#yes yes!!!

[chipchappcomic]

CHEESED TO MEET YOU!!!!!!

[mako-neexu]

no trauma only SILLY!!!!!!

[cakeywakeyfakey]

Cakey..........my bff.......where did u wander off 2.....

Ah!!! Hi!!! Hello!!! I wander off to set on to see the world… apologies for my long absence dear darling bff!!! :o(((

I just wanted take a break from posting since a lot has happened recently!!! First, I had to do a project with my mother!! I had to come up and draw her a character for her clinic, which is complete but I still haven’t technically submitted yet? :o7

After that, school opened for me!! Had new students, new teachers and all that!It’s so incredibly tiring nowadays because:

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1. I have to wake up early in the morning to go to school, it starts at 6 and ends at 1:30 in the afternoon!! 12 if it’s Friday though!

2. Whenever I come back from school too, I have tuition to attend to, which starts at 3… AND I USUALLY COME BACK AT 2:30. explodes

3. I am also! Currently fasting right now! During this hot weather! So at this very moment, I am experiencing the very same thing as SpongeBob and Patrick did when they were burning alive in that movie! :o)

(I hope I am not sharing too much personal information… though please do tell me if I am!!!!)

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So, yeah! Hence the reason why I haven’t gotten a chance to post! Because I am incredibly tired! :-((

Though fortunate news! I will be posting again very very soon fellow friend! Even during my absence, I did a lot of Welcome Home art and I will be sharing them soon! :oD (hooray YIPPPE YAHOOOO!!!!!!)

Though! Keep in mind that some of the arts are quiteeeee old since I made them BEFORE the update!! So expect old designs!!!!

And don’t worry, I will eventually answer the asks I currently have right now which is- 2! It doesn’t seem much, which it ISN’T, but with what’s happening with me right now.. it’s quite a chore! Luckily, I like doing chores! So I guarantee this will be fun!! :-)

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Ah alright, I think that’s all I wanna say for now! Besides that the new update is really really GLORIOUS! That’s really it! Again, I SINCERELY apologise for the wait!! It’s a nasty old habit of mine, hopefully I’ll defeat it one day and that this wouldn’t happen again!!! :-((

I also am so sos sososoosos sorry if I sound less energetic and dry on this…. i would love to apologise MORE but I am sosososoososos tired….. I crave for chocolate right now……. Which I literally could go and take it but aghahhhh…… it’s past the time I usually sleep TOO… girl…………

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

[loathsome-sickness]

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

[punk-dad-sharkz]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

[mysillycomics]

[hunny-k]

This is the funniest way you could've put it

[bloodybellycomb]

[striving-artist]

The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

[foundfamilynonsense]

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great