, English, Italian, Math, Biology, History. I liked school.

69. Extrovert or introvert? Extrovert, without a doubt.

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yes. But I have trouble to breath. 

71. What makes you nervous? Life. Lol it’s sad.

72. Are you scared of the dark? I love dark.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? I used to do it a lot. I still want to. I don’t do it because I don’t want to get punched.

74. Are you ticklish? It depends on the person, but mostly no.

75. Have you ever started a rumor? Ne-ver.

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? Yes.

77. Have you ever drank underage? Oh yes. Turning 18 didn’t change a lot for me.

78. Have you ever done drugs? Yup.

79. What do you fantasize about? Being fucking happy.

80. How many piercings do you have? None.

81. Can you roll your R’s? Really really bad. My accent in Italian is awful.

82. How fast can you type? It’s funny because I type with only two fingers (my indexes), like old persons and it makes people laugh. But I type really fast though. 

83. How fast can you run? It’s been awhile since I’ve run. But I used to run very fast.

84. What color is your hair? Black. Very very dark hair.

85. What color are your eyes? Brown, and very dark too.

86. What are you allergic to? Insect bite. It’s ugly.

87. Do you keep a journal? Nah. My writings talk for me.

88. Are you depressed about anything? About life. I’m borderline and bipolar, so I’m kinda depressed like all the time ? Ahah.

89. Do you like your age? No it sucks. Like I’m still so young but everyone excepts me to have a perfect built up life ? Wtf.

90. What makes you angry? Being woken up because my roommates are too noisy.

91. Do you like your own name? Yes.

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? What ???

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? A cat, a dog, a panther, a baby lion, a llama.

94. What talents do you have? Writing, I guess ?

95. Sun or moon? Both.

96. How did you get your name? My parents are good with giving names.

97. Are you religious? I’ve been raised with catholic values, but no I’m not.

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? Too many.

99. Color of your bedspread? Dirty.

100. Color of your room? Messy.

It was so long. Not tagging anyone, just do it if you want.

[coutinhogabii]

Tagged by @acrazyfandomgirl love ya bitch (sorry ur not really a bitch love ya <3

Are you named after anyone? no, but my parents chose my name (Gabriela means sent from God) cause I was born really sick and had reeeally low chances of surviving

When was the last time you cried? last night watching dog videos 

Do you like your handwriting? yes, I think iits funny how it changes everyday

What’s your favorite lunch meat? chicken

Do you have kids? do dogs count? (jk I dont have kids) 

If you were a different person, would you be friends with you? don’t think so, I’m weird

Do you use sarcasm? me? no, never~

Do you still have your tonsils? Yes

Would you bungee jump? yeeees

What’s your favorite cereal? don’t know 

Do you untie your shows when you take them off? Never, too much work 

Do you think you are a strong person? lol no 

What’s your favorite ice cream? all of them 

What’s the first thing you notice about people? Eyes, Im obsessed with eyes  

your least favorite physical thing about yourself? my cheeks, I think

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? purple shorts and no shoes 

What are you listening to right now? the sound of the rain and wind of my city, it’s relaxing...

If you were a crayon what color would you be? green I hope 

Favorite smell? rain and clean house 

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone with? my parents

Favorite sport to watch? lol sports (don’t watch them)

Hair color? black (actually very dark brown but its almost black)

Eye color? same as hair~

Do you wear contacts? somethimes, when I’m not too lazy 

Favorite food? japanese food

Scary movie or comedy? scary 

Last movie you watched? It 

What color shirt are you wearing? white and brown 

Summer or Winter? Winter

Hugs or kisses? Hugs, 

Book your currently reading? do college books count? if yes, a very boring one (if no then none)

Who do you miss right now? my best friends and my brother

What’s on your mouse pad? haven’t used on in years 

What’s the last TV program you watched? House  

What’s the best sound? puppy noises

Rolling Stone or the Beatles? beatles

What’s the furthest you’ve ever traveled? USA

Do you have a special talent? yeah I’m great at not studying but somehow get good grades, and I can sleep everywhere.. also I can take hours to do something normal people do in minutes

Where were you born? Belo Horizonte, Brazil

[welldamnsatoru]

Im so in love with you // SHAWN MENDES

Overview: Shawn accidentally tells Y/N he loves her

Requested: yeeees

Authors note:

“SHAWN move it, the movie’s starting,” I yell, the sound echoing around our small, shared apartment.

“I’m coming women, calm it down,” Shawn calls back from the kitchen, emerging seconds later with two cans of coke in his grasp.

“Ooh yes please,” I reach for the drink and Shawn cheekily moves his hand out of my range. I glare at him as he chuckles, flopping himself down on the couch next to me. Immediately I crawl across onto his lap, sprawling my body across his and making myself at home.

“Comfy there?” Shawn asks, popping the lid to each can, handing me mine. 

“Defiantly,” I reply, resting my head on his shoulder. He presses a kiss to the top of my head, his arm sneaking around my back to lay on my hip, rubbing small circles with his thumb.

“I chose It’s a boy girl thing, hope you don’t mind,” I mumble, intently starring at the screen.

“It’s fine, as long as you like it,” Shawn murmurs back, taking a sip of his drink.

15 minutes later we’re both chuckling at the romantic comedy. 

“That reminds me,” I say right after a funny moment, turning my gaze on Shawn. “Someone said a really funny joke in class today and I have to tell you,”

“Shoot,” Shawn says, gaze falling on me, the movie forgotten in the background as we both get absorbed in each other and the topic.

“Right so, whats the difference- th-the... difference,” I start laughing, unable to control the giggles spilling out of my mouth.

“Y/n,” Shawn whines, pulling me closer to him as I wheeze with laughter. 

“Sorry,” I gasp, finally managing to calm down. “What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?” 

We stare at each other, the movie filling the silence. I raise my eyebrows at him, waiting for the answer and he rolls his eyes.

“What is the difference Y/n?” He asks, a grin escaping onto his face.

“You can roast beef but you can’t pea soup,” I grin, waiting for him to start laughing. Instead, we just end up starring at each other again, me looking hopeful at him and Shawn starring blankly back.

“That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard in my life,” 

“You’re the worst thing I’ve heard of in my life,” 

Shawn laughs, squeezing my side gently making me squirm in his grip.

“Take that back right now,”  Shawn demands, squeezing my hip again.

“Make me,” I argue, laughing at his touch.

“You asked for it,” With that he flings me underneath him, quickly covering my body with his as he straddles me and begins tickling my sides.

“NO, Shawn!” I laugh, or more like cackle at his merciless attack.

“Say Shawn is the best thing to happen to me in my life,” he says, trying to look stern but the grin on his face does the opposite.

“My mum told me to never lie,” I tease back as his tickling ceases for a second.

“You little,” His hands resume and I gasp, trying to get air into my lungs as I laugh.

“Okay, I’m joking, I’m joking,” 

“Say it!” He laughs, watching me wriggle, trying to get out of his embrace.

“Shawn is the best thing to ever happen to me,” I cry, laughing hard.

“Damn I right I am,” he laughs, stopping his attack.

“Damn right you are,” I giggle, reaching up to kiss his cheek swiftly.

“God I’m so in love you,”

I freeze, eyes snapping to meet his alarmed ones. Redness quickly begins to creep onto his cheeks and he clears his throat awkwardly. 

“I, um,” Shawn avoids my eyes.

“Did you just say I love you?” I ask, just in case I heard wrong.

“I... yeah,” He mumbles, pulling himself off me and sitting up. “I didn’t mean to, it just kind of slipped out,” He tries to justify.

“Was not expecting that,” I try to joke but Shawn still isn’t meeting my eyes. My gaze softens, noticing how much those three words have effected him.

“Hey,” I say softly, running my hand across his back in soft comforting movements.

“I’m sorry if I ruined everything,” He says, meeting my eyes briefly.

“It’s fi-”

“Honestly, before I could even think I was just saying it,”

“Shawn its-”

“I know we’ve only been dating for a couple weeks but we were friends for quite a while beforehand so its understandable for me to feel this way about you-”

“Shawn I love you too,” I almost scream, frustrated that he wasn’t listening.

“You do?” his whole face lights up at my words.

“Of course I do, you’re the best thing to happen to me remember?” I smirk, creeping closer to his body.

“Mmhm, that’s true,” and he’s back to himself, the nervous Shawn gone in a blink of an eye. “I love you,” Shawn smiles, my heartbeat going a million miles a minute, then presses his lips upon mine.

[melted-wax-wings]

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there’s a ton of these so here’s a read more

Is a kiss considered cheating? - Yes

Have you ever faked orgasm? - Nah

If you could have one superpower, what would it be? -Telekinesis

Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years? -Probs not

Tell us some funny drunk story. - I just have high stories where i was being a memer.

Why are you no longer together with your ex? -Eh, personal reasons that i don’t feel like sharing tbh

If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? - In my sleep bc i’m a big baby

What are your current goals? - I’d like to get started on a poetry book

Do you like someone? - I mean, I have a bf so

Who was the last person to disappoint you? - honestly myself lmfao

Do you like your body? - NAH SON

Can you keep a diet? - fuck no i love food too much

If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say? - “hey can we not be dicks to each other?”

Do you work? - nah but god i wish i was bc i need money

If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be? - ngl my basic ass would pick sushi

Would you get a tattoo? - Yeeee

Something you don’t mind spending all your money on? - Pokemon games tbh

Can you drive? - Ye but not very well

When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful? - This morning

What was the last thing you cried for? - ngl i’ve been crying over everything the past few days

Do you keep a journal? - Nah, i’m not interesting enough to have one

Is life fun? - If I’m with others, yes

Is farting in front of people irrelevant? - I mean, it’s a bodily function but it’s not a very socially acceptable one. i personally don’t care

What’s your dream car? - VW bug bc i enjoy the thought of people hitting each other when i drive by

Are grades in school important? - it’s very dependent on the situation. i personally feel like grades should only be a very high priority in one’s major field of study/related studies. However, grades shouldn’t take priority over one’s physical, mental, and emotional health.

Describe your crush. - he’s got these gorgeous eyes that change color. he’s tall and gives amazing hugs. he’s a phenomenal writer and is incredibly intelligent about such a variety of topics from music to writing to just about anything. he’s patient, loving, and funny. honestly he’s amazing and i fall more in love with him every day.

What was the last book/movie that really impressed you? - Alice in Wonderland. i hadn’t seen it prior to last week but just the animation and story-telling was just amazing to me

What was your last lie? - that the reason i didn’t want to go out was because of my stomach hurting

Dumbest lie you ever told? - not sure tbh

Is crying in front of people embarrassing? - not at all

Something you did and you are proud of? - Being recognized as a poet at my college’s poetry festival

What’s your favourite cocktail? - don’t really have one x.x

Something you are good at? - i like to think i’m okie at motivating others

Do you like small kids? - i’m okay with kids as long as they aren’t overly loud

How are you feeling right now? - a lil grumpy bc the ac isn’t on

What would you name your daughter/son? - Jason would be my son, Robin would be my daughter

What do you need to be happy? - Personal growth

Is there some you want to punch in the face right now? - ME TBH

What was the last gift you received? - some books from my bb

What was the last gift you gave? - UHHHH I DUNNO

What was the last concert you went to? - Twenty One Pilots

Favourite place to shop at? - Hot Topic, can’t even lie

Who inspires you? - My bb, mostly because i want to be up at his level when doing things

How old were you when you first got drunk? - Haven’t really gotten drunk-drunk yet

How old were you when you first got high? - 19

How old were you when you first had sex? - 19

When was your first kiss? - Freshman year of highschool

Something you want to do until the end of this year? - i would like to build my confidence

Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done? - there is so much omg

Post a selfie. - UH I MAY NOT BC I’M GROSS AF RIGHT NOW

Who are you most comfortable around? - @thenerdyshadow and @shining-wonwoo

Name one thing that terrifies you. - BEING ALONE

What kind of books do you read? - mostly dystopian/adventure novels

What would you tell your 12 year old self? - “listen ya lil shit don’t complain about not being in a relationship”

What is your favourite flower? - Lilies

Any bad habits you have? - Cracking my knuckles holy shit

What kind of people are you attracted to? - Highly passionate, emotional people

What was the last thing you cried for? - MY LEAGUE RANKING NGL

Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you? - i don’t think of anything off the bat but i’m very sensitive to the textures/aesthetics of food

Are you in love? - Yeee

Something you find romantic? - I love little gestures that show that someone is thinking about me like mentioning that they saw something that reminded them of me or like a long message in the middle of the night to wake up to

How long was your longest relationship? - 3 years 

What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex? - that there’s something inherently wrong with liking stereotypically feminine things, that we are seemingly always in competition over something, that cattiness is almost expected??? like damn why can’t we be nice to each other 

What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?  - balls on the outside of the body are just not anatomically smart, fragile masculinity, the attack on boys who decide to deviate from the norm

What are you saving money for? - i have no money pls help me

How would you describe your bad side? - i get moody and tend to snap at people when i really don’t mean to. i will sometimes do things just to spite people/escalate a situation tho

Are you actually a good person? Why? - i personally don’t see myself as a good person because i’ve done plenty of shitty things that i knew that i shouldn’t have done

What are you living for? - The hope for a better future

Have you ever done anything illegal? - Yee

Do you like your body? - Not particularly

Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally? - I have, mostly because the person was toxic

Ever sent nudes? -Ye

Have you ever cheated on someone? - i prefer not to answer this one

Favourite candy? - i love 3 musketeers

Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it! - uhhh mostly my friends blogs but i can’t really tag all atm

Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game? - Online games i enjoy are Overwatch and League of Legends. I also enjoy Stardew Valley on PC.

Favourite TV series? - don’t really watch tv

Are you religious? Does God exist? - i’m personally not that religious, but i respect that people do have beliefs in high powers but should not infringe on others rights to not believe

What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why? - i can’t even tell you what i read fully bc it’s honestly been that long

What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism? - i commend others who are capable of making that lifestyle choice bc i know i could never do so. i’m fine with it so long as it isn’t shoved into my face

How long have you been on Tumblr? - probs 6-7 years? idk

Do you like Chineese food? - i am a slut for chinese food

McDonalds or Subway? Mcdonalds

Vodka or whiskey? Vodka (haven’t tried whiskey)

Alcohol or drugs? drugs (weed bc i haven’t done anything else)

Ever been out of your province/state/country? - I’ve only left my state. i’d love to leave the country one day

Meaning behind your blog name? - shitty Overwatch/Wonderwall pun

What are you scared of? - being abandoned by the people i love and being forced to live alone :^)

Last time you were insulted? - YESTERdAY

Most traumatic experience ? - my mother being a revolving door in my life and giving me severe abandonment issues 

Perfect date idea? - i love the idea of just a nice day together inside but going out at night to dinner and just exploring the world around us

Favourite app on your phone? - tumblr bc i can’t get away from this hellsite

What colour are the walls in your room? - they’re kind of white/brown/gray? it’s hard to explain tbh

Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber? - i do! i watch mostly league youtubers though. i’ve been on a hardcore BunnyFuFu kick as of the last few days

Share your favourite quote. “I’m dying squirtle”

What is the meaning of life? - To be happy

Do you like horror movies? - I enjoy them in concept, but i’m bad at watching them ;-;

Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened? - NAH FAM SHE MAdE ME CRY

Do you feel lucky or special in a way? - i guess but i don’t think i really deserve to

Can you keep a secret? - ye

[yeoldontknow]

Get To Know Me Tag

tagged by the duchess herself @kpopfanfictrash (thank u bb i love u <3)

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people. (omg do i even know 20 people what)

THE LAST: 1. Drink: blackcurrent squasg 2. Phone call: uh...i facetimed my parents when i got to london. that counts? 3. Text message: rory 4. Song you listened to: Woman - Emmet Fenn 5. Time you cried: some time in april

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: no 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes 8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: not clinically 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no - i stop myself from getting there

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: chartreuse, cerulean, royal purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes! 16. Fallen out of love: no 17. Laughed until you cried: oh yes  18. Found out someone was talking about you: uh no but im sure someone has lol 19. Met someone who changed you: yes! 20. Found out who your friends are: i feel like ive lived through that? but thats always happening idk 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: oh good lord i have no idea lol 23. Do you have any pets: a kitty! my son! malcolm! 24. Do you want to change your name: nah it can stay 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: uh it snowed on my birthday so we stayed in and watched movies and i made myself cupcakes lol 26. What time did you wake up: 10:30AM 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: writing 28. Name something you can’t wait for: THIS SPANISH HEATWAVE TO GO AWAY 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: aw :( in person, two months ago. i drove up to surprise her for her birthday 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: no regrets man. we are exactly where we need to be right now to learn important lessons 31. What are you listening right now: like..currently? Cali God - Grace Mitchell. but in general ive been heavy into NCT 127, Code Kunst, Lo Moon, and Alt-J 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i have! 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: when i said i wanted winter to be over i didnt mean for the sun to sit on planet earth omg im SWEATING 34. Most visited Website: tumbles

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: i have one mole on my right hand, but i have lots of freckles on my shoulders and back 36. Mark/s: 0 37. Childhood dream: so many things lol doctor, lawyer, equestrian star lol

38. Haircolor: dark brown 39. Long or short hair: TOO LONG IT NEEDS TO GO 40. Do you have a crush on someone: its complicated really 41. What do you like about yourself: i think im fairly positive! and in person i can be funny 42. Piercings:  0 43. Bloodtype: O+ 44. Nickname: Kat 45. Relationship status: its messy (but not bad!) 46. Zodiac: aquarius  47. Pronouns: she/her/i 48. Favorite TV Show: Black Mirror; The Handmaid’s Tale; Outlander; Shameless; Game Of Thrones; Big Little Lies; House Hunters lmao 50. Right or left hand: right but i do a lot of random things with my left 51. Surgery: none! 52. Hair dyed in different color: mostly i go to auburn in the summer but ive had green and purple hair before lol 53. Sport:  i played tennis and i did equestrian  55. Vacation: what? lol the last one i took or my fave or? favourite: any time i go to london to visit friends; last one i took: apart from the one im on, montreal; where do i want to go: japan!!! 56. Pair of trainers: converse

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: i love food, please give it to me. lol i ADORE indian food soooo much, i want all the bhajis please 58. Drinking: i bleed malbec 59. I’m about to: finish packing for glastonbury please help me im too hot D: 61. Waiting for: the light 62. Want: to not be sweating. i know i keep saying this but im deceased 63. Get married: eventually lol 64. Career: music industry/digital sync licensing/music obsessed friend

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs but i do like soft smooches 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: im short so taller is standard lol 68. Older or younger: age is just a number, pls just be mature 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: NOW LOOK. as a girl in the music industry i can confirm that the best muscle on a man is the FOREARM, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MAN PLAY GUITAR? YOU ARE WELCOME, LADIES 71. Sensitive or loud: i mean, you can be both? 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant, pls think your shit through

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: yes 75. Drank hard liquor: my summer drink is pint sized G&Ts 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: lord yes 77. Turned someone down: yes 78. Sex in the first date: nah 79. Broken someone’s heart: probably? statistically that has to have happened 80. Had your heart broken: yeeee 81. Been arrested: no! 82. Cried when someone died: yes 83. Fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: depends on what im doing. im VERY hard on myself 85. Miracles: yes i am a softy 86. Love at first sight: no. attraction and lust, yes 87. Santa Claus: nah 88. Kiss in the first date: i have to reallllyyy like you 89. Angels: yes

OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: ali & grace 91. Eyecolor: brown 92. Favorite movie: Brief Encounter

LORD WE MADE IT. lmao i dont know if i know 20 people to do this so!

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only do this if you guys want to or are comfortable!