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dont know anything about chiikawa but i like this guy
#artists on tumblr#art#chiikawa#chiikawa kurimanju#i drink a beer#i drink another beer#three beers#four beers#you get the gist
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Broadway's Brent Comer in the chat, ladies and gentlemen
(henry just went live for a second to show us he's mid-show swinging on for chet! and brent was being himself. in the chat) (also he said davis is okay just a minor injury)
#other brent quotes i can remember#“giving them more rhan they payed for bb”#“get down here mf”#you get the gist#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway#henry julian gendron#brent comer
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what else is there to say
#need to gag on it#bounce on it#do cartwheels on it#you get the gist#ignore me i’m on painkillers lmaoo#joel miller
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Ultimate Combo :)
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Original template by Ariakey

#my art#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls band together#trolls fanart#brozone#brozone fanart#branch#floyd trolls#john dory trolls#bruce trolls#clay trolls#not my best lighting or shading job but oh well ( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ#you get the gist
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what i actually mean when i say "i watch f1"
#im both almost totally attracted to women AND ace#so being in this fandom is so funny to me#IM THE ONE ON THE CHAIR OFC#rpf is the only way to heaven#formula 1#formula one#f1#carlos sainz jr#carlando#lando norris#max verstappen#versainz#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#sebastian vettel#kimi raikkonen#simi#galex#george russell#alex albon#etc etc#you get the gist#i feel like elphaba in defying gravity exposing myself like this#its me!!! ITS MEEEEeeEeEe!!!!#SOOO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEEEEE LOOK TO WESTERN SKYYYY
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Simon Trappe(finale castle photo, rest are unkown), PrinceZam's Final Stand, I used to be a hole in the ground by Katie Maria, Charles Bukowski
PrinceZam's Final Stand, tumblr user kigiom, Anne Sexton, Sin by Nine Inch Nail, Consumed by David Cronenberg, I slept with someone in fall out boy and all I got was this stupid song written about me by Fall out Boy
#Perhaps my second laziest webweave so far but#devotion duo#You get the gist#sparrow spins#lifestealblr#lifesteal smp
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"Who is your favourite Wind Breaker character?"
You're asking a mother to choose a favourite child
#wind breaker#my ramblings#every time i look at a wbk chara it's like 'oh there they are my fave' and then i turn round and see a different one and am like 'oh my fav'#and then i turn around and-#you get the gist
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more closeups of these queers
#i know this isnt perfect but im not fussing with it more#you get the gist#ok love ya#bg3#enver gortash#virgil acheron#durgetash#my art#envirgil
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grace chasity post witnessing the lords in black
#would the lords in black be considered witchcraft?#idk just go with it#you get the gist#grace chasity#nerdy prudes must die#starkid
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redditor,,,, PTOOEY!!!!!!!!
that big bag is where he keeps cat treats, millet and ipads
#his hoodie smells like unfettered ass /J#soundwave#rumble#frenzy#laserbeak#ravage#transformers#casseticons#humanformers#maccadams#maccadam#firrib#well purple#you get the gist#digital art#burger king table graffiti
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mods are asleep post comics from 3 years ago i never finished and probably never will
#loz#my art#loz ss#skyward sword#my comic#made this back in 2020#and just like. didn't finish it#lost motivation for it or somethin#don't really like the writing anymore so ignore that#you get the gist#something something can never go back to the way things were even if you want to and the grief that comes from that#legend of zelda#zelda#link loz
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‘He’s Alive?! Who knew he’d be back after his 7 year absence. Looks like he’s working on a new project, the Happy Hotel was it? Good thing I snagged it before the Porn and Social Media overlord burnt it.’
-random sinner
Ahhh when I saw the design the author made, I couldn’t help but draw him!!!! He’s just so CUTE AND SQUISHABLE!!! N the fic is soo chef kiss ❤️
Check out the fic ‘Every Madman Has His Vice’ by
@hiemaldesirae . https://archiveofourown.org/works/55190137/chapters/139971223
#hiemaldesirae#my art#fanart#Every Madman Has His Vice#he is just slaying#Alastor really fumbled#I want to consume him#care for him#you get the gist#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#why is the picture quality soo shit#help#why is it in 450p#nooooo
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18+, mdni / maybe modern!au or 2019!patrick if you want tbh idk but smartphones r involved
you and your friends are out barhopping on the city strip, you’ve already hit three different places and you’re ordering at least two drinks per place. you and the three other girls you go out with are rowdy and obnoxious at this point, definitely wasted. and your shared ‘locker room talk’ with the besties is something so perverted, so nasty. but they say drunk words are sober thoughts. and the topic at hand is something probably every woman universally agrees on.
yeah, dick pics are gross and all, but: “nut vids with the sound on,” you’re cackling at your friends proclamation. “those get me freaky. like wet wet.”
“dude, yessss, that’s what i’m sayinggg,” another friend agrees.
and you’re laughing along. but really, you had never received one. you knew the meme, and you saw the appeal, but you had never seen one.
don’t get me wrong, you and patrick are still gettin’ it on over the phone and video chat, doing everything else possible to bridge the gap that distance brought you. being a tennis player on tour, working up to the big leagues, was something you wholeheartedly supported for your boyfriend. to keep morale up, you even sent him a gift box once complete with polaroids, a spicy letter spritzed with your signature perfume, and a pair of worn panties, baby pink and silk with a lacy little trim. you liked to treat him like that.
and he treated you too, with new panties and outfits he wanted to see you in and other miscellaneous gifts, and good dick too whenever he was able to come around and see you. but when you got to thinking, you realized a majority of the gifts he gave you, were really a gift for himself as well. yeah, he’d jerk off to you on video calls, but it wasn’t for you, it’d just be weird if his cam wasn’t on when yours was too.
another round of shots were had before the four of you were making your way to the next bar, the last stop of the night. and you were trailing behind your three friends, typing on your phone to him. partially because you are ovulating, definitely because you were drunk, and you were a tad bit in your head now too thinking about the things patrick could be doing for you, but you were going absolutely feral in his dms.
babyyy wen r u gna see me next :(
i miss uuuu hehehe
need ur hand around my neck while u finger me NEOWWW
and he’s receiving all your texts with fervor. you’re totally exciting him and arousing him. but hes crossfaded (on tour? smh, but he’s celebrating a win as well as the end of this leg of travel) out with other players that he’s met so his replies are just as desperate and sad and pathetic as yours.
soon gorjus
be there b4 u kno it
cant wait for u to take my dick
send pix ?
and when you get to the next bar, you immediately excuse yourself to the bathroom, locking yourself in a stall, posing with your shirt lifted. your perfect tits are exposed to the camera, and because you love and trust your boyfriend, at least half of your face is still in frame too. your lips are slightly pouting, and you know that detail will drive him mad. and you snap another, but this one is an underskirt shot; you standing up in the stall, with your panties pulled down over your mid thighs, also in frame, from behind at the perfect angle to showcase your ass, with a hint of your pretty pussy in frame. and you send both to him in a photo set.
earlier, you sent him more innocently posed but still quite sexy outfit photos and selfies before going out. you did this every time you left the house basically. it was both endearing and such a huge turn on for him, no matter how you were dressed. your outfit was especially scantily clad tonight, so he was already having dirty thoughts of you. he was supportive of what you wore, and was never really controlling, but he wished he were by your side protecting you from other creeps who’d love to sneak a peak. and he had already fantasized about taking you to a dingy bathroom in one of these dive bars you frequented that he saw in the background of your photos, and bending you over the sink and fucking you from behind, both of you watching in the mirror.
both of your data connections were shitty, but he was texting you that he was heading home. he couldn’t wait any longer and needed to get off to you now. and he asked if you were going home any time soon.
another shot, and nursing a midori sour, or whatever your drink of choice is, you and your friends are still chatting and having a wild time, but you’re having flashbacks to the last time you both were together. you remember him boring into your wet cunt, on top of you, in the back of your car at the airport, because you couldn’t bare to part without one last fuck. your thighs squeezed together, trying to dismiss the warm pit forming in your stomach.
you were relieved when one of your friends decided to call it quits, and since your apartment complexes were so close to each other, you decided to share an uber. as you two waited for the ride, you finally received his texts and confirmed you’d be home soon too and that you two could call and take care of each other. and on the ride back, while your friend is talking your ear off, you check your phone again to see a snapchat. patrick sent you a video.
without thinking, you clicked on the notification to see what he sent. and now who would have guessed, that in this moment, you’d see a video he recorded of his cock out, laying in the dark on his bed, his flash was on. his dick glistened with his spit, as he slowly started stroking his shaft and playing with his tip. in a panic, you lock your phone and stuff it back into your purse, face flush with embarrassment.
your friend looks at you with furrowed brows. “you okay?” and you nod, hoping she hadn’t taken a good peak at your screen.
“i’m fine,” you smile. you’re more than fine, you’re seeing stars. and you’re anxious to reach home. after what feels like an eternity, you’re finally there. you skip up the steps and and climbed the flights of stairs until you reach your floor. the anticipation is getting the better of you as you fumble with your keys. but finally, you’re inside and it’s oasis. your place to be horny and out of control.
you flop on your bed and reopen snapchat, 5 more segments of that video waiting for you to open. you turn up your volume to max. in next clip of the video, he’s still taking his time stroking slow and you can hear his breath hitching, yours matching in real time. his breathing is heavy and loud, as little moans and groans escape his lips.
i fucking love you baby, he says in the clip. i’m so fucking hard for you.
and you’re so wet for him, as you reach down and start rubbing circles into your clit above your underwear. the video keeps going, and he picks up the pace, his moans getting louder. you love how he isn’t silent in bed. he’s so vocal and sweet, showing you he’s enjoying it just as much as you are.
the next reel starts, and he is fully jerking off, his breathing getting faster. you know what’s about to come. him. and with one final guttural groan, he does. glistening white cum leaks out gently, and he continues to stroke, much slower, making sure to milk every last drop.
r u home yet baby ?
he texted you.
- ya
and immediately, you have an incoming facetime. you answer and the camera is pointed to just his face, still sitting in the dark.
“hey, princess, how was your night out,” he asked.
“it was good,” you said. “i accidentally opened your snap in front of my friend though.”
“i texted you to wait until you were home to see it,” he laughs at you.
you didn’t receive that text. but you were just stunned he practically read your mind, that you wanted exactly that video.
“i missed you.”
“how much baby?”
“so so much, i couldn’t wait to get home and talk to you,” you pouted.
“me neither,” he whispered. “i’m hard again, baby. wanna see?”
and before you answer, he’s pulled his phone back to angle on his cock, with his abdomen and face still in frame. he’s moving it around, teasing you with its length.
“i miss fucking you so bad. do you miss fucking me?” it’s your turn to tease, and you move your phone down to reveal your panties with a big wet splotch soaked into the fabric.
“you really were thinking of me all night, huh?” he’s starting to stroke himself again, and you do him the favor of bringing the camera back and pulling your shirt off. he’s obsessed with how hard your nipples are, and he moans for you.
“your tits are so perfect,” he breaths out. “touch yourself for me, baby. i wanna see you rub your clit.”
and like it’s a royal command, you pull your panties down, and show him your finger swirling around your wet cunt.
“that’s perfect, you’re perfect,” he says.
you’re watching each other get off and his mind is racing with things he wants to do to you, with you, for you. and he’s sharing about half of them with you.
“i can’t wait to fuck you again. i can take you out to dinner and a movie, and we can sit in the back row by ourselves and mess around.”
“and you can ride me in the passenger seat of your car.”
“i wanna play with your ass so bad and eat you out from the back.”
“finger your pussy for me, sexy. let me see you fuck yourself with your pretty manicured fingers that i paid for. you’re so fucking wet for me.”
and besides his new request, everything is in one ear and out the other. your sole focus is watching him get off so you can get off. and it’s working, the heat in your pelvis growing stronger, you are about to release any second. you can tell he is too, as his breathing is heavier and his words and incoherent and slurred, he sounds tortured. you move back to rubbing your clit.
“are you gonna cum, baby? i’m going to, i want you to cum with me,” he sighs.
“yeah baby, i’m gonna cum. i’m gonna cum patrick!”
your moans harmonize with each other as you both finish together and you both continue to touch yourself as the tension in your groins lessen. you’re still pulsating for moments after.
“i can’t wait to see you any longer, im booking a flight for tomorrow to see you,” he says, still huffing. and you can’t wait either.
#the timetense doesn’t make sense and neither does the grammar i’m so sorry#i was too feral typing this out#you get the gist#i barely proofread this#patrick zweig drabble#patrick zweig smut#patrick zweig blurb#challengers fic#patrick zweig x reader#challengers fanfiction#patrick zweig fic#patrick zweig fanfic#patrick zweig fanfiction
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this has probably been done before but
version w/ original text under the cut
#one piece#op#luffy#monkey d. luffy#straw hat pirates#meme#i thought of thjs in the car and dedicated my life to the search#sad i couldnt find a square pic w all of the crew Minus luffy but#you get the gist#gioposting
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while I love the jerejean kiss on court after the Trojans win headcanon, I agree it’s impractical,,,,,so what if they hug, hard, on court and shake hands with the other team and act normal BUT the second they’re alone they start for each other and grab at each other’s faces and kiss so deeply they can’t breathe. what IF
#sweaty and wearing their jerseys#the full thing#but they can’t stop#“you did it#no *kiss* we did it#kiss#you get the gist#losing my mind#jerejean#Jeremy Knox#jean Moreau#the sunshine court
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Trios r so iconic because who's gonna be the first two to die and leave the third all alone !!!!!!
Drama !!! 😋(sobbing)
#Gojo Satoru#Geto Suguru#Shoko Ieiri#Satosugu#Albatrio#Jay Ferin#Chip Bastard#Gillion Tidestrider#Team Free Will#Sam Winchester#Dean Winchester#Castiel Novak#Destiel#JRWI fnc#Sam Wilson#Bucky Barnes#Steve Rodgers#Stucky#Sambucky#Etc etc#You get the gist
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