#you guys are getting scammed

[nururu]

Nerd ass android accts are like 'dont let apple users use ur chargers now. Remember how they treated us" or some dumb shit like that.... anyways it doesn't matter, if it's not an apple approved product it's going to ruin their phone and battery anyways. If you wanna be a dick to apple users then LET them use your charger. 5 seconds in it will pop up errors like "this isn't one of our pre approved $50 chargers. Use it for 1 more second and we'll destroy your battery life."

[luckydrunk]

[ The constellation 'Demon King of Salvation' is looking at you ]

[heartscrypt]

happy pride month guys. to celebrate, mostro lounge will be serving the same exact drinks except in RAINBOW cups. of course they cost more who do you think we are

inspired by this tweet

[turtleblogatlast]

Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.

Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.

Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.

In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[pjharvey]

how come "True crime" is always about murder and assault. idk. learning about fraud and white collar crimes is way more fascinating to me bc i feel like murder is way easier to do than like elaborately scamming people out of millions of dollars. it takes a lot less finesse. anyway if i started stanning elizabeth holmes like true crime freaks talk about men who stalk and kill women would you guys be mad

[girandolosole]

Ferry first day at work was intense

Original

[ganondoodle]

1 year since i got scammed by nintedno leaving me forever yearning for a game we will never get and an extreme worry for the future

[soup-child]

In the live action version of dndads I think scam likely would have a different actor every time just a true grab bag of anyone and everyone they can find

[wave-nine]

Hello Nine I love your funny art and how you stylize the calcium boys! They are all so fun and cute and sexy and and AH I LOVE THEM ALL! 💙✨

I was wondering if you would like to share how you see differences between Cash and Money? I remember you saying somewhere that Cash lost his brother(?) that sound interesting and I'm really curious! And maybe how Cash/Money see others like you did with the Mutt/Pup differences if that's not too much! ... I'm feeling really nosey about Cash

WAAAH thank you so much!! 🥰💖💖💖

I'm surprised someone remembered! That's right, his brother is dead and it's the reason Cash ends up a self-serving scumbag; after all, there was nothing stopping him from becoming the worst version of himself. If it will benefit him he is 100% going to screw you over.

Money, on the other hand, may be greedy but is much more reasonable. Will he steal your wallet? Yes. But would he scam you??? ... also yes. Hahahaha where was I going with that. Nowhere. He's not as terrible, though.

I'd actually drawn what the dogs thought of Cash for that post as well, but I didn't include it so here it is...

I won't do the same thing for them, but here's another simple relationship chart instead. With Cash at the center, of course!

[kuijoon]

i lied here’s another one

[coolestclowns]

Hi tumblr I haven't posted art in a billion decades

I've seen some "what if scam and jodie did raise hermie and they were just a happy couple" posts and as the number one scam/jodie lover, here's a doodle

[peachy-doodles]

oh yuh i forgorrr i drew smt. he hasn't been approved yet and this is a lil rushed cuz i wanted him FINISHED. but since hes the pal i am keeping from my GA term i'm allowed to post heem.

he sucks i hate him i want to beat him up with hammer s 💥💥💥 DONT let him sell you a car. those explosion emojis will be you. okay.

[koifishanonymous]

all i want is for saiki to acknowledge the preferential treatment he’s given to this cinnamon roll since day 1

[itsbrucey]

Also I forgot to say this but I was thinking about Scamster as a ship and how it's so much going on at once but it made me realize that like,,,, Jodie was "with" the other dads as a Glenn replacement in the altered timeline/within his memories. He would've seen and experienced everything up to the Trial.

So that means he encountered and killed the Library with them ( all the hand bullshit included). He canonically knows who Dennis is, so therefore knows about Mark Likely. And he would've been with the dads when Scam Likely punked them when Glenn stole the van, when Scam Likely stole the gems + made them play truth or dare, and when Scam Likely DIED AND GOT REBORN AS WELL ACTUALLY.

AND HE STILLED FUCKED THAT ENTITY!!!!!!

Through it all he still looked over at Scam like " would" like GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME FOSTER WE'RE LOSING MONEY!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!

[mylittleredgirl]

i was typing out a jokey post about how “i don’t play video games anymore because having the oldest possible usable apple laptop is the bitter nail polish of breaking that addiction” when i got an email from a group list of aging alums from my parents’ old community in all caps saying “mac users i need to borrow an operating system installation disc, must be 10.1 or higher” a disc? OSX????