#yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[jamin007]

Shallan forced herself to look at Chana in a vision. ITS HAPPENING!!!!

[ruuibos]

yamgeta... save me..

yamgeta..

save me yamgeta....

[kvroii]

Poisoner's City, Chapter 12 - Marun follows Phantom to old limestone castle ruins just beyond the city limits, seeking to help Phantom with information he learned from working at Ares. But instead of a warm welcome, he gets... hypnotized?! He was going to spill the company's secrets anyway, but if he really must follow though with Phantom's odd verification process, he doesn't exactly mind...

(Part of an ongoing project to illustrate each of the main scenes of the Myrios Series!)

[futurebird]

via the fedi: https://sutrofan.com/@webuiltthiscity/110624316229314003

[ardenrosegarden]

Safety code of conduct There are tips coming in about a masked woman appearing in the 4th floor hall. Teaching staff on duty must follow the code of conduct below for their own safety.

1. If you see a woman wearing a red coat in the 4th floor hall after 10:00 p.m., run away immediately. Afterward, notify the school watchman when you are safe.

2. If you can't run away from her, she will ask you a few questions. Reply truthfully, but don't agitate her.

3. She is not a normal person. Do not let her take her mask off.

[luecard]

hey don't cry, ‘large’ creature with 20 arms found lurking in Antarctic sea, okay??

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[theyarebothgunshot]

i wonder what it's like to be emotionally stable. anyways [thinks about fictional characters to survive] i am fine

[schistcity]

ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

[medusamagic]

I feel like this is an appropriate time to mention Ancestral Sickos.

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[ghost-oftheriver]

now seems like a good time to remind my fellow alt kids out there that you do NOT wear your political patches on your back.

wear them on the front. that way if someone disagrees and decides to get violent about it, they’re less likely to sneak up on you and catch you off-guard. stay safe.

[demaparbat-hp]

I mean—it's them, right?

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[stealingpotatoes]

I was absolutely befuddled when I saw someone say they loved your Eunuch so I went on your page and saw it was your cat and I was like "oh okay that makes sense now." I must say your Faithful Eunuch is exceedingly adorable.

LOL honestly it's really funny seeing how much tumblr loves my cat bc he has that effect on people irl too, including but not limited to the vets

[lotus-pear]

dancing in starlight fits go hard asl 💯 (ref)