#you can’t keep getting away with this

[gatoburr0]

[wilsons-divorce-papers]

every time Matt says something about Lincoln’s height, i’m reminded of the Hat™️ from Scary Movie 3

it’s like he wants to see how tall he can make the kid before we catch on or Anthony steps in

[hayakawalove]

does aki hayakawa whimper? *holds mic against your mouth*

JAZZ,, I AM HOLDING YOUR FACE IN MY HANDS

Yes he does. And let me tell you why.

I think he’s very high strung and has been his entire life. He feels deeply but his emotions are muted unless he’s alone. I will start crying. Anyway. So I think a part of him would be a bit ashamed to make noise? I also think he would be so focused on your pleasure that he wouldn’t even have time to think about moaning. He’s focused on you. It’s almost like he doesn’t wanna indulge himself in his pleasure until you’re finished. So sometimes when he’s fucking you and watching your face, a whimper or two will slip from his lips and it almost goes unnoticed by him. It’s just you feel so good he can’t not whimper. I feel like he’s the type that groans quietly and whimpers, lips parted while he swears under his breath

[theiaphage]

Reading Pact for the first time and there is a somewhat concerning amount of lesbian petplay

[devilat-thedoor]

i’ll take one cup, please.💦🥤

thank you, sir🫡

[coldhands-sunkeneyes]

Personally victimized by “I used to be a real go getter. I used to think it’d all get better”

[metalbrojack]

KIKO … KIKO KIKO OMG OMHHMKCRRRVTVT RAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I’m gonna bite him

[sailor-aviator]

I thought about this while reader the Tarzan au

Fun fact, gorilla penis’s are really small compared to body mass, 3 to 6 cm long, so Bradley likely has quite the schlong compared to his troop

Have a good day 👋

Every day you all send me THINGS.

[hal-5000]

tumblr.. i am begging you to let me reblog ads

[tunder]

Who’s fucking with the tumblr app why the follow button is all the way there for the reblogged post

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #89

Danny didn’t know what would happen when his parents portal turned on for the first time but this wasn’t it. He accidentally turned it on and the next thing he knew he was in front of this pool of green swirling liquid with this lady named Talia telling him she’d take care of him. The weird thing is he was now half dead with weird ghost powers and he somehow was turned back into a 5 year old. He met a kid the same age as him and the two quickly became inseparable, his name was Damian and even though he was to be the next head of what Danny assumed was a cult, he knew it was but he was in the body of a 5 year old and couldn’t exactly go home like this.

5 years pass and Danny gets sent along with Damian to Gotham to live with Damian’s birth father Bruce Wayne. Danny didn’t want to go at first but Bruce seemed to welcome him with open arms regardless of his background with the league. Everything is going well for the 2 until Danny meets Tim’s secretary, it’s Sam and she absolutely did not know how to handle her now smaller best friend. Tucker is doing an internship at Wayne Tech too.

[togrowoldinv]

Oh

[thyhauntedmansion]

Just thinking about Bela and Dani and how close they were as kids, only to notice they have the same kind of piercings🥺❤️

AND ALL THREE OF THEM HAD MATCHING NECKLACES IN THE OG DESIGNS

Pardon me while I go SOB

[whitestormsaystransrights]

Why do you have to make up for being you?

Because I always let everyone down.

[mylastmoleculeofserotonin]

I cannot express how mad I am about this. Finally, FINALLY, we were getting something new from Star Wars and then they cancel it just because it wasn’t made for cishet white men. Like, not only are they canceling a very good show, but they are also discouraging anyone from ever stepping outside of the Hero’s Journey ever again and telling so many Star Wars fans that the franchise isn’t for them and white men are the only people they care about. I honestly do not know how long Star Wars can feasibly go without doing something new. The Acolyte could have been a springboard into a better era of Star Wars, but Disney decided they wanted to stay in the 1970’s with George Lucas. For the sake of wrapping up the story I hope they will give it a few specials like they did with the Owl House if not a full renewal.

I love Star Wars so much and the Acolyte was such a promising sign that the franchise would grow and evolve that I forgot Disney was holding its reigns.

[mabaris]

i refuse to believe that the events of inquisition happened in one year because i’m finally reading tevinter nights and it’s a WEEK’S journey through the mountains to get to skyhold. and that’s not even counting travel time for how long it takes to get from the frostbacks to anywhere else. at LEAST a fortnight’s travel, both ways, any time you want to go somewhere. and we’re making that trip dozens of times