#yknow to prove me wrong 👀

[artificersanonymous]

not sure if hot take but Cedric, to me, is a funnyman first and foremost i can never take him 100% seriously. hes a fucking dork, fit to be tossed in a glass jar and rattled around you know?? cold clay mashed in your hands to warm it up. thrown like a javelin into the distance

like yes i want him carnally but if its not also a bit silly then why am i here. jessica and roger rabbit type situation

[livyjh]

Heya can I make a request on Din Djarin and reader? What if when Reader sees how Bo and Din are getting closer and such she gets jealous and insecure thinking thinking din could do better than her because they are in a relationship. She thinks Grogu could have a better mother so she ignores Din and when he finds out why she ignored him *smut* hehehe then he takes all night to show her how he worships her and the ground she walks on and how he would be nothing without her?

Thanks so much love your stories

Hello!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE!!!! I’ve been on a little hiatus, lots of stuff going on. Work is crazy, I’ve got a girlfriend now 👀, life stuff, yknow?

As always, thank you for your request and I hope you like it. Anyways, here’s a thing!

Everything I Wanted

Din Djarin x Reader

Rating: EXPLICIT 18+

Word count: 1.8k

Warnings: smuttttt, reader feeling insecure and sad about their relationship with Din

Din Djarin Masterlist

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You and Din have been together about a year now, and while things were good… they could be better.

The last few weeks he’s been spending a lot of time with Bo-Katan Kryze. She’s great, she’s so sweet and gets along with everyone really well. Grogu has even taken quite the liking to her.

You sigh to yourself, rubbing your tired eyes. You’re sat in the kitchen of yours and Din’s new little place on Nevarro. Grogu and Din are both still asleep, Grogu in his own little room and Din in the bedroom you shared with him.

You felt bad, you’ve been acting cold to Din since Bo came into the picture recently. The more you thought about it, the more you believed that she would be better for Din and Grogu than you would. A better girlfriend. Better mother.

It’s early morning, you woke up to use the fresher around 4am and decided not to go back to bed, just make yourself a little breakfast, sit and ponder things at the kitchen table.

It’s almost 6am when you hear footsteps padding from the bedroom towards you.

“Morning, cyar’ika.” Din’s voice is gravelly and sleepy as he comes up behind you, putting his hands on your shoulders and kissing the top of your head.

You shrug his shoulders away and he moves around the chair to look at you properly. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” You shake your head and give a fake smile.

“It’s not nothing.” Din sighs. “You’ve been acting weird for weeks. I thought at first maybe you were just having a few bad days. But now, I don’t know what’s going on.” He sat down next to you and put his hand over yours on the table.

You looked up at him, eyes welling up. “I…” you frown and blink away the tears. “I think that you should be with Bo.”

Din raises a brow at you, then laughs in disbelief. “Wait… what?”

“She’s obviously better than me. Grogu likes her. You like her.”

“Not like that. Not like you.” He says, sad.

You look down into your empty oats bowl. “I just think she’s the better choice.”

“It’s my choice.” Din speaks quietly but sternly. “And I choose you. Always.” He shakes his head. “Can’t believe this whole time you’ve been feeling like this.”

“I just want what’s best for you.” You sigh and look back up at him, staring into his beautiful, brown eyes.

“You are what’s best for me.” He smiles softly and leans in to kiss the corner of your mouth.

You give a weak smile as he moves to stand up, pulling on your hand to have you follow him. “Come on.” He hums.

You nod, following him back to the bedroom. He closes the door and lets go of your hand as you walk to the bed. You sit on the edge with your legs hung over the side.

Din comes to sit next to you, putting an arm around your waist. “How can I prove it to you?”

“What?” You look at him.

“How can I prove that you’re my best choice?”

“I don’t know.” You shrug.

Din thinks for a second and then gets a smirk on his face. He leans in and kisses your cheek. Than your jaw. Then your neck, exactly where you like to be kissed most.

You hum softly and close your eyes, tilting your head back to give him more access. Din is soon pushing you by the shoulders to lay down as his kisses trail down your partially exposed chest, you were just wearing a basic, short, pink slip at the moment. Along with underwear.

“Baby, you don’t have to-“

“I know, sweet girl. I want to. I need to. Need to show you how much I love you.” He smiles up at you and brings your legs up onto the bed, one on each side of him as he settles over you. He kisses your lips one more time before crawling back enough to push your slip up, pulling it until it comes off of you. Next were your panties.

You’re watching him in amazement as his rough, strong hands somehow do it all so delicately. He moves back even further, getting on his elbows between your legs. You instinctually start to close them, always feeling too shy with him to let him eat you out. It’s just… you always squirted when you got eaten out, so it was generally saved for special occasions. You supposed this must be one of them.

He smirks up at you and pushes your thighs apart gently. “Let me see you.” He says softly.

You nod and lick your lips as you let him spread your legs. You soon feel his hot breath on your cunt, making your eyes flutter shut and your head fall back on the pillow.

His mouth attaches to you and his tongue starts to dip into you, gathering your slick and moving it upwards to your clit. His tongue circles your sensitive bud, teasing it and tasting it.

“Baby…” you whine softly.

“Mmm.” He lets out a low rumble that vibrates through your center.

“Din-“ you gasp, reaching down for his hair, opening your eyes again to meet with his.

He’s watching you as his mouth works you over, hands squeezing your inner thighs and keeping them apart. But soon, one of his hands moves down, in, and two fingers start to push into you.

You gasp softly, feeling yourself get even wetter at the action. Din curls his fingers upwards against your g-spot and your hips lift off the bed for a moment as you whine.

“Please-“ you moan softly as you pull his hair harder, starting to grind against his mouth and nose.

He grunts as he sucks on your clit harder, fingering you faster. You’re barely able to watch him, barely able to keep your head up as this intense pleasure fills you.

Your orgasm is quickly approaching, your toes curling and stomach tightening as it does. “Baby-“ you breathe out. “I’m-“

He bites down on your clit and that’s what does it.

“Din-!” You gasp his name loudly as you feel your wetness squirting out of you and into his mouth, dripping down his chin and onto the bed. He groans at the taste of you, eyes closing when you pull his hair even harder than before.

It takes you a good minute or two to recover as Din licks you clean gently. You take a deep breath, looking down at him. “Come here.” You whine.

He immediately does what you ask, moving up the bed and kissing you deeply. You moan at the taste of yourself on his tongue and lips, hands settling on his shoulders.

It’s not long before you feel his stiffened cock pressing against your pussy through his underwear.

“Nghh-“ he rolls his hips down against you and you tilt your head back, eyes closing.

“Wanna keep showing you how much I love you.” He groans into your ear.

“Please…” you nod softly, loving the feel of his beard against your cheek.

He maneuvers out of his underwear and then he’s right there again, his lips are on your neck as the head of his cock presses against your entrance.

You shiver with anticipation, it’s only a moment before he’s pushing inside, stretching you in the best way.

He lets out a long sigh once he’s in to the hilt before slowly pulling back out. You can barely handle all the feeling going on at once. His mouth on your neck, one hand on your chest, his hardness moving in and out of you.

Your nails dig into his shoulders as he sets a slow pace, almost torturing. The hand he has on your chest moves down to rub your clit, massaging it in circles.

“Fuck… yeah, j- just like that.” You stutter out, squeezing your thighs around his hips.

“Wanna feel you tighten around me…” he pushes his hips forward as far as he could while still having room to play with your bundle of nerves.

He stills inside you and you feel your second climax building. He rubs faster circles into you, making you moan as your legs start to shake.

“Come on, mesh’la. I’ve got you.” His breath ghosts over your collarbone.

“I’m so close-“ you cry out, hips jerking upwards.

“Let go.” He hums, moving down and taking one of your nipples into his mouth.

All at once it’s too much and you tip over the edge, gripping his shoulders as you whimper his name. He groans as he feels you pulse around him, velvet walls squeezing his cock.

You’re almost sobbing from how good it feels, his fingers gradually slowing down as your body began to relax. “Fuck.” You curse, looking down at him as he pulls his mouth off your breast.

He leans up and kisses your lips as his hips start to pull out before snapping back in. You gasped at the feeling, your sensitive pussy fluttering.

You moan into his mouth as he starts fucking into you at a quicker pace this time. “Love you so much, cyar’ika.” He sighs, pressing his forehead to yours.

“L- love you, Din.” You hum shakily, angling your face upwards to kiss him again.

You spend a long few minutes like this, kissing passionately as he makes love to you. He keeps telling you over and over again how much you mean to him, how he felt like there’d be a hole in his heart without you, that he needs you in his life. You’re truly believing him, his body moving faster with yours.

“Baby, I need-“ you take a breath and grab his hand that’s placed on your waist, moving it upward and guiding him to tease your breast.

“Anything.” He hums, pinching and pulling at your nipple as he pounded into you as fast as he could, his hips slapping against your ass loudly.

Your breathing becomes uneven and fast, you giving a high pitched moan with each exhale.

“Gonna cum for me?” Din tweaks your nipple especially hard to emphasize his words.

You nod furiously. “Y- yes!”

“Want me to fill you up?” He asks.

“Please!” You whimper.

“That’s my girl.” He groans and his hips stutter as he cums hard into you.

His throbbing cock and the nipple play is enough, making you almost scream as your orgasm washes over you. You’re both moaning at each other, pleasure making you dumb.

You’re blissed out, whining softly when he stops and pulls out of you. You feel his cum leak from your cunt as he moves to lay down next to you.

He wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you in so that your back is against his chest. He noses at the hair next to your ear before kissing the spot just below it.

You hum happily, eyes closed as you feel yourself drift to sleep in his arms. Everything was going to be okay.

[ambivartence]

bestie are you sure he’s hard to draw or do you just get flustered bcs of his beauty 👀👀👀

okay no but i know what you mean. jeno’s face is angular but his cheekbones have this almost… pear-like shape? and i find that quite challenging bcs one mistake and it stops looking like him. but honestly i’ve seen your jeno drawings and they’re my fave. probs some of your best work. so don’t every worry about it.

id love to paint jeno’s face in abstract colours… yknow like how people use different stroke with different colours to bring about a face? i think he’d look SO cool.

also pls that post is so iconic 😭😭😭 i love how i was like “jaemin never looks bad” but jaemin acting like an old man always proves me wrong bcs what even are those facial expressions?? he looks so endearing though i love him 🥺💛 such a pretty boy with an incredibly pretty smile

BESTIE DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THATSIFJSDFJSDJFSJJDJFJSDJFSJJDFJF 😭😭😭 also the abstract colors !!! do u mean something like this tho ig i didnt rlly do it much w his face lol also yeS JAEMINS SMILE IS EVERYTHING its truly so bright i cant </3

[pavo-ocxllus]

Of course! IM SORRY WHAT- LUDICROUS?! I mean it sounds awesome dont get me wrong but also WHAT JWJSJJS proving the coach wrong is always fun- keep showin him who's boss arie😤👍

It was a cool experience but def a lot of responsibility :') also the freshman last year acted like toddlers so I felt like I ran a daycare AHHAHAHA ooh maybe you can make ludicrous ur title👀 it demands respect😩 LOL

It's been nice talking to you as well🥺 thank you for entertaining my random questions💕💕 HJANWJA

FRRRR 😭😭😭😭 but yea now i’m one of his favorites lolol

honestly it’s the same with track too haha,,, i remember in middle school, a bunch of 7th graders decided to make human hurdles of themselves and jumped over each other in SPIKES out of all things-

tbh yknow what, i like the sound of that idea- but THANK YOU for answering my questions as well!! 💙💙💙

[domjaehyun]

Oh, to piss off Haechan just so he can put me in my place.

Oh no~ what are you gonna do, hyuckie~? Punish me? Oh no please don't punish me, I've been nothing but good... unless 👀👀

It's not like he saw through my innocent and motherly facade and knows I'm a massive slut for him and him alone

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NOONOONONOONOO NONOONO NO NOOOOOOOOOO this will be my undoing i think . he's so . hol y s hit. have you seen that (painfully short) youtube compilation of him like . angry/yelling............... listen all i'm saying is that before i watched that video i was not ovulating. after? 🤷🏽‍♀️ who's to say?

(actual fleshing out of the scenario under the cut)

haechan x fem!reader, explicit content, wc 1.2k (not counting the first paragraph under the cut in purple); fingering, kissing, some (fairly tame/mild) overstimulation, alluding at oral (receiving) towards the end

but oHhhhHh my god for real... think abt it like this: as someone who gets labeled as a "brat" constantly, (note that i do NOT agree with the negative connotation ppl associate w that term!!! esp towards haechan... i don't ever mean bratty as a bad thing––ever!! i mean bratty specifically in the "likes to rile you up, likes to poke fun/test boundaries playfully, gets that mischievous little glint in their eyes when they're abt to be Difficult On Purpose" way.) haechan would most likely be Very Aware of how brats operate, yknow? and i think that he'd be . soOoOoO good at it oh my god just thinking abt it is making me lightheaded.... the lil way he pokes his tongue in his cheek when he gets a lil aggravated... the way he rolls his eyes... the Glare he gives sometimes (thinking abt that video during i think ridin' era where the dreamies are doing some... show, ig? and jaemin's, like, the "kindergarten teacher," and they keep poking fun at haechan who gets So Broody and Sulky........ *dreamy sigh* yeah 🥴😭 that glare 🥰🥰🥰) when he's getting more annoyed..... i feel like he would wear his annoyance very plainly in situations like that, esp in the beginning of the encounter, but he'd also play the parts really well... think abt it omg:

you're pestering him for ages because he won't pay attention to you and the more you bother him, the more visibly annoyed he's getting... and then when he's fed up with your antics, he'd just turn to you with a stony expression and a raised eyebrow like, "you have my attention. what do you want?" but his tone would be so flat/unamused at first, and you might even falter in your response, maybe stammering out, "i just wanted you to pay attention to me. 😔" and he'd be lying if he said he wasn't endeared by how quickly you balk under his attention, but he won't make that too clear to you just yet.

he might even soften his expression to look more sympathetic and coo sweetly at you, either beckoning you over to him or making his way over to you, maybe stroking your hair, face, back, etc. and pressing soft kisses to whatever areas of your face, neck, and shoulders he can reach. at first, you're content and all is well because you're getting what you wanted !!! attention !!! and when his hands start to wander, you don't even protest because you definitely don't mind it going in that direction.

it's not until after you've come for the first time that things start to pick up; maybe he's fingered you to your first climax and you're starting to come down from it when his fingers suddenly resume moving, even picking up their pace and you jolt, yelping in surprise. any attempts you might make to squirm out from his reach prove absolutely futile, because every time you make an inch of leeway, he yanks you carelessly back into place, settling his full body weight on you as his fingers piston in and out of you. every sound you make, every little whimper and whine of overwhelmed protest that you let out, only serves to brighten the smile on his face as he studies you with an almost unnerving calmness.

"what's wrong?" he might hum with a deceptive air of concern, his grin widening even more as your moans continue to bubble out from you involuntarily.

"too much," you'd gasp, pushing feebly at his wrist, his hand seated comfortably in your underwear as his fingers move in and out of you with impressive precision. "haechan, it's too much–"

"i thought you wanted my attention?" he'd ask you, his eyes dragging to lock on yours. the smile on his face seems sweet, seems agreeable, but it's an absolute contrast to the mischievous, downright sadistic glint in his eyes. "isn't that what you wanted?"

any response you could even attempt to make just gets swallowed when he leans in, capturing your lips in a kiss that starts slowly enough at first, sweetly enough that you (mistakenly) let your guard down somewhat. almost immediately, his kiss changes; it's heated, all-consuming, needy, greedy, desperate, entirely dominating, and mind-emptying. the only noises you can manage to let out are weak cries against his parted lips, his tongue darting out to taste your pleas before he guides it into your mouth.

your hand resting on his wrist slackens slightly, alerting you to its position, and you redouble your, albeit weak, efforts to move his fingers out of you before you effectively lose your goddamn mind. he doesn't even indicate that he can tell you're trying, his lips only curving into an amused smile as he takes your lips over and over while your shaky hand pushes against his wrist in vain. when your fingers wrap around his wrist and start to pull, he moves his arm previously propping him up, effectively flattening himself on you entirely, and pulls your arm away from his other wrist to pin your arm by the side of your head, his actions so fluid and so easy that you almost find it offensive.

finally breaking the kiss, he studies your face as you gasp for breath, cries and moans now leaving you freely and unmuffled by his mouth as his fingers move relentlessly inside of you.

"if you want my attention," he says slowly, clearly reveling in how quickly you're unwinding under him, "to the point where you're willing to interrupt me in the middle of something," he abruptly curls his fingers inside of you to elicit a sharp gasp of surprise from you followed by a moan of ecstasy that has a cruel chuckle slipping from his lips, "then you'd better be prepared to deal with my undivided attention. is that clear?"

"yes," you mumble, feeling a flurry of emotions ranging from anticipation, excitement, apprehension, and even a bit of shame, as his tone is nothing short of patronizing.

"that's my good girl," he coos at you pleasantly, and the warmth that rushes to your face at his praise compels you to tuck your face in towards your pinned down arm in an effort to conceal how affected you've become by his words. as you could almost have expected, haechan clicks his tongue in admonishment, wordlessly ordering you to turn back to face him. when you oblige, he cocks his head to the side and smiles at you fondly. "if i'm giving you my undivided attention like you wanted all along, the least you can do now that i'm obliging is give me your undivided attention and keep those pretty eyes on me."

"okay," you mumble quietly, your heart thrumming in your chest as he finally removes his hand from your underwear and studies his now glistening fingers, his eyes dropping to your lips for just a moment before he's bringing his digits to your mouth and pushing them past the parted seam of your lips. the moan you let out upon tasting your arousal on his fingers is unexpectedly delighted, your tongue swirling around his middle and ring finger diligently as your body grows increasingly more eager to please under his dark, unwavering gaze, and your subsequent whine of disappointment when he pulls his fingers out, seemingly satisfied with your work, is quickly swallowed when he captures your lips with his once more. his tongue roams your mouth in a manner nothing short of greedy, haechan emitting a devastatingly arousing content groan at the lingering taste of your arousal and the wet warmth of your tongue moving with his, and when he pulls away from the kiss, he swipes his tongue along his bottom lip, breaking the clear string of saliva previously connecting your bottom lips to each other.

you barely get a moment to catch your breath before he's moving lower down on your body, his hands readily pulling your sweatpants off and your underwear down, both garments landing with a muted noise on the floor once he tosses them aside carelessly. pushing your legs open, haechan doesn't even hesitate, the male surging forward before your legs are even fully parted. using his face to nudge between your thighs almost forcefully, the warmth of his mouth envelops your core immediately, a sharp cry of pleasure leaving you as your back arches in ecstasy.

"watch me." he mumbles, his voice low but insistent, his dark eyes staring up at you intently. "don't look away." at your obedient nod, he chuckles softly, his warm breath fanning over your heated skin before moving back in to attach his mouth to your pussy, his last words spoken with barely enough clarity and volume before his tongue takes a languid swipe up your folds.

"wanna see your pretty face when i make you cum all over my tongue."

[tangledstarlight]

Happy JatPnniverary, Rosie! I request 75+76 *cackles*

Bed Sharing & Did They or Didn’t They?

They meet in college when Luke accidentally spills a beer on her top at a party, screams that he's sorry and then vanishes into the crowd. Julie thinks he's just gone and starts to get annoyed but then Luke reappears with a cloth and a new drink and leads her off to a less crowded place to help her clean up. There's some cute bantering and teasing, and probably talking about the music playing, they figure out that her top is pretty much a lost cause so Luke gives her the jacket he bought with him. So when they leave the room a while later, with Julie wearing his jacket and Luke grinning, all their friends just assume they hooked up.

Somehow they keep bumping into each other, and become friends and start hanging out. Which causes like an on going bet between all their friends on if they've actually slept together or not, because they both say they haven't, that they're just friends, but!!! Julie and Luke both seem to have forgotten about personal space, and there's soft smiles and teasing looks and even strangers are convinced they must be in a loving relationship.

Anyway something else happens idk what but there's some kind of group trip that they go on where oh no there's been a mix up with the room bookings 👀 and now Julie and Luke have to share a room for a weekend and oh no there's only one bed too👀 But they're friends, and both think they're very good at avoiding the very obvious sexual tension between them, so they. share the bed.

The first night it's fine. There's some cuddling and waking up surrounded by each other and feelings of 'oh. this is right.' but neither of them mention it and they get on with their day and their friends still don't believe them (which honestly, kind of makes them both not want to do anything if just to prove them wrong), then the night ends with maybe a few drinks and laughter and Julie walking under Luke's arm back to their room.

At first, nothing happens. They just get ready for bed and go about their usual nightly routines, only Luke has to help Julie get out of her dress because the zipper is stuck and it's his calloused fingers on the soft skin of her back, and there's very little space between them when Julie finally turns around to look at him and yknow. some fading to black 😌

The next day when they join the others at breakfast there's something different about the way they are with each other. A little closer, a little softer, a little less tension around them. But no one comments on it, and no one gets any answers until maybe a week later when they decide they should finally let someone win the bet on their did they or didn't they relationship. (They did. Many, many times.)

hope you like it!! and thank you for sending one!💜

send me two and i'll come up with a fic!

[pennielane]

I agree, the transition between YNGMYM and Carry That Weight always make me go fuck, that’s SMOOTH baby. However the next three songs (Sun King, Mean Mr Mustard and Polythene Pam) just. They don’t do it yknow. They kinda ruin the B side for me? Neither the lyrics nor the melody. Anyway if you have arguments to prove me wrong PLEASE by all means do but imma keep skipping them for now 👀

i just don’t get how you skip them because it ruins the continuity of the medley??? anyway in addition to that, here are my arguments for the three songs:

sun king is a snooze but i always get a kick out of their stupid gibberish

mustard production is top notch - the ascending and descending guitar is perfect and the drums are fantastic

pam is a necessary listen because of john’s angelic backing “ahs” and his happy little “great!”, the line get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt, she’s killer diller when she’s dressed to the hilt AND of course the masterful transition from the song to bathroom window

[moved-19871997]

yknow what im gonna say it.... i dont think george deserves to be nominated for a streamy...

he should go live to prove me wrong 👀

george should go live literally rn with the irl stream he was thinking about to prove to the people that he should get the streamy