#you 👉are not the guy youre not capable of being the guy. i had a guy but now i dont. You. are not. the guy

[froggyrights]

So high energy tonight I need to start exercising again I'm driving myself insane

[prismuffin]

I'm very sorry Crow Anon. I did steal our brain cell, I couldn't remember how to clean my clothes and needed big brain power. ÒWÓ

👉👈 I give it back, I promise.

But, Pris I have an ask for you, that may cheer you up!!

How do you think taking care of the batboys (separately) after they got their wisdom tooth taken out, would go??!

I think it would be funny, snice they're chaotic on their own. Without any drugs in their system.

(Alfred definitely banned Dick "Its faster if I jump out the window to the floor balcony under me" Grayson from drinking caffeine until he was an adult).

- OwO

As someone who’s gotten their wisdom teeth removed quite recently I’d say I’m capable of answering this ask. Each of these scenarios has a bit from my experience ok? so—

Jason would be the type to just want to nap. Even when you successfully got him in the car to take him home all he was doing was saying how he wanted to nap but ong he never even tries to close his eyes to sleep once. After you both get home and you help him into bed the first thing he does after you change his gauze is crash. Which makes things difficult for you because now you have to undress his limp body and move it so that he's not laying down completely so that he doesn't accidentally choke since he's still rather numb. When he wakes up he's sad about the food he can't eat so he tries not to for as long as he can. Overall a very sleepy guy after getting his wisdom teeth removed.

Dick is so chaotic off the bat. Even when they were wheeling him out to the car you could tell that he was gonna be a handful. Tried to call everyone on his phone and when that failed he resorted to carpool karaoke. You tried to get him to stop since he shouldn't try talking but he just wouldn't shut up. Once you got home and tried to get him into bed he'd just be laughing at your struggle which would just make you struggle more since he'd be even harder to move while laughing. Because of the laughter he bleeds all over the floors and his shirt which he only laughs harder at. Similar to Jason kinda because once you replace his gauze he's out like a light, and finally you have a moment of silence for the time being. (this entire paragraph was just my experience and I'm not even joking LMFAO)

Tim would probably be almost the most tame, he'd be very sleepy and would start to mumble about tech he's working on. He'd ask you questions about designs and such and you'd just have to remind him to sit still and try not to talk much. Overall a sweetheart, he listens to you and doesn't try and talk while you're switching out his gauze. He sleeps, wakes up, and eats jello all day. The least of your problems honestly.

Damian would be quiet at first...too quiet, then comes the complaining. He'd be annoyed that he was in pain and numb at the same time??? Makes a song about the pain. You have to stop him from biting his lips because he's numb and is probably biting way harder than he realizes. After getting him home and changing his gauze he's very vocal about his hunger and is sad that he can't have normal food, but he likes the chocolate pudding so it's bittersweet for him. After his numbing wares off some and the pain starts hitting he's even more complainy- especially since he did bite his lip too hard and now it's bleeding which neither of you noticed until then. He's fine if you can get him to stop complaining though.

( I’m so so sorry this took me a minute to answer yesterday I woke up and my day went to shit and stuff happened and I had a mental breakdown and forgot all about this message! )

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[sunrise-imagines]

can u do Hunson abadeer w/ reader please 👉👈 :3 I’ve only seen ONE fic of him 😭

Sure! This is certainly an interesting one, Hunson is a terrifyingly goofy guy and I had a lot of fun writing him!

Hunson Abadeer x Reader Relationship Headcanons

• Imma be real with you chief, he’s not a great romantic partner at first.

• Like at all.

• He’s selfish, entitled, and emotionally stunted in the sense that he literally doesn’t know how to empathize with others. That’s kinda just his nature.

• That’s not to say he’s completely incapable of changing and becoming a better person, just…he’s definitely a fixer upper.

• Doesn’t understand personal boundaries like private property or personal space, like he thinks everything you own is automatically also his and vice versa.

• He steals food (obviously), clothes, he’ll even use your toothbrush. You have to sit him down and explain to him what is and isn’t okay for him to take.

• Extremely touchy and clingy, he almost constantly has his arms around you in some way.

• He has a tendency to say and do things that sound completely insane, but it’s just how he rolls.

• For example, one time he wanted to tell you that you looked good, so he said, “ The way your flesh clings onto your bones is absolutely mesmerizing!”

• Another time he wanted to give you a gift, and he heard that most people like receiving flowers, so he sucked the souls of 100 roses and coughed them up in front of you.

• When things start to get more serious between you, he starts making a bigger effort to learn how to be a good boyfriend.

• He asks Marceline to give him tips on how to be a better partner, and as annoying as she finds him, she’s genuinely shocked and happy that her dad is trying so hard to be a better person.

• Until she catches him watching her and Bonnie sleep trying to study how couples should cuddle.

• After a lot of practice, he finally starts making some progress.

• He puts your needs before his own, takes time to listen to you and remembers what things you like and dislike.

• One fateful day, he takes both of your hands in his, and by his shaking you can tell how nervous he is.

• Through stuttering words Hunson tells you that before he met you, he thought he wasn’t capable of truly loving anyone but his daughter, but being with you has altered his perspective.

• Now he cares more about seeing you happy than himself, and that of all the souls he’s seen, yours is the most kind and gentle one he’s encountered.

• Before you can even process the sincerity of his words, he drops down onto one knee before you, taking out a small box from his pocket and opening it to reveal a black ring adorned with a glittering red gem.

• In his usual manner, he looks up at you smiling and asks, “Y/N, do you…want to do this marriage thing with me?”

• Needless to say, you said yes.

[majosullivan]

Castle Swimmer Dashboard Simulator 2

🔄 gay-ass-seagrass reblogged sandyshells

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Threre are ha;ir thi eves haeving sex ;;; in my castsle’swalls sned help

🌳 everlastingwhiskers Follow

There are hair thieves having sex in our walls and now I’m getting fucking HECKLED

🪝 hookedline Follow

This has to be the funniest reason I seen for accusing a post for being fake cause like…it implies that they thought it is simply impossible for anyone here to be the same age or have similar usernames imao

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I can’t believe that out of all things, I’m being accused of lying about my castle having hair thieves infestation. I don’t think some of you guys understand just how much of a nightmare it is t;o ha e (32$$:?2 s)3$:!/@“/ svehiwsjlajwvdbk

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Op? Op are you good?

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The hair thieves fucking got them

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Head of the Guards: Oh hey, you guys are back early-

Guard: God Mouth’s haunted

Head of the Guards: What?

Guard: [grabbing a leister and heading back out the castle] God Mouth’s haunted

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There are three evil witches from the dark sea traveling through the Purple Peaks? Damn, are they single?

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As a mer with any basic morals, what mini gods are capable of is terrifying. I have heard so many stories about poor castles being cursed because they defend themselves from an unprovoked attack from a minigod. No creature should have the ability to damn someone or a whole castle to a cruel fate because they defended themselves or an offence out of their control.

However, as a petty bitch-

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You. You Get It

#LISTEN #I’m not SAYING that if I had mini god destructive powers I would use them constantly for petty shit #I am simply putting it out there that the temptation would possibly pass my mind

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What if we k-kissed at the bottom of the god mouth 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

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A list of things that I have learnt about/was told by the thirteen year old boy that has recently been staying at our castle with his mother (with every single thing being confirmed as being true):

-His mother threatened the leaders from their original castle that she would cut off their HEADS if they ever came near her son again cause they were treat him like shit. It should be mentioned that she said this TO THEIR FACES in front of THE ENTIRE CASTLE

-His first sword fighting pupil is a cursed prince (from what I’ve heard from his mother, his pupil is basically a big brother to him now)

-Also, his first pupil happens to be the beacon’s BOYFRIEND???

-AND HIS PUPIL IS FRIENDS WITH TWO OF OUR RULERS HERE, ONE OF WHICH IS MY OWN QUEEN???

-He could probably beat every guard at my castle in a fight

-He has broken a grown man’s arm so badly it popped in the other direction because he made fun of him and his pupil

-His mother was almost kidnapped by a giant trench monster in the God Mouth

-He stabbed said trench monster in the eye to save his mother

-He has recently fought an evil witch

-Him and his mother have also recently met the beacon

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Love seeing everyone’s priorities

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okay but can someone tell me what is up with petrified pufferfishes? i swear, every time I plan for a trip, without fail, someone wanting to help me with supplies will give me one of these stupid little guys and just. Refuse to elaborate further

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You fool. You halfwit. A senseless sentiment from a simple-minded stooge. Your denial of me will bring forth your downfall. Your ignorance will wrap you in the garments of your rising. What will you have when you’re buried in the sand, choking on your own blood and no merciful god to hear your pleads?

🌼 seadaisies Follow

feel like my skeleton is about to jump out of my god damn skin, what the actual FUCK does this mean???

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The Surface God released me into the wild and now they’re hunting me for sport

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Of course you have an unending sense of dread as you desperately cling to a prophecy that could never be fulfilled. and pronouns

💠 nauticalnymph Follow

Easy site

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🥒 cutecumbers Follow

Oh the things I would give up to live the rest of my life as a little sponge. Bouncing around all day. Not a single thought ever going on behind those eyes. The ideal existence

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The Purple Peaks

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rip to everyone who died while trying to swim to the surface but I’m different

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if I wanted to reach the surface, I would simply just swim straight up until I got there

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you know what i’m gonna start swimming up there right now

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Do we still talk about that giant mini god crab that was destroying the Purple Peaks and making it basically impossible for castles to live peacefully there? Like whatever happened with that?

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The beacon completed the crab’s prophecy and turned him back to normal so things are chill now

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What’s not clicking?

#you know who does click though? #the crabs #bunch of funky little guys

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[aliasrocket]

Oo wow! First time I've put in an ask in for ya! (I hope you don't mind answering my silly little thoughts)

But how do you think Rocket would react to the reader pole dancing whether it is stripper based or professionally done? (I just think pole dancing is super neat and very hard to do and that it gets looked down upon so often so I'm just wondering<3)

(I'm totally asking for my OC Moon cause she's a pole dancer 👉👈)

You don't gotta answer if ya don't wanna! love ya!ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ<33

I’ve always been a fan of sports like those, oml, I wanted to take this for a long time but my mom made me invest in figure skating when I was younger. I’m not even sure if pole dancing is a sport but it takes a hell of a lot of exercise to get it down right so I’m saying it is.

I know I’ve talked about reader being a bartender at knowhere in rocket x reader fics but I’ve always thought a pole stripper reader wld also work so well with Rocket mainly because. Well. Rocket’s a horny fuck. (At least in the comics, and in my heart, he is.)

I know the typical headcanon would probably be him making the dirtiest comments about you when he watches you practice but I imagine it going very differently especially if you guys have been in a relationship for quite some time.

Rocket’s eyes were very used to tracing things like wires, plugs, batteries, bolts. Very shiny things in general. Though he wasn’t quite sure he’d ever get used to glistening skin sliding against a silver pole, legs tangling and swinging in a sort of orbit as every curve and edge of you was stretched and carved into a moving piece of art before his eyes.

“Rocket, what are you doing here?” You chirped, hair reaching for the floor as your head hung completely upside down, the rest of your body outstretched at an askew angle with the pole snug between your thighs. “Thought you were still on commission.”

“Yeah, it ended a day early,” he replied, eyes lining your ass when you slowly lowered your leg, causing the arc to compress.

Rocket had definitely gotten you off that pole only to give you the best goddamn fuck in your life. And he’d done it multiple times over the span of your relationship, no surprise there when you looked so damn sexy in those clothes that had his imagination lazy from how much he didn’t have to imagine.

But today, it wasn’t about that.

Rocket settled himself into a chair by the side after asking if you wanted a water break, to which you replied that you’ve already had one. He smiled, and he didn’t know why he lowered his face when he did it.

But he found out why the moment you caught him.

“What?” You smiled right back, as if you hadn’t just caught Rocket red handed.

“Nothing, nothing.” Damn, he was still doing it, and all he could do was show you his palms as he raised his hands in defense.

You got off the pole, dusting yourself off as you took the smallest steps towards him.

“C’mon, I can’t focus with you smiling like that.”

“You don’t like me smiling?”

“I wanna know what you’re thinking Rocket.”

You locked your hands on your hips, ending up in front of him as he looked up with you with a cocked brow.

Rocket exhaled, and then, his gaze softened when he observed the way you looked at him. It was the same way he loved to look at you, spinning around, doing all those stunts with such grace and precision.

Now slumped against the back rest of the chair, he completely surrendered himself to you the moment his jaw parted.

“It’s so easy to admire you sometimes, you know?” Rocket confessed. He couldn’t bear to look at you, so his eyes dug a hole in the floor instead. “I know I get ahead of myself sometimes but fuck, you look so dedicated in what you do. Seeing you work hard for this … you’re fucking capable of anything you wanna do, princess.”

A blur reached below him and lifted his chin, and it was almost like looking directly at a shooting star. He couldn’t bear to look but now his eyes widened like he needed more of it to keep under his eyelids so he could keep seeing it when he closed his eyes.

He always knew how pretty you were, but with the way you grinned with your cheeks rising to your eyes he always regretted not letting you know sooner.

“I love you, Rocket.”

“I love you too,” he muttered your name, and just like his eyes, he sprinkled little stars all over it.

like you wouldn’t believe.

[melody22222]

Oh my gawwwd!!!! Instant follow!! This blog is so good, easily one of my favourites! Can I request something 👉👈??

Would you care for more yandere who is dating reader's friend? Maybe an afterthought? Like reader is kidnapped and the yan's behaviour. Thank you for your work!

-delulu king

Just you and me (AFTERTHOUGHT)

Best friend's Yandere boyfriend x Fem!reader

A/n Firstly, OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH. (Harvard's calling me.) secondly, I don't know what you meant by 'afterthought' me and my friend literally shouting at each other, he tried explaining for the millionth time, So i thought maybe its the same story but the plot changes a bit? I LITERALLY DONT KNOW- Come screaming at me in the dms if this isn't what u asked for.

Note: Guys...I'm so sorry to say this but when you request something, please make it detailed so I can understand where you are coming from. cause some requests confuse me a bit but they still make me scream GOD LOVE YOU ALL.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Before reading this, I suggest you first to read the actual one shot if you haven't read it.

Link: Just you and me

Words: 1.7k

This was so SO bad, I can't- I deeply apologize.

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“Let go of me!” Your screams, pleads, and cries were muffled by the cloth tied against your mouth, hitting on the man’s back as hard as you can as he carried you onto his shoulder. He ignored you and continued walking down the stairs, heading somewhere where nobody could hear your screams and pleads and cries.

The basement.

You didn’t understand. You were happily making some tea in your kitchen in the middle of the night and later on, throw yourself on the bed but now, you are getting carried by an unknown man into a basement.

Your tea the other night tasted…a bit funny. Making you pass out and waking up in a stranger’s bed, tied up and a piece of cloth was also tied on your mouth. Fear took you on to a whole new different level.

When you woke up, you could barely move. But you still cried for help. Moments after you hear a door open, you glance up and see a man, he was dressed fully black with a black mask that seems to cover all his face and hair except for his eyes.

And the next thing you know, you are being carried by him down to hellhole.

“Please…” You pleaded again, giving up on hitting the man’s back. It was no use. You both reached the basement, you felt your body move as the man placed you on a wooden chair. You thought you had a chance to escape.

You quickly got off the chair but you were pushed down, not on the chair, but the floor. The man immediately unties the ropes that were tightened on your wrists. You knew what he was doing, he wants you tied up on the chair instead. You tried pushing him, punching him, kicking him but of course, you failed. He has twice the strength you wish you had.

The man fully untied your wrists and ankles. He picks you up from the floor and puts you on the chair again. He saw your tear stained face. Full of twisted pain, your body shivers with sickness and agony. You still didn’t give up, fighting to get away. The man on the other hand, seemed rather bothered by your outburst. He wasn’t annoyed, but felt like this was tedious and unnecessary.

He still held a calm and neutral expression. He tied your hands, and now goes down on your ankles to tie them as well. Before he leans down, you managed to kick him in the nuts. He let out a groan and turned away quickly. His back was facing you.

Your breathing hitched as he turned back at you and eyed you dirty.  He came closer and your cries escalated. You knew you were going to die after he gave you that look. But instead, he leans down and ties your ankles. You didn’t hit him this time even though you had the chance. You were scared of what he was capable of. That silence frightened you more.

He stood up and walked away. Going towards the basement door, opening it and heading out, leaving you there.

And he disappeared, just like that.

You were surprised that he didn’t do anything after you just kicked him in the nuts. You examined the basement. Most basements were dark, full of dirt, boxes, insects. But not this one, it looked…clean. You weren’t going to lie, his house was darkly elegant. When you woke up in his room, or at least you assumed it’s his room. It was spacious. 

Why would a rich man like that take you? 

You closed your eyes and began to sob louder. Your heart was racing so fast, your whole body was trembling. You couldn’t breathe because of the fear that held your chest. All of those fears you are experiencing, you knew it wouldn’t help or set you free. At least you were away from that man, for now.

After 15 minutes of doing nothing but pleading, you heard the door open. You glanced at the door and saw the same man, except there was another person with him. She was also tied up in her wrists and ankles, a piece of cloth on her mouth.

“Helena…?” You muffledly said as eyes widened with panic. It was your best friend. She was crying in pain just like you. The man throws her on the floor with a loud thump, making your friend cry out even louder.

The man finally removed his mask.

“I’m sorry that you’re gonna have to see this, Y/n.” Sirius said in a soft but blunt tone.

Sirius…? No, it can’t be.

You looked down at Helena, she was already looking at you. It was fear, the look in her eyes was fear as she cried.

Sirius, the man who showered you with gifts every time you told him something you liked. Sirius, the man who brings your favorite meal everyday at your door. Sirius, the man-

Before your thoughts continued, you heard a muffled scream coming out of Helena’s mouth.

Helena was stabbed in the leg, Sirius showed no mercy as he plunged the knife deeper. You threw your head up and closed your eyes, you didn’t want to see that, you can’t see it.

Helena’s muffle screams and cries ringed the room. You also couldn’t stop crying, you just wanted to wake up from this horror. Sirius' ears were already damaged with both you and Helena’s cries and screams. He stood up and walked towards you.

“Shhh sweetheart, it’s okay.” He grabs your cheek gently and caresses it. “This is just going to be fast and quick, okay?” He kisses your cheek and goes back to Helena's weak body.

You were utterly confused and couldn’t understand why the heck he just kissed you and tried to comfort you. What did he mean by this is going to be fast and quick? Why would he do this? Why the hell would he take you and your friend that he is supposed to love? Your head spinned with all the questions, impatiently trying to find some answers.

He grabs her leg and jerks her towards him, making her cry at the pain. He takes out the knife and plunges it on the other leg, she lets out another scream.

Sirius seemed rather annoyed at her. He didn’t waste any time and put his hands against her throat and tightened his grip for about 10 seconds, your friend was basically choking for air. He lets go of her.

“This isn’t fun.” He muttered.

Helena caught her breath quickly and pleaded. But a slash was heard as she couldn’t breathe again.

You looked down and saw her throat was sliced with blood running down her chest while Sirius eyed her carefully. You felt nauseous from the terror.

You couldn’t care anymore, you started kicking, screaming the loudest as you can. Sirius rushed to you, leaning down again and started shushing you. “Y/n, I did this for you, for us.” He said in such a gentle tone.

You didn’t know what he meant by that.

“I did this for you, so I can prove to you how much I love you, how much I want you, how much I need you.” He touches your cheek, making you flinch a little.

He says those words in such a passionate tone, as if he truly meant it. He sounds so…serious.

“She was nothing Y/n, she was fucking nothing. She was just something between us, blocking us. I only saw you Y/n, I only saw you. You are everything to me, my whole world is just filled with you. And I want you to be in my world.”

He came closer to your face, “And you will be in my world, just you and me, alone together in our own world.”

Your cries went quiet as you stared at him in horror, but tears renewed and started to roll down your cheeks again. He looked down before speaking, 

“Do you realize how much I love you? Oh god I love you so much. I-”

He wiped your tears away from your red eyes, and gently started kissing your eyes. Your faces were so close to each other, he grinned happily but at the same time, mischievously .

“You know I’ll never hurt you…that I only want what’s best for you, what’s best for us. Darling, I’ll kill for you…”

You stayed quiet, no screams, no cries, no pleads. Just simply lost and confused. Sirius quietly laughs at your lost expression.

“You know the first time I saw you in that theater, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you. The movie was the one who was distracting me from you. God the way you laughed, the way you rested your head on the armrest.”

Your cheeks squished as he pressed his palms that were covered in blood against them

“You’re just like an angel, baby.”

He smiled radiantly, adoring your lost expression that still didn’t leave your face.

“I have to keep you here. I know it’s scary, but I promise I’ll decorate it for you just the way you want it. And when the…time's right… I’ll let you have your own room upstairs, or maybe you could even sleep with me.” Hell no.

Even after all the things he said, you still didn’t trust him completely…yet. You also still couldn’t understand why he would do all this. But you felt anxious as you knew you couldn’t escape. This house is large as heck, you’ll get lost wandering all alone in such a massive place. All exit doors would probably have 9 locks on them.

“First, I’ll have to get rid of that…” He eyed Helena's body that was lying on the floor. You didn’t look at her, you knew you would get a panic attack at seeing her decomposed body, even if it was just a glance.

“Fuck, what are you doing to me Y/n?” Sirius looked back at you again, eyes full of passion.

He stood up, “If you behave well, I’m gonna buy you anything you want, anything. Just name it, sweetheart.” He takes strands of your hair and puts them on the back of your ear.

“I’ll go and get the designs for your room, how does that sound?” He smiled softly. He goes to your friend’s body, picking her on his shoulder. And he disappears again, just like that.

There’s still blood splattered on the floor, but he’ll clean that up for you. You were his sweet angel after all. Stuck forever in a world alone together, just you and him.

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"He sounds so...serious." Bitch ofc he sounds serious, he literally just slit your friend's throat. (So done with my writing.) I LOVE SIRIUS SO MUCH ISTG.

[charcadett]

Hey! So uuhhh 👉👈 if the request is still open, may I ask for Larry with a reader who's capable of becoming a champion but they prefer working another profession instead? Like perhaps as a researcher?

Larry is such a curious character when it comes to being really good at Pokemon battling, so I wonder what he would think being with someone like that. Maybe at one time reader just finished fighting the elite four with ease but they just tap out before they fight the champion? Can be against Paldea's elite four or other region's elite four

With that said thank you for reading this! No pressure, your writing is really cool and I'm fine reading anything you post. Have a nice day!! :DD

Okay, this. Accidentally just became me dissecting Larry’s character like he’s a frog and I am but an over-excitable seventh grader. There’s not a lot about the reader, they’re there, but it’s a lot of Larry. I don’t think I said anything new here and also went totally overboard with this. I just *clenches fist* am obsessed with this guy. I hope you enjoy this anyway!

Livin’ Like Larry (Ft. Reader Who Quits The Elite Test Right Before Fighting Geeta)

- Larry’s interesting in a way because not only does he insist on doing the bare minimum in terms of effort, but he also works enough overtime that he has to be “strictly told” to take a break. He uses Normal-type Pokemon and has a particular fondness for them, however, it’s obvious that he also likes Flying-types. His tie is light blue with a cloud pattern, his ace is Staraptor, and the only time any of his speech is punctuated with an exclamation point is during his Elite Four battle when he’s using Flying-type Pokemon. Not to mention during his gym rematch, he has Braviary on his team, another Normal/Flying-type.

- On top of all that, not only does he give the TM for Facade when you beat him, but during his first Gym Battle when he Terastillizes his Pokemon, he says “I think it’s time to show you that real life isn’t all just being true to yourself...” Larry seems to prioritize comfort over everything else. He keeps himself busy, and he eats good food, which he does enjoy. Where other people enjoy spontaneity and excitement, Larry enjoys a reliable routine. And as much as he seems to dislike his job, he seems too comfortable in it to branch out.

- He’s a normal guy living a normal life surrounded by completely extraordinary and passionate people, which honestly, ends up making him the odd one out. I think if Larry genuinely went all out from the start of a battle, he’d be one of the strongest trainers in Paldea. But he doesn’t. He consistently puts in the bare minimum effort. That’s just what he’s used to and he’d like to dedicate his energy to something he actually enjoys doing. Like eating massive plates of food at the Treasure Eatery.

- Seeing you blow through the Gym Challenge, completely sweep the Elite Four, and then change your mind so suddenly before fighting Geeta was not something he expected. It’s for a simple reason. You changed your mind. This isn’t something you want to do anymore and you have a research project at home calling your name. You apologize and say you had a lot of fun battling everyone – which is really all that matters – but this isn’t for you. And then you go home.

- Larry expects that to be the end of that. He’s not one to dwell, especially not on things that happened at work. But one day, he catches you at the Treasure Eatery, and like when you beat him after his Gym Match, he offers to buy your meal. You chat, just small talk until Larry finally asks you why you quit the Elite Test so suddenly.

- “I wasn’t having fun anymore. I’ve been researching a bit about the Great Crater recently and it’s all I could think about during every battle. I figured, at that point, I should just head home. Has that ever happened to you?”

- It has happened to him. Everyday. The number of times he was daydreaming about what good food he could be eating instead of doing paperwork or battling numbered in the thousands. But Larry only shrugs and says, “Sometimes…” And that was the end of that.

- It isn’t until a certain student at the Academy comes and absolutely wipes the floor with him three times that he really takes it into consideration. He’ll give you a call and see if you wanted to try out a new restaurant he’s had his eye on for a while. Food tastes better when you’re with someone you like.

[illfoandillfie]

2023 Advent: Day 8

This was a lil idea that came to me at some point during the year. I honestly don't remember what inspired it but i've had a note on my phone for months that just said "idea: sugar daddy demands thank you fuck". No clue where it came from or when but here we go, have some writing about it.

Warnings: Sugar daddy! Gwil, and he's kinda mean about it 👉👈, backyard sex,so i guess minor exhibitionism, oral sex (m receiving), face fucking, a touch of humiliation

Everything you had right then was from Gwilym. The bathers you wore, the necklace around your throat, the drink you were holding. All of it he’d given you. And of course, you were lounging by his pool, relaxing in the sun while he was on a call inside. He liked having you around, even when he had work to deal with, knowing you were waiting for him, knowing he could call on you the moment his meetings were finished. You didn’t mind either. Sitting around a pool in the middle of the day, cocktail in hand, was clearly better than most else you could be doing. Certainly beat working or studying. It was really very lucky you’d met Gwil when you had, with your useless degree and skint bank account. He’d taken pity and bought you a few drinks and you’d thanked him by going home with him. Not that you didn’t want to – he was hotter and more interesting than any of the guys you’d slept with at uni. You let him call you a slut and tell you when to cum, and the next day he admitted he wasn’t looking for anything serious but he liked fucking you, so he offered to buy you breakfast and let you thank him for it. He made it clear what he wanted. Company from someone capable of following his instructions. You just wanted things you didn’t have to spend you own money on and easily agreed to his proposition. Of course, you paid for them in other ways.  

When Gwil joined you outside he was in boardshorts, a beer in one hand, his other hidden behind his back. You perked up at that. It meant he had something for you, and you were keen to see just what he’d bought you this time. So you looked up demurely as his tall frame blocked out the sun, ready to play whatever roll he wanted in return for the gift.   “Got you something, princess” he said with a smile, placing his beer aside and holding out a small red box.  “Jewlery?” you asked sweetly, not recognising the box. You’d had, however, picked up on the choise of pet name and suspected his call hadn’t gone as well as he might have liked. Princess was usually a sign he wanted to vent some frustration.   “Open it.”  You did, nearly dropping it as you spotted the shiny silver keys.  “A car? Oh my god Gwil.”  “Brand new model. Just delivered. We can take it for a spin later.”  There was implication in his promise but you were so surprised by such a huge gift that you completely forgot what was expected, jumping up to hug him as you said, “Thank you, Gwil, thank you so much. You really didn’t have to; I can’t believe it. Thank you.”  Gwil grimaced disapprovingly as he gently pressed you back onto your seat, “Princess, you know that’s not how I like you to show appreciation.”  You nodded, already realising your lapse, “I know, daddy, I’m sorry. It’s just so amazing I wanted to tell you how much I love it and-”  “Princess.” His tone was warning as he cut you off, clearly losing patience.   You didn’t mind it if he was a little annoyed – he got rough when he was ticked off and that was fun – but you didn’t want to push him too far and risk ruining things, risk not being gifted cars, “Sorry daddy, should we go inside so I can thank you properly?”  Gwil stared you down for a moment before he began undoing the tie on his pants, “I don’t think we need to go anywhere.”  You felt yourself warming as you glanced around at the neighbours houses, “Really? Here?”  “Oh don’t worry, I’ll let you thank me inside too. You’ll do a lot of thanking in a lot of different ways for such a big gift. But, it’s become clear that my princess doesn’t know when it’s appropriate for her to talk. I think you need a lesson in how to be quiet and show some fucking respect. So we’ll start out here.” 

You weren’t surprised when he tugged you to him, able to see him getting harder as he demeaned you, but still you let out a little gasp at his tighter than expected grip.   He didn’t loosen up though, intent on pulling your mouth to his cock, making sure you understood what he wanted. You were quick to try and rectify your mistake, summoning up spit and wrapping your lips around his length with a small moan. You knew he’d like that, that it would redeem you a little. And he did, if the jolt of his hips was anything to go by. Or perhaps that was his apparent annoyance because he didn’t let up. Gwilym didn’t seem to have any intention to let you blow him the way he usually did. He didn’t hold himself still to give you time to adjust. Didn’t encourage you to stroke and lick and tease him the way he usually liked. You had to grab onto his thigh as he pushed his shaft deeper, seeking out the back of your throat and rutting into you when you gagged in surprise.   “Take it.” he said, voice low and gravelly and all the more menacing for it, fucking your mouth until saliva dribbled over your lips. When he pulled himself out you were panting for air, a sting of spit still attached to his cock. He guided your hand to his cock as he bent down a little, tilting your chin up so he could look you in your watery eyes, “I own your holes. I’ve bought them a hundred times over with every little thing I’ve ever given you. So you’re going to keep quiet and take what I give you.”  “Yes daddy,” you managed to get out, trying to focus on stroking him so he wouldn’t get madder.  Gwil looked at you for a moment, his thumb ran over your wet bottom lip, “I want you to ask for it.”  “What?”  “Well, this is in return for the fucking car I just gave you, isn’t it? It's what you want to give me in return, so you can tell me that.”  You’d anticipated he might want to humiliate you a little as soon as he’d called you princess, but the combination of it and the suggestion that you’d disappointed him had you on the verge of tears. So your voice shook as you said, “Please use me daddy.”  It must not have been enough because Gwil just stood up straighter and staired you down, surprisingly intimidating even with his cock in your hand.  “Please fuck my throat daddy. I want to thank you.”  “Okay, princess, because you asked so nicely.” Gwilym smiled as he grabbed the back of your hair, directing you back down over his cock. 

[quandaryqueen]

Harley Quinn, BTAS, and Young justice riddler's

Imagine the babes having a short yet powerful s/o

Like, villain! Reader would beat your ass if you ever talk jackshit about their lovely bf 😒

They would choke you with their magic and smile while doing it <33

THEIR SO POWERFUL THAT THEIR LVL IS SO CLOSE TO .. let's say klarion N IT'S JUST SO FUNNY TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS TO THIS SMALL PERSON WHO CAN BEAT SUPERMAN TO A PULP

I can imagine villain! Reader having the same powers as Bayonetta, like, they'd kick your ass while looking good too

Because of their very much attractive looks, they've heard the phrase "step on me" alot of times and their response? Actually stepping on them using their magic

Fierce

Edward Nygma X Short, yet powerful Reader

I know nothing about Bayonetta, but I'll try my best.

💚 Young Justice

He has encountered myriads of magic users out there, as you do. With his constant in and out in both Arkham and somehow convinced authorities that he should be in Bell Reeve, he has seen some shit. And yours? Well mark him scared and horny.

The fact that you date him? Protect him? Oh lordy.

"Are you sure?" 👉👈🥺

Yes, this man asks if you're serious because he thinks you're waaaaaaay out of his league.

Highkey though, he'd be like "Go get 'em babe!" Whenever you're in the middle of a battle. Catch this mf grinning like an idiot while watching you get some bitches get their asses handed to you.

Gets a tad bit jealous when someone would unabashedly yell out their desires for you and might cling to you with a pout. He can't blame the fact that they too want to get stepped on by you, but don't you dare entertain them 😤

💚 Batman the animated series

Let's just say that he's used to it when people are shorter than he is and this guy can poke fun at the fact that you can't reach the shelves, but it's all in light-hearted fun and he loves you, his personal elbow stool.

Okay but he low-key shuts up when he sees you in battle. Slack-jawed, in pure awe at your capabilities. Might've awaken something in him.

He feels extra empowered when you're there, but god if you think that you're nothing but a side-piece for him, he will stop at nothing to reassure you that you're not.

As for the comments you get, he'd get weirded out. People can be into what they want but geez, no need to yell it out in the open.

💚 Harley Quinn

He doesn't really get the impression of you being a fighter due to you stature, but villainy had given him the lesson that anything is possible. Anything.

He'd be impressed more than anything, that you're this powerful fighter well now at least he doesn't have to worry about you being a target as his significant other. Don't get him wrong, he is impressed by your amazing feats, but he is just nonchalant about it.

Though, he gives out every chance to let show you off to his fellow villains. Not in a trophy spouse kind of way, but like "Look at my s/o! They're so amazing! THIS? YES NOW YOU'VE SEEN PERFECTION INCARNATE!"

As for the comments, he can't blame them. But if you are repulsed by them, he is throwing hands with no hesitation.

[vampryoteuthis]

Eichi, Souma, Natsume for the character ask? 👉👈

THREE characters ok I’ll do my best

eichi

i LOVE eichi but I am in no way or means the biggest eichi fan in the world so I’m usually quiet about him. everything I think about him has definitely been said before, I wish the general fanbase wouldn’t use his illness as a way to make fun of him (fortunately this is less prevalent now it used to be such a big thing a couple years ago), and I also wish they’d stop demonizing him for the war stuff tbh. it happened! everyone in canon is over it now so why are you dwelling on it!! i just do really really like him and I did actually have my eichi hater period so I served my time and now I’m out and I love him even more. guy of all time. I would love to drink tea with him and talk about philosophy or something

souma

he’s my son but he’s also an adult man but he’s my spingly boingus but he is fully capable of taking care of himself does this make sense. he’s my son but not in the way every other souma fan I don’t like says he’s their son

i mean this is your fault for giving me an akatsuki character to talk about. this is like if we were playing yugioh and you really wanted to see a counter trap I had so you activated a combo to specifically make me use that counter trap. you did this to yourself

I just have. so many thoughts on him i love him so much. so much that I can’t even articulate them correctly. you’ll just have to take my word for it. also by the “he’s done nothing wrong” part he’s absolutely done wrong (guy who wanted to kill a man to see how it would feel) I’m just being silly there

natsume

I love how natsume works with other characters like the rest of switch and his niisans so that’s why I circled that tbh

he’s very fun but I’ve never really sat down and read much with him in it other than the reminisce stories he’s in! he’s very enjoyable to see though really do like him :) I have all his gacha 5 stars by accident (minus the newest altered one) as well he won’t stop coming home

[dutybcrne]

@strdstd said : [ TO THE THREAT ]: " i think it's time you were leaving. " {…Boothill for Kaeya- 👀👉👈 Maybe set after Dain takes the throne, yet him & Kae are still vibing in Khaenri’ah.} 『 Meme || Accepting 』

       ・⊱ Oh course Kaeya was well-aware he was no Dainsleif. And likely never would compare in the eye of the people–that he could tell mere moments after taking the helm of their people ( yet one more place he'd have to work his hardest to into, yet again ). Of course he was well-aware that as an Alberich, he'd deal with his fair share of dissenters and gripes about how he dealt with things–it may as well be the family tradition, Rethel had once said. No matter though; that, he could take in stride quite easily ( surely anyone would, having had his level of practice managing the Fatui and Lawrence clan on the daily for half a decade ). One way or another, by silver tongue, shadowy hand, or sword, those complaints would be dealt with, again and again. He had been more than capable of handling them and himself no matter the situation back in Mond, and he would continue to do so even now, in the Mirage.

        Yet at times, like this...well, he'd be lying if he denied utterly preening in being stood up for like this. In knowing that person was forced between a rock and a hard place; standing a mere trigger's click away from truly regretting their boldness, or being forced to bite back their damn pride and step back.

        Between Boothill's threat and the cold, razor-sharp smile Kaeya bared in hearing it...it seemed they'd acquiesce the latter option, a venomous glare in their eyes and a just as bitter mutter ( was that a 'you'll regret this' he heard just now? Oh, the fun he'll have taking care of that later- ) before they'd turn tail and part.

        Even as that person made their hasty retreat, the grin never once left Kaeya's lips. Not for a moment, as he turned his back on them without a second glance, arms wrapping loosely around Boothill's torso with a bright laugh.

        "Well, howdy there, Stranger~"

        Yes, he loved the thrill and pride in rending such responses himself, sure. Preferred to take care of such things himself, as he always had ( old habits and comforts were a pain to break ), but really letting another take the reins his stead, and with such conviction, too...well, could anyone blame his heart for stirring so?

        Especially in hearing that menacing growl underlying that already perfect voice-

        "Impeccable timing on your part," Kaeya crooned, a hand moving to grasp the front of Boothill's jacket and tug just enough to give him ample reach to bunt his head to the cyborg's. "Y'know, I was almost started to worry where my loyal guard had up and went." Ha–as if Boothill'd ever stray too far. As if Kaeya had any fear of that guy at all to begin with. Still- "I suppose I owe my hero my thanks now though, don't I?"

[thesugarhole]

dd2 spoilers, though i think most neets have already finished the main plot + character stories. also hope this is coherent enough and im not misinterpreting the character a whole lot

i think the way sarmentis shrine ends is interesting. im not super in love with it, but like, i can believe that cutting off his own finger to ensure he doesnt play that song again in the future would be something hed do.

but at the same time, theres better interpretations to it that lets him still do that action without the end goal being "to not play the death melody* anymore". for example, being driven to the edge from the king&courts abuse and playing the song, physical shock feels like a good enough at-the-moment impulsive decision to get out of that mental state. (its the 101 on self harm)

like... this is the guy that rose the fandom ranks as the darling character by entering the damn hamlet in full clown costume with a just as unhinged & murderous atitude to boot. its evenly balanced with his actual personality and love of performing music / comedy, even if a lot of that now is tainted with bitterness and cynicism

so idk i think that if he went to the trouble to learn it and know what it was capable of he wouldnt quit it permanently after just one use. thats the whole point of the finale skill, at least in dd1, hype it up enough for a devastating result. imagine your jester does one finale on the hag and then is like 'and thats enough of that!' and drops dead in the family guy pose. and then gets up and finale the skill is permalocked like come on.

but i think that what stings extra was that he. i guess regretted using it after using it on a bunch people that had been abusing him for god knows how long?? its not unrealistic, sure, lots of victims feel bad for the abuser etc but i feel like it is for him. he never striked me as the type of guy to ever feel regret for just desserts type of revenge, at least in dd1. am i getting my point across or is this a bunch of nonsense rambling. anyway yea also tagging in case anyone wants to help me out with this one but idk 👉👈

*darkest dungeon has always been supernatural but personally i hate this change idk.... melody so bad you shit your pants and die idfk. let the man grab the dirk while no ones looking and cut the tyrants hands clean off like good ol times. make it a cool fighting montage where he keeps taking random ass weapons from others and striking them right back with said weapons. he wakes up later with a ringing to his ears and everyone chopped to bacon bits lol. i guess 'killer melody kills everyone in the room except the performer' is a more reasonable explanation than 'random clown successfully eviscerates everyone with knife he found laying around' sorry i like ultraviolence in fantasy settings :/ (jokes)

[luvring]

did you ever happen to finish those akaashi bf hcs 👉👈

— akaashi relationship hcs

note from nia: YES. copy pasting this from my notes BFSJFB mini LL break time for keiji my beloved <3 (LL gang ur getting rime hcs today i pinky promise)

he is sooo. [perfect man] [angel] [beautiful romantic music]

he asks what you did today instead of how your day was because he knows it's easier and wants to hear every detail

he takes note of your interests and offhand comments of things you want so he can surprise you

he's so good at that tikotok couple gift challenge where you need to buy something that fits the prompts. so nonchalant about it smh

he'll quietly drop off some cut up fruits and a drink while you're working, kissing your forehead before leaving

he has a private playlist filled with songs that remind him of you and your relationship. he's flustered when you first find out but it works out when you make a collaborative playlist for both of you to have

he really appreciates how he can be open and comfortable around you. his laughs are louder and sometimes he'll even snort at an unexpected joke (he's embarrassed at first until you do it too </3)

he writes little notes and doodles for you to keep or put on your wall

i think people forget keiji is completely capable of being a Menace. one time he hit you with a pillow because you weren't waking up. when you shot up and asked "did you just hit me with a fucking pillow?" all he said was "what pillow?" as if he wasn't holding it

he offers to text or vc whenever it's late and you can't fall asleep. he'll tell a story or quietly hum a song

if you have something on your face he'll turn you towards him and gently wipe it off

he lets you put makeup and nail polish on him as long as it isn't too bright

sometimes he'll text you during his break at practice or work

he sends a photo captioned "save me" even though you cannot, in fact, save him

he's very cute & fun when you try to do a text prank on him because sometimes he's confused but he's Got the spirit!

you start sending song lyrics and he's like ?? but then realizes they're lyrics and sends the next lines and asks "did i do it right is this what you wanted"

he likes studying with you whether you're quizzing each other or just body doubling. you both make sure you aren't overworking (or goofing off)

he's really good at explaining things + he's very patient :[ if you don't understand his explanation he'll try wording it differently and showing more examples

he doesn't accept any bad self-talk . if you say anything along the lines of "i can't do this" or "i'm too dumb for this" he tuts and makes you look at him

kisses you on your forehead and promises that he'll keep helping and that you'll be alright

(you can ask for extra kisses and he'll jokingly call you needy before agreeing. forehead again, cheeks, nose, mouth. same order every time)

so grateful whenever you bring him his regular coffee order (if he hasn't already bought it plus your own drink)

he never fails to take you out on a date after exam season is over

yes yes cafe dates, museum visits, picnics at the park. why is no one taking this guy to a butterfly conservatory or pottery date. why are you not bringing him to a bookstore to pick out books and annotate and read together. why are you not staying in and attempting to cook or bake together....come on

you guys bought a cute plushie on a date and named it and now it's your child. sorry

the first time you held hands he was so !!!!!! oh my god he was nervous about his hand being sweaty and whenever you had to let go he'd aggressively wipe it on his pants just in case

now it's a normal thing you do and his heart still flutter a little but at least it isn't as bad

he wanted to get you flowers for your first date but started overthinking about if it was too basic, if you'd want to take care of them, etc.

he settles on your favourite snack and a necklace instead

genuinely so relieved when you put the necklace on and very happy when he sees you wearing it days after

makes sure you get inside before leaving, waves to you through your window with a smile

he overthinks and gets stressed sometimes. he tries his best to stop bottling it up and often comes to you first for comfort

he likes to play with your fingers and asks you to brush through his hair with your free hand

if he sees you in bed he comes in beside you and nuzzles his face into your neck

when you ask if he's alright he hums, "just needed to be with you for a while." oh i love u sir

he loves sleeping with his head laying on your chest or yours on his

will happily be big or small spoon

if you have pets they like him better than you. i'm sorry we lose

if you want him to meet your family, he gets all nervous but they end up loving him (who doesn't love akaashi keiji i'm srs)

took you stargazing once and when he saw a shooting star he wished he'd be able to stay with you and make you happy

arguments very rarely if ever happen. if they do happen they're resolved quickly because they'd probably revolve around taking care of yourselves better, anxieties, etc.

prints photos he's taken of you and the two of you together and puts them on the wall above his desk to look at

he invites you to watch his games and smiles and waves when he spots you

the team (bokuto) teases him and he blushes a little but then tells them it isn't his fault they aren't also in a relationship (Rip)

living with akaashi and him coming home and never failing to find you and say "hi love" before anything else oughghfhh

[reeedvelvet]

Can I request string gummy X TBD Director! Reader?

that guy is hot af

👉👈uwu

yes yES of course i'd be happy to!1! This is such a great idea anon!

                                          ▸ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ◂

DON'T LIKE REBLOG ♡

First things first,

Yeah, this is basically you two at first.

❣ Being the Director of Time Balance Department was no easy work. You are busy with tons of paper work and other things, but you often go out and see what others are doing. Basically checking everyone's work giving them little tips, cookies who work at TBH loved you.

❣ You were the hope of others, so many cookies looks up to you, that of course includes Croissant cookie. You were her idol! Your personality, you were so kind to others, helping them when they are lost in though or not knowing what to do next, you were like a inspiration! Your presence was so comforting, Croissant cookie felt safe with you.

❣ When it comes to Timekeeper cookie, you had your own suspicions about her. Just.. how can she control Time so easily... You were jealous of her, you.. you wanted to control the time like her, easily. That was your dream. And now, your dream will come true with Time Manipulators. You gave this job to your most trusted cookie, Croissant cookie. You knew what she was capable of.

❣ When String gummy cookie came to the Director's Office, you were there just trying to finish your work. Mans had to take turn, cuz- ?? Timekeeper didn't said something about this timelines Director? He knows the future's Director is Croissant, but you- umm ah ha h-hey,, whats your n-name-? y-you kinda l-look p-p-pretty-

❣ Mans even forget 'bout his misson, he could just look at your face till he dies. Timekeeper often tease him about you. Its easy to catch him staring at you, but he would always refuse that, no he wasn't admiring you, he was looking outside, the weather looks nice today-

❝ Admiring the Director again String gummy? Hmm?? ❞

❝ Wha- No. I was looking outside of the window. There is no such reason for me to stare/look at them. ❞ lies.

❣ When talking to you, or if you called him to your Office to talk about something, He would look somewhere or just straight face to you with slight red cheeks.

❝ Understood? ❞ ❝ Yes, understood Director. ❞ no he didn't understand a bit you just said, he was admiring you the whole time cause how can he not? You are just so pretty to him.

❝ So, what did the Director said? ❞ Croissant asked to String gummy, ❝ uh- ❞ String gummy looked down, Croissant could only shake her head at him ❝ You didn't listened them again?? You have to do something with those feelings of yours. ❞ ❝ YOU- HOW DID YOU KNOW- NO I DO NOT HAVE SUCH FEELINGS, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING 'BOUT- ❞

❧Enough rambling, lets get into dating.

❣ A perfect husband material, he would always take care of you when you're too busy with your own work. String gummy would always come with coffee in hand when coming to your office. He know how hard you're working, mans just want you to relax.

❝ I- Your coffee, Director. ❞ String gummy turned his head to hide his red cheeks. You let out a little laugh, oh how he loved your little laughs. ❝ Now, don't be so polite with me. We are dating after all aren't we? ❞ ❝ In secret, no one needs to know that. ❞ String gummy leaned to kiss your cheek.

❣ Behind doors, you're the only one who can see his gentle and soft side, his rare and gentle smiles. He loves cuddling with you, especially when you lean against his chest, he loves holding you like this. He feels like he can protect you from everything.

❣ If theres a mission where you had to go, he is coming with you. You are the Director, if something ever happens to you- no- you're his lover, the owner of his heart, his other side. He just can't and won't take it very well if something ever happens to you.

❣ There was one time where you were fatally injured, you were trying to protect a TBD member, they attacked to your blind side you didn't had the time to do anything, maybe it was your time?

❝ (NAME)! ❞ String gummy yelled, Croissant attention was also on you, when both of them saw your injury, Croissants was open in horror her eyes wide as she think what to do-

❝ D-Director-! i- uhh-- S-String gummy cookie! W-What s-should we do-?! ❞ String gummy only looked at the battle field, ❝ Croissant take them to TBD back. I will handle this. ❞ ❝ H-How- you can't take them all! ❞ ❝ Do what i say! They are more important! If you dont take them back immediately they are going to die! ❞ Croissant only nodded, and when she tried to pick you, you groaned in pain, your clothes stained in strawberry jam. You can feel yourself slipping. ❝ D-Director! P-Please hang in there! ❞

❣ You woke up with a great pain, how long have you been unconscious? When you make a move to get up-

❝ Hey. ❞

It was String gummy cookie's voice, of course.

❝ You quite worried me back there dear. ❞

sigh, ❝ Everyone is alright right? No one got hurt? ❞ ❝ No, there is someone who is hurt. ❞ ❝ Wh- Who?! Are they alright? ❞ ❝ Well, they seem to be alright. ❞ ❝ How are they feeling? Did you ask them? ❞

❝ How are you feeling? ❞ ❝ I- ❞

String gummy cookie laughed at your annoyed expression, as he got up and kissed you on your lips. He hold your hands in his and leaned to press his forehead against yours, and whispered;

❝ Don't let anything happen to you, I can't imagine a future without you. ❞

. . . . ╰──╮♡╭──╯ . . . . . . . . ╰──╮♡╭──╯ . . . .

This work belongs to @/rainyycake do not steal or use.

[teyvat-imagines]

Hello, can I request a reactions to Childe, venti and xingqiu accidentally walking on their SO (f!reader) changing? (Sfw ofc, just some red faces and being flustered 👉👈)

Hey there! :D Thanks so much for your request, I hope you like it! ^w^

[EDIT: In my tired stupidity, I misspelled Xinqiu's name when writing these out! ;-; I've gone back and corrected them but ahhh I'm sorry guys ;w; ]

Accidentally Walking In On S/O Changing (Female Reader!)

Childe:

○ In his defence, it was an honest mistake. He was used to living alone and getting to come and go wherever he pleased. So when he walks into your shared bedroom and sees you shirtless, in the middle of getting change, he stops.

○ You can feel the heat rising to your cheeks as you quickly move to cover up your chest, holding the blanket close as you stare at him wide-eyed and surprised.

○ His own eyes wander down your body, taking in as much as he can before smirking softly.

"Don't stop on my account~"

○ You know he's only teasing but it still flusters you, and you throw the nearest hard object at him as you half-heartedly yell at him to get out.

○ He chuckles softly and apologies, promising to knock from now on before he walks in, and leaves to let you finish getting changed.

"You look great though, I must say~! Alright, alright, I'm done teasing, sorry love."

○ Childe spends the rest of the day making it up to you, buying you little gifts as an apology for catching you like that.

Venti:

○ The bard had felt a burst of inspiration. A new song had come to mind and he just had to grab his lyre and compose something.

○ So with only that thought in mind, Venti darted into your bedroom, excitedly in a rush to grab his lyre before he lost his inspiration.

○ Unfortunately or fortunately? for him, he had caught you in the middle of getting changed after a long day of work. Your shirt was on the ground while you were looking for a more comfortable one to wear, and at the angle you were leaning forward at, Venti certainly got a good look at you.

"Ehe, whoops~! Sorry little wisp~!"

○ He chuckles softly, and you can tell from the tone of his voice he really isn't that sorry. He does explain that he was just looking for his lyre. So, once you've covered up again, you hand it to him with a pout.

○ He thanks you with a soft kiss and apologies again for just bursting in on your like that. He promises to be more careful for you.

○ It's only after Venti had already left for the Tavern that you remembered he was perfectly capable of summoning his lyre to him and had no reason to run in on you changing other than to sneak a peek.

○ You'll have to have a stern word with him when he gets home.

Xingqiu:

○ It was all too easy for Xingqiu to end up lost in the world of the books he read. You'd told him as much before, but he had assured you he wouldn't let his reading habits get him into any trouble.

○ His words were certainly coming back to bite him when he realised what he had done. He had needed the bathroom but of course his most recent book was far too intriguing to put down. So he hadn't checked to see if the bathroom had been occupied.

○ When he glanced up at the sound of water, he realised he had caught you getting out of the bath.

○ His face lit up in a brilliant red shade, rivalling that of the brightest pyro vision, and he looked away immediately, stammering out an apology.

"M-My apologies love! I had just been reading and I hadn't realised!"

○ He scrambles to leave the bathroom and, once you're dressed again and feeling less embarrassed, he apologises profusely for the mistake.

○ He promises not to read while he's wandering around the house again, but honestly knowing his love for books you're not so sure how long that will last.

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okay I'm totally not asking this because I'm a sucker for William content ahahaha no sir not me. But.... May I share this idea because ever since I heard his line asking about Eli imagine just him and the reader conversing talking about the different kinds of manimals and how they're different from normal animals and them both just being animal nerds 👉👈

Today, you had some free time, and decided to visit William at his office. You packed a lunch for the two of you, and headed out.

When you got there, he was checking up on a new patient, that happened to be, in his words, "an extremely cute puppy". You entered the room after setting the lunches in the office fridge, and immediately fell head over heels for the little guy on the table.

"William! He's so cute!" you squealed, rushing over to pet the dog.

"I told you! He's adorable, isn't he?" William said, grinning as he watched you play with his patient.

After the puppy's check up was finished, you and William decided to eat. You went outside of the office to a nearby park, which happened to be the one you walked in together back when he was still a manimal.

"So, I take it you love animals as much as I do?" William asked.

"Well, maybe not as much as you, but pretty close! You know I worked at the zoo for a while, right? I got to spend a lot of time with the animals, because we were short staffed," you explained, "And of course, the whole manimal situation... you could say I'm pretty fond of animals."

"To be honest, I'm still struggling to believe in magic, but I wonder what the differences are between manimals and you know, regular animals? Besides the obvious ones, like talking, and actually being humans..."

"There's a few I learned, actually!" you told him. "Manimals still have animal instincts, but they tend to... conflict with their human instincts. I think yours weren't as severe as some of the others. Like, Sven, for example..."

You and William spent your hour lunch talking about the differences between manimals and animals, with you recounting everything you remembered from your vast experience. He was amazed by your animal knowledge, though you only had your incident to thank for it.

"Do you ever miss working at the zoo?" William asked.

"I miss the animals, sure, but my boss sucked," you replied, laughing. "He was a real dick, honestly."

"Why don't you come help out at the clinic? The animals that have to stay for extended periods of time could use more human interaction, but everyone's busy with their respective jobs," William explained, grinning as wide as he possibly could.

"Really?! I'd love that, plus, I'd get to see more of you," you replied, wasting absolutely no time in accepting his offer.

"Sounds great, are you free the rest of today?"

You went back to the clinic with William, excited for your new gig, and to meet all the animals staying there.

It was a nice break, dealing with regular animals, that couldn't talk and weren't mad at you for cursing them.

William was equally excited about your enthusiasm and the fact that he'd get to see you more often. It was rare to find someone who cared about animals as much as he did, and you'd proven yourself plenty capable of taking care of them.