#you too lydia

[ladyshivs]

Happy Holidays from the La Bruja Lingerie Company

even more NSFW version under the cut:

And Happy Holidays from La Bruja herself

[ehlnofay]

The Dragonborn does not speak at the council, for all the trouble she went to arranging it.

She sits in a straight-backed chair at the head of the table, her sword in its scabbard resting against the stone. (She was the only one permitted to carry a weapon into the assembly.) Lydia, her sharp-faced housecarl, is seated to her left.

It’s the Dragonborn’s council, for all intents and purposes – it may not have been her idea, but it was she who petitioned for it, persuading Arngeir and then the war-leaders and the dignitaries they dragged with them. It was for her sake alone (Dragonborn, Ysmir, legend come to life) that some agreed to attend at all.

But when the council finally begins, kings and warriors crowded around the long stone table, she is silent. An argument begins immediately, Ulfric objecting to Thalmor presence within the negotiations and Tullius objecting to his objection, and it splinters off into something thorny and onerous. It takes half an hour for discussion to begin properly – and then someone says something and they’re off again, everyone around the table coiled tight and wary, and the Dragonborn stares into the middle distance and offers no thoughts.

It doesn’t stop, the talk of trading holds like game pieces and demands that the armies’ leaders be compensated for massacres that never touched them. Arngeir tries to quiet them, and Esbern’s desperate passion riles them up, and when half of the room has leapt to its feet and voices echo off High Hrothgar’s sacred, watching stones, the Dragonborn finally speaks –

Which is to say, she claps her hands over her ears and spits a Word that rips the voices from their lips and the room is finally, mercifully silent.

Her housecarl, the only one who does not seem startled by this, places a hand on the back of her chair and says, “Thane?”

The Dragonborn uncurls, removes her hands from her head, lays them flat on the table.

“I don’t understand,” she says, slow, as though the words are weighed down. She isn’t looking into the middle distance; her eyes shift from face to face like she is trying to meet everyone’s gaze at once.

Galmar Stone-fist, standing by a chair to her right, claws at his fur-lined collar. “We have –”

“Let the Dragonborn speak,” Lydia interrupts, voice and eyes steely. Galmar’s face twists, but he falls silent.

The Dragonborn presses her hands into the stone tabletop.

“Do you believe,” she says, “that the dragons will leave your side alone?”

On the other side of the table, General Tullius raises a sceptical brow. He leans back into his chair. “If you have a point, then make it. We don’t have time for more nonsense.”

Her eyes snap to him. Lydia repeats, “Let her speak.”

The Dragonborn holds up a hand.

“Do you believe,” she enunciates carefully, “that the dragons care anything for your war? None of this matters.”

“On the contrary –”

“Alduin will tear your cities down,” she tells them. Her eyes are eerie dark as holes too deep to track, and even her housecarl is staring at her now. “Only I can stop it. Until you get out of my way, you are fighting over rubble.”

There is, again, silence. Arngeir is visibly thankful for the reprieve; High Hrothgar’s walls, unused as they are to such uproar, can once again, if briefly, know peace.

Ulfric stood up sometime in the yelling; he has not sat back down. He is leaning a little on the stone back of his chair as he says, “You called us here in hopes of a ceasefire, Dragonborn. Truces aren’t made of empty air. Terms have to be negotiated.”

The Dragonborn stares him down. Her palms remain flat on the table; her sword stays resting against her chair.

“But you aren’t negotiating with him,” she says, the words still heavy, still slow. “You’re negotiating terms with me.”

There is a pause. The watchful stones soak in the silence.

“With you,” the Legate replies.

The Dragonborn’s face is blank. “If you truce, I will fight Alduin.” She speaks the weighed-down words as though they are the most natural thing in the world. “If you don’t, I won’t. Your cities will fall as Helgen, and you will die afraid. Those are my terms.”

Lydia places a hand, palm up, on the table. The Dragonborn covers it with her own, mimicking the pose of the wrist, the splay of the fingers.

“Now,” the Dragonborn announces, her voice a laggard echo of Arngeir’s opening speech, “who would like to begin the negotiations?”

(There is no shouting during the rest of the peace council.)

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Fic prompt: The Pink Ladies and the T-Birds become convinced that Cynthia’s dating someone and won’t leave her alone until she tells them so she freaks out and tells them she’s dating Buddy

Immediately afterwards she rushes to Buddy’s house and pretty much goes “hey so I know that I’ve told you over and over again how much I hate you but can you pretty please pretend to date me” and he’s like ok fine but you owe me

And so the entire thing is just those two fumbling around trying to convince everyone that they’re dating (which is much harder for Cynthia than it is for Buddy) and the two of them becoming actual friends

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Where do you watch the Beetlejuice cartoon? I can’t seem to find it anywhere.

Great question, and I actually just switched to a better platform!

For years, I used to watch it on a site called Dailymotion, but almost all the episodes have disappeared. You can find a decent handful by using the right key words, but I was shot for just about anything in Season 3-4, A.K.A — most of my favorites. (The later seasons really had it figured out, okay?)

Now I use a site called wcofun.net, and I absolutely love it! (This post is not sponsored, I’m just really happy I found it.) There’s no ads, no sketchy downloads, and it has every single episode in order!

I’ll put the link to it Here, or you can search https://www.wcofun.net/anime/beetlejuice

[dimension-20-every-introduction]

Everyone Introduced in Dimension 20's Fantasy High: Junior Year episode 2

[thewoodslegacy]

New story posts will go up on Tuesdays and Thursdays. One of my 2024 Simblr resolutions was to have a consistent posting schedule. We'll see if it works out...

Thanks to @samssims for the amazing pose. It can be found here.

P.S. Some weeks there may be more than two posts a week, have a small collection of extras that I want to share. These posts will have no constant schedule it will just be whenever I feel like it.

[livingdeadvoid]

Derek: One last question before you can join.

Insert Random New Character Here: What is it?

Derek, completely serious: Have you ever thought about kissing or actually kissed Stiles?

INH, confused: What are you talking about?

Derek, sighing: It's like a curse. Everyone who joins the pack will or already has thought of kissing Stiles. Some have.

INH, annoyed by the stupidity of such a question: Yeah, yeah, sure. I seriously doubt tha-

Stiles, walking in unaware of anything: Sourwolf have you seen Issac anyway?

Derek, looking between both Stiles and INH: No I haven't Stiles, he's probably with Scott.

Stiles, giving him a thumbs up: Well I'm off to find Scott, good luck with your new recruits or whatever.

INH: wait that was stiles??

Derek, nodding: Yup

INH: ...

Derek:

INH:

Derek: Welcome to the pack.

[stydinskl]

For Christmas, Stiles bought a silver star for their tree, and even though Lydia wanted to just cry about it, she ran towards him, falling into his embrace, that night they finished decorating and when Lydia puts the silver star on top of the tree, she hears “now you know what it feels like” and she does, she slowly turns around, his hands never leave her waist and kisses him before finding her usual place in the crook of his neck, that night they never let go of one another.

[autumnalfallingleaves]

I see your into star wars and it was really into it a couple of Years ago and was obsessed for some time. (I have not caught p on the newer stuff sadly there was so much coming out and not enough time) But i figured I would pop in and share and Idea i have.

A Hilda Star Wars AU

Its kind of been in the back of my mind for a month.

Hilda (Maybe a Jedi) I really have only partly thought of it,

I know for sure i would have Kaia as a Jedi....

But i was also thinking of an idea that maybe Johanna is in the Darth Vader role.

Tildi is like a Yoda.

Just come to share some part of my Idea.

OOH

OKAY

SO I HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN THINKING ABOUT A HILDA/SW CROSSOVER

I've posted a little bit about what it might be before, and I see your Jedi Hilda, and I raise you: Mandalorian Hilda who has, in fact, just passed her verd'goten (I'm not going to go check the Mando'a website but I think that's the word) and is trying her level best to befriend Frida, padawan to Jedi Master Tildy :) (Kaisa was Tildy's padawan as well and is now an archivist)

I think character substitutions are cool, but I've honestly just gone with wholesale character integration, and I think it would be especially fun(ny) if the basic events of Hilda took place during the Clone War, so now there's a chaotic little Mando running around during all the other chaos. The other parts of this that have really been sticking in my mind is Hilda force-befriending Commander Fox as well as armorer Astrid :D

[godofstupidsentences]

Asking for fellow teen wolf and pjo/greek mythology fans! I need some help figuring out the godly parent of some (many) tw characters, anyone interested in talking a bit about it?

[bericas]

shall I stay? would it be a sin if I can't help falling in love with you?

[sapphoscompanion]

Waiting for Cynthia.

Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies | S01 E07: "Cruisin' For Bruisin'"

[tim-lucy]

my top 10 ships of all-time (2022 update) #1. stiles stilinski & lydia martin – teen wolf “Just remember...remember I love you.”

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Cartoon beetlejuice, cuz yea :D

Oh, what an ask after my own art! Because yes, because yes indeed!

I wondered for a long time about how I would fulfill this ask. I decided that I would like to make some uncle-neice content.

So anyways: here’s our guest-star, Movie Lydia, being taught how to be a proper con-man!

[greatgaspiads]

Well, that went horribly...

Babes Week 2023, Day 1

[p3ach3snplums]

♪𝙇𝙮𝙙𝙞𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣

Personaje canon | 17-20s | Bisexual | Teenwolf | nacida en Beacon Hills | Banshee | estudiante | reside en Beacon Hills | personaje abierto | fc: Holland Roden

♪barbie with a brain | lydia martin