It was sweet that Astarion was under the belief that no one would figure out he was a vampire before his big reveal. Most of us took one look at him and said "yep, that sure is a vampire right there." Most, however, doesn't include the party members. Some of these characters are supposed to be perceptive and intelligent, and I'm still convinced that if you press your ear against theirs you'd hear elevator music.
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watching a show where half the writers room wanted a ship and the other half didn’t is fascinating because wdym they’re not canon but they say stuff like “last time someone looked at me like that i got laid” and “i lay his clothes out in the morning” and “i’d rather have you, cursed or not” and [talking about (literally) sleeping and bathing together] “we already do that” and “i did it, all of it, for you” and “god help me, i still like him” and
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Legolas Aragorn and Gimli: *frantically running countless miles for days on end desperately looking for Merry and Pippin*
Treebeard at Entmoot: so aparently this is a hobbit
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